Suspicious sweet little days

Let's go. ”

"Ah? No, you're too polite, it's easy to do." The Great God said politely.

"Please just accept it! These mooncakes are sweet but not greasy. They are made with special ingredients, and only one piece is produced every ten years. It's a rare taste in life." The little fairy insisted, and then gave a suspicious wink. Eye.

Smiling suspiciously, he took the mooncake and put it in his hand, which was only the size of a palm.

"The little fairy is leaving, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, oh hehehehehe~" The little fairy turned and left, but left a very weird smile echoing in the night sky.

"What? Weird?" The suspicious ghost said inexplicably.

"Hehe, it's nothing. Little devil, let's try this mooncake." Suspicion broke the mooncake from the middle, ate half of it himself, and handed the other half to Suspect.

Suspect frowned and looked at the mooncakes, then at Sushen: "I don't like mooncakes!"

"This is not an ordinary moon cake. It's a rare taste in life. Don't miss it." Suspiciously said temptingly.

The suspicious ghost thought and thought, but still couldn't resist the temptation, so he picked it up and put it in his mouth.

It's just that this mooncake melts in the mouth, and it has no taste at all.

"What, there is no smell at all." Suspect complained.

"Hehehehehe~ Little ghost, do you know what you ate just now?" A smirk appeared on his suspicious face.

"Moon cake, isn't it?" Suspect's expression at this time, in the eyes of Suspect, is so innocent that people want to ravage it!

"Hahahahaha, this mooncake is called Xinxiangshicheng small mooncake! Don't underestimate it! I ate half of it just now, and you ate the other half. It can let you automatically help me fulfill my wish!" Doubt God raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Cut, it's boring." The suspicious ghost ignored his words, and walked back to the house to go to the dormitory, but found that his legs and feet were walking towards the bedroom unconsciously.

"Hey hey hey~" Suspicious and joyful, he followed in.

"What's going on?" Suspect sat on the bed by himself.

"Little Guigui, let's spend a good night together today!" The Great God jumped up and rushed over, pinning him down on the bed.

"You! Is this the only wish in your heart?" The suspicious ghost looked at him speechlessly, "Is there anything else in your head?"

"No, dear little ghost, I think about you every day and night, and you are all in my heart." Looking at the suspicious person lying under him, he said honestly and affectionately.

Listening to the love words that Suspicious God whispered in his ear, Suspicious Ghost's eyes flickered, and he felt warm in his heart.

Suspicion bent down and kissed Suspicion's delicate lips, Suspicion couldn't help closing his eyes.

The lips and teeth of the two blended together, and the tongue of the suspicious god effortlessly pried open the jaws of the suspicious ghost, raging gently in his mouth.

When the two separated, their rapid breathing sprayed on each other's faces, and their body temperature gradually rose.

Suspect gently pushed Suspicious God away, and slowly unbuttoned his clothes in an extremely seductive way, with charming eyes and graceful posture.

Suspiciously watching him with satisfaction, he was gradually naked in front of him as he imagined under him.

"Master...is this what you imagined me to be like?" Although the expression was extremely seductive and the voice was so alluring, it was just that he was very unhappy in his suspicious heart, and the content of his words was full of resentment.

"Hehehe, little ghost, can you just treat it as a gift from me during the Mid-Autumn Festival?" Suspicion leaned down and kissed his neck, Suspicion couldn't help moaning deeply.

He never thought that he would make such a lewd voice, his suspicions had long been aroused, and his face was redder than a ripe apple.

"My gift for you? What did you give me? Hmph!" He rushed to ask angrily, but he didn't expect that the words would turn into provocative coquettishness.

"Hmph," Suspicion smiled, blinked at him, and said, "I'm sure you're going to die~"

Saying that Suspicion wrapped his arms around Suspicion's already naked upper body, licked his smooth and delicate chest with his wet tongue, slid from the neck down to the bright spot on his chest, paused for a while and then lingered down know belly.

"Mmm~mmmm~~~" Suspect made a sound without restraint, and couldn't help but hugged Suspect's body tightly with both hands, and slowly took off his clothes.

"Little Guigui..." Suspicious God looked at Suspect with fiery eyes and called his name.

Suspicious God's palm finally covered Suspicious Ghost's avatar, Suspicious Ghost swallowed, although he wanted to threaten him, but he was unable to do so.

"Ahh~~hmmmm~~~" Suspect gave up his last resistance, and quickly surrendered.

Suspicion was naked in front of him, and Suspicion couldn't help touching his chest.

Suspicious spread Suspicious' legs, lubed his ass hole, and stepped forward.

Suspect closed his eyes and felt Suspect enter his body, his whole body was filled, and the pleasure quickly invaded all senses.

Whether it was because of the little moon cake that all wishes came true, or because of his own inability to control himself, at this moment Suspect had no way to tell, he just followed Suspect's fierce rhythm and enjoyed the joy without any restraint, and he did not hesitate Moaning and shouting heartily.

Fighting all night, the spring is endless.

Surrounded by a room full of mooncakes, Suspicious and Suspicious spent their first passionate Mid-Autumn full moon night together.

"The moon is almost out, let's go to see the moon!" Suspicious God said with his arms around Suspect.

The suspicious ghost raised his head and stared at him fiercely, "Look at your size!"

Presumably, the little ghost couldn't move at all, and was having a fight.

"Little Guigui, how can you not look at the moon on this rare Mid-Autumn Festival night?" Suspicion got up, wrapped Suspicion in a thin quilt, and carried him to the balcony.

"Ah~" Just about to feel how beautiful the moonlight is today, but only a faint white mark remains on the moon in the sky, and the light of the eastern sun has climbed to the horizon.

"Little ghost, it's already dawn, hahahaha~" He smiled suspiciously and heartily.

The two actually had a passionate relationship all night until dawn!

The suspicious ghost turned his head to look at the white belly in the sky, but he still couldn't enjoy the moon together after all, it's because this damned pervert has been refusing to give up!

"Ah!" Suffering pain in his chest, he let go of his hands, and Suspect jumped to the ground.

It turned out that Suspect gave him a hard elbow on his chest, stepped on Sushen's foot, and then quickly escaped under the quilt.

"Oh~ It's already dawn, little ghost, why are you still shy~ Little ghost, I am very satisfied with the gift you gave me~ Are you satisfied with the gift I gave? If you are not satisfied, I can give it again Really, I'm a very talkative person, I can send you as many times as you want~" Suspiciously chased in with a cheeky lewd smile.

There was another burst of punching and kicking and screams of happiness in the room. The Mid-Autumn Festival came to an end and a new day began.

Part Three Sea of ​​Sins

This is Datiewei Mountain, the first sea in the west.

Inside Iron Wai Mountain, there is hell in it.

There is hell indeed.

Why did you come to this hell?

It is not because of supernatural power, but because of karma, you can come to this hell.

Why is the sea so hot?

Why are there so many sinners and ferocious beasts?

These are all people who do evil in the world of Jambudvipa.

Within 49 days after death, no one has done meritorious deeds for them, and rescued sufferings, and they did not practice good deeds when they were alive, so based on the evil karma they created during their lives, they were summoned to the hell where they will receive retribution. To go to hell, you must Go through this great sea of ​​suffering first.

One hundred thousand yojanas to the east of this place, there is another sea, where the pain is doubled.There is another sea to the east of that sea, and the suffering is doubled. This is all caused by the evil causes of the three karmas of sentient beings. These places are the sea of ​​karma.

So where exactly is hell?

Inside the triple sea is the Great Hell.

Within each hell, there are many smaller hells.

There are eighteen hells in the larger one, followed by five hundred minor hells, and then thousands of minor hells. In each hell, people suffer immeasurable suffering.

Why came to this hell, how to come to this hell, there is no clue in my memory.

Lying on the cold and damp ground, feeling the extremely cold temperature in the air, the suspicious ghost moved his body slightly, and felt pain like countless needles piercing his whole body.

Barely raising his head, he saw the hazy world around him through his blood-stained hair.

It was a cell, a cell of hell, cold and dank and stinking of rancidity.

Not far away, the black stone pillars formed the fence of the cell, and water droplets flowed down the stone pillars, forming black puddles on the ground.

Suspect sucked his nose, stretched out his hand to touch his chest, the pain that was penetrated just now still remained, but his body had returned to its original appearance.

Turned over and lay on his back on the cold ground, there was no light in the darkness.

You can't live, you can't die.

This is what the suspicious ghost was thinking at this time.

Trying hard to recall from the farthest part of memory, except for the torment in the scalding sea of ​​bitterness, the hoarse and crushed pain of being chased by ferocious beasts, and the fear of falling into the bottomless abyss, Suspect can't remember anything.

Why did I come to this deepest region?What a heinous crime he had committed so far that such a long time of torture still could not be washed away.

Even the sound of moaning was swallowed by endless darkness.

The suspicious ghost curled up, wanted to cry but couldn't cry, shed too many tears because of pain, how to express the unspeakable grievance in his heart?

Trembling all over his body, he waited silently, and a more painful punishment was still waiting for him in front of him. Apart from waiting, Suspect could do nothing.

I yearn for a person in my heart, an existence that can save me from this endless hell. If there is such a person, I will definitely regard him as a god, even if he just makes his soul fly away, as long as he can end this endless cycle, he will I would rather give my all for him.

da da da da...

The footsteps echoed loudly and stiffly in the cell.

who is it?

Has someone come to save yourself?

The suspicious ghost turned around, raised his head and looked outside the stone fence.

Indistinctly, a black figure slowly approached.

da da da da...

The footsteps were firm and steady, as if he had already gotten used to the darkness here, and walked over without hesitation.

The tall black figure stood outside the stone fence, looking down at him.

"Who are you?" The ghostly trembling voice asked.

The figure didn't answer, but the suspicious ghost clearly saw the horns growing on his head, and the eyes that were redder than blood.

"Are you the one who came to take me away?" Looking at the strange man, he clearly knew that it was not his god, but there was still a glimmer of hope in his heart, and he asked timidly.

The man didn't respond in the slightest, he raised his hands slightly, and heard the sound of chains rattling, and a thick black chain like a wrist began to appear from his fingertips.

Looking along the chain, it was heavy and smelled like blood, but the part of the chain was connected to his own neck.

Suspect grabbed the chain with both hands, raised his head and looked at the man, his heart sank uncontrollably.

As soon as the man raised his hand, Suspect felt the chains on his neck tightened, his throat was tightly strangled, his breathing was oppressed, and he fell to the ground in pain.

"I am the ghost king of this hell. My duty is to monitor you and punish you until you are freed from your sins." A low voice without the slightest emotion echoed coldly in hell.

"My sin...what is my sin?" Suspect asked with a voice out of his throat.

"I'm only responsible for punishment, and I don't care about any crimes." After speaking, the ghost king turned around and walked forward with the chain in his hand.

The body of the suspicious ghost tied by the neck could not support it, and it was almost dragged forward to crawl forward.

Looking at the tall and stern figure, the suspicious ghost's vision blurred again.Extraordinary hand is the god who saves oneself?Or a ghost who framed himself?

All the way through the dark and damp corridor, countless screams and groans in the prison filled the suspect's mind.

The ghost king opened the door, and the dazzling light immediately surrounded the suspicious ghosts.

The ghost king raised his hand, and the chain disappeared.

The suspicious ghost turned his head and saw that he was sitting on a white sandy beach surrounded by sea water.

"No! No! Let me go back! Let me go back to the prison! Please, let me go back!" Suspect pounced at the ghost king's feet and begged bitterly.

He knows that this is not a paradise, he has been here many times, this is the hunting ground of ferocious hell beasts, here, their souls are chased, bitten, penetrated, smashed, and then thrown into the scorching land. In the sea, drifting in the waves, being beaten by the waves, eroded into the bones by the hot sea water like oil, and then falling into a deeper region with the currents, until the consciousness disappears, the shattered soul will slowly die piece by piece. Gather together again and wake up in your own cell.

The ghost king opened his blood-red eyes, and looked coldly at the suspicious ghost crawling under his feet, as if looking down on an ant.

The howling of the wild beast sounded from behind, and the suspicious ghost looked back, and saw a tall and ferocious beast waving its sharp claws and running towards him with its bloody mouth wide open.

Looking up at the Ghost King for the last time, his expression remained unchanged like a sculpture.

Reluctantly let go of Ghost King's legs, Suspect stood up and ran towards the great sea of ​​suffering.

He knew in his heart that everything was in vain, all that awaited him was suffering, and he couldn't escape the beasts behind him and the sea of ​​suffering ahead.

Sudden severe pain in the chest, staggering footsteps, the suspicious ghost knelt on the white sand, and the blue sea water surged in front of his eyes.

The suspicious ghost looked down at his chest, and his sharp claws pierced through his chest.

Suddenly the body lightened, and the whole body was thrown into the air. Hearing the roar of the beast from the ground, the body turned over in the air, and finally fell towards the blue sea.

Part Three Sea of ​​Sins

I still remember the first time I saw him, he fell directly from the sky, and behind him was the god and Buddha who chanted his sins.

I don't remember what the majestic voice said, but I can't forget the look in his eyes when he looked up at the sky of hell after he fell to the ground, that kind of supercilious pride and pride.

He is the guardian of hell, the most supreme existence in this hell, he is the king of ghosts, he has no name.

From that day on, Suspect became his prisoner, and his task was to monitor him, punish him, and help him get rid of the sins of his previous life.

In this endless hell, he has always watched with cold eyes. Although he has witnessed the cruelest punishment and the most painful suffering in the world all day long, there has never been any pity in his eyes, and there has never been any wavering in his heart.

One's blood must be cold, and one's heart must be ruthless, the ghost king thought.

In the long days day after day, he kept watching the soul of the suspicious ghost being torn apart again and again, ups and downs again and again in the sea of ​​suffering.

The suspect was locked in a cold and damp cell, while he hid in a darker place, but his blood-red eyes never left.

He watched the suspicious ghost change day by day, his eyes changed from supercilious pride to empty despair.

At that moment, his eyes flickered and his heart was shaken, but he didn't know it.

For a long time, he just stared at the suspect with indifferent eyes.

The indomitableness at the beginning gradually faded away, and finally he knelt down at his feet, longing for liberation and redemption.

He began to listen to the sleep talk of suspicious ghosts. He always frowned and bit his lips tightly, and even had to clenched his hands into fists to fall asleep.The words that flowed from the dream gradually changed from initial resistance to compromise, longing for redemption and eternal departure.

When Suspect dreamed of a god who could rescue him from this deep hell and get rid of endless suffering, the red eyes of the Ghost King, who was sitting quietly in the darkness, flickered on and off.

He has been with Suspect for a long time, really long, so long that he can't remember the days without him.From the day he arrived in Hell, his eyes never moved away from him.There are countless undead souls who come and go in this hell every day, and there are countless suffering souls, but he just stares at this one and refuses to relax. Until now, it seems that his existence is taken for granted.

The ghost king likes such days. In hell, apart from those bloody and frightening tortures every day, this is the only thing he is interested in.He likes to just look at him like this, and while watching him transform, he also slowly changes.

However, this is not the case for suspicious ghosts.

He longed to escape, he wanted to leave here even in his dreams, he wanted to leave hell, go to a place where there is no ghost king.

For the first time, anger was ignited in his chest, burning fiercely, and the scorching heat made the ghost king lose his mind.

In the days that followed, he punished Suspect with a hundred times more painful punishment, punishing him for just wanting to leave here.

So he was satisfied to see that when the suspicious ghost crawled under his feet again, he hugged his legs with trembling hands, lowered his head and pressed against his feet, promised never to leave again, and would stay with the ghost king here Enjoy eternal solitude in hell.

Where the suspicious ghost couldn't see, the Ghost King's stern face showed a hint of joy, but this expression didn't last long.

He could feel that every morning, the suspicious ghost would wake up early from his dream. He curled up in the shadow of the cell, his slightly opened eyes were empty and staring straight at his direction.

He was waiting for himself, with apprehension, which he could understand.In these eighteen layers of hell, is there any soul that is not afraid of him?

But sometimes, he felt that the ghost seemed to be expecting his arrival.

When his footsteps sounded in the silent cell, he would see a gleam in Suspect's empty eyes.

Is it because of loneliness?

In these long years, he was the only one who communicated with the suspicious ghost face to face, and he had nothing but himself.

Seeing him looking at him tremblingly, even though he was looking forward to it with fear and hatred, the ghost king felt sad.

Feel bad for being mean.

It was obviously the ghost who framed him, but he respected it as a god.

Even though he is the perpetrator of all his tortures and the chief culprit of his pain, he still worships himself as a god devoutly. He kneels at his feet, knowing that there is no hope, but still prays to get it from himself. redemption.

The Ghost King knew that Suspect had no other sustenance except himself, but his piety turned into a kind of pressure, which made him feel that he was so despicable and shameless.

Feeling shaken in his heart, the ghost king suffered a lot, and couldn't even face the sinner who was like an ant in his eyes.

In the end, the ghost king had no choice but to pray to the gods and Buddhas for a way of liberation.

The Buddha said that the sin of suspecting ghosts has not been washed away, and he still cannot be reincarnated like ordinary people, but for the sake of devout prayers, he decided to give him a chance to leave hell first and enter sixteen reincarnations. The sixteen rounds of reincarnation are doomed fates, and Suspect will continue to pay for his sins in this world.

The sixteen rounds of reincarnation will be very bumpy, and will end in tragic death. As long as the suspicious ghost has gone through these sixteen rounds of reincarnation, he can enter the normal reincarnation like everyone else and continue his practice in the world .

The Buddha also said that the ghost king's heart has been moved, and with compassion, the ghost king who felt the pain is no longer fit to stay in hell.So let the ghost king follow him as the watcher of suspicious ghosts, and accompany her in the human world for sixteen reincarnations, which can be regarded as compensation for the mistakes he committed. It depends on the cultivation base within the time.

So the ghost king and the suspicious ghost began to pay for their sins in the world.

The suspicious ghost was reincarnated first, and when the ghost king arrived in the human world, he found him, because he had been with his soul for too long, no matter what he became, the ghost king could let him out without any effort.

When Suspect asked his name for the first time, the Ghost King thought for a while and said, "My name is Suspicion, you can call me Great God."

Looking at Suspicion's surprised eyes, Suspicion laughed.

From then on, he will lead the suspicious ghosts away from his sea of ​​sins, and he will become the supreme god who can redeem him, and accompany him to start a new sixteen lives.

100 Questions About Suspicious Compatibility (1-40)

Papa: Heh heh, the exams are finally over, and I’m free, so I decided to do something different today haha, although this 100 questions is very old, let’s let the suspicious people join in the fun, everyone. relax relax~

Hmm, now let me introduce the host of this interview, who else can there be besides me, oh shit~

Next, our protagonist, Suspicious and Suspicious, will appear!

Dangdangdangdang ~

Dangdangdangdang ~

Dangdang... Dangdang...

when... when... when... when...

people!

What?Not coming?Why!

Why?The kid doesn't like it?He doesn't like it?I mean it!

Haha, haha, haha, I'm just kidding, God, don't stare at me, I'm afraid...

God, in fact, this interview is very delicious for you~ You can announce to everyone that the little ghost is yours~ This is called 100 questions about couples, couples~husbands and wives~ (smirking~)

Roar roar~

Don't worry, kid, I'll come, hahahahaha

……

……

dang dang dang again~

Please invite our protagonists to appear~

Suspicion comes on stage and sits down.

Papa: Welcome both of you, haha, I really came out after a long wait~

Kid: It's all here, don't waste time and start quickly, there will be work in a while!

Papa: It’s so late, how can I have a job (mumbling)

Great God: I told you to start, why so much nonsense, busy at night!

Papa: Alright, alright!So first question first, what is your name.

Little Ghost: The past or the present?

Papa: Uh... let's talk about it.

Little Ghost: I didn’t know it before, but now it’s called Suspicious Ghost.

Papa: I don’t know, but you still ask!Don't even know your own name?

Kid: (staring fiercely at a party) It's not that you didn't name it!

Turn around and squat on the ground...

Dashen: He used to be the King of Ghosts, but later changed his name to Suspicious God for the little ghost. (Winks at the kid.)

Papa: Well, I understand.Next question, what is your age?

Little Ghost: The past or the present?

Papa: Do you know the past?

Great God: Did you tell?

Papa: (points to fingers) Then the worldly ones...

Kid: 24 years old.

Great God: I don't know, I haven't died, and I forgot my birthday...

Papa: ...then continue to the next question, gender?

Kid: I am a man! (patting his chest and saying loudly)

Dashen: I am his man~ (putting his arms around the kid with a hippie smile, then pouted and moved closer)

Pa——the kid slapped the Great God on the face, and the Great God covered his face and smiled silly.

Papa: How did I create such two children? It’s a crime~ Humph, let’s move on to the fourth question, what’s your personality like?

Kid: (Thinking for a while) I'm a little irritable...

Papa: Was it caused by calcium deficiency in childhood?You see you are not tall...

Kid: (stands up quickly, turns around and throws the stool over!) Said I was deficient in calcium!You are calcium deficient!I am no longer short! 1.7 meters five!Seventy five!

Papa: (Squatting in the corner and shrinking) Well, if you have something to say, just kidding, you don’t have such a big reaction to calcium deficiency... Who told you that you used to be 158... She is a girl, why are you like this, woo Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Papa: Don't talk about me, what about you?

Dashen: My personality is perfect~

Papa: Pfft—I forgot, you are a shameless character...

Kid: I agree with that!

Great God: Little ghost, why do you say that about him, he is so sad~ (Talking and grabbing Suspect's arm and rubbing!)

Papa: (ignoring the great god being tired) The next question, what about the character of the other party?

Kid: Shameless, didn't you say so?

Papa: You said it was me!Now let you say it!

Kid: Why are you so annoying!Let me think about it! (Suddenly calms down and thinks seriously) Well, sometimes it's boring, sometimes it's shameless, sometimes it's disgusting...

Dashen: Little ghost, you should also pay attention to my image, how can I say that I am also the number one character in the popularity vote...

Kid: (rolling his eyes and glaring at him) I haven't finished talking, why are you so anxious?Sometimes very gentle, very considerate, stable and reliable!

The big god beats the kid.

Great God: Little ghost, so I am so good in your heart, come and kiss~

With a bang punch right in the abdomen, the Great God bent over and fell down.

Kid: I still think what Papa said is the most accurate...

Papa: Hahahaha, where is the Great God?

Great God: Tsundere and awkward, obviously need someone to protect and take care of you, so you have to pretend to be strong and invincible.

Papa: Understood, the next question, when and where did we meet?

Looking suspiciously at each other, frowning.

Kid: When?

Great God: Ghosts remember!

Kid: I don't remember!

Great God: I know, that's why I said ghosts remember!

Kid: I said I don't remember!

Great God: ...

Papa: ...Little brat, your joke is very cold...

Little ghost: Can you control it?

Papa: Hahahaha, funny, really funny, where do you always remember?

The little ghosts and gods all spoke in unison: Hell.

Papa: Well, good.The next question, what is your first impression of the other party?

Kid: (serious expression) He looked down at me like an ant.

Dashen: (with a serious expression) He looked up at the sky but he didn't seem to see me.

Papa: It doesn’t seem like a pleasant meeting, haha, next next, oh, this is good, what do you like about each other?

Kid: He was by my side when I needed him, he did a lot for me by protecting me and taking care of me. (Can't help but smile slightly)

Dashen: That's what it should be (warm smile), I like everything about the kid, I love his soul.

The kid was taken aback, a little embarrassed, but lowered his head and didn't speak.

Papa: (Thieves laugh) Hehehehe~ The next question is what do you hate about the other party?

Kid: It's okay to be cheap!

Great God: How can they have it~ Little ghost, why do you say that about others~

Kid: Look, look, 1.8 meters tall and acting like a baby, how many black lines are produced on my head in one day!

Papa: What about the great god?Where do you hate the brats?

Great Master: (with a change of expression, contemptuously) What is your IQ, you just said that you like all of them, what else do you hate?

Papa: ...Okay... Then the next question, do you think you get along well with each other?

Kid: It’s alright, he’s always pestering me, he’s so clingy!

Dashen: Little ghost, I am an expression of love!I think we get along really well!

Papa: That's good, that's good, next, how do you call each other?

Little Ghost: Great God.

Great God: Wife!

Bang, the Great God got a hammer on his head!

Papa: I have never written your lies!

Great God: You have the nerve to say so!You said this is a great opportunity to promote our relationship as a husband and wife to everyone!I haven't seen it until now, let me tell you what happened to my wife!

Kid: Listen to his nonsense!He called me a brat.

Great God: There are also little ghosts~

Little ghost: Yes, call me little ghost when you have a convulsion (Fu forehead).

Papa: Alright, are you satisfied now?Next, what would you like the other person to call you?

Kid: Whatever it is, it’s just a title, it’s fine as it is now.

Master: Husband!

Bang, another hammer.

Dashen knelt down and rubbed his head, tearfully looking at the suspect.

Papa: Haha, next question, metaphorically speaking, what kind of animal does the other party look like?

Kid: (Thinking seriously) Dogs, but sometimes it's a blackback, sometimes it's a pug.

Master: Cats, they are actually quite obedient.

Papa: Actually, my nickname is also Papao...

Great God: You are a stupid cat, a silly cat, a greedy cat!

Papa: - mouth

Kid: Limao, next one.

Papa: If you give a gift, what will you give the other party?

Kid: I will kiss him and he will die of joy, no gift is needed. (Because I don't know what Suspicion God wants...)

Dashen: He is the happiest as a passbook.

Kid: That's so true!

Papa: What gift do you want to get from the other party?

Kid: Passbook!How much savings does he have to live for so many years!

Great God: What is mine is yours! (Gives a sly smile.)

Kid: Be careful what you say. If you dare to say anything, you want me to be careful and I will beat you!

Great God: Haha, you really understand me!I want... your heart. (smile.)

The kid is in a daze...

Papa: Humph, although it's good to be angry, but the interview has to continue, don't you say you're busy at night?Let's continue quickly, go back and you can continue to work on the following, hahaha.Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, where?

Kid: Too tired and crooked! A man who is 1.8 meters tall acts like a baby with you, will you not have indigestion?

Papa: I think everyone is digesting well (Wang Tian~)

Dashen: I have no dissatisfaction. If you have to say it, just take the initiative.

Papa: (pretending to be CJ) Which one?

Kid: Which one?

Master: Not suitable for children, little ghost, you know (raising eyebrows at the little ghost YD~)

The little ghost black line is in production...

Papa: Do you have any hobbies?

Kid: Make money.

Great God: Acting like a baby.

Papa: - mouth

Kid: What's wrong?

Papa: nothing...

Great God: Do you have an opinion?

Papa: I dare not have...

Great God: Then hurry up, don't delay people's good deeds, what time is it!

Papa: Okay, hurry up, I know you are in a hurry!What hobbies does the other party have?

Little Ghost: You're a bitch.

Great God: Tsundere.

Little ghosts and gods look at each other...

Papa: They all have the same meaning, can you use some good words... Next, what did the other party do to make you hate it?

Kid: It seems that I haven't hated it so far.

Papa: Isn't it?You act so nasty!

Kid: That's not annoying, it's a little annoying, just... just a little bit. (Say it self-destructively.)

Dashen: Let me say he is arrogant.

Nod your head.

Dashen: I don’t have anything to dislike, I hate him for ignoring me.

Papa: That's it, okay, the next one, what you do will be hated by the other party.

Kid: I don’t know, he praises me for everything, even says I’m cute with leeks between his teeth (helpless).

Dashen: It's so cute!I thought he hated me being coquettish, but only then did I know he didn't!Little ghost, come and give me a hug~

Suspicious Ghost was hugged and swayed by the Great God, swaying and swaying expressionlessly, looking numb, but in fact he was quite happy in his heart.

Papa: Where has the relationship between the two progressed?

Kid: This has no concept, is there a stage division?

Dashen: I answered for him, basically everything that should be done has been done, but I believe that there are still many things we haven't done waiting for us to try.

Papa: This is a good theory, can you be more specific?

Great God: What specific point?

Papa: What are you talking about?

Dashen: It's all kinds of things... (Not in CJ's smirk)

Kid: If I continue to ask, I have the urge to die, hurry up and make the next one!

Papa: Where was the first date?

The great god stood up and exclaimed: Oh god!We haven't dated yet!no!Little ghost, make it up immediately!

Papa: How dare you say that!

Kid: What's the date?Are you tired of being together every day?

Great God: Little ghost, it's different, why do you say that!

Kid: Nonsense, you can’t spend money on dates!What do you say you can’t do on a date at home?

Dashen: It's different, little ghost, go on a date with me!

Kid: Don't!

Master: Hey~ Little ghost, why are you so ignorant of style?

Kid: Style is bullshit, how much is it worth?

Papa: ...do you have anything else on your mind besides money?

kid: