Becoming a Cat

The four claws replace all means of transportation, running back and forth.

Since the transformation, Ye Yixing, who has not eaten anything except the morning milk, is now very hungry.Cats are not gods, so they have to eat. After typing "hungry" on the clipboard, Yang Qu immediately called to order takeaway.

Steamed sea bass, squirrel mandarin fish, sweet and sour carp...

Twenty minutes later, when Ye Yixing smelled the aroma wafting from the opened food box in front of him, he wished he could swallow his tongue immediately.

I really have no resistance to fish...

There is no need to pay attention to any image issues in front of his brothers, Ye Yixing buried his head and gobbled it up for a while.

Yang Qu laughed while watching, "Although you definitely don't want to hear it..."

If you know I don't want to hear it, don't say it!Ye Yixing raised his tail and continued to eat fish.

"...Hahaha, no, I can't help it..." Yang Qu lay on the bed and gasped, covering his stomach, "If the girls in our school know that Ye Yixing has become like this, I don't know what will happen hahaha... ..."

After finishing the two fish, Ye Yixing raised his head, licked his mouth and glared at him, while instinctively stretched out his paws to wash his face.

"...I beg you haha! Can you stop doing this, it's just like a cat...I feel like I'm going crazy hahaha..."

Ye Yixing breathed out, making the cat's whiskers tremble, then jumped onto Yang Qu with grinning teeth, raised his paw...

"It's okay, buddy, I was wrong... Ha ha... Stop smiling." Yang Qu tried his best to control the expression on his face and recovered, and then said, "Is two enough?"

He also wants to eat another one, but he is full now, so he can save the other one for Yang Qu's dinner, but will Yang Qu eat leftovers from cats (==)?Licking his mouth again, Ye Yixing's paw pointed in the direction of the door.

Yang Qu was taken aback: "Leave?"

The black cat nodded.I looked at He Yanlu's class schedule before, and now he is about to finish class, and he must rush back before the other party goes home.It's not that I'm afraid that He Yanlu will find me sneaking out, but I think about the lonely expression that he might show if the other party can't find me after returning home...

After being brought home by He Yanlu yesterday, Ye Yixing saw the pile of notes pasted in front of that person's desk, and Ye Yixing knew that he was actually a lonely person.Although at the moment I don't particularly understand the reasons for the other party's loneliness and unhappiness.

Yang Qu said some caring words again. It is not easy to ask too many questions when facing the black cat Ye Yixing.

Since Yang Qu's home is not too far from the university campus, it is not troublesome for Ye Yixing to go back, but he needs to be careful when crossing the road.After Yang Qu repeatedly "confirmed" that the black cat could go back "alone", he opened the door and watched him off: "If you have any difficulties, find a way to contact me immediately, and I will be there on call."

Ye Yixing glanced at him, his deep green eyes conveyed his gratitude and trust, Yang Qu smiled knowingly, and said: "Go, experience a life that is completely different from others, it is definitely a wonderful experience."

bro, i know.

I will enjoy my time as a cat.

Look at the world from the perspective of another creature.

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On the way back to He Yanlu's house, Ye Yixing began to think about his column.

Since he regards He Yanlu as his opponent, Ye Yixing himself is naturally an Internet writer.

On the country's largest Chinese website for fantasy novels, in the eyes of everyone, the level is not inferior to another author of "Zhiyan" - Luomu Zhiqiu.

Since the second year of high school, Ye Yixing began to serialize novels on the Internet. Ye Yixing used the homonym of his own name to take the meaning of "one leaf knows autumn", and used "Luomu Zhiqiu" as a pen name, which is called Luomu for short.

Zhiyan and Luomu are two writers with completely different writing styles.If Zhiyan's story is a pop opera with clear ups and downs, then Luomu's novels are more inclined to fast-paced rap and rock.

Perhaps because of different growth experiences, or different levels of cultural precipitation, the two also have completely different reader groups.Teenagers who like to read tend to be more inclined to pop music, while most of those who listen to rock go to play basketball, so the readership is also unevenly distributed to a certain extent.Although in Ye Yixing's view, ranking determines everything, if you don't surpass it, you can't match it, even if you are only one place behind, you are still a loser.

Interestingly, even two completely different authors have readers who read their stories at the same time.

Ye Yixing once saw readers chatting about "Zhiyan and Luomu" on a forum. Among them, a reader who was inclined to read Luomu's novels commented: [I really like the stories of Luomu. They are more realistic and make people feel relaxed and happy to read.Although Zhiyan's novels are well written, some things are too empty to be accepted.Sometimes I wonder if Luomu and Zhiyan are two brothers. The things I write complement each other, and what Zhiyan lacks is what Luomu has. ] Then someone replied below: [Luo Mu doesn't write fantasy things, he is a pure man. ] Then someone said: [You mean that you are not a man anymore! ?Fuck you! ] Then readers on both sides began to fight each other: [How can I say that Luomu's ranking is not as good as Zhiyan. ] [Because readers love to dream... Hey, real life is not good enough. ]

[dream?It sounds so nice!Isn't it just obscenity? Isn't Luomu not obsessive?People who write novels are obsessive! ][Talking that the other party is an obsessive maniac, I still enjoy watching it, idiot! ] [What's the noise!If you don't like Zhiyan, go aside, it's uneducated! ]

[My favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite, my favorite...] Pure man, Luomu pure man...] [If you like it, watch it, if you don't like it, get out.Other writers didn't pinch each other, you dog eat dog here! ] Fighting turned into gossip——

[Maybe Zhiyan and Luomu are husband and wife! ]

[couple?That's right!All the information on the column is written by men! ]

[It is said that they are still studying?from the same school?The geniuses all ran away together! ][It is true?Could it be a classmate? ]

[I heard that Zhiyan is from the Chinese Department of F University, my sister is in F University, said that the Chinese Department randomly grabs ten out of ten and nine are writing novels =_= I don’t know which one is Zhiyan, and it’s not sure if it’s a woman . ] [No!female?Can a woman write such a domineering novel?I don't believe it! ] [Upstairs upstairs, the fallen wood is also F big? !Ah, I want to take the F major too! ] Gossip turned into breaking news——

[I heard that there is a shemale who is prettier than women in the Chinese Department of F University! ]

[Shemale?I'm still Brother Chun! A few days ago, a girl from the German Department of F University went to participate in Super Girl!Ouch, a total tomboy! ] [Neutral beauty is popular now, do you understand!Don't insult our brother Chun, I relied on his blessing to fail the exam last year! ]...

Although the topic can usually go far and wide, but as smart as Ye Yixing, he can find some real clues while selectively browsing the information in his brain, and then use his own computer technology to do a little research, follow the clues, and log in to the column through the account of the other party , found the IP address of the other party, most of them appeared near F University, and the private address was generally not displayed.Then pay attention to the place where the IP address changes, like the public address of the liberal arts department of the F University Library, it is very clear that Zhi Yan is indeed a student of the F University Department of Literature.

Then, half a year ago, Ye Yixing, who was bored surfing the Internet with his laptop in the study room, casually looked at the login address of the Zhiyan account at the moment, and that IP actually appeared in study room B of the Literature Building of F University—right next door to him.

Unable to restrain his excitement, he turned off the computer with trembling hands, put on his clothes and hat, and pretended to pass by the next door. Through the slightly closed door, there were only five or six students sitting in the brightly lit classroom who were buried in their books.

The only desk with a computer on it - the last row of the classroom. The man was wearing a V-neck gray sweater with a beautiful collarbone exposed. Frowning, the delicate facial features look particularly charming under the dim light of the screen...

Looking back, what Ye Yixing felt at that moment was only his heart beating like a drum.

Then, run away...

At that time, she would never have imagined that at this moment, she would appear in that person's house openly and aboveboard, and observe everything about him at the closest distance.

He didn't give up the idea of ​​defeating Zhiyan through novels, but the current situation made Ye Yixing really powerless.Turning into a cat, even typing has become a problem, how can I continue to write novels?It is absolutely impossible for me to give up the task of column tasks of more than [-] words per week, the responsibility established by accepting the signing of the publisher and the trust of the readers...

The plot of "The Prophecy of the Dark God" that is being serialized recently is also developing to a feverish stage. There are groups of readers who are reminded of the article. How to reply to them after they are published in the column?

Luomu has recently turned into a cat and cannot continue writing. Readers please wait patiently?

This kind of excuse can't even be called lame!Will be despised to death!

Sending a letter to the editor about being sick recently?But when will this disease be cured?What if you can't change back for the rest of your life? ...

(=皮=) Then talk about beyond words!Just obediently be his son! !

This question needs to be considered more carefully.

Back at No. 16 Xingyueyuan, the black cat jumped onto the balcony of He Yanlu's house in two or three steps, and when he slipped in through the kitchen window, he suddenly caught a glimpse of He Yanlu with a sad face.

He had already arrived home, and he seemed to have realized that the black cat was not at home, with a look of loss and sadness clearly displayed on his face.It may be because he has rummaged around, his hair is a little messy at the moment, and some bangs are slightly tilted to one side.He also unbuttoned his shirt to the third button, his eyes flickering uneasily.

Ye Yixing began to feel distressed inexplicably, squatting on the window sill of the kitchen, and softly called: "Meow~"

Turning his head suddenly, when He Yanlu met those emerald cat eyes, Ye Yixing instantly felt that the other's eyes lit up, his gloomy expression was exaggerated, and his spirit suddenly appeared.However, the excitement and happiness disappeared in a flash. The other party rushed over to pick up the little guy who made him worry just now, and said angrily: "Xiao Hei!"

"Meow~" Ye Yixing pretended to yell obediently, and lowered his head: I'm here, don't be so nervous about me...

"Run away without permission! Abandoning my father! What crime should I deserve!" He Yanlu raised his brows coldly, but his eyes were still bright, with one hand on his hips and the other pinching a front paw of the black cat, aggressively accusing Ye Yi of the crime.

Ye Yixing rolled his eyes, this fool was subverting his perfect image again.

"Father is very worried! The consequences are serious!" Seeing that the kitten didn't intend to reflect on himself, He Yanlu increased his hand strength and squeezed the black cat's small shoulders tightly, causing Ye Yixing to feel a little pain.

"Meow~~" Dad is merciful! (=_=)

"No food for you! Hungry!"

Fortunately, my brother has eaten enough at Yang Qu's house...

"Close the small black room and reflect for an hour!!"

(=dish=) Nima! !Ye Yixing began to struggle desperately, you stepfather! !

He Yanlu looked around for a small dark room, but even the bathroom in his apartment has a large window, which is quite bright.After turning around, he couldn't find a suitable "prison". Although the black cat struggled, he didn't scratch himself. He Yanlu felt a little soft-hearted.

When I can't find Xiao Hei, I feel sad, sad, lost... I feel abandoned.However, when I saw this tiger-like head stretching out in front of my eyes again, I suddenly felt at ease, and I couldn't explain the loneliness of being afraid of a person so strongly.

Just when Ye Yixing thought he could get away with it, He Yanlu suddenly grabbed the black cat and threatened again: "There is no small black room, close the black box! Hmph!"

(=皮=) You are so fucking vengeful!Why don't you just go out for a stroll!Are you as stingy!

"Meow!!~~" Ye Yixing cried out in protest.

"You can only go out with me in the future! The outside world is very dangerous!"

Your possessive desire is really strong!Ye Yixing complained, but his heart was beating excitedly, a sense of satisfaction from being cared about by the people who paid attention to him, which was indescribable.

"Do you understand?!" He Yanlu was still pouted, pulling his ear to teach him a lesson.

"Meow~meow~" I understand, I understand!

Ye Yixing was very conflicted. If it was an ordinary cat, he would definitely bite or scratch you indiscriminately. Is there such a gentle cat like me!He Yanlu, you willful and arrogant stepdad! ...

Seeing the signs of the black cat's weakness, He Yanlu finally relieved his anger, patted its head, and said, "I bought you delicious food..."

Ye Yixing squinted his eyes, wondering who was the one who told me not to eat just now...

Watching someone "joyfully" take out a large bag of orange-yellow-packed things from the bag at the door—Chicken brand cat food, his eyes are shining brightly: "Look! The kitten's favorite salmon flavor! "

……

Regardless of the black cat in his brain, He Yanlu has already rushed to unpack it, cut open the pocket and poured out a few biscuit-shaped things——

"Huh? It's in the shape of a small fish! Xiao Hei, can you understand that it's a fish? The cat food is so smart!"

Nima's wisdom!Can ordinary cats understand that it is in the shape of a fish?Can you be as smart as my brother? !wipe!

"Come here, try it!" He Yanlu beckoned to him, seeing the black cat squatting motionless on the sofa, he took the initiative to go over and stretch out his hand, with three bran-colored small fish-shaped cat food on the palm of his hand.

Ye Yixing quickly turned his head, how could I eat cat food!Then maybe they are all by-product compression products!What is a by-product, it may be something that has been chemically processed from dead chickens and fishes!He Yanlu!Your son, I am no ordinary cat! ! !

He Yanlu looked at the black cat with a look of disgust in confusion, and asked sadly, "You don't like it?"

nonsense!I'm not a real cat!What's more, I just ate two freshly baked real fish, how could I want to eat fake fish with unknown ingredients!

"The owner of the pet store clearly said that this type of cat food is the best seller! ... Lied to me ..." He Yanlu sat on the sofa, powerlessly found his mobile phone, pressed it a few times, and then lay down on the sofa to start calling.

While staring at him, Ye Yixing leaned on someone's waist to enjoy his touch.Is He Yanlu going to complain about the pet store?

"Hey, Wen Xing..."

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"What do cats like to eat?"

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"I brought it back from Yang Qu's birthday party yesterday."

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"Ah, I don't know..."

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"Okay, then come over later."

(=皮=) So soon Lao Yang’s little lover came out? !