Becoming a Cat

Ye Yixing absolutely couldn't believe that he fell asleep on a man's lap because he was touched too comfortably...!

But of course, he didn't fall asleep completely, and he still had the vigilance he should have.It's just that he flew all the way to the hotel just now, and experienced so many oolong incidents under mental stress. At this moment, he just wanted to squint his eyes and relax, not to mention the feeling of being touched by someone so "ecstasy", so Almost, as soon as the tired Ye Yixing closed his eyes, his rationality and wisdom became clouds, and he became unconscious for five seconds.

He Yanlu covered the black cat's back with one hand, and played with the black cat's paws with the other. He said in a little surprise, "It fell asleep..."

Everyone kept their eyes wide open, motionless, admiring the picture of a harmonious beauty touching a cat, secretly excited: the beauty is laughing, the beauty is laughing, the beauty is actually laughing!The cold beauty in the legend of Shenma, Leng your sister!How can a smile as bright as the sun melt the snow?

Someone brought up the topic that was diverted because of the black cat: "Is this cat brought by Ye Yixing? What about others?"

At this moment, everyone was stunned and looked at Yang Qu in doubt.

Yang Qu frowned and opened the gift bag in his hand. Ye Yixing's white mobile phone was lying quietly inside. In addition, there were keys, bank cards, and an unopened square box. He took it out and took a look. It was the PRADA wallet that I had mentioned to him before, thanks to Ye Yixing's intentions, I actually bought it for him as a birthday present...

In addition to being moved, Yang Qu was more worried and suspicious.

Ye Yixing's personal belongings are all here, so where did he go?When I called just now, I heard that he would arrive in 10 minutes, but there was no news after that. What happened?That note is very suspicious, why does it say "I am Ye Xingxing"?

Now that I calm down and think about it, I really feel that something is wrong.

Because Ye Yixing has always been straightforward and forthright, and will not make such "childish" jokes.Furthermore, even if he was making a joke, what about others?Why doesn't it show up?It stands to reason that personal items, especially wallets and keys, should not be carried by a cat. Are pets so smart now?Also, he hadn't heard that Ye Yixing had a cat... The weirdest thing was the gesture the black cat made to him at that time. At that moment, he really felt that the black cat in front of him was Ye Yixing himself!

No, no, don't think about it, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible...

Yang Qu shook his head to get rid of the strange thoughts that jumped into his mind for a moment, put Ye Yixing's things and the A4 paper folded silently by himself into the bag, and said: "Ye Yixing has something to do at the moment, so I can't make it..."

"Hey, who does this black cat belong to?"

Yang Qu scratched his head and said, "Maybe it's a stray cat that accidentally broke into the hotel..."

Everyone was a little disappointed when they heard this, especially the girls. One of the elementary school girls from the literature and art department asked disappointedly: "Eh? Why didn't senior Ye come?!"

Liu Ting looked at Yang Qu, who was still not overwhelmed, and quickly greeted everyone to sing and drink, while coaxing the little girl: "It's always Ye Xuechang, Ye Xuechang, it's the same with Liu Xuechang!"

Another boy also booed: "That's right! You see, there are Zhang Xuechang, Wang Xuechang, and Li Xuechang here, hahaha, junior girls can't just hang themselves on a tree!"

The school girl snorted mischievously, and said with a smile, "Where are you as handsome as Senior Ye!"

Huang Ji said angrily: "You bunch of perverts! You only know how to look at handsome guys! Senior Huang, let me tell you the truth—handsome guys are not good things! You only lie to you by appearance, and you will regret it if you don't spit out your bones when you are eaten. It’s too late! Hurry up and fall into Senior Huang’s warm embrace now!!”

"Cut~~~" the girls sighed for a while.

"We just love to see handsome guys, and we would be willing to be eaten!" A bold and beautiful girl retorted with a smile.

"That's right, what's more, not only do we like to see handsome guys, but we also like to see handsome guys with handsome guys..." A girl said while stretching out two fingers to rub against each other, "Together... like this!!"

"Hahahahaha..." The girls let out a "scary" laugh, and the atmosphere suddenly returned to the previous lively and relaxed atmosphere.

Huang Ji gritted his teeth with hatred, but looked at the girls who were laughing together and felt conflicted joy in his heart: "It seems that I still have to go to Bangzi Country for the rest of my life..."

A boy sneered and said: "Huang Laoji, no matter how neat you are, you can't be more beautiful than He Xuechang, who is naturally beautiful! Don't waste your energy and money!"

"Exactly! If it doesn't work out, there will be a headline in the newspaper - A certain boy from F University died on the operating table after undergoing plastic surgery!"

"At that time, F University will be even more famous!!"

There was a burst of laughter.

"It's good to be beautiful, men and women take it all..."

Without paying attention to the pale face of He Yanlu who was sitting in the corner, someone said loudly, "It's more than that! Even cats are desperate..."

"That's right!! They all fell asleep on Senior He's body!!"

"Treatment from a beauty!!"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Hey! Is this cat a male or a female?" I don't know who asked this question, and everyone's blood boiled with excitement.

A boy said excitedly: "Quick! Give it a body check!"

A group of people immediately gathered around: "Senior He! Turn it over and show us!"

He Yanlu was unhappy, but he didn't like to attack, but the previous gentle expression was completely gone on his face, and he just looked at them coldly.

Huang Ji noticed the change in the other party's face, and hurriedly said: "How can you trouble Senior He with this kind of thing, let me, a dirty man, do it..." When he reached out to grab the black cat, the black cat suddenly woke up...

Ye Yixing looked at the people surrounding him with horror, their eyes were glowing green, and their expressions were extremely "ferocious".

But, is his sixth sense wrong? !Why did the group of people in front of him look like they were going to rape him when he woke up?

(=皮=) As a cat at this moment, he is deeply alarmed that the danger is coming and his virginity is at stake...

Ye Yixing bowed his ears and backed away slowly, feeling that his tail had touched He Yanlu's waist (it's a strange feeling to have a tail...), he immediately controlled it to put it away, and then his back stuck to the opponent's lower abdomen Up, there is no way back...

Ye Yixing stared at them, grinning - don't come near me! ! !

"Meow - ouch - woo~~"

(=口=) Is this a horse? ?Why is my voice so unintimidating! ?On the contrary, there is a taste of being coquettish and begging for protection!

A few careful students who can observe words and expressions looked in disbelief at Senior He's expression softened instantly. He stretched out a hand to grab the two front paws of the black cat, restrained them and lifted them upwards. Then, the cat's chest, cat's stomach, cat's legs and cat's legs JJ showed off in front of everyone...

Ahhhhh~~ahhhhhh! !I drop Yahweh and Sakyamuni! !This is a damn thing! ?

Ye Yixing didn't have time to struggle, he just felt a chill down his lower body...

Someone's slender fingers had already touched between his legs, and they let go after only a slight touch, and then heard He Yanlu's low voice blowing over his head like a breeze: "Mr.

"Oh oh oh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"So it's a public one~~~~~~"

……

Ye Yixing's two thighs, one tight, three souls out of body, six souls returned to heaven, his whole body was weak, the cat's brain was congested, and he fainted.

Before fainting, Ye Yixing's mournful voice of soul lingered in a certain cat's head, endlessly——

"He Yanlu!!!~~Hello~ruthless!!!!!!~~~~"

Several women hugged each other excitedly and screamed: "Grand lord! lord! ~ lord~!!!..."

A boy who didn't understand ventriloquized in confusion: It's just a male, so excited?What the hell should they be happy about?Yang Qu glanced at the boy calmly, and smiled helplessly in his heart, hey, they are the ones who are the ones who are excited... The little friends don't know enough, let's hang out for a few more years...

"All right, all right, stop making trouble over a cat! I'm the protagonist of today!"

"Oh, I actually forgot Minister Yang, I deserve death!" Everyone hurriedly toasted and blessed, and took their attention away from Hei Mao and He Yanlu.

What can't be taken back is Ye Yixing's soul, floating irregularly in the air: I was touched in public or was touched by He Yanlu. This kind of humiliation, I will die with my eyes closed, and I will not die with my eyes closed! ! !

Ye Yi OK!This revenge is not a gentleman! ! !

etc!Brother is lying on... He Yanlu's lap right now?

So...that's pretty close =_=...

Someone's soul returns to the body in an instant.

He Yanlu lightly rubbed the black cat's ears, looked at its pitiful appearance with trembling body curled up and its tail lying on his lap, and thought: This little guy is actually shy...

Just thinking it was funny, he suddenly noticed that one of the black cat's front paws was slowly rubbing against his... between his legs...!

He Yanlu froze all over, staring dumbfounded at the paw pressing on his part, and then retracting it stealthily...

...!

This bastard thinks I don't feel it! ?

Tighten your hands—

"Meow..."

Ye Yixing's ear was twisted.

A certain cat sprang up in pain, and wanted to run away, but He Yanlu tightly grabbed its ears, and... the tail was also pinched in his hand!A kind of indescribable numbness and pain spread from the tail to the whole body, as if pulling that place would make all the muscles of the whole body feel uncomfortable... This part of the tail is really not a good thing!Nima's brother has another vital part!I really want to turn my head and bite him hard!

(T port T)

"Little cat..." He Yanlu looked at the trembling cat with anger and amused, he loosened the strength in his hands, but still did not let go of the restraint.

Ye Yixing comforted himself deeply in his heart: Calm down, calm down!Ye Yi OK!Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge! ! ! !

There are live treasures such as Liu Ting and Huang Ji, and Yang Qu's birthday party is full of enthusiasm and joy.Minister Yang was already drunk and thrown aside at halftime, and even He Yanlu was given a glass of wine under the booing of everyone.He Meiren was overwhelmed with alcohol, and after a few sips, her face turned red and drowsy, so she leaned on the sofa with the cat in her arms and closed her eyes to rest.

Ye Yixing thought in his heart that it was a good thing he was "not here". If Ye Yixing himself was present on this occasion, he would be caught drinking. Forced to death is one.

Although Ye Yixing can drink, his wine taste is not good.

The so-called bad wine quality means that after drinking, you utter the truth, and answer what you ask. I was once teased that if you commit a crime, you don’t need to be interrogated, just get drunk.Secondly, Ye Yixing is more courageous after drinking, like Wu Song, he dares to fight a tiger after three bowls, and he will be impulsive when he drinks...

The most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced was at the reunion of high school graduates. I was provoked by everyone because I was drunk. Opened, but after waking up, Ye Yixing never had the face to go to his alma mater to see his teacher...

Since then, Ye Yixing has had an absolute principle when drinking alcohol - his head can bleed or bleed, but he can't drink until he smokes!

At this moment, seeing the hard-working students who fell down one by one, Ye Yixing was once again thankful that he turned into a cat!

After eleven o'clock, the girls left early because the student dormitory had an access control time, and a group of boys who were weak in combat also fled one after another under the pretext of "accompanying the girls back to the dormitory".

He Yanlu took out his mobile phone to check the time, got up "staggeringly" and stepped over several "corpses" to Yang Qu's side, pushed him, Yang Qu opened his eyes in a daze, and saw He Yanlu He took out a pen from his trouser pocket and handed it to him, saying, "Chu Wenxing gave you a gift."

Yang Qu woke up in an instant, propped his body up with his sore head shaking, took the pen and asked, "Where are the others?"

He Yanlu said: "His grandfather has a big birthday today and has returned to his hometown, so please ask me to come... Happy birthday to you."

Yang Qu nodded and smiled, "Thank you."

After finishing speaking, holding the pen in his hand, he tilted his head and fell asleep again...

Ye Yixing looked at Yang Qu convulsively, and said with disdain in his heart: Hey, man, you're pretending to be drunk and you're not good enough, right?

He Yanlu looked around for a week, and there were few sober people. He touched the black cat in his arms and said, "It seems that they are all drunk..."

Ye Yixing's claws were on the clothes on He Yanlu's chest, for fear that someone would throw him into a black box full of "dead bodies" reeking of alcohol.

"Do you... want to go back with me?" He Yanlu lowered his head and asked softly to the black cat in his arms.

Ye Yixing's poor heart, which had endured several huge ups and downs, started beating wildly again...

Go back with He Yanlu...go back with He Yanlu...

Does that mean living with him?Eat and sleep together and go to class together? (Hey, who told you?) How can He Yanlu write novels...?

All curiosity can be satisfied and the other party will not find out that he is Ye Yixing!

throb!Excited!Chicken jelly! ! !I want to follow you back! ! !

"Meow~meow~~"

Ye Yixing screamed twice, shaking his "cold hair", instinctively drooped his ears and rubbed against He Yanlu's chest, expressing his affirmative answer.

He Yanlu chuckled happily: "...Little guy."

When he got out of the hotel, He Yanlu let out a breath, his eyes were no longer blurred, his walking was no longer shaky, he held the black cat in one hand, walked briskly to the side of the road, stopped a taxi, and sat in Ye Yixing's stunned Get in the car.

——Is this guy really drunk?So fucking drunk! ? (=dish=)

Ye Yixing vomited three liters of blood in his heart, rub it, brother is too out of date!

Goths need to change their principles - they would rather pretend than sleep, drink but not get drunk! !

He Yanlu calmly took out his wallet, and said to the driver in his usual calm and clear voice——

"Please go to F University South Road, No. 16 Xingyueyuan."