me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lai was still seated in the neighbor's seat in Room [-], next to Doctor Luji and Director Luo.

The little doctor Luji lowered his innocent round eyes, and his eyes fell on the back of Xu Lala's left hand. He asked in a low voice, "Mr. Lala, has the injury on your hand healed yet?"

Xu Lala smiled back at Dr. Luji's concern, and replied in a low voice, "It's okay."

That scratch wasn't even a wound, Xu Lala didn't take it to heart at all.

Xu Lala and Little Doctor Luji were talking in whispers, but when Mrs. Niu, who was sitting next to Little Doctor Luji, heard their conversation, she gave her thumbs up involuntarily and praised, "You are worthy of Little Doctor Luji".

Mr. Fu, who was two seats away from Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu, also sneered and echoed, "Miraculous Doctor Lu is awesome!"

Xu Lale: "..."

The opening ceremony of the regular meeting started with touting the little miracle doctor Luji.

Mr. Fu propped his chin and tilted his head, and said with a smile in his voice, "I have a sore throat today, and it's uncomfortable to speak. Can the little genius doctor help me treat it?"

It was only then that Xu Lai noticed that Mr. Fu's voice was slightly hoarse, but it was as lazy and charming as usual, and it was even more sexy and ear-catching.

Before Dr. Luji could speak, Mrs. Niu agreed on his behalf: "That must be done!"

"..."

Doctor Luji smiled reluctantly and nodded, hiding his hands under the table, rubbing his fingers against his trousers uneasily.Evidently he found it difficult.

Xu Lai didn't get involved in this mixed rainbow fart event. He absently glanced at the back of his hand, but was surprised to find that the scratch, which resembled a cat's paw, was still slightly swollen, with a faint redness in the middle, which looked like The new injury just added is almost the same as yesterday, and there is no sign of improvement at all.

Xu Lai frowned slightly.

But Director Luo officially started to preside over the mid-month regular meeting, and Xu Lai had no time to think about it.

The theme of today's exchange meeting revolves around the sideline business of raising chickens that Xu Lai started on a whim yesterday.Director Luo was impressed by watching Xu Lai raising chickens yesterday. In order to stimulate the economy of Zhongnandong, Director Luo called on the neighbors of Zhongnandong to start businesses.

Since both Xu Lai and widow A have chicken raising sidelines, Director Luo suggested that they form a learning mutual aid group to facilitate the exchange of chicken raising experience.

Other neighbors also had heated discussions about it.

Brother Niu said that his family can develop transportation. He loves pulling carts and hopes to use carts to subsidize his family;

Mr. Fu's smiling mask is always a smiling expression, and he holds his chin to express that he will carry out charity to the end;

The black bear spirit pointed out that he plows the scorched land every day to loosen the soil, and making the scorched land green again is his future direction;

Tang Siniang claims that she is engaged in the service industry, and the female group is the object she serves wholeheartedly;

……

The hyena weakly raised his hand and whispered that he could do all the dirty and messy work in Zhongnan Cave, including but not limited to draining the sewer;

Mr. Buting twisted the Buddhist beads in his hand, opened a pair of sharp eyes without warmth and said: "I want to sell information."

Hearing this, Xu Lie's heart trembled.

The monster neighbors present also all turned their eyes to Mr. Bulisten, most of them were very interested.

Li Gongbao, who sat closest to Mr. Bu Ting, scratched the neck of the black cat in his arms, and asked with interest, "What kind of information is Mr. Bu Ting selling?"

Mr. Bu Ting replied frankly: "I haven't thought about it yet. I just think that now is the era of information sharing, and selling information should be hot. My current main business is to provide sutra chanting, and I can also give bells, drums, rituals and music."

"Uh……"

The neighbors are clearly not interested in Mr. Bu Ting's main business.

Next it was Li Gongbao's turn. He picked up the indifferent black cat and tried to sell it cutely. He asked with a smile, "Does anyone want to pet a cat? I provide cloud cat raising or pet rental services."

The other monster neighbors are not interested in Li Gongbao's business, only Xu Lai is quite interested in masturbating cats, but the cat in Li Gongbao's arms is full of hostility towards Xu Lai, and Xu Lai has no way to do it if he wants to.

Xu Lala was also very puzzled, he was quite popular with small animals in reality, why even kittens were hostile to him in the world of monsters.

Mr. Fu is sitting in an elegant posture. Under the bright black gloves are a pair of slender white hands. He took off the gloves, rested his cheeks, and stroked the lip line of the smiling mask with his little finger. With a smile, he said objectively: "The pet industry There is indeed a market, but the most popular pets at the moment are vultures and humans, and many big monsters like to keep them. I really want to keep vultures, and it should help me a lot.”

Xu Lale:?

The hyena next to Mr. Fu also echoed in a low voice: "I like vultures too..."

Li Gongbao shook his head and said: "Vultures have a rancid smell, I still like humans."

Li Gongbao's camp was supported by Dr. Luji and Tang Siniang.

Mr. Fu tilted his head and smiled, and the smell of gunpowder was vaguely ignited: "Since the little genius doctor Lu said that he likes the human race, then I am more determined that I want to raise vultures, and I am offended."

The little genius doctor Luji was once again targeted by Mr. Fu for no reason. He touched the antlers in embarrassment, lowered his head to cover his face, and tried to stay away from the dispute.

Except for Mr. Bu Ting, who was single-minded in reciting Buddha's name, he didn't make a statement, and the other monsters were divided into two camps.

Mr. Fu, Hyena Spirit, Zhizhi Girl and Hei Dazhuang support Vulture;

Li Gongbao, Tang Siniang, Little Doctor Luji, Niu Ge Niu Sao and Widow A choose the human race.

There was also an instant debate on the pros and cons of humans and vultures.

For example, vultures are ugly, but humans are more beautiful;

Vultures are easy to feed, but humans are too precious;

Vultures smell bad, humans can take a bath;

Vultures are cool and sassy, ​​while humans are soft and cute;

Vultures like to eat carrion, which is too cruel, and humans can eat everything, which is even more cruel...

and many more.

The real human Xu Lai was shivering between the two camps.

The scene got out of control for a while.

Director Luo stood up to maintain order and couldn't change the topic, so he threw the question to Xu Lai, who asked, "Little comrade, vulture or human race, which one do you choose?"

Caught off guard by being named, Xu Lale's heart trembled again.When he gets nervous, he will subconsciously grab the nameplate on his chest, trying to use the cold nameplate to keep calm.

He hesitated: "Maybe, I will choose... Vulture, right?"

He subconsciously chose to distance himself from the human race.

"..."

A new round of debating contest started again, but the form was changed from a confrontation between the two camps to a competition between the two sides to persuade Xu Lai to win over.

But although it is a competition, the two sides are debating in comity.

The whole debate is accompanied by "you first, you first", "you're welcome, you're welcome", "offended, offended"... and other auxiliary polite words that are humble and courteous. Definitions can be accommodated to the greatest extent in Zhongnan Cave.

In Zhongnandong, I always apologize for any disagreement.

In short, the atmosphere at the scene was weird and harmonious.

Brother Niu and Sister Niu, who focus on participating in the Buddhist sect, were happy to watch the excitement. Director Luo came out to smooth things over: "Zhongnandong has always supported freedom of speech and freedom of choice, everyone, stop arguing."

The other neighbors present all set their sights on Director Luo and Xu Lai sitting next to him.

Mr. Fu held his chin and said with a smile in his lazy voice, "I never thought that Mr. Lai would also like vultures. We really hit it off. I will definitely make a special gift for you in advance when I go back."

Xu Lala was flustered at first, but when he saw the pale smiling mask on the face of Mr. Fu who was sitting diagonally opposite, he became even more flustered, as if a gust of cold wind was blowing through his bones, he uncomfortably hid his hands in his sleeves and held into a fist.

At the end of the debate, the neighbors sincerely apologized to the opposing debaters sitting next to each other, hoping that this debate with different positions would not affect the relationship between the neighbors, and even started chatting about family affairs, meeting to eat grass and catch insects together Wait for leisure and entertainment activities.

"..."

at this time.

Director Luo suddenly said: "I seem to smell a strange smell of water."

Xu Lala didn't understand:?

Director Luo turned his head to look at Xu Lai, and his two leaf-shaped nostrils twitched twice.

Xu Lai had goosebumps all over his body for no reason.

Director Luo looked at Xu Lai and said, "It seems to emanate from you, comrade since childhood."

Xu Lale:?

Director Luo stretched his neck, and moved the protruding mouth and snub nose a few inches towards Xu Lala. Xu Lala held his breath and backed away three feet.

But camels have a keen sense of smell and are naturally sensitive to water sources.

The other neighbors were deeply convinced, and followed Director Luo to look at Xu Lai.

Xu Lai suddenly became the focus of the audience. The eyes of the monster neighbors were as kind as usual, but Xu Lai was stared at by them, making cold sweat break out all over his body.

The carnivores with a keen sense of smell also fluttered their noses, trying to catch any unusual smell in the air.

Xu Lala's nerves were tense, and the tip of his hair was wet with thin sweat, tightly pressed against his forehead.His five senses' perception of the surrounding environment was infinitely magnified, so that the little doctor Lu Ji put his hand gently on his arm, which made him shiver violently.

Dr. Luji shook Xu Lala's arm and called repeatedly: "Mr. Lala, Mr. Lala..."

Xu Lai was shocked suddenly, regained his senses, turned his head to look at Dr. Luji, and saw Dr. Luji frowning tightly in worry, pointing to his stomach in a flustered expression, and said: "Your clothes... ..."

The little genius doctor spoke softly with a trill.

Xu Lala looked down anxiously——

There was a palm-sized water stain on his school uniform jacket, and the water stain was still spreading downwards.

What was even more frightening was that there seemed to be some living creature writhing inside the clothes, pushing up and down against the folds of the school uniform jacket.Xu Lala opened his eyes wide and looked again, it seemed that he was just hallucinating just now, and the clothes just fluctuated with his breathing as usual.

Xu Lala's pupils trembled, and his whole body was stiff. He thought it was an imbalance in the process of inhibiting and stimulating the brain nerves caused by excessive tension. The body's hands and feet were instinctively cold, and he even had hallucinations.

But he held his breath and concentrated his attention only to realize that the bone-chilling chill really came from his stomach...

Xu Lala's mind was empty, he froze in place at a loss, and instinctively wanted to deny the thoughts that were not good for him.

Mrs. Niu, who was sitting closer to Xu Lai, pushed away her chair and hurriedly got up and ran over to see what happened. The other monsters were also fidgeting in their seats, chatting nervously in low voices.

Until Mrs. Niu stretched out her hand to touch Xu Lala's belly, and then retracted her hand like an electric shock, she immediately exclaimed, and her loud and high-pitched voice pierced the whole room: "You are going to give birth, right?!!"

Xu Lala took a sharp breath, his back stiffly pressed against the back of the chair, unable to refute at all.

The atmosphere froze instantly.

There was silence in the house.

Xu Lala was shocked, and the other monster neighbors present were also shocked!

Brother Niu rushed over at the first moment, and hurriedly pulled the half-squatting Aunt Niu away. He turned his head and waved to the other monster neighbors, saying, "Let's retreat quickly!"

It is rumored that Shitou Jing's birthing scene ended with a big explosion. In order to avoid harming innocent people, the [-]-year plan for the evacuation of Zhongnandong residents was forced to advance without warning before the rehearsal.