Panda's Postmodern Life

Shen Shen said vaguely: "The company has a half-day holiday today, and I came back early at noon."

Zhu Qing didn't notice Shen Shen's unnatural demeanor. Instead, he was secretly annoyed that he didn't go home during his lunch break and missed the time with Shen Shen for nothing. Bamboo who has just opened his heart, it is really difficult to grasp the emotion in his heart for a while, but a look from Shen Shen can make him go up to the sky and fall to the ground, but he can't express this thought on the surface - to scare Shen away Not good.

Zhu Qing took out a cake box from the paper bag he brought back, and as soon as he opened the lid of the paper box, Fei Fei and Tuan Tuan happily got up from the children's rug and ran to Zhu Qing.

Fatty raised his round head, grinned like a duckling and said, "Brother Zhu Qing, I'm pretty hungry, I want to eat cake."

Tuantuan already looked like a little girl. She pursed her small mouth and stood next to Fatty. She didn't speak, but her big eyes were full of desire for cakes. Zhu Qing touched the seeds on Fatty's head , put the cake on the table, cut the cake into three pieces with a knife, and distributed one piece to the two little pandas. As soon as Feifei got the cake, he took a big bite, then raised his head and looked at it with shining eyes. Looking at Zhu Qing, he said, "It's chocolate mousse! I like it the most!"

Shen Chen was watching not far away, thinking about what you don't like to eat, Xiaopangpang, his eyes rested on the three people who were harmonious and happy, and he felt softer in his heart. If his child was born, Zhu Qing would surely do the same Be gentle and considerate.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that the blow of unemployment has become much smaller, and he began to not mind being a rice worm panda.

Zhu Qing handed the remaining piece of cake to Shen Shen: "Shen Chen, try it, it tastes very good."

Shen Shen hesitated for a while, he never liked to eat outside food, and those things always made him feel unhygienic, after a moment of hesitation, Zhu Qing explained as if he understood: "I made this, it's very hygienic."

Tuantuan and Feipang also raised their heads to look at him, as if Shen Shen couldn't take the cake, and they wouldn't eat it either.

Shen Chen took a bite of the cake with Zhu Qing's hand, the expression on his face changed slightly, he took the cake, and lowered his head to eat again.

Seeing Shen Shen's appearance, Zhu Qing was very happy. He originally thought it would be a shame for a man to cook all day long. Think it's all worth it.

Shen Chen ate the cake, licked the corner of his mouth as if aftertaste, took a sip of the milk foam that Zhu Qing handed over, and narrowed his long eyelashes in satisfaction. After a while, he opened his eyes again, looked at Zhu Qing and asked, "What are you doing?" How do you know how to make cakes? And the logo of Alice’s cake shop downstairs is printed on the box..."

Zhu Qing explained: "I went to learn it when I was off work these days. Alice's boss happened to be my former client. He was once a stranger and twice acquainted. I know you like to be clean and don't like eating outside, so I wanted to go Learn these, and then come back to cook for you, this is the first time I made it, I don’t have an oven at home, so I made it in Alice.”

Zhu Qing still didn't say a word, he wanted to learn all the delicacies in the world one by one, so that his pandas could eat them all, and the tricks every day would not be repeated, even if Shen Chen was a hard rock. I'm going to warm myself up.

Of course, Shen Chen was not a rock in the first place, on the contrary, he was still a soft and chubby giant panda, and the snacks made by Zhu Qing were very much to his liking, so he smiled slightly and said, "Thank you."

Zhu Qing's face turned red.

Soon, Shen Shen's troubles came again. On weekdays, Shen Shen always went to work earlier than Zhu Qing. Usually, after Shen Shen left, Zhu Qing was still packing things, and Shen Shen didn't do housework, especially when she was pregnant. After that, he was lazy all day long, wishing to lie under the quilt and sleep soundly all the time, but this was troublesome, Shen Shen lost his work, and didn't want to go out to look for it for a while, but he didn't want to tell Zhu Qing, If things go on like this, if you stay at home all day, Zhu Qing will definitely see Ni Duan.

Shen Chen finally figured out a way, every day before Zhu Qing goes to work, he also goes out as usual, but he just wanders around when he goes out, and sometimes goes to rest in the panda lounge arranged by Xiao Zhao for him all morning, at first Xiao Zhao heard When he said that Shen Chen was pregnant, he was shocked, but he closed his mouth obediently under the cold gaze of the other party. He wrote down his many years of experience in caring for pregnant female pandas in a small notebook and gave it to Shen Chen, Shen Chen I'm sorry to bother others, and every time I lie quietly in my panda house with my eyes closed, and of course he is occasionally watched by tourists in the zoo—"Misters and ladies, what you want to see is Giant panda Shen Shen, he was born in May 200X, he is a giant panda of Gemini, he has a very proud personality, every time he drinks water, he has to use his own separate small cup..."

Shen Shen impatiently rolled his eyes at Xiao Zhao, who was introducing himself through the loudspeaker. A few days ago, Xiao Zhao suddenly begged him to move to the Panda Exhibition Hall, saying that the previous giant panda returned to his hometown in Sichuan to get married and have a baby. The giant panda Fufu has always been very likable. Many tourists come for him. Now that Fufu has returned to his hometown, the Panda House has lost many customers. This makes Xiao Zhao feel very depressed. Now he can only rely on Shen Chen, a panda fairy who is much more advanced than the panda monster Fufu, came to the exhibition hall to buy some cute things to attract some tourists who like Dafu dumplings, and to supplement some of the zoo's funds.

Someone in the surrounding crowd exclaimed: "Really! This giant panda turned the lid of Nongfu Spring to drink water by itself, so clever."

Shen Chen's paw holding the water bottle paused.

"Yes! It's still looking at you, as if it understands it!"

Shen Shen couldn't bear it anymore and got up, shaking the fat panda's body step by step, and hid behind the rockery.

"Still shy!"

Xiao Zhao looked at Shen Shen's panda eyes that were getting more and more unhappy, and immediately accepted it wisely: "I'm sorry everyone, our panda Shen Chen has a bad temper because he is pregnant, and he needs to rest now."

While talking, Xiao Zhao walked into the exhibition hall and brought Shen Chen into the lounge.

"I'm sorry, Shen Shen, for causing you trouble."

Shen Chen gave him a cold panda eye.

"But I can't help it. There are fewer and fewer people coming to the zoo now. I really want to expand the panda house next year. When Feifei and Tuantuan come back, I will give them a children's room..."

Shen Shen waved his chubby panda paw: "Get me some fresh bamboo."

Xiao Zhao has identified that Shen Chen is a cold-looking person who can easily compromise, and successfully keeps Shen Shen. When Shen Shen is in a good mood, he will follow Xiao Zhao's words and pretend to be cute like a panda cuddling group. Actions.

Life is still not salty, Shen Shen sometimes goes out to the zoo to keep healthy, Zhu Qing still works from [-] to [-] every day, but recently Zhu Qing has been working more and more overtime, sometimes in the company Overnight, this made Shen Shen very dissatisfied.

Shen Chen held his breath in his heart, but he couldn't say it. His stomach was bigger than before, but it was still not obvious when he was in human form, but it was slightly raised. Shen Shen took the time to buy some large-sized ones in the store. Clothes, worn on the body, no one can see it for a while.

On this day, Shen Chen had just gnawed off a few fresh and tender bamboo shoots at Xiao Zhao's place, and was raising a short panda, staring at the blue sky and white clouds in a daze, surrounded by a few tourists in twos and threes, although Shen Chen was used to those curious However, the feeling of being treated like a circus made him feel really hard to get better. Shen Shen listened to the twittering around him, and suddenly felt upset. He turned his neck and looked towards the crowd, and suddenly When the panda opened its eyes, it was as if it had stopped, unable to look away.

Zhu Qing was standing not far from Shen Chen, he was wearing a dark purple T-shirt and black slacks, Zhu Qing's legs were very long and beautiful, just standing there was as pleasing to the eye as a model, he With a faint smile on his face, he was lowering his head and talking to the woman next to him.

Shen Shen's eyes narrowed sharply.

The woman was about fifteen centimeters shorter than Zhu Qing, and she felt like a little bird with Zhu Qing. She was wearing a light pink suit, with a slight smile on her delicately made-up face, and a pair of eyes. It is full of admiration for Zhu Qing.

Shen Shen's breathing became chaotic, and it felt like his heartbeat was about to stop, okay, you bamboo monster——

No wonder these days I always go out early and come back late, or even stay out all night. It turns out that the company's overtime work is fake, and it's real to be busy making girlfriends.

As if feeling the light waves of resentment from a panda, Zhu Qing, who was talking with his boss's beloved daughter, suddenly raised his head, and met the cold and angry eyes of the panda.

...Zhu Qing froze instantly.

heavy?No, Shen Chen should be in his own office at this time, how could he appear in the panda house in the zoo?And with Shen Shen's personality, how could he endure being watched like a monkey in a circus?What's more, when I heard from the breeder that this panda has been pregnant for one and a half months, Shen Chen is a man, how could he be pregnant?

A series of thoughts skipped through his mind, and Zhu Qing clearly denied the idea that the angry panda in front of him was Shen Shen.

Wang Qiu beside him looked at the absent-minded Zhu Qing, and couldn't help whispering, "Mr. Zhu?"

Zhu Qing recovered from the panda's heavy and terrifying eyes, and he showed a kind smile to Wang Qiu: "Miss Wang, I'm sorry, I can't help but think of my wife when I see the panda."

Wang Qiu cleverly concealed the gloomy look in his eyes, and forced a smile and said, "Mr. Zhu is such a good husband. It's a pity that I used the name of the company to let you accompany me to the zoo. I feel sorry for your wife."

Hearing these words, Zhu Qing subconsciously glanced at the angry fat panda, with a serious expression on his face: "That's not what you said. Nothing happened between us, and nothing happened, so why not?" Say sorry to my wife."

The loss in Wang Qiu's heart was even greater, and the smile on her face was hard to maintain. She originally thought that she had hinted so clearly that Zhu Qing was not like a fool, and she should be able to find out what she wanted, but she didn't expect Zhu Qing to say that. From the first time she saw Zhu Qing, she felt that the other person's appearance and conversation were very in line with her criteria for choosing a spouse. Although Zhu Qing always said that she was married and loved her wife very much, she did not believe that there was a man who could marry her. Not being tempted by her beauty and money, but this Zhu Qing puts on a soft and hard face every day, making people unable to do anything for a while, finally using the power given to her by her father to take Zhu Qing Transferred from the company, it was said to be an investigation in name, but it was just a date she wanted. During such a long time, Zhu Qing has always acted like a gentle and polite gentleman, which made her very disappointed.

Zhu Qing didn't pay attention to Wang Qiu's expression. He was now staring at the panda Shen Shen with all his heart. The mobile phone was rattling, and a few girls in high school uniforms were whispering how cute and cute. Panda Shen Shen seemed to understand, and twisted her fat body very unhappy.

Zhu Qing silently came to a conclusion: probably all pandas in the world are like this, and the one in his family is not a different kind.

Xiao Zhao watched Shen Chen move his body in a disrespectful manner, and immediately explained to the little girl with a smile that Shen Chen, the panda, had a particularly bad temper because he was pregnant, and everyone should tolerate Shen Chen.Zhu Qing secretly thought that a pregnant panda would look like this, could it be that Shen Shen is also pregnant, of course, this is just a joke, Zhu Qing briefly drew a picture of a panda in maternity clothes with an unhappy face Shen Shen felt extremely horrified immediately, he took a breath, fortunately Shen was not pregnant, otherwise his temper might be even worse.

Shen Chen looked at Zhu Qing and Wang Qiu chatting a few words from time to time, and slightly tightened his paws holding the bamboo, he will definitely not give Dead Zhu a good look when he goes back!

Once Shen Chen made this decision, he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed. He thought of many ways to punish the unscrupulous bamboo monsters and put them into practice one by one in his mind, and then lay down on his bed in relief. On the panda sofa, he closed his panda eyes with peace of mind.

So Zhu Qing started to feel something was wrong with Shen Shen as soon as he got home. Tuan Tuan and Fei Fei, who were always good at mediating the atmosphere, said that they were picked up by Xiao Zhao. There were two less chattering things, and the house became a lot dull all of a sudden. With a gloomy expression, especially after seeing Zhu Qing, a pair of dark and clear eyes immediately shot out a cold knife, Zhu Qing was stunned and looked at him with a face of confusion.

I don't know if it's because of the pregnancy, Shen Shen's whole body is much plumper, his chin is no longer as sharp as before, and his skin has become fairer and more translucent, with a touch of pink moisture. No matter how much he looks like this Ferocity can hardly be a threat, but Zhu Qing still began to self-examine, why did Shen Shen show such an expression to him?Did he do something wrong again?

Shen Shen looked at Zhu Qing's bewildered expression, and the depression in his heart deepened. From the bottom of his heart, he was obsessed with the matter of Zhu Qing and a woman going on a zoo date. Seeing Zhu Qing come back with a normal expression, he felt unbalanced in his heart. , his eyeballs stared at Zhu Qing, and in the end he just said, "You're back."

When Zhu Qing opened his mouth deeply, he felt a sigh of relief. He smiled: "The company doesn't work overtime today, so I'll go cook."

It's good that he didn't mention the word "overtime company". As soon as he said those words, Shen Shen remembered the scene he saw in the zoo this morning. Zhu Qing and that woman standing together really looked like a beautiful woman. , blinded Shen Shen's panda eyes, Shen Shen still didn't want to admit that he was jealous, he always felt that his feelings for Zhu Qing were much simpler and purer than Zhu Qing's feelings for him , he has a good impression of Zhu Qing, but this kind of good impression is based on the fact that Zhu Qing is a fresh and delicious bamboo, but now this feeling seems to have changed slightly, could it be that he Shen Shen was also infected by Zhu Qing , turned into a gay panda?

Shen Chen was tossing and turning in his heart, looking at Zhu Qing's pure and kind face, he suddenly said: "Don't go to the company tomorrow."

Zhu Qing looked at him in surprise.

Shen Chen was trying to weigh his words. After thinking for a long time, he finally found a convincing reason: "Your company's benefits are not good, and you still oppress employees like this. What's the point of going there?"

Zhu Qing realized that Shen Nan cared so much about him, the little sapling in his heart seemed to start to take root and sprout with a bang, he suppressed the smile that was about to overflow from the corner of his mouth, and replied happily: "I will leave that company in a while .”

Shen Chen really wanted to say why he didn't resign now, but he felt that resigning from his job was a temporary solution, not the root cause. If Zhu Qing and that woman met outside, even if Zhu Qing changed jobs, they would still be able to contact each other.

Seeing Shen Chen's pensive look, Zhu Qing thought it was so cute, and couldn't help but stepped forward to kiss Shen Chen's rosy cheeks, and immediately left before Shen Chen got angry, changed into home clothes and went into the kitchen .

Shen Chen was still standing there in a daze, for a long time, his face suddenly turned red, he slowly stretched out his hand to touch the place where Zhu Qing had kissed, and felt that his fingertips were also slightly hot.

It's so strange, he didn't hate Zhu Qing's superficial kiss at all, on the contrary, he still felt very happy, like a little pebble making little ripples in the lake of his peaceful heart, his He blinked fiercely a few times—no, he must have gone out of his mind, how could he be so happy because of this intimate gesture of the bamboo monster?

All this must be because of the pregnancy, yes, it must be so.

After admonishing himself over and over again, Shen Shen began to change his face again when facing Zhu Qing. Zhu Qing had long been accustomed to his cloudy and uncertain appearance, and he was still thinking about what Shen Shen's smooth and fair skin brought to him. The tactile feeling, the mood is very good, helping Shen Shen pick up the dishes.

Shen Shen blocked Zhu Qing with his chopsticks expressionlessly: "No need, I have my own hands."

Zhu Qing was rejected, and couldn't help but said: "Shen Chen, what's the matter, are you in a bad mood?"

Shen Shen lowered his head and took a mouthful of food: "It's nothing."

Zhu Qing knew that if he didn't ask Shen Shen what happened now, the sulking panda would feel uncomfortable again, so he simply put down his bowl and chopsticks solemnly: "Shen Shen, don't keep some words in your heart, You can always find a solution if you speak up."

At this moment, Shen Chen really wanted to grab his neckline and shake his shoulders to ask him why he didn't forget to pester him when he brought the girl back outside, but the pride of a panda fairy didn't allow him to do so, so he turned his head to avoid Zhu Qing's direct gaze, He whispered, "Are there many women in your company?"

When he asked this suddenly, Zhu Qing was stunned for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses and immediately replied: "It's okay, the ratio of male to female is about seven to three."

Shen Shen slandered why you had already calculated all of this, and asked persuasively on the face: "Oh, then do you think there is a suitable partner for this?"

Zhu Qing secretly wondered how the topic of Shen changed from letting the resignation to the women in the company, but he never had the habit of rejecting Shen, and shook his head seriously and said, "I don't like them."

"Oh, what about outside the company? Are there any women who have a better chat?" Pretending to say these words casually, Shen Shen's mind quickly flashed that Zhu Qing had a good conversation with that unknown woman. The scene, the expression also became a little gloomy.

Zhu Qing thought about it, looked at Shen Shen's awkward expression, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately understood something, he said: "I don't have any women I like."

Shen Chen finally shifted his gaze to him, Zhu Qing said seriously: "Shen Chen, the person I have always liked is you, I never thought of going to find someone else."

Infected by his expression, Shen Shen was slightly shaken in his heart, he opened his lips, hesitant to tell about his pregnancy, but thinking that Zhu Qing might treat him as a monster, he immediately tightened his mouth.

No, Zhu Qing himself is a bamboo monster, what right does he have to despise a male panda that can get pregnant?Shen Shen thought about it like this, as if he felt that it was only natural for him to be pregnant, he cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Zhu Qing, in fact, I have something to hide from you."