[Rebirth] No relatives and no friends

Zhang Cheng is a fool, and I am obviously not smart enough.

He always said that there was something wrong between Xia Ningyuan and Qi Xiaoyun, but he didn't know that there was something wrong between us.

Four years of college, three years of work, we spent most of the time together, from looking at each other with pimples all over the face, to now being well-dressed, arguing over who will wash the backlog of stinky socks after closing the door...

It's strange that we all have the ability to take out a mortgage to buy a bachelor apartment, but no one seems to have thought about it.

Watching him make a girlfriend, I turned around and made one too.

Soon, he broke up, and I followed suit.

Then, we sat together drinking all night to bid farewell to our lovelorn, and heard him say solemnly in a drunken trance: Lao Liao, why don't we get along with each other.

At this time, I really want to... put my foot on his face hard.

Because Zhang Cheng, a pig, would never remember what he said when he was drunk, and the next day he would still look at the beautiful woman on the road drooling, although he would not really chase after him and ask for his phone number.

I feel like I'm in a dangerous situation.

As a person who often writes, a rich imagination is simply an innate instinct. I have carefully analyzed this state, and it is almost like a male version of a crush.

People always say that love makes people lose their minds. I think I must be an exception, because anyway, I will never be intoxicated and smell his smelly socks to hypnotize myself "good smell".

Whenever I think of Sister Xin singing affectionately: "I miss your smile, I miss your coat, I miss your white socks, and the smell on your body", my first reaction is not tears, but stomach acid.

Speaking of which, I probably don't really have any thoughts about Zhang Cheng... So, is it a case of keeping pets for a long time and always having feelings for them?

In contrast, Yu Jin's behavior of dismembering Xiao Yi's body can probably be regarded as a typical case of love and killing each other. He has to love Xiao Yi so much to hate him so much!

In fact, I have been wondering how Yu Jin can have such a strong physical strength, the flesh can be cut piece by piece, how much effort does it take to smash the bones of a grown man?

It is said that the power of love is powerful, but I think the power of hate is more profound than love.

Zhang Cheng was extremely frightened by my brain power, and I was noncommittal.

Speaking of Yu Jin, I have to talk about Xia Ningyuan and Qi Xiaoyun, because if Yu Jin is a negative example, those two are positive examples.

On the surface, they seem to be aboveboard, so frank that no one can doubt that they are not daring brothers.

Of course, the main reason is that no one would believe that a Pianpian fairy who is as insensible as Qi Dashen can be subdued by this stupid dog like Xia Ningyuan!

But the facts have proved that even a guy like Zhang Cheng who runs the train with his mouth full of words can occasionally tell the truth.

But joking aside, Zhang Cheng has never really thought about that, which may be the reason why straight men never think that their friends may be sexually obsessing with him.

In short, compared with Yu Jin and Xiao Yi's seemingly low-key love drama, which is vigorous when they poke the basket, Xia Ningyuan and Qi Xiaoyun are simply excellent heirs of underground workers.

If I'm not mistaken, in their senior year, they had secretly communicated and cooked the raw rice into cooked rice early.

Zhang Cheng couldn't notice this change at all, and it was different for me.

It is said that art comes from life. My eyes may not be able to find the truth, but they are definitely suitable for discovering adultery.

The two have had a deeper contact, and when they get along with each other, there will be some small movements and eye contact that I can't notice. Fortunately, they are not explicit people, and I don't gossip so much. At most, I spend more time quietly observing them. .

Now that I think about it, maybe I made a mistake in this observation, and that's why I went crazy, and I actually felt that I probably had some special thoughts about Zhang Cheng.

Assuming that they were in a primitive society, even if two naked boys lived and died together, they would never think of carrying a mountain on their backs. Just worrying about food and drink and running away from disasters every day is enough.

It can be seen that the source of everything lies in thinking about it when you are full.

However, I really didn't expect that those two people could go so far, get married abroad, have a common house, and even get blessings from their relatives...

I am not a very realistic person, and this is probably a common problem of people who are immersed in literary fantasy. Everything that passes through my brain either turns to idealization or infinitely distorts the darkness.

Anyway, everything will not be sidelined with reality.

It's like I can tolerate my feeling of worrying about Zhang Cheng, and I can tolerate Zhang Cheng sleeping with my arms around me after getting drunk, but I can't bear to wake up the next day and help him wash the basin of stinky socks.

So, I forgive myself for being stupidly unable to close my mouth just like Zhang Cheng.

The night spent at Xia Ningyuan's house was extremely tormented.

To be precise, it is enjoyable physically - 24-hour hot water supply in the bathroom dedicated to the guest room, a comfortable big bed, brand new sheets and quilts, equipped with a color TV player, fruit drinks for your convenience, built-in broadband interface in the room... a star hotel That's all, not to mention Xia Ningyuan's sincere welcome makes people feel as warm as spring.

But my spirit was tormented—from the moment Zhang Cheng entered the bedroom, he kept pacing back and forth, sighing, just like a child with ADHD, persistently ravaging my hearing, sense and vision.

He probably wanted to talk to me about the relationship between Xia Ningyuan and Qi Xiaoyun, but he didn't know where to start, but I just ignored him, holding the TV remote control and changing channels with a blank expression.

I don't think there is anything to discuss about this. When sitting at the dinner table, the diamond rings on the left hands of the two people at the same time clearly indicated their relationship with each other, not to mention Xia Ningyuan and Qi Xiaoyun at the same time as their masters after the meal. entertain us.

It's ten o'clock at night, and they're even in the same bedroom.

Although Zhang Cheng made jokes out of shape, he was not a person who didn't know how to measure. Now that he realized the "truth", he naturally couldn't hold back his words.

I can see that Xia Ningyuan regards us as close friends and hopes that we can accept their feelings, so he makes no secret of Qi Xiaoyun's love and consideration.

Seriously, watching him talk about marrying Qi Xiaoyun in Belgium with a bright face, pointing to every group photo, he can recall the interesting things he experienced at that time, and glance at Qi Xiaoyun with a smile from time to time, so calm, and ordinary Husband and wife are no different, no matter who it is, it is difficult to feel disgusted, even if the other protagonist in his words is also a man.

Qi Xiaoyun still doesn't talk much, but as long as he sits with Xia Ningyuan, he becomes soft and warm obviously, and no longer gives people the feeling of being superior.

Thinking about it afterwards, they are actually quite suitable. With Qi Xiaoyun's personality, no matter whether his partner is a man or a woman, he will probably confess him instead of treating him as an ordinary person. Only Xia Ningyuan is such a dumb person. Only then will he feel that he is a little white rabbit who needs to be cared for.

Knowing that they are living a happy life, I also have a glimmer of hope for no reason: there is love between the same sex, so is it possible for Zhang Cheng and I to be brothers besides being brothers?

I was a little surprised that I thought so out of line that I was so preoccupied all night that I didn't have the energy to appease Zhang Cheng, who was also struggling with something.

Waking up in the middle of the night, Zhang Cheng was still tossing and turning. I couldn't bear it anymore and pressed the pillow under my head against him: "Is it over?"

Zhang Cheng is almost used to resisting naturally, but after I stretched out my foot mercilessly, he rolled down with glory, adding another one to his long list of defeats.

"..." After Zhang Cheng fell off the bed, he became honest and remained silent for a long time.

I yawned, grabbed his pillow and was about to go back to sleep, when I heard Zhang Cheng say: "Old Liao, can this man marry and have sex with men?"

Zhang Cheng's tone was full of confusion. I understood him. He didn't really question the feasibility, but he couldn't understand why Xia Ningyuan and Qi Xiaoyun would have desire for each other.

The same body, the same structure, the same thing, it doesn't seem like a natural fit between men and women, it violates the laws of nature...

It is reasonable to exist.

"What's the fuss if you don't sleep in the middle of the night! Believe it or not, I raped you!" I yelled at him pretending to be impatient.

Zhang Cheng fell silent.

I turned my back to him and pretended to sleep, but my heart was actually very confused, and my senses became extremely sensitive, even when he went to bed cautiously and moved closer quietly.

"Old Liao, are you asleep?" After a long time, Zhang Cheng lowered his voice and asked.

The hot air from his mouth just sprayed on my neck, and it was uncomfortably itchy. I couldn't help shrinking back, and replied in a rough voice: "What are you doing?"

"Do you think I'm really good at going on?" Zhang Cheng's words seemed to be joking, but his tone was a little scary.

"..." I didn't know how to answer, I wanted to say that he was narcissistic, but I automatically thought of him blushing and being pressed down by me, angry and anxious, as if he didn't feel bad.

"If you dare to lie flat, I will dare to go up." I half-sincerely smiled lewdly.

Zhang Cheng was probably quite frightened by me, so he finally shut up.

I was still waiting for his reaction, but before I knew it, I fell asleep without a dream.

I woke up refreshed and on time in the morning, and as soon as I turned over, I saw Zhang Cheng staring at me with two panda eyes in thought...

"Did you go out to steal someone in the middle of the night?" I was taken aback by his appearance.

Zhang Cheng murmured and looked away, with a flustered expression.

When I just woke up, my mind was confused. For a while, I still thought I was still in the rented house, and I got out of bed and took off my pajamas habitually. The ghost screamed: "You, you, why did you just take it off..."

I was almost annoyed: "I know how many hairs you have on your bottom, you even took a bath, why do you still care about this?"

This is not nonsense. When we were in school, we really squeezed into a small cubicle and took a bath in an extremely pure way. Later, we lived together. At first, we didn’t install a water heater. Sometimes we were lazy and didn’t want to boil water, so we robbed each other. bath water...

"That's different..." Zhang Cheng muttered, his tone still a little aggrieved.

"What's the difference?" I perfunctory impatiently, squatting in front of the suitcase and rummaging through it.

"Aren't you...to me..." Zhang Cheng held back for a long time before uttering a sentence that made me dumbfounded. "What's the matter?"

"Grandpa, don't make it sound like I've eaten everything and refused to admit it, okay?" I really didn't understand what Zhang Cheng meant.

"Fuck me, it's because you suddenly said something about rape or not..." His voice gradually lowered under my expressionless stare: "If you don't say it, can I think too much?"

"It's so fresh, as if you haven't said it before. According to what you mean, haven't I been raped by you countless times? I probably have children." I sneered, feeling a little numb in my heart, I still can't accept it, but Jokes are so contradictory.

Zhang Cheng's face suddenly flushed red: "Then if you are not willing, I will not be able to rape you!"

"..." I was suddenly stunned, my mind went blank, and I couldn't say anything to refute.This guy, are you joking or flirting? ? ?

Zhang Cheng's vacillating gaze seemed to have seized the opportunity to counterattack, and he stared back fiercely.

We foolishly looked at each other for a long time, Zhang Cheng softened first: "I said, can you put on your clothes first?"

It was as if a hole had been pierced through the dense clouds, and the clouds burst open in an instant. I smiled: "Why are you guilty?"

"I'm so guilty!" Zhang Cheng really became exasperated again: "If you dare to show up in front of me like this again, be careful that I really raped you."

"..." My son, please allow me to be in a mess in the wind for a moment!

"Well, old Liao, I've been thinking about it all night, and I think it's kind of like that if we make do with it..." Zhang Cheng looked reluctant, disgusted and merciful, but his sneaky glances revealed him Anxiety.

Xia Ningyuan, I decided to abandon my son, and I will worship you as a Bodhisattva with one stick of incense early and one stick later!

"You tell me something!" Zhang Cheng was so anxious that he almost scratched his head, completely missing the shrewdness he usually has when discussing business with people.

I suddenly felt that even if I were to wash a basin of stinky socks for him now, it would not seem so unbearable.