Suspicious sweet little days

It's not your turn to talk about me, go ahead!

Papa: Oh——the atmosphere at that time was, it seemed that this was avoided. Where did it go at that time, it was also saved, and the place where we often dated was also saved. This, what will the other party do on his birthday?

Kid: Celebrate like normal people.

Papa: What did you do then?

Dashen: Go out for a meal, give him a gift, and then do it.

Papa: What are you doing?

Great God: Nothing.

Papa: What is that?

Great God: Just do it!nothing!

Papa: Oh oh oh oh!

Kid: Stupid!

Papa: (with tears) Didn’t react!Who was the first to confess?

Kid: Him!

Great God: Me.

Papa: How much do you like each other?

Kid: I don't want to die for him.

Great God: I don't regret dying for him!

Papa: Death is not a pity! ?puff

Great God: I'm sorry, my mouth is floating, I would rather die!

Papa: Don't scare me!So is this feeling love?

Kid: Should it be?Inexplicable. (frowns in thought)

Dashen: I am so in love with my soul, don’t you think so?

Papa: Yes!What did the other party say and there is no way?

Little ghost: Actually, when he called me little ghost, I had no choice but to beat him!

Papa: Did you misunderstand?

Dashen: As long as the little ghost seriously wants to do something, I have no objection, there is no way or no way.

Papa: What and what, it seems that the understanding of the topic is different?

Kid: That's it, next one.

Papa: Isn't it too irresponsible?

Great God: Next...

A certain party that was ignored had to continue.

Papa: Next, what should you do if you suspect that the other party wants to change?

Kid: I haven’t thought about it yet, wait until I think about it (seriously think about it), then forget it, don’t want it.

God:! ⌒" I am so unworthy of cherishing!

Kid: If you dare to change your mind, I will abolish you. Why keep you?

Great God: Oh, so, so good, haha.

Papa:! <I’m so sorry, right?

Dashen: Anyway, I don’t know how to do it. Tell me what you are afraid of, it means that he cares about me!

Papa: Well, you are right, what about you?

Dashen: This is simple, let the other party go to hell, this is not very difficult for me.

Papa: I was wrong, you are S.

Great God: (Exuding a strong aura all over his body) That's natural, no matter how you say it used to be one of the best gangsters in hell!

Papa: Then allow the other party to change their minds?

Kid: What's the difference between this and the question just now?

Dashen: She is stupid, so ignore her.

Papa: The question is not mine...

Great God: Can you use your brain?Next!

Papa: What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date?

Kid: Call him and scold him.I can't wait an hour.

Great God: I went to look for it earlier.

Papa: Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Little ghost: tall. (with an envious look)

Papa: Still struggling with height!

Master: In fact, apart from my stature, I also have good abs. If you don’t believe me, take a look!

Suspicion who stood up and lifted his clothes was pulled back by Suspicion, who stared at him.

Dashen: Oh, you like this too, okay, then I won’t show it to others!

Kid: Yes it's not bad. (Looking down at his small body)

Dashen: I like the eyes of the little ghost, through the glasses you can see into the soul.

Papa: Actually, what you say is quite scary.If you can see through everything, don’t live.

Great God: You know what a fart.

Papa: I am the mother of both of you, and I made you two HE, why can't you two be more polite to me (grievance).

Kid: Would you be more polite and give me money?

Papa: ...

Great God: Next.

Papa: (continues with tears) What is the most seductive behavior of the other party?

Kid: He sometimes seduces me in pajamas with his arms around his chest and thighs, which is actually quite seductive.

Great God: That is, we are in good shape!Little devil, I teased him, when his eyes dodged when he blushed.

Papa: When will the two of you feel nervous?

Little Ghost: When work hits ghosts.

Dashen: Actually, I’m not too afraid, I just cooperate with him.

Papa: Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Kid: I don’t remember, I work in a relationship and often lie.

Dashen: Every time I lied to him, I concealed a lot of things. I work with him and basically lie every day.

Papa: Lying is not a good boy.

Little Ghost: Come on less.

Papa: All right.What do you feel happy about?

Kid: When making money, when watching the money in the passbook go up, when counting the money.In fact, every time a job is completed, I am quite happy.

Dashen: I am the happiest when I have nothing to do.

Kid: My head is full of YIN worms (glance).

Dashen: It's because of love! (Eyes twinkle!)

Papa: I understand this time, haha.Next!Have you ever had a fight?

Kid: There was a dispute. I remember it was because I was going to do something dangerous and he refused to let me.Later, there was a cold war, but no quarrel.

Great God: The kid has said it all.

Papa: Okay, what kind of quarrel was it?I learn to be smart, save this.

Let's stop here today, take a rest, it's so cold here, your hands are going to be numb from the cold, let's continue tomorrow!

100 Questions About Suspicious Compatibility (41-100)

Papa: My stomach hurts so much. I insisted on continuing with 100 questions. Yesterday I stopped at 40 questions. Today I found out that 41 questions are also nonsense!How to reconcile after a quarrel, I haven't quarreled, so save it.Next, when did you feel "loved"?

Kid: It’s been two days since your interview was over, and there’s more!

Papa: You simply answered quickly, very quickly, really quickly!

Little Ghost: When you are loved...

Great God: I love you all the time!

Little ghost: (ignoring the great god) It should be when he helps Wu at critical moments and protects me at difficult times.

Papa: Very good, very high, very standard!

Great God: Obviously it is all the time! (Confused) Me, it feels like he is reluctant to comply with my various demands.

Papa: (eyes shining) What request!

Kid: Secret!continue!

Papa: Hmph, I know it even if I don’t tell you!When is the next time you feel "don't you love me?"

Kid: When he doesn't look like him, I feel that everything is fake, when he looks at me coldly, when he doesn't talk to me.

Papa: It seems that you are quite insecure!

Kid: Is this a sense of insecurity?

Nod your head.

The kid lowered his head in thought.

Papa: You are so contradictory. You say you hate the god who is coquettish and crooked, but you are afraid that he will change, you think he is pestering you, and you are afraid that he will ignore you. Who are you!

Great God: It's awkward to accept it.

Papa: (Thumbs up) Brilliant!

Kid: The two of you are never finished!

Dashen: Me, when he doesn’t talk to me or look into my eyes.

Papa: Oh, understand, next, how do you show love.

Dashen: He is too awkward and doesn't show it.

Kid: Who said that!I think I've made it obvious!You hugged me and I didn't even kick you out!

Great God: -. -|It turns out that this is the expression of your love, I have always ignored it, little ghost, I am sorry for you, so you love me so much!

Kid: You!

Dashen: It’s much simpler for me. It’s not a problem to say it several times a day. If you have nothing to do, just kiss and hug and then that. What a frank person I am, hahahaha (laughing proudly)

Papa: I know, I know, everyone knows, haha.Then if he dies, will he die before the other party or die later?

Kid: Die first, otherwise I will definitely be so angry that I can whip his corpse!

Great God: Is this also an expression of your love? (naive)

Kid: (already used to it, calmly) Yes!

Great God: I love you so much, little ghost!

Papa: You two are BT, right?

Great God: I don’t seem to be able to die at all. If I die, I will die with him. There is a caregiver on the way. I know the hell. (said proudly)

Papa: ...Okay, next, is there something to hide between the two of you?

Kid: He used to have something for me, not just one or two, how many memories he has hidden from me!

Dashen: (grievance) I am doing it for your own good!

Kid: I'm not blaming you now!

Dashen: (puckers mouth) You are so kind, little ghost.

The kid pinched his mouth.

Papa: Is there anything the kid is hiding from the great god?

Kid: Yes!

Papa and Dashen said in unison: Yes?What?

Kid: The deposit amount (smirking).

Dashen: Oh, you said that (meaningful laugh).

Kid: What are you laughing at?

Master: No (looks up at the sky and pretends to be stupid).

Kid: You know?

Great God: Huh?What?what do you know?

Kid: As expected, you know!Say, how do you know?

Great God: Well... I... can't say...

Kid: Don't tell me, don't talk about sleeping on the sofa tonight!

Master: (without hesitation) I asked Gong Gong to check for me!

Kid: Alright, Gong Yixian, if you dare to take care of Lao Tzu's affairs, remember it for me!And you!Dare to let him check me and sleep on the sofa!

Great God: Huh?I've said it all!

Kid: I didn't talk about sleeping on the sofa, and I didn't talk about sleeping on the bed!

Great God: TT

Papa: Let's go home and talk about housework, hum!Next question, what is your plot?

Kid: Money!

Great God: Him!

Papa: What answer, be serious!

Kid: I'm serious!

Great God: I'm serious!

Papa: When I didn't say it, continue. The relationship between the two is recognized by the people around, and it is still kept secret.

Kid: What does our matter have to do with other people!

Great God: What the little ghost said makes sense!But I think we are recognized. You see, my aunt didn't say anything, and the others didn't say anything either!

Papa: So, do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Kid: Who knows, it's an out-of-the-box thing.

Great God: Little ghost, what you say is really sad!What is forever, I think we have been forever in terms of years.

Papa: That's right, are you being attacked or are you being attacked?

Kid: ...

Great God: What do you think?

Papa: I see your faceless face... Forget it, let's not talk about it, everyone knows that the brat is going to flip the table again in a while!Go straight to the next, why did you decide.

Little ghost: ... (in patience)

Great God: Naturally.

Papa: This is natural!

Kid: Are you in charge?This is privacy, you have violated our privacy!

Papa: What?ah?Oh, next question!Are you satisfied with this state?I think I have the possibility of being beaten!

Kid: Not bad. (a little calm)

Papa: Oh, I was surprised by this reaction.

Kid: Men have to be honest and say what you have.

Papa: Do you still have the nerve to say it?Don't you think it's ironic?

Kid: You really want to be beaten today!

Papa: You are a man, you can't hit me!

Great God: I am very satisfied, hahahaha.

Papa: The line and surface have to speed up the progress, this job is not easy to do!Where is the first H?

Kid: It was the time when I came back from the puppet castle, at home.

Great God: present life or past life?

Papa: (Surprised) You still remember the first time in your previous life!

Great God: Nonsense, how can I forget it?

Papa: (eyes shine) Let’s talk about the previous life too!

Kid: How dare you say that I abolished you and made yesterday the last time...

Great God: Hahahaha, little ghost, you forget that I can’t be destroyed, but I won’t tell them, it’s our secret (winking at the little ghost)

Papa: Being stingy... What was your feeling at that time?

Kid: At that time, I was afraid that the Great God would really die like that, so I felt very uneasy, and I just thought...then...um...forgot...

Papa: Who are you lying to!

Dashen: I didn't take advantage of others, although he looked really fragile at that time, but he did it for me, I know that his heart for me has already blossomed.It feels like the day I've been waiting for is finally here!

Papa: What was the other party like at that time?

Kid: I don’t have any impression, it seems to be quite sexy|sexy, forget about it.

Great God: I can't forget, the kid cried so hard, that little face is so cute!

Papa: Wow, I made you cry, you are too amazing!

Kid: Fart!I was crying before!Because thinking about it, I was afraid that he would die!

Dashen: Anyway, she has always had a delicate expression, which is very seductive.

Papa: (with stars in his eyes) I really want to see it!

Great God: Dream on you!

Papa: Being stingy... what was the first thing you said in the morning?

Great God: I said it first, right?

The kid nodded.

Papa: What did you say?

Great God: Little ghost, I want more~

Kid: I say go to hell!I also kicked him down!

Papa: Hahahaha.How many times a week do you do it?

Kid: Hey, hey, your questions are getting more and more direct!

Papa: I can't help it either!

Kid: According to the situation, when I have a job, I am less busy, and when I am not working, I am more busy!This man is a beast, he can't be bothered!

Papa: How many times is that?

Kid: Why are you such a dick!

Papa: I didn't...I...I...Okay, next one, what kind of H?

Kid: ...it's too private, I want to quit.

Dashen: It’s okay, I’ll answer for him, it’s all kinds of things.

Papa: All kinds?

Great God: All kinds!

Papa: Also use various kinds?

Dashen: Sometimes various kinds are used!

Papa: Do you have different feelings?

Dashen: It must feel different!

Kid: I think you two are wasting words!

Papa: Let’s imagine for yourself, the next question, what is the most touching thing for you?

Kid: I don't quite understand why everyone wants to know this?

Papa: You don't need to understand!

Little ghost: Back waist.

Papa: You answered very bluntly ㄍ sorry to find out that his expression is wrong, this kid must be telling lies! )

Great God: I am the finger.

Papa: Pfft—can you say something reliable?

Master: You care about the world and the earth, about people shitting and farting, and how do you care about my feelings?

Papa: I can't control it, but you can also speak decently, okay?

Great God: I have to talk about fingers!

Papa: Alright, so what is the other person's most emotional feeling?

Kid: finger.

Papa: Pfft—the two of you really have a tacit understanding!

Kid: Nonsense!

Master: He is the clavicle!

The little ghost took off and kicked the suspicious chair over, stood up and stared at him.

Kid: What do you mean!

Dashen: She already suspects you, so I'll help you, it's not true anyway!

Papa: Huh?This is not it?Messed up (halo).

Kid: (sitting down) Continue!

Papa: Use one sentence to describe the other party at H.

Kid: Very gentle and sexy.

Great God: Charming.

Papa: Do you like or hate H?

Kid: I like it, but I don't like it.

God: I love it so much!

Papa: I know without telling.What is the general posture?

Kid: ...

Dashen: It’s been said that it’s all kinds of H with all kinds of things, of course it’s also diverse, hahahaha!

Kid: What you say will make people mistakenly think that we are BT.

Great God: Who told you not to answer them!

Papa: What kind of practice do you want to try, including venue, time and clothing, etc.

Kid: ...

Great God: Various.

Papa: I feel like I've been tricked... Is the shower before or after sex?

Great God: All kinds!

Papa: Ahhhhh!be cheated!Absolutely cheated!

Great God: Hahahaha!You just know!

Papa: No, don’t use this answer, answer me, before or after!

Kid: This has it all!

Great God: This really has it all!

Papa: Woohoo, you two liars!

Kid: Don't pretend to be pitiful, hurry up!

Papa: Humph, okay!The next one, did you have an agreement when you did it?

Little ghost: How can you have such thoughts?

Great God: No, hehe.

Papa: Have you ever done it with someone other than the other party?

Kid: Anyway, not in this life!

Great God: Don’t use that one!There will never be any in the future!

Papa: Do you agree with the idea that if you can’t get your mind, your body is fine?

Kid: I have no idea, I don’t agree.

Great God: What is the use of the body, what I want is his soul!

Papa: Oh, yes, he has changed his body several times!What should I do if the other party is raped by a bad guy?

Kid: Him?You say him?It's not bad if he doesn't overpower others!

Great God: Little ghost, who do you think I am!That's a sinful thing. I used to be the king of ghosts, and I watched torture every day in hell. I don't do that kind of thing.

Kid: OK, OK, I see!

Dashen: In fact, although the little devil looks very thin, but it is not for nothing, he is very powerful, ordinary people can't beat him, if someone dares, it's simple, just drag him to the [-]th level of hell and never be reborn forever .

Papa: Are you abusing your power?

Great God: Easy to say.

Papa: Before and after H, which one feels more shy?

Kid: Actually, I'm not so shy now.

Papa: Ah, we've made progress!

Kid: If it had to be said, it would be before.

Great God: I...

Papa: You don't have the word shy in your dictionary, but you are shameless and often do it!

Great God: You know me too well!

Papa: My friend said it was only tonight, because I was too lonely, and asked for H, what should I do?

Kid: friend?I don't have many friends, Gong Gong and Yao Xi plus Shi Yan, none of them are possible!

Papa: Hypothetically!

Kid: I definitely won't agree, this person deserves a beating, right?

Papa: Oh, good answer!

Great God: Just beat me up!

Papa: Do you think your technique is good?

Kid: I don’t know, but I think he is quite satisfied, so it should be pretty good.

Great God: I'm fine!

Papa: What about the other party?

Kid: (blushing) Very good.

Great God: Look at what I said!The little ghost is also very good, he just doesn't know it.

The kid's face turned even redder.

Papa: It's so rare that you only blush and don't lose your temper!What do you want the other party to say when you do it?

Kid: It's better if he doesn't talk, talking is so unbearable, I really don't know how to write the word shame...

Dashen: I was just praising you ㄎXun is jealous of you┧ Just call me by my name, I like it when he calls me Dashen.

Papa: What kind of expression do you like to see the other person when you are H?

Kid: Satisfied expression.

Great God: Desperate expression!

Kid: You're just dying (the voice is getting lower and lower, it seems to be like this...)

Papa: Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Kid: I don't feel it.

Dashen: I am so old, is that interesting?

Papa: An old man, when I asked for nothing, the next one, are you interested in SM or something?

Kid: All right.

Papa: Ah, I'm so surprised!

Kid: Are you annoying? I don’t say you’re dawdling, but you’re still dawdling. Why talk so much?

Papa: I was wrong, you can’t do anything unless you are murderous (poor).

Great God: I have already said all kinds of things!

Papa: Isn't that a lie?

Great God: Think for yourself.

Papa: Oh.What about the next one, when the other party suddenly no longer seeks physical needs?

Kid: I'll take this opportunity to rest.

Great God: Try to make him need it!

Papa: You two don't engage in Plato?

Little Ghost and Great God: You are sick!

Papa: Do you two have medicine? (whispers) How do you feel about rape?

Kid: Go to hell!

Great God: Go to hell!

Papa: You two are really ruthless.

Great God: Mainly this way is convenient, I am familiar with it.

Kid: He is convenient and I am also convenient.

Papa: Okay, so the next question, what is the most difficult thing about H?

Kid: He always wants to be dissatisfied.

Great God: He can't stop.

Kid: Who?

Great God: Me!

Papa: Be careful what you say!Where is the most thrilling H location so far?

Kid: The bathtub...

Dashen: There are many choices, such as...

Little Ghost: Next question!

Papa: Let him talk!

Kid: Let me tell you!

Papa: Alright, next question, did the recipient ask for H?

Kid: Yes.

Great God: Yes.

Papa: What was the attacking side's reaction at that time?

Little ghost: It's like a hungry tiger rushing for food.

Great God: It's a rare opportunity.

Papa: Has the attacker ever raped?

Kid: No, he was probably quite gentle back then.

Dashen: Of course not, we love each other, no need!

Papa: Then the following question is also abolished. The response of the recipient at that time, then go to the next question. Is there an ideal partner for H?

Kid: No, it's almost the same as him.

Great God: Like a brat!

Papa: Does the other party meet your ideals?What a waste to ask again!

Kid: Have you mentioned that you did your homework?

Papa: (to finger) No.

Kid: Too irresponsible!

Papa: Why are you so serious, next question! Do you use props when H?

Kid: Look at your mood!

Great God: Look at his mood!

Papa: Don't look at your emotions?

Great God: I have emotions all the time!

Papa: Sweat!Next question, how old was the first time?

Kid: 24 ah!

Great God: I don’t remember, I don’t know how old I am now...

Papa: Is that the other party now?

Kid: Yes.

Great God: Yes in soul!

Papa: Where do you like to be kissed the most?

Kid: This (pointing to the neck under the cheeks) feels very warm and comfortable.

Papa: Your habits are very similar to cats!

God: Mouth.

Papa: You are like a kissing fish...

Great God: ...

Papa: Okay, my joke is cold, continue, where is your favorite kiss?

Kid: Mouth.

God: Mouth.Then kiss the neck instead.

Papa: What is the other party most happy to do during H?

Kid: Hug me tightly and kiss my neck.

Great God: Look at me gently and call my name.

Papa: What do you think when you are H?

Little ghost: How can I think about anything?

Great God: Yes, he is almost dying!

Kid: Can you not say those words?

Dashen: Oh, all I think about is him.

Papa: How many times a night?

Kid: ...

Great God: It depends on his mood...

Papa: At H, whether to take off the clothes by oneself or be taken off.

Little ghost: I was stripped, he wouldn't let me take off myself.

Dashen: I take it off myself, I like to take off his!

Papa: What is H to you?

Kid: It’s H.

Great God: Life is necessary!

Papa: Please say something to the other party!

Kid: Let him talk first.

Great God: Little ghost, I love you so much

Kid: Look at his appearance, his face, his figure, and his words?Don't you think it's scary?

Papa: Not bad!Why haven't you gotten used to it yet?

Kid: Okay, is it my turn?Is it over when I say it?

Papa: Yes.

Kid: Then can I not tell him, tell you?

Papa: (eyes twinkle!) Ah!for me?What are you going to say to me! (full of anticipation!)

Great God: Little ghost, why are you doing this!

Kid: Shut up, let's go home and talk about what we said to you, but we won't have a chance if we don't say what we want to say about Papa now!very important!

Papa: Very important!what is itSay it quickly?

Kid: The interview is over, when and how will the remuneration you promised be paid, and when will it arrive?

Papa: -口-|That's it!

Kid: Nonsense!It's all about money!

Dashen: I said that the kid suddenly agreed to be interviewed, so you bribed him!

Papa: That... that... I call it making good use of my personality traits!

Kid: Hurry up and give me the answer!

Papa: I have no money! (Skipping away!)

Kid: I want to run!no way!God, close the door and let Jackson go!

Bang, the door closed, squatting in front of the door in a pitiful state.

Bark, woof, Jackson comes on fiercely.

wow ah ah ah ah ah ~~~~~~~~

This is the end of the 100 questions. This stuff looks simple, but it is really not easy to write, haha

So be it!

It's almost a holiday, I wish you all a happy holiday!