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"Apprentice, when you get poisoned, remember to run to the corner of the wall and come back after detoxification. I turned on the plug-in, and pay attention to my secret words." Mushroom reminded Dongdong that the sound was a breeze and drizzle, and he turned his head and changed it very mockingly. The voice said to the red bean cake and the others: "Dou Gao, you two parallel importers, don't turn off the secret language again."

The contrast in attitude is too great.

Jian Guanghanying is not so good-tempered, "Everyone remember to run well, those who can't run will die and die aside, don't make everyone wiped out."

Anyone with eyes can see the thorns in Jianguang Hanying's words. The only one who can't run here is Dongdongdong. I don't know whether Dongdongdong is pretending to be stupid or not understanding Jianguang Hanying's contempt. YY keeps silent , did not speak in the team chat, Mushroom raised his eyebrows, although he was a little uncomfortable by Jian Guanghanying's words, but he didn't bother to respond. I am willing to bring novices, and feel that it is inefficient and a waste of time. Everyone's game pursuit is different.

"Dongdongdong, don't be nervous, many people entered this dungeon lying down for the first time, I died a miserable death back then, it's nothing, just brush it a few times and you'll understand." Lan Qier's attitude was very The weird thing has changed, and I am a good person in the middle.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: No good.

[Private Chat] [Red Bean Cake] said to [Mung Bean Cake]: Han Ying is really, if you are jealous of mushrooms, you pick Dong Dong Dong, a soft persimmon, which is so inferior.

[Team] [Mung Bean Cake] said: I bet on a cucumber, Dongdongdong will not be the first to die.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake] said: Squeeze two cucumbers.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong] said: Cucumber is under a lot of pressure.

[Team] [Koukou enthusiasts]: You don’t have cucumbers, so bet on wool.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: If you don’t have it, you can gamble with confidence, Dong Dong Dong, you can’t die for mushrooms and cucumbers!

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: ...

[Team] [Winter Dongdong]: Hahahaha, don't be afraid, Master Mushroom, let them bet, anyway, you don't have any, so the pressure is not great.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: ...

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: Pfft, the mushrooms are horrible.

It's over, Mushroom has the idea of ​​cleaning up the house at this time. Dong Dongdong is good, but occasionally he will say something that challenges his bottom line. I don't know if Dong Dongdong is nervous or intentional.Who knows the heartache of being a ladyboy!Mushroom made a dish-throwing emoji angrily.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: What does cucumber mean?

[Team] [Jian Guang Han Ying]: Xiaolan is better, I like the simplicity and cuteness.

[Team] [Little Crazy]: I thought I joined a strange group, Xiaolan, you let me see the dawn of hope.

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: That's right, it's better for girls not to know~ We will pollute your little white flower-like heart.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: Hehe, I'm just curious, aren't you girls too?I know the same.

[Team] [Mung Bean Cake]: No, no, I'm a pure man.

[Team] [Koukou lovers]: The only girl who can't afford to be hurt here is Mushroom.

[Team] [Stepping on the Girl's Mushrooms]: You all deserve to be abused, right?

The cucumbers in red bean cake and mung bean cake did not lose money, and Lan Qier became the first one in the group to fall.Only Qixiu was able to revive his teammates during the battle. Jianguang Hanying asked Red Bean Cake to pull Lan Qier up in YY.

"I want mushrooms to pull me."

A loud voice came out from the earphones, Hongdou Cake trembled, and decisively gave up the resurrection in progress, but in YY, there were a group of men howling, wishing to cut JJ and practice Qixiu to resurrect Lan Qier.Jian Guang Han Ying You Qi said unwillingly: "Although I can't revive Xiao Lan, I can sacrifice my life to protect you."

While a group of people were talking, the mushroom had already pulled Lan Qier up. Unfortunately, Dong Dongdong was in the state of a boss and was detoxifying by the wall. In the circle, as soon as she was resurrected, she stood up immediately before the poisonous circle disappeared, and was poisoned to death quickly and smoothly.

"Why did you die again?" Jian Guanghanying was puzzled, everyone's attention was on the boss just now, and they didn't see what happened to Lan Qier.

Lan Qi'er said aggrievedly: "Wuwuwu was poisoned to death."

"Yes, I'm sorry to see, I didn't notice there was someone there." Qi Yunhan spoke in YY for the second time, his voice was still as low as that of a mosquito, probably because he knew that he had killed someone, and his words in the team chat were not sincere, so he had to open YY spoke.

"I'll wipe it." Jian Guanghanying swears, this matter is obviously wrong on both sides, and it's not good for him to favor Lan Qier.

"Be careful after Dongdongdong." Mushroom said in YY, Qi Yunhan's heart skipped a beat, as expected, he was going to be told by Mushroom, although Mushroom doesn't scold people in dungeons, as long as his attitude is serious, no matter how bad he is, he will have a good temper guidance.

"I have learned this time. When you revive in the future, you must be careful of the surrounding situation. There are many people in the dungeon who were killed by the group attack or debuff of the boss as soon as they were revived."

What?Hearing Mushroom's words clearly, Qi Yunhan was stunned. It turned out that Mushroom didn't tell him not to kill anyone. His depressed heart, which was still lying in the corner of the basement, jumped up and cheered like a rocket launcher to the top floor, and the sun was shining brightly in an instant.

Mushroom, who was still a serious guide to Dong Dongdong just now, changed his tone immediately after he finished speaking, and brought out the dead skin and face to the fullest, almost rolling on the floor, "Apprentice, say a few more words to listen! Turn on the microphone point."

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: ...

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: Does Dongdongdong feel like the image of a mushroom has collapsed?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Not bad.

[Team] [Koukou Enthusiasts]: When I first opened up wasteland with Mushroom, I was intimidated by Mushroom's style. Is that calm and calm command style the happy and stupid Mushroom I know?After clearing the copy, I knew he was a mushroom.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: What's wrong?

[Team] [Koukou fans]: He took off his equipment and danced yangko around the boss.

Dongdongdong thought about the scene at that time, and couldn't help laughing out loud. Just now Mushroom asked him to pay attention very seriously, and he was frightened. It was the first time he heard such a serious voice from Mushroom. It's a bit out of tune, but it's only when I finish feeling, the mushroom is immediately out of tune.

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Who do you think is an idiot? ? ! !

[Team] [Red Bean Cake]: I think that when we play dungeons in the future, Mushroom's joy will be like a wild horse running wild.

[Team] [Koukou Enthusiasts]: Although I am a powerful MT, I probably can't handle it.

[Team] [Mung Bean Cake]: There must be Furong Bingdi who is only Dongdongdong.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: What do you mean?

[Team] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: The meaning of strict wife control ●0●.

Qi Yunhan stared at this sentence in a daze, like a wooden man, his head was a mess, he didn't even pay attention to the secret word prompt of poisoning, Mushroom yelled at him in YY to go to the wall and don't stand in the crowd, Qi Yunhan just turned around God, ran to the corner and stood there, but it was too late, his poison was still in the middle of the crowd, and the others reacted quickly enough, seeing that Dong Dongdong didn't move, he dispersed, the boss only had a few hundred blood left, No one wanted to fall short, Lan Qier was a little slow to react, and fell down along with the boss and Dong Dongdong.

"Ah, brother Dongdongdong, do you hate me so much? I was poisoned to death by you again, woo woo woo~" Lan Qier said sadly.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Sorry.

[Team] [Step on the girl's mushroom]: Is the apprentice stuck?

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: No.

Mushroom's original intention was to relieve Dong Dongdong's embarrassment, but he didn't expect him to be so honest. It seems that in the future, he should teach this apprentice when to be honest and when to lie.

Qi Yunhan was fascinated by Mushroom's words just now, although he knew it was a joke, but his mood was subtle, a little sour, and faintly hoped that it was not a joke, when did his feelings for Mushroom become greedy?

[Team] [Sword Light and Cold Shadow]: It's Wanhua attack head, who wants it?

[Team] [Lan Qier]: I want it, I want it.

[Team] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms]: Roll, my apprentice also needs equipment.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: Brother Dongdongdong, let me, Xingxingyan.

Mushroom ignored Lan Qier's coquettishness, he knew that if he didn't help Dong Dongdong fight for it, the fool would definitely beg to give up the equipment.

[Team] [Step on girl's mushroom]: roll.

[Team] [Lan Qier]: ┭┮﹏┭┮, Mushroom, why are you like this, I like you so much, you don’t help me, you just help me as an apprentice, I want to be your apprentice.

Mushroom saw that Dongdongdong hadn't responded yet, and he was a little crazy. He could understand that Dongdongdong might be embarrassed to compete with Lan Qier for equipment, or there were other reasons. Could it be that Dong Dongdong likes Lan Qier?

[Team] [Jian Guang Han Ying]: Dong Dong Dong, do you want it?Hurry up, don't want me to share with Xiaolan.

[Team] [Winter Dong Dong]: Yes.

Qi Yunhan's eyes are still fixed on the word "Like". It's great. When a girl can act like a baby and ask for equipment, she can also directly express her liking. Without Lan Qier's interference, he might not have discovered his love for mushrooms so early. Feelings, just pretend that you don't hate mushrooms, but what's the use of liking mushrooms?He couldn't express his feelings openly.

[Secret chat] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Pig apprentice!

[Secret chat] [Winter dong dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: ^_^, all the other girls directly say they like you, so I don't have the guts to grab it.

Qi Yunhan's robbing naturally refers to people, but mushrooms are understood as equipment, so they are still jumping.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Grab a P, all flowers are in demand, there is no so-called grab.

Mushroom thought about it, and there was another possibility, so he inquired about Dong Dongdong's tone.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushrooms] To [Winter Dong Dong]: Or apprentice, you have a spring heart?Like Lan Qier? ^_^.

Qi Yunhan used to think that Mushroom's smiling face was cute, but now he just wants to splash his face with ink, like a ghost!But this time may be an opportunity.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Yes, my heart has sprouted, but it's not for Lan Qier, it's for you.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dongdong]: ⊙_⊙, I am very honored, but apprentice, don't really treat me as a girl just because I play a female number, I am Shemale.

You think that only men like women in the world, and men like men, I am not interested without JJ!After Qi Yunhan complained, he smiled wryly, the biggest sorrow of gays is falling in love with straight men.