Unpretentious campus essay

Couple room? !

What's in the couple's room?

Huang Heyuan is a well-informed Internet waver, and his years of knowledge reserves are gushing out immediately.Romantic and ambiguous lights?Roses cover the waterbed?Happy chair for couples?A small leather whip hanging on the wall?No, if this is the case, you have to check out immediately!

The room was on the third floor, and the two went up the stairs. Huang Heyuan set off fireworks with his mind full of whistling, rumbling and colorful, and followed Bai Yunjian with his suitcase like a walking corpse.

Stairs are a place where a person's figure can be fully exposed.When Huang Heyuan raised his head, he was Bai Yunjian's buttocks. When he climbed the stairs, he stretched out into a narrow and warped shape.

Huang Heyuan quickly lowered his head subconsciously. jio duo sack!He's bent? And Bai Yunjian is his boyfriend, so what's wrong with being an ass?!Huang Heyuan raised his head and looked directly at the buttocks rising from east to west among the white clouds.

Huang Heyuan touched his? Buttocks, soft? It seemed that he didn't have any muscles.Bai Yunjian runs every day, does his butt have muscles?I don't know if it feels the same as him.

Huang Heyuan stared at the front and lost his mind, stepped on the ground in a trance, staggered a step, leaned forward, opened his mouth and exclaimed: "Ah Chirp!!!"

Bai Yunjian heard the sound of Huang Heyuan?, and immediately turned around.In the next moment, his body was knocked down by a huge force, and he fell back onto the stairs. His buttocks were in sharp pain, but what hurt more than his buttocks? It was eggs!

Bai Yunjian finally understood the pain of Huang Heyuan's broken eggs before, and breathed in the air-conditioning to prop up his upper body, Huang Heyuan just lifted his head from between his legs.

On the top of Huang Heyuan's head? His hair was curled up, black? His eyes widened? He looked at him with a red face and horror, and a line of nosebleeds slowly flowed down.

Bai Yunjian's forehead was sweating from the pain, and he couldn't understand how Huang Heyuan's nosebleed came from hitting such a soft place. "Does the nose... hurt?"

"No..." Huang Heyuan covered his nose and said in a muffled voice, "What about you?"

"...It's okay." Bai Yunjian wiped the sweat on his forehead, and vaguely heard footsteps coming from downstairs, "Let's go first."

Huang Heyuan immediately stood up, carrying the suitcase and rushed forward, Bai Yunjian reluctantly walked behind him slowly.Huang Heyuan rushed to the room, and stuffed a ball of tissue paper into his nostrils after washing his nosebleeds, only to realize that Bai Yunjian hadn't followed, so he ran back and saw him standing at a crossroad, leaning against the wall.

Huang Heyuan jumped over, "Why didn't you call me if you couldn't keep up?"

"Are you running too fast?" Bai Yunjian said.

"Oh." Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "Are you with me? Come, at 307."

"...Wait?." Bai Yunjian took Huang Heyuan's hand and shook it lightly, "Brother Yuan."

"what?"

"It hurts."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"My butt hurts too." Bai Yunjian said, feeling the poignancy and funny of this scene, he smiled inexplicably, "I can't walk, but it hurts when I move."

"you you……!"

Huang Heyuan thought that Bai Yunjian's face was so red because he was shy, but he didn't expect it to be painful?!

"Well, I? Thought you said it was okay, so it was true? It's okay..." Huang Heyuan turned around in a circle and said rigorously: "How painful is it? Let mosquito bites be classified as the first grade, and fractures be classified as the first grade." Level ten. What level do you think it is?"

Bai Yunjian didn't answer? Instead, he opened his arms and said, "Hug."

Huang Heyuan was confused: "Huh?"

"Hold me." Bai Yunjian repeated?

"... Nani." Huang Heyuan leaned back tactically, "Do you want a princess hug?"

Bai Yunjian nodded calmly, "En."

Last time at Wanda, the two hugged each other as princesses, and the memory of winning the rice cooker with difficulty came back into the cage.It's not that he can't be hugged, but he's not cool enough with a wad of Kleenex stuffed in his nose.And if you didn't hug it, it would have been broken? Isn't the buttocks even more shattered?

"Me? I'd better carry you on my back."

"I? Want to hug." Bai Yunjian said, "You bumped me? I? Want to hug."

"Just hug! Wait? Don't be angry if I spray your face with nosebleeds!"

"I? Will help you plug the ball of paper."

Huang He couldn't hold back the white clouds, took a deep breath, picked him up with a groan, and ran to the room vigorously.

Bai Yunjian got his wish, smiled lowly, and raised a hand to poke the ball of paper in Huang Heyuan's nostril a little.

"Fuck, don't you tease me? Laugh!" Huang Heyuan exhaled with his mouth, "What if I? Smash you on the ground?!"

"you will not."

Huang Heyuan carried Bai Yunjian back to his room and put him on the bed. He was so tired that he slammed into him, "Gu Haiyu, that crow's mouth, everything is really not going well today!"

"...Why did you suddenly fall?" Bai Yunjian sat up and asked.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Of course, Huang Heyuan couldn't say that he was looking at his butt? He sat up with his face in his hands, and said unnaturally: "I just tripped up casually? I fell, how is it, are you feeling better?"

"I? Go to the bathroom." Bai Yunjian got up to go to the bathroom, and pushed the glass door shut.

Is the glass door pushed? It's the same as not pushed, because it is transparent.

This, is this the couple's room? ?Huang Heyuan jumped up from the bed and looked around.

There are no roses, no happy chairs, and no small whips on the wall. When I opened the bedside table, I only saw a few small pipes and condoms.

This couple's room is similar to the hotel he stayed in before. Except that the toilet glass is transparent, everything else is completely different from what I saw online.

Alas, the mediocre couple room.Huang Heyuan sighed, and then suddenly realized, no, why is he disappointed!Even if those things exist, they can’t be used, right? !Where is the relationship between him and Bai Yun? !

"What are you looking for?" Bai Yunjian opened the glass door and came out, asking strangely.

"No, it's nothing!" Huang Heyuan pushed the drawer hard, rubbed it? Rubbed his hands, "How's it going?"

"I don't know." Bai Yunjian rolled on the bed, "I? Haven't been hit there before. According to your experience, Brother Yuan, how long will it hurt? Can you help me? Can you take a look?"

Huang Heyuan: "..." Even though he has rich experience in broken eggs, he can't just give the time without proof, scratched? Scratched his head, and said in a low voice: "Okay, let me see first."

Bai Yunjian was very straightforward about taking off his pants.

Why is he not shy at all? !Huang Heyuan stared blankly at Bai Yunjian taking off his trousers.

"look."

"Oh...oh!" Huang He leaned over and stared at him, "No skin?"

"Ah."

"Eggs are not big or small."

"Ah."

"Is the pain lessening?"

"Correct."

Combined with the strength with which he hit Bai Yunjian, Huang Heyuan said rigorously: "Wait another hour, if it doesn't hurt, it will be fine. If it still hurts, go to the hospital."

"En." Bai Yunjian looked at Huang Heyuan's face without blinking.

The Yellow River is flowing far away? Nosebleed, is it sensitive to appearance? At that time, Mao Mao said: "What are you looking at? Me? Is there something wrong with my face?"

Bai Yunjian curled his lips into a smile? Laughed, "No."

"Then what are you looking at?" Huang Heyuan rubbed his nose, "I? Is there something wrong with the bridge of my nose?"

"No, don't touch it." Bai Yunjian reached out and grabbed Huang Heyuan's wrist, and smiled, "Brother Yuan, I'm so happy."

Huang Heyuan didn't understand: "What's there to be happy about...? I? The two of you have been busy all the way... Otaku shouldn't go out!"

Bai Yunjian pointed to an indescribable place, "I thought you would think my place was disgusting, or you didn't want to see it."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

So it turned out that Bai Yunjian was testing him just now.Maybe? Egg pain is also an act?!What if he fails the test?Will the white clouds disappear?

"You...just ask if you can?!" Huang Heyuan pouted, leaning on the bed and said, "Don't test me in this way? I? I'm not a guinea pig... Do you really? Pain? It’s not pretending, is it?”

The smile in Bai Yunjian's eyes subsided, and he said lightly, "How should I ask? Do you feel disgusted when I take off your pants and ask you?"

"..." seems to make sense.

Huang Heyuan scratched his face: "Wait? Wait? I'm going to the toilet. I'll talk when I come back."

After urinating and washing his face with cold water, Huang Heyuan gradually understood Bai Yunjian's brain circuit? How could Lu be so weird.Because he keeps emphasizing that he is a straight man, Bai Yunjian thinks that he likes girls.In the final analysis, it is his insecurity that will test him.

Thinking of this, Huang Heyuan's nose felt sour, and he couldn't help feeling a little distressed.Walking out of the toilet, Bai Yunjian was already fully dressed, "Let's go, Gu Haiyu and the others ordered the dishes and urged us to eat."

"Oh." Huang He looked at the white clouds from a distance.He seemed a little tired, looking down at the floor, looking sleepy.But when he said he was happy just now, he looked refreshed.

No, Bai Yunjian must be angry.

"...Yunjiang!" Huang Heyuan jumped up and roared.

Bai Yunjian was startled, but the shock didn't end, it just started.Huang Heyuan pulled him back, took a domineering, classic pose, and looked at him expressionlessly.

"...Brother Yuan, what are you doing?" Bai Yunjian was confused.

"Me?..." Huang Heyuan's accumulated arrogance just now leaked out, he changed his posture, hugged Bai Yunjian's waist awkwardly, and said shyly, "Guess why this king just fell down? "

Bai Yunjian: "...uncoordinated limbs?"

"No, huh, can the hip-hop little prince have physical incoordination? When Lei Jinlong pushed me down the stairs, I stopped!" Huang Heyuan was ashamed to say it at first, but he knew that the answer would definitely be able to coax Bai Yunjian, "I? I fell? Because... I saw your ass?... Your ass is different from other people's ass... It seems to be enchanted!"

Bai Yunjian froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled?He laughed harder and harder, trembling all over, raised his arms to hug Huang Heyuan, and buried his face in his? Neck and rubbed.

Huang Heyuan knew this to coax people well. Anyway, he has long been invincible here in Baiyunjian. Hearing Baiyunjian laughing? The whole person is comfortable? Ruarua his fluffy hair, he groaned: "Next time you climb the stairs, don't go in front of me, it's annoying."

"It depends." Bai Yunjian said with a smile.

"...Don't be angry, me? I promised to have sex with you, so I will definitely have sex with you seriously." Huang Heyuan licked Bai Yunjian's cheek and made a chirping sound, "Don't test me, me? If you’re not sure about doing it right, you can ask directly.”

Bai Yunjian laughed again: "Aren't you the student god of No. [-] Middle School?"

"That's not your kind of question. The question of the paper, I wrote it with my hand, the question of love, the mystery that can't be solved. I just want to hide my name in your heart!" Huang Heyuan pressed a few words, Suddenly realized that the random sentence was very good, and his tone became serious, "You too. You are incognito in my heart. In the core of my heart, there is me? Dad and you. I? I like you, Yunjiang."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

As Huang Heyuan said, he moved himself first, tears flowed, he sniffed, and said, "Fuck, my mouth is full of nosebleeds? Smell!"

Bai Yunjian rubbed his head against Huang Heyuan's neck, and said in a hoarse voice, "Thank you, Romance Terminator? The tears are gone."

"Good thing." Huang Heyuan's stomach rumbled, he rubbed his eyes, "Tears delayed eating. I'm so hungry."

"go for meal?"

"Yeah." Huang Heyuan put his mobile phone and room card in his pocket, took a step and then turned his head, and asked Bai Yunjian embarrassedly, "Do you want, that, to hold hands?"

"Okay." Bai Yunjian stretched out his hand, and grasped Huang Heyuan's tender hand in the palm of his hand.

"I? I want to be outside." Huang Heyuan said, "It's very hot."

So he changed Huang Heyuan's hand again, but Bai Yunjian's hand was bigger than his, and he couldn't hold it.

"Ten fingers intertwined?" Bai Yunjian asked.

"No, your hands will sweat, sticky and uncomfortable. Why don't you hold them next time?"

"No." Bai Yunjian smiled and stretched out his little finger, "Brother Yuan, pull the hook?"

The Yellow River is far hooked? The little finger among the white clouds is finally comfortable? The exhaustion from traveling is swept away, and he hops briskly to cook.