You can't afford online games

The picture of Ji Wei was a complete shock to Wei Yujin, the writing of Fleeting Years is very kind, and the pictures of Ji Wei selected for him are all aesthetic, and there are no heavy-duty shots.At first, it was the flirting of the two men, followed by the caress and kiss. Wei Yujin's eyes straightened, and he swallowed with the groans of the actors in the movie. Still a bit repulsive, but switch people in my mind, for example, the person above is me, and the person below is Qi Yunhan, and the repulsion disappears. Later, Wei Yujin used the powerful brain cutting function to snap the heads of the two actors in the film together. Cut, and then replace myself and Qi Yunhan, everything becomes easier.

Xiao Shou tilted his butt to reveal the chrysanthemum, Xiao Gong stretched out his finger and pounded it in, Xiao Shou's moan changed from a soft moan to a high-pitched scream, which seemed to be in pain, Wei Yujin shuddered, and slammed the laptop hard, Get up and throw it aside, Wei Yujin stared at the computer closely, as if the computer was like a bottomless black hole, and some monster would emerge from it.

After a long while, Wei Yujin turned on the computer again, this time instead of playing a video, he was looking for a writer to write for Fleeting Years.

Mushroom said: fleeting time!come out!

The writer wrote in Fleeting Years and said: In the middle of the night, do you still have An Sheng? What do you want to do?

Mushroom said: Why is it you again!What about fleeting years?

The writer said in fleeting time: Hey, what do you want to find my wife in the middle of the night?He is tired and resting.

Mushroom said: Beast!

According to the knowledge from Baidu, it should be very tiring after finishing that work. Burying Jian can surf the Internet freely and let the time go by, he is even more beast than a beast. Mushroom remembers in his heart that he can't do this in the future.

The writer said in Fleeting Years: He is tired from work and takes a rest. What animal matter did you think of?I'm just stealing a dish from the internet, so what about having anything to do with animals?What are you trying to do?Say it quickly, and I'm off too.

Mushroom said: Just ask about that matter.

Zan Jian raised his eyebrows, smiled maliciously, and pretended to be confused with understanding.

Fleeting Years who wrote the pen said: Oh, what is it?

Wei Yujin scratched his head and ears, struggling to figure out what words to use to describe it.

Mushroom said: It's about sex!

The writer wrote in Fleeting Years and said: Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Mushroom said: "Smile, it's fine if you don't understand!"

The writer said in Fleeting Years: You can ask hahaha.

Mushroom said: It hurts down there?In the film, I saw that the one being called was like killing a pig.

The writer Fleeting Years said: The first pain is inevitable. Both of us have no experience. To be comfortable, we need a lot of practice. Just get used to it a few times. Remember to lubricate and develop. Chrysanthemums are fragile and need to be cared for.

The writer Fleeting Years said: It's done, both of them are very happy.

Mushroom said: Still need lubricant?

The writer said in Fleeting Years: Tsk, if you can really push it to Dongdongdong, give me the address, and I will send you a dozen.

Fleeting Years, who wrote the pen, said: Work hard!Little chick!

Mushroom said: In the future, I will also become a big bird that can despise you.

Fleeting Years who wrote the pen said: Damn, I want to fly before I can walk!Compare with me!Your little bird is too weak, okay?

Mushroom said: The one running on the ground is a chicken, I will be a big bird in the future!You haven't heard of the stupid bird flying first, scoff.

Two bored people quarreled over a bird thing in the middle of the night.

After the quarrel with that broken man named Burial Sword, Wei Yujin's excess energy was also vented. He tossed and turned until late at night before falling asleep. The whole dream was a mass of entangled white flesh, but the two His appearance was a little fuzzy, and even his panting and moaning seemed to be stuffed in a jar, and he couldn't hear clearly. Wei Yujin tried his best to get closer to see the two people clearly, but found that his feet were fixed on the ground and he couldn't move. Wei Yujin stared at that arm, covered with a thin layer of sweat, groaning from the stuffy tank, the familiar voice made Wei Yujin's heart flutter, the two of them suddenly Getting closer and closer to him, his appearance also changed from blurred to clear, his hair was sticking to his cheeks due to the wetness of sweat, Qi Yunhan, just three words made Wei Yujin's heart tremble, the person below gave him a faint glance, very quickly Extremely light, if there is nothing, it is full of tears and sultry.

Wei Yujin woke up violently, touched his pants, and they were indeed wet, all because the dream was too real, Qi Yunhan was too tempting, recalling the scene in the dream, Wei Yujin was a little restless, he hurriedly stopped his thoughts, and put the morning awakened Suppressing the evil fire, before his roommate woke up, he secretly changed into a pair of pants, and then hid in the bathroom to wash and wash.

On the first day, Wei Yujin's daughter-in-law chasing plan was officially implemented. This set of plans was made by combining the information he searched on the Internet.

The school's curriculum information is shared, and all majors' schedules can be found on the school's intranet. Wei Yujin designed a plan to block a daughter-in-law according to this schedule. The first step is to cultivate relationships through eating.

After Qi Yunhan finished class, he saw Wei Yujin who was panting at the door of the classroom, and was taken aback for a moment, not quite sure if he was waiting for him, so he asked suspiciously, "Why are you here?"

"I, I think, think, hoo hoo." Wei Yujin was speechless.

"Take a break and talk later." Qi Yunhan didn't dare to pat him to help him relax, fearing that if he patted the person in front of him, he would fall limp to the ground.

"I rushed over as soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class. I wanted to ask my senior to have a meal. I wonder if you'd like to show me the honor?" Wei Yujin finished speaking in one breath, and continued to hold on to the pillar to catch his breath. The temperature in autumn was very cool, and he But he ran out of sweat.

Qi Yunhan's surprise obviously hasn't passed, and he still asked stupidly: "Where is your class? And..." Qi Yunhan paused, and couldn't help laughing, "The word reward is too serious." His focus was obviously wrong.

"Three buildings." Wei Yujin frowned, obviously dissatisfied with Qi Yunhan's focus.

"Three buildings?" Qi Yunhan couldn't believe it. He was in the first building for class, and Wei Yujin rushed to the classroom across the second building in a few minutes, which made him admire.

"Yes, senior, would you like to have dinner with me?" Wei Yujin stared at Qi Yunhan, the tenderness in his eyes was like lake water, trying to drown Qi Yunhan.

But his tenderness was interpreted in Qi Yunhan's heart as that the junior smoked, and it was very serious.It was obviously just a meal between classmates, why bother to say something so ambiguous, it made people look forward to it, Qi Yunhan lowered his eyelashes, pinched his palms, to wake himself up.

Qi Yunhan nodded and agreed to Wei Yujin's invitation, "Well, where shall we eat?"

The first step was successful, Wei Yujin was elated, and the word 'we' was great!It was as if the sun was shining on him, Wei Yujin couldn't help being silly.

"Xue, junior, are you alright?" Wei Yujin's joy looked like facial cramps to Qi Yunhan, and he couldn't help but care.

"I'm fine." Wei Yujin hooked Qi Yunhan's shoulder and asked inquiringly, "Shall we go eat a small hot pot?"

Qi Yunhan shrugged, expressing that he didn't care.

The small hot pot is very hot. The traditional hot pot is a big pot placed in the middle of a round table. Everyone wants to cook whatever they want to eat. The advantage of this is that a group of people want to have fun, but the disadvantage is that unless you keep staring at the food that you burn, it will be gone in a blink of an eye. He disappeared without a trace, looking around, he was being eaten by a friend.That’s why hot pot restaurants have launched this kind of small hot pot for one person, one pot. The dishes are placed in the middle and the pot is placed in front, which is convenient and hygienic. You don’t have to worry about the situation that the food you just cooked in front of you will end up in someone else’s mouth.Of course, the hot pot restaurant also has a sweet lover's hot pot, which is slightly larger than a single pot.

So when Qi Yunhan saw the lover's hot pot set in front of the two of them, he was completely stunned, and seeing Wei Yujin's expression as usual, he didn't think there was anything wrong with two men ordering lover's hot pot.

"Can you eat spicy? Do you like red pepper or green pepper? Do you want beef, pork, and chicken?" Wei Yujin asked while pouring simple side dishes into the hot pot.

The side dishes of the small hot pot are very complete, but the quantity is not large, like meat, unless you specifically ask for it, or there will be several common meats on the plate.

Qi Yunhan comforted himself, probably because the hot pot for lovers is slightly cheaper than hot pot for singles, so there is no special meaning.

Qi Yunhan's gaze jumped over the meat and vegetables and landed on a plate of mushrooms, "I want to eat mushrooms."

"Uh." Wei Yujin blushed, buried his head and poured all the mushrooms from the plate.

The fun of hot pot is to boil it slowly and eat it slowly, but when Wei Yujin heard Qi Yunhan say that he wanted to eat mushrooms, his mind immediately went blank, and he poured the whole plate of mushrooms into the hot pot.

"You poured it all out." Qi Yunhan glanced at Wei Yujin complainingly, then stirred the soup with a spoon regretfully, scooped up a piece of soft and slippery mushroom that had been blanched, "Mushrooms should be blanched slowly to have fun."

Well, seeing Qi Yunhan's sad little eyes, Wei Yujin immediately bumped into him like a deer, and no matter what he heard, he felt that Qi Yunhan was going to burn him slowly. He knew that he shouldn't order mushrooms, otherwise even if Qi Yunhan didn't mean it, he would have associations , It sounds like you want to eat yourself.

Wei Yujin looked at himself being scalded in the pot, oh no, it was mushrooms, and was lost in thought.

"Are you mourning for your brother?" Qi Yunhan couldn't help teasing seeing Wei Yujin's painful look.

"Where is there." Wei Yujin hurriedly put on a smiling face, and said meaningfully, "If you like mushrooms, eat more." After speaking, Wei Yujin scooped up a spoonful of mushrooms with a soup spoon and sent them to Qi Yunhan's bowl.

"Who, who likes, likes to eat you." Qi Yunhan muttered, the voice of protest was obviously not loud, and Wei Yujin completely took it as a tacit consent.

"Hey, there's nothing to admit." Wei Yujin smirked shyly, "I'll do whatever you want..." What blocked Wei Yujin's words was Qi Yunhan's tearful mushroom stuffed into his mouth.