there are geese in the house

Like an ostrich, Jiang Yan buried his head in the pile of pillows, only pouted his buttocks, and was slapped three times by Cheng Yikuan.

"First, you can't be jealous casually, and second, you can't pretend to be a Muggle and bite people," Cheng Yikuan tugged at its tail. "Third, you can't act too smart in front of others casually."

Jiang Yan disagreed with the last one, pulled out his head with a "swish", and looked at Cheng Yikuan.

Cheng Yikuan saw its unconvinced demo, smiled and knocked on his forehead: "Think about where the problem is."

Jiang Yan blinked: "Huh?"

"You will respond immediately to what I say, and you understand it too quickly." Cheng Yikuan said, "Although there are many smart geese, it's better not to stand out too much."

Before Jiang Yan confessed, Cheng Yikuan felt that this goose was sometimes too clever, but he didn't think much about it at the time, he was just a little surprised.Later, when Jiang Yan told the truth, the more he looked at it, the more obvious it became.

No matter how smart a goose is, how can it communicate with people without barriers?This unscientific!Maybe I was out of my mind at the time so I didn't think much about it.But other people may not have brains, what should I do if I can see through it at a glance?

Even if others can't guess that this goose is a personal change, if you see it is too cute and want to steal it, it is very dangerous.

"It's very dangerous, do you understand?" Cheng Yikuan said with a serious face, "From now on, in front of outsiders, you should properly disguise yourself, pretending that you are a real goose, neither too smart nor too cute."

Jiang Yan saw that he was quite serious, and thought that I was a real goose, but he couldn't refute it, and he nodded obediently when he heard Cheng Yikuan boast that he was cute.

"So cute." Cheng Yikuan smiled and patted its head, "You play for a while, and I'll write down what the doctor said."

Jiang Yan's current body responds to various reflexes and stimuli, but he cannot be awakened.Therefore, the doctor explained to him a lot of precautions, such as paying attention to changes in vital signs, measuring and recording body temperature, heart rate and blood pressure regularly, and checking pupils from time to time.

Cheng Yikuan made a timetable, and the following is the record of various nursing procedures, from the inside to the outside.

Jiang Yan followed him in and out, and finally saw that he pasted two A4 papers on the head of the bed, densely packed with many words, suddenly felt dizzy, and turned to look at his sleeping self.

The doctor made him sleep on his side. Jiang Yan got a little closer and found that the fluff on the goose was being blown.

Afraid of losing his hair, he accidentally blocked the deity's nostrils, and moved back carefully.

After Cheng Yikuan pasted it, he also watched carefully with him.

"Your breathing is very stable." Cheng Yikuan squatted down, looked around the bed, and touched Jiang Yan's wrist for a while, "The heart rate is also normal."

Seeing that he was fascinated, Jiang Yan let out a "hmm" from his nose.

"The only difficult thing to solve now is the nutrition problem." Cheng Yikuan asked curiously, "What was the longest time you were asleep before?"

Jiang Yan thought for a while, and subconsciously stretched out his foot to gesture.

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

Jiang Yan put away the goose paw in embarrassment, and tapped his wings on the side of the bed, one, two, three...

Cheng Yikuan understood in seconds: "Three days?"

Jiang Yan snorted.

Cheng Yikuan nodded: "Then wait for three days at most. If you can't go back after three days, I'll ask a doctor to give you an intravenous infusion. If it takes longer, you may need nasal feeding. I don't know if it hurts or not. We try not to use it."

Jiang Yan gave a "hmm" in agreement.

The afternoon sun is good.

Cheng Yikuan's guest bedroom is facing southwest, the sun is shining all over the room, and the room is warm.Jiang Yan squinted his eyes happily, and found that the air was a bit dry, and his hair was about to get static electricity.

"Your hair needs to be trimmed." Cheng Yikuan was still lying on the bedside looking at his true self, and said to him, "When you wake up, I will take you to Director Xiaojun to have it repaired."

Jiang Yan tilted his head: "Ang?"

"The owner of the barber shop at the entrance of the community," Cheng Yikuan said, "the shave is very good."

Jiang Yan doesn't like Mao Cun. Although he's a bit of a nerd, he still loves beauty.

"Say!" Jiang Yan tilted his head, thought for a while and said, "Hmm--"

He didn't know what he could express, and Cheng Yikuan couldn't understand, but neither of them minded, they looked at each other and smiled with their mouths wide open.

"Have you become a Sleeping Beauty?" Cheng Yikuan laughed for a while, then suddenly said in a low voice, "If I kiss...will you wake up?"

Jiang Yan tilted his head, thinking what kind of magical idea is this?Can I still be under the spell?

He didn't take it seriously, but Cheng Yikuan hooked the corner of his lower lip at him, then tilted his head, supported the side of the bed with one hand, and gently leaned towards the person on the bed...

In his coma, his mouth was slightly opened, and his lips were very pink and attractive.

Jiang Yan froze for a moment, looked at himself with wide eyes, and then at Cheng Yikuan.

The latter slowly moved closer and closer, until the noses of the two were about to touch each other, then he pursed his lips and kissed them lightly.

Jiang Yan: "..."

The light kiss in the afternoon was as beautiful as a cartoon, but Jiang Yan was stupid... He felt weird, flirting with voyeurs, and was thinking about whether to avoid it, when Cheng Yikuan poked out the tip of his tongue, licked it lightly and left up.

His lips were stained a little wet.

Jiang Yan: "?!" Why stick out your tongue!

He froze in place as if he had been hit by a critical blow, and his mind was going crazy.

Cheng Yikuan kissed himself, right?right?But why does it feel like watching on the GV set?

So, so erotic...

Cheng Yikuan didn't know whether it was intentional or not, he turned his face to look at him with a half-smile.With parched mouth, Jiang Yan jumped out of bed without thinking, covered his head and ran out.Until the evening, he hid in the bedroom shyly and did not come out.

"Didn't I just kiss you?" Cheng Yikuan leaned against the door of the bedroom, consciously giving him space to be alone, but couldn't help but asked with a smile, "We have kissed with tongue before, why are you ashamed?"

Jiang Yan didn't say anything, but the whole goose got under the quilt.

"I cleaned your body this afternoon. By the way," Cheng Yikuan asked, "Do you know why apples and peaches turn red when they are ripe?"

Jiang Yan still didn't respond to him, but he couldn't help being curious, and listened carefully with his eyes wide open under the quilt.

After listening for a while, there seemed to be no sound outside, and he couldn't help but move forward out of curiosity, exposing the goose's head.

The quilt on the top of the head was slightly lifted up, and Jiang Yan looked up, only to find that Cheng Yikuan had already walked in.

"Because young people don't know how to be shy, but old people are only shy." Cheng Yikuan looked down at him, and laughed again, "Student Jiang Yan can't be old, get up and cheer up, to prove that you are still young."

Jiang Yan: "..." Big fool.

He suddenly remembered that during the summer vacation of the university, there was a time when someone in the club showed a movie on the playground.He and Cheng Yikuan joined in the fun, but when the intimate scene appeared, Cheng Yikuan blushed visibly.Jiang Yan was embarrassed at first, but when he turned around and saw him, he couldn't help but smile immediately.

In the end, Cheng Yikuan defended himself: "Young people have thin skins. Unlike old people, whose skin is as thick as calluses, and no color can show through."

What he said was so high-sounding that Jiang Yan almost believed it.

Just bullying himself that he can't speak now, Jiang Yan looked at him angrily, thinking that when he transforms, he must attack Zizhidun with Zizhi's spear and have a good chat with him.

Cheng Yikuan raised his eyebrows at the arrogant goose.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" He reached out and touched the goose feather, "How about improving your food today?"

Jiang Yan was about to vomit after eating the apples, and immediately became energetic after hearing this, but he couldn't think of what he could eat, so he had to look at Cheng Yikuan with doubts.

Facts have proved that Cheng Yikuan still means what he says.

Half an hour later, Jiang Yan appeared in front of three deep bowls like Haidilao's for holding vegetables. The left side contained boiled corn with peeled corn kernels, the middle was purple potato and yam puree, and the right one was even better. , turned out to be cucumber lettuce fried rice...

Jiang Yan: "..." I want to cry with happiness... Goose can eat delicious food, what more is there to pursue?

He was already a little hungry, but now he wanted to pounce on it immediately.

Cheng Yikuan took a futon and put it on the ground, and was about to speak when the doorbell rang.

Both of them were stunned for a moment, Jiang Yan remembered Cheng Yikuan's three chapters in the afternoon, took a mouthful of boiled corn, and consciously ran to the bedroom to hide.

Cheng Yikuan put the three deep bowls back on the table, and then looked at the electronic screen suspiciously.

Two beauties stood outside the door.

Cheng Yikuan: "..." It turned out to be Wang Yan? !The other is Dodo?

He suddenly had a bad premonition in his mind.

Cheng Yikuan hesitated for a moment, and opened the door with complicated thoughts.

Wang Yan smiled at him outside: "I'm sorry, Brother Cheng, I couldn't get through to you, so I just came over to have a look."

"Maybe my phone is out of battery." Cheng Yikuan hesitated for two seconds, then stepped aside again, "It's cold outside, you guys come in and tell me.

"No, no, no," Wang Yan waved her hand, "That's right, I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. Come here today to pick up Guagua and send it to Tianqina first."

Cheng Yikuan was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered that Wang Yan was going abroad.

He's been so busy these two days that he forgot about this!

The goose owner has come to ask for a goose, what should I do...

"Have you completed all the procedures?" Cheng Yikuan asked with a smile, "I thought you had to wait for a few more days."

Wang Yan nodded: "The rest is up to the lawyer. It was supposed to be in a few days, but Patti booked the wrong ticket...Sorry, I didn't have time to greet you in advance."

It was also an unexpected situation for her, so she was so busy that she didn't have time to arrange anything.

Who knew Cheng Yikuan didn't reply right away.

"Go in and talk." Dodo looked at the two of them, and suggested from the side, "It's weird to chat with the door open."

Wang Yan hesitated for a moment. She hasn't prepared her luggage for tomorrow yet, so she can't wait to catch up with the goose and leave.

Dodo at the side said to Cheng Yikuan again: "Sister Wang Yan and I met downstairs. I heard that Guagua is here, so I brought Xiaomi to say hello. Don't you mind?"

Cheng Yikuan had the nerve to say he minded, so he shook his head and let the two of them come in first.

He was just thinking about how to explain to Wang Yan, and when he was about to close the door, he realized that there was indeed a mother goose behind.The little goose was wearing clothes and a butt pocket around the back, and walked in with the owner with her head held high.

Cheng Yikuan couldn't help but take another look.

The two beauties sat down in the living room, and he went to pour water for others.Xiaomi observes the strange place for a while, then follows the smell and walks towards the bedroom in a swaggering manner.

Jiang Yan was nestling next to the bedside table. He wanted to go to bed at first, but he jumped down again because he was afraid that someone would come in and see him.

Who knew that before he settled into a comfortable position, he felt a white shadow flashing in front of his eyes.

Jiang Yan raised his head and was immediately dumbfounded.

The ferocious goose who beat him up violently, knocked his hat off and bit his clothes, just a few steps away shyly, blinked at him slightly: "Huh?"

Jiang Yan: "!!"

He shrank back in fright, wishing he could hide himself.However, Xiaomi was obviously coming for him. Seeing that he shouldn't, she staggered up to him and looked at him with her head tilted.

The shadow of being beaten up last time was still there. Jiang Yan shook twice, but he didn't dare to ignore the other party. After thinking about it, he had to imitate her tone and said: "Um, huh?"

Xiaomi froze for a moment, blinked her beautiful black eyes, and glanced at him.

"Hmm--" Xiaomi shouted again.

Jiang Yan wailed in his heart, and imitated honestly: "Mmm--"

In order to attract Cheng Yikuan's attention and let the latter come to rescue him earlier, he deliberately shouted very loudly.

However, Cheng Yikuan is more worried than him at this time.

"Can Muggles let me go first?" Cheng Yikuan looked at Wang Yan, touched his nose, and said, "I can raise it for you first."

He knew that this request was a bit inappropriate, but there was nothing he could do.Wang Yan was always talkative, Cheng Yikuan could only secretly hope that the other party would agree to this request.

Who knew that Wang Yan looked at him in surprise, then shook her head.

"This...I'm afraid it won't work." Wang Yan wondered, "Tianqi will go to Yunnan with his friends tomorrow, and they bought a place there to make a private garden. Since they are driving there, they just happen to be able to bring Muggles with them."

Yunnan is too far away... If Wang Tianqi hadn't happened to be walking while playing, Muggles would probably be out of luck.

"Is that okay? I can drive it there when the time is right." Cheng Yikuan said, "I promise to deliver it myself."

Wang Yan: "..."

"Do you... have any ideas?" Wang Yan couldn't help asking, "It would be more convenient for Muggles to go to Tianqi, there is a bird expert over there... and if I want it, I can ask it at any time." Tianqi is playing the video over there. Brother Cheng, you have to go to work during the day and you are also busy at night, so I'm sure I'm sorry to disturb you."

Cheng Yikuan also felt that what he said was like trying to steal someone's goose.

"However..." Wang Yan paused, and then said, "If you have a reason to keep it, maybe you can tell it, and we can discuss it together."