Savage Continent Survival

Now that Mr. Xiao and Mr. Juan have changed their skins to become adults, it becomes a matter of reproduction every time they come.But Mr. Juan - no matter how much you long to be a father, the number of circles and crosses is too frequent.

Mr. Xiao is really worried recently that he will lay a row of eggs before the next time the tribe goes to the river to bury eggs.In order not to appear so special and embarrassing at that time, he has hinted more than once that Mr. Guojuan is not in the breeding period. Their frequent circles and forks are very easy to consume energy, which is really against the survival rules of the jungle dwellers.

"Why, how could it happen, it's just once in a while..." Mr. Juan disagreed with Mr. Xiao. When he said this, he turned his back to Mr. Xiao in embarrassment, and kept pointing the tip of his tail on the ground, repeating Saying they only come "once in a while" doesn't take much energy at all.

But—is it really just once in a while, Mr. Juan?Just now you clearly wanted to rush over to fight, you obviously came here yesterday, and it seems that you did it the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday...

Ahaha, so they really are keen to do this terrible thing!

Mr. Xiao rolled his eyes, looked at Mr. Juan who was still hypnotizing himself "only once in a while", and felt that this monster was just a depraved prudish--what a stern face?If you have the ability, you can even hold your tail together and don't move!

Mr. Xiao complained endlessly in his heart, and Mr. Juan kept hypnotizing himself beside him.The two monsters had their own mental activities for a while, and then they put up their stances again and started fighting. After that, of course, they did what they had to do.

However, even if Mr. Juan equated "occasionally" with "every day", for a long time after that, the number of heads in their family was still only two.Mr. Juan's understanding of this is that they are just adults, and everything will have a waiting process.However, Mr. Xiao insisted that it was because the two of them crossed each other in the opposite position, which made it difficult for them to lay eggs.

"Let me do it once, and I'm sure you'll get something soon!" Mr. Xiao was very confident when he said this to Mr. Juan, as if as long as his Mr. Chicken was on the move, he would definitely hit the target with a single hit, a hundred hits!Any male probably doesn't like to hear others brag like that, so the only answer to Mr. Xiao's proposal is Mr. Juan's fist.

Of course, Mr. Xiao was easily defeated. After that, Mr. Juan, with the idea of ​​not wasting, quickly ate up Mr. Xiao who was lying on the ground and refused to get up.

So far, Mr. Xiao came to a strange conclusion, that is, the ancestors of the Crewe people were really wise.Because it is stipulated that fighting is used to determine the status of the circle, so no matter whether the couples have conflicts, quarrels, or fighting for other purposes, the final result can easily become a pile of circles.

So is domestic violence a kind of foreplay in disguise for the Crewe people?Mr. Xiao, who was forced to work hard with Mr. Juan again, felt a lot of emotion. Sometimes, he really wanted to be a thorough perpetrator →, →///Of course reproduction is not a good thing for a partner How long is not particularly important to the young couple, Mr. Juan and Mr. Xiao have many other things to do every day, such as eating, drinking and having fun, such as flirting.

Mr. Xiao learned from the previous experience and lessons of domesticating Mr. Grain. After living with Mr. Juan, he deliberately caught wild boars and goats, which are more suitable for food, and brought them back to raise.After three or two years of raising them, the wildness of those animals was worn away, turning them into real domestic animals.It doesn't have much effect at ordinary times, but it provides a rich source of food in winter, so they don't have to eat fish every meal.

Besides, Mr. Xiao threw the fruit pits in the damp corner due to the failure of planting in the first year. Among them, there seemed to be a kind that could only grow well in a dark environment. Two small green buds were pulled out.Fortunately, neither Mr. Xiao nor Mr. Juan saw this little life. Without the torment of these two monsters, three years later, the little green sprout grew into a luxuriant vine, quietly knotted in that remote corner, Many sweet fruits can be grown every autumn.

And when the plant grew, and Mr. Juan finally discovered the windfall, the little monster was very happy.He had seen Mr. Xiao grow fruit pits before, and now he thought that Mr. Xiao planted them for him specially.Then when he found the sweet fruit in the corner the day before, Mr. Juan wagged his tail wildly around Mr. Xiao, and his simple and grateful appearance directly transformed from a cat-like beast into a large canine.

And the only one who knows the truth, Mr. Xiao, of course, will not expose himself to tell Mr. Juan that the sweet fruit there is actually grown by himself after he threw it away. He happily instructs Mr. Juan to lick him to show his gratitude. Just right, and quite immorally, let someone lick his Mr. dick.Although Mr. Juan was blushing all the way, he was obedient and obedient, which made Mr. Xiao very happy.

As for Mr. Juan, who has a top-notch learning ability after this, he also shyly hinted that Mr. Xiao could do the same thing to him—of course, just ignore it ╮(╯_╰)╭

====== I am the dividing line that time flies away ========

The two little monsters lived happily for the fifth year. Sometime in the late spring, Mr. Xiao, who had always been in good health, suddenly felt uncomfortable all over.In fact, it can't be said that it is the discomfort of being sick, but that he is constipated.

After five days of not going to the trench to solve the problem of the reincarnation of grains, Mr. Xiao touched his fat stomach and felt that it must be full of feces-yellow objects.But constipation is different from other things. Myrrh can be drunk but there is no way to cure it. The only thing to do is to wait for it to unblock automatically.

And it's embarrassing to say this, so Mr. Xiao is also very annoyed by Mr. Juan's concern for Mr. Juan. Now when he sees Mr. Juan looking at him with worried eyes, he wants to take a picture of this guy directly. flew.In fact, Mr. Xiao did this, and Mr. Juan had several wounds on his face.

Mr. Juan also seemed to have noticed that Mr. Xiao was very emotionally unstable recently, and considering his physical discomfort, he took the initiative to take on the hunting task.

After another five days like this, Mr. Xiao was alone in the cave at noon, and Mr. Nengjuan came back from catching prey.While lying on the haystack and counting sheep, Mr. Xiao suddenly felt the urge to defecate.After nearly ten days of absence, he finally felt this way again. Mr. Xiao seemed to have received the gospel. He jumped up with a cry, and rushed to the ditch at the back of the mountain to squat neatly and exert his strength.Then only crackling sounds came over, and Mr. Chrysanthemum, who had been shut down by Xiao's family for a long time, finally got through TAT again. How much has it accumulated!

Mr. Xiao could even feel the weight in his belly slide down little by little, and finally be expelled. This refreshing and unobstructed feeling moved people to tears.And when Mr. Xiao finally solved the problem of excretion, a certain head with no lower limit immediately turned around and looked into the trench.I was trying to estimate how much fertilizer I pulled out at one time this time, but there was no new manure in the ditch besides old manure, and the only thing that could be said to be excess was probably that white object.

Is this—maggots?

Mr. Xiao opened his mouth wide when he saw the white object the size of his fist. Sure enough, he was constipated for so long because of worms in his stomach!But are there such big maggots in this world?And it looks very hard and round.

Very hard and round =_, =?

Very hard?Very round?

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Oops! ! ! !

On this day, Mr. Xiao, who was about to dislocate his jaw while squatting by the stinking ditch, completed another transformation of his identity as a monster. He became a father.This is really something to be happy about, isn't it?Although Mr. Xiao prefers to call the egg that will give birth to his baby shit or——maggot otz