Fairytale of chicken big row: Xiaoxiaojuan finds Xiaoxiaochang

A long, long time ago, there was a cute little monster named Xiaojuan, and his father taught him since he was a child—from now on, you will form a companion with the monster named Xiaochang to live together.

Xiaojuan has listened to his father. Almost every day, he looks for a monster named Xiaochang in their tribe.But—he never succeeded, no creature in the forest knew the monster named Xiao Xiaochang.

How to do it?If Xiaoxiaochang is not found, Xiaojuan will have no partner in the future!Xiaojuan was in a hurry, so he ran to ask his patriarch every day, "Patriarch, patriarch, do you know where Xiaoxiao is?"

At the beginning, the patriarch explained to him patiently, "Xiaojuan, we don't have a little leader here, and there shouldn't be anyone named [Py——] in the future."

Every time Xiaojuan heard the patriarch say that, he was very sad. He tried his best to open his big eyes, hold back his small fat face, and tried to use his cute appearance to make the patriarch create a little long hair.But Mr. Patriarch is an exceptionally responsible monster, so he won't ruin the happiness of other little monsters' lives because of a momentary confusion—you must know the monster who competed with him to be the patriarch, that is, Xiao Juan's father, Juan Comrade Juan gave him the position of patriarch because of his name—you see, how important it is to choose a name.

Mr. Patriarch thought that he was responsible for the future of their tribe, but he didn't want his question and answer to make Xiao Juan, who just wanted to find his partner, very sad.

But Xiaojuan has always been a persevering monster. Even if he didn't find out Xiaochang's whereabouts today, he would ask again the next day. If he didn't ask the next day, there would be a third day, and a fourth day... …

As this day went on, even the kind Mr. Patriarch finally became impatient. One day, when Xiaojuan came to ask about Xiaochang, he finally couldn't help but said, "We don't have Xiaochang here." , but there is one named A Xiao, I think it is similar."

Ah Xiao?Can A Xiao also do it?

Of course!You can see that there is a word "small" in the name.

Mr. Patriarch said this purely for the sake of perfunctory, but his perfunctory had a very bad influence on Xiaojuan, because on this day, after Xiaojuan came back from the patriarch's house, he ran here directly to his house to look for him Ah Xiao, who was played by Ah Shang's brother, announced to him, "A Xiao Xiao, I finally found you. We will mainly live together in the future!"

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderbolt, and Ah Xiao, who was always smiling, suddenly lost his expression. As for Xiao Xiaojuan's brother Ah Shang, this little monster who could never wake up jumped three feet high at once. , he threw himself on Ah Xiao's body and called, "He's mine!" He bared his teeth and made a threatening sound towards Xiao Juan.

Xiao Juanjuan was only three years old at that time, and when his brother yelled at him like that, he was so frightened that he burst into tears.This pitiful little appearance made the fathers who came back from hunting soon feel pain in their hearts.

After learning the ins and outs, Xiaojuan's eldest father dragged him to a corner.The two monsters muttered there for a long time, and seemed to have a dispute, but in the end, they walked out together.

As for where they went, Xiaojuan didn't know, but in the early morning of the next day, Mr. Patriarch suddenly brought his own children to their territory.

"Little Juan, the patriarch made a mistake yesterday, we have a little head here." Mr. Patriarch brought his baby who was less than a year old to Xiao Juan, "Look, this is the little head." .”

"But he's not yet a year old, how can he have a name?"

"It's almost here, don't forget Xiaojuan, all the children in the tribe are named by me, so, I said he is called Xiaochang, so he is called Xiaochang."

The baby in Mr. Patriarch's arms opened his sleepy eyes at this moment, and those eyes were wet, like a pool of clear spring.Little Juanjuan saw his little heart beating, he stretched out his little paw and carefully poked the baby's cheek, the baby tilted his head, and opened his mouth to enclose his index finger.The baby's mouth is also wet. I don't know if the baby's nose is also wet.

Little Roll leaned forward and licked the baby's little nose, after which he blushed shyly.

The patriarch at the side watched his baby who was less than one year old being poked and licked by Chang Chang and Juan Juan's little roll, and silently turned his head to look at the sky. It hurt his big face that was injured by two monsters last night, but he had no choice but to swallow the tears in his stomach

As for the two monsters who ran to beat up and threatened the patriarch last night, on a big tree at a certain moment in their territory, covered by dense branches, Mr. Juan poked his tail while watching the interaction between the little scroll and the patriarch underneath. Mr. Xiao next to him said, "Look, Chang Zhang, the patriarch is here."

"Well, I see it."

There was no response from a certain end on the side, which made Mr. Juan a little anxious. He moved closer to Mr. Xiao, and continued to poke him with his tail, "Long Zhang, I threatened him yesterday, and he just came back today."

"Well, I know." Mr. Xiao leaned against the tree trunk and continued to act stupid, so Mr. Juan moved a lot closer to him, and his long tail gently rubbed against Mr. Xiao's body, lingering, "Long, it's a threat to the patriarch. He will be punished by the gods. I threatened him because you promised me!"

"Oh, what did I promise you?"

Finally, Mr. Xiao was willing to turn his head from his little Juan to face the big Juan.

Look at this brat, doesn't he just want to play tricks, why is he so anxious that he'll blow his hair out.

Mr. Xiao looked at Mr. Juan so anxiously that he blushed, and couldn't help but went up and kissed him.

boo.

Then another bite.

Bobo.

Well, I promise you.

What!This is not what I promised yesterday! ! !

But this, which is that?

Yes... yes... oh--

Mr. Juan opened and closed his mouth, but he couldn't tell what Mr. Xiao promised him yesterday.

Sure enough, it's really annoying to have the heart to do it but have the guts to say nothing.

This night, Xiaojuan had some insomnia, because he finally found his future partner, Xiaoxiaochang, and also because—why did his dear Changchang father and Juanjuan's father not come back after fighting at the entrance of the cave for so long?

Little Juan was a little worried, so he quietly crawled to the entrance of the cave and looked out, and then saw his parents' father pressing on Juan's father, which was rare, and he licked all the way down from Juan's father's chest with his tongue, Juan's father's face was very red, and he frowned, as if reluctantly aggrieved, but when Zhang Chang's father was about to get up after licking his belly, he wrapped his tail around his arm.

And then...

Short oil, dads, have, new, move, do!

Xiao Xiaojuan covered his face with his paws, and after waiting for a while, he couldn't help but peek through the gap between his fingers.

wow~~

The fathers in his family are really amazing, Xiaojuan sighs in his heart, they always have different postures, and he and Xiaochang will do the same in the future!

As for Mr. Juan who got his wish that night, before falling asleep, he squirmed behind Mr. Xiao and said to him, "Long Chang, let's have another egg."

Because of this, their baby can be called Xiaoxiaojuan.

Because of this, Xiao Xiaojuan can ask the patriarch to find Xiao Xiaochang.

Because of this, he can be asked by the elders to threaten the patriarch again.

Because of this, he can……………

low oil~

Long long long, let's have another egg!

Nonsence!go away!

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Time went back to the way Mr. Xiao and his tribe returned in triumph. Mr. Xiao sighed on the spur of the moment, "The one who wears flowers is so weak, he was knocked out after only two blows."

The upright Mr. Juan thought for a long time, but still couldn't help retorting in a low voice, "There are so many of you beating him, no matter how powerful you are, you can't stand it."

Yo~ You are so fair, dear!She actually helped the pervert who had something bad in her heart to speak to her!Mr. Xiao was so sour that his teeth ached, and in order to show some color to Mr. Juan, a boring guy who was so rigid-he disappeared.

After finally returning home and having a good time with the children at home, Mr. Xiao quietly "gone with the wind" - not physically, but spiritually, as if Mr. Juan was snatched by him at the beginning Like Mr. Chrysanthemum, he shrank into a ball and faced the mountain wall, pretending to be autistic.

Ah Shang and Ah Xia were the first to notice the abnormality. While crawling around on the motionless Mr. Xiao, the children asked with concern, "Dad, Dad, why are you not moving? Are you stuck by pine resin?" ?” ← Being stuck by pine resin, this is the explanation that Mr. Xiao lied to the children when Mr. Juan was tempered. I didn’t expect that these two little monsters have such a good memory, and they still remember this reason now.Mr. Xiao waved his paw, and drove the babies to the side like flying flies, "Go, go, children, don't disturb the adults' exchange of feelings."

Exchange feelings?Dad Changchang, you are clearly called "troubleshooting", okay?

Because Ah Shang and his little brother started fighting each other early, he still has a good understanding of the relationship.Knowing that the sooner the friends are unhappy, the sooner the better, so he ran outside the cave without pause and reported to Mr. Juan who was repairing the fence of their house, "Dad, Zhang Chang's father is unhappy =-=!"

"No, not happy=0=?" Mr. Juan bristled his tail briskly on the ground. He frowned and stared at Ah Shang for a while, but finally ran away without asking the reason. Go in and see what happened to Mr. Xiao.

Mr. Xiao has been lying in it for a long time, regretting that he "disappeared" too early. Not only would it be impossible for some slow-witted idiots to notice something was wrong with him so early, but he would also go numb and ask for trouble.Unexpectedly, Comrade A Shang, the "intimate little fig leaf" of his family, was there, and Mr. Juan rushed over early this time.

Mr. Xiao's slack body shrank tightly. Mr. Juan poked his back, but there was no response.I poked again, but still no response.Until the force of poking him was so strong that it was about to open a hole in his back, Mr. Xiao finally swung his paw, "Go away! If you are angry, don't bother me!"

long!long!real!born!gas!Already! T0T!

Mr. Juan frowned, and then he put his head on Mr. Xiao's body and asked, "Why are you suddenly angry?"

"If I want to be angry, I will be angry if you are not satisfied =_,=" Mr. Xiao pushed Mr. Juan's head away from his body, and he did not forget to snort, "It is useless if you are not satisfied. I am not the patriarch anyway. So get angry if you want to."

"What does your anger have to do with whether you are the patriarch?" Mr. Juan put his head back on Mr. Xiao again. His simple head is not so easy to make the "patriarch" "angry" and "jealous". Related things are linked together.But some people don't care about this, he just wants to make trouble for no reason.

Do you understand vexatiously?Just tossing around when there is nothing to do ╮(╯_╰)╭

So Mr. Juan put his head over for the third time and said to him, "Don't be angry, the babies are watching." Mr. Xiao was still unmoved, "Just watch, I'm not the patriarch anyway, look My anger doesn't affect them."

"Then you have to eat, listen to your stomach growling." Mr. Juan was really not discouraged, this time his head was directly on Mr. Xiao's belly.But the one who was less discouraged than him was Mr. Xiao who was sore all over. He only heard him reply, "Let it scream. It's not the patriarch's belly anyway. It doesn't matter if you are hungry."

Patriarch, patriarch, why does Chang Chang have the patriarch in every sentence =0=?

Mr. Juan finally heard something strange. After thinking about it for a while, he finally realized that Mr. Xiao seemed to be a little unhappy on the way back from their tribe's victory. Because of……

Mr. Juan felt that he had finally figured out the source of his partner's quarrel. He once again clung to his dear Mr. Xiao, this time wrapping his arms around him, gently rubbing his hair in a comforting gesture. "Long Chang, do you want to be the patriarch? Although you have made great achievements this time, Jacques is still young. If you want to be the patriarch, you have to..."

Before Mr. Juan finished speaking, Mr. Xiao finally came back from his wall-facing state. He sat up abruptly, pushed Mr. Juan to the side, and then stared at this innocent fool for a long time to grind his teeth In the end, Mr. Xiao yelled loudly at Mr. Juan, "You want to be the patriarch! You'd better be the patriarch of that tribe!!"

QAQ is so long and scary! !

Mr. Juan was so frightened that he shrank back a few times, and then he didn't talk to Mr. Xiao who started to face the wall and ignore people again.

However, Mr. Juan still figured out the right way from Mr. Xiao’s last roar——

Long Chang, before he got angry, did the enemy patriarch ask him to go to their tribe =0=?

It is not uncommon for members of different tribes to leave their current tribe and join a new tribe, but that is usually the case when the defeated party is absorbed by the new tribe or the members themselves agree.Mr. Juan, as the leader of the monster who is loyal to his own tribe, has never heard of the invitation of the local tribe chief. For the other party, it is probably an excuse to get some bargaining chips.It's just that something that the parties concerned don't like it is a serious matter for a certain head with abnormally rich brain activities?

After thinking slowly all night, Mr. Juan finally estimated the content of Mr. Xiao's anger. Although he still couldn't understand why Chang Chang was angry about such a trivial matter, Mr. Juan was actually a little happy in his heart at the moment.

Changchang is because he is angry... Short Oil→_→/////

Mr. Juan was secretly having fun while staring at Mr. Xiao's back, and when the baby was put to sleep, he hurriedly hugged Mr. Xiao slowly from behind.

"Don't be angry, Changchang~ I absolutely can't go with that patriarch." Mr. Juan's voice was gentle, and this time he caught the point, so Mr. Xiao didn't push him away for the time being, "Impossible, that's because I beat him away! Otherwise you might have gone out with him."

"I won't go with him!" Mr. Xiao didn't take it seriously even though it was clear. Mr. Juan was naturally a little anxious.He simply climbed onto Mr. Xiao's body, stared into his eyes and solemnly promised, "I, I'm only with you, and will always be with you."

Say, say something so sudden! =0=/////

Unprepared, Mr. Xiao was hit by this honest monster's completely unadorned assurance, his face was burned to death, and he hesitated and replied, "You, what are you talking about!"

Mr. Xiao was just asking a question rhetorically, but Mr. Juan thought he was still angry that he would run away with others, so he yelled harshly, "You, why are you still angry? What do you think of me TAT!"

I, I didn't think about you, it's enough for you to say what you said just now -0-!

Mr. Xiao has never been demanding, but Mr. Juan's anxious look like he is willing to do anything still makes his mind go crazy. There was a ding in his head, and he blurted out——otherwise you would put us on the night before the expedition. Do to me what I did to you, and I won't be angry.

What did you do that night before the expedition?

Guess =, =||

But I can give you some hints, Mr. Juan immediately froze into a stone after hearing this, and then the stone bent down despite all difficulties, kissed, licked and then rubbed In the end, Mr. Chrysanthemum from Shitou's family slowly swallowed Mr. Chicken from Mr. Xiao's family.

It really went in! !At that moment, Mr. Xiao, who was under the pressure, was definitely more surprised than happy—just like that, Mr. Juan was put on... It was still a riding style. Hey = dish =! !

When Mr. Juan spent almost a century to complete the steps that Mr. Xiao had done to him, suddenly——he couldn’t restrain his anger!He punched Mr. Xiao in the stomach, and he was so wronged that he could shed tears, "Are you satisfied with this? Are you satisfied?"

Mr. Xiao almost vomited blood after being beaten, but he is willing to ask him to vomit blood at this time!He quickly stood up and hugged Mr. Juan's waist, while making Mr. Chicken, who has not been happy for a long time, feel comfortable, comforting Mr. Juan, "Don't be angry, dear~ I just had a fight with you Let's play ^0^!"

"Just kidding QAQ!!!" Mr. Juan's real chrysanthemum tightened, almost breaking Mr. Xiao's dick.Considering the safety of his family, Mr. Chicken, and of course his own, Mr. Xiao hurriedly kissed Mr. Juan with a calm face, "I was wrong, I was wrong, so I won't be angry now! I won't be angry in the future Boo! Don’t be angry anymore Boo! So don’t be angry too! Boo! Boo! (╯3╰)”

The beasts in the cave are in heat again, and it seems that they don't plan to sleep until dawn.Outside the cave, Mr. Qin's family also did not sleep.

Because of the previous matter about the "concubine" and "illegitimate child", although I was interrupted by others and did not continue, there are still some things that must be explained.After Mrs. Qin's Shunfeng ear heard some movement in the cave, she called those Qin babies who still had some suspicions that Mr. Xiao had an affair with his wife to get up and drive them into the cave.

"Take a good look! Not to mention anything else, just say that the long-legged bald man is always under the pressure when mating, and he can't possibly have anything to do with me!"

Be crushed under 0,0?I really can't see it, what about No. 4?

What can't be seen? No. 5 is also under my pressure ╮(╯▽╰)╭

roll! =, = convex

The baby birds were chattering all the way, just planning to enjoy an action movie with bald hair crushing bald hair, but then they walked into the cave, and their heads were petrified there.

"What, I'm not wrong, that bald hair will never be able to turn over! What are you all doing in the hole? Watching them mating looks silly... What 0 dish 0||||Fuck! What kind of mating position is this!!” Mrs. Qin continued to chatter behind them, and when she finally entered the hole, what she saw was—you can guess again =, =+

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Mother lied to us!

Mother lied to us! !

Mother lied to us! ! !

After enjoying the action movie of being pressed down for 5 minutes but still using Mr. Chicken, the babies broke down and cried together. As for Mrs. Qin, she has slowly weathered with the night wind ╮(╯ ▽╰)╭

After a long time, Mr. Qin did not wait for his wife and children to realize the reality at home, so he followed to find the entrance of the cave, and what he saw was Mrs. Qin who was burying her head in the mud beside the cave.

"Honey, how do you see them mating?" It must be as boring as ever.

Mrs. Qin finally pulled out her head and looked at Mr. Qin. She made the following concluding remarks——

Hold me fast, I'm blind.

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Little Scroll Growth Story ([-])

Long, long ago, there was a cute little monster in the forest, and his name was Little Roll.In fact, Xiaojuan was not originally called this name. At the naming ceremony that year, the new patriarch of their tribe who had just assumed office was supposed to give him the name——Luopu.

Lopu, in the language of the Kru people, refers to the sprout of the finger. This name sounds good and symbolizes vitality. It should be considered a good name.It's a pity that the name came out of the patriarch's mouth, and the one who brought Xiaojuan to the naming ceremony, his father, who had never been reliable, said blankly, "Patriarch, you are wrong, his name is not Luo Pu , His name is Xiaojuan."

…………………I, how could I say something wrong, didn’t I give you all the names-0-||||

Not long after he became the patriarch, the new patriarch who presided over the naming ceremony for the first time was at a loss for words. He thought he heard it wrong, so he repeated the word "Lupu".Only this time, he still received an unquestionable rejection from his tribe, "Wrong, his name is Xiaojuan."

"...Lope."

"Small volume."

"Loop."

"Little Juan, Patriarch, I told you that you mispronounced the name, why didn't you correct it!"

"Loop."

"Xiaojuan, patriarch, if you say something wrong again, I will beat you like the leader of the enemy tribe before."="="

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Beep, beep, dear!The big bastard bullied the rookie patriarch! ! !

The poor new patriarch, who is two years younger than Mr. Xiao, couldn't resist a certain hooligan, and turned around to find his partner to cover him up.The patriarch's partner was about to go forward to give momentum to his beloved, but he heard a threatening grunt sound, following the sound, he could not be the big long partner - the most powerful scroll in their tribe What=0=||||

The patriarch's partner was conflicted in his heart for a while, and finally began to chirp along with his darling—well, if you want to call it Xiaojuan, you can call it Xiaojuan, and the best thing about long and long scrolls is relying on I can bully other monsters by myself T^T Shameless!

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