there are geese in the house

Cheng Yikuan felt that his world was going to be dark, he stared at the door of the bathroom in shock, but the goose inside did not come out for a long time.

Cheng Yikuan couldn't help praying again, thinking Muggle Muggle, you must bite me when you come out, and wake me up quickly.He doubted it was true for a while, and felt a little ridiculous for a while. After torturing himself for a long time, he finally saw the door of the bathroom being pushed open slowly.

The big white goose came out slowly and stood in front of him.

One person and one goose looked at each other silently.

Jiang Yan's mood at this time was also very complicated. Although when he made this decision, he kept telling himself that Cheng Yikuan liked him, but when it came to facing this moment, he was not confident anymore.After all, it's normal to like someone, but when that person turns into a goose, wouldn't it be a bit scary?

He cheered himself up in the bathroom, and then thought, whether you shrink your head or extend your head, you should go out and accept the judgment of fate!

Jiang Yan's eyeballs rolled around, looking at this and that, and couldn't help but look at Cheng Yikuan again.

After Cheng Yikuan came out from him, he kept his posture and stayed there. After a while, he called again uncertainly: "Jiang Yan?"

Seeing that he was about to be frightened, Jiang Yan stared at him with black bean eyes and nodded, feeling a little sad in his heart.

Sure enough, it's not acceptable, right?Will you treat yourself as a monster?

The world has become very quiet.Both sides continued to be silent.

After a full 5 minutes, Cheng Yikuan took a deep breath.He patted his clothes, took out his mobile phone and asked the big goose in front of him: "Then are you asleep now?"

Jiang Yan continued to nod.

Cheng Yikuan asked again: "Where did you fall asleep?"

Jiang Yan thought for a while, swayed in front, walked all the way to the bedroom, and put the goose beak on the edge of the bed.Cheng Yikuan let out a long breath of relief.He picked up his keys and coat, and went outside to change his shoes. Jiang Yan didn't know what he was going to do, so he followed behind to look.

Cheng Yikuan explained: "Your soul..." His tangled eyebrows were almost twisted into twists, and he gestured, "Or the mind... has come through now, but the body doesn't know what's going on, I don't worry, go and have a look .Do you want to come together?"

Jiang Yan quickly walked forward twice.

Cheng Yikuan picked him up, and when he walked out of the building, he pulled his coat away to cover the big goose.

The atmosphere in the car was a little awkward.Cheng Yikuan couldn't help turning his head to look at the big goose sitting in the passenger seat after driving for a while, it felt extremely weird.

Jiang Yan was also preoccupied. He regretted and felt a little guilty.After all, Cheng Yikuan knew the truth, no matter whether he could accept it or not, he would not send himself back to Wang Yan.It was as if I had caused him a lot of trouble.

But everything has been said, and he doesn't know what else to do.

The car quickly drove under Jiang Yan's building.Cheng Yikuan parked the car, went to the passenger side to fish out the big goose, still wrapped it in his coat, and carried him upstairs.

Jiang Yan's doormat was glued to the ground. Cheng Yikuan pried it off according to the position on the photo, took out the key, and turned the door open.

The bedroom door was open, and a person lying on the bed with eyes closed could be seen.

Jiang Yan jumped out of Cheng Yikuan's arms, ran all the way into the bedroom, jumped on the bed and took a look.The person lying down is indeed himself, but it feels a little strange, and it is different from what he usually sees when he looks in the mirror, and of course it is quite beautiful.

And his skin seems to be better than when he looked in the mirror, white and rosy, moist and tender...

Cheng Yikuan couldn't help sighing as he looked at the big goose in front of him that stretched its neck, wishing to slap its mouth on someone's face.

Although it was a bit difficult to accept, he had to admit that he was too careless before. No matter how smart the little animal is, how can it be like a human?There is something wrong with this goose!

But Jiang Yan was really lively when he was on the goose.

"Breathing is normal." Cheng Yikuan probed Jiang Yan's breath, saw that his breathing was steady and his brows were relaxed, and touched his forehead again, "The body temperature is fine."

Jiang Yan nodded and puffed out his chest.

Cheng Yikuan understood it miraculously.

"Are you proud?" He couldn't laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to touch the goose's head, and asked again, "So it's been like this for a long time?"

Jiang Yan turned around, searched, and finally knocked the goose beak on the table.There was a part of his painting on it, Cheng Yikuan looked at the first one, it was the time when the two met again for the first time.

Cheng Yikuan: "..." It turned out that Jiang Yan encountered strange things at that time...

He remembered that he had to stew goose every now and then, and even dragged Jiang Yan to eat roasted wings, and suddenly felt pain in his back teeth.

Cheng Yikuan went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, and came back to discuss business with Jiang Yan.

"Do you know when you can go back?" Cheng Yikuan asked.

Jiang Yan shook his head.

"Then go to the hospital," Cheng Yikuan discussed with him, "You are lying like this now without eating or drinking. I'm afraid it will be dangerous after a long time. Go to the hospital to see if there is any way..."

That's what he said, but he was also entangled.If you go to the hospital, what department should you see?Just tell the doctor that Jiang Yan passed out, and don't mention anything else?Or tell the doctor the truth, that Jiang Yan's consciousness is now attached to the big goose?

Cheng Yikuan: "..." If it is the latter, it is estimated that both of them will be regarded as hysterical.

And according to Jiang Yan's message, he was fine when he fell asleep, at least there is nothing wrong with him so far.

If he is taken to the hospital for compulsory treatment and observation while he is in a coma, I don’t know if it will have a negative effect, and if there is some kind of electric shock over there at that time, his consciousness will be deviated and he will not be able to go back, it will be broken.

Jiang Yan was thinking about the same as him, and the two of them were worried together.

Cheng Yikuan took another piece of paper from his desk, began to write and draw, and finally listed a tree diagram.

"Yanyan," Cheng Yikuan simply changed his name, and greeted, "This is the worst case scenario I can think of. Let's see, which one do you choose?"

He turned the paper around, Jiang Yan looked at it, and found that there were two lines of small characters in the final summary.

The benefits of going to the hospital: it can maintain the body; it may solve the problem of becoming a goose.Disadvantages of going to the hospital: unsafe (consciousness may not come back, or is considered mentally problematic); trouble after secrets are leaked (refer to Spider-Man).

The advantage of not going to the hospital: safety.Disadvantages: Prolonged coma may cause damage to the body.

Compared with physical injury, Jiang Yan was more afraid of being treated as a monster, so he ordered not to go to the hospital before he finished reading.

Cheng Yikuan glanced at him, then stared at the paper, still hesitating.

Seeing this, Jiang Yan stepped on it with a goose paw, still "not going to the hospital".

Cheng Yikuan couldn't help laughing: "You don't want to go so much?"

"Croak!" Jiang Yan finished calling, and added vigorously, "Croak!"

Cheng Yikuan: "..." I don't understand, but I understand his attitude.

This kind of thing is supposed to follow his own wishes, but he is really worried.Cheng Yikuan looked at the person on the bed and pondered for a while.

"Then how about I move here to take care of you? Go to the hospital if the situation is wrong?" Cheng Yikuan asked.

Jiang Yan shook his head, waved his wings and pointed to the upstairs, then to the gate.

"Neighbor?" Cheng Yikuan felt a little melancholy when he thought of his experience of being evicted last time.If he came in and out frequently, and everyone couldn't see Jiang Yan himself, it would be difficult to handle any doubts.Especially Jiang Yan has been in a comatose state, if he is regarded as a stalker doing bad things or something, he will not be able to speak clearly all over his body.

"Then take you to my house?" Cheng Yikuan said again, "I don't usually go to my house, so there shouldn't be any trouble. In this way, you and I will live together."

Jiang Yan: "..."

If Cheng Yikuan really took care of him, facing him every day who was sleepy in the shape of a human, and alive and kicking in the shape of a goose, he wondered if he would be crazy.But having someone to take care of you can give you some peace of mind.

He nodded embarrassingly.

The two decided so, and began to think about how to move.Unconscious people are best carried on a stretcher, but they are obviously not suitable for a third person to know.It couldn't be said whether Jiang Yan's situation belonged to medicine or theology. Cheng Yikuan struggled for a long time, so he had to tentatively hug Princess Ren and let his upper body lean on him as much as possible.

The comatose deity is still breathing steadily, and there is no abnormality.Cheng Yikuan breathed a sigh of relief, and walked out quickly.

Jiang Yan waved his butt and hurriedly followed. Just as he was about to go out, he remembered something again and ran to the living room to grab the key.After coming out, he took a few steps back, flapped his wings for help, raised the goose paw, and kicked hard at the anti-theft door.

With a click, the anti-theft door automatically locked.

"... Niu!" Cheng Yikuan couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "Hurry up, hurry up, don't let anyone find out."

One person and one goose held their breath and quietly carried them into the car. On the way back, they encountered traffic police spot checks for drunk driving, and Cheng Yikuan was so frightened that he broke out in sweat.Jiang Yan was also very nervous, his goose eyes were wide open, for fear that others would see the clue.Fortunately, when it was their turn, the traffic police let them go, and they finally arrived home without any danger.

Cheng Yikuan drove downstairs to his house, and carried Jiang Yan secretly all the way upstairs.

When he entered his house, he didn't take off his shoes, and quickly put him on the bed in the guest bedroom, laid it flat, and turned his head to one side.Fortunately, the deity has been sleeping soundly.

Jiang Yan also followed, craned his neck to look.

Cheng Yikuan wiped off his sweat, then opened the cabinet, turned his face and asked him with a smile, "Which set of bedding do you like to cover? The one on the left is made of satin, and the one on the right is made of pure cotton."

Jiang Yan: "..." Can you still choose bedding for yourself?

He walked to the front of the closet, straightened his neck and looked up for a while, although he couldn't see anything, he still nodded solemnly to the left, indicating that he chose satin.

Cheng Yikuan took out the set with a smile, and took out a quilt from the other side.

Jiang Yan smelled a little familiar, and couldn't help but move forward.

"This quilt is..." Cheng Yikuan coughed, "Goose down."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Well, Jiang Yan thought, just treat yourself better.He chose a four-piece suit for himself and a pillow.

After Cheng Yikuan settled his body, he went out with him and turned off the light again.

"I'm going to make a call to see if I can find a reliable private doctor." Cheng Yikuan squatted down to discuss with him, "If you can ask, someone will come to see you and give you a basic examination. Learn how to nurse. Can you?"

It's okay, but it's a little too embarrassing.

Jiang Yan lowered his head slightly, and nodded again.

Cheng Yikuan raised his hand and gently scratched his head.The fluff on the goose head is very soft and feels particularly good.

He was addicted to rubbing it a few times, and couldn't help laughing again: "What's the matter, why don't you like to talk anymore?"

Jiang Yan was a little embarrassed to say it, and he couldn't speak human language, even Cheng Yikuan couldn't understand the goose call, which was weird.

Cheng Yikuan looked at him, but suddenly said: "Ang—?"

He imitated the voice of a goose stretching his throat, which sounded similar to it, and his movements were somewhat similar, with his neck stretched back.

Jiang Yan was stunned, but after realizing it, he was moved and wanted to laugh.

"Ang—" Jiang Yan also called out.

Cheng Yikuan laughed.

Jiang Yan thought for a while, and used the goose's usual fine and cheerful greeting: "Ah--"

"Ahh-"

"Hmph—" Jiang Yan tilted his head.

Cheng Yikuan bent his eyes and tilted his head like him: "Humph——"

The two talked gossip in a serious manner.

"Then I'm going to make a phone call." Cheng Yikuan saw that Jiang Yan was happy again, touched his head lightly, and said with a smile, "We'll have dinner after the beating, what would you like to have?"

Jiang Yan thought about it seriously: "Mm--"

"OK!" Cheng Yikuan snapped his fingers and stood up, saying seriously, "Apple pie and whole wheat bread!"

The author has something to say: PS:

This is not a normal situation for Yanyan, it's just nonsense in the nonsense.

In reality, if you encounter a comatose patient, you still have to be sent to the hospital.