pig auspicious
Chapter 65
"They're waiting." Once Jixiang's piss dries up, Jiubaijiu will be done.
Bai Ze laughed. "Little Jixiang always sleeps like this?"
Jixiang's half of his body was resting on Jiubaijiu's stomach—probably because of this posture, Jiubaijiu was completely drowned.
When Xiao Zhu met Ao Guang for the first time, he fully realized that his stomach couldn't hold water. Since he cheated and wanted to sleep with Ao Guang, it has become a habit to be led to wash and pee every night.Because he is used to being taken care of by others, Jixiang has no self-awareness when he leaves the Dragon Palace, and Jiubaijiu, how would Ao Bai know about Jixiang's habits?But after nightfall, this dilapidated house is not as harmless as it looks on the surface, and Jiubaijiu's pissing is not wronged.
Ao Guang shook his head, stretched out his right hand and looked into the mirror.
The surface of the mirror slowly rippled like water being thrown into stones, and Ao Guang's hand passed through the sky-peeping mirror and appeared above Jiubaijiu's head.
The black shadow that had been slowly surrounding them immediately stopped uncontrollably, and slowly collapsed to the ground like a melting candle, making a sound like hot oil being poured into an iron pan, leaving only a single shadow in the end.
Even if Ao Guang didn't make a move, these intangible obsessions couldn't bear the oppression brought by the sudden appearance of the Dragon King.
Jiubaijiu smashed, smashed his mouth, completely oblivious to the fact that his shadow had crawled back to the soles of his feet.
Ao Guang tapped Jiubaijiu's forehead with his finger, and a golden light disappeared between Jiubaijiu's eyebrows.
"You want—" Bai Ze was a little surprised.
"Ji Xiang and Ao Bai must be taken care of by him." Ao Guang whispered.
"You won't bring them back?" Bai Ze frowned.
"...Jixiang is back now, I can't look at him all the time. As for Ao Bai," Ao Guang paused. "Ao Run and Ao Zhen are not in the West Sea now, let him come out for a walk... that's fine."
Jixiang turned over, as if the wet Jiubaijiu made him uncomfortable, so he kicked Jiubaijiu decisively away.
Bai Ze let out a "huh".
"There is something in the green gourd."
Before Ao Guang could open his mouth, Bai Ze reached into the mirror and gently brushed the snoring that slipped out of Ji Xiang's skirt.
With a hook of Bai Ze's finger, Bai Ze pulled the red rope that was originally tied around Ji Xiang's neck, and the small gourd lay in Bai Ze's palm.
"What did Xiao Jixiang put in it?" Bai Ze curiously turned Hulu upside down, and the green gourd shook. It was obvious that the gourd had no stopper, but nothing was poured out.
"The little thing still protects the master." Bai Ze watched Hulu circling in his palm, smiled and hung the Bi gourd back on Jixiang's neck. "They're all grown up."
"Auspicious things." Ao Guang glanced at him.
Bai Ze waved his hand.
Ao Guang sealed Ao Bai's dragon aura and auspicious immortal aura, and left a spell of body protection for each of them, and then withdrew his hand.
Bai Ze joked: "At least dry Xiao Jixiang's pants?"
Ao Guang put away the sky-peeping mirror, with a solemn expression: "Washing pants is also a kind of training."
……
Jiubaijiu woke up with the smell of urine.
The auspiciousness of who was relying on him has already rolled aside, snoring with his butt pouted.
Jiubajiu stretched out his hand and touched it.
"auspicious--!!"
The roar that erupted from the broken house startled the early birds away.
Jiubaijiu commanded Ao Bai, who was spared, to pick up branches and make a fire by the small mountain stream, then stripped off Jixiang's pants and his own clothes, threw them into the stream, pressed them with stones, and washed them with water.
Ao Guang probably hoped that Jiubaijiu, who seemed to be an old Jianghu, would teach auspicious things, such as washing clothes.But I didn't expect that although Jiubaijiu lived in a mess, she was essentially raised and spoiled since she was a child. How could she know how to wash clothes?Jiubaijiu thinks that the stream is flowing, and the pants will be washed away by flushing with water—it’s amazing, let’s step on it, where did he read it? I don’t know where women wash clothes by the river. It's stepping on...
When Jixiang's bare feet stepped on the round pebbles in the water, small shrimps would struggle to squeeze out from between his toes and then swim away, making the little pig laugh loudly.
Ao Bai took advantage of Jiubaijiu and Jixiang's naked buttocks stepping on their clothes on the water, flicked his fingers, and a small pile of branches in front of him burst into flames.
"Is the fire rising?" Jiubaijiu came back with Ji Xiang. "Let's catch fish later."
Ao Bai looked at the direction they came from. "Where do you want to catch it?"
Nine hundred and nine turn around.
The pee-wet pants were swinging happily in the water.
……
"Let's go to the next town to buy food." Jiubaijiu turned around calmly, and calmly pinched Jixiang's bare buttocks.
There were two people squeezed into the small carriage, and Ao Bai, who had never touched the reins, was sitting on the rear of the carriage.
"Go straight, there is only one way, just don't let go or tighten the rope." Tianjizi was doing emergency counseling in the carriage. There were two pairs of underpants and underwear floating behind the carriage. The mountain wind was so strong that it was blown like two sides. Weird flag.
"Is that all right?" Ao Bai held the rein.
Tianjizi was confident: "I've always driven like this!"
Of course the car doesn't drive like that.
Standing on the horseback, Jiu Baili grumbled at his master twice,
The reason why this Arabian Nights driving method allowed Jiubaijiu to go all the way for so long was actually because of the horses pulling the cart.
Although the horse was not young, it was more experienced and aura. This time, the road was familiar. Basically, nothing happened along the way, and the horse trotted over by itself.
Jiubaijiu didn't have any pants to wear, so he threw the carriage to Ao Bai, who was no bigger than his chest, and hid in the carriage.
Jixiang is different from Jiubaijiu, he doesn't have the sensitive and melancholy boyish heart, he just walks around with his bare butt and penis exposed - anyway, he often runs naked in Donghai.
"Where are we going now?" Ji Xiang asked.
"Let's go to Yangzhou." Jiubaijiu opened the car window to let the mountain wind blow in: "Go find Ao Li!"
"By the way," Jiubaijiu poked his head out, "Ao Bai, where is your brother... now?"
"Didn't you say he's in Jiangnan?" Ao Bai blinked.
"No, no, I'm asking you about that..." Jiubaijiu scratched his head, "That elder brother who looks like a fairy."
...Aside from Ao Li, who else does Ao Bai have?
"You mean big brother?"
"Is he your elder brother? What's his name? Why isn't he with you?" Jiubaijiu's eyes sparkled.
Ao Bai turned his head and carefully looked at Jiubaijiu's messy chicken nest head and bare buttocks, and came to a conclusion. "Danzhu is more beautiful."
Jiu Baijiu looked blank: "Huh?"
Ao Bai raised his chin and turned his head to ignore Jiubaijiu.
Ao Bai was loved by Ao Zhen since he was a child, and Ao Zhen is not Ao Bai's pride.
Ao Zhen was born handsome, with a calm personality and outstanding abilities. Not to mention in the West Sea, but in the three worlds, no one in his generation can compare to his brother - but Ao Bai has always been so sure.
Such a good brother, for example, to be matched with one in a million... No, one in a million is fine, not beautiful enough, smart enough, not good enough, Ao Bai disagrees.
Jiubaijiu went to pinch Ao Bai's face: "Tell me your brother's name, except Shan will buy you almond candy to eat."
"I want it too!" Jixiang also pushed forward.
Jiubaijiu pinches Jixiang's penis with his toes: "I pissed all over last night! How dare you ask me for sugar!"
Jixiang chuckled and twisted his body to avoid it: "I don't know if I fell asleep! You peed!"
"Nonsense! I, Tianjizi, have never wet the bed!" Jiubaijiu was furious.
"You peed last night!"
"You peed!"
The two naked guys started wrestling in the cramped compartment.
Ao Bai rubbed his pinched red cheeks and looked forward.
He listened attentively, and the wind blowing in front of him was already faintly mixed with human voices.
Thinking about it, it was already out of the range of the barren hills, and it was about to be inhabited.
Ao Bai thought for a while, opened the car door wider, and the fight between the naked men inside became more and more intense.
He was holding the rein with a smile, and the pony was driving forward happily with his underpants hanging on the back.
Bai Ze laughed. "Little Jixiang always sleeps like this?"
Jixiang's half of his body was resting on Jiubaijiu's stomach—probably because of this posture, Jiubaijiu was completely drowned.
When Xiao Zhu met Ao Guang for the first time, he fully realized that his stomach couldn't hold water. Since he cheated and wanted to sleep with Ao Guang, it has become a habit to be led to wash and pee every night.Because he is used to being taken care of by others, Jixiang has no self-awareness when he leaves the Dragon Palace, and Jiubaijiu, how would Ao Bai know about Jixiang's habits?But after nightfall, this dilapidated house is not as harmless as it looks on the surface, and Jiubaijiu's pissing is not wronged.
Ao Guang shook his head, stretched out his right hand and looked into the mirror.
The surface of the mirror slowly rippled like water being thrown into stones, and Ao Guang's hand passed through the sky-peeping mirror and appeared above Jiubaijiu's head.
The black shadow that had been slowly surrounding them immediately stopped uncontrollably, and slowly collapsed to the ground like a melting candle, making a sound like hot oil being poured into an iron pan, leaving only a single shadow in the end.
Even if Ao Guang didn't make a move, these intangible obsessions couldn't bear the oppression brought by the sudden appearance of the Dragon King.
Jiubaijiu smashed, smashed his mouth, completely oblivious to the fact that his shadow had crawled back to the soles of his feet.
Ao Guang tapped Jiubaijiu's forehead with his finger, and a golden light disappeared between Jiubaijiu's eyebrows.
"You want—" Bai Ze was a little surprised.
"Ji Xiang and Ao Bai must be taken care of by him." Ao Guang whispered.
"You won't bring them back?" Bai Ze frowned.
"...Jixiang is back now, I can't look at him all the time. As for Ao Bai," Ao Guang paused. "Ao Run and Ao Zhen are not in the West Sea now, let him come out for a walk... that's fine."
Jixiang turned over, as if the wet Jiubaijiu made him uncomfortable, so he kicked Jiubaijiu decisively away.
Bai Ze let out a "huh".
"There is something in the green gourd."
Before Ao Guang could open his mouth, Bai Ze reached into the mirror and gently brushed the snoring that slipped out of Ji Xiang's skirt.
With a hook of Bai Ze's finger, Bai Ze pulled the red rope that was originally tied around Ji Xiang's neck, and the small gourd lay in Bai Ze's palm.
"What did Xiao Jixiang put in it?" Bai Ze curiously turned Hulu upside down, and the green gourd shook. It was obvious that the gourd had no stopper, but nothing was poured out.
"The little thing still protects the master." Bai Ze watched Hulu circling in his palm, smiled and hung the Bi gourd back on Jixiang's neck. "They're all grown up."
"Auspicious things." Ao Guang glanced at him.
Bai Ze waved his hand.
Ao Guang sealed Ao Bai's dragon aura and auspicious immortal aura, and left a spell of body protection for each of them, and then withdrew his hand.
Bai Ze joked: "At least dry Xiao Jixiang's pants?"
Ao Guang put away the sky-peeping mirror, with a solemn expression: "Washing pants is also a kind of training."
……
Jiubaijiu woke up with the smell of urine.
The auspiciousness of who was relying on him has already rolled aside, snoring with his butt pouted.
Jiubajiu stretched out his hand and touched it.
"auspicious--!!"
The roar that erupted from the broken house startled the early birds away.
Jiubaijiu commanded Ao Bai, who was spared, to pick up branches and make a fire by the small mountain stream, then stripped off Jixiang's pants and his own clothes, threw them into the stream, pressed them with stones, and washed them with water.
Ao Guang probably hoped that Jiubaijiu, who seemed to be an old Jianghu, would teach auspicious things, such as washing clothes.But I didn't expect that although Jiubaijiu lived in a mess, she was essentially raised and spoiled since she was a child. How could she know how to wash clothes?Jiubaijiu thinks that the stream is flowing, and the pants will be washed away by flushing with water—it’s amazing, let’s step on it, where did he read it? I don’t know where women wash clothes by the river. It's stepping on...
When Jixiang's bare feet stepped on the round pebbles in the water, small shrimps would struggle to squeeze out from between his toes and then swim away, making the little pig laugh loudly.
Ao Bai took advantage of Jiubaijiu and Jixiang's naked buttocks stepping on their clothes on the water, flicked his fingers, and a small pile of branches in front of him burst into flames.
"Is the fire rising?" Jiubaijiu came back with Ji Xiang. "Let's catch fish later."
Ao Bai looked at the direction they came from. "Where do you want to catch it?"
Nine hundred and nine turn around.
The pee-wet pants were swinging happily in the water.
……
"Let's go to the next town to buy food." Jiubaijiu turned around calmly, and calmly pinched Jixiang's bare buttocks.
There were two people squeezed into the small carriage, and Ao Bai, who had never touched the reins, was sitting on the rear of the carriage.
"Go straight, there is only one way, just don't let go or tighten the rope." Tianjizi was doing emergency counseling in the carriage. There were two pairs of underpants and underwear floating behind the carriage. The mountain wind was so strong that it was blown like two sides. Weird flag.
"Is that all right?" Ao Bai held the rein.
Tianjizi was confident: "I've always driven like this!"
Of course the car doesn't drive like that.
Standing on the horseback, Jiu Baili grumbled at his master twice,
The reason why this Arabian Nights driving method allowed Jiubaijiu to go all the way for so long was actually because of the horses pulling the cart.
Although the horse was not young, it was more experienced and aura. This time, the road was familiar. Basically, nothing happened along the way, and the horse trotted over by itself.
Jiubaijiu didn't have any pants to wear, so he threw the carriage to Ao Bai, who was no bigger than his chest, and hid in the carriage.
Jixiang is different from Jiubaijiu, he doesn't have the sensitive and melancholy boyish heart, he just walks around with his bare butt and penis exposed - anyway, he often runs naked in Donghai.
"Where are we going now?" Ji Xiang asked.
"Let's go to Yangzhou." Jiubaijiu opened the car window to let the mountain wind blow in: "Go find Ao Li!"
"By the way," Jiubaijiu poked his head out, "Ao Bai, where is your brother... now?"
"Didn't you say he's in Jiangnan?" Ao Bai blinked.
"No, no, I'm asking you about that..." Jiubaijiu scratched his head, "That elder brother who looks like a fairy."
...Aside from Ao Li, who else does Ao Bai have?
"You mean big brother?"
"Is he your elder brother? What's his name? Why isn't he with you?" Jiubaijiu's eyes sparkled.
Ao Bai turned his head and carefully looked at Jiubaijiu's messy chicken nest head and bare buttocks, and came to a conclusion. "Danzhu is more beautiful."
Jiu Baijiu looked blank: "Huh?"
Ao Bai raised his chin and turned his head to ignore Jiubaijiu.
Ao Bai was loved by Ao Zhen since he was a child, and Ao Zhen is not Ao Bai's pride.
Ao Zhen was born handsome, with a calm personality and outstanding abilities. Not to mention in the West Sea, but in the three worlds, no one in his generation can compare to his brother - but Ao Bai has always been so sure.
Such a good brother, for example, to be matched with one in a million... No, one in a million is fine, not beautiful enough, smart enough, not good enough, Ao Bai disagrees.
Jiubaijiu went to pinch Ao Bai's face: "Tell me your brother's name, except Shan will buy you almond candy to eat."
"I want it too!" Jixiang also pushed forward.
Jiubaijiu pinches Jixiang's penis with his toes: "I pissed all over last night! How dare you ask me for sugar!"
Jixiang chuckled and twisted his body to avoid it: "I don't know if I fell asleep! You peed!"
"Nonsense! I, Tianjizi, have never wet the bed!" Jiubaijiu was furious.
"You peed last night!"
"You peed!"
The two naked guys started wrestling in the cramped compartment.
Ao Bai rubbed his pinched red cheeks and looked forward.
He listened attentively, and the wind blowing in front of him was already faintly mixed with human voices.
Thinking about it, it was already out of the range of the barren hills, and it was about to be inhabited.
Ao Bai thought for a while, opened the car door wider, and the fight between the naked men inside became more and more intense.
He was holding the rein with a smile, and the pony was driving forward happily with his underpants hanging on the back.
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