pig auspicious

Jixiang has never seen a rice field with green waves from a distance, a small ditch almost covered by dense grass, a little yellow dog blocking the carriageway with its tail flicking, and wild vines on the side of the road that cannot be named. The little cucumbers that bear fruit.

The village is close to the mountains, and the most knowledgeable people I have ever seen are nothing but shopkeepers. The villagers have never seen such a small carriage, the pigeon standing on the horseback miraculously, and sitting on the shaft with a serious expression and holding the rein, beautiful Not like a real child.The village women who came back from washing by the well with buckets were amazed to see the small carriage passing through the main road in the middle of the village. Among them, apart from the little figure sitting on the shaft, the sharp-eyed lady seemed to be walking from the half-opened carriage. I saw something naked in the car door...

"Touch!" The car door was slammed shut from the inside before the scream sounded.

"Ouch, what's hanging on the back of this car?"

"The material looks good, but don't..."

Jiubaijiu has never been so embarrassed in his life, Ao Bai even drove the carriage to a village without warning him - the underpants were still hanging out behind the carriage!He was so involved in fighting with Jixiang that Jiubaijiu almost forgot that he was still naked. It was the passing puppy barking twice that surprised him that he had already left the mountain!

In fact, he wasn't really shy. When Jiubaijiu, who was well-clothed and well-fed, didn't he have a few people standing around him when he was taking a bath?He has long been used to things like showing his dick naked in front of people.But no matter how thick-skinned he is, he still has common sense: if someone sees him running naked in a rural place like this, it is definitely a shocking event.

"Ao Bai, stop the car quickly." Jiubaijiu slammed on the door. "I want to wear pants!"

Ao Bai lowered his head to play with his belt, and let the carriage walk slowly: "I don't know how to stop."

Jiubaijiu almost scratched the door open—fortunately, Jiubaili was a clever pigeon, flapping its wings and flying to the horse's head with a few cooing sounds, the carriage stopped slowly.

Jiubaijiu wished he could rush out and kiss Jiubaili.

The car stopped!You can get the pants now!

Ji Xiang leaned on the car window and looked out: "Why are they looking at me?"

Jiubaijiu, who was holding on to the car door, turned his head stiffly: "What are you talking about 'they'...?"

"Uncle Hei came... also stopped, and looked at me again~ he seemed to be looking at Ao Bai..." Jixiang scratched his head.

He still doesn't understand that this is one of the essences of traditional Chinese national culture - onlookers.

Referred to as watching the fun.

The magical Nine Hundred Miles indeed managed to stop the carriage, but it was a pity that it stopped in the wrong place.

There are only three roads in the small village, and the carriage just stopped at the intersection.It's almost noon now, and those who are working in the fields, those who are having fun, those who are playing with cubs, and those who are pecking with their cubs... are almost coming back for dinner.Before the mud on the legs of a man carrying a hoe was dry, he was eagerly discussing with his carpenter neighbor who happened to meet whether this carriage was a new popular style in the big city.Most of the women's eyes are on the porcelain doll Ao Bai in amazement. Just by looking at it, the skin is smooth, tender and fair, with a small nose and beautiful big eyes... Even the clothes on the porcelain doll are beautiful. It was something they had never seen before—just by looking at it, they knew that even if it was brought by a peddler during the Chinese New Year, it was extremely expensive, and it was said to be the most popular fabric in the city, and it was not as good as a collar on that doll!

Jiubaijiu squeezed carefully in the corner, preventing all outsiders from being able to see themselves through the window.

But the car was too small, so Jiubaijiu had to discuss it with Jixiang.

"auspicious."

"what?"

"Go out and help me get my pants in..."

"Oops~ I'll be ashamed." Ji Xiang blinked. "Ao Guang said that you are not allowed to run around without clothes on."

"Release P!" Jiubaijiu was indignant. "Then who got out of the car to pick flowers and climbed onto the roof to pee naked on the road just now?!"

"Who is so shameless?" Ji Xiang was surprised.

Jiubajiu raised his foot.

"I want to open the door!" Jixiang threatened him.

Little pig is fine, and from Jiubaijiu's demeanor, it can be inferred that Jiubaijiu definitely doesn't want people to see his bare butt.

"Brother Jixiang! I'll buy you candy!"

"How much to buy?" Ji Xiang asked with his little hands behind his back.

"Buy as much as you want!"

...The more and more villagers gathered, they didn't dare to come forward to chat with Ao Bai. When they thought they were discussing in a low voice, a fleshy little hand stretched out from the carriage again.

The little meaty hand nodded Ao Bai's back.

Ao Bai jumped off the shaft of the car, went around to the back of the car to get the hanging underpants.

Whether it's Ao Xiaobai getting out of the car, walking, or reaching for things, every movement can cause a low exclamation - so such a beautiful little person is real!It will move!

Ji Xiang graciously got out of the car door, sat naked on the shaft of the car and waited for Ao Bai, with his little feet like lotus root joints up and down, which made the corners of his mouth unconsciously rise.

The crowd, who had been far away from the discussion, relaxed: another child emerged from the carriage. Although it was not as beautiful as the one just now, it was white, tender and soft, with a happy expression on its face. Just thinking of the fat dolls in the New Year pictures, no one can't help being happy from the bottom of their hearts when they look at the round buttocks.

An aunt who had seen the world stood closer and asked Ji Xiang: "Little... son, where did you come from?"

They don't know how to address rich and powerful families. "Grand Master" is still heard in the operas sung by the old people-for them, "Grand Master" is the highest level of politeness and respect that can be imagined.

Ji Xiang smiled: "Let's come out to play."

The auspicious smile with a round face and round body made her look even more painful, and several women couldn't help leaning over.

Ao Bai came back and handed him the clothes, and Ji Xiang began to twist and turn to put on the clothes.

The little pig took off his clothes quickly, but he was not very good at putting on clothes. After tossing for a long time, he tied himself up in the clothes.

Ao Bai hurriedly helped him out, the little prince of Xihai was not good at this kind of thing, and after making a mess, he looked anxiously at the onlookers.

"Oh...it's not like this!" The aunt boldly went to help Jixiang: "Why stuff your head in your sleeve..."

As soon as someone came forward, the invisible barrier before was eliminated, and several women also stepped forward to help.

Regardless of the style and material of Longgong's clothes, the village women have never seen them before, but women are naturally talented in this area-the old sisters discussed and discussed while unpacking, and they quickly tidied up auspiciously.

Then Jixiang picked up Jiubaijiu's clothes and stuffed them into the carriage.

Jiubaijiu had been waiting anxiously for a long time, and hurriedly put it on his body, and the carriage was buzzing for a while, so it was very lively.

"Who else is in this car?" The aunts couldn't get enough of Jixiang and Ao Bai. How could there be such a beautiful and cute doll in the world, with the small face and white hands, and the delicate clothes. It looks like a rich and powerful young master, compared with them... No, those mud monkeys at home can't be compared at all...

"Brother." Ao Bai answered first.Ao Bai has always been able to kill both young and old. Although he is in a bad mood, he is still very lethal when he really puts on a smiling face.

"That dress..."

"Brother is wetting the bed." Jixiang smiled until his eyes narrowed into a crooked little moon, and his voice was loud and airy: "If the pants are wet, you have to dry them before wearing them, otherwise you will catch a cold."

It's too late to get dressed and come out to refute the nine hundred and nine cups of rumors.

……

There is no exquisite food in the small mountain village, but touching two eggs and frying some home-grown vegetables is also very fragrant.The aunt who was the first to come forward just now knew that they had just come from the other side of the mountain, so she was very enthusiastic to take them home to rest.

Because Ao Bai and Jixiang are so rare, when the aunt scrambled the eggs, she generously smeared the oil twice. After serving the eggs, she checked that the food was not enough, and then stepped on the ladder to the attic to uncook the bacon that was marinated during the Chinese New Year.

There is a grandma in the aunt's family, who is almost eighty and can still see clearly. She likes Jixiang very much, and talks about Jixiang as the little golden boy next to the heavenly Bodhisattva.

Jiubaijiu was humiliated in front of most of the villagers just now, and he couldn't immediately get angry with Jixiang, so he could only hide his head in his clothes.

The aunt has two sons, they both went to the field with their father and haven't come back yet, Jiubaijiu sits at the table and waits while pressing Jixiang.

"Eat first." The aunt urged. "They are all pork bellies. I will cook two more dishes for them later."

Ao Baijixiang didn't understand, but Jiubaijiu knew very well that this small farmyard was hardly dilapidated, but it was poor enough - the two meat dishes on the table must be rarely brought out.Sometimes, Jiubaijiu didn't have the so-called aristocratic demeanor on him, and he couldn't bear to sit here alone and eat the dishes that were not always served once in half a year.

But Jixiang didn't wait for long, the man in charge came back with sweat and two sons.

The man was a little reticent, but he was not stingy, and silently pushed the eggs and bacon to Jixiang and Ao Bai when they were on the table.

Their sons are all sixteen or seventeen years old, and one of them keeps asking Jiubaijiu about the world outside the mountain with food in his mouth.

The aunt originally gave food to Jixiang Aobai with a smile, but as the youngest son talked more and more, his face became more and more unsightly.

"Li Shuanglin!" The aunt finally patted the table: "It's not safe to eat a meal! How hard are your wings?"

Both Ji Xiang and Ao Bai were taken aback.

Neither Zhizhi nor other maidservants in the palace patted the table while eating.

Li Shuanglin paused, as if wanting to refute, then lowered his head to eat.

Jiubaijiu quickly smoothed things over: "Young people always want to break through..."

Li Shuanglin kept asking him how exciting it was outside the mountains, and he didn't need to guess to know that this young man didn't want to stay in the mountains for the rest of his life.

"My lord, you don't know!" The aunt said angrily, "He has been restless since he was a child! If only he wanted to learn some serious crafts! Why..."

"I just want to be a soldier!" Li Shuanglin used to put down his bowl: "The general arrived in half the city at the beginning of the month! He may come once in this life! How can a man protect his family and defend his country?!"

Jiu Baijiu and Ao Bai Jixiang were completely quiet.

How can a family conflict arise while eating a meal?

But—half the city, general—?Jiubaijiu fought a cold war for no reason, feeling that he must be overthinking.

"That... There's nothing wrong with being a soldier." Jiubaijiu said cautiously. "Now the national treasury is full, and the military pay is also..."

"No!" The aunt said in a sharp voice: "This kid will never come back after going out! Who knows where he will be sent to when he becomes a soldier?! Your grandma is still pointing at you to take care of you!"

"His father!" The aunt turned her head suddenly, her eyes sparkling: "Second boy has been arguing for so long, you beat him up!"