You can't afford online games

"Come on, let me feed you."

In the cafeteria, four boys sat at a table. The person who said this was Xie Ze. He picked up a piece of greasy fat with his chopsticks, and stared at Li Hengcheng sitting opposite him with a virtuous face. Li Hengcheng looked at him calmly. She glanced at him, ignored him and continued to eat.

Xie Ze reluctantly pinched his throat and acted like a baby in a strange voice: "Oh, what to eat, what to eat, your hands are inconvenient, I slept on your shoulder all morning, it must be very sore, don't be shy, I'll feed you."

After Xie Ze finished speaking, the people around him had already buried their faces in the rice, and their ears were pinkish red.

"Are you bored?" Wei Yujin pretended to be calm and finally broke his watch. After class this morning, when he left the classroom, he saw Qi Yunhan and Xie Ze who were waiting for him at the door with a treacherous smile, so he followed them to the cafeteria. When I met Li Hengcheng by chance, we sat down and ate together.

"You can't understand how lonely I am without the nourishment of love." Xie Ze winked at Wei Yujin, "Library, relying on sleep, bold declaration of love, freshmen are really passionate." Xie Ze every A sigh is full of teasing.

"Shut up, no one will think you're dumb." Li Hengcheng gave him a blank look, unable to stand this guy's idiot.

"I...uh..." Xie Ze was about to speak when he was interrupted by Qi Yunhan's stuffed chicken leg.

"Eat chicken legs, don't say a few words." Qi Yunhan didn't expect that it was only one morning, and everyone knew about the library this morning. It seemed that the gossip of the masses was very powerful.

"He still eats chicken legs." Wei Yujin snorted coldly, "If he eats it again, he'll be even more of a dick."

Xie Ze unceremoniously gnawed on the sealed chicken leg that Qi Yunhan gave him, and said inarticulately: "Well...then, they formed a relationship so quickly, and the couple party advances and retreats together."

"What kind of couple!" Qi Yunhan jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, blushing to defend himself, "I have someone I like."

Hearing this, Wei Yujin scoffed disdainfully, and said proudly: "Cut, I still have a wife." In fact, to some extent, Qi Yunhan is somewhat similar to his wife Dong Dongdong, for example, Qi Yunhan is simply a road idiot. In the real version, the two of them still have a kind of natural stupidity, which is probably the reason why Qi Yunhan unintentionally disturbed Wei Yujin's many things, but he didn't hate Qi Yunhan.

"Xiao Qi, are you going to Hangzhou this weekend?" Li Hengcheng asked, Wei Yujin looked at Qi Yunhan in surprise, thoughtful.

"Well, do you want me to bring something?"

"I want it, I want it." Xie Ze licked the grease stains on his hands, "I want West Lake lotus root powder and super mountain plums. It seems that dried radish is also good. By the way, there is also Hangzhou white chrysanthemum."

Qi Yunhan pretended not to hear someone's shameless request, "What does the president want me to bring?"

"Zhang Xiaoquan scissors." Li Hengcheng glanced at Xie Ze lightly.

"Why do you want scissors?" Xie Ze asked carelessly.

"Cut whoever you want." Li Hengcheng calmly picked up the bowl and sipped the soup, and Xie Ze suddenly became much quieter.

Little scissors or something, Qi Yunhan instantly thought of mushrooms, couldn't help laughing, the others looked at him inexplicably, Xie Ze carefully glanced at Li Hengcheng, reckoning that the question he asked shouldn't be dangerous, "What are you laughing at?"

"Just think of someone who uses small scissors."

"Wow? Have you ever seen a living eunuch? Who is that? Do I know him?" Xie Ze couldn't hold back his curiosity, and croaked again.

"Shut up!" Li Hengcheng said one more word, and I'll turn you into a eunuch.

At this time, the so-called person who used small scissors was sitting opposite, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

In the evening, when Wei Yujin played the game, the first thing he did was to open the friend bar to find out if Dongdongdong was online and where it was.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Wife, why are you still in Wanhua?

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Is it because last night was too wonderful to leave?If you like, we'll be bold again.

Mushroom waited for a long time, but there was no response from the other end, and he sent several harassments in succession in doubt.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] Said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Daughter-in-law?

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] Said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Lady?

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Dear apprentice?

It turned out that the automatic code word was returned to him.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Step on Girl's Mushroom]: I'll leave for a while, and I'll be right back.

Mushroom touched his head, rode to Wanhua, and played a game of hide-and-seek by himself—finding where Dongdongdong was hiding in Wanhua's map.

When Qi Yunhan came back, he saw a fool making provocative expressions at him, and Lori's provocative movements were twisting left and right and slapping her butt, which was very cute and funny.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: I'm back.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dongdong]: ●3●, I've been waiting for you for a long time, where did you go just now?

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: It was my brother just now...

Qi Yunhan was typing weakly. Just now he was shaving in the bathroom when his brother kicked the bathroom door open. Qi Yunyang asked angrily, "Who is that bastard who called your wife!!"

Qi Yunhan was stunned for a moment, brother, you are more like a hooligan now, this sentence lingered in Qi Yunhan's mouth and was finally swallowed by him.

Qi Yunhan explained to his brother embarrassingly and amusingly, which convinced his brother that Mushroom is not a hooligan, and that the daughter-in-law and the wife are also calling for fun, and there is no such thing as a wonderful night of disharmony.After listening to Qi Yunhan's explanation, Qi Yunyang's face turned pale, but he still said in a contemptuous tone, "Is it okay to call a daughter-in-law casually? It's not serious." Seeing his younger brother's drooping eyelashes, Qi Yunyang's tone Then he softened a little, "Don't get stuck in it."

Qi Yunyang has never underestimated the power of a game. Although it is virtual, everyone’s feelings for it are real. He knows his brother very well, and he is soft-hearted and easy to be serious. It's not that he really despises such jokes, but he's just worried that Qi Yunhan will get lost in such slick sweet talk.When he was studying, his friends would still make jokes about who was the husband and who was the wife, but now this matter was about his beloved younger brother, so he had to be in a hurry.

Qi Yunhan's face turned pale when he heard Qi Yunyang's advice. Naturally, this change did not escape Qi Yunyang's eyes. He asked hesitantly, "You wouldn't..."

"Of course not, brother, you are overthinking." Qi Yunhan squeezed out a smile and pushed the overhearted Qi Yunyang, and said with a smile, "Brother, if you worry so much, be careful of wrinkles."

Qi Yunyang looked at him silently, Qi Yunhan's forced smile was invisible under his elder brother's sharp eyes, he slowly lowered his head, not daring to look directly.The head was patted lightly, and the familiar voice carried a touch of affection, "You are getting older, just hold it by yourself."

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] Said to [Winter Dong Dong]: =口=, was my brother there just now?Am I doing okay?

That's great, I kicked the door in shock to my elder brother who was also paralyzed.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Why are you nervous.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: If I knew it was your brother, I wouldn't be so affectionate, it's too shy.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: You actually know the word shy.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: You can't get a daughter-in-law if you are not thick-skinned, but you can still be shy towards your daughter-in-law.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: By the way, where are you from, daughter-in-law?

[Secret chat] [Winter dong dong] said to [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: What's the matter?

Qi Yunhan became vigilant. Judging from his many years of experience on the Internet, he would often answer questions like, "Wow, so close? Let's meet!" or "It's a pity that it's so far away."

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Curious, ask.

[Secret chat] [Winter dong dong] said to [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: People from City Y.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Then where do you study?

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: How do you think I'm studying?I may have worked.

Wei Yujin blinked, he didn't think about it that much, but he had an association when he heard about Qi Yunhan going to Hangzhou in the cafeteria today, so he directly regarded Dong Dongdong as a student, and asked himself casually, why Dong Dongdong So defensive?Don't trust yourself?Wei Yujin was slightly discouraged.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dongdong]: You don't look like a working person.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Why?

Wei Yujin wondered if Dong Dongdong would directly flip the table if he told the truth, so he could only perfunctory Dong Dongdong's question.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Because it's not like...

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: If you don't tell me, I won't.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Because you are stupid and not like a social person.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: Nima, you are stupid!I don't say it!

[Secret chat] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: ┭┮﹏┭┮, don't be angry, daughter-in-law, I just said it when you asked me to say it.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: I'm not angry.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Then tell me, maybe we are very close and we can meet.

Of course Qi Yunhan knew Mogu's purpose in asking where he was, but it was precisely because of this that he wouldn't say it.

[Secret chat] [Winter dong dong] said to [Stepping on the girl's mushroom]: Don't say it.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Come on 00, I dare not talk in YY, and now I don't say where I am, it's more awkward than a girl.

Don't be awkward with your sister, I didn't say it was for the sake of your chastity!Don't be ignorant!Qi Yunhan really can't guarantee that if he suppresses it for too long, he will push people down when he sees mushrooms, and "fry" them again.

[Secret chat] [Stepping on the girl's mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Daughter-in-law.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: You can find someone who is not awkward.

After the insincere words were spoken, Qi Yunhan was very disturbed. Although Mushroom often called him by his wife, he tried not to take it seriously, but if you can treat it rationally, it is not affection, so it is not rare to say it, but If Mushroom calls someone else's wife, he will feel sad again.Qi Yunhan scratched his heart, he was really entangled, and he was even more awkward than a girl when he answered Mushroom's words.

Mushroom was silent for a moment, and Qi Yunhan's heart rose to his throat.

[Secret Chat] [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Are you going to divorce me? TДT

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Stepping on Girl's Mushroom]: ...

Qi Yunhan suddenly felt that his worry was unnecessary, like playing the piano to a cow.