The happy life of the little fish in another world

Where, I had to shout hard: "Someone... oh no... Is there something? Uncle Snake? Uncle Lion? Are you there?"

"In--" A sound resounding through the sky erupted suddenly, and the birds that happened to be flying in the sky rustled down one after another, and there was a rain of birds, and even a big tree next to it couldn't stand such a strong blow The sound wave cracked and fell in half with a "snap"...

Xiao Yu'er stared at the scene dumbfounded, the hairs all over his body stood on end, he was extremely grateful to his father who had the foresight to give him the protective armor, otherwise he would have ended up like that tree...

Did this snake practice the lion's roar or the east lion's roar before?

The long snake turned around and came down from the castle. When it reached the ground, it straightened up. When it saw the little fish, it lowered its head and leaned over to sniff, and said, "Ah, so it's little Aiyu." , why did you come here?"

"I'm here to find you and Uncle Lion." Xiao Yu'er covered her ears and whispered, "Can you keep your voice down? I'm going deaf!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry." The snake apologized without sincerity, and the voice was lowered appropriately, but the lowered voice still made Xiao Yu'er's eardrums hurt.

He hurriedly took a few steps back, feeling relatively safe, Xiao Yu'er then asked, "Why are you alone? Where's Uncle Lion?"

"Oh, it went to sleep, the last time you saw the two of us was because we were changing shifts, and it went to sleep after the change."

...It turns out that they are really on shift duty...

"Then what's your name? What should I call you?" Xiao Yu'er's little abacus clattered, first establish a good relationship with him, and then everything can be discussed, maybe when he is happy, he will pass him a few words Hands-on unique skills, and then control daddy to do whatever he wants at night... Dad has gone too far recently, saying that the two of them will be separated soon, so we have to step up and work hard, and then make him do this and that and this and that... …

"Hmm..." The snake head thought for a long time, and then said: "I don't remember, no one has called my name for a long time, I almost forgot, or you can just call me 'snake', they all call me that Mine, I'm the only snake here."

It's so pitiful, it doesn't even have a name, Xiao Yu'er immediately feels unprecedented pity for it, although the name "Xiao Yu'er" doesn't suit him, and it sounds like Dad's favorite fish, but no matter how you say it, it always A name is much better than no name. If one day Daddy stops calling him by his name and only calls him "Human", then he will be very depressed.

Snake followed Xiao Yu'er and watched him turn around, walking here and there, picking up some things from time to time and putting them into the Qiankun bag, so he asked strangely: "Little Aiyu, little Aiyu, what are you doing?"

Xiao Yuer scanned the ground with his gaze, without raising his head, he said, "I'm looking to see which bird is fatter."

"What are you looking at this for?"

"A fatter bird tastes better roasted."

"Why do you want to eat it roasted? It will be fine if you swallow it all in your stomach."

Xiao Yu'er didn't know how to explain to a snake the principles of eating raw and cooked, so he had to say helplessly: "I prefer to eat it roasted."

"Oh." The snake nodded disapprovingly. Why do humans like strange things?Meat is better eaten raw, but I have been here for thousands of years, and I haven't eaten much, so I am so greedy.

"Little Ai Yu, can you get some for me too?" The snake followed Xiao Yu'er around.

"Okay, but you have to tell me a story." Xiao Yu'er turned her head happily, her eyes sparkling.

The huge snake head was wandering around, as if thinking about something. After a while, it said awkwardly: "I don't know how to tell stories."

"It's okay, it's okay, just tell me what you have seen and heard."

The snake was even more difficult. It said sadly: "I don't know anything about it. As long as I can remember, I stayed here to guard the gate. I don't know what it looks like outside."

...It's so pitiful, Xiao Yu'er felt infinite sympathy.Although it is said that he is not free now, but at least he was once free, but the poor snake brother has never been out, it is really pitiful, how can there be such a poor person?

Xiao Yu'er patted his chest and said proudly: "Brother Snake, don't worry, I have the best story, let me tell you!"

"Really?" Snake said with tears in his eyes.

"Of course." Xiao Yu'er was full of pride.

So, one snake and one person sat cross-legged like this, listening to Xiao Yu'er talk about the past, when...

Father Sun yawned and walked from one side to the other. Aunt Moon blinked her phoenix eyes and leaned against the treetop. , Kuafu chasing the sun, Chang'e chasing the moon... the talk is endless, and there is a tendency to talk about the old days.

Ai Jai waited for someone to come, so he counted his fingers and walked over to greet him. What he saw was such a harmonious scene. A certain person was dancing, dancing, and singing, and the snake head on the opposite side was listening attentively. .

Ai Zha's eyes dimmed, then he walked over and picked someone up, took out a bottle of juice and fed him a mouthful.

"You naughty little thing, you made Daddy wait for you for so long, do you think you should be punished?"

Xiao Yu'er thought of the legendary punishment, quickly shook his head and said, "No, no."

"Hehe, well, it's late at night, and it's time for us to go back."

Xiao Yuer waved his hand and said goodbye to the friend he just met: "Brother Snake, I will come to see you tomorrow."

Snake was still immersed in the plot of Monkey King's three fights against the Bone Demon, and didn't hear...

So, after a few days like this, a snake who likes to listen to stories was born... He especially likes to listen to fantasy fairy tales...

39

39. Fanwai Five [following V]...

How did Xiaoyuer become "Little Yuer"?Well, it seems that this statement is a bit ambiguous. In short, it is how the nickname "Little Yuer" came about. I don't know if anyone will question this question. "I still feel resentful about this name from time to time, complaining that I was young at the time.

Now, let us turn our attention to many, many years ago, it was a sunny afternoon??????

When he was young, Xiao Yuer was still a dying little fish, lying on the bed all day, eating and sleeping when he was full, and eating when he was full, he had a very similar habit to a fat animal full of treasures all over his body.Of course, people in the world of cultivating immortals don't know that there are creatures like "pigs" in this world, or they don't have the leisure to study the habits of pigs, so no one laughs at his behavior that is close to eating and waiting to die.

So, Xiao Yu'er lay happily on the bed every day, rolled over a few times when he was happy, and crawled from one end of the bed to the other when he was unhappy?????? But at this time, Dad didn't " "Accidentally" left the Xiaoyao fruit on the table, so his motivation was not the magical fruit, but purely because he was bored.

On this day, he was very, very bored, so he just crawled around happily, from here to there, from there to here??????

So, when Ai Jai came in with a bowl of food, he saw his precious son crawling around with his little butt up. From one end to the other, he felt very baffled, so he stood there carefully observe.

But looking around, he couldn't see anything except that he was crawling happily there.

then??????

"Little thing, what are you doing?"

When Xiao Yu'er heard this name, he immediately frowned. When he heard this name before, he just thought it was his father's nickname for him. When he grew up, he would naturally stop calling him, but the bigger he got ( ?) This title has not changed?Not only has it not changed, but it has been called many times a day!

So, Xiao Yu'er felt very hurt, what if he was still called that when he grew up?Then his fame in the first life will be gone!

"Daddy, can you stop calling me 'little thing'?"

Ai Jai put the things in his hand on the table, and then came to sit next to his dear son, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter? Daddy thinks the name 'little thing' sounds nice, why can't it be called?"

"Daddy—" Xiao Yu'er frowned, expressing her strong dissatisfaction with the name, "I'm a human being, not a thing, why do I call it 'little thing'?"

"Oh? What does the little thing think it should be called?"

"Well, this, let me think about it??????" Xiao Yu'er held his chin and thought hard.

Thinking and thinking, thinking and thinking, thinking and thinking, still can't figure it out, the name of the previous life must not be used, it will be very weird, and the most important thing is that the name is very unpleasant, and the streets are full of people. , this life must be a majestic and catchy name!

Thinking about it, Xiao Yu'er suddenly discovered a very serious problem. It seemed that his father hadn't told him what his name would be in this life? !

Xiao Yu'er looked at Ai Zhu suspiciously, and asked, "Daddy, what kind of name did you give me?"

name?

Ai Jaw frowned, looking at him hesitantly.

Didn't think of a name?Or, the name is very ugly?No, absolutely not!Xiao Yuer puffed up his eyes and stared at him, quickly change it for me!

Seeing the cute look of Xiao Yuer's puffed eyes, Ai Jai suddenly felt blessed and said, "Well, Dad has made up his mind, you can call the little thing 'Ai Yu', this is the best Ai family in the past thousand years. Listen to the name."

love fish?What's the name?Although he really likes to eat fish, he doesn't like to have a 'fish' in his name. Doesn't the whole world know that he likes to eat fish?Moreover, Dad said before that some people in this world like to hunt monsters to obtain their inner alchemy. What if he is thought to be a little fish who has achieved success in cultivation, what if he is killed?He still wants to live to see all over the world.

Xiao Yuer frowned and said with a mournful face, "Daddy, why did you name me 'Love Fish'? Although I really like fish, you can't name me 'Love Fish' just because I like fish. ’, what if those real fish come to me for revenge?”

Hearing this, Ai Zha's eyes flickered, and he said, "Oh? Is fish edible too?"

Xiao Yu'er's eyes widened, he looked at Ai Jah in surprise, and said pitifully, "Why doesn't Daddy know that fish can be eaten? The fish is delicious! Steamed, braised, short-fried, and boiled soup are all delicious, Daddy, how could you eat fish?" have no idea?"

"Ahem, little thing, let's stop arguing about this issue. The 'Ai Yu' that Daddy said is not the 'Aiyu' you imagined. This 'Ai Yu' is because our surname is 'Ai', and your name is 'Ai Yu'." It's 'Yu', so it's 'Ai Yu'??????"

The poor little Yu'er was confused by the pile of Aiyu fish before he could understand, his mind was full of "Aiyu", "Aiyu", "Aiyu" and "Aiyu"??????

However, Dad's voice was still echoing in the house, which seemed to disturb his mind, and Xiao Yu'er suddenly felt a headache.

"Daddy, I'm dizzy." Xiao Yu'er nestled into her father's arms coquettishly, covering her ears with her little hands, and sure enough, her voice became quieter.

Ai Jai stretched out his hand and flicked his baby son's head, and sighed inwardly. After getting along for so long, he understood that this little thing is extremely repulsive to these long-winded things. .Fortunately, he is still very interested in things like legends, otherwise he wouldn't know what to do.

"Okay, daddy won't talk about it, it's okay."

"Hee hee??? Daddy is so nice??????"

"You—" Ai Jai sighed, but he couldn't bear to force him to do something. This child was born against the sky, and he went through so much suffering. How could he have the heart to let this happy little face show disappointment?What's more, the pain that hurts him more than disappointment?

"However, Yu'er, you still need to know your own name, and Daddy will write it for you." As he spoke, Ai Zha took Xiao Yu'er's hand and sketched in his palm the most important thing that would occupy his life now and in the future. The name of the part - Ai Yu.

Although the writing is a little different, Xiao Yuer still understands it. He said embarrassedly: "I thought it was the 'fish' of 'Little Goldfish'."

"What is 'Little Goldfish'?"

Xiao Yu'er looked at Ai Jaw in surprise, and said, "Wow, Daddy, you don't even know little goldfish. 'Little goldfish' are cute little fishes that swim around in the water with big eyes."

Very cute?Ajaw looked at his precious son.

Big eyes?Ai Jai looked at the little thing that bulged out his big eyes and looked at him in surprise.

Love swimming around in water?Ai Jai thinks again about the little thing always refusing to come up every time he takes a bath.

Then, I came to a conclusion: It turned out that it was something like a small thing.

So, from then on, Xiao Yuer has a new name,

First name: Ai Yu

nickname: little fish

The author has something to say: When I went out to eat today, I saw a very handsome guy. He was really handsome and clean, and he was so handsome. I stared at him for a long time (secretly, of course). Looking at a very ordinary girl, I guess it is his girlfriend.

In the end... when he spoke... it turned out to be a "she"! ! ! ! ! !

Is there any mistake?My heart was broken then and it still hasn't been repaired, why is this happening?It doesn't matter if she looks like a man, why does she also dress like a man? ! ! !Pit father ah! !Isn't this bullying?

cry~~~

PS: This chapter is still a side story (table type~), the time for the second volume is 12:15 noon tomorrow, I will put it in the manuscript box later...

40

40. Go to Fruit Star! ...

"La la la... la la la..."

I sat happily on the tall horse (fake, just a bought puppet horse) and shook my head. No wonder the prisoners in the prison would go out from time to time to let the wind go. This fully proved a truth: the air outside is really fresh!

The decision I made to go to the teleportation formation on horseback was indeed incomparably wise. Just now when I was going out, my uncle said that I would ride a flying sword to the teleportation formation. If so, it would be faster. I am noncommittal, and I am not in a hurry Reincarnation, what do you want to do so quickly?

For me, a person who is going out for the first time (outing at home is not counted!), how can I let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see the place where I have lived for 16 years? This store is closed, and I don’t know if my father will allow me to go out after he comes back.

So, I used [-] ice creams of different flavors to "bribe" my uncle and let him agree to go horseback riding. In fact, it is not quite correct to say "bribe", because when my uncle saw the pile of colorful ice creams, his eyes were so red Green, didn't even hear what I was saying, just kept nodding.

Over the years, my uncle has been trained by me to the point where he nods when he sees me take out a bunch of delicacies. It’s really gratifying and saves me a lot of saliva. I don’t know if the third uncle will send me off after he finds out. A big gift for me...

Kekeke, let’s get down to business, now we are on the way to the teleportation array of "Guiyuanxing". Now I am sitting on a tall horse, and the other horse sitting next to me is like a child licking ice cream It's my uncle. He has a very nice name that everyone wants: Ai Qing.

And I am Ai Yu, an invincible and lovely genius in the universe who everyone loves flowers and sees flowers driving and sees cars.If you don’t know me well, please call me Mr. Yu (this is what my father said, I’m not so narcissistic), of course, if you know me, I don’t mind you calling me by my nickname—Xiao Yu’er.

Now, my uncle and I are on the way to the fruit star. Dad and the third uncle are both in the fruit star. We are going to find them. Well, there are probably so many.

"Uncle, when will we arrive?" The weather is so hot, I'm sweating profusely.

Uncle didn't raise his head, and continued to lick the ice cream: "It's still a long time, who told you to ride a horse, if we took the flying sword, we would have arrived long ago."

I stared at him fiercely, "Uncle, you are ashamed to say, who did not control it well and caused us to almost fall off the flying sword!"

That's right, this is the real reason why we ride horses now. Originally, I wanted to cover it up for him and save his reputation that was on the verge of extinction, but he was so embarrassed to say it!I happily stood on his flying sword and set off from Guiyuan Valley. It’s okay for him to be crooked all the way. For the sake of seeing my father soon, my lord has a lot to forgive him. In less than an hour, he actually let the two of us fall from a height of [-] li!

Although my uncle was able to turn the tide and barely allowed us to land safely without bloodshed, I was also frightened to death. I had to take out the ice cream I prepared for my father to eat from my new research and asked him to let us go on horseback. It's a bit slow, but at least it's safe. It's necessary for me to be a complete person when I see my father.

Uncle cringed under my murderous gaze and said, "Little Yu'er, that was an accident. After all, I haven't ridden a flying sword for nearly 500 years. You have to be considerate."

500 years?No way!

"Uncle, I seem to have heard Daddy say that you are not yet six hundred years old."

The uncle lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head in doubt and said, "That's right, it seems that I haven't ridden a flying sword since I met Xiaosan, Xiao Yu'er, let me tell you, his Lingxiao Chariot It’s really very comfortable, you should try it next time you see him.”

I looked up and sighed, this is not the point, okay!The problem now is that uncle, you have been raised in warm water like a frog. This is the most important thing!The third uncle didn't even give the bride price!How could you get married so quickly!No matter how you say it, he needs to hire three media and six recruits first...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Uncle, why don't you ask him to give you one?" This way we don't have to ride horses, and God knows my ass is all worn out and hot.

"That is the number one chariot in the world of cultivating immortals. There is only one chariot. It is considered a family inheritance and cannot be given away."

"Oh, uncle, we should buy a car after we go out. If we rely on horseback riding, how long will it be!"

"Okay, after going out of Guiyuan star and passing through a few transit stars, you can reach Yunyu star. The scenery there is very good, and many people will go there to play, so many chambers of commerce have set up shops there. We can go and see look."

"really?"

"of course."

It was so great that I could finally meet people!You must know that it has been 16 years since I came to this world, and I haven’t seen anyone other than my father, uncle, and third uncle. Like the people in the previous life, they have black eyes, black hair and yellow skin...just like daddy and the others.

But I wouldn't mind if they had red hair. Dad said that we must have a heart of tolerance and love for everything in the world, so that my way can last forever. I am a good boy of filial piety, and I listen to my dad very much. of.

but……

"Uncle, how long will it take us to arrive? We have been walking for a long time."

"I don't know, it should be soon, Xiao Yu'er, just persevere."

"Uncle, you said it easy, this horse is very uncomfortable to ride."

"That's all right, let's find a place to rest and find out if there is anything better than a horse."

"Great, let's find a place quickly."

"Uncle, can you do it?" I watched my uncle take out a bunch of materials and pick and choose there, just like the aunt in the vegetable market is buying vegetables. I began to regret it. Although my uncle knows a little about everything, Can he really build a carriage?It's doubtful, but don't fall apart when the carriage is halfway there, that would be embarrassing!

Riding a horse can also explain to others that you want to experience the heroism of riding a horse and wielding a sword. No matter how bad you are, you can pretend to be a beggar in the world of cultivating immortals and say that you can’t buy a flying sword because you don’t have spirit stones, but if you build a carriage on a flat road It suddenly dissipated while walking... Forget it, I, a good boy, don't think about such horrible things.

Uncle gave me a blank look, "Don't question my 'does it work'."

Uh……

Quack...a crow flies overhead...

I forgot that you can't ask a grown man this kind of question, something will happen.

"Oh, uncle, practice slowly, I'll go and find out if there's anything new nearby."

The uncle waved his hand, then bowed his head to select the materials, "Hurry up and come back."

Shaking my head, I walked out, hoping to see a carriage that could walk when I came back, Amen!I don't know if it's too late to start praying now...

I found one thing, that is, it is feasible to hold Buddha's feet temporarily. No wonder so many people grind their guns before the battle, because when I came back, I actually saw a carriage!It's really a carriage!A carriage with doors, windows and a roof!It's not the pumpkin cart that is round and then dug out in the legend!

What a joy!On the way back, I was still thinking about whether I should ride on a pumpkin car in the Xiuxianjie version. After all, I am not Cinderella, although we are from the same world.

When my uncle saw me, he waved his arms: "Come here, little fish, we're leaving."

"Okay, I'll come."

I turned left and right around the carriage, looked up and down, still not at ease.

"Uncle, is your carriage safe?"

"Security? What is that?" Uncle looked at me with confusion.

Yes, there is no quality inspection bureau in this world, er, it seems that there is no insurance... I suddenly feel even more worried. Doesn’t the absence of a national agency mean that no one will be held accountable for counterfeiting? Then if you buy black-hearted quilts in the future, the water-injected pork will still be poisonous. What do you do when you have rice? (Uh...Xiao Yuer, is this the time to worry about these issues?) I didn’t think about this issue when I was still returning to Yuangu, no, I have to go to buy things myself in the future!

But now it is better to ask whether the carriage is safe or not. Thinking of this, I asked worriedly: "Is it safe? Will it fall off halfway?"

"Oh, you're talking about this, don't worry, I've been studying Xiaosan's 'Roller Coaster' for many years, this one is a copy, there won't be any problems."

"That's good, I don't want to wait to fall to the ground, but, uncle, what are you doing studying Uncle Third's chariot?"

Speaking of this, my uncle immediately beamed with joy: "Of course I want to study its structure. After I know how to do it, I will make a bunch of them and sell them!"

Uh, what an ambitious answer, but it has been researched for nearly 500 years and has not been researched. I guess there is no hope in this life. However, I am a very filial and good boy, so I still don’t say it to hurt my uncle’s confidence. alright.

"Then uncle, let's go."

"Okay, but Xiao Yuer, hurry up and eat those things. I have been busy for a long time and I am exhausted."

"Wow, uncle, don't you have a lot in your bag, why do you want to grab mine?"

"I'll save mine for later, but now I'll eat yours first." Uncle said confidently, not knowing who taught it.

"But these are all for daddy to eat."

"Oh, Xiao Yu'er, every time you make new food over the years, you have to set aside a portion for your elder brother. He can't eat that much by himself. I'll help him eat some."

"But..." I was hesitating. Although what my uncle said made sense, I still wanted my dad to be the first to eat what I made.

"Anyway, you have done so much, and the eldest brother can't finish eating in a while, so you can just give me a little of everything."

Yes, uncle is very reasonable.

"Okay, what do you want to eat, uncle?"

"Then I want egg yolk cakes, leather meringue cakes, honeycomb pineapple cakes, walnut cakes, white bee cakes, crystal round cakes, and more..."

"Wow, uncle, don't eat so much, be careful to eat too much and get fat."

"How is it possible, these are small snacks, not enough for me to eat, by the way, little fish, I want to eat sweet sauce duck and sweet and sour goose at night."

"No, those are for daddy to eat."

"mean!"

"I'm not stingy!"

"It's stingy!"

"No!!!"

……

The author has something to say: from the beginning of this article, it will be [-], let’s spread flowers to celebrate~~

41

41. Pregnant? ...

"Uncle, I'm sorry..."

"Little Yu'er, bear with me, why don't we find a place to rest?"

"But I'm still very sad... woo woo..." I was so sad that I was about to die, maybe I would die in the next moment, and I would never see my father again... woo woo...

The uncle was at a loss, turned around and said, "Oh, Xiao Yuer, don't cry, I have never heard of anyone who faints when I grow up, and I don't know what to do! "

Woohoo, I don't want to either, how did I know that I would be dizzy with the teleportation array!When I first came here, I was still secretly happy. Finally, I don’t get motion sickness anymore, and I can run around the world.Who knew it would change the teleportation array for me!Woooooo, why am I so miserable!I am the most miserable person in heaven and earth!

We just teleported out from "Gui Yuan Xing", who knew that I would faint from the teleportation array, and I vomited all over the place as soon as I got here, and I haven't recovered yet, and I don't know if I will die because of it (Sweat! Xiao Yuer, you think too much!)...

No, after seeing my father, I must ask my father to make me the necessary medicine to prevent re-sickness teleportation formation when I travel!As for Uncle, since the speed of the carriage he made is not half that of a horse, let’s forget it, lest he make me a medicine that makes me half-sick and not half-sick, then I don’t know where to cry Let's go, this kind of thing that needs to be guaranteed should be handed over to the almighty father.

"Xiao Yu'er, are you okay?" Uncle squatted aside and looked at me curiously, as if he wanted to study it.

"Do you think... ahem... I look 'okay'?"

The uncle turned pale with shock: "Xiao Yu'er, are you dying soon?"

"You can't do it! Your whole family... no, you can't do it for the rest of your life!" The uncle is so bad, he actually said that to a healthy, cute and unmarried young man!

"Uh... Xiao Yuer, don't be angry, your body is important." Seeing that I was getting angry, my uncle quickly coaxed me in a low voice.

"Woooooo..." Why am I so miserable?I haven't seen my father yet, I'm about to die...

"Little fish, would you like something to eat?"

"No!" I gave my uncle a hard look, really ignorant!Anyone who eats right after throwing up is not a beggar.

"Then... drink some water?" Uncle suggested.

"Uh... oh..."

After resting for a long time, I finally recovered, but I was still lying lazily on the carriage, and my uncle helped me peel the sour plum fruit. As the name suggests, sour plum fruit tastes like sour plum, such a distinctive name I don't know who took it.

Uncle heard me say that sour things can stop vomiting, and then he searched for such a pile of sour plums in his Qiankun bag. I don’t know when he put them in because of greed, but it’s okay. There is a gluttonous uncle, otherwise I will be in trouble. You can’t let me drink a bottle of vinegar, it’s too scary!I am not a girl.

But my uncle looked at me mysteriously while peeling, I really wanted to pretend I didn’t see it, because I thought there must be nothing good to see his strange look, but the more he looked at it, the more strange his expression became, and he was still there hesitant to speak. It stopped for a long time.

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to ask, "Uncle, what do you want to ask?"

"Uh... Xiao Yuer..." Uncle looked at me for a while, and then he leaned over slowly.

I had a sour plum in my mouth, and asked him inarticulately, "What... what's wrong?"

"that is…"

Stare at the past!What does a big man hesitate to do?Hurry up!

Uncle said coyly: "Xiao Yuer, are you pregnant? I seem to have heard that only pregnant women like to eat sour."

quack……

A flock of crows flew overhead.

I bear it, uncle is just ignorant, uncle is ignorant, uncle is ignorant, uncle is ignorant...

I can't take it anymore!

With a cold tone: "Uncle~~~~"

Uncle shrank his neck, not daring to look at me, "What...what?"

Throwing a sour plum into his mouth, "I feel very, very uncomfortable. I don't even have the energy to open the Qiankun bag. Let's drink the northwest wind tonight."

"Ah? No, little fish!!!"

Hmph, that's too much!Really too much! ! !

How dare you say I'm pregnant!I am male!male!male! ! !

Let's see if you dare to say that I'm not a man next time, hmph, you can't say it explicitly, and you can't even hint it!Nothing! ! ! !

Stopping and stopping, dizzy and sleepy, after going through all kinds of hardships, we finally came to Yunyuxing, and my uncle said that he would never come out with me again, hum, I will not be with my uncle again after I find my father He ate up one-third of the stock in my Qiankun bag in just ten days!Woohoo, those are for daddy to eat...

For the sake of me and my father's few property, we must stay away from uncle in the future!Of course, if my uncle is willing to fund and sponsor my future travel, I still welcome my uncle very much.

However, I'm not very familiar with this place, and now that my father is not here, it's better not to be too far away from my uncle, lest my father find out that I don't know where to wander to that place after all, it will be bad.

"Uncle, where are we going?" I curiously touched a white cloud that looked soft like cotton candy floating in front of me with my hand, and asked casually.

This place is indeed a cloud and mist star. As soon as you walk out of the teleportation array, you can see many colorful clouds floating in the air. With the sunlight, they will change into colorful lights, and they look like cotton candy. I don’t know if they are delicious. , In fact, when I first saw so many "marshmallows" that seemed delicious, I really wanted to grab a few pieces to eat, but then I saw that my uncle didn't move, so I didn't try it, what a joke , what if there is poison in it?

Uncle may have been here many times, so he is more immune to the delicious scene here. Now he is playing with a map that he bought from the small stall next to the teleportation array with 30 yuan of Lingshi. Speaking of this map, it is still a cloud. One of the characteristics of Margaret Star.

Because the cloud star is full of colorful and color-changing clouds, it is easy to get lost by eyes. Smart merchants bury a lot of things for positioning on the cloud star, and then copy many copies of the positioning plate and sell them to make a lot of money. Hey, I don't know who came up with such a clever way.

"I don't know either. I haven't been here for a long time. It was Xiao San who was looking at the map before."

My head is full of black lines, the latter sentence is the key point!After getting along for so many years, and listening to so many things like "This little three will meet." "It used to be a little three doing xxx", I no longer have any confidence in my uncle's future.