Grandpa's Obsession

In the carriage, Yinhu was laughing while thinking, giggling non-stop.Yinzhen was copying the book and couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply put it aside: "Is it so funny?"

"They are not funny, but what they say is funny." Yinhu squeezed to his side, and stretched his hands under Yinzhen's armpits to keep warm. It was late autumn at this time, although it was not too cold, but Yinhu was cold since childhood, and when winter came He covered himself up like a big stupid bear. When the weather turned cold, he had to add clothes at any time. It was said that it was the root cause of a serious illness when he was a baby. Fortunately, he paid great attention to exercise later, and his physical fitness has greatly improved now.But chills have become a habit.

Yinzhen pulled him into his arms, pulled a thin quilt to cover him, and asked casually, "What do you say?"

Yinhu raised his face, his cheeks were rosy and his eyes were watery from the laughter just now, he stared straight at Yinzhen: "Men love men, is there really a man who loves a man in this world? Prince..."

Yinzhen didn't dare to look at him, his heart was moved when he heard his question, and he smiled wryly again in a blink of an eye, the eighth younger brother is still young, what can he understand, there are three bastards before him, no wonder he is curious: "There are yin and yang in the sky, and there are husband and wife in people. The harmony of yin and yang is the ultimate principle in the world."

He avoided answering directly, but argued with yin and yang. Yinhu thought that he didn't like men, and couldn't help but feel depressed. His head and shoulders drooped together. He was afraid that he would get farther away if he pushed too hard, and he didn't dare to speak easily. , put his head on his shoulder and said in a muffled voice: "What, let's not talk. I'm asleep!"

"Go to sleep!" Yinzhen said softly, and when his breathing calmed down, he smiled and pressed his lips to his. Just touching each other made him satisfied, don't rush, take your time, one day, eight Brother will be his.Helping him adjust a comfortable posture, he picked up the book and read it again.

The journey was bumpy, and finally entered the boundary of Jiangsu. Yinhu felt that his bones were about to fall apart, and his whole body became more and more lazy.

"Eighth brother, go out together?"

The two have been sharing the same bed since they left Beijing. The guards thought it was brotherly closeness. An Lu Sihai was already used to the closeness of the two masters. How did they know that the two were trying to let the other get used to themselves first?Just never said it.If one of the two is willing to confess a little bit, the two of them will not suffer from these crimes, but both of them think too much about each other.

"No!" Yinhu stuffed his head into the quilt and remained motionless. Yinzhen looked amused, stepped forward and lifted his quilt, and saw his body trembling, curled up into a ball, and his head was forced hard Buried in the pillow, Yinzhen's childlike innocence grew, he got up and put his hands in the water to feel cold, and turned his head to see that Yinhu had already pulled the quilt over his body again.

He secretly smiled inwardly, but the man asked solemnly: "Get up quickly, don't you want to see the scenery in the south of the Yangtze River?"

"I don't want to. What else is there to see besides broken branches and leaves? I didn't read the almanac when I went out, and I went to Jiangnan in this late autumn and early winter."

"You really can't get up?"

"Can't afford it!"

"That's all right, don't blame me!" Then he got his hand through the collar of his obscene shirt, and his cold hand stretched down from his neck.

Yinhu didn't expect Yinzhen to come out this way, he was afraid of the cold, so he jumped up when he was shocked by the ice hand, before Yinzhen's hand could take back the obscene clothes, it was stripped off and held in his hand, Yinhu Zhen couldn't laugh or cry.

"Giggle...fourth brother...you..." Yinhu turned around and was speechless, pointing at Yinzhen's fingers and trembling.

Yinzhen looked at Yinhu's white and flexible body, two bright red spots on his chest trembling like plum blossoms in the cold air, his lower abdomen tightened, his eyes darkened, and he threw his obscene clothes on his head to cover his face: " If you don’t get up again, I’ll serve you with a basin of water!”

After finishing speaking, he turned and left, Yinhu shook his head and smiled wryly, and put on his clothes slowly, Sihai had already come in to wait for him to wash.

"Where are you going?" Yinhu sat down beside Yinzhen, seeing him drinking the porridge happily, felt uncomfortable for a while, reached out and grabbed the bowl in his hand, put it near his mouth, and drank it in three or two gulps. After drinking, he wiped it with the back of his left hand and tilted his head to look at Yinzhen provocatively.

Yinzhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I heard that there is a Yipinju. There is a gentleman there who is very good at storytelling. People from all walks of life love to go there. Since we are here, we must not miss it. Why don't we go and appreciate it?"

"Follow you!" Yinhu knew that this errand had officially started from now on. This fourth child was really a hard worker. He just arrived in Xuzhou City last night, and he was going to find out early this morning. It should be said that this person is not an emperor. Is it a waste of talent?

Yipinju is a tea house, and it is not uncommon for a tea house to be anywhere.What is strange is a pair of couplets at its entrance. The first couplet says: build a seven-star stove, cook three rivers in a copper pot, set up a table for eight immortals, and entertain the sixteen parties; Laugh, don't think about it afterwards; horizontal criticism: people leave tea cold.

The tea association has always been good at duality, fairness and harmony. It seems that there are very few people who are like market slang and bluntly say that people are warm and cold, especially horizontal batches.

"Fourth brother, this tea ceremony is interesting, tell my father and brothers when we get back, it will definitely make them laugh!"

"Indeed, it's quite the taste of hitting the nail on the head!"

The two chatted casually and entered the door, only to find that the building was already buzzing with people. In the middle of the lobby on this floor, there was a knee-high platform with a table on it. A rattle was placed on the table. , and nothing else.

I used to say that this place in the south of the Yangtze River does not respect etiquette, but now I saw a few mistresses running up and down the hall soaking their foreheads in sweat, and then I realized that it was not due to lack of etiquette but because the business was too good.At this time, there were only a few seats left in the private seats on the second floor, and the two brothers went upstairs because they didn't want to be in the noisy place on this floor, and An Lu Sihai stayed below, the two of them preferred the hustle and bustle below .

Just as he was about to sit down, a little waiter came forward. He shook off the white towel on his shoulders and wiped the table and chairs side by side before inviting them to sit down: "You two are from the capital, right?"

"How do you know?" Yinhu asked himself without revealing any signs, and couldn't help asking curiously, and Yinzhen was also quite curious.

"Look at what you two said. Most of the people who come to our house are locals from Xuzhou, and they have known each other for a long time. Not only are you two new to each other, but you are very familiar with Beijing movies..."

"Really!" Yinzhen shook his head.

"Come to a pot of Pu'er, and some famous teas from your shop."

"Okay, you will be later!"

Xiao Er bent over and took three steps back before turning around and leaving.

Yinzhen looked at the little girl leaving, thinking in his heart: "The owner of this shop is very powerful!"

"That's right, let's see that a waiter in the shop is so well-founded, neither humble nor overbearing, this method is extraordinary!"

"Also, look at the downstairs, although it looks chaotic and chaotic, but when you look closely, everything is in order, and the shopkeeper and the tea master..."

The two of them hadn't finished talking when they heard the sound of a gong downstairs, and the messy lobby immediately fell silent, and then a woman in white with a plain face and a simple bun slowly walked up to the high platform and stood behind the table A man in Tsing Yi followed behind him. The man held a qin in his arms. When the woman sat down, he sat cross-legged on the ground.Ding ding dong dong, crisp and sweet.

When the sound of the piano fell, there was warm applause from the audience. The woman raised her eyes to look around, raised her bare hands slowly and lowered them, and the applause seemed to be suppressed and gradually faded away.

Yinzhen Yinhu looked at each other in blank dismay, originally thought that the storyteller was a man, but who knew it was a young woman in her twenties and eight years old, and judging by this scene, this woman must be very famous.

"Last time, it was said that Song Jiang went out to wash his hands because of a glass of wine, and turned out of the corridor, but he was almost punched..." It was about the passage of "Water Margin" No. 20, the third time Wu Song beat the tiger and returned home.

When the woman opened her mouth, they realized that the woman's voice was deep and melodious, unlike ordinary women's crisp and melodious, but a bit soft and waxy like a Jiangnan woman. It sounded like a erhu and weeping in their ears, and the tone of voice followed the story. Constantly changing, when it is happy, it blooms like a flower, when it is angry, it is like a vajra's beard and hair, when it is sad, it is ecstasy and sorrowful, and when it is happy, it is like Maitreya reborn.To be a woman is delicate and shy and timid, to be a man is to be dignified and generous, to be a child is to be innocent and innocent, to be an old man to be kind and full of vicissitudes.

All of a sudden, the sound of wind and rain in the lobby, the sound of branches flying, cats barking, dogs barking, chariots and horses neighing, all rang out at the same time, combined with the soft and melodious piano sound, it made people feel mesmerized and unable to stop listening.

"Snapped!"

With a sound of a gavel, a few listeners were awakened.

"Everyone, judges, if you want to know what's going on, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down. Farewell!" After saying that, the woman walked out of the stage, followed by the man.

"Okay!" As they left, everyone in the building came to their senses, and the first one to applaud was a seven-year-old child.

Yinzhen Yinhu shook his head secretly, he was so obsessed just now, if someone wanted to harm them at this time, it would be easy to do so.

"Fourth brother, I didn't expect this woman's ventriloquist to be so good!" Yinhu was quite impressed.

"Yes, that's how it is when the steel is turned into soft fingers. You can still tell that she is a woman even though her original voice is a little low, but you really don't know if you don't look at it when you're telling the story."

"360 lines, every line is the best. No matter what you practice, there will always be rewards. This woman is not easy!"

"The No. [-] scholar is also available here?" Yin Zhen scolded with a smile. The eighth brother didn't know where these slang words came from. They are catchy but the meaning is clear at a glance, but occasionally the words are too inappropriate and there are many prohibited places.

"It's number one anyway, as long as you know what it means!" Yinhu disagreed, "If you can imagine the sound of attacking the camp, will the enemy be in chaos and win without a fight?"

"That's a good idea!" Yinzhen smiled and tapped his forehead, "But the voice is too low, so it's not feasible!"

"Tsk, I'm just talking. You hit me again!" Yinhu rubbed his forehead and muttered.

The two of them wanted to go downstairs when they got out of the private seat, but one of them ran up the stairs and came to the corner without even looking at it, and bumped into Yinzhen at once, Yinzhen took a step back after being bumped, that person was really ouch With a bang, he sat down on the ground.

"Brothers, I have never offended you two, have you?" It turned out to be the first child who applauded, Yinhu raised his eyebrows, and it is reasonable to bump into someone, what is this called?Want to impose a crime?Trying to cover up?Absconding in fear of crime?

"Boy, let me ask you." Yinhu knelt down and looked at the child, "What are those things growing on both sides of the bridge of your nose under your forehead?"

"Eyes!" The child was confused, so although this person is good-looking, can he not get so close?Lord is not manly!He moved back quietly, and his back rested on the railing.

"What are these eyes for?"

"Nonsense, of course it's for looking at things, don't you think it's for eating!" The child just rolled his eyes halfway before reacting, his little face flushed with embarrassment, this man actually turned a corner and scolded himself!Immediately, her eyes were red with anger, she stood up abruptly, pointed at Yinhu and opened her mouth to curse: "You..."

"Hey, isn't this Ai Fourth Master Ai Ba Ye? Why are you two willing to leave the capital and go to this place in the south of the Yangtze River?" Just as the child said a word, a loud laugh sounded behind him, and the voice was quite as familiar.

When the two turned their heads, they were immediately overjoyed that it was Ji Chibang who had met once.This Mr. Ji is still dressed in red, his demeanor has not been halved in the past two years, but it has added a bit of suaveness.

"Master Ji..." Yinzhen cupped his hands, and Ji Chibang hurriedly returned the salute.

"Chicken..." Yinhu smiled and walked around to check around.

Ji Chibang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't call me little chicken, if you call me like that again, I'll be in a hurry with you!"

"I haven't called you Hime Chihama yet..."

"Cousin, who are they?" The child was curious when he saw their acquaintance. Once he heard that they were from the capital, he had already forgotten the unhappiness and being scolded just now. He was born in Jiangnan and grew up in Jiangnan. What he looks forward to most is I went to see the wild and vast scenery that day, but I was too young to make the trip, so I loved to go out and hang out with outsiders. After a long time, I learned a lot of northern and southern nonsense, but my heart gradually became wild. At the beginning, I learned a few words, but I no longer want to read books. Every time I was taught a lesson, I still plausibly said that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. I will use my feet to travel all over the world. What is the use of reading this book?don't read.

"..." The three of them looked at each other speechlessly, the three of them were talking about the past but they forgot that there was another person beside them.

"Little chicken, whose family is this little brother? I think he is very clever." Yinhu smiled, stretched out his paws to ravage the child's head, the child turned his head and hid behind Ji Chibang, still looking look at them.

"This is a child from my aunt's family. His name is Li Wei. This kid has been stubborn and disobedient since he was a child. My aunt and aunt have a headache!" Ji Chibang pulled the man out from behind with a constipated expression on his face, and the child only looked at them hehe laugh.

Yinhu was stunned for a moment, shit, could it be that this is the biggest hooligan in the Kangxi and Yongzheng dynasties?Li Wei?Li Youjie?