Becoming a Cat

Is it because there is another little creature with a beating heart beside me, so sleep is so peaceful?

20 years of loneliness and hesitation, ups and downs in the ocean of life, at this moment seems to see a small island that can be docked.

——If you could always be by my side...

At eight o'clock in the morning, the early spring sunshine has already shone through the blinds on the white bed, warm and soft.

He Yanlu leaned on the pillow with his upper body propped up on his elbows, squinting his narrow eyes and looking at the sleeping black cat. It was actually lying on its back... Because of breathing, its furry abdomen rose and fell, with one front paw pointing up , the other facing down against the side of the body, with the tail curled up against the hind paws.

Such a humane sleeping position made He Yanlu's mouth slightly raised. When he woke up, he saw the scene in front of him that seemed to soften all the nerve cells in an instant. It felt surprisingly comfortable.

Reaching out to touch the black cat's ears, it seemed to feel itchy, shook its small pointed ears and stretched out its paws to scratch, then tilted its head and hid the ears between the pillow and the mattress.

He Yanlu couldn't bear to quarrel with it, so he got up lightly, and went to the other side of the room to look at the class schedule posted on the wall - from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] on Friday, an overview of ancient classics, and there was an optional course at [-]:[-] noon , Comparative Literature and World Literature.It will be two o'clock in the afternoon after class, will Xiao Hei be hungry or lonely when he is alone at home?But cats should be able to have fun at home by themselves, and they can also play with Dabai...

Opening the closet, there are all light-colored clothes of the same style. He Yanlu seems to prefer white and purple.Picking out a long-sleeved cotton lavender shirt and putting it on, he went downstairs while buttoning it. He came to the living room and unloaded a few hangers from the pile of clothes on the sofa. He Yanlu threw last night's clothes into the washing machine. He took out his clothes, opened the glass door between the living room and the balcony, and hung them in the sun.

He leaned his neck back and took a few deep breaths of fresh air. He went back to the house and closed the sliding door carefully and locked it, thinking that Xiao Hei would wake up after a while, and if he accidentally ran to the balcony, it would be dangerous if he fell off.

Opened the refrigerator, only sweets and milk drinks, someone frowned, cats should not eat sweets, right?So I took the bowl with the bear pattern that I usually use, poured some milk and put it on the ground - when it wakes up, it will go downstairs to look for food, and you can see the milk, um, I will drop by after class in a while Buy some cat food and dried fish in the supermarket.

Then he went back to the sofa, picked up the pile of clothes on the sofa and went upstairs.

Xiao Hei seems to like to sleep with him, so he doesn't need to buy a special cat litter.Yesterday, it was planned to let it spend the night with Dabai, but at that time it put on an expression of obvious disdain, but when it slept with him, it looked satisfied and enjoying.

Thinking of this, He Yanlu suddenly laughed, it seemed that he really liked him.

Gather up the clothes and hang them in the cabinet one by one.In fact, it is afraid that some animal will bite and bite randomly after getting up, or accidentally "excrete" on it... Ahhh!Xiao Hei still needs to poop!Need to buy cat litter, looks like a trip to the pet store.

Because it belongs to his own space, he puts things casually. Except for hygiene, He Yanlu seldom organizes things. It is not because he is lazy, but because he is really not good at cleaning. I can't find keys, books and other items that are usually placed in a fixed position at random, and I let myself not organize them over time.

He Yanlu couldn't help but get a headache when he thought of the possibility of Xiao Hei picking up things indiscriminately.

But isn't that what raising small animals is all about? It's both troublesome and enjoyable. With it, life should be much more interesting.

After picking up the books for class and a novel from the bookshelf at random, He Yanlu looked back at the little black cat who was still dozing off on the bed, said something softly, and went downstairs to go out.

After hearing the "click" knock on the door, the black cat that was still curled up on the bed suddenly woke up and opened its eyes.

It was as if he had heard someone tell him just now that his father would be back soon...

(==) Ye Yixing's first thought was that it really wasn't a dream, he was still a cat at the moment, and he became He Yanlu's son; his second thought was that he was locked at home by He Yanlu...

As the sun rises again, questions to consider follow.

How cruel life is, the problem will not fall asleep just because you sleep. If you can't adjust your mood and move on before waking up again, then even if you sleep, you are just avoiding the problem.

But of course, our classmate Ye Heimao is a very tough existence.

Jumped out of bed, rushed to He Yanlu's desk, opened its laptop——

A password is required... (=皮=)

He Yanlu, you pig!You must set a password on your computer at home!Are you so insecure?

Unhappily, Ye Yixing began to operate the keyboard to enter the DOS system to perform password cracking steps.

He has won various computer competition awards since he was a child. If he hadn’t met Zhi Yan on the Internet during his sophomore year in high school, he would have started chasing Zhi Yan after only an interest in literature, and then turned out to be possessed by a ghost. He carefully investigated Zhiyan's major and school, and then chose the Department of Literature under the opposition of his parents... He is now likely to be majoring in computer or financial management.Although learning Chinese is really boring, I didn't understand why I wanted to approach him so frantically at the time, it was like a kind of pure worship, although I absolutely couldn't admit it.

Someone took an eraser and pressed one of the keys, because his cat's paws are equivalent to only two fingers, and some commands are really incompetent... Passwords or something, stupid like He Yanlu, should be set to something like Your own birthday or the birthday of an important person.

Thinking of this, Ye Yixing felt a little warm in his heart. The scenes that subverted He Yanlu's image that happened yesterday are still fresh in his memory. Although some actions made him dumbfounded, he did not expect that person to be so cute. It turns out that this is Zhi Yan I—Dabai, Xiaohei, brother, sister and father, hehe, is he someone who lives in a fairy tale?Every protagonist in Mingming’s novels is portrayed so maturely and charmingly, and there are usually some thought-provoking philosophical revelations and life principles inadvertently, which will always make readers mistakenly think that the author is a deep and knowledgeable person , just like his appearance...

But no one would have thought that I would be so naive, right?

Now, "Black Cat" knows.

Although the keyboard operation was difficult for the black cat, Ye Yixing cracked the password easily. When he saw a series of numbers popping up on the screen, Ye Yixing went black again——

[123456]

...!childish!idiot!fool!Fool!

This person's IQ is definitely not on the same level as him!Absolutely, absolutely!How could I lose to a guy like that!

Ye Yixing entered the system resentfully, and saw the desktop background of someone's notebook - two cartoon rabbits smiling silly at him.

Really... Speechless to ask the heavens! !

A certain black cat continued to comfort himself: Ye Yixing, calm down!You knew what kind of person He Yanlu was last night!

After carefully browsing the class schedule posted on the wall by He Yanlu, Yang Qu and He Yanlu are at the same level but not in the same class. The professional courses should be taken together, but the elective courses are not necessarily the same. Usually, on Friday afternoons, Yang Qu often meets Ask Ye Yixing to come out to play ball or go shopping in the bookstore. Based on this speculation, Yang Qu should have no class in the afternoon.

Knowing that the other party's mobile phone would prompt him to receive an E-mail, Ye Yixing logged into his own mailbox with no records and struggled to send an email to Yang Qu, saying that he would go to him in the afternoon.

Yang Qu immediately replied: [Where are you from?What happened last night?Your cell phone is still with me! ] Ye Yixing's face twitched, and he sent a channel: [It's hard to explain, we will meet in the afternoon. ] I just appeared in front of you yesterday!Come back later and challenge your IQ...

Yang Quhui said: [I finish class at eleven o'clock, and you come to my place at noon. ] As soon as Yang Qu settled down, Ye Yixing closed the browser and began to peek at the contents of He Yanlu's computer.Working with computers since he was a child, Ye Yixing is already proficient at controlling the mouse with his cat's claws. As long as he doesn't press the keyboard and type, everything will be fine.

Opening someone's hard drive, Ye Yixing couldn't get a handle on the messy folders inside.

This person's computer is the same as the living room downstairs, things are misplaced!

Seeing a folder named "A" with keen eyes, Ye Yixing's heart skipped a beat. Most boys' computers would have gross pornography... Could it be that He Yanlu is also that kind of pious person?

Opening folder A in a panic, Ye Yixing's cat eyes widened, "City of Moon Ink", "Aura"... Huh?Isn't this He Yanli's novel?Is this folder where he stores electronic manuscripts?Apart from the titles of the novels that Ye Yixing has read, what is this "Prince of Green Pepper"?And the subfolder "Unmanageable Children"?What is this "B" again?

Ye Yixing first opened the documents in the Prince Qingjiao folder, read the previous paragraphs, and felt chills... Isn't this the "White World" series written by him!I vaguely remember that the protagonist in the story likes to eat green peppers (==), and he is actually called the Prince of Green Peppers!He Yanlu's self-entertainment ability really makes him laugh...

There are more than a dozen documents in "Uncontrollable Children". Ye Yixing picked a few to browse, some of them were story outlines or fragment descriptions, and there were also short stories with tens of thousands of words, most of which he had never read. He was a little curious about the length Such a short story, according to Zhiyan's style, he can talk about many things in one story.

Ye Yixing found a few articles and pulled them down to the end of the document. After reading it briefly, he realized that it was not completed.Could it be that these were all written by He Yanli?Why is the folder named "Uncontrollable Children"?Not every story he writes is his child!Could it be that "I can't control it" means...the character's character went berserk (==)?

This possibility cannot be ruled out.Indeed, if the author's skill is not high or the background setting is contradictory, the characters' personalities will easily collapse so that the plot cannot develop according to the setting.

Ye Yixing himself had a deep understanding of this in the early stages of creation, so the structure is very important when writing a story.The structure often requires rigorous logic and well-thought-out suspense settings. One link is closely linked. An improper arrangement can easily lead to self-contradictory characters. If the collapse is serious, if you insist on writing it down, you can only use personality Splitting or fickleness comes from justification, and it may also lead to anticlimax of the article, that is, unfinished.

For Ye Yixing, who has a good mind, the structure of the novel is not difficult. What is difficult is to have a breakthrough plot and imagination, how to interpret various characters from the front and side, and how to slowly create vivid characters through stories, etc. ...

When I was in high school, I read some of Zhiyan’s early works. Ye Yixing, who is scientifically thinking, often felt that there was a little problem with the logic. The transition and connection in some places would be relatively blunt, making it difficult for readers to reflect the direction of the story at once, or some Inexplicable.However, the other party's creative skills and imagination are so high that it conceals his shortcomings. The excellent protagonist creation, ups and downs of the plot and unexpected development have created several popular novels.Although those are just someone's writing practice on the Internet, it can be said that the "unpredictability" of the plot is the characteristic of Zhiyan, and his talent in writing is indeed unparalleled.

For a long time, Ye Yixing’s comments and guesses about Zhiyan were “this guy is very smart”, until he accidentally learned that He Yanlu is Zhiyan himself, and the aloofness and deep appearance exuded by the other party have not been separated from Ye Yixing The range of understanding and contemplation until——last night!

(=皮=) This kind of imagination is definitely not because he is smart!It's that this guy's own thinking doesn't play cards according to common sense!

While lamenting that the opponent's strength and today's achievements were originally based on so many failed works, Ye Yixing opened the last folder "B", thinking that it must be another novel written by He Yanlu, and then appeared in He was startled by the pile of published document names in front of him.

It's just, those titles, why... feel so weird!

Ye Yixing opened one of the "Laughing Bear's Honey Flavored Lollipops" shaking his cat's paws. Inside the folder was a picture of the book's cover, childish cartoon animals and Hong Guoguo's "suitable for children under eight years old" font!Children's Intellectual Development Press?What a strange "rough color" of this horse!The author, Dabai's father.

——!

...! !

At this time, the twitching black cat knew another secret related to He Yanliu - He Yanliu, who used the pseudonym "Dabai's Dad", also wrote fairy tales... and it was written for children before elementary school. Intellectual Enlightenment Story! !

And Ye Yixing is no match for an internet writer who writes children's stories! !

At this moment, Ye Yixing's self-esteem shattered to pieces.

Only him... Only He Yanlu always let him taste this kind of failure!

I want to defeat him, I want to surpass him, no matter what method or method I use, I want to firmly keep the other party within the scope of my control, so as not to be so upset... Why is there such a thing? Ye Yixing doesn't want to think about his mood, he only knows that at this moment he is gradually being swallowed up by his raging ambition and possessiveness...

No, no!Ye Yixing, restore your calmness and wisdom!If you are a man, you should challenge it head-on!Oh no, he surpassed him quietly and quietly!Then stand in front of him again!Be proud of him!

……

Although doing so is a bit hypocritical and a bit insidious...

Well, it's kind of hypocritical...

Wacha!Control so much!I just want to save face!

Shaking the cat's head to get rid of those thoughts that made him irritable, Ye Yixing couldn't help but continue to peek at He Yanlu's other folders curiously, his paws trembled slightly, and he felt embarrassing in his heart, feeling that he was so fucking dirty!It's just a voyeuristic pervert...

(=皮=) However, if you know yourself and the enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without dying (?) ah...

(You haven't won yet, have you?)

The rest are mostly writing materials, some music, and cute pictures. In addition, the black cat student also found a bunch of Disney cartoons (==), that guy seems to have no resistance to these things like girls.

Ye Yixing smiled helplessly in his heart, the interests of the two are really completely different!

I suddenly caught a glimpse of the time in the lower right corner of the desktop, and it was past eleven o'clock.Reluctantly turning off He Yanlu's computer, Ye Yixing thought that there is no need to rush, there is a great opportunity to continue exploring the secrets of "his father" in the future!So he was going to go out to find Yang Qu.

After going downstairs, he was surprised to find that his sister (==) Dabai was sitting alone on the sofa, without the pile of clothes, and the original few messy books were neatly placed on the coffee table. Compared with last night, the living room looked The "tidy" is unbelievable.It's just that under the bright sunlight, the decoration style in the room still can't match a handsome guy who is called "the number one beauty in the literature department".

In the morning, there seemed to be rustling sounds in the dimness. It turned out that He Yanlu was cleaning up... Wait, is he afraid that he will crawl on it and get dirty? !

At this moment, Ye Yixing, a black cat whose IQ is higher than that of ordinary humans, feels a little uncomfortable. Someone secretly gritted his teeth, let his "Papa He" see the wisdom of "Black Son" in the future!

Walking around the sofa on catwalks, he suddenly heard a faint scent of milk coming from the kitchen. Ye Yixing saw a bowl of milk on the floor next to the refrigerator. This is... He Yanlu prepared for him?Unable to resist the hunger of an empty stomach, and the milk didn't know when it became so fragrant, Ye Yixing couldn't help sticking out his tongue to lick it, but the action of sticking half of his head into the bowl was really difficult for someone for a while. Come……

Does the sense of taste change after becoming a cat?Milk, which I am not usually keen on, is so delicious!After gulping down half a bowl, Ye Yixing contentedly licked the hair around his mouth wet with milk and (==) his beard with his tongue... Somewhat tangled, he scratched his face with his paws. Pay attention!Otherwise, he will laugh again when he sees this look.However, he really looks good when he smiles, maybe...it's good to make him smile, anyway, he doesn't know that he is Ye Yixing, so it won't be too embarrassing. (You will be exposed one day!)

Turning around in the house, Ye Yixing found that he couldn't go out through the main door, because firstly, the doorknob was too high to reach, and secondly, even if he reached his cat's claw, he couldn't unscrew the complicated doorknob.The balcony door was also locked. If you want to go out, you can only jump to the balcony through the kitchen window and then go downstairs.

He Yanlu lives on the second floor, which is the reason for the duplex apartment. This floor is equivalent to the height of the third floor of an ordinary building.If a person jumped down like this, it would probably break a bone, but at this moment, as a cat, it should have the ability to "lightly climb" rocks and walls - a jump from the balcony to the window eaves of the kitchen on the first floor, and then jump to the eaves of the kitchen. In the garden of the head of the household on the first floor, Ye Yixing rolled over on the grass and landed smoothly!

It's as light as a swallow!Enjoying the flexibility of the cat's body, Ye Yixing shook his whole body and shook the hair on his body - after taking a shower last night, he didn't enjoy the pleasure of shaking water droplets, now he feels refreshed after shaking twice, then took a deep breath, the black cat walked towards Yang Qu Let's go!