You can't afford online games

In the ten-player Xiaozhanbao dungeon, except for Lan Qier who is a trumpet Qixiu, there are only nine people who play the dungeon. The team is very weak to be prone to tragedy.The friends that Lan Qier called were all old players, so even with a small number of people, they went to the old one smoothly.

The old one has two little bears, and the boss will call his little bears halfway through. Someone in the regiment needs to interrupt the boss's call. If there is no time to interrupt the boss's call, the bears must be killed quickly after the bears come out, otherwise There will be more and more bears, and finally they will be slapped to death by bear paws. The boss still has two big moves, one is to silence the main T, the treatment cannot solve the state of the main T in time, and the T with poor equipment or water is likely to be killed. The next skill of the BOSS is dead in seconds.

[Wang Haiyin] Shouting loudly: raging raging!

[Team] [Jianguang Hanying]: Dongdongdong interrupted? ?

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: I interrupted.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: Dong Dongdong is a novice, don't expect him to interrupt too timely.

[Team] [Jianguang Hanying]: If he always wants to raise mushrooms, he will pretend that I didn't say anything.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: Dongdongdong is not the only person in the group who can be interrupted. What occupations cannot be interrupted. Didn't Mushroom say that he interrupted?

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: I'm studying, sorry, maybe I didn't interrupt in time.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Touch your chin, actually Han Ying's suggestion is good, or you can consider letting me take care of you as an apprentice, so that I can help you relieve your status.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: You are also the one who is kept.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Stop arguing (┬_┬) I'm dying, no one can explain my silence.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention.

[Team] [Sword Light and Cold Shadow]: Xiaolan, be careful, don't let the water T die in the dungeon.

[Team] [Mung Bean Cake]: Dongdongdong, you should cut up JJ like a mushroom, so that no one will blame you for not interrupting.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: That's right, it's also good to cut mung bean cakes into cloud cakes. Apprentice, do you want me to lend you a knife?

[Team] [Koukou enthusiasts]: I'm sorry, stop chatting, I will die if I don't solve it in time!

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: It's because you are the one who died that we can talk with peace of mind.

When half of the people were paddling, the old group disappeared. Jianguang Hanying sent an angry expression and asked everyone to go to YY. Qi Yunhan actually downloaded the YY software a long time ago, but he has never used it. Jianguang Hanying's violent voice.

"Can you be more serious? Especially mushrooms, and Dongdongdong, I don't care if you add soy sauce, but don't make it too watery."

An imposing voice came from the headset, and he was scolded again. Qi Yunhan touched the microphone and didn't know what to say. Just as he was hesitating, there was a rustling noise in the headset, and someone spoke.

"Who can guarantee that he has never made a mistake and never died in his next book?"

A lazy voice came out of the headset, as if the tip of tender grass had hooked Qi Yunhan's heart, just hearing the voice, he guessed that the person who spoke for him was a mushroom.

"What Mushroom said is right, Hanying, don't be angry, I used to be very watery, and it was you and Mushroom who taught me back then."

"Master Mushroom."

Jiao Didi's female voice and Qi Yunhan's voice sounded at the same time, Mushroom's ears were as sensitive as if they were equipped with automatic radar, and they could distinguish Qi Yunhan's weak voice and the key four words from the sweet female voice!

"Apprentice! Your master, I'm so stupid. I would have let you go to YY before I knew it. I'll call Master to listen again, hehe." Mushroom said with a wicked smile.

Sure enough, Qi Yunhan fell silent.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master Mushroom.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushrooms]: This doesn't count.

"Mushrooms, mushrooms." The whiny female voice continued to call unwillingly.

"Huh? What?"

"I thought you ignored me."

"It's not like we haven't talked, I'm busy flirting with my apprentice." After Mushroom finished speaking, he ignored Lan Qier, turned his head and continued chatting on YY, trying to tick off Dongdongdong's words.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Master Mushroom, Master Mushroom, Master Mushroom, Master Mushroom, Master Mushroom, Master Mushroom.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: The illegal operation is too much, you have to call it!

[Team] [Koukou fans]: Nima Mushroom, your name is Chun!Call me Maoyan, don't bother with Dongdongdong, fight monsters hard, and then paddling will make you look good!

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Haha Mushroom Master fight monsters well, and then stroke the water to bite you.

[Team] [Mung Bean Cake]: Bite!

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: Biting mushrooms is really delicious~ Traces of love~

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Break the input method.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Apprentice is shy. Apprentice wants to eat me, but that's impossible. You are destined to be eaten to death by me, and you will never turn over.

Although Qi Yunhan knew that Mushroom probably meant that the two professions of Wanhua and Qixiu were in PK, Wanhua was really difficult to compare with Qixiu, but he couldn't help thinking about it, and thought of going to a place full of mosaics... ...Qi Yunhan covered his head in pain, why did he become so lecherous.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: Dongdongdong and Mushroom have such a good relationship, I'm so envious O(∩_∩)O, do I want a sister-in-law?Dongdongdong sister-in-law?Although Dongdongdong is a man, if Mushroom doesn't mind, I don't mind either.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: It's not your turn to mind.

[Team] [Dongdongdong]: Look at the two of us, a male Wanhua and a demon Qixiu. If you want to call him Brother Dongdongdong, Mrs. Mushroom.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: I'll wipe it, no way!

[Team] [Lan Qier]: Hee hee, well, it’s fine if Mushroom doesn’t want to, actually I don’t want to either.

What a retarded provocation, I really don't know what this Lan Qier is thinking, how the mushroom got mixed up with her, affecting IQ, cough, Qi Yunhan coughed dryly, warning himself that it is not good to speak ill of people behind their backs.

Basically chatting with people in the old group has never stopped, because Lan Qier also participated in the chat, Jian Guanghanying didn't say a word, but the old one was arguing with a group of people, this state did not resolve in time, and the one who forgot to call Passed through without any risk, saw the old one lying down smoothly, and heard the sound of Jianguang Hanying's relief in YY.

"Mushroom, help me touch the equipment, I know your hands are the hottest." Lan Qier said coquettishly, "Han Ying, let the mushroom touch it."

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: ⊙_⊙ No, I don't touch Hanying, he belongs to you, I just touch my apprentice.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Apprentices can't touch casually.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: I touch it very seriously, very dedicated and dedicated.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Apprentice, look at my red hands and touch the equipment for you.

Qi Yunhan smiled knowingly when he saw Mushroom's secret chat, although this kind of behavior is a bit of a villain.

Mushroom worshiped the old one with a stick of incense, and the old one gave him Qixiu's healing double soldiers.Lan Qier was very excited and blew a kiss in the team chat.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Step on Girl's Mushroom]: The weapon is good, but I don't want to learn how to cut JJ like you.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dongdong]: Don't do this, I promise to help you find Wanhua's equipment later.

[Team] [Sword Light and Cold Shadow]: Anger!Mushroom, you seduce the person I like in front of my face!Wait for the second child, I will touch it!

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Okay.

Mushroom didn't say much, it was just a game, he didn't want to get involved in the bloody emotional entanglements, not to mention that Lan Qier was not his type, in fact he liked Dong Dongdong better, but Dong Dongdong was a man, Otherwise, it is very likely that they have developed from masters and apprentices to husbands and wives. Of course, men also have the advantages of men-molesting casually, and molesting is innocent.

The second child is in the water dungeon, not on the same route as the boss at the back. It takes time to walk, and you have to swim in it.Dong Dongdong's movement speed is slower than others, so Mushroom has prepared Feiyu Balls for him early on - a medicine to increase swimming speed.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Apprentice, I'll give you Feiyu Balls if you say hello to Master in YY.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: One by one.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: Don't succumb to the despotic power of mushrooms.

Obviously, Dongdongdong didn't plan to take care of the mushrooms, and jumped directly into the water.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Hey, it's alright, alright, I'll give you the medicine, I know you must call me a good master in your heart.

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Have you had facial surgery recently?It's getting thicker.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: Do you want to touch it, the skin is smooth and elastic ●3●.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: ...