Becoming a Cat

He Yanlu was sitting in front of the desk, and Ye Yixing, who was a black cat, was lying on his lap, rubbing the side of his body against a certain part of the opponent, even if the opponent was not in a mental state...

So, can anyone tell me why this is the case now? (==)

An hour ago, under the "forcement" of He's father, Ye Yixing, who was full, reluctantly ate a few squid shreds, and was led to the bathroom. He Yanlu pointed to the cat litter box in the corner and said earnestly: " I'm going to be here in the future, I didn't find any suspicious marks in the room today, I'm very good...Ah! Could it be that I sneaked out today to have a bowel movement?..."

Someone caressed his clever son with a smile on his face.

Ye Yixing laughed dryly, even if he didn't go out, brother is not the kind of cat who can defecate anywhere!

But this cat litter... how to use it? (==)

He Yanlu obviously didn't mean to tell the cat. If it is a cat, it should know how to use cat litter, right?

Let's find out the answer to this question by listening to your body's instinctive actions when you feel comfortable! ...

Afterwards, Ye Yixing experienced another bathing "purgatory". Although bathing a cat every day is not very healthy for the cat's body, He Yanlu's reason is that as long as you have been out, you must wash it!

For this reason, Ye Yixing even worried that one day he would be washed into a bald cat by his owner. However, it is very comfortable to be served and bathed by someone, let alone the owner used a newly purchased cat bath. Lu, sure enough, my whole body feels comfortable after washing...

But it's another thing to endure the touching of private parts in the process...

He is a healthy adult male cat, he will not be unresponsive (==)!

After taking a bath, He Yanlu took out the cat toy that he found in the pet store today—a ball of thread!

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Ignoring the black cat's apparent reluctance, He Yanlu carried out the experiment with great interest: when throwing the ball of wool on the carpet to a distance, Ye Yixing himself could not believe that the black cat's body jumped towards the rolling target in an instant Then when the owner pulled the thread end in his hand and dragged it back to the ball of thread, a certain cat jumped towards the opposite owner in an instant with an extremely strange posture and speed...

OTZ... This, this is just the instinct of being a cat, and I can't control it! !

He Yanlu played happily for a few rounds, quickly satisfied like a child, picked up Ye Yixing, the black cat whose soul was still fighting fiercely with his body, kissed its ear, and said: "Hello! Cute... let's play every day from now on!"

(=dish=)

In the end, He Yanlu carried the black cat upstairs, sat in front of the desk, let it lie on his lap, and said softly: "Dad is going to work, you lie here obediently." He stroked the cat's soft body With his favorite tail, He Yanlu turned on the computer and entered the "Only Words" mode.

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Brother can't just lie on his lap like this, can he?

Although it is enjoyable to be a cat lying on the warm lap of its owner and not doing anything, but how to say that the soul of a black cat is also a person, Ye Yixing should feel bored.

It's a bit like jumping up and doing your own thing, but you are helplessly unwilling to refuse the comfort of this kind of physical and mental warmth.In fact, from He Yanlu's point of view, it is inevitable for the owner to feel at ease when the cat is with the owner.Even Ye Yixing thinks that if he has a pet, he hopes it will only be around him.

Wait... what if the roles of the two were reversed?

If He Yanlu is a cat... Well, if that guy is a cat, he must be white, there is no color that suits him better than pure white!And it's still that kind of slender and elegant white Persian cat, its fur will glisten in the sun, showing a transparent and soft feeling...

I will definitely want him to lie here, read and write with me, and take him with me at all times, inseparable.Tease him from time to time, touch him, kiss him, feed him delicious food, and see how cute he will react...

Why is there such a strong sense of happiness just by imagining it! ! (=dish=)

And what is going on with this feeling of a young boy's first love? !

Ye Yi OK!Stop imagining now! !

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...(ˉ﹃ˉ) Ah, if He Yanlu turns into a cat, it must be very cute. He is so cute now, but he always feels easy to be bullied when he is in a daze. playing dumb...

If he turns into a cat, will he act like a spoiled child to me?He should be very good at acting like a baby! (=///=)

Someone once said that the way a person treats his pet subconsciously means that he wants others to treat him in the same way, that is to say, what he does to his pet is what he expects others to do to him.

Although Ye Yixing has never studied psychology carefully, but with three years of writing experience, he also knows a lot of miscellaneous knowledge. This kind of things related to the philosophy of knowing people will subconsciously memorize them.

Sometimes, people cannot recognize through what they hear, whether it comes from their own mouth or hearsay.Because most people in this world are liars, those who are good at using beautiful language to whitewash themselves are even more excellent liars—politics, education, media... all over the place.

However, this does not mean that if a person keeps silent in front of you, you will never be able to analyze the other person.Although to a certain extent, it is necessary to reach a certain level to be able to recognize people like Zeng Guofan.

In Ye Yixing's view, people who are silent may understand better, because every word he speaks with care like gold, or every detail he makes inadvertently, is meaningful.

Relatively speaking, the person who has been talking will always use language to create illusions to distract others, causing a confusing effect. Yang Qu, who has been a student cadre for several years, has always been supported and praised.

This kind of person seems easy to get along with and understand on the surface, but in fact, you can never get close to him, and you know nothing about his private life and inner world, unless he is willing to show himself to you.

Having said that, even if some people are willing to express themselves in front of you, what they express may not be true.If you ask yourself, how many people really know themselves?Maybe someone who is not particularly close to you knows you better than yourself from a perspective that is not close or far away.

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He Yanlu would not allow himself to act like a spoiled child to others, because that "other" who could make him act like a spoiled child has never appeared.I used to imagine that if I want to fall in love, what kind of person should the other person be to impress him, beautiful and cute?Gentle and kind?Smart and talented?

What do you like?He has never had any experience of falling in love with others...

He has a strange dislike for his biological mother, so he doesn't like beautiful women; he lacks fatherly love, but was sexually harassed by a Chinese teacher who admired him for three years in middle school. For him who was only 15 years old at the time, it was undoubtedly emotional. The deepest blow to growth.The teacher who was originally so amiable, talented, and gentle to him like his father turned into a lowly animal swallowed by pathetic desires in a blink of an eye.

The other party also has a wife and a daughter.It's ridiculous!

When a gentle person turns his face and reveals his true nature, he will become the strangest and most terrifying demon.

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He Yanlu's concentration at work is really admirable, and he didn't even notice that the black cat stood up from his lap.

That's right, Ye Yixing stood up, because lying on his stomach was too boring.

Two paws came together to break the edge of the desk, retracted the ears that would normally stand tall, and slowly stretched the furry head up, the eyes surpassed the horizontal line of the desk—hey, the line of sight can finally reach the computer screen!

——Is it Zhiyan’s new work?This passage of text is not familiar, there is no way to read the front, only from the middle...

[... Zichen feels like he is flying in chaos, that must be the way to heaven, because Zichen has not done anything to offend the conscience of heaven and earth in the past 12 years, even if he brushes the shoes of the Jade Emperor, he is going to heaven.I just don't understand, why would I be scared to death?It is a very tragic thing to be scared to death by ghosts...] [...Actually, what Zichen saw was just an old man. In the early 70s, Zichen, who had never left the village until he was 12 years old, sat in I happened to see a blond, blue-eyed, high-nosed foreigner on the short pier in front of my house. He was so tall and his whole body was covered with hair. He thought he had seen a ghost...] (=皮=) What kind of ridiculous design is this? Certainly?Frightened to death by foreigners?How pitiful!The innocent souls of the protagonist have all drifted to Siberia!

[... Zichen thought, is it really a ghost?It may be Zhong Kui, although Zhong Kui is very scary, there is a portrait of him on the porch of the house, with leopard head and eyes around, iron face and curly temples... But grandma said that he is a god after all, a good god who suppresses demons and keeps people safe...] ...

There are indeed precedents of life lost because of being frightened.There is a precept in Buddhism called "Don't eat after noon". The reason and allusion in the legend is that Kasyapa, a disciple of the Buddha, begged for food from a pregnant woman at night. Because it was too dark, the pregnant woman thought she saw a ghost and was frightened to death. abortion……

However, when the protagonist sees foreigners scared to death, he thinks he saw Zhong Kui?It's too stupid!Is this kind of imagination really a reflection of He Yanlu's heart? (=A=)

[... Zichen felt a strange smell all over his body when he woke up. This smell is like the smell of stray cats that often appear in the garbage dump near his home.But it's not bad, the garbage dump is very smelly, but the smell here is purely cat smell...] ​​[... When I was eight years old, I once rescued a stray cat of various colors, and the cat was lying on its side, dying Beside the rubbish dump, it doesn't run away when it sees people, it is about to starve to death... When Zichen passed by, he was attracted by the eyes of the flower cat. The cat had a pair of clear green eyes, and it looked at Zichen sadly.Zichen couldn't help approaching, squatted down, took out today's food in his pocket, a piece of brine rice cooker, and handed it to Huamao's mouth.The cat didn't even have the strength to bite, so Zichen broke the rice into small pieces with his hands and stuffed them into the cat's mouth...] [...At this moment he feels his neck being licked, which is very comfortable... Turn slowly Wake up, open your eyes—he would rather he was dreaming and was scared to death once, would he want to be scared to death a second time?Why are there so many leopards around, black, white, and different colors, if they are not scared to death, they will be eaten alive! ! ][... "Dear child, welcome to the world of cats... Your lifespan in the human world is over, remembering that you once saved the youngest son of the Grand Duke of Leopard Cat, the holy cat king is willing to give you a The life that belongs to cats, are you willing to continue living in the world of cats?"...][...Actually, what Zichen saw were really just cats, because he also became a cat, so he saw cats as big as himself The cat feels as huge as a leopard...] (OAO) What?Turned into a cat?

Ye Yixing's gaze quickly turned to the title of the document - "Legend of Cats in Another World"

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Who can tell me this is the magic horse! !

"Pfft...haha!" At some point, He Yanlu found the black cat standing on his lap, with its front paws lying on the edge of the desk, its head motionless facing the computer screen. This posture is really indescribably funny , successfully attracted the attention of He Yanlv, who was slightly distracted in the writing, and someone couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Ye Yixing felt like being caught doing something bad, his back felt cold, his neck was stiff and he didn't dare to move, he shook his ears, flicked his tail, and called out in a silly way: "Meow~"

"Stupid child... Are you bored? Let Dad give you a hug..." He Yanlu moved his hands away from the keyboard, picked up the black cat, and rubbed his chin on the black cat's neck.

Ye Yixing thought to himself, he is getting more and more proficient in this kind of intimate movements!

"Hmm..." He Yanlu took a deep breath of the black cat, smelling of his own body and cat body wash.

The soft touch, the body temperature of life, conveyed to his heart through the fingertips, a warm feeling.

"For a while, sleep in a while, okay?"

Obviously expecting no answer, why did He Yanlu ask the cat?He really treats this cat like his own child!If I appeared in front of him as a human...can I enjoy this kind of treatment?

"Meow..." The black cat rubbed back against He Yanlu, sticking out its tongue and licking He Yanlu's cheek close to the water, feeling as if it had stolen the fishy smell, so good that it was outrageous.

His skin is as comfortable as fat, and the taste is really good. If this claw is still a hand, I don’t know how it will feel to the touch... I really want to turn back into a human, and then use my own fingers to experience the real touch. Touch him , pinch him, rub him, kiss him, bite him, suck him... leave your mark on his neck and body...

I don't know what kind of expression the other party will show...

I really want to do this... I think... my lower body is hot!

(=dish=) Ah hello! !Ye Yixing, you pervert, what do you care about thinking about things!

After some intimacy, He Yanlu continued to write, and the black cat was lying on someone's lap, in a daze.

What should I do with my own column and serialization?When He Yanlu fell asleep, he secretly got up and started typing on his computer?The typing time is definitely longer than the editing time, and he will definitely be irritable if the inspiration is interrupted during the editing process!

Generally speaking, when Ye Yixing writes, his brain runs several times faster than his hands. When inspiration and storylines are running and automatically constructed in his brain, he needs to read information from his brain with a high degree of concentration and write in words. After the form is presented, this is the original manuscript. Afterwards, it will be revised from the beginning, edited and expanded over and over again, arranged for reading logic, and presented to readers in the most understandable way... If the inspiration is fleeting because it is too late to record, this kind of entanglement Love will make Ye Yixing pluck his hair!

Moreover, this is only one of the problems, what is more serious is, if He Yanlu finds out, how to explain it! ?

It is absolutely impossible for me to continue writing in a cat posture. When He Yanlu goes to class one day, I will contact the editor to find a reason to apply for a temporary suspension of writing. In this case, there is no other way.

Now that I am by He Yanlu's side, I should first understand his writing method and way of thinking, and learn from it is the right way. It may be more effective if I change back to a human being and catch up!

To conquer Father He, one must not rush for success.