The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
My name is Ai Yu, my first name is Ai Yu, and my nickname is Xiaoyuer. To be honest, I don’t like this name very much. It makes me feel that I am a little fish, wandering alone in the depths of the sea, passing by mountains, passing by Trench, small flowers and grass passing by the bottom of the sea??????? Stop, that's too scary, I don't want to become a monster!I don't want to be made into fish soup! !I want to be human! ! !Be an upright person! ! ! ! !
But I can't beat Daddy, so I don't have the right to name myself.But Daddy promised me that if I could defeat him one day, he would change my name.So I lived with this name for a long time, until one day I found out that I could change my own name without my father’s consent, but by then it was too late, and everyone already knew my name and name. Nickname, can't be changed.
I am not actually a person here, why does such a thing happen?This has to mention the previous life in my deep memory. In my previous life, I lived in a place called "Earth". When I was growing up, the orphanage didn't have much money to buy us snacks.
So I followed Uncle Qian, the chef in the orphanage all day long, and worked hard to learn his culinary skills. As a result, the best is better than the best. Later, Uncle Qian will learn from me in turn. I am very happy, but there are unpredictable things. As luck would have it, one day I was coming home from school when a car came round a corner.I couldn't dodge it and was hit.
After waking up again, I live here. According to my observation, many places in this world are different from before. There are no planes, tanks, cars, and even TVs! ! !This is how a person who likes to watch TV and movies live!I burst into tears, tears streaming down my face.
After crying, I observed again, and found many different places, for example, the people here have no clothes on them, bah bah bah, no, the people here are not wearing clothes, oops, wrong again Oh, I have never seen the clothes worn by the people here! ——I’ve only seen it on TV, it’s like ancient robes and mandarin jackets, but I’ve been here for so long, and I’ve only seen Daddy alone. Whether it’s like this in other places remains to be explored.
Such a situation made me secretly happy. To be honest, like many modern boys, I have an ancient martial arts complex in my heart!Just think about it, fighting with swords in the rivers and lakes, how free and unrestrained, how happy it is!I was secretly happy, practicing climbing every day, babbling all day long, I just want to grow up quickly, and then I can tell my father in this life that I want to practice martial arts and ask him to invite an expert to come back.
However, this hope turned into despair when I was 5 years old!
When I was 5 years old, that guy would just hug me around all day long, feed me a lot of candies full of medicine, and soak me in strange concoctions, what's more, he often made me cry Unknown father—don't doubt, I really didn't know what my father's name was.He gave me a jade slip, guided me to use my spiritual sense to penetrate inside, and when he introduced me what this thing is, woo woo woo, my world collapsed!This is a world of cultivating immortals, not the world of rivers and lakes I imagined.My swordsman Jianghu, my joyful grievances, my martial arts dream, woo woo woo, they are all gone!
Seeing me crying sadly, my father couldn't figure it out, so he had to coax me in a low voice, and even brought me my favorite, sweet and fragrant candy that I had only eaten a few times.I grabbed the candy, wiped my tears, put the candy in my mouth, and vaguely described my Jianghu dream to my father.
After Dad listened to it, he stayed for a long time, as if he couldn't understand my dream.Is this hard to understand?I am confused, is daddy more stupid than me?This is terrible, something big happened, daddy is stupid! ! !
"Bang" Daddy's big hand came into close contact with my forehead. I covered my head and looked at Daddy puzzled. Daddy said in a very gentle and gentle tone: "My little fish, wherever there are people, there will be people." Jianghu, where there are rivers and lakes, there will be excitement, and where there is excitement, there will be theater, haven't these fathers taught you?"
I wanted to shake my head honestly, but after seeing the familiar gesture of flicking fingers made by my father, I nodded against my conscience.Dad was satisfied, so he explained this world to me very happily, so I knew that I came to a world of cultivating immortals, this world respects the strong, there are monsters, monsters, and strange beasts????? ?
Of course, the most important thing is the main body here. There are thousands of cultivators like Daddy. The world of cultivators is called "Cultivation World". It was originally called "Cultivation Realm", but tens of thousands of years ago there was a great supernatural I don’t know which tendon twitched, and changed the name of "Cultivation World" to "Cultivation World". According to his words, it means cultivating immortals and cultivating immortals. If you practice, you will become an immortal. You can simply call it "Cultivation World". It is vivid and specific. When others hear it Just know what your purpose is.
Originally, everyone disagreed, so why should a name that has been called for 10,000+ years need to be changed?Want to change what you took?At the very least, it should be discussed at a meeting by the top ten decent sects in the cultivation world, and then voted by the masses of cultivators. After arguing for more than ten or twenty years, why should I listen to you?
Everyone's words are also reasonable. Such a big matter should not be hastily decided. Changing the name involves all aspects of the problem. There are so many jade slips in the cultivation world, what a huge workload!
While everyone was arguing endlessly, our protagonist, the monk with great supernatural powers, actually survived the catastrophe and ascended!This is terrible. You must know that no one has ascended in the cultivation world for nearly 1000 years. Ascension in the daytime is everyone's dream!
As a result, the value of the great man's residence, places he went, and used items doubled, and everyone wanted to rub his luck.The charm of idols is endless. Since then, the name "Cultivation World" has become popular in the "Cultivation World", and the name "Cultivation World" has been gradually banned.Not to mention, since changing a name, those who have successfully ascended have been soaring upwards, almost breaking through the gate of the fairy world, so from then on, "Cultivation of Immortals" has established his unique position.
Daddy said that there are eight realms in the realm of cultivating immortals, which are divided into Qi training, foundation building, alchemy formation, Yuanying, transformation of gods, emptiness refining, Mahayana and the final tribulation.The first seven realms are divided into upper, middle and lower realms, so each realm has two small bottlenecks and one big bottleneck. Only by comprehension can we pass through it safely. If there is no comprehension, then there is a possibility of exploding and dying Therefore, the world of cultivating immortals has always been to advance in cultivation and to advance in state of mind.
I asked Dad what is enlightenment, and Dad gave me a very irresponsible statement, he said: "Enlightenment is what you think." Seeing my puzzled eyes, Dad further explained, "Simply speaking, it is your perception of the world. The view of all things, such as why the mountain is so high, why is the water so blue, why doesn't that grass bloom??????"
I still have black lines all over my head, but I think it’s better not to ask, and think about it for myself in the future. Fortunately, Daddy only has me as a son, otherwise it would really delay Daddy’s children. I hope Daddy will not accept any apprentices in the future, otherwise I am the one who suffers.Why do you say that, just in case those disciples don’t understand, they all come to ask me what to do?
But I couldn't help asking curiously: "Then dad, what state am I in now?"
Dad kindly answered me, "You were born with a mid-stage qi training, and I have fed you a lot of miraculous medicines over the years, so your current cultivation is at the late stage of qi training, and you will be able to build a foundation soon."
I asked again: "Then what period are you, Dad?"
Dad showed a very mysterious smile, "300 years ago, I entered the refining period."
Alchemy?I wrenched my fingers, established the foundation, formed the pill, and created the Nascent Soul...
Oh my god, why is there such a difference between me and dad?
Uh, no, daddy was in the refining period 300 years ago, so I am afraid that he is already in the Mahayana period now!That would not be the difference between heaven and earth, but the difference between the earth and the moon!Thinking of this, I asked without any hope: "Then Dad must be about to reach the Mahayana period now."
Dad paused, smiled mysteriously, and said nothing.
3. My father...
After talking about me, it’s my dad’s turn. In fact, I wanted to call him dad, but he said calling him dad was weird. He asked me to call him dad. I didn’t know until a long time later that he didn’t understand what dad meant. , He wanted to save face and refused to ask me, so he asked me to call him Daddy.
My father is male, and he is 210 years old this year.Let me say something secretly, I am deeply skeptical about this, have you ever seen an old monster who has lived for thousands of years and looks like a promising young man in his 20s?Doesn't the immortal who has succeeded in cultivation have a lot of eyebrows and beards, and they are all white, don't you believe it?Just look at Taishang Laojun and you will know.Dad doesn't even type a draft when he tells a lie. This kind of lie can only fool a three-year-old child, but it can't fool me. I am seven years old this year! !But I am a filial and good boy, and I will not expose him because of the painstaking efforts of my father to 'pretend' to remember his age after thinking for a long time.
My father’s name is Ai Qin (to be honest, I still don’t understand how to pronounce the word ‘欱’, and there is no such thing as ‘Xinhua Dictionary’ or ‘Modern Chinese Dictionary’ in this world, so I have no place to look it up. Every time I ask Daddy will get one of his improved Flick of Fingers, which is also called 'Education of Love').
Dad doesn't have a nickname, but it's also possible that dad didn't tell me and hid it secretly, for fear of losing face or something. If someone asks me what my name is, I don't want to tell him my nickname. How embarrassing it would be.What about 'little fish'? If people misunderstand that I am a little fish demon, it will be miserable if I am caught and stewed for soup.However, the name is not good, Ai Yu, love fish, it seems that I love fish very much, um, it seems that I really love fish.
It's decided, clench your little fists, and the first thing you will do when you see daddy's daddy in the future is to ask him what his daddy's nickname is!It is said, of course, according to Daddy that his Daddy is still alive and at ease in the fairy world, and we will meet one day.
Originally, I didn’t know what my father’s name was. I also asked him, but he kept refusing to tell me. Later, I pushed him into a hurry and made a promise that if I surpassed him in any skill, he would tell me his name. .
So I studied hard and thought hard, but with my five-year-old physical age and 20-year-old mental age, how can I compare to my father, an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, in terms of knowledge and talent?So I thought hard for a full 420 eight days and nights, starting from alchemy and refining equipment, then compared progress and knowledge, and then compared heresy?????? But how can I, a half-assed hearsay, compare with my father's personal experience? What about the old monster you saw?There is no doubt that I lost again.
Then one day during the meal time, I flickered a light bulb and came up with an amazing idea-better than cooking!
Speaking of this, I have to mention the place where we live. According to my father, I am a newborn born of "Baby Bearing Fruit", and the atmosphere of the world will affect my foundation, so he brought me here to live in seclusion .
So what is "baby fruit"?Daddy also said that after reaching a certain stage of cultivation, the essence and blood can be separated and injected into the world's rare treasures to bear fruit, and the essence and blood will be cultivated every month. Because it is born against the sky, it will experience a catastrophe after seventy-seven and 49 months of cultivation. I was born ninety-nine and 81 days after the catastrophe.This is a gift from heaven, specially for those ??????.
Dad is so bad, so I won't talk about it here, even if I beg in every possible way, I won't answer me.So I came to the conclusion that the following must not be a good word, at least for Dad!Decided, after going out, I must find an opportunity to ask others about "baby bearing fruit", in order to avenge my father's usual teasing!
We live in the "Guiyuan Valley" inside the "Guiyuan Mountain" on the "Guiyuan Star".Because I can't see people (hmph, I seem to be ashamed), every few months my father will go down the mountain to bring me some vulgar things, such as clothes, pastries, and some meals, all in a box In the Qiankun bag, this Qiankun bag, no, all the Qiankun bags are very magical. The things put in are still and will not be damaged. The food is always hot when taken out, and it can be eaten directly.
At first, I was the only one who ate, and my dad had already fasted, so he didn’t need to eat anything, but then I saw how delicious I was eating——Daddy’s words.Wrong!I'm just so hungry, I'm gobbling it up, why do you always miss the meal time to take out the food!
But it doesn't matter anymore, those miserable days have passed, but since then, daddy likes to grab my food, he will grab whatever I eat, woo woo woo, poor me, everything I eat It's what I don't like.
According to what Dad said, we are living in seclusion, but I doubt the word "seclusion" he said. of the gate?An unknown trap comparable to a nuclear bomb was set up outside, so that I didn't dare to go out of the room until I was 4 years old. I was afraid that my father would also set up an unknown trap in the valley, which would easily end my life.
Therefore, after my speculation and verification comparable to Sherlock Holmes, I came to the indisputable fact that my father was avoiding an enemy, because for some reason, my father provoked a terrible enemy, so my father ran to this place The "Gui Yuan Xing" of the old man hid.Uh, it's very possible, combined with my father's "care" for me on weekdays, I have further deepened my conclusion - I was snatched by my father, and my father's enemy is my real father!Dad couldn't beat him, so he took his son away, taught him martial arts, and then let them fight each other!
Incredible!Dad, you can't do this!Crying and crying, I ran to find my father in the gazebo in the garden, told him this "amazing" conclusion, and by the way persuaded him that it is better to get rid of the enemy and not end it, and return me as soon as possible, so that the enemy does not become an enemy. Of course, I will also speak good words for him of.
Familiar veins popped up on Dad's face again, jumping up and down, he muttered something like "transgenerational inheritance", and then used the improved version of snap fingers to give me "education of love", I covered my head bag, looked at him with tears in his eyes, and tried his best to aggrieve him.
Daddy sighed, and took out the Canghaimingyue fan, which he never left, and shook it, "After all, you just don't believe that you came out of the 'Baby Fruit', right?"
Dad really understands me, he knows that I have never believed that I was 'planted', it's not that I want to doubt what he said, but that this is too ridiculous, right?Isn't it in those fangirl novels in the previous life that men give birth to children?How can this be?It doesn't fit Darwin's theory of evolution at all.
Dad was silent for a while, then sighed again, and said with regret, "Why didn't I have so many problems when I was a child?" After speaking, he threw me a piece of jade called 'Ten Thousand Unsolved Mysteries in the World of Immortal Cultivation'. Jane, "Take it and read it. I thought I'd show it to you when you're older and have your own ideas. Since you've mentioned it, let's take it and read it." Then I threw it to me again. A pile of jade slips glowing white, told me to read it myself, and ask him again if I don’t understand it.
So my poor little me sat on the futon and spent a whole three months finally understanding many unsolved mysteries in the world of cultivating immortals, as well as the names of many medicinal herbs, elixirs, and refining materials.Of course, I read many of them and didn’t remember them. You can’t force a 6-year-old child to recite several encyclopedias, that’s simply abuse!
The author has something to say: I forgot to say it just now, if someone leaves me a message for collection or something today, I will post another chapter tonight~~~
The title of the book has been changed, so these chapters have been revised so that the system can change the name.
4. Dad's name...
Closer to home, when I was 7 years old, I came up with a good idea to compare my cooking skills with my dad.It can't be my fault. Before I was five years old, I was lying on the bed or in some weird potion, my whole body was limp, and I couldn't even move. Fortunately, my father was talking with me, otherwise I would have gone crazy. !
And after I was 5 years old, I was finally able to run and dance. My father came to give me a practice method and gave me a lot of homework. They only think about it when they eat something that doesn't taste good.And there is no kitchen in the house, and all the food is brought back from a far away place.
Seeing that I came up with such an idea after thinking for a long time, my father didn't have any opinions, and asked me in detail what to prepare. Seeing my father's nonchalant appearance, I secretly drummed in my heart. Could it be that my guess was wrong?Dad never cooks not because he doesn't know how to cook, but because he is too lazy to cook because of his excellent cooking skills?
Although I don't know the inevitable connection between good cooking skills and being too lazy to cook, I can't be too surprised if anything happens to Daddy, a thousand-year-old monster. In other words, anything can happen to Daddy. Don't be careless!
So, I decided to make a delicacy that everyone in the previous life coveted - Buddha jumping over the wall.I don't believe it anymore, the delicious food that can even attract Buddhas can't win against the old monster Daddy.
Dad had no objection to the long purchase order I made. When he saw the 30-year-old wine, he kindly told me that he had 300-year-old Jin Yulu, and asked me if I wanted it. It is said that if there is no aged wine, there is no problem in general. Who would have thought that such a pie would fall from the sky, it is so wonderful!God help me too!Uh, no, it was Daddy who helped me!Hmph, destroy your prestige before starting the competition, Dad, you are doomed!
Needless to say about the following things, I am like a god!When Dad was still thinking about how to use those pots and pans, the fragrance of Buddha Jumping over the Wall wafted out. It was so fragrant. Later, Dad ran over to me, and even the name of the selfless person raised by Dad was Xiao Xiao. The flying colorful phoenix also kept flying beside me, posing and flattering me.
I can finally stand up as a serf and sing!
After eating the delicious food I made, my father looked at me differently, and said something like "I didn't expect you to be ignorant", as if saying that I was ignorant before. Angry, he decided not to talk to Daddy for three days.
Don't think that I have no backbone, but that there are only me and my father in Guiyuan Valley. My father has practiced immortality for many years. Every time he enters meditation, he is used to not talking, but I am different. I'm still a mortal, if I don't talk and still suffocate me, it's not worth it.
At first, I thought that my father would ignore my silent protest this time, but to my surprise, my father said that he would build me a small kitchen, and brought me two storage bags of ingredients and food from the mountain. The seasoning, said it was as an apology from him, and told me what ingredients I wanted in the future, even if I told him, he was all satisfied.
I was so happy that I didn't even try to understand what he meant. By the time I discovered the hidden meaning of his words, I had already become my dad's exclusive chef, the one with no salary.This incident taught me a truth: think twice about what your father says before you act!But that's what I usually can't do.
After a few days like this, I was busy in the small kitchen, studying the ingredients here.After a few days of research and experience over the years, I found that the cooking skills here are much different from those in my previous life. It may be that everyone is crowded on the road of no return to cultivating immortals and has no time to enjoy life.The simplest example is that there is no cake here!Cake, that is a necessary product for human survival, how can we not have it! !
In addition, there are many ingredients that are different from those in the previous life. I don't know what they are, so I don't know how to make them.So I have spent the past few days in the kitchen imitating the spirit of Shennong to taste all kinds of herbs, trying to study those unknown meats and weeds, trying to find out the seasonings I used in my previous life.
Not to mention, I really found some similar things, such as "ginger", people here call it "Lingyun root", it is a blind herb for refining warm spirit pills, it is really a treasure!That's ginger. Eating it raw can treat symptoms such as colds and colds, aversion to cold and fever, headache and nasal congestion, vomiting, wheezing and coughing, not to mention cooking it with fish and crab. It's so delicious!
Well, but don't think about it, so as not to drool, people here don't eat fish, they say it has a strange taste, for immortal cultivators, appetite is not conducive to cultivation, so most of the food they eat is vegetarian, those The corpses of monsters are eaten by people because they are rich in aura, and they are all people with low cultivation bases or people who can't afford pills.Rich monks eat bigu pills, but after entering the golden elixir stage, they basically don't need to eat. No wonder the food here is not very delicious.
After I finished my research and made a big meal for my dad as a thank you gift for his friendship and sponsorship, I suddenly remembered the purpose of my competition, and my dad hadn't told me his name yet.
Facing my expectant eyes, Dad took a sip of tea calmly and led me to the study room. There were not many books in the study room, only rows of jade slips exuding a warm light.Originally, there were only jade slips here, but I felt that a study without books is not a study at all, so I forced my father to put all the books in his hand on the bookshelf, so the study with the fewest books in history appeared. 63 books, and only one I can understand.Later, under my urging, the Four Treasures of the Study were added, and finally there were some shadows of the study.
But what did Daddy bring me to the study for?I don't understand, is his name in the study?
Dad took my little hand and came to the table, and carried me to my exclusive chair—it seemed to be a height-enhancing chair that had taken "growth hormone". I was still puzzled and turned my head to look at Dad.
"Daddy, what are you going to do?"
"Tell you my name, what else can I do?"
"But why did you come here? Are you still sitting on a chair? Is your name so scary that you are afraid that I will fall to the ground, so you let me be tall?"
Daddy educated me again with his modified version of finger snapping, "Why did I give birth to such a stupid child like you?"
I raised my hand to correct, "Daddy, I was not born by you, I was planted by you."
"Still talking back!" Dad tapped me again.
Wuwuwu, daddy bullies others, what I'm telling is the truth.
Seeing whether I was about to cry or not, Daddy softened his heart again, "Okay, my little Yu'er, be good, didn't you say you want to know Daddy's name? Daddy wrote it for you." He picked up his pen Dip the ink, and write the two big characters "AI欱".
"Ai??? Ai what? Daddy, how do you pronounce this word?" I pointed to the word "欱" and asked Daddy.
Daddy avoided talking about him, "Of course he loves Xiaoyuer, Daddy loves Xiaoyuer the most." He rubbed against me with his big beard that turned out at some point.
"Hehe, Daddy, don't want it anymore, it's so itchy, hehehe???"
Dad ignored my protest, picked me up and walked out, "Let's go, let's go out to play."
I struggled and protested, "No, I want to study how to pronounce Daddy's name."
"That's not important, Xiao Yu'er, didn't you say you wanted to borrow daddy's alchemy stove to cook soup last time? Dad will go get it for you now, okay?"
"Really?" I am very happy. I have been thinking about that alchemy stove for a long time. There is no casserole here, and there is no "pressure cooker". The alchemy furnace is also made of clay, and the production principle is the same, so the soup should not be bad.
But my father refused to give me anything, even refused to borrow it, saying that my skill is not enough, it will hurt my body if I use it, my father is really stupid, I don’t use it to make alchemy, it’s just soup, how could it hurt my body ?I am stingy and make excuses!
Thinking of this, I said angrily again, "But didn't you say that I can't use it? You still look down on me, saying that I can't even light a fire!"
Daddy squashed my little nose with his tall nose, "What's the matter, my little fish is smart and capable, there is nothing he can't do, it's just that Daddy's Dan furnace needs Yuanying's fire to light it That's right, you are still young and can't light it. So Dad is going to practice a pill stove for you today. You can light it with spirit stones inlaid on it, and put it in your small kitchen. You don't have to complain about not having a casserole in the future. .”
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" I don't believe it, there must be some conspiracy.
"How could Daddy lie to Xiao Yu'er? Let's go to the refining room to try it now and then we will know."
"Okay, Dad, let's go faster."
"Hehe, Xiao Yu'er, it's all because of me. How can you walk so fast with your short legs?"
For the sake of my "casserole", I have a lot of little people, and I don't have the same knowledge as him.My delicious and nutritious soup, let me pull it!
"Father, go faster, hurry up, hurry up."
"Okay, we'll go right away."
The author has something to say: JJ, when will you be able to nirvana faster?
5. My "casserole"...
Daddy is worthy of being a high-level monk, extremely intelligent, and has made extraordinary achievements. Practicing a small "casserole" is like eating, like a god's help.And it completely meets my imagination and needs, as described to me, no, it is even better than what I described!At least I didn't ask to paint delicate patterns, I made fun of my daddy, and even made a casserole beautiful.
Dad tapped me again, and explained: "It's a protective formation, to prevent your little fish from accidentally getting hurt."
Oh, so that's the case, no wonder many things in the kitchen have such marks, I thought it was a kind of trademark, just like Nike's Gogo, KFC's grandpa.
Oops, accidentally said it!
Seeing Dad's expression about to come, I hugged the casserole wisely, huh?so light!It doesn't matter, let's run away first, or I will be knocked down by my father sooner or later, and I will become a fool one day.
Daddy used gravel sand, a high-quality material specially used for refining alchemy furnaces, which is famous in the world of cultivating immortals, as the main body. In order to enhance its waterproofness, he also added thousand-year-old tung oil that is very waterproof and does not stain oil.
Absolutely, once the kitchen utensils are installed well, they will be clean after just rinsing them with water after use, which is even cleaner than using "Liby" which does not hurt your hands!Clean, bright and odor-free, it is a good helper for home travel.
I have a hunch that the soup cooked in this "casserole" must be very delicious!
I stood on a small stool (don’t laugh, I’m still very young, it’s normal that I can’t reach the kitchen cabinets), rummaged around in the storage bag my father gave me, and found a dead body of a monster that looked like a chicken , Dad seems to say that this thing is called "cuckoo chicken", whichever means "cuckoo", I am sweating, will I meet "baa baa sheep" and "woof dog" in the future?
Cut it open and see, the red one is normal in color; taste it, um, the taste is also normal, just a bit fishy, it doesn't matter.It's not that I was too careful, but last time I was too careless. I saw the meat and fried it without tasting it. It turned out to be bitter and I couldn't eat it.Later, I developed the good habit of trying something I don’t understand first (Jasmine’s language: This is really not a good habit.), so as not to be a waste of time.
He dug out again, and took out the one he took from his father. It is said that it is one of the main medicines of the Wen Ling Dan, which is specially refined to suppress insanity.I have tasted it, and the effect of this Lingyun root is very similar to the ginger in my previous life. It also has the effect of removing fishy smell, but it is stronger. The soup made from it has the effect of calming the mind.Even my father said that the effect is worse than that of Wen Ling Dan, but the taste is much better than it, so he told me to drink more.
That is to say, from then on, except for some precious herbs and fruits that I cannot eat at this stage, he gave me a copy of other herbs and spirit fruits that are commonly used in the world of cultivating immortals, and let me study them slowly Not to mention, it really made me discover some useful ingredients, such as yam, licorice, hawthorn and so on.
I took out the small kitchen knife that my father specially made for me, separated the bones and meat of the monster, and then took out the small dagger specially designed for cutting bones. This small dagger cuts iron like mud, and it is extremely sharp.It was also specially made by my father for me, to deal with these diehards.
Cut the bones into pieces, put them in a casserole, add some lean meat, cover the lid, put fire-attributed spirit stones on the stove, and a gas stove from the era of cultivating immortals will come out of the oven. This is under my guidance A gas stove made by my dad, specially for my use.It's just that there is a small flaw now, I can't time it, and I have to watch the fire by myself.
I still have a lot of whimsical ideas. Dad refused to help me refine them. He said that I would make them myself after I built the foundation. He also said that it is better to teach him how to fish than to teach him how to fish. As a "good father", you must pay attention to the child's hands-on capacity building.
In fact, I secretly thought in my heart, it is very likely that my father can’t, otherwise with his temperament, he would definitely take the opportunity to beat me up, just like he helped me refine the gas stove and asked me to cook a large table of delicious food for him. He was as rude to me as he was eating.But now I can't beat Daddy, I can only keep this thought in my heart, when I will be stronger than Daddy one day, hehe??????
The soup I made today is Brain-Bone Marrow Soup. The effect is just like the name suggests.But I can't tell my father this name, because last time when I was researching my father's medicinal herbs, my father kept coughing behind me, and I was very worried. Although it is said that cultivators rarely get sick, it doesn't mean they won't get sick. It would be terrible if Dad fell ill.
So I used the Chuanbei I found with great difficulty, stewed two cups of pears with rock sugar, and kindly served them to my father. After I took the initiative to ask for credit and told the cause and effect, my father drank up both cups. Not a single drop was left for me, and he said that if he drank more, he would get better soon.Woohoo, I really want to drink too!
Later, in order to avoid the tragedy from happening again, I didn't take the initiative to tell my dad about the efficacy of the food I cooked, anyway, he couldn't change the fact whether he knew it or not.It's the same this time, even if I don't say anything, it won't change the fact that Dad needs to make up for it.Recently, my father has become more and more stupid, always asking me some idiotic questions, such as why is this edible?Then why can't this be eaten and so on.I am a filial and good boy, so I take the trouble to explain to him every time that I don’t leave my name when I do good deeds.
After thinking about it, I took out some vegetables. My father is a big rice bucket, and he would definitely drink up a pot of soup, leaving me only soup dregs.I'd better do a little more, so as not to starve myself.
This cabbage grows really well, green and juicy, juicy and juicy, you can tell it's delicious just by looking at it, just last month when my dad went out of the valley, he brought me a lot of seasonings, like oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, sugar, onion and garlic of.Just make a dish of vinegared cabbage, which is refreshing and ready to eat. Daddy will love it.
I found that my father likes sweet and sour things very much, like a pregnant woman. He ate all the sweet and sour pork ribs I made last time. He only left a little juice for me to eat with rice. The sweet and sour pork tenderloin, last time??????
I don't want to, I feel sad when I think about it.What else can I do?There are only two people in the valley. If you cook too much, you can't finish it, and if you cook too little, you can't eat it.
I looked through the recipes in my head, and then looked at the ingredients in my hand. I got it, this "cuckoo chicken" is similar to chicken, and the things in them must be similar, right?Then have braised chicken giblets, stir-fried chicken liver with cabbage core, and sweet and sour pork tenderloin
But I can't beat Daddy, so I don't have the right to name myself.But Daddy promised me that if I could defeat him one day, he would change my name.So I lived with this name for a long time, until one day I found out that I could change my own name without my father’s consent, but by then it was too late, and everyone already knew my name and name. Nickname, can't be changed.
I am not actually a person here, why does such a thing happen?This has to mention the previous life in my deep memory. In my previous life, I lived in a place called "Earth". When I was growing up, the orphanage didn't have much money to buy us snacks.
So I followed Uncle Qian, the chef in the orphanage all day long, and worked hard to learn his culinary skills. As a result, the best is better than the best. Later, Uncle Qian will learn from me in turn. I am very happy, but there are unpredictable things. As luck would have it, one day I was coming home from school when a car came round a corner.I couldn't dodge it and was hit.
After waking up again, I live here. According to my observation, many places in this world are different from before. There are no planes, tanks, cars, and even TVs! ! !This is how a person who likes to watch TV and movies live!I burst into tears, tears streaming down my face.
After crying, I observed again, and found many different places, for example, the people here have no clothes on them, bah bah bah, no, the people here are not wearing clothes, oops, wrong again Oh, I have never seen the clothes worn by the people here! ——I’ve only seen it on TV, it’s like ancient robes and mandarin jackets, but I’ve been here for so long, and I’ve only seen Daddy alone. Whether it’s like this in other places remains to be explored.
Such a situation made me secretly happy. To be honest, like many modern boys, I have an ancient martial arts complex in my heart!Just think about it, fighting with swords in the rivers and lakes, how free and unrestrained, how happy it is!I was secretly happy, practicing climbing every day, babbling all day long, I just want to grow up quickly, and then I can tell my father in this life that I want to practice martial arts and ask him to invite an expert to come back.
However, this hope turned into despair when I was 5 years old!
When I was 5 years old, that guy would just hug me around all day long, feed me a lot of candies full of medicine, and soak me in strange concoctions, what's more, he often made me cry Unknown father—don't doubt, I really didn't know what my father's name was.He gave me a jade slip, guided me to use my spiritual sense to penetrate inside, and when he introduced me what this thing is, woo woo woo, my world collapsed!This is a world of cultivating immortals, not the world of rivers and lakes I imagined.My swordsman Jianghu, my joyful grievances, my martial arts dream, woo woo woo, they are all gone!
Seeing me crying sadly, my father couldn't figure it out, so he had to coax me in a low voice, and even brought me my favorite, sweet and fragrant candy that I had only eaten a few times.I grabbed the candy, wiped my tears, put the candy in my mouth, and vaguely described my Jianghu dream to my father.
After Dad listened to it, he stayed for a long time, as if he couldn't understand my dream.Is this hard to understand?I am confused, is daddy more stupid than me?This is terrible, something big happened, daddy is stupid! ! !
"Bang" Daddy's big hand came into close contact with my forehead. I covered my head and looked at Daddy puzzled. Daddy said in a very gentle and gentle tone: "My little fish, wherever there are people, there will be people." Jianghu, where there are rivers and lakes, there will be excitement, and where there is excitement, there will be theater, haven't these fathers taught you?"
I wanted to shake my head honestly, but after seeing the familiar gesture of flicking fingers made by my father, I nodded against my conscience.Dad was satisfied, so he explained this world to me very happily, so I knew that I came to a world of cultivating immortals, this world respects the strong, there are monsters, monsters, and strange beasts????? ?
Of course, the most important thing is the main body here. There are thousands of cultivators like Daddy. The world of cultivators is called "Cultivation World". It was originally called "Cultivation Realm", but tens of thousands of years ago there was a great supernatural I don’t know which tendon twitched, and changed the name of "Cultivation World" to "Cultivation World". According to his words, it means cultivating immortals and cultivating immortals. If you practice, you will become an immortal. You can simply call it "Cultivation World". It is vivid and specific. When others hear it Just know what your purpose is.
Originally, everyone disagreed, so why should a name that has been called for 10,000+ years need to be changed?Want to change what you took?At the very least, it should be discussed at a meeting by the top ten decent sects in the cultivation world, and then voted by the masses of cultivators. After arguing for more than ten or twenty years, why should I listen to you?
Everyone's words are also reasonable. Such a big matter should not be hastily decided. Changing the name involves all aspects of the problem. There are so many jade slips in the cultivation world, what a huge workload!
While everyone was arguing endlessly, our protagonist, the monk with great supernatural powers, actually survived the catastrophe and ascended!This is terrible. You must know that no one has ascended in the cultivation world for nearly 1000 years. Ascension in the daytime is everyone's dream!
As a result, the value of the great man's residence, places he went, and used items doubled, and everyone wanted to rub his luck.The charm of idols is endless. Since then, the name "Cultivation World" has become popular in the "Cultivation World", and the name "Cultivation World" has been gradually banned.Not to mention, since changing a name, those who have successfully ascended have been soaring upwards, almost breaking through the gate of the fairy world, so from then on, "Cultivation of Immortals" has established his unique position.
Daddy said that there are eight realms in the realm of cultivating immortals, which are divided into Qi training, foundation building, alchemy formation, Yuanying, transformation of gods, emptiness refining, Mahayana and the final tribulation.The first seven realms are divided into upper, middle and lower realms, so each realm has two small bottlenecks and one big bottleneck. Only by comprehension can we pass through it safely. If there is no comprehension, then there is a possibility of exploding and dying Therefore, the world of cultivating immortals has always been to advance in cultivation and to advance in state of mind.
I asked Dad what is enlightenment, and Dad gave me a very irresponsible statement, he said: "Enlightenment is what you think." Seeing my puzzled eyes, Dad further explained, "Simply speaking, it is your perception of the world. The view of all things, such as why the mountain is so high, why is the water so blue, why doesn't that grass bloom??????"
I still have black lines all over my head, but I think it’s better not to ask, and think about it for myself in the future. Fortunately, Daddy only has me as a son, otherwise it would really delay Daddy’s children. I hope Daddy will not accept any apprentices in the future, otherwise I am the one who suffers.Why do you say that, just in case those disciples don’t understand, they all come to ask me what to do?
But I couldn't help asking curiously: "Then dad, what state am I in now?"
Dad kindly answered me, "You were born with a mid-stage qi training, and I have fed you a lot of miraculous medicines over the years, so your current cultivation is at the late stage of qi training, and you will be able to build a foundation soon."
I asked again: "Then what period are you, Dad?"
Dad showed a very mysterious smile, "300 years ago, I entered the refining period."
Alchemy?I wrenched my fingers, established the foundation, formed the pill, and created the Nascent Soul...
Oh my god, why is there such a difference between me and dad?
Uh, no, daddy was in the refining period 300 years ago, so I am afraid that he is already in the Mahayana period now!That would not be the difference between heaven and earth, but the difference between the earth and the moon!Thinking of this, I asked without any hope: "Then Dad must be about to reach the Mahayana period now."
Dad paused, smiled mysteriously, and said nothing.
3. My father...
After talking about me, it’s my dad’s turn. In fact, I wanted to call him dad, but he said calling him dad was weird. He asked me to call him dad. I didn’t know until a long time later that he didn’t understand what dad meant. , He wanted to save face and refused to ask me, so he asked me to call him Daddy.
My father is male, and he is 210 years old this year.Let me say something secretly, I am deeply skeptical about this, have you ever seen an old monster who has lived for thousands of years and looks like a promising young man in his 20s?Doesn't the immortal who has succeeded in cultivation have a lot of eyebrows and beards, and they are all white, don't you believe it?Just look at Taishang Laojun and you will know.Dad doesn't even type a draft when he tells a lie. This kind of lie can only fool a three-year-old child, but it can't fool me. I am seven years old this year! !But I am a filial and good boy, and I will not expose him because of the painstaking efforts of my father to 'pretend' to remember his age after thinking for a long time.
My father’s name is Ai Qin (to be honest, I still don’t understand how to pronounce the word ‘欱’, and there is no such thing as ‘Xinhua Dictionary’ or ‘Modern Chinese Dictionary’ in this world, so I have no place to look it up. Every time I ask Daddy will get one of his improved Flick of Fingers, which is also called 'Education of Love').
Dad doesn't have a nickname, but it's also possible that dad didn't tell me and hid it secretly, for fear of losing face or something. If someone asks me what my name is, I don't want to tell him my nickname. How embarrassing it would be.What about 'little fish'? If people misunderstand that I am a little fish demon, it will be miserable if I am caught and stewed for soup.However, the name is not good, Ai Yu, love fish, it seems that I love fish very much, um, it seems that I really love fish.
It's decided, clench your little fists, and the first thing you will do when you see daddy's daddy in the future is to ask him what his daddy's nickname is!It is said, of course, according to Daddy that his Daddy is still alive and at ease in the fairy world, and we will meet one day.
Originally, I didn’t know what my father’s name was. I also asked him, but he kept refusing to tell me. Later, I pushed him into a hurry and made a promise that if I surpassed him in any skill, he would tell me his name. .
So I studied hard and thought hard, but with my five-year-old physical age and 20-year-old mental age, how can I compare to my father, an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, in terms of knowledge and talent?So I thought hard for a full 420 eight days and nights, starting from alchemy and refining equipment, then compared progress and knowledge, and then compared heresy?????? But how can I, a half-assed hearsay, compare with my father's personal experience? What about the old monster you saw?There is no doubt that I lost again.
Then one day during the meal time, I flickered a light bulb and came up with an amazing idea-better than cooking!
Speaking of this, I have to mention the place where we live. According to my father, I am a newborn born of "Baby Bearing Fruit", and the atmosphere of the world will affect my foundation, so he brought me here to live in seclusion .
So what is "baby fruit"?Daddy also said that after reaching a certain stage of cultivation, the essence and blood can be separated and injected into the world's rare treasures to bear fruit, and the essence and blood will be cultivated every month. Because it is born against the sky, it will experience a catastrophe after seventy-seven and 49 months of cultivation. I was born ninety-nine and 81 days after the catastrophe.This is a gift from heaven, specially for those ??????.
Dad is so bad, so I won't talk about it here, even if I beg in every possible way, I won't answer me.So I came to the conclusion that the following must not be a good word, at least for Dad!Decided, after going out, I must find an opportunity to ask others about "baby bearing fruit", in order to avenge my father's usual teasing!
We live in the "Guiyuan Valley" inside the "Guiyuan Mountain" on the "Guiyuan Star".Because I can't see people (hmph, I seem to be ashamed), every few months my father will go down the mountain to bring me some vulgar things, such as clothes, pastries, and some meals, all in a box In the Qiankun bag, this Qiankun bag, no, all the Qiankun bags are very magical. The things put in are still and will not be damaged. The food is always hot when taken out, and it can be eaten directly.
At first, I was the only one who ate, and my dad had already fasted, so he didn’t need to eat anything, but then I saw how delicious I was eating——Daddy’s words.Wrong!I'm just so hungry, I'm gobbling it up, why do you always miss the meal time to take out the food!
But it doesn't matter anymore, those miserable days have passed, but since then, daddy likes to grab my food, he will grab whatever I eat, woo woo woo, poor me, everything I eat It's what I don't like.
According to what Dad said, we are living in seclusion, but I doubt the word "seclusion" he said. of the gate?An unknown trap comparable to a nuclear bomb was set up outside, so that I didn't dare to go out of the room until I was 4 years old. I was afraid that my father would also set up an unknown trap in the valley, which would easily end my life.
Therefore, after my speculation and verification comparable to Sherlock Holmes, I came to the indisputable fact that my father was avoiding an enemy, because for some reason, my father provoked a terrible enemy, so my father ran to this place The "Gui Yuan Xing" of the old man hid.Uh, it's very possible, combined with my father's "care" for me on weekdays, I have further deepened my conclusion - I was snatched by my father, and my father's enemy is my real father!Dad couldn't beat him, so he took his son away, taught him martial arts, and then let them fight each other!
Incredible!Dad, you can't do this!Crying and crying, I ran to find my father in the gazebo in the garden, told him this "amazing" conclusion, and by the way persuaded him that it is better to get rid of the enemy and not end it, and return me as soon as possible, so that the enemy does not become an enemy. Of course, I will also speak good words for him of.
Familiar veins popped up on Dad's face again, jumping up and down, he muttered something like "transgenerational inheritance", and then used the improved version of snap fingers to give me "education of love", I covered my head bag, looked at him with tears in his eyes, and tried his best to aggrieve him.
Daddy sighed, and took out the Canghaimingyue fan, which he never left, and shook it, "After all, you just don't believe that you came out of the 'Baby Fruit', right?"
Dad really understands me, he knows that I have never believed that I was 'planted', it's not that I want to doubt what he said, but that this is too ridiculous, right?Isn't it in those fangirl novels in the previous life that men give birth to children?How can this be?It doesn't fit Darwin's theory of evolution at all.
Dad was silent for a while, then sighed again, and said with regret, "Why didn't I have so many problems when I was a child?" After speaking, he threw me a piece of jade called 'Ten Thousand Unsolved Mysteries in the World of Immortal Cultivation'. Jane, "Take it and read it. I thought I'd show it to you when you're older and have your own ideas. Since you've mentioned it, let's take it and read it." Then I threw it to me again. A pile of jade slips glowing white, told me to read it myself, and ask him again if I don’t understand it.
So my poor little me sat on the futon and spent a whole three months finally understanding many unsolved mysteries in the world of cultivating immortals, as well as the names of many medicinal herbs, elixirs, and refining materials.Of course, I read many of them and didn’t remember them. You can’t force a 6-year-old child to recite several encyclopedias, that’s simply abuse!
The author has something to say: I forgot to say it just now, if someone leaves me a message for collection or something today, I will post another chapter tonight~~~
The title of the book has been changed, so these chapters have been revised so that the system can change the name.
4. Dad's name...
Closer to home, when I was 7 years old, I came up with a good idea to compare my cooking skills with my dad.It can't be my fault. Before I was five years old, I was lying on the bed or in some weird potion, my whole body was limp, and I couldn't even move. Fortunately, my father was talking with me, otherwise I would have gone crazy. !
And after I was 5 years old, I was finally able to run and dance. My father came to give me a practice method and gave me a lot of homework. They only think about it when they eat something that doesn't taste good.And there is no kitchen in the house, and all the food is brought back from a far away place.
Seeing that I came up with such an idea after thinking for a long time, my father didn't have any opinions, and asked me in detail what to prepare. Seeing my father's nonchalant appearance, I secretly drummed in my heart. Could it be that my guess was wrong?Dad never cooks not because he doesn't know how to cook, but because he is too lazy to cook because of his excellent cooking skills?
Although I don't know the inevitable connection between good cooking skills and being too lazy to cook, I can't be too surprised if anything happens to Daddy, a thousand-year-old monster. In other words, anything can happen to Daddy. Don't be careless!
So, I decided to make a delicacy that everyone in the previous life coveted - Buddha jumping over the wall.I don't believe it anymore, the delicious food that can even attract Buddhas can't win against the old monster Daddy.
Dad had no objection to the long purchase order I made. When he saw the 30-year-old wine, he kindly told me that he had 300-year-old Jin Yulu, and asked me if I wanted it. It is said that if there is no aged wine, there is no problem in general. Who would have thought that such a pie would fall from the sky, it is so wonderful!God help me too!Uh, no, it was Daddy who helped me!Hmph, destroy your prestige before starting the competition, Dad, you are doomed!
Needless to say about the following things, I am like a god!When Dad was still thinking about how to use those pots and pans, the fragrance of Buddha Jumping over the Wall wafted out. It was so fragrant. Later, Dad ran over to me, and even the name of the selfless person raised by Dad was Xiao Xiao. The flying colorful phoenix also kept flying beside me, posing and flattering me.
I can finally stand up as a serf and sing!
After eating the delicious food I made, my father looked at me differently, and said something like "I didn't expect you to be ignorant", as if saying that I was ignorant before. Angry, he decided not to talk to Daddy for three days.
Don't think that I have no backbone, but that there are only me and my father in Guiyuan Valley. My father has practiced immortality for many years. Every time he enters meditation, he is used to not talking, but I am different. I'm still a mortal, if I don't talk and still suffocate me, it's not worth it.
At first, I thought that my father would ignore my silent protest this time, but to my surprise, my father said that he would build me a small kitchen, and brought me two storage bags of ingredients and food from the mountain. The seasoning, said it was as an apology from him, and told me what ingredients I wanted in the future, even if I told him, he was all satisfied.
I was so happy that I didn't even try to understand what he meant. By the time I discovered the hidden meaning of his words, I had already become my dad's exclusive chef, the one with no salary.This incident taught me a truth: think twice about what your father says before you act!But that's what I usually can't do.
After a few days like this, I was busy in the small kitchen, studying the ingredients here.After a few days of research and experience over the years, I found that the cooking skills here are much different from those in my previous life. It may be that everyone is crowded on the road of no return to cultivating immortals and has no time to enjoy life.The simplest example is that there is no cake here!Cake, that is a necessary product for human survival, how can we not have it! !
In addition, there are many ingredients that are different from those in the previous life. I don't know what they are, so I don't know how to make them.So I have spent the past few days in the kitchen imitating the spirit of Shennong to taste all kinds of herbs, trying to study those unknown meats and weeds, trying to find out the seasonings I used in my previous life.
Not to mention, I really found some similar things, such as "ginger", people here call it "Lingyun root", it is a blind herb for refining warm spirit pills, it is really a treasure!That's ginger. Eating it raw can treat symptoms such as colds and colds, aversion to cold and fever, headache and nasal congestion, vomiting, wheezing and coughing, not to mention cooking it with fish and crab. It's so delicious!
Well, but don't think about it, so as not to drool, people here don't eat fish, they say it has a strange taste, for immortal cultivators, appetite is not conducive to cultivation, so most of the food they eat is vegetarian, those The corpses of monsters are eaten by people because they are rich in aura, and they are all people with low cultivation bases or people who can't afford pills.Rich monks eat bigu pills, but after entering the golden elixir stage, they basically don't need to eat. No wonder the food here is not very delicious.
After I finished my research and made a big meal for my dad as a thank you gift for his friendship and sponsorship, I suddenly remembered the purpose of my competition, and my dad hadn't told me his name yet.
Facing my expectant eyes, Dad took a sip of tea calmly and led me to the study room. There were not many books in the study room, only rows of jade slips exuding a warm light.Originally, there were only jade slips here, but I felt that a study without books is not a study at all, so I forced my father to put all the books in his hand on the bookshelf, so the study with the fewest books in history appeared. 63 books, and only one I can understand.Later, under my urging, the Four Treasures of the Study were added, and finally there were some shadows of the study.
But what did Daddy bring me to the study for?I don't understand, is his name in the study?
Dad took my little hand and came to the table, and carried me to my exclusive chair—it seemed to be a height-enhancing chair that had taken "growth hormone". I was still puzzled and turned my head to look at Dad.
"Daddy, what are you going to do?"
"Tell you my name, what else can I do?"
"But why did you come here? Are you still sitting on a chair? Is your name so scary that you are afraid that I will fall to the ground, so you let me be tall?"
Daddy educated me again with his modified version of finger snapping, "Why did I give birth to such a stupid child like you?"
I raised my hand to correct, "Daddy, I was not born by you, I was planted by you."
"Still talking back!" Dad tapped me again.
Wuwuwu, daddy bullies others, what I'm telling is the truth.
Seeing whether I was about to cry or not, Daddy softened his heart again, "Okay, my little Yu'er, be good, didn't you say you want to know Daddy's name? Daddy wrote it for you." He picked up his pen Dip the ink, and write the two big characters "AI欱".
"Ai??? Ai what? Daddy, how do you pronounce this word?" I pointed to the word "欱" and asked Daddy.
Daddy avoided talking about him, "Of course he loves Xiaoyuer, Daddy loves Xiaoyuer the most." He rubbed against me with his big beard that turned out at some point.
"Hehe, Daddy, don't want it anymore, it's so itchy, hehehe???"
Dad ignored my protest, picked me up and walked out, "Let's go, let's go out to play."
I struggled and protested, "No, I want to study how to pronounce Daddy's name."
"That's not important, Xiao Yu'er, didn't you say you wanted to borrow daddy's alchemy stove to cook soup last time? Dad will go get it for you now, okay?"
"Really?" I am very happy. I have been thinking about that alchemy stove for a long time. There is no casserole here, and there is no "pressure cooker". The alchemy furnace is also made of clay, and the production principle is the same, so the soup should not be bad.
But my father refused to give me anything, even refused to borrow it, saying that my skill is not enough, it will hurt my body if I use it, my father is really stupid, I don’t use it to make alchemy, it’s just soup, how could it hurt my body ?I am stingy and make excuses!
Thinking of this, I said angrily again, "But didn't you say that I can't use it? You still look down on me, saying that I can't even light a fire!"
Daddy squashed my little nose with his tall nose, "What's the matter, my little fish is smart and capable, there is nothing he can't do, it's just that Daddy's Dan furnace needs Yuanying's fire to light it That's right, you are still young and can't light it. So Dad is going to practice a pill stove for you today. You can light it with spirit stones inlaid on it, and put it in your small kitchen. You don't have to complain about not having a casserole in the future. .”
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" I don't believe it, there must be some conspiracy.
"How could Daddy lie to Xiao Yu'er? Let's go to the refining room to try it now and then we will know."
"Okay, Dad, let's go faster."
"Hehe, Xiao Yu'er, it's all because of me. How can you walk so fast with your short legs?"
For the sake of my "casserole", I have a lot of little people, and I don't have the same knowledge as him.My delicious and nutritious soup, let me pull it!
"Father, go faster, hurry up, hurry up."
"Okay, we'll go right away."
The author has something to say: JJ, when will you be able to nirvana faster?
5. My "casserole"...
Daddy is worthy of being a high-level monk, extremely intelligent, and has made extraordinary achievements. Practicing a small "casserole" is like eating, like a god's help.And it completely meets my imagination and needs, as described to me, no, it is even better than what I described!At least I didn't ask to paint delicate patterns, I made fun of my daddy, and even made a casserole beautiful.
Dad tapped me again, and explained: "It's a protective formation, to prevent your little fish from accidentally getting hurt."
Oh, so that's the case, no wonder many things in the kitchen have such marks, I thought it was a kind of trademark, just like Nike's Gogo, KFC's grandpa.
Oops, accidentally said it!
Seeing Dad's expression about to come, I hugged the casserole wisely, huh?so light!It doesn't matter, let's run away first, or I will be knocked down by my father sooner or later, and I will become a fool one day.
Daddy used gravel sand, a high-quality material specially used for refining alchemy furnaces, which is famous in the world of cultivating immortals, as the main body. In order to enhance its waterproofness, he also added thousand-year-old tung oil that is very waterproof and does not stain oil.
Absolutely, once the kitchen utensils are installed well, they will be clean after just rinsing them with water after use, which is even cleaner than using "Liby" which does not hurt your hands!Clean, bright and odor-free, it is a good helper for home travel.
I have a hunch that the soup cooked in this "casserole" must be very delicious!
I stood on a small stool (don’t laugh, I’m still very young, it’s normal that I can’t reach the kitchen cabinets), rummaged around in the storage bag my father gave me, and found a dead body of a monster that looked like a chicken , Dad seems to say that this thing is called "cuckoo chicken", whichever means "cuckoo", I am sweating, will I meet "baa baa sheep" and "woof dog" in the future?
Cut it open and see, the red one is normal in color; taste it, um, the taste is also normal, just a bit fishy, it doesn't matter.It's not that I was too careful, but last time I was too careless. I saw the meat and fried it without tasting it. It turned out to be bitter and I couldn't eat it.Later, I developed the good habit of trying something I don’t understand first (Jasmine’s language: This is really not a good habit.), so as not to be a waste of time.
He dug out again, and took out the one he took from his father. It is said that it is one of the main medicines of the Wen Ling Dan, which is specially refined to suppress insanity.I have tasted it, and the effect of this Lingyun root is very similar to the ginger in my previous life. It also has the effect of removing fishy smell, but it is stronger. The soup made from it has the effect of calming the mind.Even my father said that the effect is worse than that of Wen Ling Dan, but the taste is much better than it, so he told me to drink more.
That is to say, from then on, except for some precious herbs and fruits that I cannot eat at this stage, he gave me a copy of other herbs and spirit fruits that are commonly used in the world of cultivating immortals, and let me study them slowly Not to mention, it really made me discover some useful ingredients, such as yam, licorice, hawthorn and so on.
I took out the small kitchen knife that my father specially made for me, separated the bones and meat of the monster, and then took out the small dagger specially designed for cutting bones. This small dagger cuts iron like mud, and it is extremely sharp.It was also specially made by my father for me, to deal with these diehards.
Cut the bones into pieces, put them in a casserole, add some lean meat, cover the lid, put fire-attributed spirit stones on the stove, and a gas stove from the era of cultivating immortals will come out of the oven. This is under my guidance A gas stove made by my dad, specially for my use.It's just that there is a small flaw now, I can't time it, and I have to watch the fire by myself.
I still have a lot of whimsical ideas. Dad refused to help me refine them. He said that I would make them myself after I built the foundation. He also said that it is better to teach him how to fish than to teach him how to fish. As a "good father", you must pay attention to the child's hands-on capacity building.
In fact, I secretly thought in my heart, it is very likely that my father can’t, otherwise with his temperament, he would definitely take the opportunity to beat me up, just like he helped me refine the gas stove and asked me to cook a large table of delicious food for him. He was as rude to me as he was eating.But now I can't beat Daddy, I can only keep this thought in my heart, when I will be stronger than Daddy one day, hehe??????
The soup I made today is Brain-Bone Marrow Soup. The effect is just like the name suggests.But I can't tell my father this name, because last time when I was researching my father's medicinal herbs, my father kept coughing behind me, and I was very worried. Although it is said that cultivators rarely get sick, it doesn't mean they won't get sick. It would be terrible if Dad fell ill.
So I used the Chuanbei I found with great difficulty, stewed two cups of pears with rock sugar, and kindly served them to my father. After I took the initiative to ask for credit and told the cause and effect, my father drank up both cups. Not a single drop was left for me, and he said that if he drank more, he would get better soon.Woohoo, I really want to drink too!
Later, in order to avoid the tragedy from happening again, I didn't take the initiative to tell my dad about the efficacy of the food I cooked, anyway, he couldn't change the fact whether he knew it or not.It's the same this time, even if I don't say anything, it won't change the fact that Dad needs to make up for it.Recently, my father has become more and more stupid, always asking me some idiotic questions, such as why is this edible?Then why can't this be eaten and so on.I am a filial and good boy, so I take the trouble to explain to him every time that I don’t leave my name when I do good deeds.
After thinking about it, I took out some vegetables. My father is a big rice bucket, and he would definitely drink up a pot of soup, leaving me only soup dregs.I'd better do a little more, so as not to starve myself.
This cabbage grows really well, green and juicy, juicy and juicy, you can tell it's delicious just by looking at it, just last month when my dad went out of the valley, he brought me a lot of seasonings, like oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, sugar, onion and garlic of.Just make a dish of vinegared cabbage, which is refreshing and ready to eat. Daddy will love it.
I found that my father likes sweet and sour things very much, like a pregnant woman. He ate all the sweet and sour pork ribs I made last time. He only left a little juice for me to eat with rice. The sweet and sour pork tenderloin, last time??????
I don't want to, I feel sad when I think about it.What else can I do?There are only two people in the valley. If you cook too much, you can't finish it, and if you cook too little, you can't eat it.
I looked through the recipes in my head, and then looked at the ingredients in my hand. I got it, this "cuckoo chicken" is similar to chicken, and the things in them must be similar, right?Then have braised chicken giblets, stir-fried chicken liver with cabbage core, and sweet and sour pork tenderloin
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