Becoming a Cat

To be honest, Ye Yixing subconsciously rejected Chu Wenxing's visit.Because this feeling that his own domain will be invaded by strangers makes him quite uneasy.Ye Yixing didn't know why he would have such thoughts.He didn't quite understand what a cat's mind was like, but what was certain was that he was definitely infected by the arrogance and possessiveness inherent in cats.

Some people say that the difference between a cat and a dog is that if a person treats a dog well and gives him delicious food and a warm roof, the dog will think that the person must be a god.But cats are just the opposite. If people pamper and spoil cats, and provide cats with good food and good housing, then cats will think that they must be gods.

The space in which a cat lives is its kingdom, and its owner is its servant. Any intruder cat will instinctively feel threatened and repelled.When the external force is absolutely irresistible, the cat will leave, and it would rather find another owner than share the territory with other animals.

This cat's nature is conveyed through Ye Yixing's thoughts, and it turns into: He Yanlu is my owner, so I am very important to him, his home belongs to me, and he is here to accompany me He that exists to serve me is mine.

Then, when the black cat claimed to be its master and realized that there were other people who could step into this territory, Ye Yixing panicked.This place is not so hidden that only you can see it!It turned out that it didn't just belong to He Yanlu and him.There is a second person besides him who knows the secret of He Yanli, this clumsy, cute, imperfect other side...

This feeling is really indescribable!

The black cat stared at the gate, and when it heard something outside, it raised its back and pricked up its ears, as if some huge monster would rush in suddenly.

He Yanlu was amused by its behavior, and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, Dad is here."

After hearing this sentence, he suddenly realized his startled behavior, Ye Yixing was so ashamed that he buried his head in He sofa... OTZ!Brother actually made such an ugly appearance unconsciously! !

While he was struggling, he heard the doorbell ding dong ding dong, and someone jumped into Dabai's arms with lightning speed...

(=dish=)

This, this is just the instinct of a cat! !

Ye Yixing's soul dragged the black cat's timid and sensitive body and jumped out of Dabai's embrace, and dashed towards He Yanlu who was going to open the door. He Yanlu embraced him and said with a smile: " Are you not afraid now?"

...How could I be afraid!

Opening the door, Ye Yixing saw Chu Wenxing, the legendary first love that made Yang Qu's heart spring up when he was in the sixth grade of elementary school.My first impression of him is that he is not as handsome as him, nor is he Yanlimei.

Chu Wenxing stared at the stuffed animal in He Yanlu's arms with his round almond eyes and said, "It's a black cat!"

Second impression, this guy has a nice voice, soft, wavy, and pure southern accent.Compared with my own voice, it's not magnetic enough, but if you're fishing for a girl, this kind of tone is a little sweet and sweet, and the other party will definitely not be able to resist it. If you're fishing for a boy...

When he was in elementary school, he shouldn't have had a voice change period, right? !Yang Qu is a pedophile? (=dish=) Good guy!

He Yanlu nodded: "Well, let's talk when we come in."

Chu Wenxing put down his bag and scanned the living room in amazement: "Tsk! You've changed your sex? It's rare that the house is so tidy! It's unbelievable!"

He Yanlu said: "If it weren't for this cat, it wouldn't be fixed."

"What? Even cats can't stand you anymore?" Chu Wenxing turned around with a smile, his eyes narrowed into two moons, the black pupils glistened under the light, which was especially attractive, and his delicate little face suddenly appeared. The child is radiant.

Ye Yixing was secretly startled, it turned out that Yang Qu was hiding such a lovely person in his heart, no wonder he was still thinking about it now.However, it's been a few years and you still haven't started? !In terms of means, Yang Qu can do whatever he can, isn't it just to suppress his first love, and still be so calm...and he is not afraid of being abducted.If you laugh like this outside, it's not just women who attract you, I'm afraid they are all men...

However, Ye Yixing thought to himself that the person who can make friends with He Yanlu must also be a character who can hide himself.

He Yanlu put the black cat on the sofa, went to the kitchen to make tea, and said to Chu Wenxing, "You hug it."

(=dish=) Ye Yixing quickly stepped back to a corner of the sofa after listening.

"It won't give me a hug, it ran away." Chu Wenxing withdrew his outstretched hand, staring curiously at the black cat hiding in the corner of the sofa, with a trace of speculation in his eyes that made Ye Yixing uneasy.

When a person stares at you silently, you always think that the other person will have a lot of mental activities.

Silent people are the most difficult to deal with. Your ingenuity is in turn thinking about the other person's thoughts. If you are already weaving lies and you don't have a strong enough mind, then the other person's deep illusion will drive you into a corner. Under his deep gaze, you will feel that no matter what secrets are being exposed by the other party.

However, Ye Yixing is a very calm person, even though the other party's probing eyes made him unbearable.He recalled the way He Yanlu looked at him when he hugged him for the first time in KTV, and it was the same.

But the facts have proved that whoever can endure to the end is the winner.

He Yanlu wanted to pretend to be smart, so he could only keep silent (==).

"It's timid, just catch it and play with it, it won't bite you, it'll be ripe when you touch it..." He Yanlu came over with a cup of green tea and put it in front of Chu Wenxing.

Grab it and play?Feel familiar?Do you think you can touch a horse?Touching JJ or touching balls!asshole!How to be a father!Just let others play with me! (=dish=)

The black cat gritted its teeth and stared at He Yanlu accusingly, but the other party turned a blind eye. It reached out and grabbed the black cat's front paw, dragging it onto itself as if it believed that the other party would not bite him, then turned to Chu Wenxing, and said, "Come on, touch him touch."

Chu Wenxing smiled and stretched out his hand to cover the black cat's head.

Ye Yi Xingqi Jue: If it wasn't for you, it was He Yanlu... I would have bitten it down already!

"It's been staring at me." Chu Wenxing blinked his eyes and reached out to the black cat's ear. Ye Yixing couldn't help but opened his mouth to show his teeth, and tilted his neck in a biting gesture...

"Xiao Hei, don't bite. This uncle is a friend of Dad's!" He Yanlu instructed, tugging at the black cat's tail.

Ye Yixing wants to cry but has no tears, uncle and your sister, she is obviously Yang Qu's wife and my future sister-in-law TAT...

"It turns out his name is Xiao Hei!"

Ye Yixing's face twitched: Yes, yes, this name is very vulgar!

Chu Wenxing paused, and suddenly realized: "Then Xiao Hei is Da Bai's younger sister!"

Ye Yixing: Not bad, very imaginative, very smart!Sure enough, it's He Yanlu's friend... (=皮=) your sister!I am a man!male! !

He Yanlu smiled and corrected: "Xiao Hei belongs to the public."

Ye Yixing: ...!

Chu Wenxing watched the black cat's almost crazy expression with great interest, and suddenly said, "He can understand us."

The momentary silence in the living room spread a strange atmosphere.

Ye Yixing was marveling at Chu Wenxing's sensitivity when he heard He Yanlu say, "Well, because it's my son!"

(=dish=)

He Yanlu is not threatening at all, the appraisal is complete!What needs to be guarded against is Yang Qu's little lover. It feels like this guy's intestines are twisted, he's very smart...

Chu Wenxing looked at the black cat, and called out in a gentle and extreme voice: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei~"

If it were an ordinary kitten, immersed in this soft and friendly voice, it would probably be so intoxicated that it would be so soft that it would stick out its neck and expose its belly, and let you pick it up without warning...

But at this moment, Ye Yixing has cat bumps that bulge, dent, bulge, dent...

Chu Wenxing called him persistently: "Xiao Hei, Hei Hei!~"

Heihei, I still "haha"!

He Yanlu was puzzled: "What do you just call it?"

Chu Wenxing blinked, and said solemnly: "Cultivate feelings."

(=dish=)

He Yanlu fiddled with the black cat's tail. He seemed to like the black cat's tail very much. The smile on his face looked like stolen joy to Chu Wenxing: "It's my son, so I don't want to cultivate feelings with you." The tone Gentle, but between the lines is indescribably domineering.

"Ah! He Yanlu, you bastard!" Chu Wenxing glanced at his "mentally retarded" friend and blamed him breathlessly, "I bought shredded squid for your son! Hmph, don't give it to him!"

He Yanlu raised the black cat's paws and closed them, manipulating the black cat like a puppet to make a pilgrimage, and softly said: "Xiao Hei knows it's wrong, please give it to me!"

……

Brother is really very thunderous, very thunderous, very thunderous, he is about to be killed by lightning, Amitabha! !

However, the roar of the black cat could never be conveyed to the two big men who were human beings at this moment, and they continued to have a conversation that seemed to some people like elementary school children playing house.

Ye Yixing mournfully asked the sky: How old are these two guys' mental age?Are they really 21-year-old "healthy" men?Or is there a problem with the direction of my own growth?He is with Yang Qu or other brothers, talking about games, politics, electronic products, brands, IQ!Instead of sons, daughters and cats! (T pan T)

"Xiao Li, look at Xiao Hei's eyes!"

Chu Wenxing called He Yanlu "Xiaolu", which once again made Ye Yixing inexplicably tasteful. Can the relationship between men be so good that they can be called so close?Then what did he have to call Yang Qu?ditty?Fuck me, I still have cookies...

"Huh?" He Yanlu sat cross-legged on the sofa, comfortably hugging the cat in his hand.

Chu Wenxing stroked his chin and made a deep expression: "It's actually a bit close to emerald green..."

He Yanlu wondered, "What did you think of?"

Chu Wenxing said: "I read a fairy tale when I was a child. In the story, if you meet a cat with emerald green eyes, you will become a human."

(=dish=)

……

Ye Yixing was shocked and all the cells were alive.The sudden movement also frightened He Yanlu, who stared blankly at the reacting black cat.

My mother!Chu Wenxing, when you were a child, you read the magic book! The words tell the truth!

"People... change." He Yanlu repeated loudly.

"Hmm!" Chu Wenxing nodded vigorously, and stated seriously, "I forgot the name of that story, but it is indeed a cat with green eyes, and it seems to be a black one too."

(=皮=) If you don’t know it, you can travel back to the past, and then write this fairy tale.

"...Wait, wait." He Yanlu frowned, and stopped stroking the black cat.

Ye Yixing's heart was beating uncontrollably... He might be startled by the other party's next words at any time...

"What did you think of?" Chu Wenxing asked.

"You put it this way... I think Xiao Hei is a bit like..." He Yanlu tilted his head, thinking deeply...

Chu Wenxing also opened his eyes wide with curiosity and excitement, waiting for He Yanlu's answer: "Who do you look like?"

"...The little brother who sells egg pancakes at the F Great South Gate."

I... wipe! ! !what!research!law!From now on, I will never trust your IQ again! ! (囧TZ)

However, it was Ye Yixing who really didn't understand.

He still doesn't know that He Yanlu is the kind of person who wouldn't take the initiative to say his name even if he thought of it.Even at that moment, what appeared before He Yanlu's eyes was indeed Ye Yixing's figure, that innate source of attraction, a handsome sunny boy with a dashing and domineering gaze, which would not make others feel inaccessible, ruffian His smile fascinated a large number of followers...

Then, he felt ridiculous for his own thoughts, and easily erased them from his mind.

"Huh?" Chu Wenxing asked, "Brother who sells egg pancakes?"

"Because that person is black."

"Hey! I said that you are also a novelist after all! Is imagination only limited to the surface?" Chu Wenxing raised his eyebrows and said sarcastically.

"Then who should I think of?" He Yanlu asked with a smile.

"Ah, I lost to you!" Chu Wenxing murmured, holding his chin in one hand, "I think this cat is a bit like Yang Qu's friend, what's his name, oh, Ye Yixing."

……

The so-called non-surprising words are endless, Ye Yixing has seen how powerful Chu Wenxing is at this moment!It's so amazing!

But, sister-in-law!How is this wild cat like me in Yushu Linfeng (=dish=)!

I know that I am very famous, so famous that even you know my name, but you can't compare me, a handsome guy, with a wild cat, what kind of aesthetics are you! !

"Look at the look in its eyes, tsk tsk, it looks the most like it!" Chu Wenxing said with a relaxed smile.

Invincible?Lao Tzu has always been humble and polite to others, as gentle as a spring breeze!

Chu Wenxing's discovery made He Yanlu stare at the black cat intently, and then calmly said: "So Ye Yixing did not attend on Yang Qu's birthday."

"Eh? Aren't they so inseparable? The birthday didn't come?" Chu Wenxing was surprised.

He Yanlu frowned and said: "I also find it strange. Ye Yixing was late that day, and I heard Yang Qu calling Ye Yixing outside, but Ye Yixing didn't show up, but this cat appeared, and then everyone was distracted ..."

Ye Yixing started to break out in a cold sweat.Although He Yanlu is stupid, but the other party is a story writer after all, what is a story writer?That is the person who can create something out of nothing: make up things that don't exist, think up things that others can't think of, and make the impossible things possible...

Since the weirder thing of becoming a cat can happen to Ye Yixing, how good is the imagination to study the law? Coupled with Chu Wenxing's point, it is not difficult to guarantee that he will not be able to guess...

Now I can't bear it any longer, Ye Yixing was quick to gain wisdom, gritted his teeth and said to himself, Brother is now a cat or a cat or a cat, it's not Ye Yixing, it's not Ye Yixing, it's not Ye Yixing...

Blinking her big innocent eyes, wagging her tail, she sprinted onto He Yanlu's lap lightly, tilted her head, and rubbed her head against his abdomen... and even slightly fascinated by her eyes and pretended to enjoy it: "Meow~uh~~~ "

……

Five seconds later, Chu Wenxing burst out laughing suddenly, and then the laughter triggered more intense belly laughs. He laughed for a full 5 minutes, curled up and covered his stomach with an unbearable expression: "Hahaha Haha... I really can't take it anymore... This cat is so joyful, it's like seeing that arrogant Ye Yixing acting like a baby to you! I really want to see the real version..."

Ye Yixing wanted to go crazy, wishing he could reach out his claws and scratch his face fiercely a few times, scratching Hua Hua's distorted smiling face!

This is the real version!I am absolutely ashamed to be a man...!

The swollen anger and shy embarrassment made him forget the calmness when he was calm and coquettish just now, and he raised his hair all over his body as if he was attacking.

Unexpectedly, in the next moment, a big hand covered the black cat's head, and began to caress his body from the top of the head with quite gentle force.A certain person felt quite comfortable. He looked up at the owner of the hand, He Yanlu. He smiled softly and stroked it gently. This kind of touching made him feel like a kiss, and it miraculously calmed down his irritable heart. .

Ye Yixing also looked at him. As a cat, at this moment, he instinctively stuck out his tongue to lick He Yanlu's palm.