True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

Cao Desheng rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "The emperor can see whoever he wants, if you have nothing to do with me, just wait outside, what's the point?"

"I don't see you, why did you call me here? I'm full."

The baby muttered in a low voice, but he didn't want Cao Desheng's sharp-eared old fox to hear it.

The old fox's drooping eyelids suddenly tightened, and he gave the baby a look. The baby quickly turned his face to the other side, pretending that he didn't see anything or say anything.

Liu Jin met the emperor for a long time this time, so long that the baby was outside and couldn't care about Cao Desheng's endless white eyes, and just sat down on the ground, whatever was comfortable.

Men are always impulsive when they take a bath, and men are even more impulsive when they have a beautiful woman standing in front of them. A man named Tianzi has a little beauty named Liujin when he takes a bath, which can also be counted as It is even more impulsive when the maid who belongs to his woman is standing beside him.

Could it be that these two are talking in the name of talking, and they started the mandarin duck bath directly while they were talking, and then they did some things that are not suitable for children?

This is not so good!Liu Jin is only 11 years old, isn't he still a little younger?

The baby sat on the ground, opened his eyes in a daze, and yawned a lot. Thinking about Liu Jin going to be his stepmother in the future, this feeling is so fucking weird!

"Li Ruohong... Li Ruohong..."

I don't know how long it took before Cao Desheng walked up to Baby Gu, and kicked the baby's leg in disgust. After the baby woke up, the first thing he saw was the face of the old eunuch with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and then Liu Jin was slightly ashamed. complexion.

What's happening here?Why Liu Jin's face is black, as usual, it should be so red that it's beautiful!

"The emperor asked you to go, what a fool!"

The old eunuch picked Gu Baobao up from the ground, he was kind enough to straighten the clothes for the baby, and he was about to push him inside.

Seeing Liu Jin turning around to leave, the baby quickly stopped and asked in a low voice, "Liu Jin, where are you going, won't you wait for me?"

"What are you waiting for? Wan'an Palace is a place where you can stay if you want. If she has nothing to do here, let her go back first. You can leave later. Why are you in a hurry?"

Cao Desheng snatched the words impatiently, Bao Bao couldn't ask any more questions, and Liu Jin didn't answer any more, just lowered his eyes, and asked an eunuch to lead him out of Wan'an Palace.

When the baby entered, the emperor was still soaking in the pool, his two white arms were hanging on the edge of the pool, his head was leaning back against the edge of the pool, his eyes were slightly closed, looking extremely lazy and comfortable.

How long has this person been in the pool?

He has been in the perfume shop since he just arrived at Wan'an Palace. If you count from then on, you still can't get rid of the skin after soaking in it? !

As if to verify whether the emperor was skinny or not, the baby's eyes widened abnormally, staring at the exposed skin of the emperor's father like a hungry wolf.

Well, it's delicate and smooth, it doesn't look like it's wrinkled by soaking!

"What are you looking at?"

Li Shun closed his eyes, and his lips moved slightly. If it wasn't for this perfume shop, there were only him and Gu Baobao, and Baobao would probably think that this sentence was said by someone else.

Could it be that this girl has an extra eye on her forehead, which looks like Erlang's god, or if she closes her eyes, she knows that she is staring at him?

The baby took a step forward suspiciously, squatted down quietly by the pool, made a face at Li Shun, and then immediately returned to normal. Seeing that Li Shun still had his eyes closed and didn't respond, he curled his mouth proudly.

Let me just say, what can you see with your eyes closed, I stuck out my tongue at you, you are still ignorant! O(∩_∩)O

"You are so presumptuous in front of me, aren't you afraid that I will ask someone to drag you out and spank your ass?"

Li Shun curled the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, slowly opened his eyes, and with a slight push of his arm, he left the side of the pool and walked a few steps towards the other side where the baby was squatting.

It can be seen that the pool is designed with a slope at the bottom. After Li Shun walked over, he could clearly see that the water level had dropped. The pool water that was originally immersed in the collarbone had now dropped to the chest. ~Mom is fucking sexy.

The baby was taken aback by the sudden change of breath around Li Shun, and almost fell into the pool with his feet unsteady. Fortunately, he supported the ground with his palms in time, holding all four paws on the ground, so he didn't jump down and meet the one. The evildoers take a mandarin mandarin bath together.

"How does the emperor know that the servants are presumptuous?"

The baby felt that it was not elegant to lie on all fours, and also felt that it was very awkward to look down at the half-naked man. After thinking about it, he straightened his skirt, crossed his legs, and sat down on the edge of the pool.

"Your behavior at this moment is enough to make Cao Desheng catch the top ten boards."

As Li Shun said, he took off the hairpin that curled up his black hair, and walked a little further with his hair loose. His soft and shiny hair fell into the water like a veil, gradually sank, and swirled slowly. Like the ink that has just entered the clear water, it rolls out all kinds of postures enchantingly.

The wet hair was clinging to Li Shun's waist as Li Shun kept walking forward. The baby stared dumbfounded at the lower and lower water level, and swallowed quietly.

"Don't go any further! If the emperor tells the servants to see it all, it will be a big loss. Although the servants don't mind it, it's not good to spread the word. Does the emperor mean that he is disrespectful and spoiling children?"

Li Shun also stopped at the moment Gu Baobao told him to stop, and the water officially froze at a position three inches below his waist and above.

Such an embarrassing water level did not affect the unique pride and arrogance of the people in the water. He did not move forward, nor did he have the tendency to retreat a little in order to slightly cover him.

Huh, fortunately, the eye of a needle is almost about to grow!

The baby glanced at the emperor's father's exquisite hip bones, and his eyes swept across his smooth and flat abdomen...

Anyway, I saw it all, and moved up a little bit along the way, glanced at Li Shun's half-displayed strong chest muscles, and gave a ninety percent score in my heart...

further up...

Uh, the naked emperor is looking at the baby with playful eyes, and doesn't mind at all that she thinks she is 'secretly' observing her body.

Gu Baobao, on the other hand, just exchanged glances with him, his expression was as if he had swallowed a date pit in his throat and couldn't swallow it down, and his face turned red immediately.

"Baby, do you know what I'm calling you to do today?"

Li Shun took Gu Baobao's reaction into his eyes, stroked his hair indifferently, and sat down by the pool with his naked back facing the baby. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a beautiful body painting.

Sitting on the spot, the baby could only see the emperor's black hair and exposed shoulders, but couldn't observe his expression at all.

Thinking about it, the emperor has always been difficult to think about. Instead of giving a wrong answer after thinking for a long time, it is better to say what comes to mind.

"The maidservant was honored by the emperor to be a low-class court lady, and now she is summoned to report the prince's studies. However, the prince seems to have been ill yesterday, and he is not active in class today. The Taifu didn't teach anything. I don't know what to report to the emperor."

As the baby spoke, he stared at Li Shun's back fiercely. It is no exaggeration to describe his eyes as unscrupulous.

What the hell!The baby curled his lips. He didn't think there was anything to look at in a man before, but now he looks at his father with an expression like a Japanese perverted uncle?Do evil!

"It is up to Liu Jin to accompany and supervise the prince's study. I let you do Shangdu just to make you know a few more words. Although a woman does not need to be rich and famous to gain fame, the most basic memorization is still necessary. Yes, otherwise in the future I will have a copy of "The Book of Daughters" in my hand, but I don't know what it says, how will I be able to understand what it means to be a wife in the future."

Li Shun tilted his head slightly, pulled his hair aside, sighed softly, and murmured, "Squeeze for me."

Well!It turned out that he called me to stand outside for a long time, so that I could give him a free massage? ? !The reason why I was asked to move from Jinghua Palace to Huayang Palace to follow Xiao Lizi was to teach me to learn a few more words so that I could be a good wife to others in the future after I understood the "Daughter Sutra"? ? !

The baby turned his mouth to one side, jiggled and cooed, and still leaned forward a little, and put his little hand on the emperor's father's shoulder reluctantly (!?).

As soon as it came into contact with the bare skin, the baby seemed to have been electrified, and his whole body was alert, and the slightly trembling touch was clearly transmitted to Li Shun's body. That annoyance was in his heart!what a shame……

"Don't be afraid. If you pinch it, you will cut off a few fingers at most. The head on your neck is usually useless."

So he thought I was afraid? !

It's better, it's better than that - bah bah bah, I'm just scared!

Damn, anyway, I can't admit that it was the adult soul in this young body that had a slight 'physiological reaction' to this man. o(=dish=)o

Your grandpa's, if you pinch it and cut off your finger, it's as simple as a wife punishing your husband to kneel on the washboard. You are definitely not a kind person!

Gu Baobao was too lazy to entangle with him whether to chop off his hand or his head, so he touched Li Shun's shoulder with his small palm, found a suitable position, and squeezed with all his strength.

"It's a good pinch, and I will reward you later. It's just that the strength is not enough, and it should be heavier—um..."

Li Shun spoke in a comfortable low voice, the tone became longer and longer, with a tendency to drowsiness.

I said, when you talk, speak well, when you sigh, sigh well, pinch your shoulders and moan~ what are you moaning about? ? ?

The sound of 'hmm' is soul-stirring...

While complaining, the baby continued to work dryly, until now he was finally able to conclude one thing

——Oestrus has nothing to do with the outer shell, the point is that the thing inside the shell has not reached the age of estrus. o(╯□╰)o

You bastard, you are getting hotter with your father, you are getting more and more promising, Gu Baobao!

If his first biological father in the 21st century knew about this, he would probably be able to spit out several liters of blood in his stomach continuously.

My mother probably just found a stocking and hung it on the ceiling, and then hung herself up to finish the job!

"Your Majesty, is this okay?"

The baby roared inwardly, but he still held his breath and increased the strength in his hands.

"Um--"

Li Shun only snorted comfortably and didn't want to say any more.

cool? !Huh, it goes without saying that I went to a massage center to learn professional massage for a month because of my mother's cervical spondylosis. If it weren't for this little slut who has no strength, I'm sure you'll be so ecstatic!

The baby was quite proud of this, the more he squeezed, the happier he was, thinking that it would not be a loss for such a beautiful emperor to squeeze himself, and a smile gradually appeared on his face.

"Baby, something came from Huayang Palace today, do you know what it is?"

Li Shun brushed his shoulder with his hand, and patted the back of the baby's hand lightly, signaling to him that it was enough and there was no need to continue. He turned around and stared at the baby firmly.

The baby was standing by the pool, and Li Shun was in the water one step away from him. The two people looked at each other, unable to tell what the breath permeated in the perfume shop at the moment.

I knew what was supposed to come would always come, and now I've hit the point!

The baby is a brother who has not yet grown up with such a small body. He can guess that what the emperor's father is referring to is a farce outside the Cuilong Pavilion in the morning. It is indeed not very good-looking.

"Damn the servant, it's just a small misunderstanding with Uncle An Guo, it should be fine if the servant apologizes in the future! Uncle An Guo looks like a generous person, and he probably won't be with Ruoyun. Women are so fussy."

"Oh? You think it's okay to apologize?"

Li Shun asked a question with deep meaning, raised his arm and pointed to a robe hanging not far away, the baby turned his head to look, and before he could answer, he stood up and ran over to get the clothes, and hurriedly run back.

"You take it first."

The emperor's father stood up with a bang, and walked out of the pool in a leisurely manner. He just stood naked next to Gu Baobao, without any time for people to react.

The visual impact was too great, and the baby couldn't take it easy for a while, until Li Shun stretched out his hand to him, meaning to ask for the dress, and Gu Baobao suddenly realized and handed it over.

Because Li Shun is too tall and he is too short, the first thing he sees when he raises his eyes is that child~unsuitable place.

To be honest, the emperor's father's place is much more exquisite than Xiaotian's!

Embarrassing, the baby choked on the air after just one glance, blushed and coughed a few times, then quickly turned his head away.

When he turned around again, the exhibitionist with an absolutely wretched mentality had already fastened his clothes, and lay down reclined on the recliner not far away, with his white and slender legs draped lightly, and his body was facing the direction of the baby.

"It was only after noon today that An Lunan went to Wan'an Palace to find me, saying that he had a crush on a person in the palace, and hoped that I would allow him to take him out of the palace."

Damn it, this An Lunan is really dark!Why are you acting like a fool when you clearly say you won't pursue the matter.

Well, if you can't fight against Xiao Lizi, you will directly bring the matter here to the emperor, and then the trouble will get worse. The emperor said in a golden voice, why don't you just send me out like this? ?

The baby thumped in his heart, and began to grit his teeth without making a sound, and greeted the eighteen generations of An Lunan's ancestors and his family dog ​​in his heart.

Li Shun could guess the baby's thoughts on this marriage just by looking at the baby's expression, but what had to be said still had to be said.

"Actually, he didn't need to ask me about this matter, but because the crown prince obstructed him, he came here to ask me to make a decision. I believe you have heard before that Uncle An has contributed to the stability of the country. I promised a woman in his palace. Even if I have the heart to object to this matter, I cannot go back on the promise I made."

"Oh! Your Majesty, what do you mean by such a long string? Well, you don't have to be like this!"

Could it be that he just agreed to this matter?Damn, it's too ridiculous!

The baby laughed countless times dryly, looking anxiously at the emperor who had no expression at the moment with an expression uglier than crying, and muttered in his heart, 'Say no quickly, say no quickly, say no quickly'.

However, the governor backfired, the emperor's father opened his mouth with a resolute 'yes', Gu Baobao's rationality collapsed instantly with a single word from Li Shun.

"I wanted to keep you in the palace for a while longer, and find a good home for you in the future, but now it seems unnecessary. Zhao'er is still ignorant of some things, and some things can be avoided, so as to save the future. It's hard to clean up, don't you think?"

"You, what do you mean? I don't want to leave the palace, I don't want to go with An Lunan, if you like sending women off so much, you send your own wife and children, I belong to me, what broken promises you made is none of my business Son, anyway, I don’t want to leave the palace, no! Yes!”

The baby stood on the edge of the pool and jumped up. The sudden change drove him crazy. Although it had always been the baby's wish to go out of the palace, his mind was in chaos at the moment, and only two words kept rolling and repeating in his mind, That is don't, don't, don't!

Li Shun looked indifferently at the clenched fist, and glared fiercely at the stubborn baby, with a slight puzzlement in his calm eyes.

"If you remember who you are, you won't fail to understand what I mean."

Looking at the baby meaningfully, Li Shun could only sigh helplessly when he saw the baby still heaving his chest in disbelief.

"I remember the last time I saw you, you said that most of the women in the Jinghua Palace hope to find a good man to marry after leaving the palace, and you are no exception. Now that Uncle An wants you, he can take you away. Isn't it just what you want if the imperial palace can give you a good reliance, why are you acting like a fool and refusing to leave the palace at this moment?"

"One moment, another moment, in short, you want to send me out of the palace like an animal because of your words, no way!"

The baby stood there puffed up, so anxious that tears were about to fall.

"You~mother must hope that you can leave the palace as soon as possible. The place of right and wrong is not suitable for people like you to stay for a long time. Lu Nan has been smart since he was a child. Although the young master has a strong temper, if he puts you in his heart , what you can get from him will be much more than ordinary people. I don't want to talk about this matter again, so it's settled. You will leave the palace as soon as the prince's birthday banquet is over. If you want to take something away, pack it yourself !"

Li Shun closed his eyes, turned around tiredly, turned his back to the baby but opened his eyes again, and took a very slender and deep breath.

Gu Baobao stared at the slender and undulating back outlined by the thin and slippery material, tears kept swirling in his eyes, took a step back, took another step, and suddenly fell into the pool with a bang, his whole body straightened. It sank straight to the bottom of the pool, and after a while, there was no sound.

Hearing the unusual sound, Li Shun got up quickly. Seeing that the baby fell into the water for a long time but did not come up, he also jumped into the pool without even thinking about it. Soon he found the baby who was sinking in the water, and hugged him by the middle stand up.

The baby was pulled out from the bottom of the pool by Li Shun, and was wet and wet like a small octopus and was pulled on Li Shun's body.

Li Shun stretched out his hand to break it, and found that the little guy's hands and feet seemed to have grown suction cups, and he couldn't tear it off, so he let him pick it up.

"I don't want to leave the palace!"

The baby yelled angrily, hooked his legs around the emperor's father's waist, and wrapped his arms tightly around the emperor's neck, for fear that he would be thrown off by the father.

"Ya Lan doesn't want you to stay here."

Li Shun sighed softly holding the baby's buttocks and hugging him in front of him, the baby's wet eyes suddenly widened, his whole body shook, he took a deep breath and buried his head in Li Shun's shoulder, tears streaming down his face down.

It turned out that he knew everything!I said, why did I hear him say something so weird before!Damn, knowing that Lao Tzu is your own, I will send it out and bite you to death! o(=dish=)o

Li Shun took a bite of the baby's baby tooth on his shoulder, but he didn't even hum, and walked out of the pool with the baby firmly in his arms.

When the two of them left the perfume store, they were covered in water, and their clothes were stuck together as if they were joined together. Cao Desheng, who was guarding outside, almost dropped his jaw in shock.

"What's the matter with you, your majesty? Come on, quickly bring a dry towel, your majesty's clothes are all wet..."

"Hey, your majesty, be careful where you step, this, this child is better to let the old slave come—"

This is the standard that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry. Li Shun was holding Gu Baobao and walking steadily on the way to the dormitory. People do this, then order people to do that later, and later they want to take Gu Baobao from Li Shun and let him help to hold him.

The baby pursed his mouth, tilted his head and leaned on Li Shun's shoulder with his head and face dripping wet, and half-opened his eyes to see the old eunuch hunched over and busy around.

Seeing the old eunuch reaching out to hug him, the baby hurriedly buried his head in the emperor's father's shoulder like an ostrich.

Li Shun stopped, took the big handkerchief from Cao Desheng, raised his hand and waved away everyone, carried the baby into the bedroom, fastened the door, and gently put the wet little guy on the bed.

The baby was lying on the bed like a puppy drowning in the water, and the bun that was combed neatly and neatly before coming was drooping loosely.

Li Shun sat on the edge of the bed and raised his hand slightly. The baby hid back in fear, but was still carried away by his father's big hand a second later.

"Is it a boy?"

Li Shun asked softly as he helped the baby untie the bun on his head, his gaze followed, and finally stayed between the baby's legs.

The baby let out an ah, shrank his legs, and sneaked a glance at the emperor's father, knowing that everything would be revealed now.

I accidentally forgot just now, the two of them hugged each other wetly, it was easy to tell whether it was a man or a woman, but they were still hugging so tightly, oh, my-gad!

"No wonder Yalan wanted to hide you back then. If it wasn't for you~mother, I'm afraid I wouldn't let you live until now."

Damn it, as the saying goes, the poison of a tiger does not eat its offspring, so why is it as simple as saying whether you ate or not yesterday when you say you want to kill your parents and children? !

oops!No, if you wanted to kill him back then, should you still kill him now?

The baby suddenly felt cold all over his body, shivered, moved a little away from Li Shun, and was dragged back by Li Shun just as he took a step.

"You're all wet, if you don't dry it quickly, you'll get a cold easily. Do you want me to help you take it off, or do you take it off yourself?"

Li Shun's slender fingertips rested on the baby's belt, and his warm voice slowly flowed out from his slightly fluttering lips.

The baby looked up at him, and saw that the wet hair was messily sticking to his cheeks, and some water droplets gathered at the ends of his hair to form crystal clear drops. The long winding hair modified his heroic facial features, making him It softens almost instantly.

"me……"

Gu Baobao looked at the emperor's father with watery eyes, pulled his clothes awkwardly, and didn't say he wanted to help, and didn't see him doing anything.

With a faint smile, Li Shun reached into the baby's armpit, hugged the drenched little kid on his lap, untied the baby's belt with his dexterous fingers, peeled off the wet clothes one by one, and then picked them up from the pile of clothes. He fished out the naked baby from inside, and wrapped him tightly with a dry handkerchief.

The baby blushed with embarrassment, and Ren Lishun pinched his body through a layer of cloth to absorb the water, shrinking his neck so that he didn't even dare to let out a sound.

Red fluttering nestled in the arms of the emperor's father, his body was so cold because of being soaked, yet it made people feel so warm, the baby glanced at Li Shun quietly, and said in a low voice: "The emperor is also wet. Don't want to change clothes?"

"No need." Li Shun grabbed the dry cloth and pressed the baby's hair, turned his head to the door and said, "Cao Desheng, I'm going to rest, and no one is allowed to disturb you. Also, what happened tonight——"

A thin and thin figure trotted close to the door, bowed his body and said obediently: "Don't worry, the emperor, this old slave understands. May I ask if the emperor needs this old slave to go in and turn off the lights?"

"No, you don't have to guard the door tonight, you can go down and rest on your own! Order the imperial guards to strengthen the guards of Wan'an Palace tonight."

"The slave obeys the order."

Cao Desheng backed away, and the surroundings that were originally silent became even quieter now.

The baby felt that his breathing was too loud and too rapid, so he deliberately held his breath, which made him feel even more uncomfortable. The unbearable breathing was so obvious that it could be heard clearly in the whole room.

Li Shun suddenly moved his head close to the baby, breathing close to the ear, the baby pursed his mouth and moved back a little bit, glanced over, and was amazed to find a very obvious smile on the corner of the emperor's father's mouth.

"It's late at night, lie down and talk!"

Li Shun's breath made his ears itchy, the baby shrank his neck and wanted to grab it, but before he even stretched out his hand, the exhibitionist choked on the movement of taking off his clothes, and quickly fell back, soft~ Rolled a few times on the long big dragon bed, rolled into a corner and nestled by itself.

"Why don't you wear clothes?" Did ancient people also like sleeping naked?It's not quite in line with the etiquette!

Well, etiquette is nothing in the eyes of my second biological father! o(=dish=)o

Before I heard the sound of the exhibitionist changing clothes, I heard the sound of someone throwing off the quilt first. The baby felt a chill on the back of his neck, and was pulled over by a warm palm. Feel the fiery breath emanating from the body behind him.

Damn!What on earth does this person want? His own son is easy to seduce?

The baby struggled nervously, but did not struggle out, but loosened the piece of cloth wrapped around him, exposing half of his shoulders.

What would this situation be called in technical terms now?Senior, father and son, pedophile, kingly attack, cute subject? ? ?

Heck, even if he lived another eight lifetimes, the baby would never have thought that those fangirls who idled and whispered in his ear would one day become reality!

Li Shun hugged the baby with his arms around his waist, and his breath stagnated behind Gu Baobao's ear for a while, before he suddenly said, "Just for one night, maybe we father and son can stay together so peacefully, this is the first night , is also the last night. Do you want to talk to me, or do you want to go to bed early?"

"Why is it the last night? You, you wouldn't have tried to kill me before but failed. You should do it after tonight!"

The baby froze and tried to turn around, but it was a pity that Li Shun's arms hugged him too tightly, so he failed.

Hearing the baby's conjecture, Li Shun let out a low laugh, put his lips on the baby's small shoulder as if nothing, opened his mouth and took a small bite, and muttered, "Give me back what you bit me just now."

"Don't, don't! You haven't answered me yet? Do you really want to kill me? I'm obedient and I didn't do anything bad, I didn't want to take your throne, and I didn't harm anyone with evil intentions. Why would you want to?" kill me?"

"The cloth on your body is already wet, do you want to take it off?"

Li Shun's palm that was attached to Gu Baobao's lower abdomen slid upwards a little, turned over the towel that had been spread out on the baby's body, put his fingertips into the cloth bag, and tapped it lightly.

The baby's hands and feet clenched like nervousness, and his breathing became rapid in an instant.

=Dish=, what on earth do you want?If it weren't for Lao Tzu's stunted development, the little brother would have gone to heaven!

Moreover, why does this exhibitionist keep changing the topic!Is it so difficult to ask him to answer whether he can let me live? ? ?