Becoming a Cat

The black cat finally got used to the sleeping position of being "cuddled" in his arms. This night, he didn't feel suffocated and uncomfortable. However, he was awakened by the ringtone of He Yanlu's cell phone in the early morning after a rare sound sleep.

Father He also seemed to resist the harassment of the phone noise, buried his head deeply in the bed, and subconsciously hugged the cat son who was squeezed and sacrificed as cannon fodder.

Ye Yixing felt very painful about this.

Father He frowned and fled on the bed, but the phone was still ringing persistently. If he could, he really wanted to help He Yanlu smash that phone!

He Yanlu was so unbearable that he wanted to bite someone, so He Yanlu opened his eyes slightly with a dark face, and stretched out a hand to reach the source of the noise on the bedside table.

Glancing at the caller ID, he pressed the answer button and said, "Chu Wenxing... What are you doing so early in the morning? It's only 05:30...!" The deliberately low voice has the lazy tone of just waking up, slightly transparent Angry, but it doesn't sound sexy.

Tsk tsk, Chu Wenxing is the only one who can make He Yanlu lose his temper like this.

However, the other party didn't seem to care about the low air pressure on the phone, and said with a mean smile, "Hehehe, I did it on purpose..."

"Beep." He Yanlu hung up the phone decisively and turned off the phone.Feeling that the world became quiet in an instant, he rubbed his chin with the black cat in his arms and continued to sleep.

If you accidentally make friends, you will commit crimes!You should have turned off your phone before bed!

Although complaining silently on the side, Ye Yixing's heart became extremely satisfied because of He Yanlu's action, and bowed his head into He Yanlu's neck to show his response...

Then, one person and one cat without self-discipline fell asleep until twelve noon.

Ye Yixing was woken up by hunger. He felt that the hair on his back was already on his belly. He opened his eyes and glanced at He Yanlu who was lying motionless on the bed. ...

...!

"Meow~meow~" Ye Yixing stretched out his paw and poked He Yanlu's face, trying to wake him up, but He Yanlu showed no sign of waking up.

What's the matter, is he not feeling well?Are you sick?

Ye Yixing was so startled that he turned over and jumped up. The movement was so loud that he couldn't see the weak starvation state when he just woke up. He raised his cat's paw and patted He Yanlu's head.

He Yanlu still frowned and didn't make any movement, Ye Yixing panicked, Gulu climbed onto him, and scratched him desperately through his pajamas, if there was still no response, there must be something wrong with his body! ……dying!

He Yanlu laughed "chichi" after being scratched, a weak smile.He raised his soft hand to grab the troublesome black cat, and said in a barely audible voice: "Don't make trouble... Dad is very hungry... I don't have the strength to play with you now..."

(=dish=) Nima!I thought you were sick, but I didn't expect to faint from hunger!

Even if you starve to death, you don't bother to get up and eat! ?

He Yanlu lay on the bed with his eyes closed for a while, before he slightly relieved the dizziness in his brain when he woke up.

His usual life and rest are not bad, but his diet is absolutely unhealthy.When I was hungry, I only ate some desserts and snacks, and seldom ate regular meals. Although I was not hungry enough to make me skinny and malnourished, I still suffered from stomach problems and poor physical strength in the long run.

If he wakes up too late in the morning and is hungry all night and does not replenish sugar and nutrition in time, he will suffer from hypoglycemia all over the body and become weak. The symptom is pale face and slow reaction...

Although Ye Yixing was annoyed by He Yanlu's response, he was also very worried: How does this guy live his life?If you can't take good care of yourself, you can live with your parents!Even if he died at home, no one would know what he looked like!It's good to find a girlfriend to help me cook and take care of it, what can I do by myself!

Wait, girlfriend?Why do I feel particularly uncomfortable when I think of this one... (==)

What kind of girlfriend are you looking for!As long as I'm here, it's fine! !

In the future, hang out with my brother...!You will never starve to death!

Thinking so, Ye Yixing jumped out of bed and went to the other side of the room without hesitation, jumped onto the desk, picked up the small packet of bear biscuits on it, and then quickly turned back...

Feeling vaguely that the cat had run away, He Yanlu struggled to get up but his vision went dark, and he collapsed back on the bed helplessly.

Go downstairs for something to eat when he regains his energy a bit... It's really impossible if this continues, he will starve to death...

Speaking of which, Chu Wenxing knew that he might stay in bed on Sunday, but the call was too early...

When I came back from the library yesterday, He Yanlu served the "little master" for a long time just for dinner. That guy is very picky about food, he doesn't eat this or that, after coaxing for a long time, he finally ate some dried fish. He also looked unhappy... After that, he took a bath and went to bed until very late...

Suddenly hearing a rustling sound from far to near, He Yanlu raised his heavy eyelids, and saw Xiao Hei returning to the bed with a pack of bear biscuits in his mouth, looking at him worriedly, seeing him open his eyes , then lowered his head and put the biscuit bag next to the pillow, stretched out his paw and pointed.

It would be a lie to say that you are not moved.At this moment, He Yanlu felt that all his hard work had vanished.

After living for 21 years, my life is alive at this time - because of the feeling of being loved, and it is not the uneasiness of being loved for no reason, but the feeling of being fully rewarded for my efforts, which makes people feel so moved that they want to fall tearful mood...

He really, really likes this cat...

Ye Yixing was a little embarrassed by He Yanlu's affectionate eyes, but you should grit your teeth and get up to eat something!Does just looking at me give you strength?Or do you want me to use the cat's claws to open the biscuits, grab the biscuits and feed them to your mouth?

If you don't dislike it, I don't care, you can try it...

Grinning, shaking its ears and beard, the black cat held the edge of the biscuit bag with one paw, and twisted the other end vigorously with the other paw, trying to disassemble the bag from the tear opening of the bag. After half a minute, the stubborn packaging The bag showed no sign of opening, but after tossing a few times, all the biscuits inside turned into powder...

It was so hard that He Yanlu couldn't bear to watch it anymore, he teased with a good mood: "Did you open the bag to feed me biscuits?"

The black cat nodded unconsciously and continued to struggle with the bag.

He Yanlu was taken aback, heh... this little guy...

At some point, he already had the strength to stand up, stretched out his hand and gently touched the black cat's head, and took the bag from under its paws, He Yanlu said softly, "Let me do it."

Leaning on the bed with the cat in his arms and chewing biscuits slowly, He Yanlu waited for every cell to absorb some sugar and energy: "Dad is so happy..."

Ye Yixing looked up at him, "Meow~?"

why?

"Xiao Hei brings biscuits to Dad, Dad is very happy."

Hehe... No way, why is this fool so easy to coax, happy about such a small thing?

"Meow..." If you thank me, buy me fresh fish!It would be even better if you could cook fish for me yourself, but I’m not sure whether the food He Yanlu makes can be eaten, so let’s not try without expectations...

"In order to praise Xiao Hei, Dad decided to play stringball with you in the afternoon."

What the hell! (=皮=) It would be better not to praise!

In fact, Ye Yixing has been able to control the black cat's lack of interest in that toy, but sometimes he will act a little bit excited to cooperate with Father He who is as happy as a child when playing with the ball of string...

And this guy definitely didn't want to play stringball with the cat, he wanted to play at all!

……

what the hell!Why is Lao Tzu turned into a cat!If the cat is He Yanlu, it will be perfect!

He must be very happy to be a cat... Well, even if he were a cat, I would raise him, play ball with him, and cuddle him to sleep...

Seriously, it would be nice to switch roles!

Ye Yixing thought so.But he didn't realize that if the roles were reversed, he and He Yanlu might not be in the current situation.If How Yanlu turns into a cat, he might not go to KTV, and he won't go home with Ye Yixing; besides, even if he meets such a cat of unknown origin in KTV, he won't want to raise him impulse...

It takes time and energy to raise a cat, which is really similar to being in love.

If you are not sure that you can take good care of the other person for the rest of your life from the beginning, don't easily make a promise just because of a whim.

Raising animals and love are both the same. When you get love, you also have the same weight of responsibility.

Therefore, Ye Yixing never fell in love easily.He looks like a playboy who is promiscuous and popular, but in fact he is an extremely obsessed infatuated guy. He either doesn't love him, or if he loves him, he will treat that person steadily for the rest of his life.

He Yanlu fed the black cat biscuits, put a piece on the palm of his hand and brought it to his mouth, the black cat glanced at him and blinked twice.

Well, to save face...

He opened his mouth to pick up the biscuit, and when Ye Yixing bit it down, he felt his face wrinkle together instantly, Nima's is so sweet! (=dish=)

After that, Ye Yixing, whom He Yanlu handed over, no longer smelled it. He had to eat something salty to relieve it.

He Yanlu tilted his head and thought, Xiao Hei doesn't like sweets, and it was the same when he was fed chocolate last time...

Speaking of which, his cat has a very good habit, no matter what food it eats, it will either not eat it, and if it eats it, as long as it is stuffed into its mouth, it will never spit it out.Squid shreds, chocolate, ham sausage, biscuits, even if you don't like it, you just swallow it with an extremely painful expression... However, he will never try it a second time.

He Yanlu stroked the black cat lying on his lap in a good mood, leaned on the pillow and turned on his mobile phone to call Chu Wenxing back——

[Yo, are you awake?I didn't starve to death... If you don't call me back, I will call 120. ] He Yanlu: "I can't die. Why did you call so early today? Even if you wake me up, you won't call at 05:30."

Chu Wenxing: [Only at this point, I will have to work to support myself after that! ] He Yanlu: "What kind of job do you do? It's so early."

Chu Wenxing: [S city TV station, the assistant editor of the morning legal news, published the article at 7 am, and all the staff gathered at the TV station at 5:10, by the time I get off work at [-] o'clock, you must have starved to death! ] He Yanlu: "No."

He felt that keeping pets would help him gradually understand how to take care of himself, even if he missed the black cat, he would still struggle.

"Do you have to do that job every morning?"

Chu Wenxing: [On the weekend. ]

He Yanlu: "That's okay, I'll set my own alarm clock on Sundays from now on."

Chu Wenxing: [Ah, I don’t know who it is, fainted in bed for a day and a half last month... When he was found to be severely dehydrated the next day, he was sent directly to the emergency room! ! ] He Yanlu: "There will be no such thing in the future."

Chu Wenxing: [This statement is not convincing at all, a physically incompetent person like you who gets up early in the morning and suffers from hypoglycemia and blood pressure! ] He Yanlu smiled and said, "Xiao Hei woke me up today."

Chu Wenxing: [Ah?How smart is this cat?Still wake you up? ]

He Yanlu stroked the black cat and said happily, "Well, bring me some biscuits."

Ye Yixing lay on He Yanlu's body and eavesdropped contentedly as He Yanlu showed off his cat in front of Chu Wenxing, shaking his beard and secretly laughing.

Chu Wenxing: [Isn't it?Didn't he want to eat it himself? ]

He Yanlu said: "It doesn't like sweet things."

Chu Wenxing sighed and said: "I can finally be free... Ah yes! There is one more thing I want to tell you this morning, the photos of you and your son are uploaded on the F forum... If you can bear it mentally If you can afford it, you can go and have a look, the number of other sneak shots of you is astounding... Tsk tsk, it's all passed to the boys of the law school, maybe even the boys of the "Chemistry School"..."

I said, the point is, why "boys"...? (==)

After hanging up the phone with Chu Wenxing, He Yanlu got out of bed and turned on the computer in doubt and uneasiness. Could it be that he and Xiao Hei were secretly photographed while reading in the library yesterday?The rest of the candid photos?a large amount?What's happening?

Open the forum, click on a related post at will, and find that the screen is full of photos of myself, as early as the military training when I entered the freshman year, and as late as in the classroom where I just started classes recently... All these photos can be added together to make a book " He Yanlu University Memoirs"!

When did you get so many photos taken secretly by others?He didn't even know!It can be said that I was unconscious when I was secretly photographed...

Should it be said that He Yanlu is slow, or as Ye Yixing has seen through, he is not pretending to be stupid, he is really stupid!

In short, poor Papa He was really terrified.

There are a few photos that impressed him quite deeply——

In one of them, I fell asleep while reading a book with my chin resting on my chin. The sneak photographer seems to be sitting not far away, and the focus is still very close. Although the shot is a bit blurry, the side face, eyelashes, nose, lips, all parts of the face The details are magnified to make him blush...

He Yanlu feels that everyone who looks at this photo has examined him from the closest distance.

There is also a photo of myself eating a hamburger. There are few other photos that show myself facing up or smiling. Only that one, the mouth biting the hamburger is slightly raised, as if smiling.The following group of replies are all so cute, so handsome...

Is it really so stupid to eat by yourself?Why is it like Xiao Hei... (==)

The most impressive photo of the back, the well-shaped shoulder blades on the back are slightly protruding like the wings of a butterfly, and the middle spine is deeply concave from the slender neck to the narrow waist. In a white shirt, the curve of the back is clearly visible as if it is naked in front of everyone.

In fact, it is not covered with clothes at all, the translucent parts on the hem of the shirt that are not directly attached to the skin even make the waist look half-covered and half-covered...

He remembered that the scene taken in the photo should be in a physical education class. At that time, the whole class was warming up for a long-distance run. Halfway through the run, the sky suddenly changed and it started to rain heavily. In the process of fleeing back to the teaching building to hide from the rain, most of his clothes were already wet...

However, He Yanlu didn't even know that he used to appear in front of others with that appearance!

A certain person is terrified when he looks at his own photo, but a certain black cat gets angry for no reason. He feels very, very upset at the moment!Very, very angry! ! !

Why was his dad's photo posted online!so many!So beautiful!so handsome!Some were sexy and cute that he had never seen before!why why why? ! (=dish=)!

Ye Yixing, who doesn't know that this kind of emotion is called "possessive desire", is unconsciously eating the jealousy of all the big F netizens. He is grinding the cat's paw on the edge of the chair angrily...

In the middle of the night, in the middle of the night, I will get up and hack these posts!

He Yanlu is his!He doesn't allow others to infringe on his dad's privacy and portrait rights like this!

These photos and images can only be seen by him alone! ! (=benefit=)