Panda's Postmodern Life

Looking at Shen Shen's cloudy and uncertain face, Zhu Qing felt a little puzzled in his heart, but he didn't want to ask too many questions, just took a cup of tea and sat on the rattan chair not far from Shen Shen. Yawning, she asked considerately, "Shen Chen, if you feel sleepy, go back to sleep."

Shen Shen sighed slightly, closed the computer and took off his glasses, looked up at the snow-white ceiling blankly, thinking that if he is now a panda raised by a bamboo monster, then his pregnancy cycle will be short. Should it be between 84-160 days?No, he is not Zhu Qing's panda!Shen Shen's face darkened, and suddenly he thought about whether he would grow a big belly if he was pregnant. If so, wouldn't it be embarrassing to the panda?As he thought about it, Zhu Qing's complexion was not much better. Once a person is pregnant, his temper probably won't get better. Although his eyebrows are not so cold, but the corners of his mouth are still tight, and he squinted his eyes. Looking at Zhu Qing, thinking that he had to toss this bastard bamboo no matter what, he lazily said, "I want to eat glutinous rice balls tonight."

It seems that there is no better way than directing Zhu Qing to serve him tea.

Zhu Qing was surprised for a while, then cautiously reminded Shen Shen: "Shen Chen, it's only been half an hour for dinner."

Shen Shen nodded lightly, but still said as a matter of course: "Supper."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Qing immediately replied: "I see, I'll go to the supermarket to buy some glutinous rice flour later."

Shen Chen said: "Okay, but I want to eat stuffed bean paste."

Zhu Qing naturally agreed wholeheartedly, he was very happy about Shen Shen's sudden appetite, after all, Shen Shen's human figure seemed a little thinner, and he was happy to make Shen Chen fatter.

To be honest, it is really hard for Zhu Qing to pick out any shortcomings. If you have to say that he is not good, it is almost the fault of liking men, but it is not easy for Shen Chen to say anything about him. It's not really disgusting, but he doesn't intend to find a partner in his heart. He is very used to his single world, and he always has a subtle sense of rejection in his heart when he thinks of Zhu Qing who is in the world. Senior brother and A Lin always talked about Feng Yan, Shen Shen couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Who is Feng Yan?From the senior brother's tone, he seems to look very similar to Zhu Qing?Even Zhu Qing?And Feng Yan once hurt him deeply?

Shen Chen is a little unhappy again. He seems to have lost a memory for no reason. This memory is quite important to him. Why did he forget it inexplicably?

Sitting at the desk, Shen Shen was frowning and sorting out the documents. He had been restless these days because of his pregnancy, and his work progress had slowed down a lot. There was a sound of rushing high-heeled shoes outside, he raised his head impatiently and saw his assistant Xiao Wu rushing in anxiously, he put down his pen and was about to scold, but Xiao Wu spoke first: "It's not good, Shen director."

Shen Chen pushed his glasses, and asked in a deep voice, "What happened?"

Xiao Wu said: "Director Shen, our company has a new president. The other party is Mr. Wei from Big Lemon. Mr. Wei has always been at odds with our company. I heard that this time we will lay off all the old employees in the company. blood exchange."

Shen Shen remembered that Big Lemon's president's sanitary napkin had always been the target of Feng Guangtou's hard work. When the two of them met, they were always in a state of needlepoint. He rubbed his forehead—is he going to become an unemployed panda this time?

Sure enough, the next day, Shen Shen, like most of the employees in the company, walked out of the company with a cardboard box. Before leaving, the sanitary napkin looked at Shen Chen regretfully and said, "Director Shen, you are really talented, but what a pity you I will reserve the seat for my wife's nephew, and you are welcome to come again when the company expands next time."

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Shen Shen coldly glanced at the gloating sanitary napkin, turned around and got off the elevator.

It's okay, isn't it unemployment?He is a panda fairy, why are he afraid of losing his job?With his back leaning against the elevator, Shen Shen stared blankly at the buttons on the wall, feeling impatient for not coming.

Really, if Zhu Qing found out that he was unemployed, would he feel that he was equal to him?The self-esteem of a panda made him feel like a dead end at this time. For him, losing his job was a very shameful thing, especially after hearing about Zhu Qing's promotion last month, he began to feel vaguely about himself and Zhu Qing made a comparison. He originally thought that he was Zhu Qing's master and a fairy, and his class level was much higher than Zhu Qing's. Now that he became a pregnant laid-off panda, the gap was huge, which made him feel It was very uncomfortable. When he got home, Zhu Qing was still at work. He had already thrown the cardboard boxes he had packed up from the company into the trash can on the side of the road, and fell down on the sofa as soon as he entered the house.

Tuantuan and Feifei heard the sound of Shen Shen returning home, and immediately ran out of the room happily, tilting their heads one by one and asking him, "Brother Chen, you came back so early today!"

"Brother Ah Chen, I'm so hungry!"

Shen Chen has always had no resistance to these two little pandas. Although he pretended to be asleep with a straight face, the other party only regarded him as a paper tiger, shook his body indifferently and said, "Brother Chen, take us out Play!"

"Brother Ah Chen, I want to eat beef jerky!"

Shen Chen rolled his eyes at Fei Fei, what kind of beef jerky does a panda eat? !

Tuantuan and Feifei also found that Shen was in a really bad mood, and finally climbed down on Shen Shen in a sensible way, and sat on the small sofa next to him one after the other.

"Brother Ah Chen, are you unhappy?"

Shen Shen touched Tuantuan's head gently: "It's okay, it's just that something happened in the company."

"Brother Ah Chen, is work important? Little brother Zhao has been working as a breeder in the zoo."

Xiao Zhao? !Xiao Zhao!How did he Shen Chen forget this stone monster?Xiao Zhao has been a panda breeder for four or five years, so he should have a good understanding of the habits of pregnant pandas. Someday, I caught Xiao Zhao and asked him if there are any taboos for pregnant pandas.

When Zhu Qing came back, he was a little surprised to see Shen Shen wearing home clothes, lazily sinking on the sofa watching TV. He was covered with a little green rain, and his whole body was steaming: "Shen Chen, it's true that you came back today." morning."

Shen Shen glanced at him sideways and said, "Is it raining outside?"

Zhu Qing took off his wet clothes and hung them up: "Yes, it was three or four in the afternoon, why, don't you know?"