Becoming a Cat

"Little guy, tell Dad... who are you?"

Ye Yixing felt that his heart stopped beating suddenly, and he stared at the man in front of him stiffly. The other man's eyes seemed sharp, but more (==)sexy - he couldn't have noticed it! ?

"Where did you come from?" He Yanlu continued to ask softly.

Ye Yixing could only keep silent, because even if he wanted to find an excuse to justify himself, he would just "meow".

"...Are you a gift from God?"

"..."

"...Come to keep me company?"

"..."

The man in front of him only uttered a word every few minutes, guessed slowly, laughed slowly, then closed his eyes as if drowsy, and relaxed the hand holding him.When Ye Yixing almost thought he was going to fall asleep, He Yanlu suddenly opened his eyes and got up again, and whispered, "You can't sleep with me because you didn't take a shower."

Ye Yixing's stiff expression finally collapsed: I'm mowing the grass! !He Yanlu!Brother's heart was scared to death by you! !My brother had been drafting for a long time how to take the next step, but you said "I didn't take a bath" completely overturned it! !Ah, He Yanlu, your IQ is on the same level as Yang Qu's! ! !

Originally, I was silently admiring He Yanlu's keenness, thinking that the other party had discovered the clue that "this cat must have something to do with Ye Yixing", but at this moment, someone's speech that subverted ordinary people's thinking was once again intriguing.

Ye Yixing was carried downstairs by He Yanlu with a black line on his face, and was thrown beside the big white rabbit.

"Hey, sleep here, don't be afraid, sister will protect you."

……

What idiot, do you have common sense?Do you know that siblings cannot share the same bed!Nima's will have the risk of incest! !

Ye Yixing jumped off the sofa unhappily, and followed He Yanlu who turned and went upstairs. As soon as the other party fell on the bed, he jumped up and lay down on the side: How could I sleep on the sofa! (Why didn't you think that father and son are in danger==)

Turning over and seeing some unscrupulous animal curled up in his quilt and looking at him harmlessly, with an innocent face, He Yanlu murmured in a daze: "Hey, why are you here again..."

Someone persevered and went downstairs with the black cat in his arms again. (==)

Ye Yixing began to struggle: "Meow~meow~meow~~" I'm going to bed, I'm going to sleep with you!Fuck your sister Dabai!Sleep with that rabbit and write the name upside down! !

He Yanlu stopped, touched Ye Yixing's head, and said with a more innocent expression than the black cat: "You didn't take a bath...you can't sleep with Dad..."

Ye Yixing stiffened the cat's arm, shaking the cat's fingers: ...! ! ...! !ah! ! ...!Brother is going to collapse! !

"Meow!!!"

"So naughty..." He Yanlu smiled helplessly, "Dad is very tired..."

"Meow~meow~!"

"Okay, okay, take a bath." A certain person sighed, pinched the black cat that had nowhere to escape, walked to the bathroom again, and told him, "Be good when you wash, or you will be locked in a small dark room..."

(Ye Yixing, are you swollen? Are you swollen and passed out!)

(=皮=) Brother wants revenge, brother wants revenge!If you dare to continue doing it (Xiaoye, please don’t make people so mesmerizing), brother will definitely take revenge!

Depressed?Regret it?Going crazy?That's too late! !

There is no body wash for cats...Will it hurt the skin to bathe cats with shampoo?But only Head & Shoulders, can you make do with it?It seems to be refreshing... Cats should not be able to bear the mint smell.

"Meow~meow~" Since you can't escape, you should try to get closer to the side that is beneficial to you!Do not use Head & Shoulders Mint!When it’s a human, the scalp can’t stand the stimulation. If it’s a cat, what’s the difference between using mint and pouring sulfuric acid! !

He Yanlu frowned and left Head & Shoulders aside, while comforting the struggling black cat in his arms: "Be good, don't make trouble."

I remember that Chu Wenxing gave himself a bottle of shampoo last time, saying something mild... "Ah, here it is." He Yanlu found a white bottle from the locker, and Ye Yixing took a closer look. This is not what I usually use. Shampoo brand?

He Yanlu opened the lid and smelled the shampoo in the white bottle. The faint scent was not pungent: "Well... this is it..." Put hot water, and prepare clean towels with better water absorption , He Yanlu gently dipped the black cat into the water basin...

"Meow - ouch~"

Ye Yixing, whose paws had just touched the surface of the water, suddenly wailed mournfully. He Yanlu immediately picked him up when he was nervous, and stretched out his hand to check the water temperature: "...It's too hot, it seems."

(T Pan T) God horse "like"! !He Yanlu, you bastard, do you want to cook cat meat? !Don't you test the temperature first after putting the hot water in? !

He Yanlu looked distressedly at the black cat whose paws were scalded and was trembling in fear (it was angry), and comforted him softly: "Good..." He Yanlu patted the black cat's head to comfort him, while adjusting Water temperature, "Try it with your tail later..."

Ye Yixing: ...

He Yanlu grabbed someone's tail and plunged into the water: "Is it OK?"

"Meow..." (someone is already powerless...)

This time the voice was a little softer, probably to express approval.Only then did He Yanlu safely immerse the cat in the water, and the fur on its body was wetted by the water. The originally fluffy cat's body shrank suddenly. There was not much fat on its body, and its limbs seemed to be very healthy. The body of the black cat is still good (==), but when it gets wet, its hair sticks to its body and looks skinny... He Yanlu tilted his head and thought, the cat should be fed a little fatter and comfortable to hold.

Because he was afraid that chemical detergents would be harmful to cats, He Yanlu only used a small amount of shampoo. Even so, he rubbed a lot of bubbles on the black cat. Ye Yixing, who was originally extremely upset, slowly relaxed under the gentle gestures of the other party. down.Ye Yixing usually has the habit of taking a bath before going to bed. Although it is impossible to take a bath every day if he turns into a cat, it is unprecedented to be cleaned by others like a massage. Without the sense of shame as a human being, every part of his body Ye Yixing squinted his eyes to enjoy the feeling of being gently scratched and rubbed by someone he cared about.

...uh...the left side of the neck is a little heavier...well, and the back...uh...don't touch my tail (tuck it up!)...ah, the tail is caught again...forget it, bear with it (==)...

"Little guy enjoys it very much..." He Yanlu murmured with a chuckle, and his tone was already indescribably pampering.

Until someone's hand reached the lower abdomen of the black cat...

Nima's mistake!Enjoy a bird!Ye Yixing, your brain is showing off, isn't it?This person in front of you is giving you a bath!bath! !Not only will I touch your belly, your tail, your PP, but also your JJ!No no no!How dare you touch such a gentle word?That's rubbing (T皿T)!

When Ye Yixing had a premonition that there would be no return from this trip...it was a test of his determination, woohoo...

The whole body is stiff and waiting for the sweet torture to pass... Ye Yixing comforts himself in his heart, calm and calm (T_, T) He is your father!He is just overflowing with "fatherly love"!Don't think so dirty, be pure!Just a shower, really just a shower! !

But this torture is too long!He Yanlu, don't let my brother know that you are playing tricks on me!I will definitely take revenge, woohoo! ...

it is finally over.After rinsing off the foam on his body, Ye Yixing resisted the urge to shake his whole body and throw water droplets like an ordinary cat. Although it is very cool to do so, the water droplets will splash on someone who has already been washed...

He Yanlu wrapped the cat in a dry towel and wiped it, and the absorbent towel was more than half wet.

"...It won't cause problems after washing..."

Ye Yixing narrowed his eyes: what is he talking about?

"...Ordinary cats can flick water droplets, why can't Xiao Hei...seem a bit dumb..."

(=dish=) Fuck!I was thinking of you!

He Yanlu wiped the slightly trembling (still pissed off) black cat, turned on the hair dryer to the hottest setting, and muttered softly, "I hope it doesn't get cold..."

My brother's mouth is almost distorted by you, being a cat can't afford to hurt, taking a bath is almost deformed physically and mentally...

Finally, the bathing torture was over with complete collapse.

"Um...wet." He Yanlu mumbled to himself in a daze, and took off the lavender bathrobe that he had been wearing after taking a bath in front of him, looking at He Yanlu's naked body. Back, Ye Yixing was already unable to growl.

"Pale yellow...chicken..." He Yanlu was yawning and groping on the sofa to find out his pajamas and pajamas and put them on. He Yanlu was finally able to sleep well after all the hardships. He Yanlu hugged the soft and fluffy kitten Lying on the soft bed with a satisfied face.

Ye Yixing, who had worked so hard to maintain his composure on the surface, looked at the man in cartoon pajamas with an "innocence" face in his heart at the moment, which was not funny.However, the true image that completely subverted He Meiren's legendary description of "deep and stable, elegant and noble, and a cold-faced prince" was really hard for him to accept indifferently for a while!What are you talking about being arrogant, indifferent and repulsive? Ah, this is a problematic boy who lacks childhood happiness and yearns for love and care!How many people have been rejected for confessing to He Yanlu? It would be a tragedy if this kind of realistic image is shown in front of admirers who respect him!

Because it is too shining, Ye Yixing understands that if he doesn't pretend well, he will not be able to see clearly the purpose of the people who approach him, and he will not be able to distinguish which are his real friends.

Ye Yixing felt ashamed when he thought that he also had the stupid idea of ​​"being frostbitten by a cold beauty" at the beginning - he was an eggplant with a big head, if He Yanlu appeared in the school like this, how many damn people would there be? I can't wait to pounce on him in an instant to "warm" him!His disguise is too correct choice!I'm so fucking lucky that only Lao Tzu saw the truth!This is simply the guidance of the gods' instructions and destiny! ...

In the quiet night, the hands of the clock have passed the word "1".Six hours ago, Ye Yixing hadn't spoken a word to He Yanlu, and now they are falling asleep together. Life really becomes unimaginable in a blink of an eye.

The body is so tired, but the heart is full of swelling happiness, which cannot be explained.

The difficulties to be faced, the problems to be solved, and the tomorrow to be met, let’s think about it when the sun rises again...

Pillowing He Meiren's arm, kissing the other person's skin (?), smelling the fresh scent of his body mixed with the scent of shower gel, Ye Yixing was tangled but painfully happy, slowly closed his eyes, The first night of his cat career...

He had a dream.In the dream, there was an extremely comfortable pure white double bed, and beside the bed was a floor lamp lit with dim orange light. Under the warm and elegant light, one could clearly see two men on the bed hugging each other with their limbs intertwined.The body was covered with a very thin silk quilt. Under the quilt, the two of them didn't know if they were completely naked, but at least they were not wearing tops. That kind of flamboyant beauty did not violate the slightest sense of harmony...

Taking a closer look, the slender boy with jade-colored skin turned out to be He Yanlu, with light brown hair softly scattered on the pillow, thick long eyelashes, perfect nose shape, thin cherry-colored lips pursed, slightly curved Leaning his neck on another man's chest... That man has wheat-colored skin, his arms are stronger than He Yanlu's, and his whole body is slightly larger, as if he could just wrap around He Yanlu's body and wrap it loosely looking at each other.Hands rested on his waist, rubbing his hair in the nape of his neck.A handsome smile hangs on his face even when he is asleep...

Those eyebrows are obviously her...

I just don't know why, but the hair is not blond, but black.

After a while, He Yanlu seemed to want to adjust his posture and turn over. Ye Yixing looked at himself in the dream, holding the opponent's waist with one hand and holding the back of the opponent's head with the other hand, leaning his head close to his lips, licking, deep kiss...

Then, He Yanlu gasped seductively in his arms, frowning but couldn't refuse.This kind of behavior undoubtedly stimulated someone to make the next move. Ye Yixing applauded excitedly for himself in the dream, staring at the scene intently, afraid that if he made a little movement, the picture would be broken...

Not disappointing him, the black-haired self turned over and pressed the weak He Yanlu under him, and the thin quilt slipped slightly, revealing the young bodies of the two.He Yanlu was under him, blushing, and coquettishly said with aggrieved face: "Xiao Hei, you can't bully Dad..."

Then he pressed his wrist and said, "Just bully, who asked you to bathe me!"

He Yanlu turned his head to avoid his bite: "Don't, stop... If you don't stop, I will turn you into a cat!"

Ye Yixing suddenly looked terrified, increased his strength to suppress the opponent, and said loudly: "No, absolutely not!"

He Yanlu, who was originally cute and alluring, suddenly smiled sinisterly with the corners of his mouth raised as if possessed by Snow White's stepmother: "Hmph, it's not up to you..."

In an instant, Ye Yixing became dizzy, lightened his body, and He Yanlu in front of him was magnified several times, and he had turned into a black cat and was grabbed by the opponent on his chest! (=dish=)

Then, the man asked Ye Yixing gloomily: "Little guy, come on, tell Dad, who are you..."

Ye Yixing was depressed and wanted to yell and explain, He Yanlu, you bastard! !Brother is Ye Yixing! !

What came out was a cat's whine: "Meow~meow~meow~~"

And then, He Yanlu stopped smiling, looked at him in a daze and said, "Daddy will give you a bath..." As he spoke, he was pushed into the scalding water...

Ye Yixing shouted, no, no, no...

The tragic meowing continued to float in the air... Meow~meow~...

On the bed in reality, a black cat's chest was half-pressed between the arm and the bed by He Yanlu, the black cat twisted its face and gasped weakly...

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On another bed in the same city, Yang Qu held Ye Yixing's mobile phone in his left hand and the pen given by Chu Wenxing in his right hand, tragically going mad.sleep! !Let's talk tomorrow...

……

Go to your grandma's April 21st! On the first day when I was [-], the goth had insomnia! !The year is not good! !