The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
What about it?
Three days after my cake fell into my father's stomach, my uncle came back in a hurry, and brought back a big, big luggage-a handsome, honest and honest man with an amiable smile.
The man smiled kindly and naturally, which made people feel good at first glance, but I always felt that he was not a good person.For some reason, I have an almost innate ability to recognize people - although I haven't met many people yet.
When I met my uncle for the first time, I felt that my uncle was an overly lively person who likes to make troubles. Sure enough, the subsequent getting along confirmed this point.And this uncle, I think he must not be as kind as he looks on the surface!I was right again!Because he and his father started fighting as soon as they met, not the fake, untouched fights on TV, but real, fist-to-fist, flesh-to-body fights, when he heard the "bang" "Bang", I was terrified.
But fortunately, they stopped fighting after a while, looked at each other with a smile, and walked towards my uncle and me who were eating snacks in the corner.
It's not that I'm unfilial and don't care about my father, but that my uncle said that such things sometimes happen when these two people meet, and told me not to worry, Xiaosan (that is, the third son, I doubt that uncle did it on purpose, otherwise why would he call a Big man with a name like "Little San".) If they can't beat Daddy, and they didn't use magic tricks, nothing will happen.
Then he looked at me expectantly and said he was hungry, and asked me to bring out some cakes for him to eat.I thought about it for a while and thought it made sense, so I took out the cake I baked in the morning. Originally, I planned to eat it with my dad as an afternoon tea snack, and I specially baked a vanilla flavor that my dad didn't like very much.
Dad came over and picked me up, and wiped my face with a silk scarf: "Why do you eat like a little cat, it's all over your mouth."
I raised my little hand and argued, "Daddy, I am a little fish, not a little cat." Dad is so forgetful, I am obviously not a little cat, I am a little fish, and the little cat is my natural enemy! !
Daddy smiled indulgently: "Okay, okay, Daddy was wrong, Daddy apologized like a little fish, okay? Hmm?"
My lord forgave Daddy a lot, raised the half-eaten cake in my hand and stuffed it into Daddy's mouth: "Eat it, Daddy, it's delicious."
Daddy chewed it and then swallowed it, frowning: "Uh, Xiao Yu'er eat by himself, Daddy is not hungry."
Hee hee, that's great, Dad really doesn't like things that are too sweet, and it's not in vain that I poured out the whole can of sugar, now the cake is all mine!But I can't be too happy, it would be bad if my father finds out, I have to keep a low profile.
"Is it true that Daddy doesn't want to eat it? It's so sweet and delicious." I looked at Daddy happily.
Daddy also smiled happily, and then said: "Xiao Yuer is really filial, but Daddy doesn't like too sweet, can Xiao Yuer make sweet snacks for Daddy in the future?"
Uh??????
It seems too complacent, but there are many delicious salty snacks, such as siu mai shrimp dumplings, uh, let's study it another day.
Dad carried me to my exclusive seat, and then said to the uncle and the third uncle who were still in the corner: "You all come and sit down."
The third son heard the words and stretched out his arms to hug his uncle, but the uncle stuffed the cake on his hand into his mouth indiscriminately, and then slapped the third son's hand away with his free hand.
"Go away, don't touch me."
The third young master rubbed his nose and followed with a wry smile.
I haven't noticed just now, the aura of these two people seems to be very strange.
If you have any questions, ask your dad, "Daddy, what's the relationship between them?"
Daddy fed me Kou Ling tea and smiled lowly: "What did Xiao Yu'er see?"
"Well, I didn't see anything, but the atmosphere between them was weird."
"Xiao Yu'er's intuition is really good. The two of them really have a good relationship. Why don't you ask Xiao Yu'er in person."
I'm not that stupid, so I quickly changed the subject: "Uh??? The cake is delicious, do you want another piece?"
The third young master raised his robe and sat opposite to his father, looking at me straight in the eye: "Your name is Xiao Yu'er, right?"
"Yes, my name is Xiao Yu'er. Who are you?" I obediently replied.
The smile on San Gongzi's face froze, and then he smiled nonchalantly: "Little Yu'er can just call me Third Uncle." Then he said to Daddy: "The reason why you went out this time is for Xiao Yu'er."
"Yes, it's time for Xiao Yu'er to build a foundation, have you brought the things?"
"Fortunately, I didn't disgrace my life." As he spoke, a glow flashed, and a crystal clear jade box appeared on the table.
Dad stretched out his hand, brought the box to him, opened it, the brilliance flashed, and a faint fragrance wafted out??????
I imitated the giraffe and stretched my neck to look over. There was nothing in the jade box, only a lotus flower, a lotus flower whose lotus seeds had been plucked.
Only lotus?Why no lotus seeds?If it is lotus seeds, you can cook delicious lotus seed porridge, but for lotus flowers, you can also try to make a vinegar lotus, which seems to be good.
But what does Daddy want Lianhua to do?And said you want to use it for me?Do you want to reshape my body like Master Taiyi?I don't want it!I don't want to become a lotus flower! !I don't want to be a flower demon! ! !
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11. Uncle is making a cake...
Seeing my uncle working hard, I couldn't bear to turn my head away, hey, it's really horrible, I hope I won't be asked to try it later, Amitabha, so kind.
Although such thoughts are very sorry to my father and third uncle, but there is a saying that is good, a dead friend is not a poor man, I am small and weak, and my stomach is not good, if I eat something wrong, it will be good in the end. Daddy suffers (because he has to take care of me), so it is better to let Daddy and the others eat from the beginning. Daddy is an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, and his stomach must be very strong! (Narrator: What kind of adjective is this?)
Well, what should I do?The third uncle didn't know what he liked to eat, and he didn't remember to ask just now, and it was not easy to bother him seeing his uncle's concentration. After thinking about it, it seemed that there was a pig in the Qiankun bag, so he might as well make a whole pig feast.
I took out a fat pig. I didn't know his name at first, and I didn't ask my dad. Dad didn't know either, but he knew it could be eaten.I looked at it like a pig, a wild boar, I kept calling it a pig, but it didn’t protest anyway (Jasmine Wangtian: It’s already dead, should it come back to protest?).
Separate the pig with a knife, put the pig's head aside, and cook it for him if he hates someone another day. It is estimated that no one in this world will know that I am calling him a pig's head. , but forget it for now.
Then separate the bones, put the internal organs aside, and remove the ribs??????
After dividing, there were piles here and there on the table, and there was still a lot of blood. The uncle came over and said in surprise, "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing? Dividing up the corpse?"
I have black lines all over my head, who would dismember my body in the kitchen?It's not that I plan to eat human flesh, although it is said on TV that human flesh is delicious (no one's TV will say this!!!).
"Uncle, are your eggs ready?"
Uncle smiled proudly, "That's right, I made a full pot, so hurry up and teach me what to do next."
A pot full?Oh my god, how many eggs is that?Is there so much in my little basket?
I went over to have a look, and it was really full, with egg yolk strips crowded together, and I couldn’t tell which one was which. I took out a big egg mixer (I asked my uncle to tailor it for me) It is light and flexible, very convenient), handed it to the uncle: "Uncle, you stir them well, remember not to use spiritual power, and don't use too much force."
Uncle happily picked up the egg stirrer and put it in the basin. Suddenly, the egg juice flew up and started a centrifugal motion.Those egg liquids flew in front of me, and were immediately blocked by the protective formation on my bracelet. It was specially refined by my father for my safety, and it could withstand the full blow of the cultivator of Huashen, little egg Liquid is of course not a problem.
But it seems like a waste to use it on my body, because I only use it to block oil splashes and the like, and sell it when I go out another day. I don't know how much it can sell for.
Uncle is concentrating on his work now, I'd better not disturb him, let's go first.
Looking at the piles of ingredients on the table, I was in a dilemma, what should I do?Come on the same way.For fatty meat, use good pork belly and make Zuifei white meat and Dongpo pork; for lean meat, add some fat meat to make steamed meat cakes with salted eggs; Make fresh and fragrant pork skin jelly, and eat it as a cold dish; if you still have bones, use ribs to make soup, and make that ribs bitter gourd soup!
The soup needs to be boiled for a long time. Make the soup first, blanch the pork ribs with boiling water, then put them into the pot, add water, a few slices of ginger, then boil on high heat, turn to low heat and simmer slowly. Stir in a little salt.
The next thing is the two pieces of pork belly. I found that my father and uncle seem to like to eat things that taste like wine. Last time I did Buddha Jumping over the Wall, they ate all of them, and my uncle still had the courage to snatch the food.It just so happens that the Jinyulu I brought from my dad has not been used up yet, so I will cook a little more today so that they can eat enough.
First take a piece of meat, cut it into the same long strips, and then pour in Jinyulu. In principle, this Drunken Concubine Baijiu should be soaked for a day to taste it, but I can’t wait so long, if it really takes that long Otherwise, I would have been hungry, so I took out the kitchen magic weapon that my father gave me, Dangdang, a time cabinet!Just put things in it, adjust the time you want, and open it at the next moment, which is very convenient.
I took this opportunity to mix the seasoning that I will use later.
There was a sound of "ding" (I asked my uncle to add it in order to better grasp the time), all right, you can take it out, pour out the wine, then put the mixed seasoning in, stir well, and then Then put it in the time cabinet and wait for more than ten hours, then take it out and bake it in the oven for two quarters of an hour.Speaking of the oven, I don't know what happened to my uncle's eggs, so let's go and see.
"Uncle, are your eggs ready?"
"Okay, ok, little fish, I was just going to find you, come and see what's going on now?"
I looked at the yellow, yellow and white pieces on the table, then at my uncle's profuse sweat, and then at the half of the eggs left. For a while, my admiration for my uncle was like the water of the Yangtze River, continuous and endless. ??????
The spirit is commendable, but what about behavior??????
I took out a clean chopstick, stirred the bottom of the basin, and heard a rustling sound unexpectedly, then I took out a clean basin, and poured two-thirds of the eggs into the new basin, so it was full There is only one third of the eggs in the pot of eggs left, which are not much different from the eggs I gave him. Is this an alternative return to basics?
"Uncle, I remember that I didn't give you so many eggs. Where did you get the eggs again?"
"You said eggs, I found them outside. My little San and I went to several Gu Gu chicken gathering places to find them. You can't buy them outside. Everyone doesn't eat them. They think they are too sweet. Only teahouses can. Make some refreshments with it, but I never thought it would be so delicious when made into a cake." The uncle said with a look of intoxication on his face, there is no doubt about his appearance, the fate of Gu Gu Chicken must be very rough in the future.
Poor Cuckoo Chicken, I hope you don’t blame me when you are wiped out in the future, Amen.
"Then you didn't use up all the eggs, did you?" I asked suspiciously.
"How come, I still have a lot in my Qiankun bag, enough to make hundreds of big cakes, don't worry."
This sentence is really not convincing when it comes out of his mouth!
"By the way, little fish, why do you want to separate it? Do you want to make a cake too?" Uncle asked curiously as he watched me separate the eggs.
"Yes," I took out another basin and divided the eggs into two parts.Originally, I thought I would make all of them for my uncle, but I was shocked to see his prodigal appearance. If I gave all of them to my uncle, the finished product would only be enough for him to eat later, although I never I don't plan to eat the cake made by my uncle, but my uncle wasted so many eggs, I'd better save a little bit.
Take out the flour and milk and divide them into two parts, "Uncle, follow me, let's do the inner part first."
"Okay, no problem," the uncle replied loudly, "see how I can show my skills."
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12. Delicious food...
I finally taught my uncle how to make cakes, sent him to watch the fire, and I went back to my time cabinet. Fortunately, the time cabinet will not move forward after the limited time stops, which is very suitable for me who cook once People who are unaware of the external environment, otherwise what I see later will be a pile of dust.
But don’t worry now, my uncle will use the oven now, and it’s not too late to do the last step. Now it’s the turn of the troublesome Dongpo pork.
Dongpo Pork is a very famous dish in the previous life. It tastes good, but it is very troublesome to prepare. I'd better prepare the ingredients first, so as not to be in a hurry later.
Pork belly, ginger, onion, cooking wine, sugar, star anise, licorice, and cinnamon. Speaking of cinnamon, it was a coincidence. I was wandering around the valley that day, and then I saw a small group of ants When I was practicing walking in unison, I was very strange, so I followed the ants and walked, walked and walked. After walking for a long time, I found that they climbed up a tree and disappeared under the bark. I peeled off the bark, and then found that it was very Like cinnamon, that's a coincidence!
It can be seen that tracking ants is really a good habit, and you will find some very interesting things.
Looking again, it seems that there is no pepper. To be honest, I have been here for so long, it seems that I have never seen pepper, pepper, etc., and even things with strong flavors are rare.In the past, the food that my father brought back to me was also known for its blandness, which seemed to be good for digestion and good for cultivation.
No wonder the food in this world is so underdeveloped. People who don’t have bigu eat less, and they eat very lightly, just like boiled eggs. But people who have bigu basically don’t eat in order not to be vulgar, even if they eat They also drank some spiritual wine, spiritual tea, spiritual fruit, etc. It seems that some people use tea to become Taoist, and wine to ascend to immortality.
The people in this world are really pitiful. Food is the most important thing for the people. If they don't eat anymore, what's the point of living?Fortunately, although they don't like to eat, they still have all the oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and sugar that they should have. Otherwise, if I have to do it myself, I won't be exhausted.
While thinking, I cut the pork belly into cubes, boiled it in boiling water to get rid of impurities, rinsed it with cold water, and put it on a clean cloth to absorb the moisture from the meat. I don't want to wait to get hurt.
Open the protective cover in front of you, then boil the pot, put the pork skin down into the pot for dry searing, turn the heat down to low heat, and sear until the pig skin foams and turns white, then turn the meat over, and sear for a while. Few sides of the meat, sear the meat until slightly golden.In this way, it does not consume oil and can obtain the effect of loose skin and fat but not greasy meat.
After the meat is roasted, pour a little jinyulu, turn the meat over, pour soy sauce, and then put down the sliced ginger and shallots, and then pour wine so that the pork can swim in it. Put sugar, star anise, cinnamon and licorice slices in, and you're done.The Dongpo meat wine cooked in this way is full of fragrance, fat but not greasy, so delicious that people can swallow their tongues??????
What to do next?Well, it seems that there are salted egg steamed meat patties, white oil pork liver, and fresh pork skin jelly. There are so many, but it doesn't matter. The most important thing I lack is patience.
The time passed in such a busy period, during which time the cake made by my uncle and I was also baked. I took the cake out of the oven, and then took out the strawberry and vanilla flavored cream that I made before, and asked that it was about to flow Drooling uncle:
"Uncle, what flavor of cream do you want? Strawberry and vanilla."
"The strawberry flavor is better." Uncle said, pushing the vanilla flavor to my side secretly.
I handed the strawberry cream to my uncle, then took out a wooden knife, scooped out a big dollop of cream and spread it on top of the cake, turning it to make it even.But doing this is quite tiring. When my uncle is free, I will ask him to help me improve it, and change the manual to automatic, so that it will not be so hard.
After I finished spreading the cream and took out a few spiritual fruits and cut them up and placed them on top, I turned my head to see how my uncle was doing and if I could help.
Then??????
I swallowed my saliva and looked at the strangely shaped cake that was half a head taller than mine. I was speechless. I remember that the two cakes were not that big when they came out of the oven. Could it be that cakes will mutate these years? up?
"Uncle, your cake??????"
The uncle said triumphantly: "Xiao Yu'er, come and take a look, it's very good, I put all the butter on it, it must be delicious, is yours ready? Do you want me to help?"
all the cream?God!That makes three cakes! ! !Although the cream is sweet and delicious, but too much will be greasy.
"Uncle, Xiao Yuer is ready too." I took out a few spiritual fruits and handed them to uncle, "Uncle, you put these spiritual fruits???" Looking at the cake, I found that the word "put" might be a bit awkward. Difficult, "??? Uh??? Put it on, it looks better."
"It makes sense," the uncle took the lingo fruit, "inserted" it into the cream, looked left and right, "it's so beautiful, I didn't expect that I'm quite talented for this, it's really good."
I was very worried that my uncle would say something like "I will make it often in the future", but fortunately he didn't say it. After admiring it for a while, he carefully put the "rockery" cake into the Qiankun bag. The way you eat.
But I didn't remind him to try something by himself. After all, if he wants me to try it first, it's not good to say that it's good to be filial to the master. Life safety is very important. It's better to leave this kind of thing to others to do good deeds in the future. up.
After the cake was done, I put the drunken concubine white meat into the oven to bake, and then I was thinking, as if there was something left to do, I thought and thought, but I still didn't think of it.
What else?There is soup, there are dishes, and there are desserts after dinner, ah!I forgot the meal! !Eat and eat, how can it be considered a meal without rice?Thinking of this, I immediately took out the golden rice. This kind of golden rice is a kind of spiritual rice, which is grown in the spiritual fields. It is specially eaten by the immortals in the world of cultivation for those who have not yet bigu. It can cleanse the vulgarity in the body.
Of course, not all low-level cultivators eat golden rice. Historically, only the big sect of cultivators and cultivators can provide it to the younger generations. At first, the rice that my father brought back to me was not made of this kind of rice, but later I After cooking braised pork with rice for my dad, my dad went out for more than ten days and brought me back a lot of golden rice. At first I thought it was made of gold, and I was teased by my dad for a long time.
This kind of rice is light golden all over, and it will turn milky white when cooked, so it is also called corn, but I personally think that if it is called "corn", I will not be able to tell what kind of "corn" it is, so I have never paid attention to it. It's the name.
This kind of rice is full of aura, but it is delicious. After eating golden rice, those Thai rice and pearl rice are the floating clouds on the other side.
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13. Uncle's cake (repair)...
I found that since I came to this world, people can cultivate and live for a long time, and I have discovered another advantage of this world, that is, the food here is very delicious!Uh??? It doesn’t seem quite right. The things that my father brought back from outside didn’t look very tasty. That’s because the ingredients here are very delicious!Uh??? It’s not right, you can’t eat raw things, anyway, the things made by my hands are very delicious! !I'm definitely not boasting, absolutely not! ! ! !
Put the pot on the "gas stove", adjust the fire, hey, I really miss the old rice cooker, it's so convenient!Ask uncle to study it another day.
I looked at the prepared meals and felt that the portions were not very large, and then I took out the "cuckoo chicken" baked last time from the Qiankun bag and cut it up. It seems that my father and uncle have a lot of food. That uncle is no exception (what kind of standard is this?), I'd better prepare a little more, so as not to starve myself.
I was really prescient, because the third uncle is also a big eater, and under the whirlwind of the three of them, the dishes on the table dropped in a straight line.Poor me, I didn't even have a chance to stretch my chopsticks. Fortunately, I was not so smart, so I climbed onto Daddy's lap early and let him feed me.
Daddy's skills are really not covered, and he can snatch food in the net of uncle's and third uncle's chopsticks. The dishes in my bowl have never been short, and they are still my favorites. It makes me really want to sit in Daddy's place forever. Got it on the leg.
After the meal, I reciprocated and took out the teapot to make tea for Dad. Probably because there was nothing delicious in the past. Dad likes drinking tea very much, especially the spirit tea with strong spiritual energy. I often see him putting a pot of spirit tea Sitting in the gazebo is a whole day.
Under the leadership of my father, I also like drinking tea a little, especially when there are delicious refreshments, this ordinary liking will become a special liking. Anyway, my father doesn't like snacks, so I just don't waste them.Speaking of refreshments, I haven't taken out the cake I just baked, so hurry up and take it out, I want to eat more when everyone is full and can't eat anymore!
"Daddy, I baked a cake that is not too sweet, try it." He said and cut a small piece and handed it to Daddy.Daddy ate it into his mouth gratefully, and swallowed it without chewing.But after he swallowed it, his originally frowning brows relaxed, and he said with a smile:
"That's right, it's not that sweet, but Daddy just had enough, so Xiao Yu'er can eat with Uncle."
"Uncle also made cakes himself, so can Xiao Yuer eat by himself?" I looked at my father expectantly, but my father always forbade me to eat too much cake, I really don't understand, the cake is so delicious, why not Can I eat meals every day?
The third uncle, who was belching, became interested when he heard my words, "Really? Xiaoqing, you baked this??? What is this? It's called a cake, come on, take it out and taste it, have a look Is it as delicious as the dishes cooked by Xiao Yuer?"
When the uncle heard it, he said very badly: "Of course, can I make it delicious?" Then he took it out of the Qiankun bag, maybe because of the Qiankun bag, the cake didn't deform much, or It looks like a rockery, but it looks like colorful spiritual fruits growing on the pink peaks.I'm curious, why it didn't collapse, it's already so high, and the cream is not firm.
The third uncle looked at my round cake, looked at my uncle's rockery cake, and then turned his head to look at my round cake. He said very sincerely and implicitly: "Xiaoqing, your skills are really better than blue ones." Blue."
Dad also smiled and said: "The shape is very good."
When the uncle heard the praise, his tail almost went up into the sky, and he said stinkingly: "Of course, I don't even look at who I am."
The third uncle looked at it for a long time, and then said courageously: "Then I will try it first."
I handed over a set of cake eating utensils with a wink, "Third Uncle can use this, it's very convenient."
"Okay, then thank you, Xiao Yu'er."
Without blinking my eyes, I watched Uncle San pick up a spoon and dig it down with a smile - a large lump of cream without a trace of cake, and then put it in his mouth calmly, and then frowned: "It's so sweet. .”
Of course, that cream is specially made for me and my uncle, can it be sweet?
The uncle reproached and said: "Of course it's sweet to eat only cream, and it's delicious with the cake below." He couldn't help but cut a large piece with a knife and put it on the third uncle's plate, and said expectantly: "Hurry up! Try it, the cake below is made by myself."
I looked at the brownish black cake for some reason, and was very confused. I didn't know if my uncle had added any weird things into it, and I didn't know if there was a certificate of qualification.It doesn't matter, a dead fellow is not a poor fellow, let's run away first.
"Daddy, daddy, shall we go out to eat? The scenery outside is beautiful."
Dad doesn't know if he saw the problem, but I think he should have doubts, after all, the color is much different from the yellow one I usually make, Dad said calmly: "Then Xiao Yuer and I will leave, Third brother, enjoy yourself, this is Xiaoqing's first time making something, and the taste will definitely make you unforgettable forever." After saying that, he quickly hugged me and left, waiting for me to react Only then did I realize that my father and I had come to the room.
Although I admire Dad's speed very much, but, woo woo woo, my cake! !I stared fiercely at Dad with big teary eyes, almost crying, if I want to escape, I have to rescue the cake first.Woohoo, my poor cake, you died so badly~~~
"Okay, okay, why do you still cry so much at such a big age?"
I really want to tell my dad that a man doesn’t cry when he has tears, but he didn’t reach the point of sadness, but when he saw his dad conjure up the cake that was cut into a small piece just now, he rushed towards him. That sentence is very classic. Yes, I'll talk about it later, it's important to eat cake now.
I don't know what happened to the last cake. I only know that my third uncle has never eaten a cake for a long time. It's really strange to eat salty sesame seed cakes. Of course, those are things for the future.
On the morning of the second day after the cake incident, Dad finished the love breakfast I made, went to the guest room to visit the third uncle and the little uncle who lived there, and then issued two family rules to me very seriously after returning: first , Ai Qing is not allowed to make cakes.Second, if you make it, you are not allowed to eat it yourself, let alone give it to your father! !
So, the uncle's cake incident came to a perfect conclusion, and then due to some force majeure, the third uncle officially became the second manager of purchasing in Guiyuan Valley, but every time the two of them came back to purchase my kitchen and Qiankun bags, they would be destroyed. They ransacked everything, if they didn't bring back a lot of ingredients and some unknown edible things every time, I couldn't help but wonder if they came back after eating outside.
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14. Dad goes out...
Uncle and Uncle Three lived in Guiyuan Valley for about two months. The two of them destroyed our house sixteen and a half times. For some reason, Uncle often fought with Uncle Three. He liked to destroy our house House, I really want to tell my uncle that you stop beating me, can't you see that third uncle is teasing you?
But I didn't say it, so our house was destroyed sixteen and a half times, and that half time was the first time when third uncle robbed uncle's favorite piece of braised pork, uncle picked up the plate and K went over, I I didn’t react and escape in time, but they fought more and more fiercely, and half of the house disappeared if I didn’t pay attention. I stood dumbfounded in the intact half of the house, and couldn’t recover for a long time.
Fortunately, Third Uncle's restoration spell was probably due to his frequent use, and he worked very well, and the house was repaired in a short while.But since then, I have also developed a good habit. Whenever they start their hands, I will quickly fill my bowl with my favorite food, and then leave the house quickly.
Two months later, my father came out of customs. As soon as he came out, he flew over to see me, and then saw me busy in the kitchen, with plates and bowls piled up to the height of people, and my uncle was sitting at a table next to him eating cake , the third uncle looked at his uncle with a distorted face, and a cup of spiritual tea was placed in front of him.
I don't know if the shadow of Xiaobaicai appeared in front of Daddy's eyes at that moment, and he sang songs like "Little Cabbage, Dilihuang?????" Unable to bear it, Wu Yun grabbed his uncle and threw it out, and the third uncle also flew out, probably to pick up his uncle, and he didn't know if he received it.
To be honest, I don’t really like my uncle and my third uncle living here, because my uncle always pestered me to teach him how to make cakes, but after seeing that there was no hope, I changed to pestering me to make cakes for him. Almost used up.And the third uncle is not a good person, he makes me cook delicious food all day long, he treats me like a cook!In a word, they are abusing child labor!
And I have no way to sue, because my father went to retreat to refine the things I need to build the foundation for me, which is the big lotus flower from that day.
I am very worried that my father will refine a very strange thing, such as a lotus or something. The foundation building thing is to accompany a person for a lifetime. You said that if the foundation building magic weapon that my father refines for me is a few lotus petals or How about a lotus flower?
Other people's weapons are big knives, long swords and so on. If one day I have a bloody conflict with others, we will use magic weapons to fight each other.He took out a majestic and murderous sword, and I took out a ??? big lotus?????? Is that plausible?
Even though my lotus flower has a strong attack power, if I launch an attack?????? A few petals will slowly fly towards the opponent??????
Then my enemy will definitely die—laugh to death, or I will kill you if you don’t laugh to death!
So, I didn't dare to bother my father, for fear that he would make a big lotus flower for me by accident or something. Oh, bah, bah, I was wrong. The first magic weapon was refined into a big lotus flower.
As far as I know, the first time in life is very important, very very important, basically determines the direction of a person's future development, so the first magic weapon in my life can't be sloppy.
So although I was very anxious in my heart, I couldn't bear to look at it all the time. I couldn't help it and went to the kitchen to make delicious food, so I used up more than half of the ingredients stored in just two months. Well, when Uncle and Third Uncle were thrown out, they both brought a lot of food with them.
I served a cup of spirit tea to my furious dad. Dad was very angry this time. He was very angry after seeing me after he came out of the retreat, and then he threw uncle and the others out, so I still don’t understand what happened. But it doesn't matter now, it's important to let dad calm down.
"Daddy drink tea."
Dad picked me up, let me sit on his lap, held my red hands, and said distressedly: "How dare they treat Xiao Yu'er like this and make you do so much housework, damn it!"
Uh??? I didn’t dare to tell my dad that I was very worried and didn’t want to practice, so I had to spend time in the kitchen. At least in the kitchen, I felt that time passed faster.
Three days after my cake fell into my father's stomach, my uncle came back in a hurry, and brought back a big, big luggage-a handsome, honest and honest man with an amiable smile.
The man smiled kindly and naturally, which made people feel good at first glance, but I always felt that he was not a good person.For some reason, I have an almost innate ability to recognize people - although I haven't met many people yet.
When I met my uncle for the first time, I felt that my uncle was an overly lively person who likes to make troubles. Sure enough, the subsequent getting along confirmed this point.And this uncle, I think he must not be as kind as he looks on the surface!I was right again!Because he and his father started fighting as soon as they met, not the fake, untouched fights on TV, but real, fist-to-fist, flesh-to-body fights, when he heard the "bang" "Bang", I was terrified.
But fortunately, they stopped fighting after a while, looked at each other with a smile, and walked towards my uncle and me who were eating snacks in the corner.
It's not that I'm unfilial and don't care about my father, but that my uncle said that such things sometimes happen when these two people meet, and told me not to worry, Xiaosan (that is, the third son, I doubt that uncle did it on purpose, otherwise why would he call a Big man with a name like "Little San".) If they can't beat Daddy, and they didn't use magic tricks, nothing will happen.
Then he looked at me expectantly and said he was hungry, and asked me to bring out some cakes for him to eat.I thought about it for a while and thought it made sense, so I took out the cake I baked in the morning. Originally, I planned to eat it with my dad as an afternoon tea snack, and I specially baked a vanilla flavor that my dad didn't like very much.
Dad came over and picked me up, and wiped my face with a silk scarf: "Why do you eat like a little cat, it's all over your mouth."
I raised my little hand and argued, "Daddy, I am a little fish, not a little cat." Dad is so forgetful, I am obviously not a little cat, I am a little fish, and the little cat is my natural enemy! !
Daddy smiled indulgently: "Okay, okay, Daddy was wrong, Daddy apologized like a little fish, okay? Hmm?"
My lord forgave Daddy a lot, raised the half-eaten cake in my hand and stuffed it into Daddy's mouth: "Eat it, Daddy, it's delicious."
Daddy chewed it and then swallowed it, frowning: "Uh, Xiao Yu'er eat by himself, Daddy is not hungry."
Hee hee, that's great, Dad really doesn't like things that are too sweet, and it's not in vain that I poured out the whole can of sugar, now the cake is all mine!But I can't be too happy, it would be bad if my father finds out, I have to keep a low profile.
"Is it true that Daddy doesn't want to eat it? It's so sweet and delicious." I looked at Daddy happily.
Daddy also smiled happily, and then said: "Xiao Yuer is really filial, but Daddy doesn't like too sweet, can Xiao Yuer make sweet snacks for Daddy in the future?"
Uh??????
It seems too complacent, but there are many delicious salty snacks, such as siu mai shrimp dumplings, uh, let's study it another day.
Dad carried me to my exclusive seat, and then said to the uncle and the third uncle who were still in the corner: "You all come and sit down."
The third son heard the words and stretched out his arms to hug his uncle, but the uncle stuffed the cake on his hand into his mouth indiscriminately, and then slapped the third son's hand away with his free hand.
"Go away, don't touch me."
The third young master rubbed his nose and followed with a wry smile.
I haven't noticed just now, the aura of these two people seems to be very strange.
If you have any questions, ask your dad, "Daddy, what's the relationship between them?"
Daddy fed me Kou Ling tea and smiled lowly: "What did Xiao Yu'er see?"
"Well, I didn't see anything, but the atmosphere between them was weird."
"Xiao Yu'er's intuition is really good. The two of them really have a good relationship. Why don't you ask Xiao Yu'er in person."
I'm not that stupid, so I quickly changed the subject: "Uh??? The cake is delicious, do you want another piece?"
The third young master raised his robe and sat opposite to his father, looking at me straight in the eye: "Your name is Xiao Yu'er, right?"
"Yes, my name is Xiao Yu'er. Who are you?" I obediently replied.
The smile on San Gongzi's face froze, and then he smiled nonchalantly: "Little Yu'er can just call me Third Uncle." Then he said to Daddy: "The reason why you went out this time is for Xiao Yu'er."
"Yes, it's time for Xiao Yu'er to build a foundation, have you brought the things?"
"Fortunately, I didn't disgrace my life." As he spoke, a glow flashed, and a crystal clear jade box appeared on the table.
Dad stretched out his hand, brought the box to him, opened it, the brilliance flashed, and a faint fragrance wafted out??????
I imitated the giraffe and stretched my neck to look over. There was nothing in the jade box, only a lotus flower, a lotus flower whose lotus seeds had been plucked.
Only lotus?Why no lotus seeds?If it is lotus seeds, you can cook delicious lotus seed porridge, but for lotus flowers, you can also try to make a vinegar lotus, which seems to be good.
But what does Daddy want Lianhua to do?And said you want to use it for me?Do you want to reshape my body like Master Taiyi?I don't want it!I don't want to become a lotus flower! !I don't want to be a flower demon! ! !
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11. Uncle is making a cake...
Seeing my uncle working hard, I couldn't bear to turn my head away, hey, it's really horrible, I hope I won't be asked to try it later, Amitabha, so kind.
Although such thoughts are very sorry to my father and third uncle, but there is a saying that is good, a dead friend is not a poor man, I am small and weak, and my stomach is not good, if I eat something wrong, it will be good in the end. Daddy suffers (because he has to take care of me), so it is better to let Daddy and the others eat from the beginning. Daddy is an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, and his stomach must be very strong! (Narrator: What kind of adjective is this?)
Well, what should I do?The third uncle didn't know what he liked to eat, and he didn't remember to ask just now, and it was not easy to bother him seeing his uncle's concentration. After thinking about it, it seemed that there was a pig in the Qiankun bag, so he might as well make a whole pig feast.
I took out a fat pig. I didn't know his name at first, and I didn't ask my dad. Dad didn't know either, but he knew it could be eaten.I looked at it like a pig, a wild boar, I kept calling it a pig, but it didn’t protest anyway (Jasmine Wangtian: It’s already dead, should it come back to protest?).
Separate the pig with a knife, put the pig's head aside, and cook it for him if he hates someone another day. It is estimated that no one in this world will know that I am calling him a pig's head. , but forget it for now.
Then separate the bones, put the internal organs aside, and remove the ribs??????
After dividing, there were piles here and there on the table, and there was still a lot of blood. The uncle came over and said in surprise, "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing? Dividing up the corpse?"
I have black lines all over my head, who would dismember my body in the kitchen?It's not that I plan to eat human flesh, although it is said on TV that human flesh is delicious (no one's TV will say this!!!).
"Uncle, are your eggs ready?"
Uncle smiled proudly, "That's right, I made a full pot, so hurry up and teach me what to do next."
A pot full?Oh my god, how many eggs is that?Is there so much in my little basket?
I went over to have a look, and it was really full, with egg yolk strips crowded together, and I couldn’t tell which one was which. I took out a big egg mixer (I asked my uncle to tailor it for me) It is light and flexible, very convenient), handed it to the uncle: "Uncle, you stir them well, remember not to use spiritual power, and don't use too much force."
Uncle happily picked up the egg stirrer and put it in the basin. Suddenly, the egg juice flew up and started a centrifugal motion.Those egg liquids flew in front of me, and were immediately blocked by the protective formation on my bracelet. It was specially refined by my father for my safety, and it could withstand the full blow of the cultivator of Huashen, little egg Liquid is of course not a problem.
But it seems like a waste to use it on my body, because I only use it to block oil splashes and the like, and sell it when I go out another day. I don't know how much it can sell for.
Uncle is concentrating on his work now, I'd better not disturb him, let's go first.
Looking at the piles of ingredients on the table, I was in a dilemma, what should I do?Come on the same way.For fatty meat, use good pork belly and make Zuifei white meat and Dongpo pork; for lean meat, add some fat meat to make steamed meat cakes with salted eggs; Make fresh and fragrant pork skin jelly, and eat it as a cold dish; if you still have bones, use ribs to make soup, and make that ribs bitter gourd soup!
The soup needs to be boiled for a long time. Make the soup first, blanch the pork ribs with boiling water, then put them into the pot, add water, a few slices of ginger, then boil on high heat, turn to low heat and simmer slowly. Stir in a little salt.
The next thing is the two pieces of pork belly. I found that my father and uncle seem to like to eat things that taste like wine. Last time I did Buddha Jumping over the Wall, they ate all of them, and my uncle still had the courage to snatch the food.It just so happens that the Jinyulu I brought from my dad has not been used up yet, so I will cook a little more today so that they can eat enough.
First take a piece of meat, cut it into the same long strips, and then pour in Jinyulu. In principle, this Drunken Concubine Baijiu should be soaked for a day to taste it, but I can’t wait so long, if it really takes that long Otherwise, I would have been hungry, so I took out the kitchen magic weapon that my father gave me, Dangdang, a time cabinet!Just put things in it, adjust the time you want, and open it at the next moment, which is very convenient.
I took this opportunity to mix the seasoning that I will use later.
There was a sound of "ding" (I asked my uncle to add it in order to better grasp the time), all right, you can take it out, pour out the wine, then put the mixed seasoning in, stir well, and then Then put it in the time cabinet and wait for more than ten hours, then take it out and bake it in the oven for two quarters of an hour.Speaking of the oven, I don't know what happened to my uncle's eggs, so let's go and see.
"Uncle, are your eggs ready?"
"Okay, ok, little fish, I was just going to find you, come and see what's going on now?"
I looked at the yellow, yellow and white pieces on the table, then at my uncle's profuse sweat, and then at the half of the eggs left. For a while, my admiration for my uncle was like the water of the Yangtze River, continuous and endless. ??????
The spirit is commendable, but what about behavior??????
I took out a clean chopstick, stirred the bottom of the basin, and heard a rustling sound unexpectedly, then I took out a clean basin, and poured two-thirds of the eggs into the new basin, so it was full There is only one third of the eggs in the pot of eggs left, which are not much different from the eggs I gave him. Is this an alternative return to basics?
"Uncle, I remember that I didn't give you so many eggs. Where did you get the eggs again?"
"You said eggs, I found them outside. My little San and I went to several Gu Gu chicken gathering places to find them. You can't buy them outside. Everyone doesn't eat them. They think they are too sweet. Only teahouses can. Make some refreshments with it, but I never thought it would be so delicious when made into a cake." The uncle said with a look of intoxication on his face, there is no doubt about his appearance, the fate of Gu Gu Chicken must be very rough in the future.
Poor Cuckoo Chicken, I hope you don’t blame me when you are wiped out in the future, Amen.
"Then you didn't use up all the eggs, did you?" I asked suspiciously.
"How come, I still have a lot in my Qiankun bag, enough to make hundreds of big cakes, don't worry."
This sentence is really not convincing when it comes out of his mouth!
"By the way, little fish, why do you want to separate it? Do you want to make a cake too?" Uncle asked curiously as he watched me separate the eggs.
"Yes," I took out another basin and divided the eggs into two parts.Originally, I thought I would make all of them for my uncle, but I was shocked to see his prodigal appearance. If I gave all of them to my uncle, the finished product would only be enough for him to eat later, although I never I don't plan to eat the cake made by my uncle, but my uncle wasted so many eggs, I'd better save a little bit.
Take out the flour and milk and divide them into two parts, "Uncle, follow me, let's do the inner part first."
"Okay, no problem," the uncle replied loudly, "see how I can show my skills."
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Jasmine: (pointing fingers~~) But my manuscript can only last until June...
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12. Delicious food...
I finally taught my uncle how to make cakes, sent him to watch the fire, and I went back to my time cabinet. Fortunately, the time cabinet will not move forward after the limited time stops, which is very suitable for me who cook once People who are unaware of the external environment, otherwise what I see later will be a pile of dust.
But don’t worry now, my uncle will use the oven now, and it’s not too late to do the last step. Now it’s the turn of the troublesome Dongpo pork.
Dongpo Pork is a very famous dish in the previous life. It tastes good, but it is very troublesome to prepare. I'd better prepare the ingredients first, so as not to be in a hurry later.
Pork belly, ginger, onion, cooking wine, sugar, star anise, licorice, and cinnamon. Speaking of cinnamon, it was a coincidence. I was wandering around the valley that day, and then I saw a small group of ants When I was practicing walking in unison, I was very strange, so I followed the ants and walked, walked and walked. After walking for a long time, I found that they climbed up a tree and disappeared under the bark. I peeled off the bark, and then found that it was very Like cinnamon, that's a coincidence!
It can be seen that tracking ants is really a good habit, and you will find some very interesting things.
Looking again, it seems that there is no pepper. To be honest, I have been here for so long, it seems that I have never seen pepper, pepper, etc., and even things with strong flavors are rare.In the past, the food that my father brought back to me was also known for its blandness, which seemed to be good for digestion and good for cultivation.
No wonder the food in this world is so underdeveloped. People who don’t have bigu eat less, and they eat very lightly, just like boiled eggs. But people who have bigu basically don’t eat in order not to be vulgar, even if they eat They also drank some spiritual wine, spiritual tea, spiritual fruit, etc. It seems that some people use tea to become Taoist, and wine to ascend to immortality.
The people in this world are really pitiful. Food is the most important thing for the people. If they don't eat anymore, what's the point of living?Fortunately, although they don't like to eat, they still have all the oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and sugar that they should have. Otherwise, if I have to do it myself, I won't be exhausted.
While thinking, I cut the pork belly into cubes, boiled it in boiling water to get rid of impurities, rinsed it with cold water, and put it on a clean cloth to absorb the moisture from the meat. I don't want to wait to get hurt.
Open the protective cover in front of you, then boil the pot, put the pork skin down into the pot for dry searing, turn the heat down to low heat, and sear until the pig skin foams and turns white, then turn the meat over, and sear for a while. Few sides of the meat, sear the meat until slightly golden.In this way, it does not consume oil and can obtain the effect of loose skin and fat but not greasy meat.
After the meat is roasted, pour a little jinyulu, turn the meat over, pour soy sauce, and then put down the sliced ginger and shallots, and then pour wine so that the pork can swim in it. Put sugar, star anise, cinnamon and licorice slices in, and you're done.The Dongpo meat wine cooked in this way is full of fragrance, fat but not greasy, so delicious that people can swallow their tongues??????
What to do next?Well, it seems that there are salted egg steamed meat patties, white oil pork liver, and fresh pork skin jelly. There are so many, but it doesn't matter. The most important thing I lack is patience.
The time passed in such a busy period, during which time the cake made by my uncle and I was also baked. I took the cake out of the oven, and then took out the strawberry and vanilla flavored cream that I made before, and asked that it was about to flow Drooling uncle:
"Uncle, what flavor of cream do you want? Strawberry and vanilla."
"The strawberry flavor is better." Uncle said, pushing the vanilla flavor to my side secretly.
I handed the strawberry cream to my uncle, then took out a wooden knife, scooped out a big dollop of cream and spread it on top of the cake, turning it to make it even.But doing this is quite tiring. When my uncle is free, I will ask him to help me improve it, and change the manual to automatic, so that it will not be so hard.
After I finished spreading the cream and took out a few spiritual fruits and cut them up and placed them on top, I turned my head to see how my uncle was doing and if I could help.
Then??????
I swallowed my saliva and looked at the strangely shaped cake that was half a head taller than mine. I was speechless. I remember that the two cakes were not that big when they came out of the oven. Could it be that cakes will mutate these years? up?
"Uncle, your cake??????"
The uncle said triumphantly: "Xiao Yu'er, come and take a look, it's very good, I put all the butter on it, it must be delicious, is yours ready? Do you want me to help?"
all the cream?God!That makes three cakes! ! !Although the cream is sweet and delicious, but too much will be greasy.
"Uncle, Xiao Yuer is ready too." I took out a few spiritual fruits and handed them to uncle, "Uncle, you put these spiritual fruits???" Looking at the cake, I found that the word "put" might be a bit awkward. Difficult, "??? Uh??? Put it on, it looks better."
"It makes sense," the uncle took the lingo fruit, "inserted" it into the cream, looked left and right, "it's so beautiful, I didn't expect that I'm quite talented for this, it's really good."
I was very worried that my uncle would say something like "I will make it often in the future", but fortunately he didn't say it. After admiring it for a while, he carefully put the "rockery" cake into the Qiankun bag. The way you eat.
But I didn't remind him to try something by himself. After all, if he wants me to try it first, it's not good to say that it's good to be filial to the master. Life safety is very important. It's better to leave this kind of thing to others to do good deeds in the future. up.
After the cake was done, I put the drunken concubine white meat into the oven to bake, and then I was thinking, as if there was something left to do, I thought and thought, but I still didn't think of it.
What else?There is soup, there are dishes, and there are desserts after dinner, ah!I forgot the meal! !Eat and eat, how can it be considered a meal without rice?Thinking of this, I immediately took out the golden rice. This kind of golden rice is a kind of spiritual rice, which is grown in the spiritual fields. It is specially eaten by the immortals in the world of cultivation for those who have not yet bigu. It can cleanse the vulgarity in the body.
Of course, not all low-level cultivators eat golden rice. Historically, only the big sect of cultivators and cultivators can provide it to the younger generations. At first, the rice that my father brought back to me was not made of this kind of rice, but later I After cooking braised pork with rice for my dad, my dad went out for more than ten days and brought me back a lot of golden rice. At first I thought it was made of gold, and I was teased by my dad for a long time.
This kind of rice is light golden all over, and it will turn milky white when cooked, so it is also called corn, but I personally think that if it is called "corn", I will not be able to tell what kind of "corn" it is, so I have never paid attention to it. It's the name.
This kind of rice is full of aura, but it is delicious. After eating golden rice, those Thai rice and pearl rice are the floating clouds on the other side.
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13. Uncle's cake (repair)...
I found that since I came to this world, people can cultivate and live for a long time, and I have discovered another advantage of this world, that is, the food here is very delicious!Uh??? It doesn’t seem quite right. The things that my father brought back from outside didn’t look very tasty. That’s because the ingredients here are very delicious!Uh??? It’s not right, you can’t eat raw things, anyway, the things made by my hands are very delicious! !I'm definitely not boasting, absolutely not! ! ! !
Put the pot on the "gas stove", adjust the fire, hey, I really miss the old rice cooker, it's so convenient!Ask uncle to study it another day.
I looked at the prepared meals and felt that the portions were not very large, and then I took out the "cuckoo chicken" baked last time from the Qiankun bag and cut it up. It seems that my father and uncle have a lot of food. That uncle is no exception (what kind of standard is this?), I'd better prepare a little more, so as not to starve myself.
I was really prescient, because the third uncle is also a big eater, and under the whirlwind of the three of them, the dishes on the table dropped in a straight line.Poor me, I didn't even have a chance to stretch my chopsticks. Fortunately, I was not so smart, so I climbed onto Daddy's lap early and let him feed me.
Daddy's skills are really not covered, and he can snatch food in the net of uncle's and third uncle's chopsticks. The dishes in my bowl have never been short, and they are still my favorites. It makes me really want to sit in Daddy's place forever. Got it on the leg.
After the meal, I reciprocated and took out the teapot to make tea for Dad. Probably because there was nothing delicious in the past. Dad likes drinking tea very much, especially the spirit tea with strong spiritual energy. I often see him putting a pot of spirit tea Sitting in the gazebo is a whole day.
Under the leadership of my father, I also like drinking tea a little, especially when there are delicious refreshments, this ordinary liking will become a special liking. Anyway, my father doesn't like snacks, so I just don't waste them.Speaking of refreshments, I haven't taken out the cake I just baked, so hurry up and take it out, I want to eat more when everyone is full and can't eat anymore!
"Daddy, I baked a cake that is not too sweet, try it." He said and cut a small piece and handed it to Daddy.Daddy ate it into his mouth gratefully, and swallowed it without chewing.But after he swallowed it, his originally frowning brows relaxed, and he said with a smile:
"That's right, it's not that sweet, but Daddy just had enough, so Xiao Yu'er can eat with Uncle."
"Uncle also made cakes himself, so can Xiao Yuer eat by himself?" I looked at my father expectantly, but my father always forbade me to eat too much cake, I really don't understand, the cake is so delicious, why not Can I eat meals every day?
The third uncle, who was belching, became interested when he heard my words, "Really? Xiaoqing, you baked this??? What is this? It's called a cake, come on, take it out and taste it, have a look Is it as delicious as the dishes cooked by Xiao Yuer?"
When the uncle heard it, he said very badly: "Of course, can I make it delicious?" Then he took it out of the Qiankun bag, maybe because of the Qiankun bag, the cake didn't deform much, or It looks like a rockery, but it looks like colorful spiritual fruits growing on the pink peaks.I'm curious, why it didn't collapse, it's already so high, and the cream is not firm.
The third uncle looked at my round cake, looked at my uncle's rockery cake, and then turned his head to look at my round cake. He said very sincerely and implicitly: "Xiaoqing, your skills are really better than blue ones." Blue."
Dad also smiled and said: "The shape is very good."
When the uncle heard the praise, his tail almost went up into the sky, and he said stinkingly: "Of course, I don't even look at who I am."
The third uncle looked at it for a long time, and then said courageously: "Then I will try it first."
I handed over a set of cake eating utensils with a wink, "Third Uncle can use this, it's very convenient."
"Okay, then thank you, Xiao Yu'er."
Without blinking my eyes, I watched Uncle San pick up a spoon and dig it down with a smile - a large lump of cream without a trace of cake, and then put it in his mouth calmly, and then frowned: "It's so sweet. .”
Of course, that cream is specially made for me and my uncle, can it be sweet?
The uncle reproached and said: "Of course it's sweet to eat only cream, and it's delicious with the cake below." He couldn't help but cut a large piece with a knife and put it on the third uncle's plate, and said expectantly: "Hurry up! Try it, the cake below is made by myself."
I looked at the brownish black cake for some reason, and was very confused. I didn't know if my uncle had added any weird things into it, and I didn't know if there was a certificate of qualification.It doesn't matter, a dead fellow is not a poor fellow, let's run away first.
"Daddy, daddy, shall we go out to eat? The scenery outside is beautiful."
Dad doesn't know if he saw the problem, but I think he should have doubts, after all, the color is much different from the yellow one I usually make, Dad said calmly: "Then Xiao Yuer and I will leave, Third brother, enjoy yourself, this is Xiaoqing's first time making something, and the taste will definitely make you unforgettable forever." After saying that, he quickly hugged me and left, waiting for me to react Only then did I realize that my father and I had come to the room.
Although I admire Dad's speed very much, but, woo woo woo, my cake! !I stared fiercely at Dad with big teary eyes, almost crying, if I want to escape, I have to rescue the cake first.Woohoo, my poor cake, you died so badly~~~
"Okay, okay, why do you still cry so much at such a big age?"
I really want to tell my dad that a man doesn’t cry when he has tears, but he didn’t reach the point of sadness, but when he saw his dad conjure up the cake that was cut into a small piece just now, he rushed towards him. That sentence is very classic. Yes, I'll talk about it later, it's important to eat cake now.
I don't know what happened to the last cake. I only know that my third uncle has never eaten a cake for a long time. It's really strange to eat salty sesame seed cakes. Of course, those are things for the future.
On the morning of the second day after the cake incident, Dad finished the love breakfast I made, went to the guest room to visit the third uncle and the little uncle who lived there, and then issued two family rules to me very seriously after returning: first , Ai Qing is not allowed to make cakes.Second, if you make it, you are not allowed to eat it yourself, let alone give it to your father! !
So, the uncle's cake incident came to a perfect conclusion, and then due to some force majeure, the third uncle officially became the second manager of purchasing in Guiyuan Valley, but every time the two of them came back to purchase my kitchen and Qiankun bags, they would be destroyed. They ransacked everything, if they didn't bring back a lot of ingredients and some unknown edible things every time, I couldn't help but wonder if they came back after eating outside.
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14. Dad goes out...
Uncle and Uncle Three lived in Guiyuan Valley for about two months. The two of them destroyed our house sixteen and a half times. For some reason, Uncle often fought with Uncle Three. He liked to destroy our house House, I really want to tell my uncle that you stop beating me, can't you see that third uncle is teasing you?
But I didn't say it, so our house was destroyed sixteen and a half times, and that half time was the first time when third uncle robbed uncle's favorite piece of braised pork, uncle picked up the plate and K went over, I I didn’t react and escape in time, but they fought more and more fiercely, and half of the house disappeared if I didn’t pay attention. I stood dumbfounded in the intact half of the house, and couldn’t recover for a long time.
Fortunately, Third Uncle's restoration spell was probably due to his frequent use, and he worked very well, and the house was repaired in a short while.But since then, I have also developed a good habit. Whenever they start their hands, I will quickly fill my bowl with my favorite food, and then leave the house quickly.
Two months later, my father came out of customs. As soon as he came out, he flew over to see me, and then saw me busy in the kitchen, with plates and bowls piled up to the height of people, and my uncle was sitting at a table next to him eating cake , the third uncle looked at his uncle with a distorted face, and a cup of spiritual tea was placed in front of him.
I don't know if the shadow of Xiaobaicai appeared in front of Daddy's eyes at that moment, and he sang songs like "Little Cabbage, Dilihuang?????" Unable to bear it, Wu Yun grabbed his uncle and threw it out, and the third uncle also flew out, probably to pick up his uncle, and he didn't know if he received it.
To be honest, I don’t really like my uncle and my third uncle living here, because my uncle always pestered me to teach him how to make cakes, but after seeing that there was no hope, I changed to pestering me to make cakes for him. Almost used up.And the third uncle is not a good person, he makes me cook delicious food all day long, he treats me like a cook!In a word, they are abusing child labor!
And I have no way to sue, because my father went to retreat to refine the things I need to build the foundation for me, which is the big lotus flower from that day.
I am very worried that my father will refine a very strange thing, such as a lotus or something. The foundation building thing is to accompany a person for a lifetime. You said that if the foundation building magic weapon that my father refines for me is a few lotus petals or How about a lotus flower?
Other people's weapons are big knives, long swords and so on. If one day I have a bloody conflict with others, we will use magic weapons to fight each other.He took out a majestic and murderous sword, and I took out a ??? big lotus?????? Is that plausible?
Even though my lotus flower has a strong attack power, if I launch an attack?????? A few petals will slowly fly towards the opponent??????
Then my enemy will definitely die—laugh to death, or I will kill you if you don’t laugh to death!
So, I didn't dare to bother my father, for fear that he would make a big lotus flower for me by accident or something. Oh, bah, bah, I was wrong. The first magic weapon was refined into a big lotus flower.
As far as I know, the first time in life is very important, very very important, basically determines the direction of a person's future development, so the first magic weapon in my life can't be sloppy.
So although I was very anxious in my heart, I couldn't bear to look at it all the time. I couldn't help it and went to the kitchen to make delicious food, so I used up more than half of the ingredients stored in just two months. Well, when Uncle and Third Uncle were thrown out, they both brought a lot of food with them.
I served a cup of spirit tea to my furious dad. Dad was very angry this time. He was very angry after seeing me after he came out of the retreat, and then he threw uncle and the others out, so I still don’t understand what happened. But it doesn't matter now, it's important to let dad calm down.
"Daddy drink tea."
Dad picked me up, let me sit on his lap, held my red hands, and said distressedly: "How dare they treat Xiao Yu'er like this and make you do so much housework, damn it!"
Uh??? I didn’t dare to tell my dad that I was very worried and didn’t want to practice, so I had to spend time in the kitchen. At least in the kitchen, I felt that time passed faster.
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