The original misunderstood me! ! !

By a pond on the mountainside of Bizhu Peak.

Wen Yue and Situ Yi knew nothing about everything, they were still quietly peeling garlic and picking onions.

"Isn't Xianjun not eating spicy food?" Wen Yue blew the garlic clothes off his hands, "Why do you have to peel these for the teacher?"

"Mei Yu likes spicy food," Situ Yi pulled a handful of shallot sprouts from the ground, and said naturally, "I made them for her!"

Wen Yue: "..."

Since Yu Zheyuan woke up that day, his body has returned to its usual state - still weak and prone to illness, but at least he will not be unconscious.

According to Duan Xi, this is because Xianjun's background is extremely poor, even if the damage caused by the Soul Devouring Cauldron is great, there will be no more performance.

But now that he woke up and looked better, Wen Yue was still a little relieved and began to make plans for the next step.

Thinking of him as the majestic ruler of the demon world, he is usually arrogant and unruly, but at this moment he is willing to condescend to accompany his stupid apprentice to cook, naturally because he needs Situ Yi.

"Hey, you haven't finished answering the question just now." Wen Yue bumped Situ Yi with his shoulder, "Quickly tell me, what other hobbies does Xianjun have? What do you like to eat, what to use, what flowers and grasses and treasures you like, What are the regular medicines when you go out? What are the usual precautions? You must tell me everything, and you are not allowed to omit any secrets!"

"I told you everything, Master." Situ Yi said aggrievedly, "Didn't you just take out your notebook and write down ten items in a row?"

Wen Yue: "..."

Yes, he has memorized ten items, but most of them can't be done with his current ability!

I have to say that the original owner is still stronger when it comes to doting on his wife.

"The things you mentioned are not feasible for me now." Wen Yue took out his small notebook and explained to Situ Yi one by one, "Look at this, you said that one day the immortal king was angry, and the demon king came up with a Way to make him happy, one-legged frog jumped for a full three thousand miles."

"..." Wen Yue expressed doubts, "Jumping so far and for such a long time, Xianjun is not tired of watching? Will you really be happy?"

"Of course it's true!" Situ Yi said, "After the Demon Venerable danced, the Immortal Lord finally smiled!"

Wen Yue: "..."

"And this," Wen Yue pointed to a more aggressive act of doting on his wife, "A demon king in the demon world said something bad about the fairy king. The demon king was furious, and his anger swept across the demon world. He directly issued a letter of challenge to the demon kings of the ten directions. As I said, everyone else will be beaten."

Situ Yi nodded while washing the onions: "Yeah."

Wen Yue: "...So what's the final result?"

"Of course it was Master, you defeated all the demon kings with one against ten, forced them to swear their souls, ransacked their homes, and gave all the treasures you collected to Xianjun."

Wen Yue: "..."

The original owner is so strong?

Wen Yue: "I'm not injured?"

"That's still a bit of an injury." Situ Yi said, "But there is a girl here, Master, you have only been lying on the bed for a month, and you are alive and kicking."

"You also told me to follow your example." Situ Yi nodded solemnly, "A real man is never afraid of getting hurt!"

Wen Yue: "..."

"Ahem, your master and I were indeed brilliant in the past, but today is different from the past. After going down to Longyuan for my master, my vitality was seriously injured. It is not appropriate to fight and kill frequently." Wen Yue said earnestly, "What else can I do every day? Can you take care of Xianjun and make him happy?"

Situ Yi: "Then it can only be meticulous. Just like what I did to Yumei."

Wen Yue: ...It doesn't have to be.

Speaking of Luo Yu, Situ Yi immediately started talking non-stop, and Wen Yue was forced to listen to "dog licking experience", including but not limited to "How to politely and humorously wake up a girl in the morning", "Facing A series of common questions such as how to resolve the anger when getting up", "how to take care of the aunt when the girl comes", "how to understand the duplicity of the girl", etc.

Wen Yue was dumbfounded when he heard this, thinking that he was worthy of being the male protagonist, he clearly knew that a piece of paper had no relationship experience, but when he talked about his experience in chasing girls, he was very eloquent, like a veteran in love.

If it weren't for the loyal and hard-working licking, heart and soul, he could be a scumbag.

Wen Yue: "How do you know this?"

Situ Yi: "You learned from Master!"

"..." Wen Yue choked, "You take care of Luo Yu so much, do you like her?"

Situ Yi was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Master, how do you know? You must not say anything!"

Wen Yue: ... Do you usually cover up? ? ?

Situ Yi's eyes flashed, and his cheeks gradually turned red.

"I just like it very much, just like Master likes Xianjun."

"Master, I haven't seen Miss Yu for three days, do you know what she is doing?"

Wen Yue: "I heard from Xianjun that it seems that I am practicing in seclusion?"

"That's the same as what I heard." Situ Yi scooped up the dripping shallots and dumped them into the dustpan together with the peeled garlic, "I'll make something to eat and reward her."

At the same moment, Xiaozhulou.

After three days of inhuman torture, Luo Yu was ejected from the Soul Devouring Cauldron, as if he was fished out of the water, and his whole body was drenched in cold sweat.

This is only the first three floors of Shura's secret realm, and he died countless times in it.

The only difference is that the secret realm created by Yuzheyuan will not harm his body and soul, injury and death are just a momentary feeling, while Yin Changli's soul-eating cauldron is really soul-eating, slightly different If you are not careful, you will end up in a disastrous end.

Luo Yu was paralyzed on the ground panting for a long time, before gathering some strength, he slowly got up, changed his clothes with difficulty, and went to the bath to take a shower.

When will he become as strong as Master?

But even Yu Zheyuan didn't have enough chance of winning against Yin Changli.

What's more, his health is so poor... He even arranged an ending for himself early.

The cold spring water poured onto Luo Yu's face from top to bottom, and then flowed down his neck and across his scarred chest.

The biting chill made him calm down a bit, and the rage and unwillingness buried in his blood subsided for the time being, like a ferocious beast, forced to hide in the dark cave again.

Luo Yu dried his body with a talisman, put on his underwear, returned to the dormitory, stared at the mirror on the wooden table, struggled for a while, and sat down.

In the bronze mirror, the young man's face was pale, his eyes were dark, he was so handsome that he was a bit indistinguishable, and he looked very difficult to mess with.

Luo Yu gritted her teeth and adjusted her expression, hiding her emotions, her eyes became indifferent again.

He first painted his eyebrows with black powder, then habitually took out rouge, and smeared a thin layer on his cheeks with a stinky face.

Finally, she stretched out her hand, dabbed some light red lip balm with her fingertips, and spread it evenly on her bloodless lips.

Obviously, he had done countless times, but this time, Luo Yu became more and more unbearable.

He only heard a "crash", and he swept away the objects on the table.The mirror dome fell to the ground and shattered, and the rouge and gouache mixed together and became a mess.

Luo Yu's chest rose and fell violently, and his hands rested on the edge of the table, feeling dizzy for a while.

After a while, he calmed down slowly, cleaned up the broken boxes, picked up the usable ones and put them away, went to the bath to wash his face, and wiped off all these annoying covers.

In the end, Luo Yu didn't change anything. With a white and haggard face, she put on a long blue dress and floated out of the door faintly.

"Sister Yu, I'll bring you food!"

As soon as Luo Yu opened the door, he saw Situ Yi blocking the door with a food box in his hand. He didn't know how long he had been waiting.

As soon as Situ Yi saw Luo Yu, his eyes lit up: "Sister Yu, how do you feel in retreat? Are you hungry? I made your favorite spicy chicken, crispy beef tenderloin, and emerald white jade The soup relieves the spicyness!"

It's really a pot that doesn't open.Luo Yu glanced at him coldly: "Don't eat."

Situ Yi curled his lips: "Why?"

Luo Yu: "I can eat bigu, what does it matter if I eat or not?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Situ Yi to answer, he asked one after another: "Have you cultivated? Can you live without food? Can you defeat Feng Juan, Dai Tiansi, Li Shengsheng and others?"

Situ Yi: "...uh."

Situ Yi felt aggrieved: "It's not possible now, but it will definitely be possible in the future!"

After all, his master is an invincible demon!

Luo Yu walked around him: "Don't pester me, I'm annoying."

Situ Yi looked at Luo Yu's back, chased after him for two steps, and didn't dare to chase anymore.

He nailed himself in place, like a puppy abandoned by its owner, carrying a food box with its head down, grinding the weeds on the ground with its toes.

On the side, Wen Yue came out from behind a big tree, walked up to Situ Yi, and stroked his dog's head: "Luo Yu won't eat, let's eat together."

Situ Yi sighed: "...Okay."

"Hey, are you still unwilling?" Wen Yue felt it was funny and felt a little distressed, "Are you not angry when Luo Yu ignores you?"

"What's the point of being angry?" Situ Yi said naturally, "I will never be angry with Miss Yu."

What's more...Situ Yi carefully recalled Luo Yu's expression - the girl's face was as white as paper, she was weak, her temper was more irritable than usual, and she still refused to eat.

Situ Yi: "I know!"

Wen Yue: "Know what?"

"Mei Yu didn't ignore me on purpose!" Situ Yi's eyes lit up again, "She must be on a special day every month, so she's irritable and can't eat."

Wen Yue: "Oh."

There is such a possibility.

Wen Yue: "Xianjun's Taoism class starts in the afternoon, and you can see her."

Of course, you will also see Feng Jue, Dai Tiansi, Li Shengsheng and other licking dogs No. [-].

It's rare that Xianjun's health has improved, and the villain has not acted as a demon. He can temporarily avoid those high-risk plots and play soy sauce in the main line of the original book.

Wen Yue is quite looking forward to how the relationship between the hero and heroine of the original novel will go.