True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

There is a stagnation in the chest, and it goes up, it goes up...

Gu Baobao felt that his throat was so hot that it was smoking, as if he was about to breathe fire when he opened his mouth.

"You, you let go, don't touch my ass." The baby yelled in a low voice, while sticking his little paws into the water, scratching at Zhao Mu's forehead. Twist comfortably.

Zhao Mu judged from the breath that the assassin was nearby, so he didn't have time to push back and forth with this fake court lady, so he just pinched his ass hard, the pain immediately made the baby burst into tears.

Woohoo, you little bastard~thief, eat tofu for free and beat people, let's see how I deal with you in a while!

Before the baby's pain was over, the door on the other side was kicked open with a bang, and a man with a gloomy complexion and abrupt features walked in with no one in his eyes.

"You, you are the guard of the Forbidden Palace? How can you enter the Jinghua Palace casually, I am still taking a bath, you get out!"

The baby stared fiercely and said sharply, suddenly remembered that he was pretending to be a woman now, and someone broke into the bath, so he couldn't be so calm, so he pretended to cover the towel floating on the water to his chest, and rushed Looking at the cold-blooded guard, it seemed that the girl was about to be robbed of her virginity.

"Miss, I'm sorry. I found an assassin during the night patrol just now, but I didn't catch him in time. I watched him hide in the Jinghua Palace. It's very dangerous here now. I don't know if the girl has seen any strange people or unusual things. movement?"

The guard's voice was hard enough, his eyes were cold enough, and there was no deliberate anger, but he seemed to be born with a sense of violence. When he looked at it, he trembled, and when he got closer, his legs trembled unconsciously.

Looking at the gleaming sharp sword in his hand, there seems to be a lingering dark red hidden in the bright white light, which is the color of blood.

And this person is like Shura from hell!

"Yes! I saw a..."

The baby stretched out the tone with a strange look, deliberately raised his foot and kicked the little prostitute who was still holding his ass~ass, laughing inwardly.

When Zhao Mu heard the baby's reply in the bathtub, he was shocked. He not only deliberately squeezed the baby's waist, but also quietly pulled out the sharp dagger hidden inside the boot in slow motion.

Hmph, eat my tofu, see if I don't scare you to death!

Gu Baobao noticed that the little thief was trembling nervously, and felt a burst of pride in his heart. He didn't feel that he was like a sandwich biscuit at the moment. Whether it was the kid in the barrel or the guard in front of him, he could take his at any time if he didn't pay attention. Life.

"Oh, what kind of person did the girl meet and where did she go?" Hearing the words, the guard raised a smile that could make Lord Hades detour away, and asked in a strange tone, his eyes gleaming with anger Constant glances throughout the perfume line.

"My lady met a lot of strange people today, and the weirdest one is far away in the sky and right in front of her eyes, isn't it you, brother guard?" Baby smiled, pouted and said, "How can there be such a thing in this world?" The truth is, I am a little girl who is taking a bath, and you barge in like this as a big man! My eyes are so big, and outsiders can't see if I enter the house. Can you call for help? What is your intention? ?”

Hearing that the baby was eloquent and didn't expose him, Zhao Mu relaxed a lot. He spit out two mouthfuls of air bubbles in the water, calmed down his breath again, and found that he didn't seem to be able to last much longer, so he patted the baby's waist. Signal him to send people away quickly.

The guard with the epee in his hand was not angry after hearing the little girl's words, but turned towards the baby, and swept back and forth several times at the bathtub and Gu Baobao, who was half of his body floating on the water, with a look of uncertainty flickering in his eyes. Light.