The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
, it’s best if dad doesn’t like to eat it, so he will give it to me.
After a while of clanging in the kitchen, my delicacies were cooked, put them in the Qiankun bag, and I ran out to ask Daddy for dinner.Usually, my father likes to hang out in the gazebo in the garden and feel the way of heaven. As long as I shout hard at the door of the room, my father can hear it.
But today, I am going to yell in a low voice, it will be great if Dad can't hear, and I can eat first.So, I yelled in a mosquito-like voice: "Daddy, it's time to eat."
Then turned around and ran to the dining room.
However, when I came to the dining room, I saw my father sitting leisurely on a chair drinking tea??????
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone
Daddy was very surprised to see me crying. He picked me up and put me on a high chair, "What's wrong? Little Yu'er, who messed with you? Daddy will help you teach it a lesson." Sweeping Xiao Feifei next to him, Xiao Feifei chirped and chirped, fluttering in the air, his wings waving back and forth.Said that it has nothing to do with it, it was just stealing from time to time just now, it didn't do anything bad, and it didn't bully the little master.
I laughed through tears, and didn't dare to tell my dad that I was plotting against him just now, so I tugged on Dad's sleeve and explained: "I'm not crying, I just got smoked. Dad, let's eat quickly, I'll do it." I ordered the sweet and sour pork that you like very much."
Dad is not a modern person, so he didn't know this well-known "white lie", so he let me go.
This incident taught me a truth, in front of my father, it is very important not to show emotion or anger!I must practice more in the future!
6. Unexpected visitor...
After what happened yesterday, I came to a very tragic conclusion, that is: I like it, and my father likes it very much!I don't like it, but Daddy likes it too!
Wuwuwu, Dad said, that pot of soup is delicious, so he left a small bowl for me, even Xiao Feifei has a whole bowl, Dad is partial, who is his son?Could it be that I really picked it up?Xiao Feifei was born by father?
Dad said again that the sweet and sour pork was even more delicious than last time, so he left three pieces for me;
Dad also said that the braised chicken giblets are also very good, children should not eat offal, it is unhygienic, and it is not good for the body, so I didn't leave anything for me!
My poor little arm couldn't fight Daddy's big arm, so I had to pick up the cabbage and soup bibimbap that Daddy didn't want.
No, how can I grow taller if this continues!I must find a way to eat more, and I can't be below my daddy for the rest of my life!If this continues, I will never be able to turn over for the rest of my life!
"Daddy Daddy??????"
Dad picked me up, who was out of breath from running, and sat me on his lap, took out a beautiful silk scarf to wipe off my sweat, "Xiao Yu'er, didn't I tell you not to run so fast? What if you fall?"
"Oh, I promise I won't do it next time." I listened obediently and raised my little hand as if to swear.
Seeing that I had a good attitude of admitting my mistakes, my father gave me a sip of tea as a reward.In fact, I really wanted to tell my dad that there was your saliva on the teacup, but I didn’t dare, so I comforted myself, it’s okay, it’s okay, dad is in good health, no disease, no pain, no problem killing three tigers, so eat and eat I don't have a problem with Daddy's saliva.
Seeing me catch my breath, Dad asked, "Xiao Yu'er came to find Dad in such a hurry, but what's the matter?"
I nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, Xiao Yu'er wants to ask Daddy when will you leave the valley again?"
This is a good idea I came up with. When my father is out of the valley, I will make more food, eat more, and hide it, so that I will not worry about being hungry.Because when Dad was around, he would give me a lot of homework every day, and he would not cook for me if he didn't finish it. Dad didn't think about how old he was. Of course, he would not starve to death if he had one more meal or one less meal, but I would not. It's the same, what should I do if I am malnourished and can't grow up?
"Oh? Xiao Yu'er, is there anything you want Daddy to bring back?"
ah?This, didn't expect it?what to do? ??? Yes!
"Daddy, Xiaoyuer wants milk, eggs, flour, mushrooms, all kinds of fruits and vegetables??????" I counted them one by one with my fingers. Anyway, my father has a good memory, so I'm not afraid he won't be able to remember. .
"Little Yu'er, you really take food first. Anyway, I'm going to prepare some things for you to build your foundation. But this time Daddy will go out for a long time, about three months. Be good, don't run around, and don't do random experiments??????"
"You have to practice obediently and earnestly, and you also have to listen to Xiao Feifei, right?" I looked at my father with contempt, "Daddy, you always say these things, and I will recite them. Also, what did you say last time?" I still said to Xiao Feifei in private, "Xiao Yuer's cultivation speed is very fast, it can catch up with me when I was a child." It can be seen that I work hard every day, Daddy, you should also be careful when you go out, don't be deceived by others."
Daddy patted my head dumbfounded, "You brat."
Dad went out, and I was the only one left in Guiyuan Valley, along with a bird named Xiao Feifei.
After Dad went out for a day, I was very happy, and I spent the whole day in the kitchen cooking delicious food;
Three days after Daddy went out, I was still very happy, but I didn't stay in the kitchen because Xiao Feifei threatened me that I would tell Daddy when he came back if I didn't go to practice anymore.
Hmph, stingy!Isn't it just that I don't cook your favorite soup for you, do you care about it?How can I know what you want to express if you don't speak?Although you are not yet of age to speak.Don't you know we're an offensive and defensive alliance now?It's right to work hard and cooperate with the outside world, but Xiao Feifei gave me a blank look, and flew away without paying attention to me.
Seven days later, my father felt a little lonely, no one warmed me up, and without my father's warm embrace, I felt that winter had come early.
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One month after Daddy went out, I miss Daddy. His previous longest record was only 21 days and seven hours, never more than a month!
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One month and three days after Daddy went out, woohoo, I miss Daddy so much, I don’t know if something will happen to him?????? No, I’m going to wait for Daddy at the door!
"Xiao Feifei, when do you think Daddy will come back?" I squatted behind Taniguchi's defensive formation and asked Xiao Feifei, originally I wanted to go out and wait outside - Daddy told me how to get out.But Xiaofei Feifei blocked the way in front of me, screaming and screaming, and refused to let me pass, so I had to wait behind the big formation.Never encourage Dad to run away from home again!
Xiao Feifei flapped his left wing once, and his right wing flapped ten times.
"There is still one month and ten days, it's been a long time." I reached out and pulled the grass on the ground vigorously, making the ground even more bare.
"Hey, Xiao Feifei, do you miss Daddy?"
"Chirp chirp" Xiao Feifei yelled twice
"You want it too, don't you? Let's go out and find him, shall we?" I looked at it with bright eyes.
Xiao Feifei ignored my expectations and shook his head in a very humane manner.
I really want to ignore Xiao Feifei's warning and go out of Guiyuan Valley to find my father, but I can't, because I can't beat Xiao Feifei, and Xiao Feifei's talent skill is very powerful, and I can't deal with it.
Once I wanted to sneak out while my father wasn't there, but it found out, so it waited for me to get to the side of the formation and fixed me in place with colorful light, and then when my father came back, I was caught by him. I slapped him hard on my knee twice, it was very painful, and I will not dare to do it again in the future.
I lowered my head dejectedly, and decided not to make Xiao Feifei's favorite food today or tomorrow, so that it wouldn't have anything to eat!Hmph, pissed it off! !
"Hey, whose kid is this? He looks so cute." A crisp male voice suddenly rang in my ears.
I was taken aback, and quickly raised my head, because my father said that this defensive formation is invisible to those who are not of the same level, and those who are lower than my father will only see the continuous mountain peaks, but not this small valley.And to destroy this great formation requires strength close to that of the Mahayana stage, and it is unlikely that monks of the Mahayana stage will come to this unshitty Guiyuan star, so Dad goes out with confidence every time.
This man can see my existence, then he must be at the stage of transformation, or even higher!
How to do?
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7. Is he an uncle? ...
"Who are you?" I puffed up my big eyes, stared at him fiercely, and tried my best to express an aura, but I didn't know that such behavior would only make me more cute in the eyes of visitors.
"You are my elder brother's child, so cute. I am your father's younger brother, and I came here to see you." The visitor had a baby face and smiled brilliantly.
But I'm not an ordinary person, so I don't believe any of his words. In fact, if he said that he was just passing by, maybe I would believe it, although it is really difficult to pass by such a remote Guiyuan star.
"You're talking nonsense. Daddy didn't even say that he has a younger brother." I exposed his obvious lie. This person must have never heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Doesn't he know that parents of children nowadays tell children not to trust strangers? ?
"How could I lie to you? Do you think I look like a liar?" The man smiled even brighter, as if he didn't want money when he smiled.
"Liars say they're not liars." I pointed out the obvious.
"Uh, cutie, I'm really not a bad person." The visitor scratched his head in embarrassment, not knowing how to win my trust, "Yes," he took out a jade pendant from his pocket and gave it to me Look, "Look, your father also has this jade pendant, right? We are really brothers."
The jade pendant was unpretentious, with a very simple "Ai" character engraved on one side and a formation that I couldn't understand on the other side.It really looks like the one on daddy's waist, but it doesn't mean that he is daddy's younger brother. Now there are too many copycats, maybe they are fake.
"Daddy said don't trust strangers, and don't open the door to strangers." I tilted my head in embarrassment, "Why don't you go and get Daddy back? I'll open the door for you again?"
"Pfft, if I can find my elder brother, I will come here again? Forget it, I'll just wait here." The man imitated me and took out a futon and sat cross-legged on it, and also took out a jug and a wine glass to himself Pour yourself to drink.
I was relieved when I saw that he looked carefree and didn't seem to have anything to do. Originally, I thought about going back to ask Xiao Feifei later, maybe he knew.Xiao Feifei has been feeling unwell these days, feeling weak, and hasn't come out with me to wait for Daddy these two days.
"Little cutie, what's your name?" After sitting for a while, he asked again.
I thought about it and thought it would be okay to tell him, so I proudly said: "My name is Ai Yu, and I'm going to be 8 years old soon."
"That's right, I didn't expect the little Aiyu to fight like this. Time flies like an arrow." The man sighed, but after thinking about it, he felt wrong, "Why is it called 'Aiyu'? Do you like fish very much?" ?”
"No, it's not the little fish's fish, but Yu's flawless beauty." I was in a hurry, I don't want to change my name into a fish after my nickname, or I will become a big fish and a small fish in the future. How ugly that is, as if he and the fish are brothers.
"Oh, so it's that Yu, but I still think 'little fish' is cuter, your eyes are bulging, like a little goldfish."
I:"??????"
I began to believe that he and Daddy were related by blood, because Daddy had said so, and since then Daddy started calling me "Little Fish".
"This uncle, what's your name?" I asked him curiously, and then saw him choke suddenly.
"Cough cough cough, well, Xiao Yu'er, the name is not important, you can just call me uncle." The uncle wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth and said with a blushing face.
"Oh" I'm listless, why are one or two adults like this now, it's just a name, and it's not a treasure, why are they hidden so tightly?but??????
"Hey, Uncle, you said you are Daddy's younger brother, so you must know his name, right?" I looked at him with bright eyes, full of expectation.
"Cough cough cough???" The uncle was choked again, coughing non-stop.It's really useless, I will choke when I drink saliva when I grow up so big, I won't.
Uncle put the jug into the storage bag, and then asked me, "Well, little fish, didn't your father tell you?"
"No, he just wrote to me."
The uncle suddenly became interested, moved his futon a big step forward, and looked at me from a distance across a protective formation, big eyes to small eyes.
"Then what did he write? Write it to me."
I saw his gossiping face and was very puzzled, but I still picked up a branch and wrote on the ground. I don’t know the word “欱”, but this uncle is so much older than me, so he must know it. Just ask him to teach me when the time comes!I'm so smart!
It’s just that my uncle laughed and fell to the ground after reading the words I wrote, and almost rolled on the ground, “Hahaha, he really wrote it, it’s interesting, it’s so interesting. Little fish, did he tell you how to read it? ah?"
Shaking my head honestly, "Daddy didn't say, he told me to think for myself." Really, Daddy, I'm not Cangjie, how do I know how to pronounce this word, Daddy will bully children!
"I just knew, hehe, come here, Xiao Yu'er, uncle will tell you how to pronounce this word." It's worth it, it's so worth it, hahaha, it's not in vain, think about it, there will be one more person in the world of cultivating immortals who dares to call him That shocking name!Finally, I don't have to suffer alone!
Uncle looked up and down, looked left, looked right, then hooked his fingers, I leaned over knowingly, and then he said furtively, "You remember clearly, Xiao Yuer, pronounce the word he (two times) ), the second sound is the 'river' of 'falling in love', it doesn't matter if you don't remember clearly, just remember 'falling in love' in the future. Hahaha???"
??? Sure enough, it is a classic name, even more classic than my 'Xiao Yu'er'. Thinking about walking on the street with the appearance of my father, attracting everyone's attention, it is just right for everyone, especially the girl from Huaichun. While murmuring who it was, someone suddenly yelled, "Aihe, wait for me."
Uh, thinking about it makes me angry, hey, no, my father's name is "Ai Feng", not "Ai He".
The uncle waved his hand, with a look of jealousy on his face, "He changed it by himself. When he was young, his father named him 'Aihe'. Later, when he grew up and became sensible, he insisted on changing his name and went on a hunger strike. Protest! But his name has already been recorded in the family Yudie, and he can’t change it, so he changed this word that few people know, and later threatened and lured everyone in the world of cultivating immortals to call him the eldest son, hey, what luck good."
Hehe, that daddy's dad must be a very interesting person too.
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8. Daddy is back (repair)...
Uncle is very interesting. He told me many, many stories about my father and their adventures.I found that this uncle is very talented in storytelling, and he speaks vividly and concretely, vividly, and it is extremely interesting.
There is only one small problem, that is, in every story, he is the hero who rescues the suffering at the last moment, which made me have great doubts, so I automatically replaced that hero with Daddy in my mind, It didn't feel so strange.
Because generally speaking, heroes rarely have a baby face, and have you seen Lei Feng often say that he has done such and such a good thing?Therefore, heroes are the kind who are usually quiet and show their talents at critical moments. How does my uncle look like the kind who is in charge of provoking trouble at the front, and then is rescued by the hero who came with him at the last moment.
But now that my father is away, I dare not tell my discovery.Although my father said that the protective formation is very strong and ordinary people can't destroy it, but I'm not afraid of [-], just in case, if my uncle becomes angry and happens to be not an ordinary person, and uses some special skills to me, my life will be over.
Dad is away now, although he mentioned that if someone invades, he will definitely come back as soon as possible, but when he comes back, he will probably be able to catch up with my first seven, and the grass will not be far from my grave. It's better to be quiet.
"Uncle, you are really good, even your father is not as good as you." The uncle's speech was so wonderful that I slapped my little palm red.
"Ahem, that's right, I'm also one of the famous 'Five Young Masters' in the world of cultivating immortals. Those monsters who don't have long eyes are my opponents." Uncle said triumphantly.
Wow, I like listening to these celebrity stories the most, "Uncle, what is 'Five Sons', can you tell Xiao Yuer about it?"
"No problem, no problem, Xiao Yuer, listen carefully." I don't know if it's because no one has ever listened to his story so attentively, the uncle was very interested,
"'Five sons' is the reputation given to five young, handsome and highly skilled cultivators in the world of cultivating immortals. Your father is the eldest son, who is good at formations and alchemy, whether it is immortal formations or magical pills. Nothing can trouble him; the Xiang Qing we mentioned just now is the second son, the chief disciple of the largest sword pavilion in the world of cultivating immortals, his flying sword is very powerful, and he has never had an opponent in this area; As for the son Tull, just ignore him, he is a pervert; the fourth son is a lone ranger, his favorite thing is to find people to fight, and he has made countless enemies in the world of cultivating immortals; and then there is the fifth son who is handsome, handsome, talented, talented and suave. me."
Uncle finished speaking in one breath, and looked at me expectantly, his big eyes flickering, as if to say "I am very good".
"Uncle is really amazing, what are you good at?"
"Me? What am I good at? Well, I seem to know a little bit of everything."
Uh, you can't know everything, but you can't be proficient in anything, right?Looking at the uncle who was scratching his head, it's very possible.
"Then uncle, can you teach me spells? Dad said that I am still young, so he won't teach me." I looked at him expectantly.
The uncle was very happy, and said again and again, "Okay, okay, then I will show you a simple fire dragon."
As the uncle stretched out his right hand, a small flame rose slowly in his hand. For a moment, the spiritual energy around him frantically rushed towards him. After a while, the flame grew bigger and bigger, and became a big fire. fireball.Then the body of the big fireball elongated, then the back end shortened, and the front end became longer, as if something protruded from the fireball.
"Wow, it's really grown," I yelled, as a little lifelike dragon emerged from the fireball, shaking its head and tail, and shaking its head.
"So cute!" I was overjoyed, this little dragon looks much better than those fireworks.
"Yes, yes, I think so too." The uncle was so proud that his tail almost went up to the sky.
"But I don't think it's so cute, Ai Qing, what are you doing here if you're not staying in Fruit Star?" A cold voice suddenly came from midair.
I looked up and found that it was my father, who was standing in the void outside the protective formation, looking at me tenderly.
"Daddy, Xiao Yu'er misses you so much, woo woo"
Dad quickly opened the big formation, walked in and hugged me in his arms, I hugged Dad tightly, wiping my tears and snot on his clothes.
The uncle rubbed his nose and followed in, "Didn't I hear that your child was born, so I'll come and have a look, he has grown so big, I haven't seen him yet, and, brother, can you not Call me by that name?"
"Which one? Ai Qing?" Daddy said without looking back, taking out a silk scarf to wipe my tears as he walked.
"That's it, big brother, can you stop calling me Xiao Wu and just call me Xiao Wu." Ai Qing smiled flatteringly.
"Isn't the name just called by others? Why, don't you like it?" Dad's voice was very cold, um, it's so strange.
"I like it, I like it very much, I like it so much, little brother, I don't have the slightest opinion on the name you 'choose'." The uncle's words were distorted, and I couldn't see that he liked it very much.However, Ai Qing?love?puff??????
"What's the matter? Crying and laughing, are you sick?" Dad worriedly put me on his lap, and stretched out his hand to feel my pulse.
"I'm fine, Daddy, why are your names so, uh, strange?"
Dad said lightly, "It's nothing, it's just the Ai family's tradition." Then he glanced at his uncle calmly, seeing that his uncle was sweating coldly, but he didn't dare to wipe it off, looking very pitiful.
"But I think Daddy's name sounds nice. Ai Yi, Ai Yu, Aiheaiyu, it fits my name very well. How nice it sounds. Fish and river are inseparable, as if the two of us will always be together." I counted them carefully to my father, telling him not to be sad, and to accompany him with me. My name is not much better, but it seems that there is no better name for the surname "Ai".Ai Ye?Wormwood?Ai Hua?Uh, it doesn't sound very nice.
Dad's body trembled, and he murmured in a low voice: "Ai Yi Ai Yu, Ai Yi Ai Yu, Ai Yu Ai Yu??? Indeed, it's very nice to hear, Xiao Yu'er is ready to be with Daddy forever?"
I didn't understand anything at that time, and I just wanted to comfort my dad who was sad about the name, so I said seriously: "Yes, Xiao Yuer will be with daddy and never be separated." Fingers and Daddy pull Gougou, "Pull the Gou and hang yourself, you are not allowed to change for 100 years, uh, no, cultivators don't live for only 100 years."
Dad was very kind to help me solve the problem, and said with a low laugh: "Then we will never separate, okay?"
"Okay, Daddy, you are so smart, let's start again!"
So I talked with my dad, and my dad's deep voice mixed with my soft, waxy and milky child's voice, and made an oath: "If you hang yourself with a hook, you will never be separated??????"
A long, long time later, after a very, very long time, one day after my father and I have been together for a very long time, I asked when did my father start plotting against me, and my father told me the truth, he said that the strength of a cultivator has reached a certain level When you are at a certain level, you can see the way of heaven, and you can also use the way of heaven.When I made a promise to him that day that would never change for the rest of my life, it was destined that the two of us would be together for the rest of our lives, and we would not die, so we would be together forever.
Poor me, I just sold myself in such a muddleheaded way, and I still have no money! ! !
Of course, I don’t know now, so I sat on my dad’s lap to eat snacks, and my dad gave me a sip of water from his teacup from time to time, and then turned to my uncle who was sweating profusely and looked horrified. Talk about things I don't understand.It's strange, dad didn't tell scary ghost stories, why is he so scared?Don't care about him, the pastry that Dad brought back this time is delicious, um, eat another piece.
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9. Uncle was lost...
In the days that followed, my uncle refused to leave with a sullen face, and even robbed a lot of delicacies I made!The matter of rubbing rice is not something that can be solved by adding a pair of chopsticks for one person and then adding a bowl, which means that my dining table will be open to others from now on!It shows that I was one of the few leftover food that my father ate and didn't want, and I added another contender! ! !
Just what a horrible thing!How can I, who have small arms and legs, beat my uncle, a savage who was reincarnated from starvation, so the result of the first meal for the three of us is that Dad eats very elegantly, with chopsticks everywhere; Uncle eats with oily mouth and shining hands ; And I am a bibimbap again!Fortunately, I have eaten a lot of pastries before eating, and I am not very hungry.
But the best thing is Dad, he sees that I can't pick up the food, he will hold me in his arms from now on, feed me, I just need to open my mouth, it's very convenient.
I regret very much that I was soft-hearted at that time, rescued my uncle from my father's oppression, and invited my uncle to have dinner with us.As a result, he ate and ate, ate and ate, and ate endlessly. He ate up the ingredients we could have eaten in the first half of the year in three months.Daddy was very angry, and the consequences were serious!
So at breakfast one day, my uncle disappeared.
I was very surprised and asked where my father and uncle had gone, but my father said flatly: "I threw him out last night."
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Uh??? Poor Uncle!I don't know if it turned into a star in the sky, and then said 'I will definitely come back! 'some type of.
Although the uncle is gone, the consequences brought by the uncle have not disappeared, and we are facing the danger of running out of food.I told my dad about it, and my dad said don't worry, someone will send us daily necessities regularly in the future.
So I was relieved and didn't ask him who that person was. Don't even think about it, that person must be the unlucky uncle.Because since he lived here, Daddy's complexion has become more and more ugly and darker. If it is in modern times, he can play Bao Zheng without makeup, and save a lot of makeup expenses.
Based on what I know about Daddy, he will definitely come back with revenge, in a fair and honest way!
As a result, Uncle was promoted to be the Purchasing Director of Guiyuan Valley.
After morning class - ran three laps around the small garden.This morning class was added recently. I was very surprised why I had to practice running. In the past, my father would wake me up every morning to meditate and absorb the aura of heaven and earth.But now it becomes waking up—Daddy kisses me—meditating—running—cooking.Dad said it was to exercise my endurance and it would be good for me in the future.
Dad is old, and what he said is very reasonable, so I walk around the garden every day with my short legs.It's just that after hearing Dad's explanation, my uncle's face was distorted, like a chrysanthemum in autumn, hesitant to speak in a strange way, ruining his good face.
I went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, and now my kitchen is not the same as it used to be. If the kitchen used to be a small kitchen in a small rental house, the kitchen now is a big kitchen in a well-equipped five-star hotel!
The uncle who knows a little bit about everything is really useful and has a strong understanding. Since he explained the principle of the oven to me, and after listening to me describe the deliciousness of the cake, the uncle has developed an oven for me.
I'm so glad I don't have to worry about not having utensils from now on!As the saying goes, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. Without specific tools, some things cannot be made.For example, cake.
By the way, I am going to make a cake today.
Most of the cakes I made a few times ago went into my uncle’s stomach, and the smaller half went into my dad’s stomach—because my dad doesn’t like sweets very much, the remaining half and half are mine. I like to eat cakes, why didn't daddy grab it for me?
But now my day is finally here!Uncle is away, and dad doesn't like to eat, so most of the cakes are mine!
There are many ways to make cakes, but many of them are not affordable for my small body, so I will not join in the fun, so I am going to use the laziest way to do it, separating the egg yolk from the egg white, and adding the egg white Make foam from the white sugar, then take it out and add egg yolk and white sugar flour, um, the sweeter tastes better, put more white sugar, ah, and milk??????
Put the finished cake into the oven, put the spirit stone at the corresponding temperature, and then press the switch—to be honest, uncle’s switch was invented very well. The previous switch was the spirit stone. Coming out of the fire formation, I am always worried that it will burn me, so I am careful every time.But it’s different now. I don’t know if it’s because my uncle is not very proficient in everything. The fire gathering array he engraved will only burst into flames after a while after pressing the switch, which is very convenient for me to stay away from the gas stove—the gas stove I also asked him to improve.
"Daddy, daddy?????" I ran to the garden again.
"Xiao Yu'er, I remember telling you many times, don't run away, why don't you listen?" Dad patted me helplessly, letting me catch my breath.
Hmph, I don't want to listen, how good is running, it can exercise endurance. (Jasmine: My poor wow, I am sorry for my mother! I was taught such bad thoughts at such a young age.)
Since I accidentally fell down while running last time, my father built a straight path on the way to the garden in a fit of anger. There is not a single flower or grass on it. It is neither smooth nor rough, let alone trotting It's okay, even if you run fast, there is no problem, so there is no such thing as daddy talking about falling down!
But business matters now.
"Daddy, I baked your favorite cake, shall we eat the cake now?" I looked at him expectantly with star eyes.
Daddy scratched my little nose with his hand, and laughed in a low voice: "Little greedy cat, isn't cake your favorite? How did it become Daddy's favorite?"
"Oh, that's not important," I waved my little hand, "Isn't mine the same as Daddy's?"
"Xiao Yu'er's is Daddy's? Are you serious?"
I only remember the delicious cakes in my heart, and I don't think deeply about what my father said.
"Of course, Daddy, let's go eat cake quickly, or we won't be able to eat it until Uncle comes back." I sat on Daddy's arms and urged him to leave quickly.
"Okay, okay, then Daddy will take Xiaoyuer to eat Daddy's favorite cake, what kind of cake did Xiaoyuer make today?"
"It's lemon cake, sweet and sour Daddy, you will definitely like it." I strongly encouraged Daddy, hoping that he would walk faster, so that I could eat my cake sooner, if it wasn't for Daddy always saying that eating alone is very difficult Unfilial, I ate it long ago.I am a filial and good boy, so I have to eat any good things with my dad.
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10. Strangers come...
Woo, I shouldn't have baked sweet and sour cakes. Daddy really liked them, and most of them went into his stomach. He even bullied me for having a small mouth, so he only left me a few pieces.He also said that children should not eat too much sour food, it is not good for the stomach.Humph, am I not a child?I'm 22 years old and I'm going to be 23!It's a big adult who can't be bigger!If you put it in modern times, you have reached the legal age for marriage.
However, I find that since I was born again, although my physical age has been getting older, my mental age seems to be getting younger, and lately I have become more and more childish.Especially after I found out that my father is really good to me and really loves me, I am more and more used to acting like a baby in front of my father, acting like a child, as if adding the childhood of the previous life and the childhood of this life together It's like we're done together.
In the previous life, there were many children in the orphanage. Although the director’s aunt, other aunts, and volunteer brothers and sisters were very kind to us, they were not our parents, and it was impossible for each of them to have one.So I really want to know what it's like to have parents, is it like someone loves someone on TV, like falling into honey, and that's why I depend on my father so much in my life, right?
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, I just know that I've been happy over the years and seem to be getting happier.Daddy also likes my dependence on him, although he sometimes bullies me.In fact, this is not bad, with such a good father, he also promised me that he would accompany me on an interstellar journey in the future. Life is like this, what else can I ask for?
After a while of clanging in the kitchen, my delicacies were cooked, put them in the Qiankun bag, and I ran out to ask Daddy for dinner.Usually, my father likes to hang out in the gazebo in the garden and feel the way of heaven. As long as I shout hard at the door of the room, my father can hear it.
But today, I am going to yell in a low voice, it will be great if Dad can't hear, and I can eat first.So, I yelled in a mosquito-like voice: "Daddy, it's time to eat."
Then turned around and ran to the dining room.
However, when I came to the dining room, I saw my father sitting leisurely on a chair drinking tea??????
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone
Daddy was very surprised to see me crying. He picked me up and put me on a high chair, "What's wrong? Little Yu'er, who messed with you? Daddy will help you teach it a lesson." Sweeping Xiao Feifei next to him, Xiao Feifei chirped and chirped, fluttering in the air, his wings waving back and forth.Said that it has nothing to do with it, it was just stealing from time to time just now, it didn't do anything bad, and it didn't bully the little master.
I laughed through tears, and didn't dare to tell my dad that I was plotting against him just now, so I tugged on Dad's sleeve and explained: "I'm not crying, I just got smoked. Dad, let's eat quickly, I'll do it." I ordered the sweet and sour pork that you like very much."
Dad is not a modern person, so he didn't know this well-known "white lie", so he let me go.
This incident taught me a truth, in front of my father, it is very important not to show emotion or anger!I must practice more in the future!
6. Unexpected visitor...
After what happened yesterday, I came to a very tragic conclusion, that is: I like it, and my father likes it very much!I don't like it, but Daddy likes it too!
Wuwuwu, Dad said, that pot of soup is delicious, so he left a small bowl for me, even Xiao Feifei has a whole bowl, Dad is partial, who is his son?Could it be that I really picked it up?Xiao Feifei was born by father?
Dad said again that the sweet and sour pork was even more delicious than last time, so he left three pieces for me;
Dad also said that the braised chicken giblets are also very good, children should not eat offal, it is unhygienic, and it is not good for the body, so I didn't leave anything for me!
My poor little arm couldn't fight Daddy's big arm, so I had to pick up the cabbage and soup bibimbap that Daddy didn't want.
No, how can I grow taller if this continues!I must find a way to eat more, and I can't be below my daddy for the rest of my life!If this continues, I will never be able to turn over for the rest of my life!
"Daddy Daddy??????"
Dad picked me up, who was out of breath from running, and sat me on his lap, took out a beautiful silk scarf to wipe off my sweat, "Xiao Yu'er, didn't I tell you not to run so fast? What if you fall?"
"Oh, I promise I won't do it next time." I listened obediently and raised my little hand as if to swear.
Seeing that I had a good attitude of admitting my mistakes, my father gave me a sip of tea as a reward.In fact, I really wanted to tell my dad that there was your saliva on the teacup, but I didn’t dare, so I comforted myself, it’s okay, it’s okay, dad is in good health, no disease, no pain, no problem killing three tigers, so eat and eat I don't have a problem with Daddy's saliva.
Seeing me catch my breath, Dad asked, "Xiao Yu'er came to find Dad in such a hurry, but what's the matter?"
I nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, Xiao Yu'er wants to ask Daddy when will you leave the valley again?"
This is a good idea I came up with. When my father is out of the valley, I will make more food, eat more, and hide it, so that I will not worry about being hungry.Because when Dad was around, he would give me a lot of homework every day, and he would not cook for me if he didn't finish it. Dad didn't think about how old he was. Of course, he would not starve to death if he had one more meal or one less meal, but I would not. It's the same, what should I do if I am malnourished and can't grow up?
"Oh? Xiao Yu'er, is there anything you want Daddy to bring back?"
ah?This, didn't expect it?what to do? ??? Yes!
"Daddy, Xiaoyuer wants milk, eggs, flour, mushrooms, all kinds of fruits and vegetables??????" I counted them one by one with my fingers. Anyway, my father has a good memory, so I'm not afraid he won't be able to remember. .
"Little Yu'er, you really take food first. Anyway, I'm going to prepare some things for you to build your foundation. But this time Daddy will go out for a long time, about three months. Be good, don't run around, and don't do random experiments??????"
"You have to practice obediently and earnestly, and you also have to listen to Xiao Feifei, right?" I looked at my father with contempt, "Daddy, you always say these things, and I will recite them. Also, what did you say last time?" I still said to Xiao Feifei in private, "Xiao Yuer's cultivation speed is very fast, it can catch up with me when I was a child." It can be seen that I work hard every day, Daddy, you should also be careful when you go out, don't be deceived by others."
Daddy patted my head dumbfounded, "You brat."
Dad went out, and I was the only one left in Guiyuan Valley, along with a bird named Xiao Feifei.
After Dad went out for a day, I was very happy, and I spent the whole day in the kitchen cooking delicious food;
Three days after Daddy went out, I was still very happy, but I didn't stay in the kitchen because Xiao Feifei threatened me that I would tell Daddy when he came back if I didn't go to practice anymore.
Hmph, stingy!Isn't it just that I don't cook your favorite soup for you, do you care about it?How can I know what you want to express if you don't speak?Although you are not yet of age to speak.Don't you know we're an offensive and defensive alliance now?It's right to work hard and cooperate with the outside world, but Xiao Feifei gave me a blank look, and flew away without paying attention to me.
Seven days later, my father felt a little lonely, no one warmed me up, and without my father's warm embrace, I felt that winter had come early.
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One month after Daddy went out, I miss Daddy. His previous longest record was only 21 days and seven hours, never more than a month!
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One month and three days after Daddy went out, woohoo, I miss Daddy so much, I don’t know if something will happen to him?????? No, I’m going to wait for Daddy at the door!
"Xiao Feifei, when do you think Daddy will come back?" I squatted behind Taniguchi's defensive formation and asked Xiao Feifei, originally I wanted to go out and wait outside - Daddy told me how to get out.But Xiaofei Feifei blocked the way in front of me, screaming and screaming, and refused to let me pass, so I had to wait behind the big formation.Never encourage Dad to run away from home again!
Xiao Feifei flapped his left wing once, and his right wing flapped ten times.
"There is still one month and ten days, it's been a long time." I reached out and pulled the grass on the ground vigorously, making the ground even more bare.
"Hey, Xiao Feifei, do you miss Daddy?"
"Chirp chirp" Xiao Feifei yelled twice
"You want it too, don't you? Let's go out and find him, shall we?" I looked at it with bright eyes.
Xiao Feifei ignored my expectations and shook his head in a very humane manner.
I really want to ignore Xiao Feifei's warning and go out of Guiyuan Valley to find my father, but I can't, because I can't beat Xiao Feifei, and Xiao Feifei's talent skill is very powerful, and I can't deal with it.
Once I wanted to sneak out while my father wasn't there, but it found out, so it waited for me to get to the side of the formation and fixed me in place with colorful light, and then when my father came back, I was caught by him. I slapped him hard on my knee twice, it was very painful, and I will not dare to do it again in the future.
I lowered my head dejectedly, and decided not to make Xiao Feifei's favorite food today or tomorrow, so that it wouldn't have anything to eat!Hmph, pissed it off! !
"Hey, whose kid is this? He looks so cute." A crisp male voice suddenly rang in my ears.
I was taken aback, and quickly raised my head, because my father said that this defensive formation is invisible to those who are not of the same level, and those who are lower than my father will only see the continuous mountain peaks, but not this small valley.And to destroy this great formation requires strength close to that of the Mahayana stage, and it is unlikely that monks of the Mahayana stage will come to this unshitty Guiyuan star, so Dad goes out with confidence every time.
This man can see my existence, then he must be at the stage of transformation, or even higher!
How to do?
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7. Is he an uncle? ...
"Who are you?" I puffed up my big eyes, stared at him fiercely, and tried my best to express an aura, but I didn't know that such behavior would only make me more cute in the eyes of visitors.
"You are my elder brother's child, so cute. I am your father's younger brother, and I came here to see you." The visitor had a baby face and smiled brilliantly.
But I'm not an ordinary person, so I don't believe any of his words. In fact, if he said that he was just passing by, maybe I would believe it, although it is really difficult to pass by such a remote Guiyuan star.
"You're talking nonsense. Daddy didn't even say that he has a younger brother." I exposed his obvious lie. This person must have never heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Doesn't he know that parents of children nowadays tell children not to trust strangers? ?
"How could I lie to you? Do you think I look like a liar?" The man smiled even brighter, as if he didn't want money when he smiled.
"Liars say they're not liars." I pointed out the obvious.
"Uh, cutie, I'm really not a bad person." The visitor scratched his head in embarrassment, not knowing how to win my trust, "Yes," he took out a jade pendant from his pocket and gave it to me Look, "Look, your father also has this jade pendant, right? We are really brothers."
The jade pendant was unpretentious, with a very simple "Ai" character engraved on one side and a formation that I couldn't understand on the other side.It really looks like the one on daddy's waist, but it doesn't mean that he is daddy's younger brother. Now there are too many copycats, maybe they are fake.
"Daddy said don't trust strangers, and don't open the door to strangers." I tilted my head in embarrassment, "Why don't you go and get Daddy back? I'll open the door for you again?"
"Pfft, if I can find my elder brother, I will come here again? Forget it, I'll just wait here." The man imitated me and took out a futon and sat cross-legged on it, and also took out a jug and a wine glass to himself Pour yourself to drink.
I was relieved when I saw that he looked carefree and didn't seem to have anything to do. Originally, I thought about going back to ask Xiao Feifei later, maybe he knew.Xiao Feifei has been feeling unwell these days, feeling weak, and hasn't come out with me to wait for Daddy these two days.
"Little cutie, what's your name?" After sitting for a while, he asked again.
I thought about it and thought it would be okay to tell him, so I proudly said: "My name is Ai Yu, and I'm going to be 8 years old soon."
"That's right, I didn't expect the little Aiyu to fight like this. Time flies like an arrow." The man sighed, but after thinking about it, he felt wrong, "Why is it called 'Aiyu'? Do you like fish very much?" ?”
"No, it's not the little fish's fish, but Yu's flawless beauty." I was in a hurry, I don't want to change my name into a fish after my nickname, or I will become a big fish and a small fish in the future. How ugly that is, as if he and the fish are brothers.
"Oh, so it's that Yu, but I still think 'little fish' is cuter, your eyes are bulging, like a little goldfish."
I:"??????"
I began to believe that he and Daddy were related by blood, because Daddy had said so, and since then Daddy started calling me "Little Fish".
"This uncle, what's your name?" I asked him curiously, and then saw him choke suddenly.
"Cough cough cough, well, Xiao Yu'er, the name is not important, you can just call me uncle." The uncle wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth and said with a blushing face.
"Oh" I'm listless, why are one or two adults like this now, it's just a name, and it's not a treasure, why are they hidden so tightly?but??????
"Hey, Uncle, you said you are Daddy's younger brother, so you must know his name, right?" I looked at him with bright eyes, full of expectation.
"Cough cough cough???" The uncle was choked again, coughing non-stop.It's really useless, I will choke when I drink saliva when I grow up so big, I won't.
Uncle put the jug into the storage bag, and then asked me, "Well, little fish, didn't your father tell you?"
"No, he just wrote to me."
The uncle suddenly became interested, moved his futon a big step forward, and looked at me from a distance across a protective formation, big eyes to small eyes.
"Then what did he write? Write it to me."
I saw his gossiping face and was very puzzled, but I still picked up a branch and wrote on the ground. I don’t know the word “欱”, but this uncle is so much older than me, so he must know it. Just ask him to teach me when the time comes!I'm so smart!
It’s just that my uncle laughed and fell to the ground after reading the words I wrote, and almost rolled on the ground, “Hahaha, he really wrote it, it’s interesting, it’s so interesting. Little fish, did he tell you how to read it? ah?"
Shaking my head honestly, "Daddy didn't say, he told me to think for myself." Really, Daddy, I'm not Cangjie, how do I know how to pronounce this word, Daddy will bully children!
"I just knew, hehe, come here, Xiao Yu'er, uncle will tell you how to pronounce this word." It's worth it, it's so worth it, hahaha, it's not in vain, think about it, there will be one more person in the world of cultivating immortals who dares to call him That shocking name!Finally, I don't have to suffer alone!
Uncle looked up and down, looked left, looked right, then hooked his fingers, I leaned over knowingly, and then he said furtively, "You remember clearly, Xiao Yuer, pronounce the word he (two times) ), the second sound is the 'river' of 'falling in love', it doesn't matter if you don't remember clearly, just remember 'falling in love' in the future. Hahaha???"
??? Sure enough, it is a classic name, even more classic than my 'Xiao Yu'er'. Thinking about walking on the street with the appearance of my father, attracting everyone's attention, it is just right for everyone, especially the girl from Huaichun. While murmuring who it was, someone suddenly yelled, "Aihe, wait for me."
Uh, thinking about it makes me angry, hey, no, my father's name is "Ai Feng", not "Ai He".
The uncle waved his hand, with a look of jealousy on his face, "He changed it by himself. When he was young, his father named him 'Aihe'. Later, when he grew up and became sensible, he insisted on changing his name and went on a hunger strike. Protest! But his name has already been recorded in the family Yudie, and he can’t change it, so he changed this word that few people know, and later threatened and lured everyone in the world of cultivating immortals to call him the eldest son, hey, what luck good."
Hehe, that daddy's dad must be a very interesting person too.
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8. Daddy is back (repair)...
Uncle is very interesting. He told me many, many stories about my father and their adventures.I found that this uncle is very talented in storytelling, and he speaks vividly and concretely, vividly, and it is extremely interesting.
There is only one small problem, that is, in every story, he is the hero who rescues the suffering at the last moment, which made me have great doubts, so I automatically replaced that hero with Daddy in my mind, It didn't feel so strange.
Because generally speaking, heroes rarely have a baby face, and have you seen Lei Feng often say that he has done such and such a good thing?Therefore, heroes are the kind who are usually quiet and show their talents at critical moments. How does my uncle look like the kind who is in charge of provoking trouble at the front, and then is rescued by the hero who came with him at the last moment.
But now that my father is away, I dare not tell my discovery.Although my father said that the protective formation is very strong and ordinary people can't destroy it, but I'm not afraid of [-], just in case, if my uncle becomes angry and happens to be not an ordinary person, and uses some special skills to me, my life will be over.
Dad is away now, although he mentioned that if someone invades, he will definitely come back as soon as possible, but when he comes back, he will probably be able to catch up with my first seven, and the grass will not be far from my grave. It's better to be quiet.
"Uncle, you are really good, even your father is not as good as you." The uncle's speech was so wonderful that I slapped my little palm red.
"Ahem, that's right, I'm also one of the famous 'Five Young Masters' in the world of cultivating immortals. Those monsters who don't have long eyes are my opponents." Uncle said triumphantly.
Wow, I like listening to these celebrity stories the most, "Uncle, what is 'Five Sons', can you tell Xiao Yuer about it?"
"No problem, no problem, Xiao Yuer, listen carefully." I don't know if it's because no one has ever listened to his story so attentively, the uncle was very interested,
"'Five sons' is the reputation given to five young, handsome and highly skilled cultivators in the world of cultivating immortals. Your father is the eldest son, who is good at formations and alchemy, whether it is immortal formations or magical pills. Nothing can trouble him; the Xiang Qing we mentioned just now is the second son, the chief disciple of the largest sword pavilion in the world of cultivating immortals, his flying sword is very powerful, and he has never had an opponent in this area; As for the son Tull, just ignore him, he is a pervert; the fourth son is a lone ranger, his favorite thing is to find people to fight, and he has made countless enemies in the world of cultivating immortals; and then there is the fifth son who is handsome, handsome, talented, talented and suave. me."
Uncle finished speaking in one breath, and looked at me expectantly, his big eyes flickering, as if to say "I am very good".
"Uncle is really amazing, what are you good at?"
"Me? What am I good at? Well, I seem to know a little bit of everything."
Uh, you can't know everything, but you can't be proficient in anything, right?Looking at the uncle who was scratching his head, it's very possible.
"Then uncle, can you teach me spells? Dad said that I am still young, so he won't teach me." I looked at him expectantly.
The uncle was very happy, and said again and again, "Okay, okay, then I will show you a simple fire dragon."
As the uncle stretched out his right hand, a small flame rose slowly in his hand. For a moment, the spiritual energy around him frantically rushed towards him. After a while, the flame grew bigger and bigger, and became a big fire. fireball.Then the body of the big fireball elongated, then the back end shortened, and the front end became longer, as if something protruded from the fireball.
"Wow, it's really grown," I yelled, as a little lifelike dragon emerged from the fireball, shaking its head and tail, and shaking its head.
"So cute!" I was overjoyed, this little dragon looks much better than those fireworks.
"Yes, yes, I think so too." The uncle was so proud that his tail almost went up to the sky.
"But I don't think it's so cute, Ai Qing, what are you doing here if you're not staying in Fruit Star?" A cold voice suddenly came from midair.
I looked up and found that it was my father, who was standing in the void outside the protective formation, looking at me tenderly.
"Daddy, Xiao Yu'er misses you so much, woo woo"
Dad quickly opened the big formation, walked in and hugged me in his arms, I hugged Dad tightly, wiping my tears and snot on his clothes.
The uncle rubbed his nose and followed in, "Didn't I hear that your child was born, so I'll come and have a look, he has grown so big, I haven't seen him yet, and, brother, can you not Call me by that name?"
"Which one? Ai Qing?" Daddy said without looking back, taking out a silk scarf to wipe my tears as he walked.
"That's it, big brother, can you stop calling me Xiao Wu and just call me Xiao Wu." Ai Qing smiled flatteringly.
"Isn't the name just called by others? Why, don't you like it?" Dad's voice was very cold, um, it's so strange.
"I like it, I like it very much, I like it so much, little brother, I don't have the slightest opinion on the name you 'choose'." The uncle's words were distorted, and I couldn't see that he liked it very much.However, Ai Qing?love?puff??????
"What's the matter? Crying and laughing, are you sick?" Dad worriedly put me on his lap, and stretched out his hand to feel my pulse.
"I'm fine, Daddy, why are your names so, uh, strange?"
Dad said lightly, "It's nothing, it's just the Ai family's tradition." Then he glanced at his uncle calmly, seeing that his uncle was sweating coldly, but he didn't dare to wipe it off, looking very pitiful.
"But I think Daddy's name sounds nice. Ai Yi, Ai Yu, Aiheaiyu, it fits my name very well. How nice it sounds. Fish and river are inseparable, as if the two of us will always be together." I counted them carefully to my father, telling him not to be sad, and to accompany him with me. My name is not much better, but it seems that there is no better name for the surname "Ai".Ai Ye?Wormwood?Ai Hua?Uh, it doesn't sound very nice.
Dad's body trembled, and he murmured in a low voice: "Ai Yi Ai Yu, Ai Yi Ai Yu, Ai Yu Ai Yu??? Indeed, it's very nice to hear, Xiao Yu'er is ready to be with Daddy forever?"
I didn't understand anything at that time, and I just wanted to comfort my dad who was sad about the name, so I said seriously: "Yes, Xiao Yuer will be with daddy and never be separated." Fingers and Daddy pull Gougou, "Pull the Gou and hang yourself, you are not allowed to change for 100 years, uh, no, cultivators don't live for only 100 years."
Dad was very kind to help me solve the problem, and said with a low laugh: "Then we will never separate, okay?"
"Okay, Daddy, you are so smart, let's start again!"
So I talked with my dad, and my dad's deep voice mixed with my soft, waxy and milky child's voice, and made an oath: "If you hang yourself with a hook, you will never be separated??????"
A long, long time later, after a very, very long time, one day after my father and I have been together for a very long time, I asked when did my father start plotting against me, and my father told me the truth, he said that the strength of a cultivator has reached a certain level When you are at a certain level, you can see the way of heaven, and you can also use the way of heaven.When I made a promise to him that day that would never change for the rest of my life, it was destined that the two of us would be together for the rest of our lives, and we would not die, so we would be together forever.
Poor me, I just sold myself in such a muddleheaded way, and I still have no money! ! !
Of course, I don’t know now, so I sat on my dad’s lap to eat snacks, and my dad gave me a sip of water from his teacup from time to time, and then turned to my uncle who was sweating profusely and looked horrified. Talk about things I don't understand.It's strange, dad didn't tell scary ghost stories, why is he so scared?Don't care about him, the pastry that Dad brought back this time is delicious, um, eat another piece.
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9. Uncle was lost...
In the days that followed, my uncle refused to leave with a sullen face, and even robbed a lot of delicacies I made!The matter of rubbing rice is not something that can be solved by adding a pair of chopsticks for one person and then adding a bowl, which means that my dining table will be open to others from now on!It shows that I was one of the few leftover food that my father ate and didn't want, and I added another contender! ! !
Just what a horrible thing!How can I, who have small arms and legs, beat my uncle, a savage who was reincarnated from starvation, so the result of the first meal for the three of us is that Dad eats very elegantly, with chopsticks everywhere; Uncle eats with oily mouth and shining hands ; And I am a bibimbap again!Fortunately, I have eaten a lot of pastries before eating, and I am not very hungry.
But the best thing is Dad, he sees that I can't pick up the food, he will hold me in his arms from now on, feed me, I just need to open my mouth, it's very convenient.
I regret very much that I was soft-hearted at that time, rescued my uncle from my father's oppression, and invited my uncle to have dinner with us.As a result, he ate and ate, ate and ate, and ate endlessly. He ate up the ingredients we could have eaten in the first half of the year in three months.Daddy was very angry, and the consequences were serious!
So at breakfast one day, my uncle disappeared.
I was very surprised and asked where my father and uncle had gone, but my father said flatly: "I threw him out last night."
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Uh??? Poor Uncle!I don't know if it turned into a star in the sky, and then said 'I will definitely come back! 'some type of.
Although the uncle is gone, the consequences brought by the uncle have not disappeared, and we are facing the danger of running out of food.I told my dad about it, and my dad said don't worry, someone will send us daily necessities regularly in the future.
So I was relieved and didn't ask him who that person was. Don't even think about it, that person must be the unlucky uncle.Because since he lived here, Daddy's complexion has become more and more ugly and darker. If it is in modern times, he can play Bao Zheng without makeup, and save a lot of makeup expenses.
Based on what I know about Daddy, he will definitely come back with revenge, in a fair and honest way!
As a result, Uncle was promoted to be the Purchasing Director of Guiyuan Valley.
After morning class - ran three laps around the small garden.This morning class was added recently. I was very surprised why I had to practice running. In the past, my father would wake me up every morning to meditate and absorb the aura of heaven and earth.But now it becomes waking up—Daddy kisses me—meditating—running—cooking.Dad said it was to exercise my endurance and it would be good for me in the future.
Dad is old, and what he said is very reasonable, so I walk around the garden every day with my short legs.It's just that after hearing Dad's explanation, my uncle's face was distorted, like a chrysanthemum in autumn, hesitant to speak in a strange way, ruining his good face.
I went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, and now my kitchen is not the same as it used to be. If the kitchen used to be a small kitchen in a small rental house, the kitchen now is a big kitchen in a well-equipped five-star hotel!
The uncle who knows a little bit about everything is really useful and has a strong understanding. Since he explained the principle of the oven to me, and after listening to me describe the deliciousness of the cake, the uncle has developed an oven for me.
I'm so glad I don't have to worry about not having utensils from now on!As the saying goes, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. Without specific tools, some things cannot be made.For example, cake.
By the way, I am going to make a cake today.
Most of the cakes I made a few times ago went into my uncle’s stomach, and the smaller half went into my dad’s stomach—because my dad doesn’t like sweets very much, the remaining half and half are mine. I like to eat cakes, why didn't daddy grab it for me?
But now my day is finally here!Uncle is away, and dad doesn't like to eat, so most of the cakes are mine!
There are many ways to make cakes, but many of them are not affordable for my small body, so I will not join in the fun, so I am going to use the laziest way to do it, separating the egg yolk from the egg white, and adding the egg white Make foam from the white sugar, then take it out and add egg yolk and white sugar flour, um, the sweeter tastes better, put more white sugar, ah, and milk??????
Put the finished cake into the oven, put the spirit stone at the corresponding temperature, and then press the switch—to be honest, uncle’s switch was invented very well. The previous switch was the spirit stone. Coming out of the fire formation, I am always worried that it will burn me, so I am careful every time.But it’s different now. I don’t know if it’s because my uncle is not very proficient in everything. The fire gathering array he engraved will only burst into flames after a while after pressing the switch, which is very convenient for me to stay away from the gas stove—the gas stove I also asked him to improve.
"Daddy, daddy?????" I ran to the garden again.
"Xiao Yu'er, I remember telling you many times, don't run away, why don't you listen?" Dad patted me helplessly, letting me catch my breath.
Hmph, I don't want to listen, how good is running, it can exercise endurance. (Jasmine: My poor wow, I am sorry for my mother! I was taught such bad thoughts at such a young age.)
Since I accidentally fell down while running last time, my father built a straight path on the way to the garden in a fit of anger. There is not a single flower or grass on it. It is neither smooth nor rough, let alone trotting It's okay, even if you run fast, there is no problem, so there is no such thing as daddy talking about falling down!
But business matters now.
"Daddy, I baked your favorite cake, shall we eat the cake now?" I looked at him expectantly with star eyes.
Daddy scratched my little nose with his hand, and laughed in a low voice: "Little greedy cat, isn't cake your favorite? How did it become Daddy's favorite?"
"Oh, that's not important," I waved my little hand, "Isn't mine the same as Daddy's?"
"Xiao Yu'er's is Daddy's? Are you serious?"
I only remember the delicious cakes in my heart, and I don't think deeply about what my father said.
"Of course, Daddy, let's go eat cake quickly, or we won't be able to eat it until Uncle comes back." I sat on Daddy's arms and urged him to leave quickly.
"Okay, okay, then Daddy will take Xiaoyuer to eat Daddy's favorite cake, what kind of cake did Xiaoyuer make today?"
"It's lemon cake, sweet and sour Daddy, you will definitely like it." I strongly encouraged Daddy, hoping that he would walk faster, so that I could eat my cake sooner, if it wasn't for Daddy always saying that eating alone is very difficult Unfilial, I ate it long ago.I am a filial and good boy, so I have to eat any good things with my dad.
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Woo, I shouldn't have baked sweet and sour cakes. Daddy really liked them, and most of them went into his stomach. He even bullied me for having a small mouth, so he only left me a few pieces.He also said that children should not eat too much sour food, it is not good for the stomach.Humph, am I not a child?I'm 22 years old and I'm going to be 23!It's a big adult who can't be bigger!If you put it in modern times, you have reached the legal age for marriage.
However, I find that since I was born again, although my physical age has been getting older, my mental age seems to be getting younger, and lately I have become more and more childish.Especially after I found out that my father is really good to me and really loves me, I am more and more used to acting like a baby in front of my father, acting like a child, as if adding the childhood of the previous life and the childhood of this life together It's like we're done together.
In the previous life, there were many children in the orphanage. Although the director’s aunt, other aunts, and volunteer brothers and sisters were very kind to us, they were not our parents, and it was impossible for each of them to have one.So I really want to know what it's like to have parents, is it like someone loves someone on TV, like falling into honey, and that's why I depend on my father so much in my life, right?
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, I just know that I've been happy over the years and seem to be getting happier.Daddy also likes my dependence on him, although he sometimes bullies me.In fact, this is not bad, with such a good father, he also promised me that he would accompany me on an interstellar journey in the future. Life is like this, what else can I ask for?
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