You can't afford online games

Wei Yujin returned to the dormitory, and lay down on the bed without saying a word. All the roommates knew that he was going to meet a netizen and lover. They planned to stay in the dormitory until Wei Yujin came back to tease him, but seeing that he was dying, everyone knew Keep silent, don't dare to provoke Wei Yujin anymore, probably his dream was broken when he saw a dinosaur. It seems that online dating is very unreliable, and it has brought such a good young man to such a disaster.

Wei Yujin tossed and turned and finally jumped out of bed and decided to go online, consult Fleeting Years, opened the game and found that the game was being updated slowly, impatient, he couldn't wait for a minute, not to mention the update download speed of the campus network was slower than a snail crawling.So he logged on to QQ, which was not available for thousands of years, and found him who wrote Fleeting Maniac QQ.

Mushroom said: in?

The writer wrote in Fleeting Time and said: [Automatic reply] I am talking to my dear, please do not disturb.

Mushroom said:  …

The writer wrote in Fleeting Time and said: [Automatic reply] I am talking to my dear, please do not disturb.

The writer wrote in Fleeting Years and said: Yes, what's the matter, little mushroom?

Mushroom said: Your automatic reply...

Wei Yujin was thundered and no longer knew the purpose of coming to Fleeting Years.

The writer wrote in Fleeting Years: Sexual intercourse can also be very pure, where did you think of it.

Mushroom said: In broad daylight, forget it, I lost your face.

The writer said in a fleeting time: Tsk, you will understand in the future, people who laugh at others will always laugh.

Mushroom said: I want to ask you something, about Dongdongdong, I met him today, it feels very strange.

The writer, Fleeting Years, was typing with Mushroom with a smile on his face, and when he turned his head, he roared and called the culprit, Jianjian, so that bastard would change his auto-reply. Knowing when it was changed, how many times he has been humiliated by this automatic reply, thinking of this, Fleeting Nian is furious.

Burying Jian heard his daughter-in-law's call, and immediately appeared beside her, standing at attention.

Just as he was about to scold him when he was writing, he saw Mushroom saying that it had something to do with Dongdongdong, so he didn't dare to be sloppy, so he gave Zanjian a hard look and told him to face the wall and deal with him later.

Writing Fleeting Years said: Meet?Congratulations, you finally hooked up together, why is it so strange?

Mushroom said: It's very complicated. I like to be timid and flustered. You said that if Dong Dongdong knew my feelings for him, would he think I was abnormal?Will you ignore me?

The writer wrote in Fleeting Years and said: MD, Mushroom, have you become a transvestite too much, and you really don’t have JJ anymore?

Wei Yujin froze for a moment, no matter what kind of man he was, there was probably one reaction when he saw his second brother questioning his ability - anger.And with his toes, he guessed that the other party was Burial Sword.

Mushroom said: Is it the burial sword? (#‵′) Convex!You can tell if you are big or not!

The writer wrote in Fleeting Years and said: Tsk, it’s not enough for a man to be old, it depends on whether he can satisfy his daughter-in-law, understand?Such as [email protected]￥&)...

Zunjian didn't finish his words, he just typed a bunch of gibberish characters, I really admire him for saying such shameless words in broad daylight, probably dragged by Fleeting Years to teach him a lesson.After Mushroom waited for a few minutes, Fleeting Nian himself came back.

The writer said in Fleeting Years: Don't worry about that shameless guy just now.

Mushroom said: Burial Sword, is he okay?

Writing Fleeting Years: Not very good.Let's continue.

Anyway, Burial Sword was brought on by himself, Mushroom didn't have the extra sympathy to share with him.

Writer Fleeting Years said: Are you sure you like Dong Dong Dong?

Mushroom said: At least until now, no one can give me the same feeling as him, but I am worried that the relationship between the two of us will come to an end.

The current QQ is very advanced. When a friend is typing, the QQ will show that he is typing. Wei Yujin sees that the QQ that he wrote for a long time has been in the input state, so he waits patiently, but the state is still in the input state for a long time.

Mushroom said: fleeting time?Are you still there?

The writer wrote in Fleeting Time and said: [Automatic reply] I am talking to my dear, please do not disturb.

Why did it become an automatic reply again? Mushroom has a feeling of being cheated by the merchant. It’s like holding a sword and going through untold hardships to defeat the dragon. When you open the dragon’s treasure chest, you find that it contains a pair of underwear instead of gold and silver treasures. I thought that the ones who returned in a fleeting time would be good words of gold and jade, but it turned out to be an automatic reply.

After this short period of time, Mushroom seems to have figured it out, so what about the man?As far as he has come into contact with Burial Sword Fleeting Years, he has also seen that Tang Xia and his boss are living happily in reality. In fact, it is his own life in the final analysis, and it is false to ask for other people's opinions.

Mushroom said: I figured it out, no matter what Dongdongdong thinks about me, I decided to chase him!If I say it, it will probably scare him to death, so I will cook it slowly in warm water, and it will be mine when it is cooked o(*￣▽￣*)o.

Mushroom said: Take your time, I won't bother you.

Wei Yujin said that in fact, he was already fantasizing. One day, the automatic response of his and Dongyou could also be changed. He was talking to his daughter -in -law.Wei Yujin thought and thought, and his mouth was watering.

On the other side, they were already arguing about Mushroom and Dongdongdong.

"Why didn't you let me tell?" Fleeting Years, the writer, looked puzzled at the buried sword with traces of domestic violence on his body. Just now when he saw the mushroom saying that he was going to cook Dongdongdong slowly, he almost didn't laugh. He just wanted to Say boy, don't be stupid, just go straight, Dongdongdong is almost naked and lying on the bed waiting for you.

"Now you say that if you make these two people happy, it will be smooth sailing? Did the mushrooms show any signs of bending?"

Writing Fleeting Years recalls the acquaintance and acquaintance with Mushroom, and the answer is affirmative: "No."

"So what he and Dong Dongdong need is time. How long has he known Dong Dongdong? Does Dong Dongdong trust him? If it were you, suddenly a straight man confessed to you one day, you would accept it with peace of mind. ?” Burial Sword made an analogy.

The fleeting time when he wrote the pen gave him a blank look.

Zunjian immediately added: "Of course if I was in this kind of thing, I wouldn't let him happen. Come and beat him up."

Burying Jian sighed: "Besides, these two people have no foundation. Momo said it would be good if he was willing to chase Dong Dongdong. It is an opportunity for both of them. Momo needs to know too much in our circle. If you tell him Dong Dongdong Dongdong likes him, he must have rushed to confess, and then found out that he can't get hard on a naked man? The passion they want to wipe out for a long time is not enough. "

Fleeting Nian, who wrote the pen, nodded, "You are more considerate than me."

"Of course, the most important thing is who makes him older than me, I won't let him be so straightforward, cut." Zan Jianbi snorted, very dissatisfied.

The approving expression on Fleeting Year's face froze on the spot, and he knew that he couldn't expect too much from this guy.

Later, Wei Yujin received a few oversized emails with the title: Treasure Chicken Wei (harmonious word), the sender was Fleeting Years, who was a writer, Wei Yujin looked around for a few times with a guilty conscience, and hurriedly clicked to download. Wei Yujin first picked the smallest one, and after downloading, Pulling out the external keyboard bought for the game, holding the laptop and getting under the quilt, the moment he turned on the audio, another mysterious window opened to his world.

Wei Yujin and Qi Yunhan got acquainted on the first day from the game to reality, and it ended with Qi Yunhan watching "Into Science" while holding a big brother Qi's love meal, and someone holding a laptop and hiding under the quilt to watch Chicken Wei.