The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
Just help you. "
"Help me catch a fish."
"No!" Uncle shook his head and refused without thinking.
"Why?" I don't understand. According to my uncle's level, there will be a lot of fish in one big catch. It saves trouble and effort. Why doesn't uncle do it?If I didn't think I couldn't do such a trivial matter and my father probably wouldn't help me, I wouldn't ask my uncle.
"The smell on that fish is so bad that it can't be washed off for many days after it gets on it, so I don't want it."
It was because of this...
"Uncle, you don't need to do it yourself, you just need to take a net down and put it back on the net. After the net comes out, there are seafood skewers, whitebait soup, hot and sour soup, squid, orange petal fish balls, garlic grilled fish, etc. to eat. "If you have internet...
Uncle hesitated.
I'll add another fire...
"Uncle, those things are delicious. I guarantee that the cooked food will not smell fishy. It's delicious."
The uncle gritted his teeth, and then took out a very old mesh from the Qiankun bag for a long time...
Uncle, what are you doing...
Uncle ignored my hesitant expression. He walked to the window with the fearless spirit of going to the battlefield, then took out a handkerchief to cover his nose, and just cast the net down...
...the fish are not netted like this...
After a while, the uncle said: "Okay, you stand back a little."
I hurriedly took three steps back, giving way to a large distance.
Uncle stretched out his hand, and something rose slowly, and it appeared in front of my eyes in a short while-a broken net and a whole net of fish...
I take back what I just said, in fact, the fish in the world of cultivating immortals should be caught like this...
"Uncle, you are amazing!"
"Where are you, put them away quickly, the smell is really bad." Uncle covered his nose and waved his hands at me.
I quickly took out an empty Qiankun bag and put them in.
At this time, the father and the third uncle who heard the movement all walked out, and the father took out the long-lost Canghaimingyue Shark Silk Fan and fanned it there.
"Little fish, what did you do again?"
I pursed my mouth and looked at my father with displeasure, why didn't my uncle do something else?It seems that I specialize in destruction. In fact, my uncle is a professional in destruction. I only do it occasionally...infrequently. Moreover, compared with my construction, my destruction is simply drizzle, not worth mentioning.
Dad tapped my head with the handle of the fan and said, "Not convinced?"
certainly!Anyone who is wronged will not be convinced, although I did half of this, but the other half...
"Hehe, although Xiaoqing is not afraid of anything, he doesn't like the smell of fish."
Third Uncle, you just say that Uncle is not afraid of heaven and earth, as long as he is afraid of fishy smells. You said it so implicitly that I don’t understand.
"Daddy, is it forbidden to fish?"
"No, this is the open sea, it's not in the way, but once you enter it, you must not act recklessly, you know?"
"I know." I obediently agreed, and I would ask my father about everything after entering the room.
"Little Yu'er, what are you doing with these fish? These are ordinary fish, without demon cores." Third Uncle asked doubtfully after dispelling most of the fishy smell with a wave of his hand.
"I know that," the uncle said triumphantly, "Xiao Yu'er said to cook seafood skewers, whitebait soup, hot and sour pen container, squid, orange petal fish balls, and garlic grilled fish for us to eat."
... Uncle, you remember it really clearly... You really deserve to be a foodie...
"Oh? This is interesting, little fish. These fish smell bad. Can the cooked fish really be eaten?"
"Of course," I was very dissatisfied with the fact that the third uncle looked down on my cooking skills, and decided to do my best to make the third uncle want to eat after he was full, "Third uncle, look after me, I will definitely make you big Eye-opening."
"Then we'll wait and see."
"it is good!"
After my careful observation and research, I decided to make the seafood skewers, whitebait soup, hot and sour pen container, squid, orange petal fish balls, and garlic grilled fish, so that my uncle would not think about it and clamor to eat it. Fortunately, there were everything in the fish net just now. , Whether it’s whitebait, squid, tuna, salmon or lobster, crayfish can be found in it, and I actually found a few kelp—I don’t know where my uncle cast the net. It seems that what I want to eat in the future is called Uncle Wangyiwang That's right.
Remove the sausage from the large lobster that is bigger than my palm, peel the shell, wash the scallops, add garlic and salt...soak them.
Then whitebait, squid and dace...are processed one by one, and the seasonings are added...
Of course, I did not forget to add my secret weapon - Lingyun root (that is, ginger).
As soon as the aroma came out, my uncle pretended to be passing by and dangled around the kitchen door, and I also pretended not to see him and closed the door with a "bang". Uncle mistakenly thought I was stealing, so much shame!
However, Uncle’s action reminded me of a problem. I don’t know if there is any difference in the fish in the world of cultivating immortals. I will try it first, otherwise I will be ugly if it doesn’t taste good.Xiaoyuer, my famous name in my lifetime...
After a long time, I walked into the living room with a sad face, my father saw me worriedly and pulled me to sit on his lap, and I buried my head in his arms.
Daddy stroked my back and said comfortingly: "What's the matter, my little fish, is it not tasty? It doesn't matter, you have done a good job."
"Woooo..."
"That's right, it's not your fault that it doesn't taste good, it's the fish's fault, who told me that their meat is so bad, even though it smells really good..." Uncle said more and more quietly...
"Woooooooo..."
"Xiao Yu'er..." Daddy wanted to raise my head, but I struggled to rub against his arms, refusing to raise my head.
"Hey, you little thing." Dad hugged me tightly and didn't speak.
There was a moment of silence in the room.
"Hehe..." Tull smiled incomprehensibly.
Ai Qing gave him a dissatisfied look, it's fine for this cold-blooded snake not to comfort Xiao Yu'er, and made such a strange sound to make fun of him.
Tull won the lover's eyes, touched his nose, and smiled wryly.
On the other hand, Ai Zha glanced at it indifferently, then slowly lowered his head until he saw that little face that couldn't help but smile...
"You……"
"Hehehe... Daddy can't punish me!" Seeing Daddy's helpless expression, I hurriedly issued a statement, it was all the fault of Daddy's lack of winking, and I can't avenge myself publicly.
Daddy twisted my tall nose and said, "Hurry up and take out your masterpiece!"
"Hehe... Daddy didn't notice it just now, and punished you to eat only a little bit."
"Oh? Then who are you going to eat the rest?" Dad narrowed his eyes dangerously.
Not afraid of death, I said, "Give them all to the little fish."
"Forget it, then Daddy will just sit on Xiaoyu'er's cabbage waiter."
"Okay, okay." I replied happily, not realizing the calculation in Dad's eyes at all.
I took out the dishes one by one, and served them with white rice. Maybe my performance just now was so wonderful that my uncle and third uncle didn't dare to put down their chopsticks when they just held them.I don't care so much, I almost couldn't help pouring everything into my stomach when I was in the kitchen just now. It's easy.
ride uncle and
71. Go to sea...
When the third uncle was in a daze, I reminded my father in a low voice: "Daddy, eat quickly."
"Okay." Dad replied with a smile.
"Daddy, don't forget to be my 'vegetable waiter' later." Seeing Daddy eat a piece of orange sliced fish ball, his eyes lit up, and I didn't forget to remind him of what he just promised me.
"Okay—" Dad smiled.
So I continued to grill rice with peace of mind. With my father around, I don't have to worry about my food.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong with Dad having a bite, Uncle and Third Uncle also joined the ranks of scrambling. Immediately, shadows of chopsticks flew all over the table, and afterimages were scattered all over the table.
I happily ate the food that my father picked up, and felt very happy. Of course, if my father's speed was faster, it would be fine not to wait for me to finish eating every time...
After eating and drinking, the uncle sighed: "I didn't expect these fish to smell so strange but taste so delicious. It's really delicious. Xiaoyuer, you should cook more in the future."
"Okay, okay." I nestled in the chair and ate a small cake, and agreed.
"That's great, little fish, from now on we will eat wherever we go, and eat all the monsters in the world!" Uncle clenched his fists and said full of anticipation.
The monsters that eat all over the world... really have great ambitions, although I really want to, but my life is important, unless... I look at my father expectantly... The star eyes send out dizzying light waves...
"I'll catch you if I see you in the future." Dad said helplessly.
"Wow... Daddy, you are so kind, Xiao Yu'er loves you so much." I rushed over and rubbed hard.
"You don't love Daddy if Daddy doesn't catch the little fish for you?" Daddy hugged me tightly and teased.
"How could it be?" I blinked my big innocent eyes, "Xiao Yu'er loves Daddy the most."
"Even if Dad doesn't help you catch monsters?"
"Of course!" But if Dad really helps me catch all kinds of monsters in the world, I will definitely love Dad even more when cooking and eating.
The author has something to say: Two chapters combined into one chapter, although there is a difference of several hundred words... 囧...
72
72. Excess nutrition? ...
After traveling for more than half a month, we still haven't reached the inland sea of the Hopeless Sea. At first glance, there is a blue sky and a few white clouds. Below the white clouds is endless sea water. Strange, I would have thought we hadn't moved in place.
It's really deceptive. Moreover, such a thousand times the same place is really a kind of devastation to people's spirit. At least half a month here, if I don't have something to do, I'm afraid I'll go crazy. They are all afraid of the little black house.
"Clatter——" A pile of black objects fell to the ground, and the uncle's weird voice sounded again: "Little fish, come here quickly."
I quickly ran over, opened the net skillfully, put edible fish, shrimp and eels and the like into the Qiankun bag, and then signaled the masked uncle to throw the rest down, the action was extremely fast.
This is of course, since my uncle knew that most of the things under the water can be eaten, this kind of scene has to be staged several times a day. Now when I see my uncle standing by the window, I just take a deep breath and run over to challenge him. Picking and picking and then running back, this made me understand another truth, it turns out that conditioned reflexes are applicable everywhere.
However, recently my selection speed has improved a lot. I can handle a net of fish in just one breath. Although this has a lot to do with the improvement of my eyesight and hand speed, the most important thing is that I can recognize There are fewer and fewer things, and this is the result after I read the Hopeless Sea Monster Encyclopedia.
In other words: getting closer to our destination!
We are all very happy, after all, if we can enter the inner sea as soon as possible, we will be able to find the merman, and if we can find the merman as soon as possible, it means that we can solve my problems as soon as possible.Although I don't have any obvious symptoms now, and the smell of baby fruit on my body has been suppressed by the jade pendant, but the feeling of being pregnant with the treasure is really uncomfortable, especially when the treasure is still me.
Since I left Ai's house, I found that my father would occasionally look at me with very sad eyes, but when I turned my head away, he would only smile at me dotingly.
But... the more he drank the tea, the more fierce he became...
That night, I nestled in my father's arms happily and slept soundly.
Then, I had a strange dream, I actually dreamed that my belly was getting bigger!It’s not the kind of belly fat after eating too much, but it’s getting bigger and bigger like a round ball hidden in the stomach. Not only that, but after a few days, it hurts Woke up!It's like giving birth!
Xiao Yu'er, I'm not afraid of anything, sometimes even my father dares to make calculations when I get too courageous, but I have a little problem, that is, I'm afraid of pain.This is really just a "little problem". I am a man at other times, so I don't have to be surprised that a man is afraid of pain. Isn't there a saying that children who are afraid of pain are good children? It's normal for me to be afraid of pain as a good boy.
But this time the pain is not a normal pain, when my father gave me treasures before and asked them to recognize the owner, he just grabbed my hand and picked out a drop of blood, it was just a little pain.But this is not the same, it hurts one after another, one after another, it hurts so much that I wish my stomach wasn't my own...
"Daddy... woo...it hurts..." Struggling to wake up, pushing Daddy awake, it really hurts...it seems like I'm about to die...
"Don't cry, little fish, tell daddy where it hurts? Huh?" daddy said anxiously, wiping the sweat off my face.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
"Stomachache? How come? Did you secretly eat something strange again?"
"No... woo woo... Daddy is bad... woo woo..." I have been obediently not eating anything for the past few days, because my stomach always feels bloated, and I even halved the dessert after dinner , how can dad doubt such a well-behaved me?
"Okay, okay, it's Daddy's fault, come, let me have a look." Daddy said and put his hand on my stomach, and after a while, I felt a hot air flow into my stomach, slowly... Slowly... my stomach doesn't hurt so much anymore.
After I got better, I opened my eyes and asked, "Daddy, what are you using? My stomach doesn't hurt so much anymore."
"Your stomach hurts because too much spiritual energy has been accumulated in the dantian and hasn't been refined. When did you start to feel uncomfortable in your stomach?"
"Well, it seems like it's been a few days... Ah, I remembered, it started shortly after I ate the fish soup that was said to be made by the flying fish meat of the fourth-level monster, and I felt my stomach swelled." Since approaching the inner sea Afterwards, more and more monsters came from my uncle's net, and their levels became higher and higher. I don't know where my uncle's net came from. Stop, those monsters will pass out, and there is no hour that they cannot wake up, and after an hour, they have already run into my pot, and it is useless to wake up.
"I see." Dad said plainly.
"Daddy, do you know what's going on?"
"I know, but I'll talk about this issue later, you should quickly refine the aura in your dantian, and I will protect the law for you."
"Oh"
It was a matter of my life, so I quickly sat up straight cross-legged.After looking inside, I really found a lot of scattered auras in the dantian, they were doing their own thing, gathering together in groups of three or five, ignoring each other.Is it these bad auras that cause my stomach to hurt?I despise you severely!
In the center of the dantian is floating the lotus platform given by my father. As the lotus platform rotates slowly, traces of aura dance around it in a spiral shape, slowly being refined by it, and sent to the golden elixir in the middle of the lotus platform. On the road, the whole process was quite slow, I observed carefully for a long time, only to find that a small group of spiritual energy disappeared.
However, looking around at the seemingly endless aura mass, there is a long way to go!
Indeed, compared to its refinement level, those auras are really too much...
I didn't expect to experience indigestion when practicing qigong...
"Yu'er!" Dad's stern voice came in through layers of mist, and I quickly sat up straight and concentrated, using my mind to quickly turn the lotus platform to refine the scattered spiritual energy.
Time passed bit by bit, and when I woke up after successfully refining all the spiritual energy, I felt that I had reached the middle stage of the Golden Core.It was really fast, I looked around, but I didn't find my father, so I happily ran out to announce the good news.
"Daddy, Daddy..."
"Why are you so flustered?" Dad hugged me and wiped the thin sweat from my forehead.
"Why am I panicking? I'm so happy!"
"Yes, yes," Dad said perfunctorily, and then asked, "Then why are you so happy?"
"Father, I have already refined those scattered auras, and I have already reached the middle stage of the golden elixir, and I will reach the late stage of the golden elixir in a short time, and I will be at the Nascent Soul stage in a long time." I said happily explain.
"It's still far away, don't be so anxious." Dad lightly poured a basin of cold water on me.
"Oh." Replied listlessly, why didn't daddy praise me?
"Come on, sit here." Daddy motioned me to sit down, I was very happy that Daddy's thoughtfulness prevented me from standing all the time, but why is this stool is Daddy's thigh?Could it be that Daddy stopped selling fruit recently and switched to selling human flesh stools?
"What are you thinking? Why don't you sit down?"
"Sit right now." I obediently sat on Dad's lap, and offered a flattering smile by the way.
Daddy kissed my cheek, hesitant to speak.
"Daddy, what's wrong with my body?"
"Your physical aptitude is very high, and it is easy to absorb spiritual energy, so you have absorbed the spiritual energy of others for nearly ten years in a short period of time, and the food you usually eat is also full of spiritual energy, just like pills. In fact, you have not practiced diligently... So, in this way, these auras gather in your dantian and cannot be absorbed by you, and naturally, you will feel uncomfortable."
Oh, that's right, I nodded, and automatically ignored Daddy's pause.
"but……"
"But what?" I asked nervously, usually the words after "but" are the key points, so listen carefully.
"Daddy just thinks it's a little strange. It stands to reason that this kind of problem won't happen to you at your level."
What is this nonsense?What is "at your level"?Daddy, do you have any objection to my cultivation so quickly?
"Daddy——" Daddy, you hurt my young heart, you have to make it up to me!
Dad ignored my protest. After thinking for a moment, he said:
"Xiao Yu'er, did you eat anything strange during the time I was away?"
"Strange things? No? What I eat is normal." And why eat strange things?I'm not a strange person, besides, since it's a strange thing, why should I eat it?Not a fool.
"Then tell Dad if you have researched any different dishes? They are made with precious refining tools or alchemy materials."
There is this one, and I counted my fingers: "Well, there are so many. Youyun bamboo shoots made of bamboo rice, bamboo shoot ribs soup, bamboo shoots stewed chicken and cold bamboo shoots. After eating these, my uncle and I have made a breakthrough. There are also When I was hunting stars, I ate a lot of first, second and third level monsters, ah, the most delicious is the soup made by Biluo beast, daddy, let me tell you, one thing I discovered is that the higher the level of monsters, The more delicious his meat is, the Bi Luo Beast Soup is fragrant and thick, and it's incomparably delicious!"
What a mouthful, it's really memorable, but it's a pity that half of the last pot was left to Grandpa Hu, and the other half couldn't help but eat it on the way here, otherwise, I can let my father taste it now.
"I see." Dad frowned.
"Uh, Dad, your brows can pinch mosquitoes to death." Stretch out your hand to feel them, and you will find strands and strands, uneven, like old tree bark.
Daddy took my hand and held it in his big one, and said, "Hey, I really shouldn't have let you go alone."
Does daddy mean that he will never leave me alone in the future?very happy.
"Daddy, don't worry, Xiao Yuer won't leave you alone in the future."
"You!" Daddy sighed. Well, Daddy has been sighing a lot lately. I don't know why. Could it be that menopause has arrived?
"In the future, if you make new things, you must give them a taste first, you know?"
"Okay, I will definitely give it to Daddy first."
"In the future, you are not allowed to eat cakes, eat dishes made with monster materials, and drink spirit flower and spirit grass tea, do you know?"
"Uh... this..." It's a bit difficult, can I pretend I didn't hear anything?
Dad ignored me and continued: "Also, you can't eat those spirit juices and shaved ice, do you know that?"
It's the end of the world... Daddy, why don't you just knock me out...
"Did you hear that? Little Yuer."
Shaking my head, I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything...
"Little fish!"
"Wow... Daddy, kill me... woo woo..." It would be better to let me die if I don't want to eat. People say that the poison of a tiger doesn't eat its offspring. How can you do this, Daddy...
Ever since the "overnutrition" occurred, my cold-faced and cold-hearted father began to restrict my food, starting with spiritual fruits after meals, and then to meat cooked by various monsters... and later even rice. there is none left!It is said that there is too much aura in the golden rice, and I can't eat it, so I replaced all the rice in the kitchen with ordinary rice.
And, what's too much, dad actually confiscated all my universe bags!It's too much to say that you are worried about my self-control!Didn't he just hide and eat a delicious chicken leg? Didn't uncle hide and eat too? Why didn't you catch him?Daddy, I even broke up with you two!Pity my roast chicken, roast duck, big cake, small cake, little fish, I'm sorry for you...
What's more, in order to prevent me from being hungry, my father secretly hid and made food, and gave me a whole bottle of [-] bigu pills!Do you know what Bigu Dan is?It’s just a kind of neither sweet nor salty smell, but a black pill with a strange smell... After eating one of that kind of thing, you won’t be hungry for a whole day, and if you eat something still spit out...
It was terrible!Are people still human if they don’t eat?That's a monster, okay?Although my name looks a bit like a monster, but I am a complete person myself!He is a flesh and blood person who is hungry and wants to eat!
In the end, after bargaining and making a bunch of unequal treaties, I finally got back the ownership of the kitchen. My father promised me that I could prepare the food by myself instead of taking Bigu Dan, but the condition was that I had to taste everything first!As long as there is aura on the food, it must be handed over...
However, the method is thought up by people. If you have a policy, I can't have a countermeasure?
The author has something to say: I will go out to buy something tomorrow, and the gods of all walks of life will bless me not to get motion sickness or heat stroke...
73
73. Jam and bread...
So, I decided to do something out of policy.
You don’t allow me to eat spiritual fruit, so after I eat, the fruit will be ready. Anyway, the aura contained in the fruit is only a little bit like a hair. Compared with the aura I absorbed, it is a heaven and an underground. I want to hide it. Isn't that simple?There is a substitute for the spirit fruit, and the corresponding fruit juice fruit shaved ice fruit mousse fruit cake... It's not a problem anymore.
Also, if I’m not allowed to eat, then I’ll eat noodles, bread, all kinds of pancakes, omelets, meat porridge... There are many things in this world that are much more delicious than rice.
There are also delicious chicken legs, flying fish and the like, and flour can be used instead. Occasionally eating vegetarian food can also clear the stomach... Although the stomach will become pale, thin and malnourished after a long time...
"Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing?" Uncle sneaked into the kitchen, staring at my hand intently.
"Oh, this," I pointed to the dough under my hand, feeling very strange: "Uncle, haven't you seen it before, I remember you dug a piece and put it in your mouth to taste it while I wasn't paying attention."
The uncle blushed and said: "Oh, of course I know the dough, that's what I'm talking about." As he said that, the uncle pointed to a lot of things on the table next to him.
"Oh, these, these are bread. Daddy won't allow me to eat, so I will eat bread." I said triumphantly, if it wasn't for Daddy's sudden ban, I wouldn't have thought of baking bread. If I don't do it, I don't know. Surprised, I know how to make so many breads, such as French buns, French breads; pineapple buns, honey pineapple bread, sweet rolls; and the fragrant and soft Portuguese egg tarts and puffs... Think about it I was drooling, so I made several of each, and I was going to eat one today and the other tomorrow, so as to ensure that I would not get tired of it until my father's ban was lifted.
Uncle poked those round or long bread balls with his fingers, and said in amazement: "These are bread? Why is it like dough? Don't tell me that the dough will change after it is made into long strips." It has become a so-called 'bread'." Then the uncle said earnestly: "Little fish, uncle knows that it is really inhumane to let you eat bigu pills, and uncle is also very sad about it, but don't let this make you overwhelmed. Eat that dough, it tastes weird, it's not good at all."
I gave my uncle a disdainful look, and reminded: "Uncle, if you are sad, then give me back the portion of food that was given to you."
Hmph, don't think that I don't know where the food in my Qiankun bag went. I said that all the food was thrown into the sea. This kind of lie doesn't even believe the fish in the sea. Think about it with your toes. Knowing that those things must have been divided by those three villains!
Uncle looked left, right, up, down, but didn't dare to look at me, he hesitated and said, "Uh...hahahaha...this... Xiaoyuer, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I left first. .” Before finishing the last tone, the man ran away without a trace.
Tch, coward, I thought disdainfully, as if I were going to steal from him.I'm sad that I won't be able to eat those inspiring, delicious foods for a long time to come, but I'm not stupid, and I know it's best for me.Ever since I broke through to the middle stage of Golden Core, the strange smell of baby fruit finally couldn't be suppressed, and it radiated into the air. Whenever I was emotional, it became more obvious, but this smell couldn't be blocked by other things , floated outside, these days there are often some monster fish flying into the air to attack the protective cover of the car, but they were all killed by daddy and the others.
As a result, I have a deeper understanding of my physique, and it has evolved from "Dabuwan" to "Dabuwan"!This is a very fatal thing, and the only solution is to prevent it from continuing to evolve on the road of no return of "Shiquan Dabu Pill".Eating food rich in aura is simply a suicidal act. Of course I would not do it if I am smart. Uncle really thinks too much.
As for the chicken leg...ahem...I didn't know it at the time, don't blame those who don't know, don't blame those who don't know.
And as for these breads... I... I'm not used to eating bigu pills. Anyway, there is too little aura in the things made by these "mortal things". After the trial work, he didn't speak, and he gave me a bunch of fruits and vegetables without aura.
I was very happy at that time, and felt that Daddy was the best person in the world. He was able to find so many non-spiritual ingredients in this elusive sea (I still believed what Daddy said at the time that he took my world Bags thrown into the sea), it is almost like a god!As a result, after my inspection, I found that these are actually in my Qiankun bag...
I was so sad, and then I decided to give them all the things I made. Anyway, they robbed so much, it must not be uncommon, right?
After sending off my uncle who didn’t know what he wanted to do, I continued to concentrate on kneading my dough, adding some things to it from time to time. The bread must be done well, the dough is very important, and it cannot be sloppy.
After the bread is ready, it’s time to treat the skin. If you want to make pineapple bread, you have to brush a layer of egg on the skin; on the contrary, sweet bread is not so troublesome, just brush with a layer of water.
While waiting for the bread to be baked, I took out the fruit and prepared to make jam, but it was uncomfortable to eat bread without jam.
Compared with bread, the practice of jam is much simpler. I am going to make Sydney jam today. Eating jam can supplement calcium and phosphorus, prevent rickets, and increase hemoglobin, which has an auxiliary effect on calcium deficiency anemia.The rich potassium can eliminate fatigue, and zinc can also enhance memory. It is most suitable for people like me who are about to suffer from malnutrition.
Carefully wash the pears, remove the pits and cut into small cubes, and use a universal vegetable cutter that cuts everything into a puree.Put it into the pot, add an appropriate amount of water, boil it over high heat for a while, then add rock sugar and cook for a stick of incense, the rock sugar slowly melts in the jam, and the jam becomes thick, thick, thick, and sweet Fragrant.
I can't help but want to dig a spoonful into my mouth, but the most important thing now is to find a place to hide it.In order not to be taken away by my uncle "accidentally" like the bowl of delicious crayfish noodles yesterday, half of it was taken away by me, and he even called it a test for me to check whether it is poisonous...
If it weren't for the fact that he still has a little conscience and only took half of it, I would have gone to my father to complain about him.Now of course I have to hide the delicious jam first. The fruit my father gave me is not much, and I still have a lot of things related to fruit that I haven't had time to make yet.
Hey, it's really hard for a small fish to cook without materials.
After tidying up, the bread was almost baked. I put on my gloves and took it out carefully. Suddenly, a gust of hot air rushed to my face, and the fragrance permeated the whole kitchen.
"Oh, little fish, it smells so good." The uncle came in from the kitchen door, and then the figure flashed to my side, quickly picked up two pineapple breads, and then flashed to the door, and then gave one to me. into the mouth...
"Ah, it's so hot..."
I looked at my uncle's series of actions that seemed to be rehearsed many times, and I really wanted to ask him...Uncle, in fact, you have been guarding outside the door just now, haven't you?How could it be such a coincidence?I haven't even had time to put it on the table, but luckily I've just put away the jam.
"Xiao Yu'er, this food is so hot, how do I eat it?" My uncle asked me while sticking out his tongue to breathe.
"Let's eat it when it's cold." I put the plate on the table, ignoring my uncle. In fact, the bread should be eaten warm, because at that time it is fluffy and tastes just right.But who told my uncle to take it away without my permission, and I was shocked. I don’t want to tell him the correct way to eat it. In the future, after he finds out, there will be no more bread... pissed him off!
Then I took out the small paper bags I made in the past few days and packed them separately and put them in the Qiankun bag. The idea of packing them in bags is something I just came up with recently. Too much will not be snatched away by others.Facts have proved that this method is very correct, and we must persevere in it.
"Oh." Uncle looked at the bread with a greedy face. Several times I watched him put it in his mouth and taste it as if he couldn't help it, but out of his consistent trust in me as a cook, he still didn't In doing so, I smirked silently behind his back.
In fact, according to the uncle's eating method, his Qiankun bag is almost empty...
The author has something to say: The bus on *** road is really bullying people. It said it runs every 5 minutes. As a result, I waited under the sun for more than an hour, and my whole body was about to crack...Crying... …
Forget it, why is the sign next to the bus platform full of advertisements and no train schedule?Poor thing, I can't even switch cars...
This chapter is very small, mainly
"Help me catch a fish."
"No!" Uncle shook his head and refused without thinking.
"Why?" I don't understand. According to my uncle's level, there will be a lot of fish in one big catch. It saves trouble and effort. Why doesn't uncle do it?If I didn't think I couldn't do such a trivial matter and my father probably wouldn't help me, I wouldn't ask my uncle.
"The smell on that fish is so bad that it can't be washed off for many days after it gets on it, so I don't want it."
It was because of this...
"Uncle, you don't need to do it yourself, you just need to take a net down and put it back on the net. After the net comes out, there are seafood skewers, whitebait soup, hot and sour soup, squid, orange petal fish balls, garlic grilled fish, etc. to eat. "If you have internet...
Uncle hesitated.
I'll add another fire...
"Uncle, those things are delicious. I guarantee that the cooked food will not smell fishy. It's delicious."
The uncle gritted his teeth, and then took out a very old mesh from the Qiankun bag for a long time...
Uncle, what are you doing...
Uncle ignored my hesitant expression. He walked to the window with the fearless spirit of going to the battlefield, then took out a handkerchief to cover his nose, and just cast the net down...
...the fish are not netted like this...
After a while, the uncle said: "Okay, you stand back a little."
I hurriedly took three steps back, giving way to a large distance.
Uncle stretched out his hand, and something rose slowly, and it appeared in front of my eyes in a short while-a broken net and a whole net of fish...
I take back what I just said, in fact, the fish in the world of cultivating immortals should be caught like this...
"Uncle, you are amazing!"
"Where are you, put them away quickly, the smell is really bad." Uncle covered his nose and waved his hands at me.
I quickly took out an empty Qiankun bag and put them in.
At this time, the father and the third uncle who heard the movement all walked out, and the father took out the long-lost Canghaimingyue Shark Silk Fan and fanned it there.
"Little fish, what did you do again?"
I pursed my mouth and looked at my father with displeasure, why didn't my uncle do something else?It seems that I specialize in destruction. In fact, my uncle is a professional in destruction. I only do it occasionally...infrequently. Moreover, compared with my construction, my destruction is simply drizzle, not worth mentioning.
Dad tapped my head with the handle of the fan and said, "Not convinced?"
certainly!Anyone who is wronged will not be convinced, although I did half of this, but the other half...
"Hehe, although Xiaoqing is not afraid of anything, he doesn't like the smell of fish."
Third Uncle, you just say that Uncle is not afraid of heaven and earth, as long as he is afraid of fishy smells. You said it so implicitly that I don’t understand.
"Daddy, is it forbidden to fish?"
"No, this is the open sea, it's not in the way, but once you enter it, you must not act recklessly, you know?"
"I know." I obediently agreed, and I would ask my father about everything after entering the room.
"Little Yu'er, what are you doing with these fish? These are ordinary fish, without demon cores." Third Uncle asked doubtfully after dispelling most of the fishy smell with a wave of his hand.
"I know that," the uncle said triumphantly, "Xiao Yu'er said to cook seafood skewers, whitebait soup, hot and sour pen container, squid, orange petal fish balls, and garlic grilled fish for us to eat."
... Uncle, you remember it really clearly... You really deserve to be a foodie...
"Oh? This is interesting, little fish. These fish smell bad. Can the cooked fish really be eaten?"
"Of course," I was very dissatisfied with the fact that the third uncle looked down on my cooking skills, and decided to do my best to make the third uncle want to eat after he was full, "Third uncle, look after me, I will definitely make you big Eye-opening."
"Then we'll wait and see."
"it is good!"
After my careful observation and research, I decided to make the seafood skewers, whitebait soup, hot and sour pen container, squid, orange petal fish balls, and garlic grilled fish, so that my uncle would not think about it and clamor to eat it. Fortunately, there were everything in the fish net just now. , Whether it’s whitebait, squid, tuna, salmon or lobster, crayfish can be found in it, and I actually found a few kelp—I don’t know where my uncle cast the net. It seems that what I want to eat in the future is called Uncle Wangyiwang That's right.
Remove the sausage from the large lobster that is bigger than my palm, peel the shell, wash the scallops, add garlic and salt...soak them.
Then whitebait, squid and dace...are processed one by one, and the seasonings are added...
Of course, I did not forget to add my secret weapon - Lingyun root (that is, ginger).
As soon as the aroma came out, my uncle pretended to be passing by and dangled around the kitchen door, and I also pretended not to see him and closed the door with a "bang". Uncle mistakenly thought I was stealing, so much shame!
However, Uncle’s action reminded me of a problem. I don’t know if there is any difference in the fish in the world of cultivating immortals. I will try it first, otherwise I will be ugly if it doesn’t taste good.Xiaoyuer, my famous name in my lifetime...
After a long time, I walked into the living room with a sad face, my father saw me worriedly and pulled me to sit on his lap, and I buried my head in his arms.
Daddy stroked my back and said comfortingly: "What's the matter, my little fish, is it not tasty? It doesn't matter, you have done a good job."
"Woooo..."
"That's right, it's not your fault that it doesn't taste good, it's the fish's fault, who told me that their meat is so bad, even though it smells really good..." Uncle said more and more quietly...
"Woooooooo..."
"Xiao Yu'er..." Daddy wanted to raise my head, but I struggled to rub against his arms, refusing to raise my head.
"Hey, you little thing." Dad hugged me tightly and didn't speak.
There was a moment of silence in the room.
"Hehe..." Tull smiled incomprehensibly.
Ai Qing gave him a dissatisfied look, it's fine for this cold-blooded snake not to comfort Xiao Yu'er, and made such a strange sound to make fun of him.
Tull won the lover's eyes, touched his nose, and smiled wryly.
On the other hand, Ai Zha glanced at it indifferently, then slowly lowered his head until he saw that little face that couldn't help but smile...
"You……"
"Hehehe... Daddy can't punish me!" Seeing Daddy's helpless expression, I hurriedly issued a statement, it was all the fault of Daddy's lack of winking, and I can't avenge myself publicly.
Daddy twisted my tall nose and said, "Hurry up and take out your masterpiece!"
"Hehe... Daddy didn't notice it just now, and punished you to eat only a little bit."
"Oh? Then who are you going to eat the rest?" Dad narrowed his eyes dangerously.
Not afraid of death, I said, "Give them all to the little fish."
"Forget it, then Daddy will just sit on Xiaoyu'er's cabbage waiter."
"Okay, okay." I replied happily, not realizing the calculation in Dad's eyes at all.
I took out the dishes one by one, and served them with white rice. Maybe my performance just now was so wonderful that my uncle and third uncle didn't dare to put down their chopsticks when they just held them.I don't care so much, I almost couldn't help pouring everything into my stomach when I was in the kitchen just now. It's easy.
ride uncle and
71. Go to sea...
When the third uncle was in a daze, I reminded my father in a low voice: "Daddy, eat quickly."
"Okay." Dad replied with a smile.
"Daddy, don't forget to be my 'vegetable waiter' later." Seeing Daddy eat a piece of orange sliced fish ball, his eyes lit up, and I didn't forget to remind him of what he just promised me.
"Okay—" Dad smiled.
So I continued to grill rice with peace of mind. With my father around, I don't have to worry about my food.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong with Dad having a bite, Uncle and Third Uncle also joined the ranks of scrambling. Immediately, shadows of chopsticks flew all over the table, and afterimages were scattered all over the table.
I happily ate the food that my father picked up, and felt very happy. Of course, if my father's speed was faster, it would be fine not to wait for me to finish eating every time...
After eating and drinking, the uncle sighed: "I didn't expect these fish to smell so strange but taste so delicious. It's really delicious. Xiaoyuer, you should cook more in the future."
"Okay, okay." I nestled in the chair and ate a small cake, and agreed.
"That's great, little fish, from now on we will eat wherever we go, and eat all the monsters in the world!" Uncle clenched his fists and said full of anticipation.
The monsters that eat all over the world... really have great ambitions, although I really want to, but my life is important, unless... I look at my father expectantly... The star eyes send out dizzying light waves...
"I'll catch you if I see you in the future." Dad said helplessly.
"Wow... Daddy, you are so kind, Xiao Yu'er loves you so much." I rushed over and rubbed hard.
"You don't love Daddy if Daddy doesn't catch the little fish for you?" Daddy hugged me tightly and teased.
"How could it be?" I blinked my big innocent eyes, "Xiao Yu'er loves Daddy the most."
"Even if Dad doesn't help you catch monsters?"
"Of course!" But if Dad really helps me catch all kinds of monsters in the world, I will definitely love Dad even more when cooking and eating.
The author has something to say: Two chapters combined into one chapter, although there is a difference of several hundred words... 囧...
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72. Excess nutrition? ...
After traveling for more than half a month, we still haven't reached the inland sea of the Hopeless Sea. At first glance, there is a blue sky and a few white clouds. Below the white clouds is endless sea water. Strange, I would have thought we hadn't moved in place.
It's really deceptive. Moreover, such a thousand times the same place is really a kind of devastation to people's spirit. At least half a month here, if I don't have something to do, I'm afraid I'll go crazy. They are all afraid of the little black house.
"Clatter——" A pile of black objects fell to the ground, and the uncle's weird voice sounded again: "Little fish, come here quickly."
I quickly ran over, opened the net skillfully, put edible fish, shrimp and eels and the like into the Qiankun bag, and then signaled the masked uncle to throw the rest down, the action was extremely fast.
This is of course, since my uncle knew that most of the things under the water can be eaten, this kind of scene has to be staged several times a day. Now when I see my uncle standing by the window, I just take a deep breath and run over to challenge him. Picking and picking and then running back, this made me understand another truth, it turns out that conditioned reflexes are applicable everywhere.
However, recently my selection speed has improved a lot. I can handle a net of fish in just one breath. Although this has a lot to do with the improvement of my eyesight and hand speed, the most important thing is that I can recognize There are fewer and fewer things, and this is the result after I read the Hopeless Sea Monster Encyclopedia.
In other words: getting closer to our destination!
We are all very happy, after all, if we can enter the inner sea as soon as possible, we will be able to find the merman, and if we can find the merman as soon as possible, it means that we can solve my problems as soon as possible.Although I don't have any obvious symptoms now, and the smell of baby fruit on my body has been suppressed by the jade pendant, but the feeling of being pregnant with the treasure is really uncomfortable, especially when the treasure is still me.
Since I left Ai's house, I found that my father would occasionally look at me with very sad eyes, but when I turned my head away, he would only smile at me dotingly.
But... the more he drank the tea, the more fierce he became...
That night, I nestled in my father's arms happily and slept soundly.
Then, I had a strange dream, I actually dreamed that my belly was getting bigger!It’s not the kind of belly fat after eating too much, but it’s getting bigger and bigger like a round ball hidden in the stomach. Not only that, but after a few days, it hurts Woke up!It's like giving birth!
Xiao Yu'er, I'm not afraid of anything, sometimes even my father dares to make calculations when I get too courageous, but I have a little problem, that is, I'm afraid of pain.This is really just a "little problem". I am a man at other times, so I don't have to be surprised that a man is afraid of pain. Isn't there a saying that children who are afraid of pain are good children? It's normal for me to be afraid of pain as a good boy.
But this time the pain is not a normal pain, when my father gave me treasures before and asked them to recognize the owner, he just grabbed my hand and picked out a drop of blood, it was just a little pain.But this is not the same, it hurts one after another, one after another, it hurts so much that I wish my stomach wasn't my own...
"Daddy... woo...it hurts..." Struggling to wake up, pushing Daddy awake, it really hurts...it seems like I'm about to die...
"Don't cry, little fish, tell daddy where it hurts? Huh?" daddy said anxiously, wiping the sweat off my face.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
"Stomachache? How come? Did you secretly eat something strange again?"
"No... woo woo... Daddy is bad... woo woo..." I have been obediently not eating anything for the past few days, because my stomach always feels bloated, and I even halved the dessert after dinner , how can dad doubt such a well-behaved me?
"Okay, okay, it's Daddy's fault, come, let me have a look." Daddy said and put his hand on my stomach, and after a while, I felt a hot air flow into my stomach, slowly... Slowly... my stomach doesn't hurt so much anymore.
After I got better, I opened my eyes and asked, "Daddy, what are you using? My stomach doesn't hurt so much anymore."
"Your stomach hurts because too much spiritual energy has been accumulated in the dantian and hasn't been refined. When did you start to feel uncomfortable in your stomach?"
"Well, it seems like it's been a few days... Ah, I remembered, it started shortly after I ate the fish soup that was said to be made by the flying fish meat of the fourth-level monster, and I felt my stomach swelled." Since approaching the inner sea Afterwards, more and more monsters came from my uncle's net, and their levels became higher and higher. I don't know where my uncle's net came from. Stop, those monsters will pass out, and there is no hour that they cannot wake up, and after an hour, they have already run into my pot, and it is useless to wake up.
"I see." Dad said plainly.
"Daddy, do you know what's going on?"
"I know, but I'll talk about this issue later, you should quickly refine the aura in your dantian, and I will protect the law for you."
"Oh"
It was a matter of my life, so I quickly sat up straight cross-legged.After looking inside, I really found a lot of scattered auras in the dantian, they were doing their own thing, gathering together in groups of three or five, ignoring each other.Is it these bad auras that cause my stomach to hurt?I despise you severely!
In the center of the dantian is floating the lotus platform given by my father. As the lotus platform rotates slowly, traces of aura dance around it in a spiral shape, slowly being refined by it, and sent to the golden elixir in the middle of the lotus platform. On the road, the whole process was quite slow, I observed carefully for a long time, only to find that a small group of spiritual energy disappeared.
However, looking around at the seemingly endless aura mass, there is a long way to go!
Indeed, compared to its refinement level, those auras are really too much...
I didn't expect to experience indigestion when practicing qigong...
"Yu'er!" Dad's stern voice came in through layers of mist, and I quickly sat up straight and concentrated, using my mind to quickly turn the lotus platform to refine the scattered spiritual energy.
Time passed bit by bit, and when I woke up after successfully refining all the spiritual energy, I felt that I had reached the middle stage of the Golden Core.It was really fast, I looked around, but I didn't find my father, so I happily ran out to announce the good news.
"Daddy, Daddy..."
"Why are you so flustered?" Dad hugged me and wiped the thin sweat from my forehead.
"Why am I panicking? I'm so happy!"
"Yes, yes," Dad said perfunctorily, and then asked, "Then why are you so happy?"
"Father, I have already refined those scattered auras, and I have already reached the middle stage of the golden elixir, and I will reach the late stage of the golden elixir in a short time, and I will be at the Nascent Soul stage in a long time." I said happily explain.
"It's still far away, don't be so anxious." Dad lightly poured a basin of cold water on me.
"Oh." Replied listlessly, why didn't daddy praise me?
"Come on, sit here." Daddy motioned me to sit down, I was very happy that Daddy's thoughtfulness prevented me from standing all the time, but why is this stool is Daddy's thigh?Could it be that Daddy stopped selling fruit recently and switched to selling human flesh stools?
"What are you thinking? Why don't you sit down?"
"Sit right now." I obediently sat on Dad's lap, and offered a flattering smile by the way.
Daddy kissed my cheek, hesitant to speak.
"Daddy, what's wrong with my body?"
"Your physical aptitude is very high, and it is easy to absorb spiritual energy, so you have absorbed the spiritual energy of others for nearly ten years in a short period of time, and the food you usually eat is also full of spiritual energy, just like pills. In fact, you have not practiced diligently... So, in this way, these auras gather in your dantian and cannot be absorbed by you, and naturally, you will feel uncomfortable."
Oh, that's right, I nodded, and automatically ignored Daddy's pause.
"but……"
"But what?" I asked nervously, usually the words after "but" are the key points, so listen carefully.
"Daddy just thinks it's a little strange. It stands to reason that this kind of problem won't happen to you at your level."
What is this nonsense?What is "at your level"?Daddy, do you have any objection to my cultivation so quickly?
"Daddy——" Daddy, you hurt my young heart, you have to make it up to me!
Dad ignored my protest. After thinking for a moment, he said:
"Xiao Yu'er, did you eat anything strange during the time I was away?"
"Strange things? No? What I eat is normal." And why eat strange things?I'm not a strange person, besides, since it's a strange thing, why should I eat it?Not a fool.
"Then tell Dad if you have researched any different dishes? They are made with precious refining tools or alchemy materials."
There is this one, and I counted my fingers: "Well, there are so many. Youyun bamboo shoots made of bamboo rice, bamboo shoot ribs soup, bamboo shoots stewed chicken and cold bamboo shoots. After eating these, my uncle and I have made a breakthrough. There are also When I was hunting stars, I ate a lot of first, second and third level monsters, ah, the most delicious is the soup made by Biluo beast, daddy, let me tell you, one thing I discovered is that the higher the level of monsters, The more delicious his meat is, the Bi Luo Beast Soup is fragrant and thick, and it's incomparably delicious!"
What a mouthful, it's really memorable, but it's a pity that half of the last pot was left to Grandpa Hu, and the other half couldn't help but eat it on the way here, otherwise, I can let my father taste it now.
"I see." Dad frowned.
"Uh, Dad, your brows can pinch mosquitoes to death." Stretch out your hand to feel them, and you will find strands and strands, uneven, like old tree bark.
Daddy took my hand and held it in his big one, and said, "Hey, I really shouldn't have let you go alone."
Does daddy mean that he will never leave me alone in the future?very happy.
"Daddy, don't worry, Xiao Yuer won't leave you alone in the future."
"You!" Daddy sighed. Well, Daddy has been sighing a lot lately. I don't know why. Could it be that menopause has arrived?
"In the future, if you make new things, you must give them a taste first, you know?"
"Okay, I will definitely give it to Daddy first."
"In the future, you are not allowed to eat cakes, eat dishes made with monster materials, and drink spirit flower and spirit grass tea, do you know?"
"Uh... this..." It's a bit difficult, can I pretend I didn't hear anything?
Dad ignored me and continued: "Also, you can't eat those spirit juices and shaved ice, do you know that?"
It's the end of the world... Daddy, why don't you just knock me out...
"Did you hear that? Little Yuer."
Shaking my head, I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything...
"Little fish!"
"Wow... Daddy, kill me... woo woo..." It would be better to let me die if I don't want to eat. People say that the poison of a tiger doesn't eat its offspring. How can you do this, Daddy...
Ever since the "overnutrition" occurred, my cold-faced and cold-hearted father began to restrict my food, starting with spiritual fruits after meals, and then to meat cooked by various monsters... and later even rice. there is none left!It is said that there is too much aura in the golden rice, and I can't eat it, so I replaced all the rice in the kitchen with ordinary rice.
And, what's too much, dad actually confiscated all my universe bags!It's too much to say that you are worried about my self-control!Didn't he just hide and eat a delicious chicken leg? Didn't uncle hide and eat too? Why didn't you catch him?Daddy, I even broke up with you two!Pity my roast chicken, roast duck, big cake, small cake, little fish, I'm sorry for you...
What's more, in order to prevent me from being hungry, my father secretly hid and made food, and gave me a whole bottle of [-] bigu pills!Do you know what Bigu Dan is?It’s just a kind of neither sweet nor salty smell, but a black pill with a strange smell... After eating one of that kind of thing, you won’t be hungry for a whole day, and if you eat something still spit out...
It was terrible!Are people still human if they don’t eat?That's a monster, okay?Although my name looks a bit like a monster, but I am a complete person myself!He is a flesh and blood person who is hungry and wants to eat!
In the end, after bargaining and making a bunch of unequal treaties, I finally got back the ownership of the kitchen. My father promised me that I could prepare the food by myself instead of taking Bigu Dan, but the condition was that I had to taste everything first!As long as there is aura on the food, it must be handed over...
However, the method is thought up by people. If you have a policy, I can't have a countermeasure?
The author has something to say: I will go out to buy something tomorrow, and the gods of all walks of life will bless me not to get motion sickness or heat stroke...
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73. Jam and bread...
So, I decided to do something out of policy.
You don’t allow me to eat spiritual fruit, so after I eat, the fruit will be ready. Anyway, the aura contained in the fruit is only a little bit like a hair. Compared with the aura I absorbed, it is a heaven and an underground. I want to hide it. Isn't that simple?There is a substitute for the spirit fruit, and the corresponding fruit juice fruit shaved ice fruit mousse fruit cake... It's not a problem anymore.
Also, if I’m not allowed to eat, then I’ll eat noodles, bread, all kinds of pancakes, omelets, meat porridge... There are many things in this world that are much more delicious than rice.
There are also delicious chicken legs, flying fish and the like, and flour can be used instead. Occasionally eating vegetarian food can also clear the stomach... Although the stomach will become pale, thin and malnourished after a long time...
"Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing?" Uncle sneaked into the kitchen, staring at my hand intently.
"Oh, this," I pointed to the dough under my hand, feeling very strange: "Uncle, haven't you seen it before, I remember you dug a piece and put it in your mouth to taste it while I wasn't paying attention."
The uncle blushed and said: "Oh, of course I know the dough, that's what I'm talking about." As he said that, the uncle pointed to a lot of things on the table next to him.
"Oh, these, these are bread. Daddy won't allow me to eat, so I will eat bread." I said triumphantly, if it wasn't for Daddy's sudden ban, I wouldn't have thought of baking bread. If I don't do it, I don't know. Surprised, I know how to make so many breads, such as French buns, French breads; pineapple buns, honey pineapple bread, sweet rolls; and the fragrant and soft Portuguese egg tarts and puffs... Think about it I was drooling, so I made several of each, and I was going to eat one today and the other tomorrow, so as to ensure that I would not get tired of it until my father's ban was lifted.
Uncle poked those round or long bread balls with his fingers, and said in amazement: "These are bread? Why is it like dough? Don't tell me that the dough will change after it is made into long strips." It has become a so-called 'bread'." Then the uncle said earnestly: "Little fish, uncle knows that it is really inhumane to let you eat bigu pills, and uncle is also very sad about it, but don't let this make you overwhelmed. Eat that dough, it tastes weird, it's not good at all."
I gave my uncle a disdainful look, and reminded: "Uncle, if you are sad, then give me back the portion of food that was given to you."
Hmph, don't think that I don't know where the food in my Qiankun bag went. I said that all the food was thrown into the sea. This kind of lie doesn't even believe the fish in the sea. Think about it with your toes. Knowing that those things must have been divided by those three villains!
Uncle looked left, right, up, down, but didn't dare to look at me, he hesitated and said, "Uh...hahahaha...this... Xiaoyuer, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I left first. .” Before finishing the last tone, the man ran away without a trace.
Tch, coward, I thought disdainfully, as if I were going to steal from him.I'm sad that I won't be able to eat those inspiring, delicious foods for a long time to come, but I'm not stupid, and I know it's best for me.Ever since I broke through to the middle stage of Golden Core, the strange smell of baby fruit finally couldn't be suppressed, and it radiated into the air. Whenever I was emotional, it became more obvious, but this smell couldn't be blocked by other things , floated outside, these days there are often some monster fish flying into the air to attack the protective cover of the car, but they were all killed by daddy and the others.
As a result, I have a deeper understanding of my physique, and it has evolved from "Dabuwan" to "Dabuwan"!This is a very fatal thing, and the only solution is to prevent it from continuing to evolve on the road of no return of "Shiquan Dabu Pill".Eating food rich in aura is simply a suicidal act. Of course I would not do it if I am smart. Uncle really thinks too much.
As for the chicken leg...ahem...I didn't know it at the time, don't blame those who don't know, don't blame those who don't know.
And as for these breads... I... I'm not used to eating bigu pills. Anyway, there is too little aura in the things made by these "mortal things". After the trial work, he didn't speak, and he gave me a bunch of fruits and vegetables without aura.
I was very happy at that time, and felt that Daddy was the best person in the world. He was able to find so many non-spiritual ingredients in this elusive sea (I still believed what Daddy said at the time that he took my world Bags thrown into the sea), it is almost like a god!As a result, after my inspection, I found that these are actually in my Qiankun bag...
I was so sad, and then I decided to give them all the things I made. Anyway, they robbed so much, it must not be uncommon, right?
After sending off my uncle who didn’t know what he wanted to do, I continued to concentrate on kneading my dough, adding some things to it from time to time. The bread must be done well, the dough is very important, and it cannot be sloppy.
After the bread is ready, it’s time to treat the skin. If you want to make pineapple bread, you have to brush a layer of egg on the skin; on the contrary, sweet bread is not so troublesome, just brush with a layer of water.
While waiting for the bread to be baked, I took out the fruit and prepared to make jam, but it was uncomfortable to eat bread without jam.
Compared with bread, the practice of jam is much simpler. I am going to make Sydney jam today. Eating jam can supplement calcium and phosphorus, prevent rickets, and increase hemoglobin, which has an auxiliary effect on calcium deficiency anemia.The rich potassium can eliminate fatigue, and zinc can also enhance memory. It is most suitable for people like me who are about to suffer from malnutrition.
Carefully wash the pears, remove the pits and cut into small cubes, and use a universal vegetable cutter that cuts everything into a puree.Put it into the pot, add an appropriate amount of water, boil it over high heat for a while, then add rock sugar and cook for a stick of incense, the rock sugar slowly melts in the jam, and the jam becomes thick, thick, thick, and sweet Fragrant.
I can't help but want to dig a spoonful into my mouth, but the most important thing now is to find a place to hide it.In order not to be taken away by my uncle "accidentally" like the bowl of delicious crayfish noodles yesterday, half of it was taken away by me, and he even called it a test for me to check whether it is poisonous...
If it weren't for the fact that he still has a little conscience and only took half of it, I would have gone to my father to complain about him.Now of course I have to hide the delicious jam first. The fruit my father gave me is not much, and I still have a lot of things related to fruit that I haven't had time to make yet.
Hey, it's really hard for a small fish to cook without materials.
After tidying up, the bread was almost baked. I put on my gloves and took it out carefully. Suddenly, a gust of hot air rushed to my face, and the fragrance permeated the whole kitchen.
"Oh, little fish, it smells so good." The uncle came in from the kitchen door, and then the figure flashed to my side, quickly picked up two pineapple breads, and then flashed to the door, and then gave one to me. into the mouth...
"Ah, it's so hot..."
I looked at my uncle's series of actions that seemed to be rehearsed many times, and I really wanted to ask him...Uncle, in fact, you have been guarding outside the door just now, haven't you?How could it be such a coincidence?I haven't even had time to put it on the table, but luckily I've just put away the jam.
"Xiao Yu'er, this food is so hot, how do I eat it?" My uncle asked me while sticking out his tongue to breathe.
"Let's eat it when it's cold." I put the plate on the table, ignoring my uncle. In fact, the bread should be eaten warm, because at that time it is fluffy and tastes just right.But who told my uncle to take it away without my permission, and I was shocked. I don’t want to tell him the correct way to eat it. In the future, after he finds out, there will be no more bread... pissed him off!
Then I took out the small paper bags I made in the past few days and packed them separately and put them in the Qiankun bag. The idea of packing them in bags is something I just came up with recently. Too much will not be snatched away by others.Facts have proved that this method is very correct, and we must persevere in it.
"Oh." Uncle looked at the bread with a greedy face. Several times I watched him put it in his mouth and taste it as if he couldn't help it, but out of his consistent trust in me as a cook, he still didn't In doing so, I smirked silently behind his back.
In fact, according to the uncle's eating method, his Qiankun bag is almost empty...
The author has something to say: The bus on *** road is really bullying people. It said it runs every 5 minutes. As a result, I waited under the sun for more than an hour, and my whole body was about to crack...Crying... …
Forget it, why is the sign next to the bus platform full of advertisements and no train schedule?Poor thing, I can't even switch cars...
This chapter is very small, mainly
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