Becoming a Cat

Father He hugged the black cat and had a good night's sleep, but Ye Yixing was oppressed by the other party and had nightmares again and again.

When I fell asleep, I was hugged by a beautiful woman and had zero-distance contact, and I was extremely happy; when I woke up, I was so overwhelmed by people, it was extremely painful!What the hell is going on with the morning erection in the lower body? (=dish=)

After all, I'm a cat now, even though it's a male...

Ah, well, here lies the problem. As long as the person wears a handle, is the lower body particularly excited when he wakes up in the morning?Obviously didn't have any sweet dreams!

March, April, and May are spring, so spring is the cat's... estrous period! ?

He Yanlu stayed in bed for a while, looked up at the alarm clock next to the pillow, it was nine o'clock, an hour later than usual.

Saturday is also a customary day to go to the library to read books.

There is no greater bliss than a peaceful day enjoying freedom...

Looking sideways at the little guy who has woken up, lying quietly wrapped around his arms around it, a pair of green eyes jittered restlessly, looking back and forth at himself...

Cats are so weird, so innocent and cute!A sweet sense of comfort filled him, as if the other party had the power of anger to soften his heart.

An idea suddenly popped up in He Yanlu's mind, it would be great if Xiao Hei was human.How interesting it would be to be able to speak and express thoughts like humans!If it was really my son, I would definitely lie on the bed and order him to cook, and ask him to make a bento for me. There should be heart-shaped poached eggs, braised pork, cabbage and sesame rice balls in the bento...

When he went out, he would say to himself: Dad, go all the way, go home early!

When I came back, I could smell the smell of rice at home from a long distance away, there was winter melon soup and tomato scrambled eggs, and when I opened the door, he would come up to give me a hug, um, there had to be a kiss...

He Yanlu, are you sure you are thinking of a son and not a wife?Will my son make bento with heart-shaped poached eggs?Shouldn't this be something only a daughter or girlfriend would do?Even a daughter is definitely under the age of 13!Girls over 13 will never run to kiss their father when he comes back! ! !

Of course, He Yanlu didn't know this. He never lived an ordinary family life, nor did he have any brothers or sisters, nor had he ever been in a relationship.This distorted growth made his understanding of emotions reach an unprecedented level of ambiguity - the deepest bond between people should be father and son, but his own father is a cold-blooded scumbag.

So, what He Yanlu is doing to the black cat now is the fatherly love he can't get.He wants to be a perfect father, to find his lost childhood... It's just that his love expression is very abnormal.

To put it bluntly, from the perspective of the bystander Chu Wenxing, that is the attitude towards lovers.

Pulling his soft hair, he got up lazily, lifted the quilt, and Ye Yixing glanced between He Yanlu's fair and slender legs—who can tell him what's going on with the slightly raised part?

Father and son sleep together in the same bed, wake up in the morning to play embarrassing time?Is Nima's a third-rate pornographic movie?Why would that man with abstinent face have this phenomenon!And why is this dead cat so eager to pounce on it now! (=mouth=)

The body suddenly became very swollen and hot, especially the brain. This feeling of wanting to forcefully stretch out of the body made Ye Yixing feel very painful, but he thought it was just a normal feeling when a cat is in heat.

——Take control, you black cat!Now the highly evolved human brain is controlling your body, and you can't solve problems just by relying on your instinct!ah!ah--!

Father He watched with great interest as his son suddenly jumped onto him, his four claws hugged his thigh strangely, and then began to rub against his body, with his tail raised up and down. cute.

"...Oh, what a bad boy..." He Yanlu couldn't help laughing.

You bastard stop me!Are you normal?Would any normal father allow his son to do something like this on his lap?You are an idiot!

If I were human, I would never do such a shameless thing! !

"Meow~" (=得=) Your sister's Lao Tzu's cry is already enough!Why is it an octave higher now!The ending sound is so frighteningly trembling!There is wood!Stab me to death...!

Staring at the black cat's movements with doting eyes, He Yanlu's fingers ambiguously rubbed against the black cat's neck, stroking it gently.

His eyes moved, his eyes were like two deep pools of water, red marks smeared his cheeks... After a while, his other hand slowly covered...a certain part of his body...

(O pan O)

Ye Yixing was so thundered by He Yanlu's action that his whole body was crackling, and he almost bit off his tongue when he got excited. What is he, what is he planning to do? ! ! !

The other party's fingers rubbing against the black cat's neck did not leave, but the irregular frequency and movements showed that the owner was in a state of confusion... Could it be that people are weaker when they just wake up?

She squinted her eyes as if they were about to seep water, the corners of her eyes hung up, her cherry lips seemed to be half closed, and she exhaled like blue.

The hand covering a certain part of his body was moving every now and then, this—do we need to explain what He Yanlv is doing?

It's just that this scene shocked the black cat and stunned someone.

The black cat forgot to move on, and was slowly attracted by He Yanlu's full attention.

If Ye Yixing is human now, he can't guarantee that he can bear it and not make a move!He's not Liu Xiahui, he just woke up too! !There is no 100% self-control...

You can only blame him!He Yanlu can only be blamed!Can do this kind of thing - amazingly sexy! !

"...um..." He Yanlu slackened down with a slight moan, closed his eyes and leaned on the pillow to rest his mind. The physical relaxation and spiritual satisfaction after release made him feel very comfortable.

"...It's Xiao Hei's fault, it's you who tempted Dad..."

Nima! !The villain should sue first! !It's too hot! (=dish=)

At this moment, Ye Yixing was relieved that fortunately this man is a piece of ice outside, fortunately he knows how to hide and protect himself, otherwise this kind of monstrosity will definitely harm others and himself if he rampages outside! !

Moreover, he also knew that the feeling of a cat in heat is definitely not good!

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He Yanlu, who had a simple breakfast after bathing, looked refreshed, bent down and said softly to the black cat Ye Yixing, who had been full of energy and blood all morning, and said softly, "Hey... Dad is going to the library, Xiao Hei, please take care of the house, okay?"

"Meow~!" You don't want to leave Lao Tzu at home alone!

How could Ye Yixing miss this good opportunity to go to the library to know what books He Yanlu usually reads?

Jumping over to bite the corner of He Yanlu's trousers, the black cat stared at him resentfully, making He Yanlu helplessly soft-hearted...

There is no staff patrolling the school library on Saturday, and it is not the end of the semester, and students rarely go to the library to review, let alone today is the weekend...

Although it is reasonable to say that small animals cannot be brought into the library, but his little black is not an ordinary kitten. Little black is very obedient and will never make trouble for him. If you sit in the southwest corner of the library, no one will pass by there for a day...

It is so boring at home alone, it will definitely be lonely...

Moreover, I also hope that it will accompany me.That being the case——

"Daddy will take you to the library."

"Meow?"

"However, Xiao Hei must agree to one condition with his father. He cannot leave his father one meter away without permission!"

The black cat nodded after listening.He Yanlu felt a little strange. Do ordinary cats nod their heads?Can you understand what he said?But he didn't think about it deeply, because in his mind, thoughts such as "this is a tacit understanding between father and son" and "his son is very smart" have been deeply ingrained!

Sure enough, it was easy for the black cat to sneak into the library.

It’s just that Ye Yixing experienced being stuffed into a schoolbag (==) for the first time in his life. It should be like the feeling of a human trafficker putting a person into a big bag in a movie...

There are very few people in the library, and there are a few hard-working students here and there who read and study in fixed positions every day.Because it is too open, the sound of one or two people flipping books and writing can be clearly heard in the air, but these students who will appear in the library on Saturdays, in Ye Yixing's opinion, are definitely the best in cultivation. What they have Self-control and concentration, will never be distracted to pay attention to external objects, everyone is immersed in their own world and atmosphere.

He Yanlu is also such a person.

When he opened the book, he was already in another dimension.

Ye Yixing squatted on the table, staring at the book He Yanlu opened to the first page for him in front of him: the first part of the cat warrior tetralogy "Calling the Wild"——

[The waning moon sprinkles its silvery brilliance on the smooth granite stones...Countless flexible black shadows emerge from all directions, crawling onto the scattered stones without anyone noticing...It seems that under a silent gesture, these The black shadow suddenly rushed towards the opponent...In an instant, amidst the screams, a group of cats began to fight, and the stones on the ground were hit by them and rolled all over the ground...] (=皮=) Cats fighting in groups?

So, is this book He Yanlu thinks is the most suitable book for his son to read?

Why do I have to read this kind of children's book! !

Should Ye Yixing be thankful that this is a university library, at least the children's books are also imported children's books of high quality!

Lazily glanced at someone who was concentrating on reading a book, and was flipping through a thick book at a slow and unhurried speed - Ye Yixing had read "The Box of Monsters" that He Yanlu was reading, and at that time the other person When he picked up this book, he felt a little surprised. It turns out that there are people other than him who would read this kind of perverted aesthetics in one book...

Although the creation of Japanese literature is always very strange, I have to say that the author's character setting, layout and structure are all very exciting, almost like a cult reading that subverts people's normal thinking...

For He Yanlu to read a book he has read, Ye Yixing felt a little silly satisfaction and joy.

Although it is said that he cannot leave him without his father's permission, He Yanlu will not notice the current situation even if he leaves for a while.Ye Yixing quietly jumped off the big table, walked to the bookshelf, and brought back a relatively thin martial arts novel. It doesn't matter what he reads, anyway, he is not interested in children's books at all...

Afternoon sunlight pours into the spacious reading room one by one through the four-meter-high south-facing windows of the library. On the table in the southwest corner, there is a black cat whose buttocks have been exposed to the sun. It is lazy. He squinted his eyes, and from time to time stretched out his paws to flip through a page of the book in front of him. Cats can’t read books, but its naive way of flipping through the pages made others think that the cat seemed to be the incarnation of a human.

Sure enough, because, what kind of people would keep what kind of pets?

——The quiet man in a white shirt who is also reading a book next to the black cat is as beautiful as a boy of god.This scene is so pure that it looks like a scene that would only appear in a fairy tale. It is so beautiful that people dare not approach it.

The girl who was lucky enough to meet the fairy tale suppressed the excitement of screaming, took out her mobile phone, secretly took a few unclear photos, and a video of the owner and the black cat flipping through the book simultaneously.

That night, as expected, a post titled "A handsome guy and a black cat appeared in the library of the Faculty of Liberal Arts, with pictures, videos and the truth!" appeared on the BBS of the Faculty of Liberal Arts. In just one hour, the post became popular, with thousands of clicks and hundreds of replies. .

[Wow!Handsome guy!But the photo is so blurry!I can't even see the other person's face clearly, please take a clear photo!Is it Senior Ye, a sophomore? ][The distance is too far to shoot, only one shadow can be seen, what a pity!But he still looks like a handsome guy!The highlight is the cat!so cute! ! ] [Ah ah ah ah ah > 3 <!Watch the video Watch the video, the cat is flipping through the book!I'm so cute! ! ] [Is there anyone who will flesh out the handsome scholar and the black cat! ! ]

[I saw Ye Yixing a few days ago, he just dyed his hair blond!The person in the photo is definitely not him. ][Handsome Ye has probably already dyed back, he is a fashionable guy who changed his look in a few days! ] [Can cats be brought into our school library?Where did cats come from?Did you run in by yourself? ] [There was no one in the library on Saturday, probably the wild cat ran in by itself. ] [Decided, starting next week, I will stay in the library of the Faculty of Arts every Saturday! ]

[Stay in the library every Saturday +1]

[Stay in the library every Saturday +100]

……

Two hours later, the post was reposted, edited and posted on the homepage of F University's BBS——

"School of Letters: If You Live in a Fairy Tale - Black Cat and Handsome Guy"

Because some people who attended Yang Qu’s birthday party remembered the black cat that appeared that day, they guessed that it was He Yanliu with a 90% probability. For a while, everyone knew the scene of He Yanliu and Ye Yixing reading a book in the library alone. .

He Yanlu, who was originally only famous in the literature department, suddenly became famous in the whole school. Various versions of candid photos were posted on the Internet one after another, from a certain person's freshman to junior year.

And the protagonist of our topic still stays at home ignorantly, staring at a cat and tangling whether to eat fresh fish bibimbap or shredded squid bibimbap at night.

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In another part of the city, someone moved the mouse to scan the photos on the screen. The owner of the photos had a slender figure, slender legs, and a perfect waist-hip curve. Most of the photos were secretly taken from the back or side The face, there is no frontal one. From the side view, it seems to be a gentle face. There is a photo of the person's lazy eyes drifting over. Although the gaze is cold, the corners of the eyes are very charming...

Take a screenshot without hesitation, save it.

It's called He Yanlu, right? Is it the literature department of F University?

The corners of Mo Yanze's mouth were raised slightly, his younger brother looked like a beauty.