True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

As soon as Liu Jin stretched out his hand to drag the baby over, he stared at the baby like a searchlight, and slapped the table with his palm, making a loud bang.

The baby's petite heart also thumped in response to the noise, and replied in a low voice: "I'm just friends with the little prince, that girl is not kind, she pretends to be a little eunuch to deceive me, and says that she is called Xiao Lizi, so I will be with the little prince." He became a friend, who knew he would be the prince!"

"Fart!" Liu Jin was still furious, swearing as before, and the woman was still using her hands and mouths, poking the tip of the baby's nose with her slender fingertips and said sharply: "Which prince would be so boring, wearing eunuch clothes to deceive you like this The idiot little palace maid?"

"The first time I saw him, he was indeed not wearing eunuch clothes, but he wasn't wearing prince clothes either! I never knew that I would be so lucky that I would meet a little dragon cub when I went out."

Gu Baobao, who was squinting at Liu Jin, rolled his eyes, with a look of 'I knew it would be like this'.

"By the way, how did I come back? I remember that I was eating with the Prince's brother and Mu's brother at the Prince's Palace..."

Before the baby finished speaking, he saw Liu Jin narrowing his eyes more and more dangerously, and a cloud of will-o'-the-wisps gathered on the head of the angry woman, which was a sign of her going crazy.

Sure enough, a terrible thing happened a few seconds later——

Xiao Liujin suddenly stretched out her claws and pinched Gu Baobao's slender neck, and said while shaking, "You bastard, you ran to eat with someone by yourself, and came back smelling of alcohol, let me blow it outside alone. Cold wind, hungry stomach, my old lady, I really want to strangle you like this! Dead Li Ruohong, you wait, be careful and I will make a puppet and stab you in another day!"

"Uh, cough cough! Why don't you come back to eat by yourself when you're hungry, won't you really be waiting outside for me to coax you back?"

The baby was so pinched that he couldn't put it on anymore, he could only cough dryly, and managed to utter a word.

"Coax me!" Liu Jin yelled violently, "I'm so strong, I need you to coax me? If Eunuch Cao hadn't come to announce us, I'd have looked for you everywhere when I was full!?"

"Eunuch Cao? Why did he declare us? Could it be the emperor?"

"Bullshit, of course it's the emperor, how do you want to hide such a big thing today? It must have reached the emperor's ears early in the morning. If something happens tonight, I won't save you either!"

"Oh, I didn't expect you to be able to save me! Actually, it's none of my business, that An Lunan doesn't know what he likes about me, does he like me to quarrel with him? This guy is sick, he—"

The baby murmured miserably to himself, sighed heavily, raised his head and asked the sky speechlessly, and suddenly opened his eyes wide.Heart skipped a beat.

That foolish guy on the beam smiling at him with teeth all over his face is who is it? Why is this guy here in broad daylight? Liu Jin should see him in a while!

"what happened to you?"

Seeing the baby's strange expression, Liu Jin looked up curiously too.

The baby was in a bad mood, so he quickly stood on tiptoe and pulled Liu Jin's neck to pull him down, and kissed him hard on the face.

Liu Jin covered his face in astonishment and was speechless. He stared blankly at Gu Baobao for a long while, and then he came back to his senses after a long time, and stammered, "You, what are you doing?" His cheeks began to turn red. .

"Cough, don't think about it, it's just to show friendliness, ha ha."

Bao Bao said solemnly, smiled dryly, curled his lips twice, took out a large ingot from his pocket, weighed it, and put it in front of Liu Jin.

"This is what the little prince rewarded me. If you didn't pay attention today and hurt sister Jinzi's heart, I will give you a big gold ingot as an apology. Sister Jinzi has always been magnanimous. Your prime minister can hold a boat in your belly. Forgive Ruohong, okay?"

Well, what a big ingot of gold!

Looking at the big shiny gold, Liu Jin swallowed with difficulty, narrowed his eyes slightly as if he was about to fly over, but when he squinted at the baby's fawning smile, his face immediately restrained a lot.

"You want to fool me with a gold ingot? Do you think I have never seen the world? Let me tell you, Liu Jin, I don't care for this thing, but because of your sincerity, I reluctantly accepted it."

Xiao Liujin raised her chin, and stretched out her hand with disdain, and the baby immediately placed the ingot of gold carefully in her hand, just like Yang Bailao paid land rent to honor Huang Shiren.

Gu Baobao took the opportunity to respect Jin Yuanbao, secretly moved his hand behind his back, and gestured to Xiao Tian on the beam to run quickly, and that guy took advantage of Liu Jin's body and mind being seduced by Jin Jin , Flying away.

To be honest, Liu Jin has been working for other slaves since she was six years old, and now it has been five years, and all her savings are not worth a small corner of this gold ingot, just look at her eyes shining brightly and drooling , Said that she loved it so much that this ingot of gold was light.

Like a modern woman who sees a large diamond with a size of NNNNN carats, there is only one kind of indifference

——That girl is blind!

Even a really blind person would have to tremble a few times when he sensed the charm of the big diamond.Therefore, the saying that men are lustful and women love money, regardless of national boundaries or eras, is simply a wise saying in human history.

The baby scooped up four ingots of gold from the young prince, gave Liu Jin one ingot, and left three ingots for himself.

Think about not giving her too much at one time. An awkward woman always needs to be coaxed. If you donate all of it to make her happy this time, what can you do next time? It's better to save some for later.

So the violent Liu Jin let a piece of gold take care of it, but what about the eccentric emperor, he was going to see him at night, why was his heart beating so fast?I am really afraid of him!

The more you expect something to happen, the more you will feel the hardship of waiting; the more you want to avoid something, but you find that it always comes very fast.

During the day, the sky, which was still extremely blue, seemed to have fallen into an inkwell, and it was dyed completely black in the blink of an eye.

During the period from dawn to dusk, Liu Jin just ate something casually to pad his stomach, while the baby drank tea all afternoon, in order to suppress the smell of alcohol in his mouth,

When the little eunuch under Eunuch Cao came to summon people, Gu Baobao and Liu Jin had already packed up.

"Liu Jin, Li Ruohong?"

Cao Desheng was the first to wait for the two of them outside the Wan'an Palace this time. The old eunuch smiled even more weirdly when he saw them this time.憷.

"Eunuch Cao has worked hard. The wind is so strong tonight and I have to trouble you to wait for us outside."

Liu Jin could speak, so he opened his mouth to express his kind condolences to Cao Desheng.

Unexpectedly, the hot face was put on the cold ass, the dead eunuch didn't appreciate it at all, he snorted coldly and said: "The emperor has been an old slave since he was a child and grew up watching him. For many years, the old slave has been outside the door of the emperor's room every night." Watch it, the emperor will sleep comfortably at night and be in a good mood in the morning. The old servant is only waiting here to do something on order, what is the idea of ​​wind?"

╭(╯o╰)╮I'm waiting here for the emperor's sake, not for the two of you, don't put gold on your face!

That's what the old eunuch meant.

Gu Baobao raised his eyelids and Liu Jin glanced at each other, stuck out their tongues at each other, and continued to hang their heads like dumb.

It is said that as the emperor, he has dealt with state affairs for a day during the day, and he is extremely hard-working, so what will he be doing at night?

Maybe it's reviewing the remaining memorials in the bright study; maybe it's calling musicians and dancers to have fun; Come and chant poems with wine, read a sentence, "raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadows will form three people", sigh lightly, and drink all the wine in the glass! ?

Gu Baobao made endless guesses about the emperor's night life, but he never thought that what he went to this time was not the study, the front hall, or the garden, but the perfume store.

The bathhouse of the king of a country is really extraordinary. The layout and ostentation are so grand, it is obviously much more elegant and luxurious than the small broken bathroom with a broken bathtub and a broken screen in a broken room in the Jinghua Palace.

A hollow white jade screen stands at the entrance. Behind the screen is a huge pool that is still steaming. The other three sides are covered by curtains strung with rhinestones. The sound of rushing water can be heard inside, but the sound cannot be heard. people.

Occasionally, a looming figure can be glimpsed through the hollow of the screen. It feels like being scratched by a naughty kitten, and the heart is numb, but it is tied up and the hands cannot be stretched out to scratch. It is extremely itchy intolerable.

The baby waited outside, shrugged uncomfortably, and scratched his ears and buttocks with his paws from time to time. In short, there were countless small movements. Liu Jin gently rubbed him with his toes, and the little poor child calmed down a little.

It had been a while since Cao Desheng went in, and some faint human voices could be heard outside, but because the sound of water was mixed in, the content of the voice was blocked a lot, and it was not very clear.

"Liu Jin, the emperor let you in."

The emperor passed on Liu Jin first, the baby stared in surprise, and said without thinking, "Then what about me?"