Pesticide Diary

[All] One and a half years old (Mulan): You seem to have forgotten me.

After Cai Wenji arrived in a baby carriage, she was beaten by Hua Mulan and drove away.

Our side and the enemy each knock down a tower, the data is 1:1.

After Gongsun Li cleared his own wild area, he waved to the enemy's wild area with an oiled paper umbrella.

I like Ali a little more, can I?

Hey, I didn't mean to hurt you!

Anenemyhasbeenslained (our side has killed an enemy)

In your wild area, my home, Zhuang Kun not only occupied his home, but also killed the owner Dian Wei.

Gongsunli took the red from others and the blue from Dian Wei, Zhaojun was so greedy.

Put out the fire for you.

Doublekill

Sure enough, greed has a price.

Gongsunli made a perfect double play and Da Qiao assisted.

Lu Ban led the soldiers to attack the tower. Xiahou Dun jumped out of the grass, which scared Lu Ban. After the battle, Lu Ban thought he couldn't beat him.

The close combat between the tank and the shooter, especially the short-legged Lu Ban, had an obvious ending.

[All] Six-and-a-half-year-old Xiao Dian (Luban No. [-]): You are still squatting in the grass, you have joined the grass biao association!

[All] Sha Matt (Xiahou Dun): Still applying.

[All] Angry underpants (Huang Zhong): Shocked! ! !The grass has changed from three to four, whether it is the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature.

[All] Kill Matt (Xiahou Dun): Where is Huang Zhong from?

[All] Six and a half year old Xiaodian (Luban No. [-]): Haha, it seems that it is from our Sagittarius side.

Bian Que in the middle road took advantage of Zhaojun's death and stepped up his efforts to push the tower, and Da Qiao swam to the middle road to help.

The enemy's first tower in the middle road fell to the ground, Bian Que continued to push forward, the line of troops entered the second tower, and Da Qiao made a big move towards the tower.

Huang Zhong moved to the middle lane. What was embarrassing was that Huang Zhong also made a big attack in the defense tower, and Cai Wenji stood beside him to replenish his blood.

Gongsunli, Hua Mulan, and Lu Ban were bombarded as soon as they appeared. Zhaojun came back from the resurrection, threw a second skill in and froze four of them, and the fourth was Bian Que.

The line of soldiers was scrapped, and the four of them had to face the attack of the hero and be beaten by the tower.

Da Qiao hurriedly threw a circle at the feet of his poor teammates, and all three crispy skins were killed, only Hua Mulan, whose blood was a little thicker, returned home alive.

[Our side] Yiyixiu (Big Joe): Well, I can explain, it was really not me just now.

[Our side] Zhuang Shen (Gongsunli): It's you.

[Our side] Six and a half year old Xiaodian (Luban No. [-]): It's you.

[Our side] Less than three and a half years old (Bian Que): It's you.

As soon as the three hits came out, Lu Zixiu shuddered, and he felt the surroundings were cool.

As soon as he looked up, Zhuang Kun looked at him with a smile, and Lu Zixiu was instantly blessed.

Zhuang Shen—Zhuang Kun, has a surname, a familiar voice, and can quickly expose his lies.

Lu Zixiu pointed to the phone, and tentatively said, "This could not be you."

Zhuang Kun nodded.

Lu Zixiu: "What a coincidence, when did you recognize me?"

Zhuang Kun smiled and said: "When you asked me for directions at the beginning of school, I knew it was you as soon as I heard the voice."

"Then why don't you say that it's inconvenient to say that you were wearing earphones just now?"

Zhuang Kun was a little nervous, "Don't be angry, I just want to see when you can recognize me."

Lu Zixiu shook his phone, "If you win this round, you are still a good brother."

"Can I be your boyfriend if I lose?" Zhuang Kun asked in a low voice.

"What?" Lu Zixiu didn't hear clearly.

"Nothing, just keep playing the game!"

Attention returns to the game.

Lu Zixiu: "..."

[Our side] Six and a half year old Xiao Dian (Luban No. [-]): Why is Da Qiao not moving?

[Our side] One and a half year old (Mulan): It's stuck.

[Our side] Three and a half years old and a little less (Bian Que): It must have been beaten by Zhuang Shen.

[Our side] Zhuang Shen (Gongsunli): No beating, it's his first time playing Da Qiao, everyone don't talk about him, just lie down and fly away.

[Our side] Six and a half year old Xiao Dian (Luban No. [-]): Wow!Her boyfriend is full of strength and star-eyed.

In the last round, due to an "accident" the blue team's output was all lost, leaving only the high ground in the middle.

After Gongsunli and others were resurrected, they regrouped and planned to make a comeback.

"Still following you?" Lu Zixiu asked.

Zhuang Kun looked at the small map, "The other party should be playing Juggernaut, you go there and play big, I'll get a red, and I'll find you later."

"OK"

When Lu Zixiu arrived, the five opponents were really fighting the Juggernaut. Da Qiao made a ult move, and Huang Zhong used his ult again. After the ult, Huang Zhong couldn't move. The second skill, I want to repeat the same trick.

Unfortunately, none of Da Qiao's parents came over.

The teammate who failed to freeze Da Qiao, Zhaojun decided to take Da Qiao as a knife, Lu Zixiu did not go home after throwing one or three skills, and pressed the passive of Huiyue's skill - Guardian of the Moon, a protective shield appeared around Da Qiao, It's time to be passively immune to all skill effects, and Zhaojun's skills are for nothing.

Seeing that Zhaojun couldn't attack for a long time, Huang Zhong's ult skill was cooling down, Dian Wei came over to make a quick victory, Gongsunli jumped out from the grass, holding an umbrella and slipping Zhaojun and Dian Wei around.

Dian Wei couldn't get close at all, Zhaojun's big move CD was too long, Gongsun Li couldn't stop under his feet, and his second skill couldn't freeze.

Doublekill

It can be said that the two were killed by the show.

Lu Zixiu hit Dian Wei and got an assist.

Da Qiao led away two DPS, and only Huang Zhong and Xiahou Dun were left to play the dominant role. Cai Wenji was in charge of boosting blood and cheering, and Lu Ban, Hua Mulan, and Bian Que rushed over.

Huang Zhong simply gave up, he was afraid that he would be robbed by these people after working so hard.

Three-on-three fire, Cai Wenji on the red side, Bian Que on the blue side, pure milk and poisoned milk each have their own merits.

Huang Zhong opened up, Hua Mulan pushed him twice, and pushed Huang Zhong onto the Juggernaut, the Shadow Juggernaut fought hard, and Huang Zhong jumped up again.

Gongsunli killed two people and entered the 3v3 battle.

Killingspree

(Kill 3 times in a row)

Rampage kills like hell

(Kill 4 times in a row)

Unstoppable

(Kill 5 times in a row)

Well done!

[All] Angry underpants (Huang Zhong): Routine, all routine.

[All] Sha Matt (Xiahou Dun): It's too late to understand.

[All] Sao Operation (Dian Wei): The true image of Da Qiao's performance, let us look up.

[All] Yiyixiu (Big Joe): Acceptance and acceptance, thank you for the compliment.

Afterwards, the five of them took the Shadow Master into their pockets, and the Master was dispatched as a vanguard. Da Qiao used a second skill and a big move. The five squeezed into the small circle, went home to replenish blood, and came back immediately.

[Our side] Zhuang Shen (Gongsunli): Da Qiao and I push the tower, and the three of you go to darken the tyrant.

[Our side] A little less than three and a half years old (Bian Que): Okay.

☆, spring water hook

The troops were divided into two groups, after Bian Que and Lu Ban finished defeating the Dark Tyrant, they went to the next road to clear the line of troops and help the Dominator Vanguard remove obstacles.

Da Qiao, Gongsunli pushed in the middle, Bian Que pushed in the bottom, red Fang Dian Wei, after Zhaojun was resurrected, stationed in the middle, Lu Zixiu opened the big, Bian Que three appeared, Dian Wei, Zhaojun, after killing Lu Ban, they both joined hands Huangquan.

After the last lesson, several people from Lan Fang worked hard to separate Zhaojun and Huang Zhong.

Huang Zhong and others came back from the resurrection, and they aimed at the corpses of Zhaojun and Dianwei.

After the second tower in the middle fell to the ground, Da Qiao sent his teammates back.Lu Zixiu retreated to the first tower of our middle road and waited for the big move to be full. His teammates appeared collectively. Lu Zixiu released his second skill and sent himself back. He returned with full blood, and a five-on-three team battle broke out again, and the red team was wiped out again.

The five followed the line of troops to demolish the tower, and the opponent surrendered as soon as they entered the crystal.

Lu Zixiu sighed, "Why surrender! It's not fun at all. However, Zhuang Kun, you are too good. Fortunately, you are in this round, otherwise I will be cheated."

"Want to win another game?" Zhuang Kun asked.

"I think." Lu Zixiu nodded immediately.

"Brother." Zhuang Kun looked at Lu Zixiu and said.

"Brother Zhuang."

Zhuang Kun should not.

"Brother Kun."

"Why do you call me in the game?" Zhuang Kun reminded.

"Brother." Lu Zixiu understood.

Zhuang Kun responded with a smile.

Lu Zixiu sighed, "You troublesome man!"

Troubled man: "..."

Another round started, Lu Zixiu still chose Da Qiao in this round, Zhuang Kun said that he would play some dirty tactics with him, he was very curious.

Lu Zixiu's lineup in this round is Sun Ce, Zhong Kui, Da Qiao, A Ke, and Yu Ji.

The enemy lineup is Houyi, Miyamoto Musashi, Angela, Monkey, Kai.

Welcome to King Pesticides...

"Remember to order the second skill." Zhuang Kun reminded.

"OK."

After they both clicked on the second skill, Zhong Kui took Da Qiao to fight against the blue. The enemy monkey was fighting hard. Zhong Kui stretched out a hook and cooperated with Da Qiao's second skill to disappear with the blue.

The meat from the mouth flew, and the monkey was stunned.

"Hahahahaha." Lu Zixiu slapped his thigh happily, "It's really a bit dirty."

Zhuang Kun: "It's no fun hooking wild monsters, next time we'll hook people."

Lu Zixiu nodded with a smile.

Da Qiao returned to the bottom lane and joined Yu Ji and Kai's single challenge. After a few waves of pawns, he successfully rose to the fourth level. The two beat Kai back to the city. Ji was sent home, and then went to the middle road after being full of blood. The middle road was very strange, and the soldiers on both sides fought hard. Zhong Kui squatted in the grass on the right side of the road, and Angela was nowhere to be found.

"Where are people?" Lu Zixiu asked.

Zhuang Kun: "Should squat in the grass on the left."

Lu Zixiu: "Did you see it?"

"Of course, I squatted earlier than her."

Lu Zixiu was convinced.

"You hit the little soldier first, and when she comes out, throw a circle under my feet."

"Good drop."

Da Qiao acted very naturally. After beating the little soldiers, she pretended to push the tower, but Angela couldn't squat down anymore, so she hurried out to clear the soldiers, and Zhong Kui hooked her back home after only a few steps.

Anenemyhasbeenslained (our side has killed an enemy)

As soon as this sentence landed, the first tower in the middle road was also pushed down by Da Qiao.

[All] Little Red Riding Hood (Angela): Hey, abducting and trafficking children is illegal.

[All] Zhuang Shen (Zhong Kui): I know.

Angela was silent, it was impossible to talk about it.

After that, the two cooperated tacitly and brought the enemies Houyi, Monkey, and Kaitongtong home.

[All] Monkey Cuckoo (Monkey): You two are human traffickers?

[All] Giant Baby (Kai): Woohoo... I don't want to immigrate.

[All] whoring myself (Houyi): please let me go. . .

Afterwards, the few people learned how to do it well. When they met Zhong Kui, they avoided it, when they encountered grass, they avoided it, and when they encountered circles of grass, they immediately flashed and ran away.

Zhong Kui suffered from having no heroes to hook, so Da Qiao went to the bottom lane to assist Yu Ji. While walking along the dark river, three people jumped out of the grass beside the river crab, and Da Qiao didn't even have time to make a big move.

Youhave beenlained

[All] Yi Yixiu (Big Joe): I only have a chartered car, what about you?

[All] Monkey Cuckoo (Monkey): As for.

The three started besieging Concubine Yu on the next road, Zhong Kui was dragged by Angela and Musashi Miyamoto, Concubine Yu died after Ake arrived, and three Ake's remaining blood returned to the defense tower with a dozen soldiers. The tower was forced to kill, and Lu Zixiu witnessed it with his own eyes. A Ke circled the defense tower in circles, exhausting Hou Yi and Kai to death, the monkey wanted to escape, the attack of the defense tower caught up, and A Ke took three kills.

[All] I think therefore I am (Sun Ce): Ah Ke is mighty!

[All] Life Break (Big Joe): A textbook-level performance.

In the middle, Zhong Kui sucked an Angela to death with his big move, and then hooked Miyamoto Musashi into the defensive tower for a perfect double kill.

The enemy group is destroyed.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, our side knocked down the upper, middle, lower, third and second towers. After Da Qiao Yuji was resurrected, she joined the battlefield.

The enemy was busy clearing the line of troops and was determined not to give the regiment a chance. Da Qiao wandered to the top of the road and was attacked by Hou Yi and Angela. Da Qiao didn't like to fight. Skill, Miyamoto Musashi jumped out of the grass, locked a big move, and was brought back to the spring by Da Qiao who returned to the city.

Lu Zixiu was a little dumbfounded. He had residual blood, and Miyamoto Musashi was full of blood. If he was not careful, he would be dragged to be buried with him. Lu Zixiu controlled Da Qiao to circle around from time to time. Constantly increasing blood, a continuous blood loss, Miyamoto Musashi's self-defeating random skills.

What was speechless was that Zhong Kui didn't know what had happened, he returned to the city with a trace of blood, Miyamoto cut him empty, and Zhong Kui was dragged to be buried with him.

Lu Zixiu and Zhuang Kun looked at each other, speechless.

The enemy Houyi was busy clearing the line of troops, and Sun Ce was making trouble on the side, which was very annoying.

[All] Whoring myself (Houyi): Your wife brought a wild man home again, won't you go back and take care of it?

[All] Spring Breeze (Sun Ce): You are also a wild man, I will kill you first.

[All] Whoring myself (Hou Yi): ...

Yu Ji led two waves of soldiers in the bottom lane to push down the enemy's high ground in one fell swoop, and we sent super soldiers.

The enemy has a lot of backbone and will not surrender to the death, which is full of songs and tears.

Lu Zixiu finally enjoyed the joy of pushing the crystal, and Zhuang Kun was still the mvp.

After playing a few more rounds, Lu Zixiu and his roommates went to the restaurant for dinner. The food in the East District restaurant was not bad, but the portion was a bit small. The boys who were growing up couldn't get enough.

When they left, Lu Zixiu and Zhuang Kun bought a root of boiled corn and ate them as they walked.

"This seems to affect my handsome image." Wei Ning said while biting the corn.

"You have a fart image." Ever since Zhi Nan discovered that Wei Ning's pajamas were pink except for the sheets and quilts, he often teased him, thinking he was unmanly.

"You don't even have a girlfriend, it's useless to have an image!" Wei Ning has a sharp mouth, Zhi Nan has never won a fight, he is very puzzled, why is Wei Ning such a weak chicken watching Korean dramas with his mobile phone every day He was the first to leave the order.

"Look, there are military training uniforms over there, let's go and have a look." Lu Zixiu hurriedly diverted the attention of the two roommates.

"Leave them alone, let's go." Zhuang Kun pulled Lu Zixiu away, Zhi Nan and Wei Ning looked at each other.

"Did you offend him?" Zhi Nan bumped Wei Ning with his shoulder.

"How dare I! Zhi Nan, you fucking hit me again, I'll never end with you." Wei Ning said angrily.

Zhi Nan shrugged: "Weak chicken."

☆, the porter in the canyon

At night, Lu Zixiu entered the consciousness space. Today's task is "porter in the canyon". Lu Zixiu needs to play the role of porter in a game so that the game can proceed normally.

The so-called porter is to move the bodies of the heroes to their own springs after their death before they can be resurrected.

"San'er, this seems like a hard work."

"Well, you need to practice, you can't beat Zhuang Kun now."

"Why should I fight with Zhuang Kun?" Lu Zixiu was puzzled.

"Strength is the key to deciding whether to go up or down, you will understand later." San'er said meaningfully.

"cut."

San'er was worried about his host, but unfortunately his host was too stupid.

Welcome to King Pesticides...

The lineup for this time is as follows:

Blue Fang: Daqiao Athena, General Mo Xie, Sun Shangxiang, Longxin

Red Square: Zhuang Zhou Lu Bu Nezha Hu Bai Liu Chan

After the game started, Lu Zixiu walked to the dark river and squatted. The dark river was the middle ground between the two sides. It was not far from the battle between the heroes of the two sides, which was very time-saving for the porters.

"How many porters were there in the canyon before?" Lu Zixiu asked.

"A dozen or so in one district."

Lu Zixiu's eyes lit up: "Then will you come over to help?"

"No, people take turns off."

Firstblood

Sun Shangxiang, the shooter of the blue team, died. Lu Zixiu hurried to the scene of the crime. There was no way. The hero in the early stage would be resurrected soon after death, so Lu Zixiu had to hurry up.

Because it was a girl, Lu Zixiu was very gentlemanly and wanted to pick her up and send her back to the spring, but when he saw the huge gun next to him, Lu Zixiu immediately dismissed this idea.

Between the two points, the straight line is the shortest. After that, a tragic scene appeared in the blue field area. Lu Zixiu carried Sun Shangxiang on his back, dragging Sun Shangxiang's huge gun with his right hand, and walked forward with difficulty.

Finally, one second before Sun Shangxiang was resurrected, Lu Zixiu successfully sent her and her weapon back to the spring.

"Huh, I'm exhausted, how is the battle going?" Lu Zixiu wiped the sweat off his face.

"The red square Zhuang Zhou and the blue square will fight at the red square and the blue buff."

As soon as he heard that there was another fight, Lu Zixiu rushed to the scene of the fight and waited for the incident.

The general is probably the most confident hero, and he did not forget to hug his wife during the battle. Lu Zixiu guessed that the two had been separated for a long time, so they were so tired.

When Zhuang Zhou approached, the general released a string of spikes to push him away, and the big scissors followed, and Zhuang Zhou was accidentally cut to death.

Zhuang Zhou should love his Kun very much. After death, he would lie on Kun’s body. Lu Zixiu grabbed Kun’s tail with one hand and dragged Kun away. When his left hand was tired, he switched to his right hand. spring.

Looking at Kun's body, Lu Zixiu was stunned, as if something was missing.

"Man, where is man? Why is there only Kun left?" San'er took a nap, and when he came back to his senses, he found that Zhuang Zhou's body was gone.

Lu Zixiu slapped his forehead, he probably was knocked down just now, but fortunately he was not far away, Lu Zixiu found Zhuang Zhou in time and threw him on Kun's back.

At this time, a big blue bird leisurely came to the gap between the high ground tower and the crystal on the middle and lower roads of the red square.

If it wasn't for the ID on the bird's head, Lu Zixiu would have thought it was a new species of wild monster.

A few seconds later, the blue bird turned into a human form. Only then did Lu Zixiu realize that she was Athena. She rushed directly to the three lines of soldiers coming out of the crystal, and fought all nine soldiers. Lu Zixiu swallowed them all. Drooling, I am very glad that he did not meet such a desperate woman when he was a super soldier.

After Athena was killed by the defense tower, she turned into a big blue bird and stood in that gap. She was the only hero who didn't need Lu Zixiu to carry her after her death. Lu Zixiu paid her high respect.

Instead of paying attention to Athena, Lu Zixiu went to the wild area. The blue Fang Longxin and the red Fang Hubai just stood up at the tyrant, and after a fight, Hubai died.

Long Xin said sadly: "When a fox dies, life must end."

People cannot set flags! ! !

No, as soon as the words fell, the cadre came over with a pair of big scissors, and it was true that "life must rest".

The power of Qingpi is indeed terrifying, Lu Zixiu has to drag Hu Bai to the red spring, and then drag Long Xin to the blue spring in a very short time.

After dragging the two of them, Lu Zixiu collapsed and rested beside the blue spring.

At this time, Nezha of the red side made a big move to lock on the bloody Da Qiao, and Da Qiao immediately released the second skill, and brought Nezha back to the spring by the way.

Lu Zixiu said with emotion: "Send your head thousands of miles away! What are you planning? The pity is that I have to send your body thousands of miles away."

Lu Zixiu tore off Huntian Ling, entangled Nezha's feet, tied the Hot Wheels in by the way, tied a knot, picked up two weapons, and dragged the other end of Huntian Ling from the middle of the road. At the other end, when passing the red square crystal, Athena turned into a bird form again.

The red party, Lu Bu, tried to push the tower, but Da Qiao called the parents, five hit one, Lu Bu died, and his teammate Liu Chan came late, and was made dumplings again.

Lu Zixiu rushed over to collect the corpse, Lu Bu knelt down on one knee with Fang Tian's painting halberd in his hand, and Liu Chan was smashed to pieces.

"How do you send it back to the spring when it's broken like this?" Lu Zixiu was worried.

"Wrap it in clothes." San'er suggested.

Lu Zixiu looked at Lu Bu's body with piercing eyes, "This is not very good! The dead are the greatest."

San'er: "Stop, what are you thinking about? I'm talking about using your clothes."

Lu Zixiu looked at the pile of large and small fragments in disgust, and then at the domineering armor on Lu Bu's body. Realizing that he probably couldn't get rid of this thing, he decided to let Lu Bu go.

md this clothes have to be thrown away.

After sending these two back to Hongfang Spring, Lu Zixiu couldn't care less about rest. Hu Bai and Long Xin fought again in the wild area. Lu Zixiu prayed that these two would stop falling in love and killing each other. He really didn't want to run away.

After Hu Bai's death, Long Xin was bleeding, and Lu Zixiu let out a long sigh of relief. Unfortunately, the Lord didn't hear his begging, and Long Xin was beaten to death by Xiaoniao again, and the body was not far from Hu Bai.

What an evil fate!

Just after dragging Han Xin back, and being told that General Mo Xie had died, Lu Zixiu rushed over and looked at the spikes left on the ground, "Where's the corpse?"

"underground."

"Damn it, is it possible that I still have to dig three feet to dig out these two unlucky people?" Lu Zixiu went crazy.

"Don't worry, don't worry, if you have tools, don't bury it deep." San'er reassured.

"What tool?"

"Here, Fang Tian draws a halberd."

When Lu Zixiu turned his head, Lu Bu knelt down on one knee again, "Isn't it not long since I was sent back? Why did you kneel again?"

"He's too rigid." San'er explained.

Lu Zixiu pulled out Fang Tian's painting halberd forcefully, and poked it at the ground, the ground cracked, "I'll go, it's too sharp, San'er, please watch for me, it won't hurt if you poke someone's corpse."

After finding General Mo Xie, Lu Zixiu dragged the couple and the spikes back to the blue spring. Fortunately, in the late stage, the hero waited for a long time to be resurrected, otherwise he would not have time to send Lu Bu back.

Nezha never traveled far after being beaten for sending people's heads thousands of miles away.Hu Bailong believed that the two enemies had just met, and they both joined hands with Huang Quan as soon as they met, Lu Zixiu was afraid of them.

In the end, it was Miss Qiao who was awesome. She called all the teammates from the blue team with a big move, and killed several people from the red team in batches. The crystal exploded, and Lu Zixiu was finally relieved.

☆, the water in the gold game is a bit deep

The first thing Lu Zixiu did when he returned to consciousness was to take off his clothes. Zhuang Kun glanced at it and turned his head away hastily, "Cough, are you hot?"

"Huh, a little bit." Lu Zixiu lay on the bed. In fact, the heat was second to none, and the main reason was tiredness.

There is no air-conditioning in the dormitory, and the weather in September is still very hot. Lu Zixiu's dormitory on the first floor is slightly better.

After laying on the bed for a while, Lu Zixiu climbed out of bed and decided to go to the bathroom and take a shower with cold water. There is no hot water in the student dormitory, this is the most dissatisfying point of Y University.

After washing, Lu Zixiu sat on a chair and wiped his hair. Zhuang Kun came over with a small white fan in his arms and handed it to him.

"For me?" Lu Zixiu stopped.

Zhuang Kun: "Well, it's very cool to be caught on the rail at the end of your bed."

Anyway, Zhuang Kun could hit him, so Lu Zixiu immediately stood up and wanted to put it on.

Zhuang Kun hurriedly stopped, "What are you doing, your hair hasn't been dried yet? Go ahead, I'll help you."

"Okay." Lu Zixiu nodded with a smile.

Wei Ning looked at Zhi Nan, "Look at his opponent, he is a good roommate in China."

Zhi Nan: "You also said that he is a rival, and we are at best a rival. If you turn around and sleep, I will buy it for you too."

Wei Ning: "Ugly refuse."

Zhi Nan: "Weak chicken, you are jealous, obviously I am so manly."

"Hehe, handsome men like me are popular now, you are out of date." Wei Ning sneered.

Zhi Nan was speechless.

With the fan, Lu Zixiu slept very comfortably. On the second day, except for the alarm "Alipay arrived...", no other alarms dared to compete with it.

After tidying up, a few people went to eat. The wind was a bit strong today, making the leaves rustle, but it was hot wind, and the temperature still didn't drop.

Zhi Nan: "I checked before school started, and it said that city A is quite windy, and it blows twice a year."

Wei Ning: "Naive, do you know the second half of the sentence?"

Zhi Nan: "Is there the second half of the sentence?"

"Shave twice a year, once for half a year." As a local, Wei Ning was deeply moved.

Zhi Nan was dumbfounded.

"Don't rub it, I'll blow it for you." Zhuang Kun, who had been paying attention to someone, immediately noticed something was wrong.

"En." Lu Zixiu put down his hand obediently.

"Open it, don't blink yet."

Lu Zixiu opened his eyes, and vaguely saw Zhuang Kun lowering his head, approaching slowly, and blowing gently.

"All right."

Lu Zixiu blinked his eyes, and sure enough, he didn't feel the dryness anymore.

Wei Ning looked at this scene thoughtfully.

Zhi Nan bumped into him and ran away, saying, "Why are you in a daze? They both walked away."

Wei Ning caught up and kicked him directly.

After breakfast, Lu Zixiu and the others went to the teaching building of the Academy of Fine Arts to take part in the re-examination. I don't know what the freshmen of other colleges will take.

After Lu Zixiu finished drawing, he handed in the paper. The invigilator had already handed in several copies. The top one was drawn by someone. The whole picture was gray and there was no distinction between light and dark. On closer inspection, even the most basic three courts were drawn. The five eyes were not right, Lu Zixiu was very curious about how this guy got into Y University, if nothing unexpected happened, he would probably be dismissed after the re-examination.

Tuesday, September 9 Weather: Windy

When I opened the game today, I received a hero for free——Angela, she is a mage, and I heard that she is very powerful.

After the unremitting efforts of the past few days, I am now a gold four and one star. Looking at these shining stars, I have a feeling that my life is guaranteed. Zhuang Kun has not returned to the dormitory, and I can’t wait to start A round of multiplayer ranking.

When I entered the room, I chose Angela with a flash, Guan Yu on the second floor with the end, Sun Bin on the third floor, Lu Ban on the fourth floor, and there was no movement on the fifth floor. The countdown counted down for five seconds, and he chose Han Xin for treatment.

I can't understand it a little bit, don't all junglers bring smite?Is this a new tactic?

Finally, as soon as the game loading interface came out, I understood that Guan Yu and Sun Bin’s hero proficiency is Little Green, Luban No. [-] is Big Red, and Han Xin and I are whiteboards.

After the game started, I controlled Angela to rush to the middle lane to clear the troops. We were the red side, and the opposite blue side was Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu's husband and wife team in the middle lane. One-on-two, I didn't dare to stay too far away from the defense tower in order to survive. .

Executed.

Our side, Han Xin, was killed by the red buff.

It might just be an accident, I reassure myself.

2 minute later.

Executed.

Our party, Han Xin, was killed by the blue buff again.

I was completely speechless, the first time I encountered this kind of operation was in the golden game.

Then Han Xin stumbled and finished the first wave of wilds and went to the road to catch the shooter.

The opposite shooter is Hou Yi. Since there is no support to share the economy, he eats the army line alone and collects the crabs. After Han Xin went up, he was caught by the shooter, and he gave him a red and a blue for free.

Han Xin died, and Guan Yu returned to the city.

The enemy, Zhou Yu, took the blue queen and was very fierce. He kept throwing fireballs at me, and Xiao Qiao fanned me with a fan.

I retreated to the defense tower, and Zhou Yu was even more ruthless, throwing the fireball directly under the defense tower. Seeing that the blood volume of the defense tower was gradually decreasing, I hurriedly sent out a signal to "ask for support".

After Guan Yu returned to the city to fill up his blood, he rode a red rabbit horse and walked into the middle road. I was ecstatic. The days of fighting alone were finally coming to an end. I never thought that he would sit on the horse and not even look at me. Damn it , I pretended to be passionate, and the co-author was just passing by.

On Luban No. [-], Sun Bin was busy pushing the tower, and there was no one to support me. I soon died under Xiao Qiao's fan, and lost a tower in the middle.

Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao continued to push forward, Luna joined, and our party, Han Xin, was resurrected to stop, killed a bloody Xiao Qiao, and died again.

Lost two towers in a row in the middle, Guan Yu, Luban No. [-], and Sun Bin finally gathered in the middle, but unfortunately the enemy retreated, and they were all in vain.

After I resurrected, I took the blue directly. There was no tower to defend in the middle, and the enemy was playing Juggernaut. I quietly squatted in a pile of grass behind the red buff, and decided to take a share.

When the Juggernaut was beaten to the brim, I calculated the time and released Angela's invincible laser cannon.

After successfully stealing the dragon, I immediately flashed and ran away, but the enemy Houyi told me to wait.

My party, Luban No. [-], praised me greatly and gave me his support by the way. I am very grateful and think he is a good person.

However, it is hard to be a good person in this world!Lu Ban lost his auxiliary protection, and after being caught three times by the enemy Luna, he asked for his auxiliary back.

As Crispy, I actually understand him very well.

The enemy Hou Yi held a grudge very much, and shot arrows at me as soon as I was alone, and I just stole a dragon, making it look like I killed his father, it was really annoying.

While waiting for rebirth, I focused on Guan Yu. Guan Yu went to the road to steal the tower, and ran into Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao. When I sailed to catch up, a rider on horseback couldn't outrun the sailor. Guan Yu was hit by the boat and fell off his horse and fell to his death.

The author has something to say: My friend Kaihei and I really encountered this Han Xin. With treatment, he was killed by red and blue buffs at the beginning.We are both confused!

☆, the first triple kill after binding

When the enlarged word Defeat appeared on the phone screen, Lu Zixiu sighed deeply, he was a little sad.

Angela scored 4.0, the enemy Hou Yi also praised him, Lu Zixiu died 8 times, at least 5 times were thanks to him, this guy actually has the face to praise.

After two more rounds and still losing, Lu Zixiu couldn't calm down, "San'er, I really don't seem to be suitable for this game."

"I see."

"Then what should I do? The rank protection is exhausted, and if you lose any more, you will lose your star."

San'er: "Why don't you wait for Zhuang Kun to come back and let him take you."

Lu Zixiu thought for a while: "But I can't let him take me all the time. If he retires one day, I'll cry to someone."

San'er: "You want to rely on yourself?"

Lu Zixiu nodded hurriedly.

"It's not that there is no way, it's just..." San'er hesitated to speak.

"If you have a way, just say it!" Lu Zixiu was a little anxious.

San'er was silent for a while and said: "The host can apply to bind a hero to fight, and it will be automatically unbound after seven days, but I don't know if this will affect your real life."

"If it's bound, can I carry the whole audience?" Lu Zixiu was very excited at the thought of being able to fly his teammates.

San'er: "Theoretically, it's totally possible, but you don't have to worry..."

Lu Zixiu interrupted: "You also said that there are only seven days, so it's the probationary period. If it's really not good, then let's talk about it."

San'er: "Okay, it's just that this binding is random, and I don't know who you will follow."

Then, a screen appeared in front of Lu Zixiu. There were two options at the bottom of the screen, bind and unbind. Followed by little Joe.

After binding, Lu Zixiu decided to test the waters after a game.

This time our lineup is Xiao Qiao Baili keeping the contract, Baili Xuan Ce, Xiang Yu and Jiang Ziya.

The enemy is Guan Yu Daji Liu Bei Sun Shangxiang Liu Chan.Well, it seems that some strange people have joined in.

Welcome to King Pesticide

The enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield

Army attack.

Lu Zixiu was walking on short legs and almost fell. The shoes were so high that he couldn't hold them in. Seeing his teammates walking away one by one, Lu Zixiu had no choice but to take off the high heels.

With his feet on the ground, Lu Zixiu finally felt safe. He walked straight along the road, and the soldiers in the middle of the two sides had already started fighting.

Daji kept showing her cautiousness to Xiaobing, and Lu Zixiu stepped forward and threw the fan directly, hitting him with one hit.

This kind of face-to-face battle is indeed more exciting than that of manipulating heroes to release skills.And when danger comes, Lu Zixiu will subconsciously dodge it.

Lu Zixiu was overjoyed by this discovery, and his position was finally no worse than that of a river crab.

On the way down, Baili Shouyue squatted in the grass and fired his gun, Jiang Ziya was clearing the line of troops, but the enemy Guan Yu rode his horse and galloped non-stop, Baili Shouyue never hit.

Lu Zixiu let Daji experience the feeling of ascension in the middle road, watched a meteor shower with her, and sent her home in a very gentlemanly manner.

On the road, Xiang Yu fought against Sun Shangxiang and Liu Chan, and he was cowardly unable to come out of the tower. He sent a signal for help, and Lu Zixiu decided to go to help.

When he got to the river crab on the road, he clicked "Attack", and Xiang Yu rushed out of the tower immediately, and cooperated with Lu Zixiu to attack. Lu Zixiu hit the air with the second skill, threw the fan with the first skill and added three skills with a combo. Seeing that Sun Shangxiang was about to die with hatred, Xiang Yu pushed the man out of the range of the meteor shower with one move, and Sun Shangxiang escaped with blood.

Lu Zixiu returned to the middle road in grief and indignation. Daji thought that he was not there before, and carefully followed the line of soldiers to push down the tower.

Baili Xuance went to help his brother. The enemy Liu Bei was worried about his second brother Guan Yu and arrived in time. This was a battle between wolf brothers and human brothers. As for Jiang Ziya, er , people only care about clearing soldiers.

Liu Bei gave the red to his wife, which is a bit hypocritical. Visually, he can’t beat Baili Xuance, but he has a second brother, Guan Yu. Unfortunately, Baili Shouyue is a sniper who is not suitable for close combat, and he learned "following marksmanship". , Soon, the brothers of the wolf clan fell into a disadvantage.

At the critical moment, Lu Zixiu arrived, with help, Baili Xuance took Liu Bei away, Guan Yu wanted to escape, Jiang Ziya made a big move, but he didn't need to flash his big move, and anyone with short legs could dodge it. Lu Zixiu remembered him What he brought was treatment, and he no longer had hope for him, so he flashed past with a big one, and he got the head.

The Baili brothers went down to push the tower, Lu Zixiu returned to the city to replenish the blood, and then went to the middle lane after replenishing the blood. The strange thing is that Baili Shouyue and Jiang Ziya also came to the middle road. Baili Shouyue put his vision device on the enemy's second In the grass next to the tower, it seems that they have decided to settle down here.

Jiang Ziya stood by the grass, whether his adc needed it or not, he would never leave it.

Lu Zixiu thought that it was the same when he was supporting Zhuang Kun. It seemed that Zhuang Kun didn't need him. When Zhuang Kun was around, he didn't have to do anything, and he could win while lying down. It would be great if he could keep doing this!

Lu Zixiu came back to his senses and shook his head, but why did he keep taking you with him?Remembering that he had been cheating on Zhuang Kun before, and that Zhuang Kun didn't scold him, Lu Zixiu felt a little guilty for no reason.

Three people gathered in the middle road. After Xiang Yu lost a tower, he thought he was going to start a regiment, so he hurriedly crossed the dark river from the top road to the middle road. When he came, the enemy Sun Shangxiang and Liu Chan also followed.

Enemy's road is narrow, Sun Shangxiang ran away last time, this time...hehe.

Baili kept the promise and couldn't hit from a long distance, but it's still possible to tie A. Xiang Yu learned his lesson and didn't push people indiscriminately this time. Daji was stopped by Jiang Ziya. , Finally, the whole family returned home neatly.

Daji saw the battle and immediately retreated.

Taking advantage of the fact that there were only two enemies left, Lu Zixiu and the others launched an attack, followed by a wave of troops in the middle and pushed them to the high ground.

The enemy Liu Bei's family of three was resurrected, and the two sides formed a group near the high ground. In the chaos, Guan Yu rode a horse and cut in from behind, kicking Lu Zixiu directly into the crystal.

This kick was really not light, because he was a mage, and he dodged in time before, this was the first time he was injured. Fortunately, Lu Zixiu endured the pain and escaped with a flash, but his blood was still reduced by half .

Afterwards, Lu Zixiu didn't care about others, and went after Guan Yu to avenge himself. Watching Guan Yu fall off his horse, Lu Zixiu didn't even let go of his anger, it really hurt so much.

The rhythm of his teammates gradually caught up.