You can't afford online games

On the weekend when Dongdongdong went to Hangzhou to play, the Dongdongdong account on Mushroom was more diligent than my own account. Every time I go online, the account will display the latest login time and location. Of course, sometimes it is not accurate, such as Beijing. Going to Java Island, after Mushroom logs into Dongdongdong’s account, he first checks the time and location of the last login. The time shows the last time Dongdongdong went offline, but the location is the United States. Mushroom is disappointed. He will definitely not It's silly and naive to think that Dongdongdong is in the United States, it can only be that the location is wrong.

There are three characters on Dongdongdong’s account, only Dongdongdong is at the full level, Mushroom nodded in satisfaction, it seems that the apprentice is very honest, he scouted all the friends on Dongdongdong again, and he and Dongdong Dongdongdong’s favorability is the highest, and the mushrooms are more satisfied. Looking at Dongdongdong’s warehouse, it’s a mess and has everything. Some materials can actually be synthesized and put together to save space, but Dongdongdong’s is still separate. So Mushroom started to sort it out very virtuously.

[Friend] [Koukou lover]: Mushroom, you bastard, come to the copy.

[Friend] [Winter Dongdong]: No, I haven't played enough with my wife's account.

[Friend] [Red Bean Cake]: Mushroom, you pervert, you can't bear to come down after winter.

[Friend] [Winter Dong Dong]: That's ~ (@^_^@)

[Friend] [Man like a flower]: It's your sister!Come and help us fight the hero battle treasure.

[Friend] [Winter Dong Dong]: It's not over yet?

[Friend] [Koukou lover]: Are you still the head of the team, you bastard.

[Friend] [Winter Dongdong]: I thought you guys passed away long ago, and it's weekend now.

[Friend] [The man like a flower]: I need to kill it quickly on weekends, or the CD will be useless!It was a tragedy last time, come quickly!

Mushroom reluctantly got off Dongdongdong's account, and switched back to his own account to start the journey of the last train of Hero War Treasure. He never expected that this time Hero War Treasure is not only a tragedy copy, but also makes the superficially peaceful and harmonious The two groups fell apart.

The CD of Hero War Treasure is seven days, and it is refreshed every Monday. Most guilds form groups to play books on Mondays. Some guilds can kill all bosses in one day, and some guilds like to fight one boss at a time. By the weekend, the number of junglers gradually increases. .

Dongdongdong went online on Monday night, and saw news that two people were swiping Hero War Treasures and entered the group at a high speed. Generally, the leader of the group opens the call. The leader of the first group is a wild flower on the roadside, and the leader of the second group is a mushroom. Today he The strange thing is that the wildflowers and cold shadows on the side of the road helped to get the news of the team formation, and the red bean cakes that always liked to follow the mushrooms to pull advertisements disappeared without a trace.

Dong Dongdong opened the friend list and found that Mushroom was not online, so he was relieved. He probably couldn’t go online today due to something. After hesitating for a while, he clicked on Jianguang Hanying to form a team. Some uneasy.

[Team] [Melancholic Tenderness]:? ? ?Are you equipped enough?There are already a few newcomers in this group, and the DPS and treatment are not enough, so they can't bring people.

Dong Dongdong quit the group without waiting for others to speak.Instead of going to a boring group to get angry, he might as well dig for treasure.

[Secret Chat] [Lan Qier] said to [Dong Dong Dong]: Brother Dong Dong Dong, why are you leaving?

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Lan Qier]: The equipment is not good.

[Secret Chat] [Lan Qier] said to [Dong Dong Dong]: Hehe, who didn't come here like this, brother Dong Dong Dong, wait a minute, I'll tell you.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Lan Qier]: No need.

With Mushroom not around, Dong Dongdong really wasn't in the mood to do dungeons. He originally joined the team wondering if Mushroom was practicing trumpet, but unfortunately there was no one who had the cheek to come out and call him his wife after joining the team.

[Secret chat] [Lan Qier] said to [Winter Dongdong]: It would be better for you to get the equipment up, so Brother Mushroom can relax.

Dong Dongdong disdains, mushrooms are not so snobbish.

[Secret Chat] [Lan Qier] said to [Winter Dongdong]: Okay, I'll tell them.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Lan Qier]: Really no need.

Dong Dongdong resolutely rejects Lan Qier's sugar-coated cannonball, and lets him go as soon as he is asked, as if it was a great gift for him to get his skills. Dong Dongdong doesn't take this set, and continues to dig his own treasure.

[Secret Chat] [Red Bean Cake] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: You are finally here.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Haha, yes, I went to Hangzhou on the weekend.

[Secret Chat] [Red Bean Cake] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: Still laughing!The second group shook this weekend.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: What's the matter?

[Secret Chat] [Red Bean Cake] said to [Winter Dong Dong]: You come to YY, and I will tell you in detail.

Dongdongdong joined the YY channel given by Red Bean Cake—Homestead Tongmenghui, Dongdongdong 囧囧 stepped into this channel with spirit, and there were only red bean cake and mung bean cake in it. As soon as he entered YY, the two girls followed He screamed excitedly like a sparrow, causing Dongdongdong's ears to buzz.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: You and mung bean cake one by one.

Red Bean Cake was filled with righteous indignation, and Mung Bean Cake supplemented it by the side, and Dong Dongdong understood the ins and outs of the whole matter.

Mushroom led a group to play Hero War Treasure on the weekend, 45 was pretty smooth, but in the end it got stuck at Lao Liu’s place and kept on tragedies. A monk, sister Tianxian and red bean cake are in charge of treating DPS. This round of treatment is quite stressful, and there are very few chances of making mistakes in the treatment. As a result, sister Tianxian died not long after opening the boss. Mushroom asked her how she died, and she didn't know what to do. .Mushroom pulled her up and told her to pay attention, because the resurrection of this round of healing is very precious, and they only have five healings in total, so losing one at the beginning will increase the pressure on the whole group.

As a result, it didn't take long for Mushroom to pull Tianxian sister up, and she died again. Mushroom didn't want to waste resurrection, so he asked the flowery man to replace Tianxian sister to increase blood.

The meal wind will summon a tornado, which will cause high damage. People who are targeted by the tornado should run away from the crowd quickly.

"Did you know? Sister Tianxian, that scumbag, ran towards me with a tornado! If you want me to add blood, I will add her sister!" Red Bean Cake was so angry that she wanted to put two swords on Sister Tianxian. The situation at that time still gritted his teeth, "It turned out that she didn't die, I died!"

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Cough, what happened next?

"Later, when we fought the last boss meal, there was only Mushroom in the group to heal. Mushroom asked who had resurrection, Tianxian sister said she had, Mushroom ran to pull Tianxian sister up, and asked Tianxian sister to save a DPS "The red bean cake lowered its voice as it spoke, as if the past was too painful to recall, "Honey, you tell Dongdongdong, I'll let it go first."

"Then Sister Tianxian went to save her loving brother, Melancholic Gentle, but she ran around the audience and asked where Melancholy Meek died. At that time, Mushroom was already struggling to treat Fan Feng alone, so Mushroom asked her to come back to treat him. Forget it, but she said she found it, and the mushroom asked her to revive the person." Mung Bean Cake paused, "She can't talk about melancholic tenderness."

Red Bean Cake didn't wait for Mung Bean Cake to finish, and roared, "Damn, she doesn't know what a team is, she only knows a small team! So except for the five members of her own team, she has never added other people's blood, so she is depressed After Wen Wen was no longer in her team, she couldn't find her anymore! Her resurrection turned out to be a dead body on the ground, but it turned out that it couldn't be hit!"

There are two team modes in the game, one is a team with 5 people in total, the other is a team mode with 25 people, 5 people form a small team, there are 5 team windows in total, like T and DPS only open their own team windows, Because they focus on the BOSS, the healer needs to focus on the situation of the whole team, so they need to open 5 team windows, and what they click on when adding various BUFFs to teammates is not the person in the game, but the avatar on the team.

The reason why the red bean cake is roaring is because Tianxian sister has been driving only her own team since the 25th person, which is why her equipment is better than Dongdongdong, and the healing amount is not much more than Dongdongdong.

"Mushroom sees that she can't be revived, so let her come back to add blood, and see if the last DPS can beat the boss within the limited time, alas." Red Bean Cake sighed, very helpless.

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Master Mushroom must not be offline suddenly...

"You're right, he's just disconnected. Sister Tianxian can kill anyone alone, let alone the remaining DPS. After Mushroom goes online, it's rare to see it in a hundred years. Let Sister Tianxian figure out the basic operations before making a copy. , Elder brother loves others will definitely quit, and the two sides quarreled."

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Shouldn't you be arguing that Master Mushroom is offline again?

"How do you know everything!" Red Bean Cake said in amazement, "Later, both Lan Qier and Ruhua's man changed treatments, and the mushrooms continued to go up and down. The sixth child was directed by Jianguang Hanying. The sarcastic talker, I really want to shoot the melancholy and gentle bitch to death, the sixth child also produced the only piece of meteorite in this dungeon, it was very hard, the meteorite was given to Jianguang Hanying."

The best weapon in the game is the orange weapon, which is made of 200 yuan meteorite and flying black crystal. The meteorite and black crystal in the regiment are given to the leader by default, which is regarded as the leader's welfare.

"Mushroom is no longer the leader of the second group. After finishing the dungeon that day, Mushroom asked Jian Guang Hanying to lead the group. I think they have been brainwashed by the toilet." Red Bean Cake deeply felt worthless for Mushroom.

Mung Bean Cake said unconvincingly: "At the beginning, this group was made up of mushrooms. People in the group came and went. The scenery has been sharp and the tragedy has been. Now it's good, kick the mushrooms away."

"Dongdongdong, you don't know. In the past, a few big tits and master T left the group, and the second group almost broke up. Some people put down their faces and begged others to come back, but Mushroom brought us newbies up and beat them slowly. What happened to the Meteor Iron? What happened to the first piece of mysterious crystal being given to the leader? I really don’t know why so many people are upset.”

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dongdong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Master Mushroom probably doesn’t care about equipment, but is just a little disappointed with the current team ╮(╯_╰)╭, if you don’t become the team leader, you can’t be the team leader, happy be free and easy.

"Fuck me! Dongdongdong, you are actually Mushroom's adulterer!" Red Bean Cake said excitedly, "That's what Mushroom said, but you still missed a sentence."

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Which sentence?

"It's better to go home and play as an apprentice than to brush your books."

[Secret Chat] [Winter Dong Dong] said to [Red Bean Cake]: Let him go!