The happy life of the little fish in another world
Chapter 1 My name is 'Ai Yu'
Look, he is hesitating whether to go back and ask him to return the extra spirit stones. Those fake ancient jade slips are not worth 1000 yuan spirit stones, only 100 yuan at most.
"Why do you keep looking back?" Dad knocked on me.
I answer truthfully.
Daddy smiled. "No need, I only gave him 1000 yuan of spirit stones."
……
quack quack...
A raven flies overhead...
Blank jade slips, one piece of spirit stone, one piece of spirit stone, at least a few hundred yuan here, Dad, you actually only give him 1000 yuan of spirit stone!Not even the labor cost is enough...
Daddy, you are ruthless!
On the way back, I happened to see the unlucky ghost just now, with five bright red marks on his fair face, leading a group of people up and down the road aggressively.When I saw a stall, I walked over and grabbed the collar of the stall owner, and asked if I saw the old man with the white beard. After the stall owner shook his head, he overturned the table and walked away...
It's really rude... I immediately threw the little sympathy I just had for him to Ulaguo.
Seeing my eyes light up, the young man came over and asked, "Hey, kid, did you see that old man selling jade slips just now?"
Dad frowned, and was about to get angry, I quickly tugged at Dad's sleeve to signal for me to come, so Dad remained silent.
I looked at him sympathetically and said, "Brother, you were cheated by that old man, right? Not long after you left, another big brother came to your door and said he was selling fake goods, and then that old man said Return the spirit stone to that elder brother, and walk away in despair."
The aristocratic young man's face became even more angry, and he said, "Then which direction is he going?"
"Over there." I pointed to an alley.
The aristocratic young man waved his hand, and immediately the group of people rushed into the alley aggressively.
"Xiao Yu'er, you've failed in learning." Uncle said affirmatively, still nodding to strengthen his credibility.
I ignored him and dragged my father away from this place of right and wrong.
After returning to the inn, my uncle took out three large jars of spirit wine and put them on the table, and said happily: "Hahaha, this is the spirit wine I just bought, 1000-year-old red Luo wine, we will not drink it tonight." Don't get drunk."
Dad and third uncle looked at each other with a smile and took off their robes and sat down.
I stuck out my tongue, "Then I'll make you guys something to eat."
"Okay," the uncle's eyes lit up, "I want delicious drunken shrimp fried fish and cold conger eel."
Why do I feel that my uncle is waiting for my words?
I took out my kitchen utensils, washed them, brushed them, chopped them, and stir-fried them. After a while, what my uncle said was done.
The uncle took a sip and praised: "It's delicious." Then he poured a glass of wine and drank it with a grunt.
Is the wine really that good?I looked at the three drinking happily and thought.
Uncle looked at me like this, poured a full glass of wine and handed it to me, and said maliciously: "Xiao Yu'er, do you want to try it?"
I looked at the amber liquid, breathed the air with a strong aroma of wine, and hesitated, this wine looked really good.
"It's delicious," the uncle tempted. "As a man, why don't you know how to drink?"
Being so excited by him, I immediately grabbed the cup and drank it down.
"Cough, cough, cough..." It's so hot, uncle, do you want to murder?
"Oh, I forgot, this red wine is a famous spirit." The uncle patted his forehead, his face suddenly enlightened.
... Uncle, why didn't you remember earlier?
Uncle dug out from the many Qiankun bags, and then took out a delicate red wine jug, handed it to me and said: "This is red cotton wine, soft, suitable for you to drink."
I hesitated, then looked at Dad, who nodded: "The red cotton wine tastes sweet, drink it and see if you like it."
I poured half a glass, and then took a sip. Sure enough, the taste was sweet and mellow, like fruit wine. I drank the contents of the glass in one gulp.
"Drink well." I smiled sweetly and poured one cup after another.
In fact, if I knew what would happen later, I would definitely destroy this jug of wine humanely!Absolutely never take a sip!
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83. Drunk...
The three of them drank and chatted, and within a short period of time they drank most of the three jars of wine.While drinking happily, Ai Jai suddenly felt someone tug on his sleeve.Xiao Yuer was the only one present who would do this, and I don't know when he developed the habit of pulling his sleeves whenever he had something to do.
Ai Zha turned his head, and before he had time to show a doting smile, he saw an interesting scene.
Xiao Yuer sat on the stool, swayed slightly, held a wine glass in his right hand, stopped in the air half an arm away from him, and pulled his sleeve with his left hand. When he turned around, he showed a sweet smile, He said inarticulately: "Daddy...cup...cup..."
"What cup?" Ai Jai asked curiously, isn't the cup in his hand?What more cup do you need?
Hold out a finger and point to the cup you are holding in your right hand. "……this……"
"Isn't the cup in your hand? What's the matter?"
Xiao Yuer frowned: "...can't catch...Daddy...catch..."
... Can't catch it?Ai Zha smiled and said softly: "Daddy doesn't know how, Xiao Yuer will show Daddy how to catch a cup, okay?"
The dazed little fish responded obediently: "...Okay...cup...don't...don't run...obediently...well...wait for me to catch you...uh..."
He widened his eyes, stared at the cup for a moment, then stretched out his hand suddenly, and grabbed... far away from the cup...
"Hahaha..." Ai Qing laughed out loud.
...to be so drunk...the smile on Ai Zha's face deepened...
"...Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er's eyes were full of mist when he looked over again, extremely wronged, the cup was clearly in that place, why couldn't he always catch it?
"Little Yu'er...cough cough, it's fine if you take your other hand back." Ai Qing, who finally stopped smiling, reminded that such a cute little fish is really rare.
The dazed little fish tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded, and said seriously: "Well...that makes sense..." Then he took his right hand back—following the crooked wavy line, By the way, more than half of it was spilled.Then...the collar went down...
"Hahaha...Xiao Yu'er...haha..." Ai Qing slapped the table and laughed.
"Woo... Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er was about to cry, why can't she drink delicious red cotton wine?Moreover, why did Daddy become two like the cup?Xiao Yu'er stood up unsteadily and rushed towards him, wanting to verify which father was the real one.
"Little Yu'er—" Ai Zha laughed, and hugged the person who rushed to him.
"Huh? Daddy...why did you come here?" Xiao Yu'er was puzzled, wasn't Daddy over there just now?Or is this daddy the real one?
"You—" Ai Zha pinched his little nose, took out a pill and handed it to his mouth.
Shaking his head and refusing, Xiao Yu'er stretched out his hand to touch Ai Jaw's cheek, tugged and tugged again, well, it's true.So she nestled in Ai Jai's arms, pointed to the jug on the table and said, "Pour wine..."
Ai Zha, the waiter with the highest cultivation level in the world, stretched out his hand, and the wine jug flew in front of him, and stretched out his hand again, and the wine glass also ran towards him cheerfully.Ai Jaw moved his wrist slightly, and the pill suddenly appeared in the wine glass. With a single finger, the wine jug stopped in mid-air tilted, filling the wine glass, and then... the wine glass tilted, and more than half of it was poured out...
"Ah..." Xiao Yu'er cried out in disappointment, "Daddy...Manshang...Manshang...".
Ai Jai tapped his finger again, and the wine glass was filled again.
"Hurry up, hurry up..." Xiao Yu'er licked his lips, his eyes fixed on the cup in mid-air.
Ai Zha brought the cup to Xiao Yu'er's mouth, and Xiao Yu'er took Ai Zha's hand, stretched out his small tongue to lick the liquid in the cup, and drank it down in one gulp.
"Well...it's delicious, I want more! Daddy, get it for me quickly." Xiao Yu'er, who had recovered a little bit of clarity, urged.
"Xiao Yu'er, why don't you drink directly from the flagon, that's more satisfying." Ai Qing looked at it with a smile, and suggested maliciously.
"That's right." It makes sense, if you drink from the flagon, you can drink as much as you want. "Daddy, quickly bring the flagon over here."
Ai Jaw cast a glance at the man who feared that the world would not be chaotic, and commanded the flagon to float in front of Xiao Yu'er. The little Yu'er, who was a little awake, quickly grabbed the flagon into his arms, then raised it to his lips, proudly Gulu Gulu gulped down several mouthfuls.
"Ah, it's really delicious! It turns out that wine is such a delicious thing." Xiao Yu'er smacked his lips and said with emotion.
"Little Yu'er, this red cotton wine has a lot of stamina, you have to be careful." The corner of Tuer's mouth slightly raised, and he didn't know what he thought of.
"It's okay," Xiao Yu'er waved his hand, "I'm drunk and my dad is here, dad will definitely take care of me, right, dad?"
"It's natural."
After getting an affirmative answer, Xiao Yu'er showed a satisfied smile and continued to drink.
At the climax of the moon, Ai Zha picked up the drunk Xiao Yu'er, and appeared in the bedroom in a flash.
Noticing the change of scenery, Xiao Yu'er opened his big hazy eyes and asked in a daze, "Daddy, are you going to sleep?"
"En." Ai Zha responded, putting the precious son in his arms on the bed, and stretched out his hand to untie his clothes.
"Daddy...Daddy get up..." Xiao Yu'er pushed Ai Zha's chest vigorously.
"What's wrong?" Ai Jai followed Xiao Yu'er's movements and lay on his back on the bed.
Seeing his father's cooperation, Xiao Yu'er smiled sweetly, sat on Ai Zha's abdomen, and pressed his hands on Ai Zha's chest by coincidence.
Looking at the delicate collarbone and the looming white and tender skin, Ai Zha's eyes darkened, and his voice was hoarse, "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yu'er, who was struggling to untie the belt on Ai Zhu's body, said without raising his head, "I love Daddy."
……
Rao was so excited that he was scared to death by this sentence, Ai Zha frowned, and asked softly: "Little Yu'er, why did you think of this, huh?"
Xiao Yu'er, who finally untied his father's belt, raised his head in a good mood, but then thought of something, pouted his mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "When we were in the teahouse just now, Daddy let that vixen touch this and that, I am angry!
Ai Jai raised his eyebrows with a smile, "So?"
"So, I want to punish Daddy," nodded, and explained: "When I just came back, my uncle told me through voice transmission that he said that he would do back what Daddy did to me. I think it makes sense." Then Pulling off Ai Jaw's clothes, revealing his strong chest.Nodding his head, very satisfied with his results, Xiao Yu'er bent down| body, gnawing at random.
Hearing such sour words, Ai Zha smiled and indulged his movements, but as more and more spots appeared on his snow-white chest, Ai Zha let out an unbearable muffled groan, he really shouldn't just let it go with his.
"Uh... little fish..."
After kissing the front, Xiao Yu'er stood up and observed his results. Seeing that his fair chest was full of red marks, some of which were still dripping with blood, he frowned and said hesitantly, "Daddy... Does it hurt?"
Ai Jai's face was pale, with sweat beads rolling down his cheeks, he nodded slowly.
Xiao Yu'er's face suddenly fell.
Seeing Xiao Yu'er's sad face, Ai Zha asked softly: "Xiao Yu'er, do you know what to do?"
Xiao Yu'er thought for a long time with his mushy head, and said dejectedly: "...I don't know..." The time when I grew up with Daddy was not long, and when I did it, it was always led by Daddy. Under the provocative provocation, I often can only sink in the sea of desire. At that time, I even forgot what my name was, and how could I remember how my father did it.
There was a mysterious smile on Ai Zha's face, "Then... let Daddy teach you?"
Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up, "Really?"
The smile on Ai Jaw's face deepened: "Of course."
"Then Daddy, what should I do?" the studious little fish immediately asked.
Ai Zha stretched out his hand and pressed Xiao Yu'er down, kissed his lips, and said, "Do this first."
That's right, Xiao Yu'er, with only one nerve left in his mind, suddenly realized that Daddy used to kiss first, and then stick his tongue in after kissing...
Ai Jai tasted the small tongue that was automatically delivered to the door. It was soft, glutinous and creamy, and it also had the unique mellow aroma of red cotton wine. What he served was supremely delicious.
After a long time, Xiao Yu'er, who had finally caught his breath and was half-stretched, looked at Ai Zhu with expectant eyes.
Ai Jai pressed his head to his chest, and instructed with a hoarse voice: "Kiss with your mouth... don't bite, you know?" One hand stroked his back, and the other moved down...
Xiao Yu'er was thinking of accomplishing the great feat of "loving daddy". Although there was a little discomfort underneath, he just twisted his buttocks to make the fingers enter more smoothly, and his little head with only half a muscle didn't notice anything wrong at all. .
So, after Xiao Yu'er licked his father's chest all over, he found that the posterior acupoint was itchy, and there was a foreign object swimming in it.
"Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er twisted her butt impatiently, "...it's uncomfortable."
Ai Jaw's throat moved slightly, and he coaxed softly: "It will be more comfortable if you sit on it."
Xiao Yuer hesitated, "This is different from what uncle said."
"How did Ai Qing tell you?"
"Uncle said he wanted me to be on top." Xiao Yu'er nodded obediently.
"Then are you up there now?"
Xiao Yu'er looked at it and nodded, he was indeed on top now.
"That's it, good boy, sit up." Ai Jai coaxed.
Although it felt a little wrong, the little fish whose brain was twisted into a ball at this moment moved his body under the urging of Ai Jaw, and sat down...
The author has something to say: I changed a computer, and it was not working well...
I'm in pain writing this chapter... my brain cells are almost gone
Xiao Yu'er, don't drink anymore... After drinking, only Dad will benefit...
Good morning everyone!
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84. Uncle's Cocktail ([-])...
"Well..." I rubbed my eyes and woke up from my sleep. This sleep was really uncomfortable, my body was limp and weak, and my head still hurt very much. It felt like Zhuge Military Master was waving a feather fan, command Thousands of troops are rehearsing formations in my mind.
I hated to think, why doesn't my head open into pieces like a flower, so that my pain can be divided into many parts, big pain becomes small pain, small pain becomes no pain...
In my reverie, a warm finger gently touched my temple, moving slowly, and a trace of cold breath came in from it, like a tranquilizer, bringing some clarity to my messy brain.
Daddy's hoarse voice sounded in his ears: "You know the pain, let's see if you dare to drink so much in the future, like a little alcoholic."
"Don't drink anymore..." I muttered, burying my hot face into Dad's arms.Heaven and earth, I did such a shameful thing, fortunately only my father knew about it, otherwise I would lose face in the future.
"Hehe...it's not too late to say this now..." Dad jokingly said, stretching out his hand to scratch my little face.
"It's not too late, it's never too late to eat a small loss and realize a big precept." Before my face was hot enough to cook an egg, I quickly pulled off my father's hand and urged: "Daddy, we Get out quickly." The most important thing now is to stay away from this big bed, so that you won't recall the situation of last night or last night plus this morning.
Dad didn't have any objection to my ostrich mentality, so he helped me get dressed and took me out.
I ignored my tired body, stretched my waist, and breathed the fresh air in the morning.Although the sun has risen in the east, as long as it is not higher than the top of the head, it is still in the morning range. This shows that I am still very diligent. I was able to wake up so early on the second day of drunkenness, I thought happily.
"Daddy, why didn't you see Uncle and Third Uncle?" I asked suspiciously while eating some light porridge.I clearly saw these two people when I was drinking yesterday, but they disappeared after one night.I didn't hear where they were going to play, or did they both get drunk and then fell asleep?Smile gloatingly.
"They have already gone out." Dad said coolly.
"Ah? No way?" I cried, "Isn't uncle drunk?"
"His drinking capacity is very good. If you really want to fight, Tour is not his opponent."
"No way..." I was dumb, I really couldn't tell, the uncle looked like the one who got drunk and ate tofu.
"Xiaoqing doesn't know how to control himself when he starts to drink. I'm afraid the wine worms in his body were caught in those jars last night. He must be dragging Tour to find a place to fight wine. Do you want to go and see?"
"Hmm." I nodded, pouring the clear porridge in the bowl into my stomach.
There is a restaurant not far from the inn when you turn left. It is said that my uncle is in it. I stood on the dilapidated doorway of the restaurant covered with cobwebs and complained secretly. Uncle really, I can’t find a decent place. Is the place that looks so haunted really a tavern?Don't drink and drink into the underworld.
"Let's go, what are you still doing here?" Dad took my hand and walked inside.
Although the matter is coming to an end, I still have a little thought, "Daddy, is uncle really in this place?"
"Is there something wrong?" Dad asked.
I said seriously, "Daddy, isn't this really a haunted house?"
"Well, it depends on what angle you look at it from. The owner of this shop is indeed a ghost cultivator. Other than that, this place has nothing to do with haunted houses."
Ghost cultivator = ghost monk, that is to say, there are ghosts in it...
There are ghosts inside, there are ghosts inside, there are ghosts inside...the endless loop in my mind...I don't even know when my dad pulled me in.
When I came back to my senses, I saw a very interesting picture: a tall crystal cup was placed in front of my uncle, and there were many small cups around the crystal cup. Carefully pour a little bit into the crystal cup, as the liquid is poured, the crystal cup will either change a color, or billow with thick smoke, mysterious and unusual.
The third uncle's face changed with his movements, turning completely pale.
"Daddy, what is uncle doing?" I asked curiously.
Dad shook his head, looked at the third uncle, and the third uncle smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know, he started messing with himself after drinking."
"Drunk?" Daddy asked.
The third uncle shook his head, his face became even more bitter.
I leaned forward, looked at the lavender liquid in the crystal cup, and asked curiously, "Uncle, what are you doing?"
The uncle replied while watching his results proudly: "I saw that you added several kinds of juices together to make a comprehensive juice last time, and the taste was not bad, so I thought about mixing several kinds of wine together. How is the taste."
"Did you make it, uncle?"
"No." Uncle said with a sad face, "Tour said the cup he made just now tasted bitter."
"...then you keep working hard." I comforted, and then slowly moved back, woohoo, I finally understand why third uncle's face is so pale, feelings are all for him to drink, no wonder he His face was so bitter.I want to withdraw quickly, so as not to be dragged by my uncle to "test the poison" later. Now that I know how to drink, I can't refuse on the excuse that I don't know how to drink.
But before I could evacuate safely, my hand was grabbed by my uncle, who smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er, help me..."
"Wow, uncle, you can't ask me to test the poison, I will die!" My voice trembled, and I was so sad that I was about to cry.
"...Look at this cup..." Uncle frowned...
I came back to my senses, and quickly smiled and said, "Ah, uncle, look at me for making such a fuss. Uncle, what time do you want to see? I'm the best at this."
"Hehe..." Uncle smiled.
"Haha..." I laughed dryly.
"Snapped"
"Oh, uncle, how can you hit someone?" I said aggrievedly.
"Hmph, if I don't hit you, who will you hit? I don't even look at your small body. I'm not going to ask you to try the wine." The uncle said angrily.
I couldn't stop laughing. Uncle, you also know that this wine is poison before the research is successful. The third uncle is so pitiful.
"Little fish—" the uncle urged.
"Here we come." I hurried over, "Uncle, what do you want me to look at?"
Uncle pointed to the bottom of the cup and said, "You tell me when this place starts to turn red, you know?"
"Okay, no problem." I rested my head on the table and stared at the cup.Uncle picked up a cup and slowly poured the white wine in the cup into the crystal cup...
On the other side, Ai Jai watched his uncle and nephew concentrating on the experiment, sighed, and then said seriously, "What news do you have from your side?"
Tur shook his head: "Since the Qingxin Island incident last time, I haven't heard from him again. He seems to have just disappeared into the sea of hopelessness."
"How is it possible?" Ai Jai sneered.
"The conclusion reached so far is that the man has not left the Hopeless Sea. However, since the great battle more than ten years ago, he has fallen from the Mahayana stage to the early stage of fusion, and you and I have worked together."
"That's how it is. The two of us went out to look for Haiyouguo, and Ai Qing and Xiao Yu'er let them stay in Fangshi." Ai Jai looked at the two people who were caught in the "two-person world" and came to a conclusion.
Although Tull couldn't hide his worry when he looked at the two of them, he still remained silent.
"What? You two are going to elope?" I was shocked.
"Cough, cough..." The third uncle, who was "tasting" the glass of purple-black foam that his uncle finally finished, accidentally swallowed the wine in his mouth, coughing until tears flowed out.Hmph, if I knew he was going to go out alone with my father again, I should have encouraged my uncle to add chili water to that glass of wine just now!
Daddy said with a funny smile, "What on earth are you thinking, you little brain? Is that how the word elopement is used?"
"Isn't it? The two of you went out "alone" and we were not allowed to follow you. You must be doing something bad." I said with certainty.
Taking advantage of the moment when Ai Qing was distracted by Xiao Yu'er's bold words, Tuer decisively poured the contents of the cup down on the table, and then said seriously: "Xiao Yu'er, don't talk nonsense. It’s boring and dangerous, and we’ll take you there when it’s interesting.”
"Really?" Uncle asked suspiciously.
"Of course, our trip is to catch Haiyouguo, and we will definitely take you there after we determine the scope." The third uncle said with great certainty.
I looked at my dad, who nodded helplessly, "We have sorted out a lot of information and determined a few areas, but these areas are too large, so the two of us will confirm it first, and we won't leave you guys behind."
"That's good." I let go of half my heart.
"Xiao Yu'er, you can also take this opportunity to take a good tour of the largest city on the Hopeless Sea. There are many interesting places in it." The third uncle winked at me and said mysteriously.
"Really?" My eyes lit up.
"Of course, the arena, auction house, and trading hall are all famous places here. You can take a good look around."
I stretched out a hand and looked at my father expectantly. My father gave me a bulging Qiankun bag with a smile, and said, "Buy whatever you want. There is also a piece of my token inside, which can be used to keep accounts." .”
"That is to say, I can buy whatever I want?"
Daddy nodded.
I took it happily, took out the black token and played with it carefully.
"Okay, Tull and I have to prepare some things, you can go shopping around, let's go first." Saying that, Dad stood up and walked towards the door.
At this moment, a cold and ethereal voice sounded in the room: "Hmph... don't even think about leaving..."
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85. Uncle's Cocktail ([-])...
Daddy pulled me over, put me in his arms, and shouted: "Who?"
The room was silent, billowing black mist emerged from under the table, and filled the entire elegant room in a short while, the deep gloom made people feel chills for no reason.I suddenly remembered what my father said when I first entered the restaurant. The owner of this restaurant is a ghost cultivator. Judging from this situation, it could be that he is actually selling dog meat for a trick of murder and robbery.
The third uncle snorted coldly, and the table suddenly flew up, hit the wall, and instantly shattered into pieces and fell to the floor.
Without the obstruction of the table, I could clearly see the source of the black mist. There was a long crack on the floor, and the black mist came in from under this trace.This strange trace was melted by something powerful, and the runes on the floor were also destroyed, making it look extremely abrupt.
It's no wonder, I thought it was strange before, these teahouses, inns and taverns and other places, private rooms are notoriously impenetrable, not to mention mosquitoes, even the sound can't fly up.It is said that the monks in the fusion stage have nothing to do with them, and they don't know how the hole came about. Could it be that someone wants to do something to us?
After a while, the black mist gathered together to form a black cocoon-like object, and the black cocoon split from the middle, revealing a pale young man with a ghostly aura.
After being swept away by his sharp eyes, I quickly buried my head in my father's arms, quietly peeking out one eye, not daring to move.
The third uncle was obviously relieved when he saw the person coming, and said politely: "So it's Senior Yin, I don't know what orders Senior has?"
"Don't dare to order, Ai family boy and Tu family boy, you destroyed my house, do you want to leave like this?" Senior Yin sneered.
"This...Senior, this junior really doesn't understand what you mean." The third uncle looked puzzled.
"Hmph, I don't understand..." Senior Yin was furious, pointing to the mark on the floor and said, "Look at what this is? In broad daylight, he dared to break the old man's protective spell, and even There is a big hole etched into the black iron floor! Don’t you guys know that these things are very expensive?”
Isn't it all right in broad daylight?I secretly complained.It's weird though, we didn't do anything, why is there a big hole in the floor?Could it be that this person also imitated his uncles and gave us a fairy dance...
The uncle ran over and looked at it for a long time, then raised his head in confusion and said, "How did this hole come about? Old man Yin, you didn't make a hole on purpose to lie to us, did you?"
"Ridiculous!" Senior Yin shouted angrily: "Although I am very dissatisfied with you, I still can't do such a thing at my age! Just now I was chatting with an old friend below, who would have thought that a venom suddenly fell from above, It ruined the old man's 3000-year-old wine!"
venom?No way... I looked over to the third uncle, and sure enough, the third uncle had both embarrassment and happiness on his face.
"Venom? How is it possible? We didn't spill anything on the floor, let alone venom, old man Yin, don't talk nonsense." The uncle said disdainfully.
"Hmph, how can the old man lie, you can see for yourself." Senior Yin waved his hand, and a wine jar appeared on the floor. It can be seen that this is a jar of old wine, and the original taste must be bad. not going anywhere.It's just that it's pitch black inside now, and purple mist is still gurgling, and it's not normal at first glance. Eating this kind of thing will kill people.
"Wow, old man Yin, how did you spoil this Yulouchun like this." The uncle said with a full face of regret.
"Hmph, you have turned my 3000-year-old Yulouchun into a pot of poison, how dare you say that!"
"How can there be..." Uncle wanted to say something more, but third uncle stopped him.
"Senior Yin, this is indeed my negligence. I am willing to compensate senior for the loss. How many spirit stones do I want?"
Senior Yin said angrily: "It's not bad, but I don't want any spirit stones, just give me a 3000-year-old wine."
"This..." Third Uncle looked at Dad.
Dad flipped his wrist, and a quaint wine jar appeared in his hand, he said politely: "Senior Yin, I am very sorry, this jar is 4000-year-old Jin Yulu, I don't know if you are satisfied."
Senior Yin's eyes were straightened, and his saliva was about to flow out, "Is this really 4000-year-old Jin Yulu?"
"Exactly."
"Hahahaha..." Senior Yin laughed loudly, then rolled the wine jar over, holding the jar as if looking at a lover, and still waved his hands and said: "Hurry up, you guys, don't give it away."
When I got out of the house, I patted my chest and took a deep breath. I was really shocked just now.
The uncle also reacted a little at this moment, he glanced at the third uncle, and said, "Hey, what did you pour down?"
"The glass of wine you mixed." The third uncle replied honestly.
Uncle's face flushed, and then quickly turned black.
"Uncle, in fact, you have already gained a lot," I comforted: "Look, if you fiddle with this twice casually, the things you make can corrode the runes that even the monks at the body stage can't break. , and it is so perfect, there is only one hole, and nothing else has changed, how amazing it is.”
The uncle was still very unhappy and said: "But what I want is good wine, and those are not good. What's the use of magic."
"If you sell them, you can buy the wine you like." I reminded.
"That's right." The uncle suddenly realized, and then took out a jade slip, fiddled with it a few times, and threw it to the third uncle, saying: "Buy this, and then buy me wine. I forgive you for pouring out my wine just now." thing."
The third uncle took it with a wry smile.
Sitting bored in that ghostly restaurant, I looked left and right, and after looking for a long time, I still didn't find anything interesting around me.All the people around were staring blankly at his uncle's movements, and several of them recorded them on the jade slips while watching, blatantly plagiarizing.You're so stupid, won't you come over and grab it?
I turned my head and looked at my uncle bored, who was busy pouring the wine in the glass and ignored me.I just mentioned the cocktail a little bit that day. Unexpectedly, my uncle was so interested. He took out a bunch of fine wine and juice to play with, and said that he wanted to make the best cocktail, so he didn’t need my help. .
I have been busy for a few days, but there is no other result except for the preparation of a few monsters that make people crazy or drunk instantly. If there is any progress, it may be that the power has decreased. Compared with the one that corroded the floor of others, the current results are all innocent, romantic, lovely and innocent.
Therefore, the uncle became more and more interested, and specially ordered a lot of wine in this restaurant to test it with great interest.
"Uncle, do you really not want my help?" I lay down on the table listlessly.In the past few days, my father and my third uncle left early and returned late, leaving only my uncle and me, and my father also specifically told me to follow my uncle all the time, not to stray three steps away from him.But my uncle just sat there and poured the wine glass back and forth these few days, and didn't go out for a walk. My body was almost moldy.
Uncle didn't lift his head, he concentrated on pouring a glass of fiery red wine into the transparent
"Why do you keep looking back?" Dad knocked on me.
I answer truthfully.
Daddy smiled. "No need, I only gave him 1000 yuan of spirit stones."
……
quack quack...
A raven flies overhead...
Blank jade slips, one piece of spirit stone, one piece of spirit stone, at least a few hundred yuan here, Dad, you actually only give him 1000 yuan of spirit stone!Not even the labor cost is enough...
Daddy, you are ruthless!
On the way back, I happened to see the unlucky ghost just now, with five bright red marks on his fair face, leading a group of people up and down the road aggressively.When I saw a stall, I walked over and grabbed the collar of the stall owner, and asked if I saw the old man with the white beard. After the stall owner shook his head, he overturned the table and walked away...
It's really rude... I immediately threw the little sympathy I just had for him to Ulaguo.
Seeing my eyes light up, the young man came over and asked, "Hey, kid, did you see that old man selling jade slips just now?"
Dad frowned, and was about to get angry, I quickly tugged at Dad's sleeve to signal for me to come, so Dad remained silent.
I looked at him sympathetically and said, "Brother, you were cheated by that old man, right? Not long after you left, another big brother came to your door and said he was selling fake goods, and then that old man said Return the spirit stone to that elder brother, and walk away in despair."
The aristocratic young man's face became even more angry, and he said, "Then which direction is he going?"
"Over there." I pointed to an alley.
The aristocratic young man waved his hand, and immediately the group of people rushed into the alley aggressively.
"Xiao Yu'er, you've failed in learning." Uncle said affirmatively, still nodding to strengthen his credibility.
I ignored him and dragged my father away from this place of right and wrong.
After returning to the inn, my uncle took out three large jars of spirit wine and put them on the table, and said happily: "Hahaha, this is the spirit wine I just bought, 1000-year-old red Luo wine, we will not drink it tonight." Don't get drunk."
Dad and third uncle looked at each other with a smile and took off their robes and sat down.
I stuck out my tongue, "Then I'll make you guys something to eat."
"Okay," the uncle's eyes lit up, "I want delicious drunken shrimp fried fish and cold conger eel."
Why do I feel that my uncle is waiting for my words?
I took out my kitchen utensils, washed them, brushed them, chopped them, and stir-fried them. After a while, what my uncle said was done.
The uncle took a sip and praised: "It's delicious." Then he poured a glass of wine and drank it with a grunt.
Is the wine really that good?I looked at the three drinking happily and thought.
Uncle looked at me like this, poured a full glass of wine and handed it to me, and said maliciously: "Xiao Yu'er, do you want to try it?"
I looked at the amber liquid, breathed the air with a strong aroma of wine, and hesitated, this wine looked really good.
"It's delicious," the uncle tempted. "As a man, why don't you know how to drink?"
Being so excited by him, I immediately grabbed the cup and drank it down.
"Cough, cough, cough..." It's so hot, uncle, do you want to murder?
"Oh, I forgot, this red wine is a famous spirit." The uncle patted his forehead, his face suddenly enlightened.
... Uncle, why didn't you remember earlier?
Uncle dug out from the many Qiankun bags, and then took out a delicate red wine jug, handed it to me and said: "This is red cotton wine, soft, suitable for you to drink."
I hesitated, then looked at Dad, who nodded: "The red cotton wine tastes sweet, drink it and see if you like it."
I poured half a glass, and then took a sip. Sure enough, the taste was sweet and mellow, like fruit wine. I drank the contents of the glass in one gulp.
"Drink well." I smiled sweetly and poured one cup after another.
In fact, if I knew what would happen later, I would definitely destroy this jug of wine humanely!Absolutely never take a sip!
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83. Drunk...
The three of them drank and chatted, and within a short period of time they drank most of the three jars of wine.While drinking happily, Ai Jai suddenly felt someone tug on his sleeve.Xiao Yuer was the only one present who would do this, and I don't know when he developed the habit of pulling his sleeves whenever he had something to do.
Ai Zha turned his head, and before he had time to show a doting smile, he saw an interesting scene.
Xiao Yuer sat on the stool, swayed slightly, held a wine glass in his right hand, stopped in the air half an arm away from him, and pulled his sleeve with his left hand. When he turned around, he showed a sweet smile, He said inarticulately: "Daddy...cup...cup..."
"What cup?" Ai Jai asked curiously, isn't the cup in his hand?What more cup do you need?
Hold out a finger and point to the cup you are holding in your right hand. "……this……"
"Isn't the cup in your hand? What's the matter?"
Xiao Yuer frowned: "...can't catch...Daddy...catch..."
... Can't catch it?Ai Zha smiled and said softly: "Daddy doesn't know how, Xiao Yuer will show Daddy how to catch a cup, okay?"
The dazed little fish responded obediently: "...Okay...cup...don't...don't run...obediently...well...wait for me to catch you...uh..."
He widened his eyes, stared at the cup for a moment, then stretched out his hand suddenly, and grabbed... far away from the cup...
"Hahaha..." Ai Qing laughed out loud.
...to be so drunk...the smile on Ai Zha's face deepened...
"...Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er's eyes were full of mist when he looked over again, extremely wronged, the cup was clearly in that place, why couldn't he always catch it?
"Little Yu'er...cough cough, it's fine if you take your other hand back." Ai Qing, who finally stopped smiling, reminded that such a cute little fish is really rare.
The dazed little fish tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded, and said seriously: "Well...that makes sense..." Then he took his right hand back—following the crooked wavy line, By the way, more than half of it was spilled.Then...the collar went down...
"Hahaha...Xiao Yu'er...haha..." Ai Qing slapped the table and laughed.
"Woo... Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er was about to cry, why can't she drink delicious red cotton wine?Moreover, why did Daddy become two like the cup?Xiao Yu'er stood up unsteadily and rushed towards him, wanting to verify which father was the real one.
"Little Yu'er—" Ai Zha laughed, and hugged the person who rushed to him.
"Huh? Daddy...why did you come here?" Xiao Yu'er was puzzled, wasn't Daddy over there just now?Or is this daddy the real one?
"You—" Ai Zha pinched his little nose, took out a pill and handed it to his mouth.
Shaking his head and refusing, Xiao Yu'er stretched out his hand to touch Ai Jaw's cheek, tugged and tugged again, well, it's true.So she nestled in Ai Jai's arms, pointed to the jug on the table and said, "Pour wine..."
Ai Zha, the waiter with the highest cultivation level in the world, stretched out his hand, and the wine jug flew in front of him, and stretched out his hand again, and the wine glass also ran towards him cheerfully.Ai Jaw moved his wrist slightly, and the pill suddenly appeared in the wine glass. With a single finger, the wine jug stopped in mid-air tilted, filling the wine glass, and then... the wine glass tilted, and more than half of it was poured out...
"Ah..." Xiao Yu'er cried out in disappointment, "Daddy...Manshang...Manshang...".
Ai Jai tapped his finger again, and the wine glass was filled again.
"Hurry up, hurry up..." Xiao Yu'er licked his lips, his eyes fixed on the cup in mid-air.
Ai Zha brought the cup to Xiao Yu'er's mouth, and Xiao Yu'er took Ai Zha's hand, stretched out his small tongue to lick the liquid in the cup, and drank it down in one gulp.
"Well...it's delicious, I want more! Daddy, get it for me quickly." Xiao Yu'er, who had recovered a little bit of clarity, urged.
"Xiao Yu'er, why don't you drink directly from the flagon, that's more satisfying." Ai Qing looked at it with a smile, and suggested maliciously.
"That's right." It makes sense, if you drink from the flagon, you can drink as much as you want. "Daddy, quickly bring the flagon over here."
Ai Jaw cast a glance at the man who feared that the world would not be chaotic, and commanded the flagon to float in front of Xiao Yu'er. The little Yu'er, who was a little awake, quickly grabbed the flagon into his arms, then raised it to his lips, proudly Gulu Gulu gulped down several mouthfuls.
"Ah, it's really delicious! It turns out that wine is such a delicious thing." Xiao Yu'er smacked his lips and said with emotion.
"Little Yu'er, this red cotton wine has a lot of stamina, you have to be careful." The corner of Tuer's mouth slightly raised, and he didn't know what he thought of.
"It's okay," Xiao Yu'er waved his hand, "I'm drunk and my dad is here, dad will definitely take care of me, right, dad?"
"It's natural."
After getting an affirmative answer, Xiao Yu'er showed a satisfied smile and continued to drink.
At the climax of the moon, Ai Zha picked up the drunk Xiao Yu'er, and appeared in the bedroom in a flash.
Noticing the change of scenery, Xiao Yu'er opened his big hazy eyes and asked in a daze, "Daddy, are you going to sleep?"
"En." Ai Zha responded, putting the precious son in his arms on the bed, and stretched out his hand to untie his clothes.
"Daddy...Daddy get up..." Xiao Yu'er pushed Ai Zha's chest vigorously.
"What's wrong?" Ai Jai followed Xiao Yu'er's movements and lay on his back on the bed.
Seeing his father's cooperation, Xiao Yu'er smiled sweetly, sat on Ai Zha's abdomen, and pressed his hands on Ai Zha's chest by coincidence.
Looking at the delicate collarbone and the looming white and tender skin, Ai Zha's eyes darkened, and his voice was hoarse, "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yu'er, who was struggling to untie the belt on Ai Zhu's body, said without raising his head, "I love Daddy."
……
Rao was so excited that he was scared to death by this sentence, Ai Zha frowned, and asked softly: "Little Yu'er, why did you think of this, huh?"
Xiao Yu'er, who finally untied his father's belt, raised his head in a good mood, but then thought of something, pouted his mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "When we were in the teahouse just now, Daddy let that vixen touch this and that, I am angry!
Ai Jai raised his eyebrows with a smile, "So?"
"So, I want to punish Daddy," nodded, and explained: "When I just came back, my uncle told me through voice transmission that he said that he would do back what Daddy did to me. I think it makes sense." Then Pulling off Ai Jaw's clothes, revealing his strong chest.Nodding his head, very satisfied with his results, Xiao Yu'er bent down| body, gnawing at random.
Hearing such sour words, Ai Zha smiled and indulged his movements, but as more and more spots appeared on his snow-white chest, Ai Zha let out an unbearable muffled groan, he really shouldn't just let it go with his.
"Uh... little fish..."
After kissing the front, Xiao Yu'er stood up and observed his results. Seeing that his fair chest was full of red marks, some of which were still dripping with blood, he frowned and said hesitantly, "Daddy... Does it hurt?"
Ai Jai's face was pale, with sweat beads rolling down his cheeks, he nodded slowly.
Xiao Yu'er's face suddenly fell.
Seeing Xiao Yu'er's sad face, Ai Zha asked softly: "Xiao Yu'er, do you know what to do?"
Xiao Yu'er thought for a long time with his mushy head, and said dejectedly: "...I don't know..." The time when I grew up with Daddy was not long, and when I did it, it was always led by Daddy. Under the provocative provocation, I often can only sink in the sea of desire. At that time, I even forgot what my name was, and how could I remember how my father did it.
There was a mysterious smile on Ai Zha's face, "Then... let Daddy teach you?"
Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up, "Really?"
The smile on Ai Jaw's face deepened: "Of course."
"Then Daddy, what should I do?" the studious little fish immediately asked.
Ai Zha stretched out his hand and pressed Xiao Yu'er down, kissed his lips, and said, "Do this first."
That's right, Xiao Yu'er, with only one nerve left in his mind, suddenly realized that Daddy used to kiss first, and then stick his tongue in after kissing...
Ai Jai tasted the small tongue that was automatically delivered to the door. It was soft, glutinous and creamy, and it also had the unique mellow aroma of red cotton wine. What he served was supremely delicious.
After a long time, Xiao Yu'er, who had finally caught his breath and was half-stretched, looked at Ai Zhu with expectant eyes.
Ai Jai pressed his head to his chest, and instructed with a hoarse voice: "Kiss with your mouth... don't bite, you know?" One hand stroked his back, and the other moved down...
Xiao Yu'er was thinking of accomplishing the great feat of "loving daddy". Although there was a little discomfort underneath, he just twisted his buttocks to make the fingers enter more smoothly, and his little head with only half a muscle didn't notice anything wrong at all. .
So, after Xiao Yu'er licked his father's chest all over, he found that the posterior acupoint was itchy, and there was a foreign object swimming in it.
"Daddy..." Xiao Yu'er twisted her butt impatiently, "...it's uncomfortable."
Ai Jaw's throat moved slightly, and he coaxed softly: "It will be more comfortable if you sit on it."
Xiao Yuer hesitated, "This is different from what uncle said."
"How did Ai Qing tell you?"
"Uncle said he wanted me to be on top." Xiao Yu'er nodded obediently.
"Then are you up there now?"
Xiao Yu'er looked at it and nodded, he was indeed on top now.
"That's it, good boy, sit up." Ai Jai coaxed.
Although it felt a little wrong, the little fish whose brain was twisted into a ball at this moment moved his body under the urging of Ai Jaw, and sat down...
The author has something to say: I changed a computer, and it was not working well...
I'm in pain writing this chapter... my brain cells are almost gone
Xiao Yu'er, don't drink anymore... After drinking, only Dad will benefit...
Good morning everyone!
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84. Uncle's Cocktail ([-])...
"Well..." I rubbed my eyes and woke up from my sleep. This sleep was really uncomfortable, my body was limp and weak, and my head still hurt very much. It felt like Zhuge Military Master was waving a feather fan, command Thousands of troops are rehearsing formations in my mind.
I hated to think, why doesn't my head open into pieces like a flower, so that my pain can be divided into many parts, big pain becomes small pain, small pain becomes no pain...
In my reverie, a warm finger gently touched my temple, moving slowly, and a trace of cold breath came in from it, like a tranquilizer, bringing some clarity to my messy brain.
Daddy's hoarse voice sounded in his ears: "You know the pain, let's see if you dare to drink so much in the future, like a little alcoholic."
"Don't drink anymore..." I muttered, burying my hot face into Dad's arms.Heaven and earth, I did such a shameful thing, fortunately only my father knew about it, otherwise I would lose face in the future.
"Hehe...it's not too late to say this now..." Dad jokingly said, stretching out his hand to scratch my little face.
"It's not too late, it's never too late to eat a small loss and realize a big precept." Before my face was hot enough to cook an egg, I quickly pulled off my father's hand and urged: "Daddy, we Get out quickly." The most important thing now is to stay away from this big bed, so that you won't recall the situation of last night or last night plus this morning.
Dad didn't have any objection to my ostrich mentality, so he helped me get dressed and took me out.
I ignored my tired body, stretched my waist, and breathed the fresh air in the morning.Although the sun has risen in the east, as long as it is not higher than the top of the head, it is still in the morning range. This shows that I am still very diligent. I was able to wake up so early on the second day of drunkenness, I thought happily.
"Daddy, why didn't you see Uncle and Third Uncle?" I asked suspiciously while eating some light porridge.I clearly saw these two people when I was drinking yesterday, but they disappeared after one night.I didn't hear where they were going to play, or did they both get drunk and then fell asleep?Smile gloatingly.
"They have already gone out." Dad said coolly.
"Ah? No way?" I cried, "Isn't uncle drunk?"
"His drinking capacity is very good. If you really want to fight, Tour is not his opponent."
"No way..." I was dumb, I really couldn't tell, the uncle looked like the one who got drunk and ate tofu.
"Xiaoqing doesn't know how to control himself when he starts to drink. I'm afraid the wine worms in his body were caught in those jars last night. He must be dragging Tour to find a place to fight wine. Do you want to go and see?"
"Hmm." I nodded, pouring the clear porridge in the bowl into my stomach.
There is a restaurant not far from the inn when you turn left. It is said that my uncle is in it. I stood on the dilapidated doorway of the restaurant covered with cobwebs and complained secretly. Uncle really, I can’t find a decent place. Is the place that looks so haunted really a tavern?Don't drink and drink into the underworld.
"Let's go, what are you still doing here?" Dad took my hand and walked inside.
Although the matter is coming to an end, I still have a little thought, "Daddy, is uncle really in this place?"
"Is there something wrong?" Dad asked.
I said seriously, "Daddy, isn't this really a haunted house?"
"Well, it depends on what angle you look at it from. The owner of this shop is indeed a ghost cultivator. Other than that, this place has nothing to do with haunted houses."
Ghost cultivator = ghost monk, that is to say, there are ghosts in it...
There are ghosts inside, there are ghosts inside, there are ghosts inside...the endless loop in my mind...I don't even know when my dad pulled me in.
When I came back to my senses, I saw a very interesting picture: a tall crystal cup was placed in front of my uncle, and there were many small cups around the crystal cup. Carefully pour a little bit into the crystal cup, as the liquid is poured, the crystal cup will either change a color, or billow with thick smoke, mysterious and unusual.
The third uncle's face changed with his movements, turning completely pale.
"Daddy, what is uncle doing?" I asked curiously.
Dad shook his head, looked at the third uncle, and the third uncle smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know, he started messing with himself after drinking."
"Drunk?" Daddy asked.
The third uncle shook his head, his face became even more bitter.
I leaned forward, looked at the lavender liquid in the crystal cup, and asked curiously, "Uncle, what are you doing?"
The uncle replied while watching his results proudly: "I saw that you added several kinds of juices together to make a comprehensive juice last time, and the taste was not bad, so I thought about mixing several kinds of wine together. How is the taste."
"Did you make it, uncle?"
"No." Uncle said with a sad face, "Tour said the cup he made just now tasted bitter."
"...then you keep working hard." I comforted, and then slowly moved back, woohoo, I finally understand why third uncle's face is so pale, feelings are all for him to drink, no wonder he His face was so bitter.I want to withdraw quickly, so as not to be dragged by my uncle to "test the poison" later. Now that I know how to drink, I can't refuse on the excuse that I don't know how to drink.
But before I could evacuate safely, my hand was grabbed by my uncle, who smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er, help me..."
"Wow, uncle, you can't ask me to test the poison, I will die!" My voice trembled, and I was so sad that I was about to cry.
"...Look at this cup..." Uncle frowned...
I came back to my senses, and quickly smiled and said, "Ah, uncle, look at me for making such a fuss. Uncle, what time do you want to see? I'm the best at this."
"Hehe..." Uncle smiled.
"Haha..." I laughed dryly.
"Snapped"
"Oh, uncle, how can you hit someone?" I said aggrievedly.
"Hmph, if I don't hit you, who will you hit? I don't even look at your small body. I'm not going to ask you to try the wine." The uncle said angrily.
I couldn't stop laughing. Uncle, you also know that this wine is poison before the research is successful. The third uncle is so pitiful.
"Little fish—" the uncle urged.
"Here we come." I hurried over, "Uncle, what do you want me to look at?"
Uncle pointed to the bottom of the cup and said, "You tell me when this place starts to turn red, you know?"
"Okay, no problem." I rested my head on the table and stared at the cup.Uncle picked up a cup and slowly poured the white wine in the cup into the crystal cup...
On the other side, Ai Jai watched his uncle and nephew concentrating on the experiment, sighed, and then said seriously, "What news do you have from your side?"
Tur shook his head: "Since the Qingxin Island incident last time, I haven't heard from him again. He seems to have just disappeared into the sea of hopelessness."
"How is it possible?" Ai Jai sneered.
"The conclusion reached so far is that the man has not left the Hopeless Sea. However, since the great battle more than ten years ago, he has fallen from the Mahayana stage to the early stage of fusion, and you and I have worked together."
"That's how it is. The two of us went out to look for Haiyouguo, and Ai Qing and Xiao Yu'er let them stay in Fangshi." Ai Jai looked at the two people who were caught in the "two-person world" and came to a conclusion.
Although Tull couldn't hide his worry when he looked at the two of them, he still remained silent.
"What? You two are going to elope?" I was shocked.
"Cough, cough..." The third uncle, who was "tasting" the glass of purple-black foam that his uncle finally finished, accidentally swallowed the wine in his mouth, coughing until tears flowed out.Hmph, if I knew he was going to go out alone with my father again, I should have encouraged my uncle to add chili water to that glass of wine just now!
Daddy said with a funny smile, "What on earth are you thinking, you little brain? Is that how the word elopement is used?"
"Isn't it? The two of you went out "alone" and we were not allowed to follow you. You must be doing something bad." I said with certainty.
Taking advantage of the moment when Ai Qing was distracted by Xiao Yu'er's bold words, Tuer decisively poured the contents of the cup down on the table, and then said seriously: "Xiao Yu'er, don't talk nonsense. It’s boring and dangerous, and we’ll take you there when it’s interesting.”
"Really?" Uncle asked suspiciously.
"Of course, our trip is to catch Haiyouguo, and we will definitely take you there after we determine the scope." The third uncle said with great certainty.
I looked at my dad, who nodded helplessly, "We have sorted out a lot of information and determined a few areas, but these areas are too large, so the two of us will confirm it first, and we won't leave you guys behind."
"That's good." I let go of half my heart.
"Xiao Yu'er, you can also take this opportunity to take a good tour of the largest city on the Hopeless Sea. There are many interesting places in it." The third uncle winked at me and said mysteriously.
"Really?" My eyes lit up.
"Of course, the arena, auction house, and trading hall are all famous places here. You can take a good look around."
I stretched out a hand and looked at my father expectantly. My father gave me a bulging Qiankun bag with a smile, and said, "Buy whatever you want. There is also a piece of my token inside, which can be used to keep accounts." .”
"That is to say, I can buy whatever I want?"
Daddy nodded.
I took it happily, took out the black token and played with it carefully.
"Okay, Tull and I have to prepare some things, you can go shopping around, let's go first." Saying that, Dad stood up and walked towards the door.
At this moment, a cold and ethereal voice sounded in the room: "Hmph... don't even think about leaving..."
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PS: JJ smoked again, I can't reply to the message
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85. Uncle's Cocktail ([-])...
Daddy pulled me over, put me in his arms, and shouted: "Who?"
The room was silent, billowing black mist emerged from under the table, and filled the entire elegant room in a short while, the deep gloom made people feel chills for no reason.I suddenly remembered what my father said when I first entered the restaurant. The owner of this restaurant is a ghost cultivator. Judging from this situation, it could be that he is actually selling dog meat for a trick of murder and robbery.
The third uncle snorted coldly, and the table suddenly flew up, hit the wall, and instantly shattered into pieces and fell to the floor.
Without the obstruction of the table, I could clearly see the source of the black mist. There was a long crack on the floor, and the black mist came in from under this trace.This strange trace was melted by something powerful, and the runes on the floor were also destroyed, making it look extremely abrupt.
It's no wonder, I thought it was strange before, these teahouses, inns and taverns and other places, private rooms are notoriously impenetrable, not to mention mosquitoes, even the sound can't fly up.It is said that the monks in the fusion stage have nothing to do with them, and they don't know how the hole came about. Could it be that someone wants to do something to us?
After a while, the black mist gathered together to form a black cocoon-like object, and the black cocoon split from the middle, revealing a pale young man with a ghostly aura.
After being swept away by his sharp eyes, I quickly buried my head in my father's arms, quietly peeking out one eye, not daring to move.
The third uncle was obviously relieved when he saw the person coming, and said politely: "So it's Senior Yin, I don't know what orders Senior has?"
"Don't dare to order, Ai family boy and Tu family boy, you destroyed my house, do you want to leave like this?" Senior Yin sneered.
"This...Senior, this junior really doesn't understand what you mean." The third uncle looked puzzled.
"Hmph, I don't understand..." Senior Yin was furious, pointing to the mark on the floor and said, "Look at what this is? In broad daylight, he dared to break the old man's protective spell, and even There is a big hole etched into the black iron floor! Don’t you guys know that these things are very expensive?”
Isn't it all right in broad daylight?I secretly complained.It's weird though, we didn't do anything, why is there a big hole in the floor?Could it be that this person also imitated his uncles and gave us a fairy dance...
The uncle ran over and looked at it for a long time, then raised his head in confusion and said, "How did this hole come about? Old man Yin, you didn't make a hole on purpose to lie to us, did you?"
"Ridiculous!" Senior Yin shouted angrily: "Although I am very dissatisfied with you, I still can't do such a thing at my age! Just now I was chatting with an old friend below, who would have thought that a venom suddenly fell from above, It ruined the old man's 3000-year-old wine!"
venom?No way... I looked over to the third uncle, and sure enough, the third uncle had both embarrassment and happiness on his face.
"Venom? How is it possible? We didn't spill anything on the floor, let alone venom, old man Yin, don't talk nonsense." The uncle said disdainfully.
"Hmph, how can the old man lie, you can see for yourself." Senior Yin waved his hand, and a wine jar appeared on the floor. It can be seen that this is a jar of old wine, and the original taste must be bad. not going anywhere.It's just that it's pitch black inside now, and purple mist is still gurgling, and it's not normal at first glance. Eating this kind of thing will kill people.
"Wow, old man Yin, how did you spoil this Yulouchun like this." The uncle said with a full face of regret.
"Hmph, you have turned my 3000-year-old Yulouchun into a pot of poison, how dare you say that!"
"How can there be..." Uncle wanted to say something more, but third uncle stopped him.
"Senior Yin, this is indeed my negligence. I am willing to compensate senior for the loss. How many spirit stones do I want?"
Senior Yin said angrily: "It's not bad, but I don't want any spirit stones, just give me a 3000-year-old wine."
"This..." Third Uncle looked at Dad.
Dad flipped his wrist, and a quaint wine jar appeared in his hand, he said politely: "Senior Yin, I am very sorry, this jar is 4000-year-old Jin Yulu, I don't know if you are satisfied."
Senior Yin's eyes were straightened, and his saliva was about to flow out, "Is this really 4000-year-old Jin Yulu?"
"Exactly."
"Hahahaha..." Senior Yin laughed loudly, then rolled the wine jar over, holding the jar as if looking at a lover, and still waved his hands and said: "Hurry up, you guys, don't give it away."
When I got out of the house, I patted my chest and took a deep breath. I was really shocked just now.
The uncle also reacted a little at this moment, he glanced at the third uncle, and said, "Hey, what did you pour down?"
"The glass of wine you mixed." The third uncle replied honestly.
Uncle's face flushed, and then quickly turned black.
"Uncle, in fact, you have already gained a lot," I comforted: "Look, if you fiddle with this twice casually, the things you make can corrode the runes that even the monks at the body stage can't break. , and it is so perfect, there is only one hole, and nothing else has changed, how amazing it is.”
The uncle was still very unhappy and said: "But what I want is good wine, and those are not good. What's the use of magic."
"If you sell them, you can buy the wine you like." I reminded.
"That's right." The uncle suddenly realized, and then took out a jade slip, fiddled with it a few times, and threw it to the third uncle, saying: "Buy this, and then buy me wine. I forgive you for pouring out my wine just now." thing."
The third uncle took it with a wry smile.
Sitting bored in that ghostly restaurant, I looked left and right, and after looking for a long time, I still didn't find anything interesting around me.All the people around were staring blankly at his uncle's movements, and several of them recorded them on the jade slips while watching, blatantly plagiarizing.You're so stupid, won't you come over and grab it?
I turned my head and looked at my uncle bored, who was busy pouring the wine in the glass and ignored me.I just mentioned the cocktail a little bit that day. Unexpectedly, my uncle was so interested. He took out a bunch of fine wine and juice to play with, and said that he wanted to make the best cocktail, so he didn’t need my help. .
I have been busy for a few days, but there is no other result except for the preparation of a few monsters that make people crazy or drunk instantly. If there is any progress, it may be that the power has decreased. Compared with the one that corroded the floor of others, the current results are all innocent, romantic, lovely and innocent.
Therefore, the uncle became more and more interested, and specially ordered a lot of wine in this restaurant to test it with great interest.
"Uncle, do you really not want my help?" I lay down on the table listlessly.In the past few days, my father and my third uncle left early and returned late, leaving only my uncle and me, and my father also specifically told me to follow my uncle all the time, not to stray three steps away from him.But my uncle just sat there and poured the wine glass back and forth these few days, and didn't go out for a walk. My body was almost moldy.
Uncle didn't lift his head, he concentrated on pouring a glass of fiery red wine into the transparent
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