me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lala's daily life in Zhongnan Cave, besides collecting eggs and milking cows, now has one more thing - learn the double-sword style from Tang Siniang.

The herbs and plants planted in front of the door of Room No. [-] are full of flowers, and a few white butterflies are dancing in the flowers. Xu Lai saw Tang Siniang squatting in the flowers and taking care of the flowers and plants. Grab a butterfly and stuff it into your mouth to chew.

Xu Lala has been practicing the same move for two days in a row. The move is too simple and only divided into two steps.

Tang Siniang also specially found pig lungs to fill thatch, and used the ball as a sparring tool for Xu Lai in two offensive ways of rolling and bouncing.

Tang Siniang chanted the same words to Xu Lai every day:

"Eye skills should make it possible to see far as near and near as small. When there is no knife in the eye, there is also a knife in the heart."

"The state of mind should be calm and natural, firmly in the center, not calm when you are quiet, but calm when you are in a hurry."

"Before waiting for an opportunity to act, hold the knife with the best grip, leaving no gap between the palm and the handle."

"When you draw the sword, you must have the determination to defeat the enemy, and after you draw the sword, you must have the confidence to kill with one blow."

……

Listening to Tang Siniang's verbal instruction is decent, but Xu Lala's daily one-on-one practice is to use the awl sword to stab the straw ball and nail it to the ground, and then use the saw blade to cut it into pieces.

It's no wonder that Xu Lala would learn while questioning: Can this fucking really defeat the enemy?

Xu Lala suspects that Tang Siniang imagined the enemies to be dwarves less than one foot tall, and they were dwarfs who had no hands or feet and could only roll back and forth and jump around.

Xu Lala asked cryptically: "If you encounter an enemy who is taller than me, will this move still work?"

Tang Siniang replied bluntly: "Of course it doesn't work!"

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala felt that he had attended a training class to fool people with confidence.

The following conversation made Xu Lae even more exhausted.

Xu Lala: "Then what should I do if I encounter a tall enemy?"

Tang Siniang: "I will protect you!"

Xu Lala: "What if you're not here?"

Tang Siniang: "I will definitely arrive in time and protect you!"

Xu Lala: "What if you can't beat it?"

This question was a bit thorny, Tang Siniang hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "If you can't even beat me, you can only rely on this trick to protect yourself."

Xu Lale: "..."

Tang Siniang's logic against the sky made him have nowhere to go, Xu Lala gave up his rebuttal.

During the break, Tang Siniang held a mirror and drew her eyebrows. Although she didn't mention the tape recorder and opera, she would ask Xu Lala implicitly: "Lala, do you think my eyebrows look good today?"

Xu Lala sat below her with the sword in his arms, looked up at Tang Siniang's eyebrows, he couldn't see why, and boasted blindly, "It looks good."

Tang Siniang looked left and right in the mirror, and said vaguely: "Tsing Yi must draw willow leaf eyebrows, it looks gentle and moving."

Xu Lala looked at her, but didn't dare to ask in detail, and only took it as a preview of the "Tonight's Opera" column.

For the past few days, Xu Lai went to Tang Siniang's place to practice saber at [-] or [-] o'clock in the morning until noon. He thought it would be a morning exercise, and it would be good to keep fit.

And during this period of time, Chuchu would ride around on little Jiujiu, and would come back after calculating the time to wait for Xu Lela to go home, while Little Jiujiu would go back to its No. [-] stone castle by itself to take a nap.

Chuchu also came back by himself today.

When Tang Siniang saw that Chu Chu was here, she smiled and said to Xu Lai, "Chu Chu is here to pick you up again."

Chuchu lay on Xu Lala's shoulder, stuck out his tongue and sniffed it, and dared to lick Xu Lala's cheek. Xu Lala wiped his face with the back of his hand, pushed Chuchu's little head away, and said, "I just sweated. ,dirty."

Xu Lala didn't know if Chuchu understood, but it flicked its tail even more excitedly, and hooked Xu Lala's neck with its tail, "chu!", urging him to go home quickly.

Xu Lala bid farewell to Tang Siniang without knowing why, and returned to Room No. 13. Chu Chu then used his tail to drag Xu Lala towards the side of the bed. He also kicked up his upper body and poked the bottom of the bed with the tip of his tail.

Xu Lala walked over in a daze, and just squatted down beside the bed when he heard a "呵啦", and a flash of fire flashed in front of his eyes——

Xu Lala was taken aback on the spot.

The fire light was emitted by the little fat chirp hidden under the bed. It must have received strict special training to be able to emit this small-scale, weak firepower, but long-lasting and stable fire light, illuminating the entire dark under the bed brightly. It also allowed Xu Lai to see clearly that there were so many shiny things under the bed...

Hairpin earrings, cup buttons, nail clippers and ear picks...

In short, it is a mess, like a waste recycling bin, piled up to the size of two or three initial volumes.

These may be the protection fees that Chuchu collected for sneaking around with Xiaojiujiu to the neighbor's house in the past few days.

Xu Lala felt that his education should be fine, but Chuchu——

He had warned Chuchu not to rob the neighbor's things in front of him again, so he went to collect money behind Xu Lai's back.

"..."

Chuchu walked around behind the pile of things, squatted on the ground, flicked his tail and tongue out at Xu Lala, looking at him expectantly.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala didn't know what Chu Chu meant, but it was not easy to see Xiao Jiujiu lying next to him and continuously spewing fire and lighting up the lights. Seeing that Xu Lala hadn't made a statement at first, he probably felt that the lights were not bright enough to attract Xu Lai, so he hurriedly directed Xiao Jiujiu to shake his head Throwing the pillar of fire, and swallowing and spitting to create a flash effect of flickering and extinguishing.

"..."

The tacit cooperation between the two cubs makes one have to suspect that they may still have a light rehearsal.

Xu Lala's eyes were almost blinded, and he was also afraid that his bed would be set on fire, but the cub's mind could not be blown.He raised his hand to cover his eyes, and praised Chu Chu tiredly: "It's very beautiful, you are awesome. But let's go to lunch and play later, okay?"

As soon as Xiao Jiujiu was ordered to call it a day, he turned off the fire, and his chubby body rolled out from under the bed.

Chu Chu was so excited that he flicked his tail wildly, stumbled out from under the bed, and grabbed Xu Lala's trouser legs, biting his trousers to climb up.

Xu Lala stretched out his hand to grab Chu Chu onto his shoulder, but felt that Chu Chu was still clinging to him more than before. Not only did he wrap his tail around Xu Lala's neck, but his four short legs also hugged Xu Lala's neck and face tightly, with his little head pressed against Xu Lala's cheeks kept rubbing and rubbing.

Like a smart U-shaped neck pillow, it also has a cool touch.

Xu Lala was itchy from being rubbed by it, and he had never seen Chu Chu so enthusiastic before. He wanted to shrink his neck but had nowhere to hide, so he could only forcibly pull Chu Chu off his neck and hug him in his arms.

Little Jiujiu didn't look at it, and stretched out two fiery red wings to cover his eyes, but his hands were so short that the wings seemed to hold his cheeks.

It gave up quickly, and in short, it retired, and it was finally possible to go home and fall asleep.

Xu Lala went to take a bath, sprayed some perfume on her body refreshingly, made something to eat, and went to take a nap with Chuchu in her arms.

It has been three or four days since the call from the Ovary Conservation Association, and the comfortable life for several days made Xu Lela completely relax his vigilance.

The afternoon sun was very pleasant. Xu Lala took a drowsy sleep. When he woke up again, he was too lazy to move. He was lying on his side on the bed, with the index finger and middle finger of his left hand hooking Chuchu's tail, and holding the tip of its tail. Shaking all the time.

Chuchu was lying on the pillow, only a short distance away from Xu Lala. It forcibly suppressed the urge to flick its tail. A pair of gray eyes looked at Xu Lala's face motionlessly. It was quiet for a long time, softly "chu~ "Sounded.

Xu Lala's voice was a little hoarse just after waking up, and he asked, "Well, what's the matter?"

With a grunt, Chu Chu straightened his upper body cautiously and wanted to get closer to Xu Lai, when the noise of chickens and cows came from the small pasture outside the window.

——The chickens and cows suddenly became restless, probably because they sensed that there was danger approaching.

Xu Lala felt a "thump" in his heart, turned over and got up, grabbed two small bottles containing Jiutian River water and perfume, and stuffed them into his pockets. He walked out the door with Chuchu in his arms, and saw Li Gongbao running over with the black cat in his arms.

When Li Gongbao saw Xu Lala, he frowned and said, "Mr. Lala, did you also feel an unusually powerful evil spirit approaching..."

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lala's first reaction was to turn his head with Chuchu in his arms, and wanted to run to the source water of Jiutian River to take refuge, but just after Li Gongbao finished speaking, he heard a loud roar, the volume seemed to be overwhelming——

"All the females in the village gather at the mouth of the river. As long as there is one less, I will slaughter this Zhongnan village."

Xu Lala only felt that the sound turned into wind, turning from virtual to reality, but Li Gongbao was squatted on the ground unable to straighten up because of the majestic volume. Xu Lala was so frightened that he put Chu Chu into his arms and hurriedly squatted down.

Li Gongbao gritted his teeth and said to Xu Lai, "This is...the rhino spirit from Wuwang Village..."

After Li Gongbao finished speaking, he coughed up a mouthful of blood, spat on the ground, and it seemed like a scarlet flower bloomed on the ground.

Probably because Xu Lai was not a monster, so he couldn't feel the coercion of the monster power. When Li Gongbao was coughing up blood, he was still safe and sound except for flustered legs.

But a string in his brain snapped, and the sound of "hum" made his mind go blank. He felt that the blood in his whole body was flowing backwards, pouring straight into his forehead.The blood seemed to be cold, and it made him feel cold all over his body.

The comfortable life in Zhongnan Cave is probably coming to an end.

Li Gongbao forced himself to stand up, clutching his chest, frowned in pain and said, "We in Zhongnan Cave live and die together, advance and retreat together, we must never just sit and watch females being bullied by rhinoceros..."

"..."

Xu Lai did not go along with him.

Xu Lala put his left hand on the ground, and the red seal on his left wrist was half hidden in his sleeve.

Chuchu lay on Xu Lala's shoulder, turned his head towards the small pasture, growled "chu!!!" and forced his chickens to be quiet.

Xu Lala was still struggling with how to arrange Chu Chu, when he saw Hei Dazhuang walking out tremblingly from the wisteria trail, supporting Director Luo.

Director Luo was so frightened that his legs were throbbing. He barely held on to his crutches, and said in a trembling voice, "The rhinoceros from the next village came across the river...he is at my house now, and he asked to take the female from Zhongnan Cave. Bring them all to him...especially, especially, as Ovary's little comrade..."

"..."

Xu Lai took a deep breath.

This is the first time that Director Luo has spoken without a "ho", which shows the horror of the rhinoceros.

When Xu Lai registered as Ovary that day, the Ovary Conservation Association dispatched members of the working group to the scene, passing through Wuwang Village on the way, so it is no secret that there is an Ovary in Zhongnandong, but the rhinoceros was unable to cross the river at that time, and he was a low-level Little monsters, dare not and don't deserve Xiao Xiang Ovary.

But today is different from the past. I am afraid that the rhinoceros has been promoted from C-level to B-level big monster. He is complacent and feels that he must meet Ovary first to open his eyes.

The rhinoceros threatened to slaughter the village, Director Luo and other monsters came to Xu Lala again, and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to flee.

Xu Lala was afraid that he would die in peace, so he closed his eyes to brew his emotions first. He opened them and said to Li Gongbao, "Please help me take Chuchu to evacuate first."

Li Gongbao couldn't bear it.

As soon as Xu Lala said this, Chu Chu quickly recovered from the state of scaring the chickens. When he saw Li Gongbao reaching out to hug him, he blasted his bone spine to express his opinion, decisively rejected Li Gongbao, and crawled to Xu Lala. The back of the neck tightly encircled Xu Lai.

Chuchu's attitude of "I will be with you to death" is very tough, and it also moved the monster neighbors present, and Hei Dazhuang even shed tears.

Li Gongbao sighed, with an indelible sadness on his brows, but he still said softly: "Mr. Lala, we will go there with you."

Director Luo was still trembling, and the comforting words from his mouth would be greatly discounted: "Little comrade, you don't have to worry too much, you are... but Ovary, the rhinoceros dare not touch you... At most, you want to, I want to see you."

Thank you for the invitation.

don't want to go.

But I have to go.

Surrounded by Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang, Xu Laile came to the No. [-] Street Office.

The big rusty iron gate opened wide, and the other neighbors of Zhongnan Cave gathered outside the gate.

Although the rhinoceros calls for all the females to gather, the male neighbors spontaneously and consciously accompany the females, and they also protect the female neighbors behind them.

The females were terrified, and the males were also terrified, but despite this, the male neighbors formed a fleshy wall to protect the females behind the fleshy wall.

Only the black cat lying on Li Gongbao's shoulder, who failed to attain enlightenment, yawned hard.

Xu Lala was in a daze for a moment: the residents of Zhongnan Cave talked about kindness, but they didn't just talk about it.

Except for the little Jiujiu in Room [-] who was probably still asleep, the other neighbors in Zhongnandong were all present.

None of the neighbors present dared to speak, but none of them flinched.

In the dead silence, there was finally movement in Room No. [-]. There was only a sound of heavy footsteps, and every step seemed to step on Xu Lai's sensitive and fragile nerves.

A tall and mighty young man came out of the dim room No. [-]. He stood at the door with one hand on the door frame, squinting his eyes and looking up at the sun.

This person is tall and strong, with a rough appearance. He is wearing a gray-white leather jacket. The leather jacket that is close to the skin also outlines the muscle lines of his body to the maximum extent. The thick arm muscles are like gourd joints.

The young man's hand holding the door frame exerted a little force, and his five fingers embedded in the wall. With a "bang", a wall brick was crushed directly. The released demonic force took him as the origin and shook outward for several meters.

Xu Lala only felt the wind blowing towards his face, and saw that except Mrs. Niu Niu, Mr. Disobedience, and the Hyena Spirit were still standing there, the other neighbors were all overwhelmed by the pressure of the Rhino Spirit and forced themselves to squat on the ground.

Director Luo, who was already handicapped, fell down on the ground, gritted his teeth and shivered.

The rhinoceros walked forward, every time he took a step, or swung his arms back and forth, there was an oppressive sense of force value that would explode at any time.

This person exudes a dangerous aura that is not to be messed with, but there are two little birds with gray feathers on his shoulders. As soon as he raised his hand, the little birds jumped on his fingers and pecked at him. fingers.

The young man glanced down at the group of trembling monsters in front of him, and asked by name in a gloomy voice, "Which one is the stone spirit?"

He uttered interrogative sentences in a declarative tone, which suddenly made Xu Lai's beating heart almost stop.

Xu Lala held Chuchu tightly in his arms with his right hand, while his left hand with the seal of the Ovary Conservation Association hung down by his side and clenched into a fist.

He took the initiative to step forward.

Immediately became the focus of sight of all monsters.

Standing in the middle of the two camps, Xu Lala's brain was buzzing, and all senses in his body seemed to be on strike. Only the ground shaking sound made by the rhinoceros spirit approaching him shook his eardrums and his little heart.

The rhinoceros walked up to Xu Lai, stared at Xu Lai more than a dozen times, and scanned his whole body.

Xu Lala heard the rhinoceros say in the chaos: "Release your estrus hormone."

"..."

Xu Lala didn't dare to move.

But Chu Chu in his arms seemed to have finally noticed the existence of this strange life when the rhinoceros approached. It kicked up its small head and turned to stare at the rhinoceros. Ri began to grunt a warning.

The rhinoceros lowered its eyes, and then glanced at the four-legged snake in Xu Lai's arms, and this glance was also full of contempt.

Feeling the provocation of the rhinoceros at Chuchu, he immediately arched his body to fight the rhinoceros, but was forced down by Xu Lai before the bone ridge exploded.

Chu Chu's energy accumulation was blocked, and he turned his head and looked at Xu Lai with a "chu...".

Xu Lala was terrified because of the courage of Chuchu, a newborn calf not afraid of tigers, and he was even more afraid that Chuchu would anger the rhinoceros in front of him and be torn to pieces like a wall...His left hand reached into his pocket, clutching a few Pump a small bottle of perfume, unscrew the cap and pour a lethal amount of perfume into the palm of your hand.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, he stretched out his hand towards the rhinoceros, his left hand was still clenched into a fist, but the top notes of the perfume had already dispersed in the air.

The rhinoceros wrinkled his nose and raised his hand. Xu Lai's wrist was grasped by his thick and rough hand, like a shallot branch that could be broken with a slight twist, crunchy.

The nerves in Xu Lala's whole body were trembling, but when Chu Chu in his arms saw the rhinoceros holding Xu Lala's wrist, he struggled violently and "roared", as if he wanted to jump from Xu Lala's arms to kill the rhinoceros, Xu Lala Regardless of being afraid, she firmly pressed Chuchu to her chest with her right hand, lowered her head against its small head and comforted it constantly: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid..."

Xu Lala's voice was trembling, and the wrist held by the rhinoceros was almost numb. His words were not only comforting Chu Chu, but also telling himself.

When the rhinoceros lowered his head and approached Xu Lala's left hand, Xu Lala opened his left hand.

The monster's sense of smell is likely to be more sensitive. The perfume in the palm of Xu Lai's left hand is rich and pungent, rushing into his nostrils like a raging heat wave.

Xu Lala noticed that the rhinoceros frowned, and his wrist was clenched even harder.

Instead of backing away, the rhinoceros leaned forward, with its nose against Xu Lai's palm—and took a sharp breath.

His posture of lowering his eyebrows and drooping eyes seemed to be intoxicated.

Xu Lala heard the rhinoceros whisper excitedly, and said, "That's right, that's the smell..."

"........."

In an instant, Xu Lala smelled the strong "body odor" emanating from the rhinoceros body.

The moment the palm was rubbed by the rhinoceros spirit, not only Xu Lai had goosebumps all over his body, Chu Chu in his arms was also so angry that he almost went crazy. Under the strong pressure of Xu Lai's right arm, his bone ridges still exploded.

Xu Lala lowered his head, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught the tip of Chu Chu's flicking tail. The pure black tail exploded on the spot, and the silver-blue rune pattern climbed up from the tail tip along the tail like lightning...

Xu Lala's little heart almost jumped out of his throat, and he only felt a rusty smell rising from his throat.

Chuchu's identity as a dragon cub must not be exposed!

He suddenly withdrew his left hand held by the rhinoceros spirit, quickly covered the tip of Chuchu's tail, and forcibly closed the exploded tail wings, but fortunately, the silver-blue rune also returned to its tail Jian, he hugged Chu Chu, who was almost going crazy, to his chest, and comforted it constantly: "It's okay, it's okay! Chu Chu, don't be afraid..."

The rhinoceros spirit also raised his head. He sniffed the estrus hormone left by the stone spirit in his hand, his eyes were burning hot, and the excitement and joy could not be concealed in his majestic voice.

He solemnly said to Xu Lai: "You are Ovary, and I can't touch you now. I came to say goodbye to you today. Wanyao Palace came to ask for safety this morning. I have decided to leave today and sign up to join the Demon King's Legion. You wait for me when I come back." , when I am successful and famous, when I return to my hometown, I will definitely marry you."

?

Xu Lala raised his head in bewilderment and shock, and what caught his eyes was the serious and affectionate face of Rhinoceros, and the fiery eyes when he looked at him.

Xu Lale:? ? ? ? ?

What the hell kind of love at first sight scene is this? ? ?

Xu Lala really wanted to tell the rhinoceros, what you love is Saint Laurent's Black Opium Sleepless Night, not me!Even if you can't buy it, I can share half a bottle with you! ! ! ! !

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