Becoming a Cat

The human beings in front of him have all turned into giant animals. If a woman wearing high heels passes by him, the footsteps will sound like thunder.Ye Yixing, who was frightened and terrified, carefully walked along the buildings on the street, in case he encountered a "traffic accident" for the third time and was trampled into a cat cake and died in the blink of an eye. The cat that was trampled to death because it couldn't walk!Thinking of such a tragic ending, Ye Yixing shrank his ears in fear and started to run.

It is quite normal to be unaccustomed to becoming a cat suddenly.

However, cats also have advantages of being cats.

It takes 10 minutes for a person to walk, and Ye Yixing, who has a cat body, can get there in 2 minutes.

Feeling the running speed he had never experienced before, Ye Yixing even enjoyed the feeling of light jumping, feeling the scene of rapid retreating by his side in a blink of an eye, the air seemed to have no resistance to him, allowing him to run freely against the wind, if he didn't have a neck It feels even better with the little bag hanging on it.

As expected, it’s not bad to become a cat, Ye Yixing entertained himself with emotion, if he wanted to go for a drive in the middle of the night, he would just go out and run for a few laps by himself, what car should he buy? Heartbeat, this time I completely dismissed the idea.

As a cat, the biggest advantage is that it falls silently; and as a black cat, the biggest advantage is of course that it moves like a phantom!

With a flash, Ye Yixing rushed into the hotel without anyone noticing, even if the security guard found out, he couldn't run away, hehe!At this moment, classmate Black Cat has already run up the stairs - he didn't want to be trapped by the elevator, so he went up to the fourth floor in a few steps. Now he knows why cats can climb trees so fast...

I remember that it was box No. 401B. Ye Yixing leaned up the cat's neck and looked at the huge box door with difficulty. Although the sound insulation effect of each box was quite good, Ye Yixing, who had a cat at the moment, was so sensitive that his hearing was so good that he almost wanted to lift it up. Covering his ears with his paws—it was too noisy!Singing and laughing, he could even hear weird groans from the small room in the corner... He could use his nose to figure out what the people inside were doing.

The places of sensuality are similar with minor differences.Even a five-star hotel is the same.

Angrily snorting with his cat's nose, Ye Yixing sneaked around the service desk on the fourth floor, not knowing why the service staff were not there, and glanced at the computer on the desk, which was still emitting the sound of "Dididi" suspected of QQ .

Tsk tsk, there are people who are not doing business everywhere, thinking about it, Ye Yixing has already found the door of 401B, where the sound of clinking glasses, the sound of everyone playing, and the cheerful background music.

Ye Yixing wondered if he should wait for Yang Qu to come out at the door of 401B, but Yang Qu was the main character surrounded in the center, and the party should have already started by now, who could remember the person named Ye Yixing who didn't arrive!

Confused in his heart, Ye Yixing suddenly heard Yang Qu laugh and say: "Everyone wait a little longer, I still have a brother who hasn't arrived yet!"

Someone answered, "Is it Vice Minister Ye? Oh, you're playing big, I'm almost half an hour late, hahaha!" It should be a member of the Department of Literature and Art named Liu Ting.

Then another familiar voice said: "Quickly, prepare a case of beer, and when he arrives, he will be drowned in one breath!"

Ye Yixing was in a cold sweat.

Yang Qu said again: "I don't know what happened. Just now the call said that I will be there in 10 minutes. It has been half an hour since then, and the call has not been connected."

"No way! Could it be that you are going to get a woman?" I don't know who said this sentence, Ye Yixing hated his teeth when he heard it, a good young man who behaves well and sits upright, is actually described by you as such a dirty word, Fuck! !

Someone smoothed things over with a smile: "Hey, Huang Ji, accumulate some virtue, there are female compatriots here!"

Ye Yixing's cat ears stood erect, and his cat's fists were clenched: So it's you "Huang Laoji", I remember you.

I also heard someone say: "Be careful, maybe handsome Ye is standing at the door and eavesdropping. He is famous for 'I won't offend people if they don't offend me, and if they offend me, I will kill the grass and root out' haha!"

Ye Yixing was startled, (=皮=) Who is this person?He was really fooled by him and squatted at the door.But at the moment, in the eyes of others, he is just a cat, not Ye Yixing.Also, is he so vengeful?What is "If someone offends me, I will kill the grass and root it out"!It's like the United States dropped the Hiroshima atomic bomb.

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Ye Yixing thought to himself, squatting like this is not an option!If someone passes by, they will definitely find themselves. Domestic animals such as cats and dogs (==) are generally not allowed to enter the hotel. If you are unlucky, if you are found by the staff, you still pack yourself up and throw it out?Furthermore, Yang Qu may not come out, even if he calls himself, hey!Call up?That's right, the phone is in the pouch around my neck, it's so noisy, even if Yang Qu wants to make a call, he always comes to the corridor, so I need to find something that can prove my identity as soon as possible before Yang Qu makes a call to himself, and then Then take the opportunity to ask him for help!

identity identity...

In an emergency, Ye Yixing had a flash of light in his mind, and rushed to the service desk, there was indeed a printer!

He kind of thanked the staff for going AWOL at the moment.Leaping onto the swivel chair, Ye Yixing used the cat's claw to control the mouse to open Word, which was relatively simple.When the cat's claw moved to the computer keyboard, Ye Yixing almost vomited blood: a cat's claw only has four fingers. !Another TMD is decoration! !There is nothing wrong with pressing down the four keys with one palm! ! !Lying in a trough! !

He stretched out his paws with all his strength, and carefully pressed only one of his cat fingers on the keyboard. My God, is there such a smart cat in the world! !At this critical moment, I would rather spend half a minute typing a word than press a wrong letter!Otherwise, the delete key is another challenge to his cat's paw!

After finally typing five words, Ye Yixing heaved a sigh of relief. As expected, the phone rang, and it was convenient to manipulate the mouse to print. Then, a certain cat gritted its teeth, picked up the newly baked A4 paper and jumped Get off the swivel chair.

Everything is ready!Ye Yixing quickly rushed to the vicinity of 401B, excited in his heart, buddy, you are here!Come and save me! !

Sure enough, Yang Qu had already come out of the box, but the door of the box was still ajar. He turned his head and saw Ye Yixing squatting by the wall of the corridor not far away, holding his mobile phone and feeling puzzled, hey!How can there be a cat? "

The people inside couldn't see the situation outside. Ye Yixing squatted in the corner calmly, staring at Yang Qu with a piercing gaze, with a piece of A4 paper in his mouth and a gift bag around his neck. The mobile phone in the gift bag clicked "Responding to the dialing state of Yang Qu holding the phone...

Yang Qu frowned, walked over and squatted down, and confirmed that the sound from the cat was indeed Ye Yixing's cell phone ringtone!Take out the A4 paper from the mouth of the dumb little black cat, there are only five words on it: I am Ye Xingxing

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"Hahahaha...ahhahahahaha..."

Yang Qu suddenly contorted his face and laughed so loudly that he nearly rolled on the ground.

Everyone in the box looked at each other...

Ye Yixing has a very bad premonition...

Finally had enough of laughing, Yang Qu stood up with his arms on his back, gasped and shouted towards the elevator: "Ye Yixing, come out for me, enough jokes on April Fool's Day, I'm so fucking amused by you!! "

The corners of Ye Yixing's mouth twitched and his head became cloudy: (=dish=) I'll wipe it!The cat fur all over the body is like a black line, but it can't express my melancholy!Brother, even if I tell you the truth, you still look like an idiot!Goths overestimate your IQ, Yang Qu! ! ! !

In the corridor, except for the sound of music from other boxes muffled through the soundproof door, there is no echo...

When Yang Qu finished shouting this sentence, the box was completely quiet, and the music was turned down.

Everyone waited expectantly in the private room for Handsome Ye to make his grand appearance...

Yang Qu's smile froze slowly, because at this moment, the black cat in the corner was stretching out its paw and making a middle finger gesture to him.

Since brother is a cat that can only type, of course he can also compare the middle finger!

1 minute has passed...

2 minute has passed...

Yang Qu was still in a daze, as if he couldn't accept the strange phenomenon in front of him at all, his face was still distorted, and he looked at the unknown black creature in disbelief, so that everyone in the box became commotion.

Ye Yixing finally lost his patience and yelled, and then went "Meow-~".

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After hearing his own cry, Ye Yixing really wanted to run away and strip his hair off, what a fucking idiot I am!I am a cat, I am a cat! !I'm a cat now! !My name is Mao! ! ! ! !

The crowd in the box was boiling, and Ye Yixing who was waiting was meowing?A few girls came out curiously and suddenly saw the tangled look on the cute black cat's face.

"Ah---!!! So cute!!!!!!"

The group of women rushed over and hugged him and scrambled to caress him. At this time, Ye Yixing sighed with grief and indignation: I was wrong. Brother appeared here not to scare them to death, but to be trampled to death by a group of women! !

Desperately glanced at Yang Qu who was still in an idiot state, Ye Yixing comforted himself——

Calm down!Ye Yi OK!Calm down!Change strategy!keep mistake!Now let them believe that you are Ye Yixing's April Fool's joke! !

You are not Ye Yixing, you were sent by Ye Yixing! ! !

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After the bag around his neck was taken off by someone and handed over to Yang Qu, Ye Yixing felt as if Sun Wukong had lifted the magic spell, and he was relaxed. With the agility of his body, he found the right opportunity to escape from the group of "hot hands destroying cats" women. He ran to the opposite corner, but the box was full of people. There was a group of boys over there. When a group of men saw the black cat rushing over, they all excitedly teased him. Some pulled his ears, some His tail, Ye Yixing couldn't even cry, he had never been so embarrassed in his life...

While evading in panic, he suddenly jumped on a boy who felt relatively quiet. Ye Yixing felt that the group of people were no longer approaching him in an instant. He kept a certain distance and looked at him and the people behind him strangely, somewhat embarrassed. Some are curious.

aha?Is this guy a crowd insulator?Before Ye Yixing could turn his head, he found himself being hugged and turned around the cat. He Yanlu's face jumped into his eyes, which was so close that he never dared to imagine it - so beautiful that there was no trace of blemish.The thin crimson lips are slightly pursed, the eyebrows are clearly defined, the eyelashes are long and curly, and a pair of amber eyes are looking at him lightly, as if they can see his soul through the cat's body.

The person he had never dared to look directly at was so close at this moment, Ye Yixing did not dare to move, even forgot to breathe.

This person is He Yanlu, the number one beauty in the Department of Literature.

Elegant temperament, low-key person.Appears to be courteous and polite with others, but in fact, the attitude is thousands of miles away.

He Yanlu has another identity that no one else knows. He is a popular writer of online fantasy novels and his pen name is Zhiyan.It is also Ye Yixing's unilateral opponent.

What makes Ye Yixing dumbfounded is that when others mention He Yanlu and Ye Yixing, they never say "opponent", but "pairing", because Ye Yixing is recognized as the most handsome guy in the Department of Literature.

Appearance, talent, friends, family background... Ye Yixing enjoys the feeling of being the focus of the crowd because of his growing up experience like a favorite child.He acts willfully, he is free and easy, he is narcissistic and even a little conceited, but he is wayward but still loved by everyone.

Until he met Zhi Yan, a person whom he hadn't surpassed in novels for three years since his sophomore year in high school.It is undeniable that Ye Yixing admired and yearned for Zhiyan when he first read Zhiyan's fantasy novels online.The pride of his youth made Ye Yixing, who was called a "literary talent" and a "future writer" since he was a child, determined to catch up with his pen, but so far, he is still "strong" and his ambition has not been fulfilled.

He and He Yanlu have never spoken a word, but in the literature department of the small F University, Ye He and the influential figures are bound to be mentioned by others from time to time, so they hear about each other.There is a subtle feeling to this bond and "acquaintance".

When he was a freshman, when the girls often compared him to the sophomore beauty He Yanliu, Ye Yixing was still a little curious about what kind of person He Yanliu was. Maybe one day they met on a narrow road, and he would joke with each other generously: I heard others say that we are a pair of hajiuyang!

However, life will often let you know some unbelievable truths at certain moments in a dramatic way, making you hesitate and change your attitude.

For example, Ye Yixing knew that Zhiyan was He Yanlv.

For example, He Yanlu is a cold and unreasonable person.

For example, how many girls or boys were stunned by He Yanlu's confession.

Half a year ago, when he inadvertently learned that this beautiful senior was Zhi Yan himself, he felt an indescribable sourness in his heart, surprised?appreciate?Still jealous?

he does not know.

The more you listen, the more you care, the more proud you become.Since then, when Ye Yixing heard words like He Ye CP, he ignored them and pretended not to have the slightest interest in that aloof and indifferent senior who pretended to be deep.He would rather try to make himself shine and be a source of attraction, and he would not put down his face to be a strike-up, or even a strike-up who has a great possibility of hitting a wall.

But at this moment, Ye Yixing was being held in He Yanlu's arms, and the other's charming eyes were only looking at him leisurely and indifferently, Ye Yixing couldn't stand it anymore--the heartbeat continued to speed up, and the brain nerves were all short-circuited.

How glad he was to be a cat now!And it's only black! !

Even if the face is hot, there will be no redness on the hair! !What an amazing way to cover up! !

He Yanlu's slightly cool hand is between his arm and body, even if he turns into a cat, he can fully experience the feeling of being intimately touched.Not just simply hugging, He Yanlu also gently rubbed the hair on his body with his slender fingers.

Ye Yixing couldn't express this kind of joy and throbbing that he didn't want to admit in words, as if he was soothed, he didn't want the second person to know.

All the onlookers felt a little surprised and pleasantly surprised, and felt that He Yanlu in front of them seemed to be different from usual, and they had never seen that kind of smiling expression between their brows, as if the cold beauty was in the sunshine of spring, Slowly melt into water, clear and elegant, warm as jade.

"It doesn't seem to be afraid of me." He Yanlu said softly, then put the black cat on his lap, stretched out his hand to cover the cat's head, and stroked it gently, "... so cute."

The last three words were like a honey sword, piercing Ye Yixing's heart fiercely, it was both sweet and numb but also painful and tangled.Touched by an extremely comfortable force, in the end Ye Yixing's thinking as a cat suppressed the resistance of his own people's reason and subconscious with absolute advantage.He slowly relaxed on He Yanlu's lap, resting his front paws on his head, thinking in a daze: The one in front of He Yanlu is a black cat, not me, Ye Yixing...

It's really just a black cat, if it were me, I would never let him touch it...

So, I'm just a cat now...

(I said classmate Ye Maomao, the reasons for your self-explanation are too hard to be convincing...)