there are geese in the house

"Today is the first time I see my marriage partner, I'm a little nervous..."

Cheng Yikuan went to the airport to pick up the doctor, Jiang Yan ate some snacks at home and went to the toilet for a while, but later found it troublesome, so he stopped eating, jumped on the bed and continued to read Cheng Yikuan's diary.

This paragraph is on the last page, so the writing is very small.

"...We made an appointment to meet at the coffee shop on Jiangpan Road. The other party was half an hour late. The communication was smooth, but she hoped that the two parties could spend a period of time together as boyfriend and girlfriend, which is not an excessive request, but I am afraid it will be difficult do..."

"D's request is that I offer a property for her to live in permanently and pay a certain amount of living expenses every month."

"Ms. R is a very admirable female forensic doctor. She was forced by family pressure and wanted to find someone to cooperate with her parents. Our requirements are very consistent in all aspects, except that we have differences on whether to obtain a marriage certificate... ...This is by far the most ideal partner, but you need to consider the issue of getting a certificate, and the formal marriage contract has no effect in front of the marriage law..."

"Y, who met today, came with his girlfriend. She loves acting like a baby girl. She said that she doesn't need to get a certificate and have no children, as long as she can deceive her parents. But her girlfriend seems to mind.

We walked and chatted together after dinner, and when Y went to the bathroom, her girlfriend asked me, is physical marriage reliable?I'm not sure either.She said she thought it was unreliable, her two ex-girlfriends were both married, and in the end they both faked it for real, and started a 'normal' family life... Gay and lesbian marriage, in fact, there are four people to deal with chaotic relationship.Could a momentary compromise in the face of pressure be a sign of a permanent compromise? "

"...Hesitation, entanglement. If the purpose of physical marriage is only to save parents from being talked about and ridiculed, is it necessary?"

"I saw a popular science discussion post about sex marriage, and I left a message below to inquire, but I was scolded. The other party was a big V with hundreds of thousands of fans. They scolded me for being an incompetent, cowardly and selfish loser, saying that my parents, Friends and lovers are my victims. He was one of the first people in China to come out of the closet. He was beaten to death in junior high school and he didn’t give in. So people like me are either cheating on the uterus or selfish. What qualifications do I have to be gay... There are a lot of fans who come to scold him, I can't bear it, so I can only delete my blog and quit my account."

"E, who has never met, spread the news that she was cheated by someone, and that the person she was going to marry took her to a hotel... Fortunately, she called the police in time. She said that it was not an exaggeration to say that the online marriage is about turning women into sex slaves. She kept crying... I could only remain silent helplessly and powerlessly."

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"Today is the third year I have learned about physical marriage. So far, I have met 11 partners. Due to many factors, I still haven't found a suitable physical marriage partner. I decided to give up.

The reason I gave up was that it was more difficult than I imagined to really get to know a stranger, and there were too many unknown risks in the future.If I go back to find Jiang Yan, then I hope that I am Cheng Yikuan who has no hidden dangers.So be it for now.I wish all the ladies who have been in contact have a satisfactory home.

Of course, I don't agree with the superiority of the online name gay, and I don't accept anyone's moral judgment.There is no homosexual who can monopolize the definition of this group, whether he is a star or an amateur, he commits crimes or does good deeds.There is nothing special about being gay, nothing to be proud of or ashamed of, we are all human and only human. "

"This year is the eighth year since I came out. Time is moving forward, but society is not always improving. There are probably such twists and turns in the process of everything. I hope that in another eight years, or 80 years, people like me People who are just as cowardly can do without hurting others and not being hurt by others. May we be given grace."

The records in the diary came to an abrupt end, as if someone drew a small rest.

Jiang Yan looked at it for a moment, then turned back, but there was nothing.He closed the diary and ran to the study, but there was no other book that looked like a diary.

So when did Sister Wang Yan appear?Jiang Yan really wanted to see what happened next.

He knew that Wang Yan must be very gentle, so Cheng Yikuan should be very happy at that time, right?Only then did they change their minds and decided to cooperate with each other.Oh, by the way, on the eve of the wedding, Patti said that Cheng Yikuan went to find her. It seems that Cheng Yikuan is very familiar with Patti.

Jiang Yan had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was only slightly relieved when he thought of Wang Yan's family.

Fortunately, sister Wang Yan is a very good person, and Cheng Yikuan is also very good, so they are all lucky to find the right one among their trusted friends.But other people may not be able to do this. Jiang Yan used to take it for granted that physical marriage is very simple. After reading the diary today, he realized that there are various risks in dealing with strangers.

A lot of thoughts popped up in his mind, but he couldn't figure out a clue. After thinking about it, he had to straighten the diary, then rolled himself on the bed, and lay down with his belly spread out, thinking slowly.

When Cheng Yibroadman entered the house, Jiang Yan was just about to fall asleep.

"You don't need to change your shoes," Cheng Yikuan said outside, "The house is not cleaned up, you can just come in."

Jiang Yan rolled his eyes, thinking that the doctor is coming soon?I heard it's quite powerful, should I hide first?

"I'd better change it." A nice young voice said with a smile, "Your shoe cabinet is exactly the same as mine."

Jiang Yan: "!!!"

He jumped high and trotted out.

The doctor was taken aback, looked at the big white goose in front of him, followed the goose's angry gaze, and looked down at the bear slippers on his feet.

doctor:"??"

Cheng Yikuan: "..." That pair of slippers is one of the couple's items he bought in the morning. This is really something he has nothing to do, after all, he hasn't woken up yet.

"Yanyan..." Cheng Yikuan coughed, and rushed over to the goose, "Are you hungry? Let me add some food to you."

After he finished speaking, he turned back to the doctor and smiled, "Sit down for a while, and I'll be fine soon."

Jiang Yan looked at him with black bean eyes, and seeing Cheng Yikuan winking at him as a hint, he couldn't help turning his head to look at the doctor again.

The little doctor smiled at him, showing a row of neat and white teeth.

Damn, he's too handsome.Angrily, Jiang Yan followed Cheng Yikuan to the kitchen, thinking that the old man was a big villain, and he actually asked for a handsome guy.

He didn't want to hide at all, but Cheng Yikuan seemed very serious.

Jiang Yan reluctantly followed to the kitchen, Cheng Yikuan took a kitchen knife and pretended to chop a few times on the chopping board.When Jiang Yan walked in, he immediately said in a low voice: "I'll just watch, don't go out."

After he finished speaking, he still acted in a full set, and shouted again: "Is Yanyan eating enough of this? Oh, not enough..."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He turned his head away very unhappy, not looking at Cheng Yikuan.

Cheng Yikuan explained again in a low voice: "On the way here, the doctor suddenly told me about animal spies..."

Jiang Yan: "?!" Animal spy?Is that what he meant?

Could it be that his situation is not an exception?But the other little partners were expropriated by the state? ?

"I didn't finish listening, so I'm a little worried." Cheng Yikuan said worriedly, "Don't go there first, so as not to attract his attention."

After he finished speaking, he patted Jiang Yan's wings.

Jiang Yan also knew that this was a serious matter, so he no longer dared to be willful, so he nodded honestly.

Cheng Yikuan hurried out again.

Jiang Yan didn't dare to show his face, so he had to stick his head against the base of the wall to eavesdrop.

"You geese...are you keeping them indoors?" The doctor really noticed him and asked Cheng Yikuan, "Poultry should be the same as birds, isn't it hygienic?"

Jiang Yan twitched his lips, and said shit if he wanted to. Isn't it tiring to go around such a big bend?

Who knew Cheng Yikuan's answer was even more annoying.

"Ah, that," Cheng Yikuan said, "it's not a pet. It was brought over by my relatives in the countryside. The ones raised at home are more delicious."

Jiang Yan: "!!!"

"That's right, the free-range ones are better." The doctor laughed and said as he walked towards the guest room, "The chickens, ducks, geese, and pigs are all the same. The ones raised in captivity are equivalent to dead fat houses, and the meat is soft and greasy; the ones raised in free-range are athletes. , the muscles are good and the taste is good. But athletes need to stew for a longer time. I stewed the running pheasant given by my friend all afternoon, and the meat was not chewable..."

Jiang Yan: "..."

The discussion between the dead fat house and the athletes was cut off by the guest bedroom door.Jiang Yan pressed against the wall hard, but still couldn't hear anything.He had no choice but to comfort himself that safety was the most important thing, safety first, but after turning around twice, he became more and more curious.

The doctor's appearance is a bit beyond the standard, and he is so enthusiastic about Cheng Yikuan... Now that the two of them are locked in the guest bedroom, will Cheng Yikuan be in danger?

The more Jiang Yan thought about it, the more worried he became. He wanted to go out and have a look, but he didn't dare.I struggled for a long time, and finally poked my head out quietly to observe secretly.But after observing like this for two seconds, he still couldn't hear it. Jiang Yan hesitated for a moment, thinking that he could go a little further... When he heard the other party open the door, he just ran back.

He slowly moved from the kitchen to the living room, listened for a while, and vaguely heard the conversation over there.But it's too blurry... Jiang Yan thought again, he has wings, and if he continues to move forward, he will have time to run again.

He continued to move forward cautiously, and just like that, moved little by little to the door of the second bedroom.

"...You should remember these first." The doctor inside said gently, "There are a lot of things to pay attention to, mainly in terms of nutrition. His body is currently in a state of high decomposition and high metabolism, and he can rely on parenteral nutrition for a short time. Nutritional support, no matter how long it takes, nasal feeding is required. This must be performed by a professional, and you will contact me when the time comes."

Cheng Yikuan seemed to relax a lot and thanked him repeatedly.

The man gave a low laugh.

Jiang Yan was about to sneak away on tiptoe, when the doctor inside suddenly said, "Dinner? Yes... You come and book the hotel."

Jiang Yan: "!!"

He froze in place with a shocked face, and before he had time to think about what was going on, he saw the guest bedroom door opened from the inside.

The doctor was talking on the phone with his mobile phone.

Jiang Yan: "..."

The doctor who was startled again by the sudden appearance of the big goose: "..."

One person and one goose looked at each other in blank dismay.

Cheng Yikuan took a step slower, and quickly covered up when he saw this: "Guagua, let's go, go away!"

"It's called Guagua?" The doctor blinked back, "The one just now seemed to be called Yanyan?"

"...Yes," Cheng Yikuan opened his eyes and said nonsense, "a relative gave me two, and this one is a bit fiercer."

He waved his arms while talking, Jiang Yan, who was about to walk away, suddenly had an idea, turned around, gave Cheng Yikuan a smirk, and slowly flapped his wings.

"Gua——" Jiang Yan stretched his neck and walked towards Cheng Yikuan.

Cheng Yikuan: "!!!" Is this a Muggle or Jiang Yan?

He opened his mouth and subconsciously looked behind him, who knew that the doctor's reaction was faster than him.

"I have a call!" The doctor rushed to the door, and before he could react, he opened the door with his shoes and ran, "I'll give you the slippers back!"

Jiang Yan was startled by his speed, and stared at the door dumbfounded.

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

"Student Jiang Yan..." Cheng Yikuan lowered his face, lifted the neck of the goose angrily, and slipped Jiang Yanti to the sofa, "Should I make a rule for you?"

Jiang Yan rubbed his mouth on the sofa as if pretending to be shameless, then turned his face to look at him: "Say?"

"First rule," Cheng Yikuan patted the goose's butt lightly, "Don't be jealous casually."

The author has something to say:

ps: Cheng is a villain-style gong, his hesitation, consideration and choice are all very personal things.

Everyone has their own life track, young readers should not imitate and learn from it.

pps: If someone is thinking about physical marriage/marriage by agreement, the author still recommends avoiding it as much as possible.Its troubles and dangers are unpredictable (scum is gender-neutral and sexual, so be careful anyway).