True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

"Oh, what a lot of trouble!" Zhao Mu frowned handsomely, and hurriedly lay down on the edge of the bathtub and stretched out his hands to fish, but because he was too small, and his height and hands were not long enough, he couldn't fish Gu Baobao, so he could only sigh, and again Plopped into the bucket.

What a bad day today!

This is what the baby thought when he fainted. Before, he almost fell from the tree and fell to his death, but now he is about to drown in the bathtub because of bloodsickness. Woohoo, he is still naked!

There was a burning pain in the trachea, and the lung lobes swelled and hurt badly. Just when Gu Baobao thought he was going to die in such a shameful way, an arm suddenly stopped the baby by the waist like a weed. You can even feel its delicate beauty, but miraculously, it makes you feel full of security.

"Wake up, wake up!" Zhao Mu patted the baby's messy and water-stained cheeks, Gu Baobao's butterfly eyelashes dripping with water droplets trembled slightly, his slightly curled lips beeped, and he woke up leisurely with a whimper. .

When Gu Baobao opened his eyes, he saw the little thief looking down at him, with a few tufts of long hair sticking wetly to his cheeks, his thin lips were moving, and he didn't know what he was yelling about.

"Naughty, naughty~thief..." Baby Youyou muttered feebly, raised his limp little palm, and slapped it lightly on Zhao Mu's face, then slid down weakly, from cheek to lips, Finally, it falls down the chest.

Being called a prostitute~ Thief Zhao Mu can understand, how to say that he has seen all the people taking a bath, but the problem is that the kid who is calling the prostitution thief is a man, how can the two men get related with the word "prostitution".

Zhao Mu didn't know Long Yang well, he just thought the baby's reaction was too funny, probably the little boy thought of himself as a woman, so why not just tease him.

"This king is indeed a lewd~thief, little beauty, you are not only completely naked, but you are also completely naked~ lying under my king!" Smiling, she stretched out her hand to caress the baby's white and tender chest, and scratched with her fingertips over the bright red and small buds like cherries.

Zhao Mu has never molested anyone before, and he did it completely out of instinct. He probably thought that this would make this mischievous brat very shy, but unexpectedly, Gu Baobao was shaken by his torture, and goose bumps suddenly appeared. full body.

Now Gu Baobao has to cheat his body even if he is dead, the phrase "obscene~thief" is just a casual statement, but who knows that he actually met someone who is still a long-yang addict and a pedophile!

"I'm a boy, I'm only five years old..." Gu Baobao blinked pitifully, squeezed out two drops of crocodile tears from the corners of his eyes, and subconsciously covered his legs with his two little hands, as if It seemed that Zhao Mu would do something wrong immediately.

Funny, I, Gu Baobao, lived for 23 years. I was reincarnated in such a ghostly place, and I was molested by a kid who looked no more than eleven or twelve years old. In order to keep my virginity, I had to pretend to be pitiful. What a god Eyeless!

"Haha, you're so interesting!" Zhao Mu succeeded in teasing him, and he was so happy that he smiled brightly, and everything in the world suddenly lost color compared to such a smile that turned all beings upside down.

Tsk tsk, beauty, beauty!Why is it a man?If it's a woman, I, Gu Baobao, will definitely marry him.

The baby looked at Zhao Mu smiling, lost his mind for a moment, and then started laughing foolishly, the two dimples were shallowly sunken, and the crescent-like eyes were full of smiles.

When kissing Gu Baobao's shiny and bright red lips, Zhao Mu's three souls and seven souls were completely free, but he lowered his head by accident, and stuck it together as if by magic, until the lips felt an unusual feeling. Only then did Zhao Mu come to his senses.

I kissed a man, I kissed a man, I kissed a little man who was still a pup!

I was kissed by a man, by a man, by a kid who actually lived ten years less than me!

My first kiss! ! !

There was a flash of light in Zhao Mu's eyes, he covered his mouth, got up abruptly and rolled aside, Gu Baobao rolled his eyes and almost passed out again.

"Yes, I'm sorry, I—"

Both Zhao Mu and Bao Bao looked like they had eaten more than a dozen catties of Chaotian peppers, and they also looked like unlucky people who had just been bombarded by heavenly thunder.

Quickly peeled off the clothes on the screen and wrapped the baby's naked body, Zhao Mu regained his composure, and decided that it was more important to do business first.

The baby curled up to the side, like a bullied daughter-in-law, looked at Zhao Mu with tears in his eyes, and when he saw him walking towards the dead body with a knife in his hand, he turned his head spontaneously.

Zhao Mu turned around and glanced at Gu Baobao, seeing that he was not staring at him, he breathed a sigh of relief, took out a golden vase from his underwear, first searched the assassin's body, found nothing useful, then It conveniently opened several wounds on the corpse, sprinkled the medicine powder in the bottle evenly on the wounds, and when I looked up, the huge monster that was originally lying in the perfume shop turned into a puff of strange-smelling blue smoke, and the wind Blow it and it dissipates, leaving no trace.

The baby only closed his eyes for a while, and soon smelled some strange smells, and opened his eyes again, only the little prostitute who stole his first kiss was left facing him in the huge perfume shop.

"Then, where did that person go?" Gu Baobao looked around with wide eyes in surprise. There was no one there, not even a ghost. You must mistakenly think that the weird guards are just your own hallucinations.

"What are you talking about? That person! Which person? It's just me and you from beginning to end, isn't it?"

No!

The baby's reaction to him opening his eyes and talking nonsense was quite strong, and he frowned unhappily, his eyeballs rolled half a circle in their sockets, and he neither nodded nor shook his head.

Zhao Mu looked at the baby with deep meaning, and ambiguously glanced at his half-exposed shoulders, lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then suddenly his expression changed, and he left sadly.

"Hey, don't tell me that I'm a man! Or, or I'll stab you about killing someone tonight."

Gu Baobao crawled up from the ground crookedly, and yelled at Zhao Mu's slender and handsome back, which was slightly embarrassed because of being soaked all over his body. Zhao Mu turned around and gave him a charming smile. , just made a gesture, nodded his lips, and suddenly jumped into the forest, disappearing without a trace.

The sound of the baby grinding his teeth in anger resounded throughout the Jinghua Palace.

Dead prostitution~thieves, stinky prostitution~thieves, although the baby didn't hear clearly, he could clearly understand those three words from the shape of his mouth. What he said was-little kid!

Hmph, the villain, the rotten egg, blows a kiss even if everyone is going to fuck off!

Angrily, Gu Baobao raised his hand and wiped his mouth fiercely, his mouth was almost scratched, but as long as he pursed his lips, his mouth was still full of that little lewd~thief smell.

"Ruohong, what are you doing, it's so noisy!"

Liu Jin suddenly appeared at the entrance of the perfume store without anyone noticing, rubbed his eyes in a daze, and after seeing the situation inside, his eyeballs protruded instantly, his mouth opened wide, and he looked like he was having a stroke.

"It's nothing, just take a bath, Sister Jinzi, go back to sleep!" The baby realized that he was only wearing a single piece of clothing, although his heart was about to jump out of his throat, in order not to make Liu Jin suspicious, he just pretended to be calm Gathering up the clothes that couldn't cover much of her body, she stepped forward and closed the door steadily.

"Ruoyun, I know your secret!" Liu Jin stood outside the door and did not leave, but knocked lightly on the door, his tone sounded very smug.

Hearing this, Gu Baobao turned around and opened the door again, staring nervously at Liu Jin with his hands on his hips and his face full of complacency, and let her walk in unscrupulously.

"Ruoyong knows that she won't be able to hide from Sister Jinzi for a long time. Since you have already guessed everything, then Ruoyong has nothing to say."

"It's not a big deal. Although it's a little miraculous, it's not a big deal. I will definitely keep a secret for you. From now on, you will be my master!" Liu Jin looked at the baby with admiration. , the heart is so serious that the baby can see the pink bubbles popping out of Liu Jin's eyes, Gu Baobao almost thinks that he will be hugged by that girl Liu Jin in the next moment.

"Sister Jinzi can't do that! Even if Ruoyun is a man, even if you have adoration for the opposite sex, just treat me as your younger brother from now on, and be your master, Ruoyun dare not."

"what?"

"Ah?" Liu Jin and Gu Baobao stared wide-eyed, obviously speaking on a different level, it seemed that there was some misunderstanding!