True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

"Are you alone in this room?"

"Hey, I'm taking a bath. If I'm not alone, can I find someone to take a mandarin duck bath with me!?"

"Oh, yes. I don't think the little assassin is in this room either. Be careful when you go back to the room by yourself." The guard smiled coldly, nodded slightly at Gu Baobao, turned around and walked out the door .

The door was closed with a snap, and a few seconds later, the baby noticed the water behind him was gurgling, and the big bubbles were bubbling up. come up.

"Hmm—cough cough cough, whoop..." Zhao Mu stayed in the water, he was really about to suffocate, and he coughed violently as soon as he surfaced, his hair was messed up, and his originally pale cheeks were now flushed. , where there is the image of Mr. Pianpianjia at first sight.

"You little naughty~thief, peeping at me in the shower, and openly touching my little fart~ fart, see if I don't strangle you to death!" Baobao said bitterly, not caring that the little thief was in a mess and hooked his legs On his waist, two small claws pinched his neck desperately.

This revenge is not retribution for a non-gentleman!

If I, Gu Baobao, were a woman, you would be so handsome, you would be secretly happy to be eaten tofu, but Baobao is a real man, a man!

Even though he was indoctrinated with a lot of strange ideas by a group of gay women when he was studying, Bao Bao always believed that he was a straight man, a straight man!

A man's ass can't be touched, and a man can be killed and can't be humiliated. This little lewd thief has touched Bao Bao's taboo today. If he can swallow his anger, he is not Gu Bao Bao.

"Uh, cough, cough, stop choking, you're dead~~" Zhao Mu tilted his head back, trying to avoid Gu Baobao's nine-yin white bone claws, but the baby was like an octopus, pulling the whole body on him , the thumb pinching his neck deliberately pressed down on the larynx.

"You really want to strangle me! You and I are both men, so what does it matter if we look at each other?"

"Aww, you really saw it! Bastard, bastard!"

Dead, dead, this time not only being suspected, but also being seen directly.

There was a whine in the baby's heart, and the small deciduous teeth grinded a few times, and suddenly bit Zhao Mu's thin and transparent earlobe.

"oops--"

"Didn't the girl tell you that you are the only one in the perfume shop? Then the young man you pinched must be a ghost, let me clean him up for you!"

The guard in black went back and forth, the ghostly and wandering voice came from no one knew which wall, the front door suddenly burst open, and a sword stabbed straight at Gu Baobao's back.

The assassin wanted to directly pierce the baby's body with his sword, so that he could kill two birds with one stone and kill the Prince Dongcheng who was in front of the baby.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Mu didn't have time to think about it. He swung the unreasonable baby away with a knife in his hand, pulled out the dagger that had been put aside, and blocked the assassin's sword in time.

The baby saw the assassin's face. The assassin probably decided not to leave the little child alive. Now Zhao Mu not only has to save himself, but also has to protect Gu who hit his head on the edge of the barrel and his brain has become a mess. Baby, the situation is getting serious.

"Who are you? If you are a killer who takes money to kill people, how much the employer will give you, the crown prince will pay double!"

"What I want, you can afford it, is your life!" The assassin's eyes flashed brightly, he smiled bloodthirstyly, drew his sword and came towards Zhao Mu again.

Seeing that the assassin was about to fly forward again, Zhao Mu fiercely gritted his teeth and swept out the water full of rose petals with all his internal strength, forcing the assassin to slow down and protect his eyes with one hand.

Just now!

Zhao Mu stepped forward from the wooden barrel, stabbed fiercely at the man's chest with his lower body, the dagger about four or five inches long snorted, and buried it straight into the man's chest, the thick and coquettish blood instantly It came out like a spring.

"Killed, killed?" The baby, who had been knocked dizzy, came back to his senses, and saw the guard who was alive not long ago stabbed through the chest with a knife, bleeding profusely, and he was so frightened that he could hardly speak .

"It's no big deal, be quiet, don't look at it if you're afraid!" Zhao Mu's voice was much calmer and harsher than before, and he directly turned Gu Baobao's light~young body so that his back was facing the corpse, lest he scream in fear .

"Very, very serious! I, I was dizzy and said..." The baby shook his head and lay on the edge of the bathtub, rolling his eyes from time to time, before he could finish speaking, his hands loosened, and his body sank limply into the bathtub. underwater.