In the human world, there seems to be a constitution that makes it easy to get pregnant. Even if this kind of woman is counted on to have a shot during the non-ovulatory period, she will still conceive a baby badly.Mr. Xiao has always had admiration for women with this physique—you must know how they implement the ultimate spirit of a "saving society" in an era when both sperm and eggs are gradually weakened by the external environment.

But now, Mr. Xiao finally doesn't have to feel envious of other women, because there is actually a monster who thoroughly implements the spirit of "saving society" by his side——

Comrade Juan, after he was fooled by his partner to play a riding style, he became fat and fat, and he should lay eggs in a few days~(≧▽≦)/~Lay egg rolls, monster The fighter Ouye [ǒuyè] in it!

Of course, when Juan's father was cultivating Juan Juan, he never thought that any little monster in their tribe could defeat his son, so Mr. Juan had no idea that he was going to lay eggs at that time—he Just like Mr. Xiao at the beginning, he was troubled by constipation in the next few days, and by the way, he was so emotional that he knocked Mr. Xiao away several times, but everything else was normal.It is precisely because of this that Mr. Dang Juan finally couldn't bear the depression on the sixth or seventh day and told Mr. Xiao about his constipation and wanted to ask for help, but he had to reply, "Oh dear! You are about to lay eggs ", it is conceivable that the stimulation and shock that this monster received at that time-it was definitely leveraged =, =+ and as a monster whose head says what it says, the only thing Mr. Juan needs to do at this time is It can only be - leave, home, go out, go!Yes, he just left without a leaf ╮(╯▽╰)╭ in a dark and windy night when everyone was asleep.

When Mr. Xiao and the babies woke up the next morning, they could only stare blankly at the haystack where he had slept.

"Where is Juan's father?" Ah Xia asked Mr. Xiao while sipping his paw.

Mr. Xiao sniffed on the haystack, followed the smell all the way to the hole, until he reached the edge of his own territory, and then he replied, "Your father, probably went back to live with her natal family =_, ="

"What is a mother's house?" Ah Xia asked, Mr. Xiao patted his head and said, "My mother's house is the place where we Crewe people hide when we are afraid of laying eggs."

"Bird eggs? Is Father Juan about to lay eggs ⊙o⊙? Ah! Am I going to be a big brother?" Ah Xia immediately caught the point, he clapped his paws excitedly to express his happiness, and then thought that Father Juan, who was laying eggs, was at his "natal home" "He still doesn't know when he will see the egg containing his brother.

Well=^=I want my brother to play~

Ah Xia shook Mr. Xiao's arm and asked, "Father, when will Father Juan come back? Shall we go to 'natal's house' to pick him up?"

"This can't be, baby—" Mr. Xiao rubbed his chin and refused his children, "You have to know, the place of 'natal' is not something that other people can go to if they want to." This is a place only young wives can go. ...Pfft...and if I run away now, Mr. Juan will definitely run away to hide in another place before they arrive—hey~ This shy and awkward monster actually ran away from home →, →Mr. Xiao soon wandered to Mr. Juan, thinking about it, but he didn’t know that Ah Xia, who had received a strange education, would use the theory of “going to his mother’s house” because of the theory of “fear” when his partner was about to lay eggs. The purpose of knocking his hapless Mr. Laid unconscious and dragging him to Mr. Xiao from afar is to make him "not afraid".So what the elders said - not all can be heard.

Having said that, just when Mr. Xiao was counting the days and guessing when and where Mr. Juan would lay eggs, Mr. Juan, who had run away from home, came back much earlier than he expected—with With a round and small egg, it was almost lifted off the ground by Juan's father, and it was sent back just like that =皮=

If this scene could be compared, it would be like a little animal cub was easily transported from one place to another by his parents biting the neck without any resistance. It's a cute scene, isn't it?Although it is really funny to use it on Mr. Juan, who is five big and three rough, but this does not prevent Mr. Xiao from going forward with a straight face.

He took Mr. Juan from Dad Juan's paw, and also grabbed the flesh of his neck. The "father-in-law" and "son-in-law" nodded to each other as greetings, and Mr. Xiao dragged Mr. Juan back to the cave—even though he was actually I also want to use the imposing action of "carrying" like Dad Juan, but unfortunately, Mr. Xiao can't carry Mr. Juan ╮(╯▽╰)╭ When he returned to the cave, Mr. Juan hugged their eggs and shrank into a A small group - pretending to be autistic, but this monster's specialty.Mr. Xiao chased the children who were about to run up to beg his brother out of the cave like he was waving a fly, and then jumped to Mr. Juan's side.

This is really a similar scene. Ten days ago, the two of them just staged a scene of begging for mercy and quarreling, and they didn't expect to reverse their identities in the blink of an eye.However, there is one thing that Mr. Xiao is much better than Mr. Juan, that is - he understands why his partner is having trouble =, =+ knowing the crux of the matter, and prescribing the right medicine becomes easy. Mr. Xiao imagined that after Mr. Juan recovered The circle life he was about to face, and after evaluating his ability to lay eggs, he finally hugged Mr. Juan, and while blowing in his ear, he said lazily and seductively, "I will give you the same in the future." Lay eggs." Sensing Mr. Juan's almost imperceptible movement, he added, "I'll lay as many eggs as you want me to!"

╭(╯^╰)╮→I’m angry

(=dish=) → surprised

(=///=) → I was moved - it's so nice to be long.

At that moment, Mr. Juan suddenly felt that he was very embarrassing for being unreasonable and making trouble, didn't he just——had an egg?Chang Chang also gave birth to him.

At this time, Mr. Juan finally realized that what Dad Juan told him when he found out that he had given birth to an egg this morning was a precious egg he had with his partner, and—as long as he pays attention, there will be no second one Yes... But how could he lay eggs so easily T^T Zhang Chang obviously laid eggs after many years!

It's really worth commemorating, since Songbao Ake competed to change teeth and molt, etc., Mr. Xiao defeated Mr. Juan again in important places.Even though Mr. Juan thought from the bottom of his heart that what he did was wrong, there was a small thorn in his heart that he couldn't even pull out.

However, given that Mr. Xiao has a lot of thorns in his heart, so this time - just accept the reality reluctantly!Woo T^T hate it!

Mr. Juan finally turned around with a blushing face. He stuffed the egg from his paw into Mr. Xiao's paw, and hugged him again.Seeing that the timing was just right, Mr. Xiao hurriedly continued to promise him that there was nothing wrong with it, "Don't think about it, Jujuan, I will lay eggs in the future, I promise to God!"

They all moved out Lord Shenming, and all that was left was a reconciliation ending.Mr. Juan's paws are picking the eggs in Mr. Xiao's paws. Since he laid them in the morning, he finally has the excitement of becoming a father again. Maybe the one he gave birth to is really different, and this monster is not like last time. Who will be in the future, this opening is directly, "Baby will definitely be a good boy."

"Well, he will definitely be an innocent and cute kid." Mr. Juan, the egg you laid is of course just like you→,→The author has something to say: About Mrs. Qin after she became blind:

Mr. Bird was also curious and watched some action movies that day, so he was both excited and curious when he returned to the nest, so when he and Mrs. Bird were walking in the air the next morning, he naturally took the flying posture Here comes a hair =, =+ Their actions happened to be seen by the Mr. Grain below. Mr. Grain’s eyes were blinded and his chrysanthemum was tight. In exchange, Mr. Jiyou snorted twice——So this is a pair of good friends She was also curiously trying to lie on her side to have a hair =, =+ and Mrs. Qin lowered her head to look down when she was in high spirits, and the blind Hawkeye was of course blind again.

Afterwards, when the hormones are all released, the animal neighbors who are peacefully out of the well and not in the river will fight again because of the contradiction of the other side's circles and blindness ╮(╯▽╰)╭Please believe that the piglet raised by Mr. Grain is now It is definitely able to crush the babies head to head and cannot move!

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Ah Xia knocked Xiaohua unconscious and dragged her back to Mr. Xiao’s territory to lay eggs. This is a real case that will happen in the future =, =+=====

Because they have been together during the war, Mr. Xiao later returned to the tribe and heard that Mr. Hope and Mr. Gentle live next to each other, so that they can not only shoulder each other every day, but also take care of each other.At first, the elders were not willing, but Mr. Juan suddenly found a natural cave on the edge of their territory as he had found for his younger brothers. Later, Mr. Xiao guessed that it was a cave specially prepared for him to leave. For leaving home.So in the end, Mr. Gentle and his monsters moved for the third time and lived with Mr. Xiao.

But life after that was not as easy as Mr. Xiao thought, because since Mr. Wen Wen became the third member of the "Housewives Committee", the relationship between him and Crying Baomu is definitely a typical example of "difficult relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law". Don’t look for trouble every day. Is there any-,-+I have to ask my younger brother to judge,Is it=,=+Because I cry and cry at every turn, so I have opinions on how Ah Zao should educate Mr. Gentle.Do you have any=,=

Anyway, Mr. Xiao is going to cry ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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It's all extra stories, let's make up for it!

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Mr. Volume’s new nickname, Volume, Volume →, →

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By the way, although Mr. Gentle and the others moved here, the ending of digging the pit will not change =, =+ to bury the landlord~╭(╯^╰)╮

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