Pesticide Diary

Yu blocked the damage in the front, the Baili brothers output, and Jiang Ziya assisted. It is commendable that Baili kept the promise and finally made it right once, knocking out half of Sun Shangxiang's blood with one shot.

After Lu Zixiu regained his composure, he joined the battle. With a flick of his fan and a ult, the enemy group was wiped out.

"Hiss, my waist." After the crystal exploded and Lu Zixiu regained consciousness, he cried out in pain.

☆, Wonderful bathroom double room

"What's the matter, what's wrong with the waist?" Zhuang Kun immediately jumped off the upper bunk. When he returned to the dormitory, Lu Zixiu was playing games, so he ignored him, and he just sat on the bed and sulked.

Lu Zixiu's tears of pain swirled in his eyes, Zhuang Kun gently helped him lift up the hem of his clothes, the back of the left side of his waist was indeed blue, and it looked more serious against his fair skin.

"How did you do it?" Zhuang Kun's eyes were full of distress, but it was a pity that Lu Zixiu lowered his head and didn't notice this scene.

"I accidentally bumped into it." Lu Zixiu didn't expect that the pain in the game could be brought to real life.

"Can you go? Let's go to the school hospital."

The school hospital was in the west district, which was relatively far away. In the end, the two of them went to the branch hospital in the east district. The doctor checked and prescribed several boxes of medicine for internal and external use, and told him to stay in bed more and not to exercise strenuously.

Once out of the hospital, Zhuang Kun squatted down.

"What are you doing?" Lu Zixiu was stunned.

"Back you! The doctor said you can't exercise vigorously." Zhuang Kun said seriously.

"Brother, big brother, what I hurt is my waist, not my leg. Taking two steps is not considered strenuous exercise." Lu Zixiu laughed.

"You call me brother, I have to take care of you, come up." Zhuang Kun insisted.

"Stop it!" Lu Zixiu resolutely refused to follow the people coming and going.

Zhuang Kun stood up and left without saying a word. Lu Zixiu hurriedly chased after him, holding his waist, "Are you angry?"

Zhuang Kun ignored him and walked forward on his own.

"Don't, I'll let you recite such a little thing, can't I let you recite it?"

Only then did Zhuang Kun stop.

The door of the dormitory was open, and Zhi Nan was shocked when he saw the battle between the two of them, "What's wrong, did you hurt your leg?"

"No, my waist is bruised." Lu Zixiu explained.

Zhi Nan scratched his head, he couldn't quite understand the relationship between a back injury and the inability to walk.

Lu Zixiu drank the medicine and climbed onto the bed, followed by Zhuang Kun. The two stared at each other. Finally, Zhuang Kun said, "The doctor said that it is best to massage after applying the medicine, which is good for absorption and heals quickly."

The massage did absorb quickly, and Lu Zixiu was not pretentious. He lifted up his clothes and lay on the bed. Zhuang Kun squeezed the ointment and rubbed it on.

"Hiss, be gentle, it hurts." Lu Zixiu frowned.

Zhuang Kun couldn't control his hand strength well, it's okay if it's light, but Lu Zixiu wanted to scold his mother at this weight.

After applying some medicine, the two were sweating all over, one was in pain and the other was nervous.

After finally getting it done, Zhuang Kun hurriedly got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Wei Ning gave Lu Zixiu a meaningful look, and Lu Zixiu felt bewildered.

San'er: "Zhuang Kun likes you."

Lu Zixiu: "I like you too."

San'er: "Don't you think you two are gay?"

"It's just the medicine. You read too many novels about men and women. Every man you read is gay."

San'er was speechless, his host's EQ was too low, he didn't take it seriously, no matter what, he would cry in the future.

……

In the past few days, the East Second Floor has stood out among more than 20 dormitory buildings in the East District by virtue of its excellent location, and has won the reputation of "Princess Building". , Go out and walk two steps, opposite the road is the water room, next to the water room is the bathhouse, and it is no more than 500 meters away from the restaurant in the East District.

What makes countless girls sigh is that all the people living in the "Princess Building" are men.

On the evening of September 9th, the temperature in City A finally dropped, and the weather was no longer suitable for taking a cold shower.Zhuang Kun took the toiletries and prepared to go out.

"Are you going to the bathhouse? Wait, I'll go too." Lu Zixiu said while tidying up.

Zhuang Kun froze for a moment, and was about to refuse, when Lu Zixiu pulled him out with the good things, "It's so convenient for two people to wash each other and rub each other's backs. When I was in high school, the school also had a bathhouse, so I often used it with my buddies. Together."

Zhuang Kun's face turned dark, "Is he rubbing your back too?"

"I've rubbed it, it's just that he was too strong, my back was red from rubbing, and it hurt for two days, after that I didn't dare to ask him to help."

Zhuang Kun hummed and did not speak.

"Aren't you from the north? Maybe you're embarrassed." Lu Zixiu teased.

"No." It's not that Zhuang Kun has never seen other men's nudes. Anyone who studies art has never sketched a few nude models, but this time it is Lu Zixiu. He is afraid that he will not be able to control himself.

The military training will start tomorrow, and there will be a lot of students taking a shower. There is a line in the hall on the first floor to pay. When it is his turn, Lu Zixiu takes out his campus card and swipes it. The person who collects the money is a woman in her thirties, with a mean face and a bad tone. It’s troublesome to swipe a card, let’s scan the QR code with your mobile phone to pay.

It costs three yuan to take a shower, and it takes two seconds to swipe the card. You don’t even need to press the password (you need to enter the password for campus cards above [-] yuan), and the queue is a bit long. Lu Zixiu didn’t want to waste the time of other students, so he paid her directly .

Zhuang Kun: "Don't bother with this kind of person. Part of the money you swipe with the card machine has to be handed over to the school. In order to make more money, she is definitely not willing to let students swipe the card."

"She runs a bathhouse in the school, and it's right to give the school a share. I'm angry because of her attitude. She's not friendly at all. Who the hell!" Lu Zixiu was furious.

"Okay, okay, stop being angry." Zhuang Kun rubbed Lu Zixiu's head, and pulled him upstairs.

The third floor is full of women's single rooms, and the sign on the stairs reads "Men don't stop". The second floor is a large bathroom, separated by a wall in the middle, with girls on the left and boys on the right.

"My dear boy!" Lu Zixiu immediately backed out as soon as he entered. There are few boys in the Eastern District of Y, but the bathroom is not big. In addition, today is Saturday, and many residents near the school have come. Surrounded by two people, a buddy was wearing underwear to wash, his face was blushing, he was probably from the south, and he had never seen such a battle.

Lu Zixiu wanted to laugh, "Why don't we refund the money and go back and make a pot of hot water for washing."

Zhuang Kun secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said yes.

Unfortunately, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and the aunt refused to refund the money. Lu Zixiu asked her to give her a ticket to explain that she would come to wash it tomorrow, but the aunt still refused, saying that there were not many people in the men's double room on the first floor, so they should go there to wash.

Lu Zixiu thought he was hallucinating, boys with low status don't even have a single room, what the hell is a double room!

The strange thing is that Y University does have it. In the past, it was purely a double room, regardless of gender. It was prepared for those faculty members with families. After the renovation last year, more rooms were added.

Maybe because of the location, there were very few students in the male double room, and some of them were so careless that they didn't even close the door and greeted them. Lu Zixiu found an empty room and pulled Zhuang Kun in. With an exhaust fan installed, it shouldn't be too stuffy.

Lu Zixiu turned on the shower and took off his clothes after testing the water temperature.

Zhuang Kun hurried out and closed the door from the outside.

Lu Zixiu pulled from inside, but the door didn't open, "Why are you out? You don't want to wash."

"It's too hot, I'll go to the next door, you lock the door." Zhuang Kun was a little nervous.

"You're gone, who will help me rub my back?"

Zhuang Kun: "I wash quickly, um...you call me when you need it."

"also."

The author has something to say: Hee hee, it's natural.

☆, sequelae?

After hearing the sound of locking the door, Zhuang Kun went to the next door. Afraid that Lu Zixiu would call him later, he quickly finished washing in 10 minutes, and sat on the stone bench at the door to play with his mobile phone.

After a while, the door opened a crack, Lu Zixiu beckoned to him, Zhuang Kun hesitated for a moment and walked in with his head down.

After closing the door, Zhuang Kun raised his head slowly, and the young boy's thin and fair body appeared in front of him, with round toes and slender legs. His eyes moved up, Zhuang Kun's Adam's apple moved, and he felt a little hot.

"My God, why is your nose bleeding?" Lu Zixiu hurried towards him.

Zhuang Kun didn't want to recall what happened that day, it was too embarrassing.Afterwards, Lu Zixiu gave him a bag of pears, saying it was to reduce the fire.

After that, there was a two-week military training life. In the first week, Zhuang Kun felt that something was wrong with Lu Zixiu. As soon as he arrived at the dormitory, he hugged a round fan to watch. Yes, I have tasted it for a long time.

That day, while Lu Zixiu was going to the bathroom, Zhuang Kun took out the blue round fan from under his blanket.

On the front it says to see andrology, please go to xx hospital, six major technologies, defend men's health...

In turn, xx Hospital will give you a complete home to treat infertility, we are more professional...

Zhuang Kun: "..."

As soon as the bathroom door slammed, Zhuang Kun quickly put the round fan back under the quilt, and sat down on the chair as if nothing had happened to watch his phone.

After Lu Zixiu came out, Zhuang Kun focused his attention on Lu Zixiu's waist.

Could it be that the kidney was hit last time?Thinking of where he was injured last time, Zhuang Kun thought it was very possible.

Lu Zixiu sat down on the seat beside him, "What are you looking at? So serious."

Zhuang Kun gave him a distressed look, "Don't be sad, now that the medical skills are so advanced, it will definitely be cured."

"Ah? Cure what? Who's sick." Lu Zixiu looked confused.

Zhuang Kun felt even more uncomfortable. He felt that Lu Zixiu was trying to force a smile on his face. Thinking about it, it was true. A man has this kind of problem at a young age, so no one should be careful to hide it.

"Rest this weekend, accompany me to the hospital!"

"Are you sick? Why aren't you feeling well?" Lu Zixiu felt that Zhuang Kun looked quite healthy.

Zhuang Kun didn't answer directly, "Accompany me for an examination!"

Lu Zixiu nodded.

On the day of going to the hospital, Zhuang Kun forced Lu Zixiu to take a urine test, blood draw, color Doppler ultrasound and even a sex test with him on the grounds that his brother was in trouble.

Lu Zixiu kept complaining, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Zhuang Kun shook his head: "It's hard to say."

In the end, tests showed that both were healthy.

Zhuang Kun: "You are not sick."

"Nonsense, I'm fine." Lu Zixiu was speechless, cooperating with this person to come to the hospital for a check-up because he thought I was sick.

"San'er, do I look sick?"

"Zhuang Kun thought there was something wrong with your kidney."

"Ah? Why did he have such an idea? By the way, it must be the advertising fan. This is a big misunderstanding."

Thinking of this, Lu Zixiu explained to Zhuang Kun, "Don't think too much, I saw that fan was fun before, so I played with it for a few more days."

"You've been hugging and playing for seven days." Zhuang Kun's complexion was not very good, and he did something stupid in front of this man again.

Lu Zixiu paused for a while, he couldn't say that this was the aftereffect of binding Xiao Qiao, and he was not good at lying, so he changed the subject forcibly, "When I came here, I saw a seller of octopus balls on the opposite side, go, go, I invite you eat."

"Let's go." Zhuang Kun felt that Lu Zixiu had his own secret, but he had no position to ask, but he believed that one day Lu Zixiu would tell him himself.

In order to ease the atmosphere between the two, after returning to the dormitory, Lu Zixiu invited Zhuang Kun to start a ranking round. This was the first time that Lu Zixiu fought side by side with Zhuang Kun after binding Xiao Qiao.

Today is the last day of binding. When entering the room, Lu Zixiu still chooses Xiaoqiao, Zhuang Kun chooses Ake, the first floor chooses Yuji, the fourth floor chooses Yang Yuhuan, and the fifth floor chooses Athena.

They are all heroines, and there are five professions of warrior, mage, shooter, assistant and jungler. The lineup is perfect. Lu Zixiu is a little bit embarrassed. The teammates I met a few days ago were either fighting for the jungler position or the shooter position. He also chose to grab the output without any self-knowledge. Fortunately, he bound Xiao Qiao, otherwise he would definitely be cheated.

There are five professions today, Lu Zixiu happily typed on the screen, "That's so fucking!"

Looking at the two words that were harmonized, Lu Zixiu was really speechless.

Athena: "How can you swear? If you do this again, I will report it."

"Don't, don't, sister, I'm really wronged. I hit **, I really didn't curse anyone." Still couldn't type those two words, Lu Zixiu typed the pinyin "hexie" anxiously.He is not afraid of being cheated, but afraid of being reported.

In this day and age, even "harmony" has been harmonized.

Athena: "Okay, I believe you, I won't report you, but don't report sister, sister is going to try sacrifice today."

As soon as Athena's words came out, Yang Yuhuan on the fourth floor was frightened and instantly changed to Hua Mulan.

While the game is loading, the enemy lineup appears. From left to right is Cheng Yao Kumquat Youjing Mozi Jiang Ziya Luban No. [-]. Contrary to our side, the opponents are all male heroes.

Welcome to King Pesticides...

At the beginning of the game, Athena and Hua Mulan went on the road together, and Lu Zixiu was curious when she would disconnect.

Zhuang Kun explained to him, "Sacrifices are generally after level four, when the level four big move is full, Athena's big move will add a shield to herself, which can offset a lot of damage within 1.5 seconds, and at the same time is immune to control, and the holy shield is broken. Fissure will cause damage to enemies within the range, and disconnection is more sure at this time."

Lu Zixiu said he was taught.

After a few waves of soldiers, most of the players have reached level four.

FirstBlood (first drop of blood)

On the road, Hua Mulan and Athena teamed up to kill Jiang Ziya, Lu Ban returned to the city with blood, and Athena sent a head to the defense tower.

After death, pass through the enemy's wild area and enter the crystal of others.

The opposite side didn't pay attention, and Athena took the opportunity to cut off two waves of soldiers.

With less pawns, the pressure on our side is reduced, and Yu Ji has already pushed the tower down by herself.

The enemy in the middle lane, Mozi, is a hero suitable for melee combat. Lu Zixiu learned from his previous injury and did not fight him head-on. Moreover, Mozi was slow to clear his troops. Just entering the tower with these troops was enough for him to work.

After Zhuang Kun cleaned himself up, he waved to the opposite side again.

The situation was not bad, Lu Zixiu relaxed a little.

It's a pity that Athena won't let Athena cut off the line of troops anymore. As soon as Athena entered the crystal, she was hit by the gun just after she was resurrected.

Athena can afford to wait, but Tachibana Ukyo can't afford it. If he doesn't leave, the wild area will be occupied by Ake.

☆、Sacrifice flow

Athena consumed a Tachibana Ukyo, and met Lu Ban who returned to the city to fill up his blood.

The sacrificial flow is to send a large number of heads, and it is worthless to send them, so it is okay to be killed. The key is that the rhythm of the sacrifice is disrupted.

When the pawn line was refreshed, she was still waiting for her resurrection. After her resurrection, the pawn line was already out of the high ground. The enemy could tolerate the dead Athena temporarily staying beside the crystal, but they couldn't let her alive bully the pawns.

If the line of troops cannot be cut off, the sacrifice style of play has no meaning.

After being besieged a few more times, Athena lost her temper.

[All] Auntie (Athena): You scumbags all rely on your own strength.

Lu Zixiu glanced at Zhuang Kun, neither of them should be scumbags, why are they single?

[All] The old man (Mozi): ...

[All] Pipi Duck (Luban No. [-]): I'm still a little**

[All] Tell Dad not to kill (Tachibana Ukyo): Would you like to be my girlfriend?

[All] Auntie (Athena): Mrs. Gun doesn't want to.

[All] Tell Dad not to kill (Tachibana Ukyo): That's really a pity.

After that, Athena stopped trying to disconnect, and changed the route to harass Tachibana Ukyo in the wild area, not only snatching his wild monsters, but also revealing his position after death, which brought great convenience to our side Ake.

When Mozi cleared the army, he was blown away by Lu Zixiu with a fan, and then he was taken away. After pushing the tower, he sent Tachibana Ukyo away with the position given by Athena.

Athena has been signaling by the side, well done!

Zhuang Kun was surprised: "When did you become so powerful?"

Lu Zixiu raised his chin: "Brother has always been so powerful."

Zhuang Kun laughed, he liked Lu Zixiu's complacent appearance.

"I'll take you to win this game, can you call me brother?" Lu Zixiu was a little flustered.

"It's a good idea, let's see who kills the most people in the end."

Lu Zixiu: "The loser calls the other brother brother."

"You called me brother, how about this, you promise me one thing if you lose." Zhuang Kun dug a hole secretly.

"Row."

Two people, one assassin and one mage, turned the tower pushing game into a killing game, killing one here and slaughtering the other there. The frenzied thing is that the two of them didn't even let Cheng Yaojin go.

Poor Cheng Yaojin didn't even dare to go out of the tower, and Tachibana Ukyo hung up the phone directly.

[All] Pippi Duck (Luban No. [-]): Huh... can you stop killing me, my brother will let me play a game, and I have to do my homework later.

[All] Old man (Mozi): I surrender.

[All] Noble (Jiang Ziya): Vote.

[All] Xiao Konai (Cheng Yaojin): I have already initiated a surrender, please hurry up and agree.

[All] Pippi Duck (Luban No. 7): Refused, it's only been [-] minutes, and I haven't released all of my Liushen costumes. Wait until I help you abuse them back later.

[All] Auntie (Athena): It is good to have dreams.

The other side was wretched, so Lu Zixiu and Zhuang Kun led their teammates to push the tower, killing while pushing, but Lu Ban still didn't wait until the later stage.

陆子休的数据是15击杀0死亡3助攻，荣获金牌中路称号。庄坤是16击杀0死亡2助攻，金牌打野兼获mvp称号。

Lu Zixiu wondered that he, who was bound, had never defeated Zhuang Kun, as expected, it was unusual to be talented.

"Bang bang bang." There was a knock on the door.

Wei Ning raised his head: "Who is it, it's not a sales promotion again!"

Lu Zixiu shook his head. In the past few days, seniors often come to sell things, and they can't stop talking as soon as they enter the door. You don't need it. They are still very enthusiastic as if they don't understand, and they don't leave without leaving a contact information.

He was already tired from the military training, and he wanted to lie down on the bed and rest for a while when he returned to the dormitory. Lu Zixiu finally persuaded himself to come down and open the door. The salesman who came in was really drunk.

Afterwards, the 120 dormitory will have a code. If you go out without a key, knock five times to prove that you are a 120 person, and you will be let in.

"I, from the dormitory opposite, borrow the bathroom." The man outside the door began to report his home.

There were three people in the opposite dormitory who were in the same major as Lu Zixiu and the others. The guy who came in was wearing a striped shirt and big pants, and rushed to the bathroom as soon as the door opened.

The man came out after 2 minutes. I was embarrassed to say that there was a guy in their dormitory occupying the bathroom and couldn't come out. He almost peed his pants.

Lu Zixiu laughed and teased him a few words, the man came over and asked him why there was such a thing in the trash can, Lu Zixiu gave him his disposable insole by the way, and finally the man had to take two pieces and said it was for Try it out.

When Lu Zixiu was about to start the game again, Wei Ning's cell phone rang, and Zhi Nan asked him to help him choose courses.

It was only then that Lu Zixiu remembered that online course selection started at 13:00 today.

For the time being, Zhuang Kun and Wei Ning brought notebooks in the dormitory, and Lu Zixiu approached Zhuang Kun for help.

Logging into the school's official website, entering the course selection page, and looking at the pile of required courses, Lu Zixiu felt that he had been deceived. Before coming to university, the high school teacher said it was beautiful, and there were only two classes a day in university, which was easy.

Hehe, there are only two classes in your university!

The consolation is that there are no classes in the first and second periods on Thursday and Friday mornings, and I can sleep more.

"There are many types of physical education classes. Which one do you like? Let's go together."

Lu Zixiu looked at badminton, football, basketball, table tennis, air volleyball, martial arts, Sanda, aerobics, etc. The strange thing is that there is also shuttlecock kicking.

Lu Zixiu thought about it: "Let's play badminton! This should be very simple."

"Uh, this one has just been snatched up, so I can't choose."

"Then martial arts, keep fit, and win glory for the country." Every boy has a martial arts dream, dreaming that he will wake up one day and become a peerless master, and Lu Zixiu is no exception.

The two chose martial arts, and asked Wei Ning which one he chose, Wei Ning said that they would know soon.

After a day's rest, the military training continued, and Lu Zixiu gradually forgot about it. Zhuang Kun didn't care about anything except someone's affairs.

By the time Zhi Nan found out, the time for the by-election had passed. Of course, this was all after the National Day.

After Lu Zixiu failed the game again, he realized that the time to bind Xiao Qiao had expired. Except for the little accident at the first time, generally speaking, he was still very satisfied with this binding operation.

Choose to bind again, this time he randomly found Wang Zhaojun.After being matched with a teammate, he entered the room. Hou Yi was selected on the first floor, himself on the second floor, Guiguzi on the third floor, Cheng Yaojin on the fourth floor, and Li Bai on the fifth floor. Lu Zixiu almost laughed when he saw the ID on the fifth floor.

When the game started, the five entered the spring, and Lu Zixiu almost fell down again with his long legs.

Sister Zhaojun is very beautiful, but she wears a pair of high-heeled boots that are above her knees. Xiao Qiao can take them off, and players usually can’t find them. Well, Lu Zixiu smiled wryly, why is it so difficult to follow a male hero? Woolen cloth?

The author has something to say: Terrible, the last chapter was actually locked, I really didn't even have a kiss, deleted [-] words and finally passed the review, I feel sorry for myself. ⊙▽⊙

☆, I really don't want to cry

Lu Zixiu staggered to the middle of the road, facing Zhong Kui, the legendary Chang'an city manager.

It's a pity that this is the Canyon of Kings, not Chang'an City.Zhong Kui's hook didn't work as it should.

Sister Zhaojun is better than Xiao Qiao because of her passive. After she leaves the battlefield, she will get an ice shield that offsets 450 points of damage. When the shield breaks, it will cause damage and slow down nearby enemies. The average ice shield is three You can get one in seconds, which greatly improves Lu Zixiu's ability to protect himself.

Our side, Li Bai, did not catch the enemy shooter after clearing the wild. I don't know what he was doing.

Don't put all your hope of victory on your teammates. This is a lesson he has learned several times in solo queue.

Lu Zixiu cleared the wave of soldiers and went to the road. His teammate was Cheng Yaojin. He still had skin. He almost poked his eyes when he saw it from a close distance. It was much uglier than the poster. He was a thick, muscular man in yellow and green. The overalls, with big red lips, and big pink hearts on the three axes, don't make your eyes too hot.

In this daze, Lu Zixiu was almost chased by the enemy Di Renjie's six orders to chase the murderer. Although Cheng Yaojin was dressed a little bit, he was very team-minded, so he blocked him in time, and repaid Li Lu Zixiu for helping him kill Di Renjie. And classmate Xiao Ming.

[Our side] Is there a partner on the second floor (Li Bai): Ms. Zhaojun is really good, is Miss Zhaojun still missing someone?

[Our side] Yiyixiu (Wang Zhaojun): You have to understand that your CP is Han Xin.

[Our side] Xiaobai (Guiguzi) from Han Tiaotiao's family: ^O^Hold your claws, I'm also a believer in the Bai party like the upstairs.

[Our side] Is there a partner on the second floor (Li Bai): ...

After completing the double kill on the top lane, Lu Zixiu went back to the city to add blood and then went to the middle lane. Zhong Kui was secretly fighting against the blue in the wild.

Our Houyi and Guiguzi cooperated very well. They had already pushed the opponent's tower. After there was no obstacle in the journey, they also successfully pushed a tower.

Li Bai has been wandering around the wild area, doing nothing, but he didn't send it, the data is very clean.

After Houyi Guiguzi pushed a tower, he chose to push forward instead of coming to the middle lane. After Lu Zixiu turned against the blue in the opposite wild area, he also went to the bottom lane. The enemy gathered in the middle lane and planned to push to the end. Cheng Yaojin and Li Bai were stationed , only one tower was lost in the middle lane, and with the help of Guiguzi's stealth skill, Lu Zixiu and the others had already pushed to the high ground, unable to attack the middle lane for a long time, the enemy decided to return to the city and destroy them first.

Five vs. three should have no suspense. Coincidentally, Lu Zixiu's second skill was released accurately. He froze four at once, and the next three vs. five won was very good.

"You won't wait for me in ranking." Lu Zixiu heard someone whispering in his ear, he was a little itchy from the heat, and his hands trembled inadvertently.

It happened that Chang'an city management was dead and liked to blow himself up, Lu Zixiu shook his hand, and flashed directly to him, caught off guard by the explosion, and his whole body went numb.

After returning to consciousness, Lu Zixiu's whole body was numb except for his eyes, "Brother, hit me twice."

Zhuang Kun raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

"Well, use some force."

Zhuang Kun put his arms around Lu Zixiu's waist and pulled him up from the chair, stretched out his other hand and slapped his buttocks twice.

"You, won't you change places?" Lu Zixiu's body finally recovered from the subtle pain.

"There's a lot of meat here, so it won't hurt too much." Zhuang Kun squeezed his fingers.

"Who told you that?" Mingming was in pain.

Zhuang Kun thought for a while and said, "No one said that my dad beat me when I was young, and I experienced it myself."

"My parents, uh... have never hit me." Lu Zixiu couldn't stop crying when he thought of his parents.

Zhuang Kun thought he had hit him hard, so he wiped Lu Zixiu's tears guiltily, and coaxed him while wiping, but the more he rubbed, the more he blamed himself, and he wanted to slap both of his ears.

Lu Zixiu jumped anxiously in his consciousness, "San'er, what's the matter? I don't want to cry, why do these tears keep flowing?"

"Sister Zhaojun is a family-minded person. You are influenced by her. You will be fine when you are tired from crying."

Lu Zixiu: "Tired from crying? It's over, Zhuang Kun must think I'm crazy, and my image of a strong man has been destroyed."

"Are you still worried about your image? You can have some fun!" San'er said earnestly.

Wei Ning entered the dormitory and saw Lu Zixiu bursting into tears, and hurried over: "Why are you crying? Did Zhuang Kun bully you." He gave Zhuang Kun a hard look as he spoke.

Zhuang Kun didn't defend himself, he himself felt that the culprit was him.

Lu Zixiu denied with red eyes: "No, I'm just homesick." As soon as he said this, the tears flowed even more fiercely.

It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, crying so badly in front of her roommates, Lu Zixiu covered her face and rushed into the bathroom to lock the door, she was really ashamed to see others.

The sound of crying came faintly from the crack of the door. Zhuang Kun stood outside the door and reached out to knock, but he hesitated for a moment and then put his hand down.

Wei Ning looked at Zhuang Kun and said seriously: "He is not that kind of person, don't force him."

Zhuang Kun smiled helplessly, he didn't even dare to say how he was willing to give up to Lu Zixiu.

An hour later, Lu Zixiu was tired from crying and opened the door. Zhuang Kun stood at the door and looked straight over. What was his expression?Lu Zixiu felt that he was sad.

"You, what are you..." Before he finished speaking, Zhuang Kun hugged him tightly, "I'm sorry." Lu Zixiu heard him say, "I shouldn't have hit you, and I shouldn't have hit you if you asked me to. Don't do it in the future." Locking myself up, I'm worried."

"It's okay, it's not your fault, don't think too much, it's my own problem." Lu Zixiu said hoarsely, "Is there any water, I seem to be a little dehydrated."

"Yes, I'll pour it for you."

Lu Zixiu drank two glasses of water before he felt alive again.

After crying for too long, as expected, his eyes were swollen.

Zhuang Kun went to the supermarket downstairs to buy iced purified water, poured it on a towel and gave him a cold compress, changing it every once in a while.

"Your future wife must be very happy." Seeing Zhuang Kun busy back and forth, Lu Zixiu praised him endlessly.

Zhuang Kun smiled and said nothing, all he wanted was the one in front of him.

☆, a family is to be neat and tidy

Lu Zixiu was relieved to find that as long as the words of parents and family were not mentioned, he would be the same as usual.

It's a pity that he breathed a sigh of relief a little early!

A few days later, some buddy in the opposite dormitory couldn’t help but hang a screaming chicken outside the door. Maybe he intended to serve as the doorbell, but he ignored the enthusiasm of the building friends. pinch.

The screaming chicken deserves to be called a screaming chicken.

The sound insulation effect of the dormitory is not good, and the sound in the corridor after the door is closed can be heard clearly in the ears of every roommate in 120.

Zhi Nan laughed happily, Lu Zixiu burst into tears, Wei Ning gave Zhi Nan a blank look, Zhi Nan fell silent for a moment, Zhuang Kun secretly struggled, Lu Zixiu's mood was very unstable these days, he often cried for unknown reasons, sometimes I cried while playing solo queue, and didn't say anything when I asked him, but only said that I was homesick when I was pressed.

In fact, Lu Zixiu was also very worried. If he didn't make an excuse, he was afraid that Zhuang Kun would think he was sick, so he didn't want to go to the hospital for an examination at all.

The pitiful cries of the screaming chicken came again, Lu Zixiu put on the headphones silently with tears in his eyes, and Zhuang Kun took out the prepared tissue to wipe his face.

Lu Zixiu asked his system subconsciously, "Didn't you say that sister Zhaojun misses her family? What's the matter with the screaming chicken? Why do I still cry when it calls me?"

"Maybe her family also raised chickens." San'er guessed.

"Hehe." Lu Zixiu was already very calm after being ashamed.

To be exact, he doesn't care anymore, he is still a good man after wiping away his tears.

The hero invited Zhuang Kun to play hack together again, and as soon as he opened the app, as expected, it was updated again.

The update took a little longer this time, and Lu Zixiu didn't think too much about it. He just thought it was a new hero. After entering the game, he realized that this time the change was big.

It's not surprising that the bear monster and his family appear in the Canyon of Kings. Lu Zixiu has a solid heart, but the "white and beautiful" man next to the demon-seeded cheetah is his girlfriend?Who is Sha Matt who dyed his head yellow next to the demon lizard?Friends?

Lu Zixiu took a closer look when he was playing blue and found that the blue buff was a bit fatter and higher. It is estimated that the food has been better recently, but the combat power has not improved much, and it is still easy to fight.

Looking at the small blue circle under his feet, Lu Zixiu felt that his magic power was boundless. Yang Yuhuan, the enemy, came over to provoke him from time to time with his pipa in his arms. Liu Bei came over from the wild area. Lu Zixiu thought that Zhuang Kun was coming to help, "You hit you!" Ye, I'm fine here, so you don't need to come over."

"Ah, I'm beating the tyrant, so I didn't go to your place?" Zhuang Kun hesitated for a moment and said hurriedly, "It should be Yuan Ge's disguise. Be careful, I'll go over right away."

"No, just pay attention to where his body is?"

"it is good."

Killing the puppet Yuange will be stunned and the vision of the main body will be exposed. This is the best time to kill Yuange.

Zhuang Kun grasped this opportunity very well, killing with one blow.

Lu Zixiu smiled, the two had a good understanding after platooning for a long time.

"There is a small task released, the task time is 5 minutes, can you take it?" San'er asked in Lu Zixiu's consciousness.

Lu Zixiu: "Now?"

"Ah."

Seeing the content of this mission, Lu Zixiu clicked accept, dumbfounded, and went to the furbolg's lair in the wild area with long legs.

The task this time is to make the bear happy, I don’t know who is so wicked, the jungler is not clean, the parents of the bear are offline, there is only one bear, and the family of three is not allowed to reunite. This is the first time for the bear to come Canyon of Kings, without parents by my side, was crying in fear.

Zhuang Kun saw Lu Zixiu looking up at him with a smile that was not a smile, and Monk Zhang Er was a little confused.

After that, cheerful singing sounded.

There are three bears living together

Bear Papa Bear Mama Bear Baby Bear

Papa bear is strong

mama bear is beautiful

Baby bear, so cute

grow up day by day

After coaxing, Lu Zixiu asked Zhuang Kun to come and send Baby Bear offline. There was no other way. If Baby Bear didn't log off, his parents wouldn't be able to refresh. If you want to come together, if you want to walk together, the family must be neat and tidy!

"You sing very well." Zhuang Kun praised.

"That's because you didn't hear me sing love songs." Lu Zixiu laughed. He was out of tune except singing nursery rhymes, otherwise he should learn music. In fact, he really likes to sing.

"Have you had the pleasure of hearing it once?"

"Farewell, I really can't do it."

Lu Zixiu always thought that it was Zhuang Kun who didn't clean up the wilderness. It wasn't until he went to the opposite wilderness for a walk that he realized that he had wronged classmate Zhuang.

The enemy Yuan Ge beat one and kept the other, and the bear monster, cheetah, and lizard all returned to their previous single state, and Lu Zixiu followed behind to pick up the missing ones and had a good time.

[All] Zuo Yaoer (Yuan Ge): Zhaojun, why are you following me?

[All] Yiyixiu (Wang Zhaojun): As you can see, it's a leak.

【All】Survive! !Death (Yang Yuhuan): Yuan Ge, is there something wrong with you?Leave a wild monster to fatten her up and kill me?

[All] Zuo Yaoer (Yuan Ge): These wild monsters are showing up in pairs. My eyes hurt, and I want them to break up.

[All] I'll chase you, daughter-in-law (Donghuang Taiyi): Singles don't need to explain.

【All】Don't chase me, go away (Lu Ban): Jealousy makes people ugly.

The enemy, except for the old master, was attacking Yuange, and Lu Zixiu was enjoying the show.

Zhuang Kun went to the road after clearing the waves, turned red and went to the road, and went to the road if he had nothing to do, in short, he went to the road when he saw Lu Ban.

Under the protection of Donghuang Taiyi, Lu Ban was arrested six times by Zhuang Kun.

[All] I'll chase you, daughter-in-law (East Emperor Taiyi): Brother, don't kill my wife, okay?If you want to kill, kill me.

[All] Zuo Yaoer (Yuan Ge): Vegetarian chicken, you can't even protect your wife well, shame on you.

[All] I will chase you, daughter-in-law (Donghuang Taiyi): Single dog, single dog, single dog, dog dog...

[All] Being a Yaoer (Yuan Ge): You **I***

Afterwards, the system banned these two.

In the end, Zhuang Kun didn't give Donghuang too much face. He not only continued to arrest Lu Ban, but also sent Donghuang back to the spring.

Well, a family needs to be tidy.

After experiencing setbacks, the enemy learned how to be smart, and the five of them huddled together, even going to the clearing line.

The enemy group, Lu Zixiu's side is also on the side, and they also have nurse Cai Wenji, they don't even need to return to the spring water, two mouthfuls of milk are enough if necessary.

The most amazing thing is that in a team battle, Lu Zixiu killed three people on the opposite side, Cai Wenji turned on the blood, several people were in the circle, Lu Zixiu felt very crowded, and looked closely, there were actually two Cai Wenji in the circle, Yuan Ge That guy didn't know when he got in, and of course he gave away his head for nothing. In the end, Lu Zixiu's team won with a score of 35:5.

……

☆, deadly ad

In the blink of an eye, the half-month military training was over, followed by the National Day holiday. Like the other freshmen, Lu Zixiu happily packed up his things and went home.

Because he was afraid that his family would find out, Lu Zixiu did not dare to choose to bind again after Zhaojun untied him.

Zhuang Kun wasn't online that day, so he started a ranking game by himself.

Our lineup is Daji Lu Bu Zhao Yun Hou Yi Zhuang Zhou

The enemy is Han Xinjialuo Daji Kuangtie Yang Yuhuan

Lu Zixiu was afraid that he would be too stupid to choose the output. He was playing Zhuang Zhou. He had a good idea. Zhuang Zhou was thick and fast, so at least he would not give it away. Healing.

Welcome to King of Glory...

At the beginning of the game, Lu Zixiu controlled Zhuang Zhou to follow Hou Yi to the next road, and Hou Yi turned to the red buff on the way.

The most basic quality of a qualified support is to stick to one's own ad, in case the enemy comes over and turns red, Lu Zixiu followed Houyi closely.

Hou Yi kept clicking to retreat, Lu Zixiu was speechless, he felt that there was something wrong with his ad, and he watched from the sidelines but his vision didn't hit red, so he couldn't tell the economy.

Hou Yi continued to signal to retreat, but Lu Zixiu simply ignored him and went down the road to clear the line.

The enemy is aggressive and domineering, not cowardly at all, and Lu Zixiu is not tough with him, just fight small soldiers.

After clearing the two waves of soldiers, Hou Yi came in money, but the red circle that should have been at Zhao Yun's feet appeared at Zhao Yun's feet. Cloud is busy!

Two against one, Kuang Tie didn't dare to be crazy anymore, after Hou Yi collected the river crab, he followed the soldiers into the tower to demolish the tower, Lu Zi