Grandpa's Obsession

It was only two days after they got the news and set off, the schedule was tight, and there was not much time for them to go to the cold war, besides, Yinhu had a thick skin and Yinzhen really had nothing to do.

So at the time of departure, Yinhu and Yinzhen successfully squeezed into a carriage, don't say why you don't ride a horse, the matter is not urgent, if you ride a horse, you will peel off your skin if you don't die.

Although it was a business trip, they didn't bring too many people with them. Except for An Lu Sihai, they brought four guards.Although this trip is not a secret, not many people know about it.

"Fourth brother, you come out more than me, tell me what's interesting in Jiangnan?" Yinsi leaned over and took the book from Yinzhen's hand and threw it aside. Yinzhen squinted at him and picked it up by himself. Throw a piece of pastry into your mouth.

"Oh, fourth brother, this is the lotus seed paste cake that you dislike the most!" Yinhu cried out in a fuss, and Yinzhen choked on being frightened by his scream, and patted his chest and coughed non-stop. His face turned red.

Yinhu quickly patted him on the back and complained: "Fourth brother, don't be careful when you eat!"

Yinzhen poured a cup of tea and finally healed. He raised his eyes and glared at Yinhu bitterly. His eyes were filled with tears because of the cough just now, and with his flushed face, he made a sharp look. Yinhu looked like For a moment, she blushed, turned her head slightly, not daring to look at him, and said, "Fourth brother, good fourth brother, don't be angry, okay?"

"I'm not angry!" Yinzhen sighed, how could he tell his brother who trusted him wholeheartedly about his unbearable thoughts?I think it's not that I have never been curious about women, but since I discovered my love for the eighth brother, my curiosity about women has gradually faded, and even in the early morning of my late night dream, my mind is full of my eighth brother Yin Hu's voice and smile.This made him panic, even though he still tried his best to maintain his usual appearance when facing Yinhu, his gaze followed Yinhu's involuntarily, but he concealed it quite well, so far no one has discovered it.

When he heard the eighth brother talking about beauties, he realized that the eighth brother was also going to get married, and he was about to reach the age of big marriage. I abruptly postponed it for three years, and suddenly thought of the reason why I postponed the marriage, was it really to keep filial piety for my mother?Suddenly became puzzled.

"The eighth brother is about to get married, what do you think?"

"Is there any idea that is useful?" Yinhu didn't take it seriously, he lay down on Yinzhen's legs nonchalantly, found a comfortable position and closed his eyes, "We are princes. It depends on what Huang Ama means."

"Yes, prince!" Yinzhen's voice was full of unspeakable fatigue, he stroked Yinhu's head intermittently, Yinhu felt very comfortable under his touch, and then arched his head into his arms He arched and soon fell asleep.

They have been walking on the official road for three days, and the dark mountains in the distance are crawling on the ground like a giant beast. It is getting late at this time, and they did not make any publicity when they passed Baoding City. They only quietly replenished the ingredients and set off again, Yinzhen Lifting up the curtain and looking, there are forests on the side of the road, and the autumn wind blows the leaves flying around: "Let's rest here today, Tuhai, go and see if there is any water source nearby, and see if there is any water source in Alin Mountain. Rabbits and other wild game, just passed Gangyi to clean up here, Sihai Anlu, you guys go to collect some firewood. Go!"

"Fourth brother is very experienced!" Yinhu smiled and jumped off the carriage.

"What kind of experience is it? It's just that everything is kept simple when you are away from home. Fortunately, you are not alone!" Yinzhen shook his head.

"So the fourth brother once spent the night alone? Why didn't I hear you mention it? Tell me!" Yinhu asked enthusiastically.

Yinzhen coughed in embarrassment and ignored him twice, how could he speak out?He thought that being in the wild was different from being at home. Who would have thought that the time he drank water and drank tadpoles, burned things into charcoal, and even fell off when he was sleeping on a tree, and lost half of his soul at that time. , especially in the middle of the night, the stern howling of wolves came from time to time, so that he never squinted his eyes again. If he was not found by his subordinates the next day, he might be hungry for another day.

Although he was gossiping, his subordinates were not idle. Kangxi taught them very well. Although he was a prince, he also taught them various skills, including setting up a camp. Yinhu knew it in his previous life, so he also Can't see a little rustiness.

Soon Tuhai Alinshan Sihai Anlu came back. Tuhai not only found the water source, but also caught two one-foot-long big carp, and then the group got busy.

By the time I started eating, it was already mid-moon, with the sound of beeping firewood, the whistling wind, the slapping of branches, and the howling of wolves one after another. Talking and eating in silence made the night even more weird.

"Little baby, the food is baked well!" Yinhu was grabbing a rabbit leg and was about to eat it, but the rabbit leg in his hand disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The four guards stood up abruptly, pulled out their knives and pushed Yinzhen Yinhu behind him, An Lu Sihai trembled in fright.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, my old man is just hungry and looking for something to eat! Little baby, please respect the old man!"

The person who came was a man in a long gown. Although he looked to be in his 30s, his gown was torn and his clothes were disheveled. If you look carefully through the moonlight, you could still see the grass clippings on his head, the grayish black on his face, and the black mud on his hands. It's just that this old man with a voice as old as five or sixty years old is laughing and cursing quite heroically. Could it be a legendary alien?

"Old man..." Yinhu thought and stood up from behind Yinzhen, Yinzhen's heart tightened, the whereabouts of the people were unknown, and their whereabouts were not kept secret, how could the eighth brother be so careless? "Eighth brother..."

"Fourth brother, don't worry, if the old man wants to harm us, he won't talk nonsense with us!"

"Haha, the little boy is good, you have guts!" The man suddenly took out a gourd from behind, raised his head and gulped a few mouthfuls, then handed it to Yinhu, "Two mouthfuls?"

"No, my father has taught me not to drink alcohol when I go out!" Yinhu shook his head and smiled.

"Tsk, rich man's child! Heh heh! It's alright, we don't want to eat your food for free, where are you going?" The man pulled a rabbit leg in two bites, and took a grilled fish. It tastes like gobbling it up without fear of fishbone stabbing your throat.

"There is a problem with Jiangnan's business, my father asked my brothers to go and check it out!"

"Hmph, vampire! Old bat! Big leech! Man-eating mosquito! Staring fly!" The man suddenly became in a bad mood, and threw the half-eaten grilled fish to the ground, cursing Turning around and leaving, everyone dared not speak out.After taking a step, he stopped suddenly, took out a wooden sign from his arms and threw it into Yinhu's arms: "I don't owe you any favors. I'm going to the south of the Yangtze River. If you have any embarrassment, you can use this sign to find a little beggar. Let's help you once! Hmph!"

I didn't see him making any movements, his body only swayed, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"This man has a lot of background!" Yin Zhen narrowed his eyes and looked at the direction in which the man was going.

"It has nothing to do with us! A piece of broken wood!" Yinhu tossed the piece of wood to play, lacking in interest, thinking that he had met some hermit expert, but in the end he was a cheater, a disappointment, but fortunately, he even accompanied him in the performance out.

"Not necessarily!" Yinzhen took the sign and looked at it carefully. This sign was made of purple bamboo, with a simple cloud pattern burnt on the back, but on the front was the word "Jian" in official script. The characters are not very good, but they give people a feeling. This feeling of self-confidence is soaring, and every hook and stroke is quite powerful. Going to Jiangnan may not be peaceful, and there is no telling when he will be able to use it. Although he is a prince, he also knows that the world's beggars are a family, "Keep it, maybe it works!"

"What's the use? Hey, I knew I'd drank a few sips of wine. It's too bad. This fish was wasted for nothing!"

"Master..." Tu Hai hesitated for a long time before opening his mouth.

"how?"

"I have a few friends in the rivers and lakes. I heard from them that the chief executive of the eight provinces in the south of the Yangtze River was surnamed Jian. I heard that this man is very skilled in martial arts. Although he has a lot of money, he likes to wander in the rivers and lakes, and he does good and evil. It's all about being happy."

"In this way, it is very likely that this person is the real one!" Yinzhen thought thoughtfully.Yinhu shook his head.Since ancient times, chivalrous use of martial arts has been banned, and no one can truly master this batch of power. If the fourth brother has such a plan, he will definitely be beaten to death.Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly remembered the spies under the fourth brother in his previous life, Xue Dizi, who seemed to be composed of people from the Jianghu. He couldn't help but shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"It's getting late at night, don't think about it, go to sleep!" Yinhu stretched his waist and yawned, and pulled Yinzhen to the carriage, "I have to hurry tomorrow, we'll talk about things tomorrow!"

Yinzhen smiled and let him pull him. If he is not in the capital, he doesn't have to be careful, so can he be a little more presumptuous?

As the saying goes, the moon is cloudy and sunny, and people have misfortunes and blessings;It's about the current situation.

Yinzhen Yinhu got off the carriage speechlessly and looked at the situation in front of him.

Where did those officers and soldiers go?Who can tell him why he still meets bandits on this official road?

"I planted this mountain, and I opened this tree. If you want to live from now on, keep the man!"

These are three robbers, three are skinny and short, one is actually tall and strong, the three robbers stopped eight people who had four guards, two guards and two masters, and came to rob!Wrong, rob a man!

"Several, what did you just... say?" Yinhu looked curiously at the three people in front of him.Yinzhen coughed, only to find it extremely funny.

"Fuck, I want a man, didn't you hear that? You have long white ears?" A man with a rough voice shook his shoulders impatiently.

"Look at Mao! Have you never seen a man love a man?" The voice was a little thin and immediately added.

"Heh...hehe!" The big man followed suit with a silly smile, saliva flowing down from the corners of his thick lips.

The corners of the eight people's mouths twitched as they watched this incomprehensible scene. What the hell is going on?

"..." Yinhu was too lazy to open his mouth. He could see that these three guys had something wrong with their brains. It's not like the legendary bandits who murdered and seized treasures were obviously here to make a joke.

"Tuhai..." Yinzhen was also impatient. He just felt that his trip to the south of the Yangtze River was extremely strange. First he came out to grab food, and then he ran into a man who robbed him. Has the world become so chaotic?

"..." Tu Hai didn't want to have anything to do with these three humiliating things, so he pouted at A Lin Shan in anger. One immediately looked up to see the white clouds floating in the sky, and the other quickly squatted on the ground to watch the ants crawl, but didn't look at him.

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" The rough-voiced man became angry when he saw that they were only playing with themselves.

"That's right, do you want to run? Tell you, there's no way!" The squeaky voice was also angry, and the voice became sharper.

"Beauty! Beauty!" The big man continued to smirk and drool!

Yinhu has black hair, why does he have the feeling that Abu is by his side?Was it really poisoned too deeply?

"Yes, just that little beauty, what are you looking at? It's about you. There are also Chinese and American people, um, those two white chickens are also good, you come here together, and don't want four muscular men. Wahaha, beauty Ah, grandpa will love you very much!"

The high-pitched voice started laughing lewdly as he spoke, and then the remaining two looked at the four of them with glaring eyes and smiled lewdly. As for the four guards, they were directly ignored.

"What a dare!" Yin Zhen was furious, and shouted angrily: "Tu Hai, if you don't beat them to the ground by ten counts, you will go back to the capital!"

Tu Hai was shocked, and the three didn't dare to mess around anymore. Although the jokes were good, the prince's jokes were not good.

Before Yinzhen could count to five, the three guys had already been tied up and hung from a tree, screaming ouch.

"Let's go, fourth brother!"

Yinzhen didn't bother to deal with these idiots anymore, so they continued on their way.

The horses and carriages galloped away, leaving only three hanged guys cursing and echoing.