me and my monster neighbor
Chapter 20
Brother Niu waved his arms, and the dazed monster neighbors seemed to have regained their backbone, and they still had time to pay attention to civilization and courtesy, advocating that the old, young, sick and disabled women go first.
All the neighbors evacuated the scene in an orderly manner. When they passed by Xu Lai, they also tacitly offered their blessings to Xu Lai one by one: "I wish you a smooth birth."
The expressions of the neighbors are similar, with a bit of encouragement in their sincere eyes.
However, when Xu Lala thought that the monsters who sent him threatening letters were also mixed in, he shuddered.
In addition, Xu Lai was so frightened by the stone egg that he wanted to cry, and his emotions almost lost control.
His hands were clutching the hem of the school uniform, his fingers were trembling, and there was a dangerous thing hidden next to his body. The unknown fear pulled his weak nerves, and he really wanted to take out the stone egg in his stomach and throw it away immediately. But how was he going to explain it to a room full of monster neighbors?
He had to bite the bullet and act in front of the monster who knew he was human.
Xu Lala had difficulty breathing, every second was suffering, and he wanted to give up on himself several times.
He was so nervous that his hands and feet curled up, his brain was hot, and he couldn't think at all.
How many lies Xu Lela has told and how many days he has been born with this stone egg, how desperate he is now.
No one was making any noise at the scene, and the only people who could communicate with each other were Director Luo and Little Doctor Luji.
Director Luo didn't ask Little Doctor Luji to stay to save people, but asked him to help carry the phone and desktop computer.After all, the communication between Zhongnan Cave and the outside world can only rely on this landline, and Director Luo has a heavy responsibility to report to the Ovary Conservation Association that Xu Lai has entered the production period ahead of schedule.
Hearing this, Xu Lai, who was on the verge of emotional breakdown, felt as if he had been hit by a blow, and he became sober in an instant.
If the news of his laying eggs is known to the members of the Ovary Protection Association, he will face the desperate situation of being arranged to go on blind dates with various big monsters——
The big TGM monster with homosexual fetish...
Big TGM monster who loves BDSM...
Invite him to attack the pregnant androgynous Ovary white jade snail essence...
There is also the Demon King Army of the Wanyao Palace who commits all kinds of evil and is so conscientious that the little monsters are frightened by the news...
……
At that time, it will no longer be a question of whether he will die, but how painful, desperate, and miserable he will die.
Xu Lie made a decision almost instantly.
Enduring the trembling fear all over his body, he lifted the stone egg from the "belly pocket" wrapped in bandages through his clothes.
The other monster neighbors have already left the scene one after another, only director Luo and Dr. Lu Ji who just unplugged the phone and computer are left in the house.
The landline was placed on top of the computer, and they hurriedly lifted up the old-fashioned desktop computer together. Just as they were about to move towards the door, they saw Xu Lai standing up with his pale lips covering his stomach with a livid face.
At the same time, only a "bang" was heard——
Director Luo was frightened out of his body by the abnormal noise. He trembled from the soles of his feet to his lips, and two balls of white foam were squeezed out from the corners of his mouth.
Desktop computers and landline phones were shaken to the ground, and they fell to the ground with a bang.
Director Luo didn't have time to take care of the computer and phone calls, but little doctor Luji didn't care.
Doctor Luji's dynamic vision is excellent, and at that moment just now, he captured an oval object rolling from under Xu Lala's body and falling to the ground!
He widened his round deer eyes, held his breath and waited for a while, but when he saw no more movement, he asked, "La La, Mr. La La... have you laid the egg yet?"
Xu Lae's slightly convex belly has become flat.
Xu Lala answered inadvertently, his nerves still stretched into a string, and he looked at the stone egg on the ground with horror—the back of the stone egg, which had been slightly dented by the bubbles of the Jiutianhe Spring for many years, was rapidly "booming" at a speed visible to the naked eye. stand up.
It is comparable to a special effect advertisement of collagen.
Xu Lala's face turned pale. Now that he saw it with his own eyes, he was finally sure that this stone egg was really a living thing.Thinking of how he had been with this stone egg for so many days, he couldn't help feeling sick.
Director Luo and Dr. Luji finally recovered from their nervousness. They hurried to the side of Xu Lai. Director Luo wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly: "Little, little comrade! Congratulations on successfully removing the stone. The egg is born!"
Although this birth scene is more energy-saving and environmentally friendly than what they imagined...but at least it was born!
Without the need for a lot of popular science, Director Luo has already taken the initiative to make up a reasonable explanation: it should be that the vital signs of premature babies are weak, so the power of the explosion will be reduced accordingly!And the stone egg was born 99 years prematurely, so its power must be 99 times smaller.
Director Luo stroked his chest and let out a sigh of relief, thankful that he was not buried at the scene of Shi Shijing's birth.
The little doctor Lu Ji looked at the stone egg that was two meters away from Xu Lala's feet, and then looked back at Xu Lala who was frozen in place. He couldn't help asking in a low voice, "Mr. Lala...won't you hug me?" Is it?"
"..."
Xu Lai was still in shock, but he had to cooperate with the monster neighbor to continue to stage a family drama of deep love between mother and child.
However, Xu Lai's neck was deeply strangled by the fear of stone eggs deep in his heart. Even if he wanted to take a step forward, his legs were as heavy as lead.
His lips were pale, and his forehead and neck were covered with a thin layer of sweat. He simply leaned on the back of the chair and slumped on the ground, panting heavily: "...I have no strength."
Pregnant women consume a lot of vitality during childbirth, which is common sense in the animal kingdom.
Seeing Xu Lai's weak appearance, the little doctor Lu Ji expressed his understanding and distress.
So, instead of Xu Lai, he stepped forward, carefully padded the cuff of his knitted sweater to his palm, gently picked up the stone egg, turned around and put it into Xu Lai's arms.
Xu Lale: "..."
Xu Lala was forced to hold the stone egg, his whole body was stiff, and he clearly heard the urgent heartbeat in his chest, and...
A faint grinding sound from the stone egg.
Until there was a "click", a tiny crack appeared on the top of the stone egg.
Director Luo and the little genius doctor Luji immediately stepped back in panic.
Xu Lala was also very scared, but he had no choice but to retreat.
Then, with this crack as the center again, the horizontal lightning quickly crawled and shuttled to both sides, and finally converged at a point on the back of the stone egg.
Surrounded by this circle of broken cracks, it was resisted by something, and then slowly pushed upwards.
Xu Lai was so nervous that he held his breath.
I saw a small black shiny head protruding from the stone egg with the small piece of eggshell on it.
From the head to the back of the neck, it has sharp edges and corners, and the whole body is jet black. Ujin's scales are almost integrated with the body, and the whole head is smaller than Xu Lala's fist.
Its eyes were tightly glued together like a newborn, and it closed its eyes, opened its mouth and yawned several times.
The little guy stretched out a fleshy little tongue to lick the remaining liquid on the eggshell.
Its tongue is pink and tender cherry blossom color, the shape of the tongue is also like a cherry blossom petal, and there is a notch on the tip of the tongue.
After stretching, it seemed to smell Xu Lai's scent, turned its head to Xu Lai's side, and made a soft milky sound in its throat, and then began to crawl outside with the eggshell on its head, trying to Get close to Xu Lai.
However, just as it struggled to protrude a small part of its neck—it was stuck by the gap in the eggshell.
Hearing the writhing sound from the wall of the eggshell, and the sound of the liquid twitching with the body, one can imagine that the little thing whose neck is stuck by the hole in the eggshell is struggling hard, trying to It got out of the eggshell, and after ten seconds of unremitting persistence, it suddenly gave up its strength as if it was too lazy to move. At the same time, its whole body sank suddenly, and its small head disappeared together. In the stone egg, the eggshell lid also "clicked" to seal the gap again.
Xu Lala's heart tightened, and he was a little worried that it would hurt if it fell.
"..."
Xu Lala held the stone egg in both hands, and stared at the veritable egg for a while with his head down. His intuition told him that this little thing was not aggressive towards him.
Xu Lala unconsciously moved his thumb, caressing the surface of the eggshell.
Xu Lala finally calmed down after being anxious all morning.
However, Director Luo and Doctor Lu Ji who were standing next to him were not at peace.
Director Luo's small round sunglasses almost fell down to his nose. He hunched over, rubbed his hands, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Little comrade..."
Xu Lie looked up at him blankly.
Director Luo smiled apologetically and said, "...the egg that hatched seems to be a snake, right?"
"..."
Xu Lala's dull eyes on Director Luo froze on the spot.
——Xu Lala's previous lie that he was self-introduced and conceived was self-defeating.
Just at this moment, the voices of other neighbors sounded outside the door.
Neighbors who left the scene to take refuge in an orderly manner waited outside for Director Luo and the little genius doctor Lu to come out, and then heard three "bang bang bang" sounds, although this sound was not as loud as they expected. The egg blasting site was more than a million times smaller, but they guessed that Xu Lai had successfully laid eggs, and the large team turned back halfway.
Mrs. Niu and Tang Siniang rushed to the front of the group, and Brother Niu followed closely behind, and other neighbors also rushed back one after another. What they saw was Xu Lai sitting on the ground with a stone egg in his arms with a blank expression.
On the side, Director Luo and Doctor Luji also had strange expressions.
The neighbors were all nervous, and swallowed all the congratulations on their lips, guessing that Xu Lai's fetus must be lost, after all, she was born prematurely for 99 years...
In the past, a Niu wife gave birth to a stillborn child, and later, a weaving girl conceived dozens of fetuses and all died in battle. Almost all the neighbors agreed that Xu Lai was also doomed.
Aunt Niu even covered her mouth, as if thinking of the scene of her stillbirth that year.
Unwilling to accept the reality, Tang Siniang tugged at the hem of Dr. Luji's clothes, and asked in a trembling voice, "He... died again?"
The little doctor Luji replied in a low voice, "It's alive."
Tang Siniang was even more surprised when she heard this: "...then why don't you all seem happy?"
The little doctor Luji covered his mouth and said: "...the stone egg should have hatched a little stone spirit, but instead it hatched a little black snake."
?
Tang Siniang tilted her head to express her puzzlement.
The neighbors who were eavesdropping on the two of them whispering in the back also looked puzzled.
There was a long silence.
When the unresponsive neighbors grasped the problem, it was another shock!
Tang Siniang rushed forward and asked excitedly, "Who is it! Who is the child's father!!!"
——Which daring male dared to defile her prospective successor?
All the neighbors evacuated the scene in an orderly manner. When they passed by Xu Lai, they also tacitly offered their blessings to Xu Lai one by one: "I wish you a smooth birth."
The expressions of the neighbors are similar, with a bit of encouragement in their sincere eyes.
However, when Xu Lala thought that the monsters who sent him threatening letters were also mixed in, he shuddered.
In addition, Xu Lai was so frightened by the stone egg that he wanted to cry, and his emotions almost lost control.
His hands were clutching the hem of the school uniform, his fingers were trembling, and there was a dangerous thing hidden next to his body. The unknown fear pulled his weak nerves, and he really wanted to take out the stone egg in his stomach and throw it away immediately. But how was he going to explain it to a room full of monster neighbors?
He had to bite the bullet and act in front of the monster who knew he was human.
Xu Lala had difficulty breathing, every second was suffering, and he wanted to give up on himself several times.
He was so nervous that his hands and feet curled up, his brain was hot, and he couldn't think at all.
How many lies Xu Lela has told and how many days he has been born with this stone egg, how desperate he is now.
No one was making any noise at the scene, and the only people who could communicate with each other were Director Luo and Little Doctor Luji.
Director Luo didn't ask Little Doctor Luji to stay to save people, but asked him to help carry the phone and desktop computer.After all, the communication between Zhongnan Cave and the outside world can only rely on this landline, and Director Luo has a heavy responsibility to report to the Ovary Conservation Association that Xu Lai has entered the production period ahead of schedule.
Hearing this, Xu Lai, who was on the verge of emotional breakdown, felt as if he had been hit by a blow, and he became sober in an instant.
If the news of his laying eggs is known to the members of the Ovary Protection Association, he will face the desperate situation of being arranged to go on blind dates with various big monsters——
The big TGM monster with homosexual fetish...
Big TGM monster who loves BDSM...
Invite him to attack the pregnant androgynous Ovary white jade snail essence...
There is also the Demon King Army of the Wanyao Palace who commits all kinds of evil and is so conscientious that the little monsters are frightened by the news...
……
At that time, it will no longer be a question of whether he will die, but how painful, desperate, and miserable he will die.
Xu Lie made a decision almost instantly.
Enduring the trembling fear all over his body, he lifted the stone egg from the "belly pocket" wrapped in bandages through his clothes.
The other monster neighbors have already left the scene one after another, only director Luo and Dr. Lu Ji who just unplugged the phone and computer are left in the house.
The landline was placed on top of the computer, and they hurriedly lifted up the old-fashioned desktop computer together. Just as they were about to move towards the door, they saw Xu Lai standing up with his pale lips covering his stomach with a livid face.
At the same time, only a "bang" was heard——
Director Luo was frightened out of his body by the abnormal noise. He trembled from the soles of his feet to his lips, and two balls of white foam were squeezed out from the corners of his mouth.
Desktop computers and landline phones were shaken to the ground, and they fell to the ground with a bang.
Director Luo didn't have time to take care of the computer and phone calls, but little doctor Luji didn't care.
Doctor Luji's dynamic vision is excellent, and at that moment just now, he captured an oval object rolling from under Xu Lala's body and falling to the ground!
He widened his round deer eyes, held his breath and waited for a while, but when he saw no more movement, he asked, "La La, Mr. La La... have you laid the egg yet?"
Xu Lae's slightly convex belly has become flat.
Xu Lala answered inadvertently, his nerves still stretched into a string, and he looked at the stone egg on the ground with horror—the back of the stone egg, which had been slightly dented by the bubbles of the Jiutianhe Spring for many years, was rapidly "booming" at a speed visible to the naked eye. stand up.
It is comparable to a special effect advertisement of collagen.
Xu Lala's face turned pale. Now that he saw it with his own eyes, he was finally sure that this stone egg was really a living thing.Thinking of how he had been with this stone egg for so many days, he couldn't help feeling sick.
Director Luo and Dr. Luji finally recovered from their nervousness. They hurried to the side of Xu Lai. Director Luo wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly: "Little, little comrade! Congratulations on successfully removing the stone. The egg is born!"
Although this birth scene is more energy-saving and environmentally friendly than what they imagined...but at least it was born!
Without the need for a lot of popular science, Director Luo has already taken the initiative to make up a reasonable explanation: it should be that the vital signs of premature babies are weak, so the power of the explosion will be reduced accordingly!And the stone egg was born 99 years prematurely, so its power must be 99 times smaller.
Director Luo stroked his chest and let out a sigh of relief, thankful that he was not buried at the scene of Shi Shijing's birth.
The little doctor Lu Ji looked at the stone egg that was two meters away from Xu Lala's feet, and then looked back at Xu Lala who was frozen in place. He couldn't help asking in a low voice, "Mr. Lala...won't you hug me?" Is it?"
"..."
Xu Lai was still in shock, but he had to cooperate with the monster neighbor to continue to stage a family drama of deep love between mother and child.
However, Xu Lai's neck was deeply strangled by the fear of stone eggs deep in his heart. Even if he wanted to take a step forward, his legs were as heavy as lead.
His lips were pale, and his forehead and neck were covered with a thin layer of sweat. He simply leaned on the back of the chair and slumped on the ground, panting heavily: "...I have no strength."
Pregnant women consume a lot of vitality during childbirth, which is common sense in the animal kingdom.
Seeing Xu Lai's weak appearance, the little doctor Lu Ji expressed his understanding and distress.
So, instead of Xu Lai, he stepped forward, carefully padded the cuff of his knitted sweater to his palm, gently picked up the stone egg, turned around and put it into Xu Lai's arms.
Xu Lale: "..."
Xu Lala was forced to hold the stone egg, his whole body was stiff, and he clearly heard the urgent heartbeat in his chest, and...
A faint grinding sound from the stone egg.
Until there was a "click", a tiny crack appeared on the top of the stone egg.
Director Luo and the little genius doctor Luji immediately stepped back in panic.
Xu Lala was also very scared, but he had no choice but to retreat.
Then, with this crack as the center again, the horizontal lightning quickly crawled and shuttled to both sides, and finally converged at a point on the back of the stone egg.
Surrounded by this circle of broken cracks, it was resisted by something, and then slowly pushed upwards.
Xu Lai was so nervous that he held his breath.
I saw a small black shiny head protruding from the stone egg with the small piece of eggshell on it.
From the head to the back of the neck, it has sharp edges and corners, and the whole body is jet black. Ujin's scales are almost integrated with the body, and the whole head is smaller than Xu Lala's fist.
Its eyes were tightly glued together like a newborn, and it closed its eyes, opened its mouth and yawned several times.
The little guy stretched out a fleshy little tongue to lick the remaining liquid on the eggshell.
Its tongue is pink and tender cherry blossom color, the shape of the tongue is also like a cherry blossom petal, and there is a notch on the tip of the tongue.
After stretching, it seemed to smell Xu Lai's scent, turned its head to Xu Lai's side, and made a soft milky sound in its throat, and then began to crawl outside with the eggshell on its head, trying to Get close to Xu Lai.
However, just as it struggled to protrude a small part of its neck—it was stuck by the gap in the eggshell.
Hearing the writhing sound from the wall of the eggshell, and the sound of the liquid twitching with the body, one can imagine that the little thing whose neck is stuck by the hole in the eggshell is struggling hard, trying to It got out of the eggshell, and after ten seconds of unremitting persistence, it suddenly gave up its strength as if it was too lazy to move. At the same time, its whole body sank suddenly, and its small head disappeared together. In the stone egg, the eggshell lid also "clicked" to seal the gap again.
Xu Lala's heart tightened, and he was a little worried that it would hurt if it fell.
"..."
Xu Lala held the stone egg in both hands, and stared at the veritable egg for a while with his head down. His intuition told him that this little thing was not aggressive towards him.
Xu Lala unconsciously moved his thumb, caressing the surface of the eggshell.
Xu Lala finally calmed down after being anxious all morning.
However, Director Luo and Doctor Lu Ji who were standing next to him were not at peace.
Director Luo's small round sunglasses almost fell down to his nose. He hunched over, rubbed his hands, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Little comrade..."
Xu Lie looked up at him blankly.
Director Luo smiled apologetically and said, "...the egg that hatched seems to be a snake, right?"
"..."
Xu Lala's dull eyes on Director Luo froze on the spot.
——Xu Lala's previous lie that he was self-introduced and conceived was self-defeating.
Just at this moment, the voices of other neighbors sounded outside the door.
Neighbors who left the scene to take refuge in an orderly manner waited outside for Director Luo and the little genius doctor Lu to come out, and then heard three "bang bang bang" sounds, although this sound was not as loud as they expected. The egg blasting site was more than a million times smaller, but they guessed that Xu Lai had successfully laid eggs, and the large team turned back halfway.
Mrs. Niu and Tang Siniang rushed to the front of the group, and Brother Niu followed closely behind, and other neighbors also rushed back one after another. What they saw was Xu Lai sitting on the ground with a stone egg in his arms with a blank expression.
On the side, Director Luo and Doctor Luji also had strange expressions.
The neighbors were all nervous, and swallowed all the congratulations on their lips, guessing that Xu Lai's fetus must be lost, after all, she was born prematurely for 99 years...
In the past, a Niu wife gave birth to a stillborn child, and later, a weaving girl conceived dozens of fetuses and all died in battle. Almost all the neighbors agreed that Xu Lai was also doomed.
Aunt Niu even covered her mouth, as if thinking of the scene of her stillbirth that year.
Unwilling to accept the reality, Tang Siniang tugged at the hem of Dr. Luji's clothes, and asked in a trembling voice, "He... died again?"
The little doctor Luji replied in a low voice, "It's alive."
Tang Siniang was even more surprised when she heard this: "...then why don't you all seem happy?"
The little doctor Luji covered his mouth and said: "...the stone egg should have hatched a little stone spirit, but instead it hatched a little black snake."
?
Tang Siniang tilted her head to express her puzzlement.
The neighbors who were eavesdropping on the two of them whispering in the back also looked puzzled.
There was a long silence.
When the unresponsive neighbors grasped the problem, it was another shock!
Tang Siniang rushed forward and asked excitedly, "Who is it! Who is the child's father!!!"
——Which daring male dared to defile her prospective successor?
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