me and my monster neighbor

After being publicly shown his love by the rhinoceros, Xu Lala trembled and did not dare to express his rejection, and held Chuchu tightly in his arms in the posture of protecting a calf.Fortunately, he has the certification seal of the Ovary Conservation Association in his hand to save his life, and the rhinoceros dare not take it from him.

The rhino spirit reluctantly smelled the lingering fragrance on his fingers, and finally took a deep look at Xu Lai, clutching his wrists, and walked towards the monster neighbors behind Xu Lai with unrecognizable steps.

The rhinoceros had a rough voice, cracked its fingers, let out a rough breath, and said: "Today, I will slaughter all the males in Zhongnan Cave first, in case there are little goblins who dare to covet the ones that I like." companion."

"........."

The atmosphere took a turn for the worse, and the situation suddenly became tense. All the males at the scene felt like they were facing a big enemy. Director Luo just stood up tremblingly while holding on to his crutches. Hearing the rhinoceros' harsh words, his legs trembled in fright, and he sat down on the ground again. .

The sky was covered with dark clouds, and the cool wind swished, and the remaining leaves that fell on the ground were blown away by the whirling wind.

The male neighbor trembled in fear, and the female neighbor trembled and sobbed.

Mrs. Niu usually yells at Brother Niu, but she pulls Brother Niu behind her when she is in danger. Her fingers are also trembling. She clearly sees the gap between herself and the rhinoceros, but she still steps forward to protect Brother Niu. behind.

Perhaps because of the example of Mrs. Niu, other female neighbors followed suit one after another. They walked forward hand in hand, and used their frail and petite bodies to build a fragile and vulnerable wall, like a wind blowing. But resolutely like the male neighbors at the beginning, they guarded them behind.

Tang Siniang is the petite, and she usually says "I hate all males, so don't bother me if you have nothing to do." Although she was shaking like a sieve, she still tried her best to tiptoe, trying to get behind her taller than her. The half-headed deer was completely blocked by the little genius doctor.

Xu Lala had doubted the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave countless times, doubted their kindness, doubted that they lived in harmony, friendship and mutual assistance on the surface, but in private, they were all pure egoists with evil nature and evil nature.

The rhinoceros seemed surprised by the reaction of the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave, but with a snort of disdain, he expressed his impression of their unity and kindness that did not conform to the law of survival in the demon world—talking in the demon world "Kindness" is simply ridiculous.

The rhinoceros practiced the earth-attribute skills intensively, and when his evil spirit was released, he stomped his feet on the spot, and a "bang" sounded out of the ground three meters away.

It was the first time Xu Lai directly attacked the scene of monster fighting. This was a monster power he had never seen in his neighbors. Even Xiao Jiujiu, who was called the number one fighting force in Zhongnan Cave by his neighbors, had an attack range of only 1.5 meters from the fire-breathing pillar. Jing can control the blasting of the ground three meters away. Using simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, you can guess that the strength of Rhino Jing must be more than twice that of Xiao Jiujiu.

Seeing the lives of his neighbors hanging by a thread, Xu Lala couldn't sit idly by. He was so anxious, his throat was dry, and he yelled: "Don't touch them!"

——Xu Lala shouted loudly, exhausting the air in his lungs in one breath, and his brain was almost starved of oxygen.

——The rhinoceros spirit was used to being a village tyrant in Wuwang Village, but when he was suddenly drunk, he really froze in place.

——The neighbors who were in danger were moved only because Xu Lai spoke out to protect them at this critical moment.

The rhinoceros looked back at Xu Lai.

Xu Lala's calves were shaking, his heart was beating wildly, his brain was buzzing, and his teeth were grinding, but he still clenched his teeth and said to the rhinoceros fiercely: "I don't allow you to touch them. If you kill them all, who will help?" I chop wood? Who will help me light the fire? Who will help me catch the fish? Who will help me pick the fruit? Are you going to replace them with hard work?!"

Xu Lala asked five consecutive questions in one breath, and each question was so loud that it stunned the rhinoceros for a while.

The rhinoceros hesitated for a moment, and the rhinoceros bird standing on his shoulder chirped.

The rhinoceros spirit is more than willing to act as a cow and a horse for Xu Lai, but unfortunately he is about to go on a long journey...

The rhinoceros clenched his hands into fists, and the fists collided with each other. The biceps on his arms protruded. He posed standard bodybuilding movements, eager to show his strength to Xu Lai.

He asked the male neighbors to line up and stand up one by one, which can be regarded as a tacit consent not to kill the useful demon.

Neighbors are like a flock of quail going through security.

The rhinoceros picked up Doctor Luji.

Xu Lala said: "He is a doctor, 24 hours a day, [-] hours a day, to take care of my body."

The rhinoceros pinched the back of Director Luo's neck.

Xu Lala said: "He is responsible for running errands for me every day to pass on the message, and even if I break my leg, I have to continue running with a cane."

The rhino is pinching the hyena.

Xu Lala said, "He collects chicken manure and cow manure for my ranch."

The rhinoceros pushed Li Gongbao.

Xu Lala said: "He has to fish for me every day. I only eat freshly killed fish, so he has to fish three times a day."

The rhinoceros pointed at Brother Niu again.

Xu Lala said: "I never travel long distances when I go out. He wants to pull a cart to see me off."

The rhinoceros stared at Mr. Fu.

Xu Lala said: "I need him to burn glass for me. Cups, dishes and basins are indispensable. Oh, he is still burning crystal coffins for me."

Hearing this, the rhinoceros couldn't understand it, and asked with a frown, "What are you burning the crystal coffin for?"

Xu Lala closed his eyes and said nonsense: "I have to prepare in advance, and I want to die beautifully."

"..."

The rhinoceros felt that Ovary really had a strange idea.

It's really worthy of the Ovary he's taken a fancy to.

The rhinoceros finally set his sights on the objects he felt were the most threatening to his existence——Hei Dazhuang and Mr. Disobedient.

The two monsters were tall, strong, mighty and majestic, and they were of the same type as the Rhinoceros. They stood out among the neighbors with different temperaments.

The rhinoceros narrowed his eyes dangerously, Mr. Bu Ting was fearless in the face of danger, while Hei Dazhuang shrank his shoulders.

Xu Lala realized that the rhinoceros was hostile to Hei Dazhuang and Mr. Bulisten, so he rushed to answer without waiting for the question: "The black bear cuts firewood and water for me every day, and builds a fence for my chicken coop. The mastiff Ringing the bell at a fixed time reminds me to stick to a reasonable work and rest, six o'clock in the morning and seven o'clock in the evening, accurate to the minute and second, in order to achieve the effect of beauty and beauty."

In short, Xu Lale's meaning was very clear: no one present could be killed.

The rhinoceros put his hands behind his back, and took the opportunity to show off his back muscles to Xu Lai who was behind him.Seeing that he had no chance to show Xu Lai directly the majesty of a big monster who has been promoted to the B-level disaster level, he walked around behind Hei Dazhuang in hatred, and suddenly slammed into the bamboo basket behind him, finding fault: "What is this carrying?" Broken things, what a fucking stink!"

Hei Dazhuang probably felt the strength of the rhinoceros's palm, and when he said it was too late, he dodged sideways, and the bamboo basket barely avoided the blow, but the rhinoceros was already chasing after him when he dodged, and shot Jumping out the contents of his bamboo basket——

I saw an old peach-pink piggy doll that fell to the ground and rolled a few times.

"..."

The body of the peach-pink piglet is dusty, and now it is even more muddy. The straw velvet that should be fluffy is all knotted into strands, and it feels too hard to touch.

The piggy's mouth is sewn with thick gray thread, which crosses back and forth like a fang.Its heart is also outlined with thick thread of the same color.

When Hei Dazhuang saw his doll being thrown on the ground, his dark and rough face turned pale, which showed that he cherished this doll very much, but because of the rhinoceros spirit, he thought of the fact that he was with the doll all day long. Before his hobbies were exposed to his neighbors, he was afraid and ashamed, and he shrank with his thick body and dared not go forward to pick up the doll.

And the rhinoceros sneered contemptuously when he saw that Hei Dazhuang, an imaginary enemy with a mighty and majestic appearance, even had a hobby of playing with dolls. He had never seen the rag doll hidden by Hei Xiong Jing before, so he was completely relieved.

Rhino made sure that there was no monster in the entire Zhongnan Cave that could fight him, and no monster could compare to him, so he put his hands behind his back and swung back to Xu Lai, this time his attention fell on the least threatening scene. On the cub - this cub attracted his attention not only because it unabashedly showed its hostility towards the rhinoceros, but also because the rhinoceros saw Xu Lai holding it tightly in his arms.

Its body "nuggles" against Xu Lala's chest.

Its head was "pressed" on Xu Lala's chest.

Its tail was "covered" in Xu Lala's palm.

The rhinoceros looked hot, and pointed at Chu Chu in Xu Lala's arms with callused fingers, and said viciously: "This cub can neither carry water nor chop firewood. I will use it for surgery today."

Hearing this, Xu Lai hid Chuchu deeper in his arms, fear and fear gave him the courage to die anyway, his voice was unsteady, and he said two words to the rhinoceros in a calm and calm tone :"you dare."

There is nothing that the rhinoceros is afraid of, but his purpose today is to find the spouse he has been longing for. It is a man's nature to please his spouse when courting. He patiently asked: "Since the other monsters are useful, I will spare them. , what use is this cub to you?"

Xu Lale: "..."

What use is it to him to keep the beginning?

This question made Xu Lae's mind go blank for a while, and he couldn't turn his head when he just made excuses for the neighbors and was able to answer fluently.

Chu Chu couldn't lift his shoulders, lift his "hands", carry his back, couldn't do hard work, couldn't spray fire and couldn't burn firewood. Chu Chu really seemed to be the most "useless" existence to Xu Lai.

Xu Lala couldn't answer for a while, he felt the little body in his arms froze for a while, and even the cold body temperature on it dropped suddenly, and even the struggle stopped.

Xu Lala didn't know why, so he could only try to stick Chuchu's small head under his neck and warm it with his own body.

Xu Lala couldn't think of an excuse, and he no longer thought of excuses. He looked at the rhinoceros, his voice was calm and calm, but it seemed that every word had power.

He said: "The greatest use it has given me is that I don't want to live without it."

Different from the excuses Xu Lae made to excuse his neighbors, what Xu Lae conveyed to the rhinoceros was that he would not be able to live without the neighbors who helped him, but he would not be unable to live without Chu Chu, But I don't want to live anymore.

Xu Lala believes that everyone must have hope and expectation in life, even if it is unrealistic, even if it is to wait for tomorrow's lottery draw.

Chu Chu is the only trustworthy and reliable existence of Xu Lai in this world of monsters. It is the incarnation of faith that has accompanied him through several long nights. , although it is difficult to protect itself in the wind and rain, although its "fire light" is weak enough to illuminate the boundless darkness in Xu Lai's world, it can make Xu Lai hold on to the last hope.

The little thing in his arms made a weak "whining" sound, and Xu Lai's neck was pressed against its head, feeling that the initial body temperature had risen, and his body gradually relaxed.

Xu Lala lowered his head and glanced at the tip of the tail, which he held in the palm of his left hand. It may be because he forcibly stopped the division of the caudal fin. The silver-blue rune completely faded away, and the tip of the tail returned to its original shape.

Xu Lala patted Chuchu on the back, lowered his head against its small head, and comforted it softly: "Don't be afraid, Chuchu, I'll take you home now."

Xu Lai let go of Chu Chu's tail, he raised his left hand, revealing the red mark on his left wrist, and said to the rhinoceros: "Before you join the Demon King's Legion and become the top ten in the Demon King's Legion, you are not qualified to ask me any more questions." You are not allowed to move any of the monsters present today. A mere little monster of a disaster level, it is a lucky life to come back to see me alive, I am too lazy to talk nonsense with you."

The back of his left hand is facing forward, only facing the monster Rhinoceros, because only the Rhinoceros can see it, the red Ovary mark glows slightly red, and the words "Wanyao Temple" and "Ovary Protection Association" also appear. Glittering.

The rhinoceros spirit was shocked immediately.

Xu Lala put down the last sentence, turned around and left. Although he was worried, but his back was full of confidence and stubbornness. He also prepared the belly draft in advance. The first fifteen loves Nanxi, come to scare this brainless rhinoceros spirit.

After thinking about it, Xu Lai felt that his Ovary identity was deceitful, so he felt guilty when facing the rhinoceros. If it were a real Ovary, who would be scared to accompany a B-level monster with a disaster level? Knowing that the legendary TGMs are all S-level, although he is sloppy about the level of monsters, he still has a good ranking of SABC.

Fortunately, Xu Lala didn't (dare) turn his head back, and walked all the way back to his No. 13 room. The rhinoceros neither stopped him, nor caught up with him.

Xu Lala returned home, locked the door, and collapsed on the bed, breaking out in a cold sweat.

He wrapped the quilt tightly and shivered, but he was more worried about Chu Chu in his arms—Chu Chu's limbs were tightly gripped by the folds of his clothes, so tightly stuck that he couldn't even "tear" them off.

Xu Lala felt that this was the first time Chuchu saw a "big monster", and he was instinctively afraid.

Xu Lala patted it on the back. He was still terrified, but he still pretended to comfort Chu Chu with ease, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, Chu Chu, I will do my best to protect you."

Xu Lala realized for the first time that the four words Tang Siniang had been saying all the time, "Being a mother, be strong" really came from the instinct deep in her heart. Even a weak body can burst out majestic strength for it. .

Chu Chu huddled around his shoulders and neck, moved his head slightly, and pressed against Xu Lala's neck, unwilling to leave.