Unpretentious campus essay

"Good Times" is a combination of homestay and farmhouse. The second and third floors are homestays, and the first floor is a restaurant.When Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian reached the box with their little fingers hooked, the dishes were already served.

The hot pot was bubbling with steam, Gu Haiyu was grilling the rice shirtless, and Mu Linxing was sitting far away from him, also buried in his meal.

Huang Heyuan: "Big guts! You? Why didn't you wait for us, and ate it first?!"

"We did our best, Huang Sang," Gu Haiyu raised his face from the bowl, and blinked at the fingers interlocking between the two, "You? Let's go together? Li just let go for half an hour, who knows you? What are you doing~ I'm not afraid to miss your business."

Huang Heyuan: "..." He just felt embarrassed, blushed and let go of the hand hooked with Bai Yun, pulled the stool away and sat down, "Can... what can I do? Eat, eat, This king is starving to death."

Bai Yunjian curled up his little thumb without any trace, and also pulled away the stool, propping up the table with one hand and slowly sat down, when he picked up the chopsticks, there was a sudden ahh.

"What's the matter?" Huang Heyuan asked, "Is there nothing you like?"

"No." Bai Yunjian smiled, his tone full of emotion, "My butt hurts."

"Pfft...!" Gu Haiyu sprayed rice.

"Cough cough cough cough cough...!" Mu Linxing choked on water, stared at Huang Heyuan in shock, "You? Really..."

"Fuck, it's not what you think!" Huang Heyuan quickly explained, "We fell while climbing the stairs!"

Gu Haiyu: "Did they fall together?"

Bai Yunjian said with a smile, "Yes."

"Oh, I understand." Gu Haiyu nodded in relief.

Huang Heyuan: "..." It seems to be getting darker and darker! ! !

Huang He stared at Bai Yunjian from a distance, and mouthed, "You? What are you doing?!"

Bai Yunjian picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of meat for Huang Heyuan, and smiled.

Huang Heyuan seriously suspected that Bai Yunjian did it on purpose, but he had no evidence, so he had no choice but to turn his shame and anger into appetite, blushing and eating two bowls of rice.

After dinner, Gu Haiyu proposed to go to Qinghefang to have another meal together.

Huang Heyuan raised his sore legs: "You? Can you buy a wheelchair and push me away?"

"Hey, which one of us is with whom, of course..." Gu Haiyu hiccupped, "I can't."

"Then I won't go. I want to save my energy for picking up trash tomorrow."

"I'm not going either." Bai Yunjian said honestly, "Butt hurts."

Gu Haiyu deeply realized that the fun of knocking on CP lies in the fact that before CP becomes CP, once it becomes true, there will only be the pain of being stuffed with dog food. "Stop showing off, you? Just lie down together."

"I'm not going either." Mu Linxing spat out a firm refusal.

"No? You? have to go. You? Lost the bet," Gu Haiyu forcefully raised his middle finger, "The bet is to hang out with me."

Mu Linxing: "..."

Just like that, the physical group - Gu Haiyu and Mu Linxing went out to play, and the otaku group went back to the room slowly, watched two Harry Potter movies together, and it was time for dinner again.

"Going out?" Bai Yunjian asked.

"... Order a takeaway?"

Bai Yunjian thought it was good, Huang Heyuan ordered two sets of braised chicken and rice, and it was delivered within half an hour.

When the two were eating takeaway, Huang Heyuan suddenly thought of something, and asked Bai Yunjian, "You? Do you really don't want to go out to play, or do you stay here on purpose to accompany me?"

"I want to go out." Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan frowned, "Fuck, you? If you didn't tell me earlier, I don't need your company. No, you? If you want to act like a baby, maybe I'll go out with you!"

"I haven't finished yet." Bai Yunjian shook his head, "I want to go out, but my butt really hurts."

"...It still hurts now?"

"It's okay if you don't press it."

Huang Heyuan became nervous, "Isn't something wrong with the fall? Let me see if you take off your pants."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"Why are you hesitating... Didn't you move quickly when you tested me in the morning?"

Bai Yunjian smiled, "I've taken care of it below. Is it good looking?...I don't know what the butt looks like. I'm afraid it won't look good."

"You? What kind of weird idol burden is this!?" Huang He was far from unbelievable, "Okay, okay, I definitely don't dislike it. You? Show me."

Bai Yunjian went to the bathroom, took off his pants, and lay down on the bed.

The Yellow River groaned far away.

"...What's wrong?" Bai Yunjian became shy for the first time, rolled over, and wrapped himself in the quilt.

"You?...there is a large bruise below the tailbone." And because Bai Yunjian's skin is very white, the bruises are obvious and scary.

Huang Heyuan's lust was greatly reduced, only guilt remained, "I'm sorry..."

"It's okay." Bai Yunjian rolled over, patted Huang Heyuan's hand with a smile, "Brother Yuan, you? Give me a massage?"

"... Doesn't that hurt more and more?!" Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "How about I ask the driver to pick us up tomorrow?"

"No, it's the first time I've come out to play, and I don't want to go back because of such a trivial matter." Bai Yunjian grabbed the flesh on the back of Huang Heyuan's hand, "Rubbing it can promote blood circulation and remove stasis, and it will be fine tomorrow."

"That can't be dry rubbing." Huang Heyuan frowned, commanding Gu Haiyu from a distance, asking him to bring a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao when he came back.

Gu Haiyu was full of doubts, "Are you sure? Let's take Ma Yinglong. Spraying Yunnan Baiyao on chrysanthemums is no different from applying Fengyoujing on Jiji. The sourness is unimaginable."

"The two of us really fell!" Huang Heyuan frowned, "Bai Yunjian's buttocks are green!"

"...so serious?" After a few minutes, Gu Haiyu said again, "Little Rubbish said that he had worked as a massage therapist part-time, and asked if you want the service. There will be a fee."

"How many jobs does Little Xingxing have worked..." Huang Heyuan said, "You? Let's talk about it when you come back. Ask me why, my butt doesn't hurt, ask byj."

Gu Haiyu: "Hey, isn't this afraid of you? Jealous."

Huang Heyuan: "..." Makes sense.Him, he never touched it.But in any case, it is more important if Baiyun Jian does not hurt.

Gu Haiyu and Mu Linxing came back soon, Gu Haiyu laughed straight, "You really fell, boss, I see you? You have an inscrutable face, thought you? You really have the life of an adult Woolen cloth."

Mu Linxing rubbed his hands, "Do you need a massage? Twenty minutes? Thirty minutes."

The corner of Bai Yunjian's mouth twitched, and he said decisively, "No need."

"Click it." Huang Heyuan endured his jealousy and said, "You? Didn't you say to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis?"

Bai Yunjian said bluntly: "I want you? Knead."

Huang Heyuan's cheeks flushed red, and he stammered, "Oh, I... let's learn from Little Xingxing."

Mu Linxing: "...how do you learn? Shall I rub you?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"I have a way," Gu Haiyu Duang slammed on the bed, "I can be a model, come on, rub me!"

The heart-shaped birthmark on Mu Linxing's forehead bulged, and he turned his head and said indifferently: "If it's his butt, you'll have to add 20 yuan."

"Hey, what's wrong with my butt?" Gu Haiyu said, "A butt that feels so good, not to mention free, at least half the price, right?"

"Add thirty." Huang Heyuan said decisively, "Little Xingxing, thank you for your hard work."

Gu Haiyu hecked, and was about to take off his pants, but Mu Linxing stopped him loudly, "Fuck you? You don't spray medicine, don't take it off."

Huang Heyuan also frowned, "Yes, you? Don't take it off, or it will be too weird!"

Gu Haiyu lay down with Bai Yunjian in disappointment.

Huang Heyuan sprayed medicine on the bruise between the white clouds, covered it with a towel, knelt by the bed, imitated Mu Linxing's technique and pressed it.

After rubbing it a few times, Huang Heyuan asked, "Does it hurt?" "It's okay." Bai Yunjian said.

"to be frank."

"...lighten up."

"how about this?"

"Hmm...Brother Yuan is awesome."

"Hello!" Mu Linxing took a deep breath, "You? Stop talking, the atmosphere is very strange!"

"Hey, you? You're so dirty." Gu Haiyu chuckled, "Isn't this an act of friendship and mutual assistance?"

"Shut up!" Mu Linxing patted Gu Haiyu's butt.

Gu Haiyu: "..." Well, it's a bit strange.

Everyone fell silent after that, but the atmosphere didn't get better. Instead, it became more philosophical and anxious. Fortunately, there was only one place to press, and after fifteen minutes, it was finally finished.

Mu Linxing felt relieved, "Put a hot towel on it before going to bed." After speaking, he immediately opened the door and left, forgetting to take the reward.

Gu Haiyu lay on the bed and seemed to have fallen asleep, but was woken up by Huang Heyuan's ruthless push, and drove him out.

Huang Heyuan opened the window to disperse the smell of traditional Chinese medicine in the room, and walked around a few times before asking: "How is it, is it better?"

"Yeah." Bai Yunjian smiled, "Brother Yuan's skills are awesome!"

Huang Heyuan raised his chin proudly, and after a few seconds he realized, "Jo Duo, you? Are you making a pun?"

Bai Yunjian smiled and said nothing.

Huang Heyuan: "..." This expression is definitely true!

Huang Heyuan was already sweating from the press, but now he was talking to Bai Yunjian after the press, and his body sweated even more. "I'm going to take a shower. The toilet glass is too transparent, you? Don't peek."

"Yeah." Bai Yunjian said, "But I want you to watch me take a bath."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"You? You can let me wash it first. After I finish washing? There will be water vapor on the glass, so even if I want to peek, I won't be able to see it."

Huang Heyuan weighed it in his mind.If Bai Yunjian washes first, there is a high probability that he will branch off.That's okay? He hasn't come out with Huang Zhenhua yet, not until that time.

"No, I'll wash it first." Huang Heyuan gritted his teeth, "You? Just watch it if you like. Hmph, I have abs now!"

Huang Heyuan took the fastest bath in his life, and when he came out wearing a bathrobe, he was more nervous than taking a bath, "Hey, I'm in good shape, right?"

Bai Yunjian was playing a game, he was stunned for a moment, raised his head, and said cautiously: "Brother Yuan, I didn't watch it."

"You? Didn't watch it?" Huang Heyuan was suspicious, "Really didn't watch it?"

Bai Yunjian nodded resolutely, somewhat begging for praise, "I held back and didn't take a peek."

"……very good."

Huang Heyuan sat on the bed and put on face cream, thinking depressingly, he didn't even look at it, damn it, this king even made a few handsome poses!

After playing a game in Bai Yunjian, he took his clothes to take a bath, Huang Heyuan turned on the TV, got into bed, stared at the TV screen, and listened to the sound of water splashing in the bathroom.

After a while, there was the sound of water jets rinsing the glass. Huang Heyuan tilted his head to see that Bai Yunjian was holding a lotus root head against the water vapor on the glass.

He seemed to be waiting for the moment when Huang Heyuan turned his head, looked at him and smiled, and drew a cloud and three wavy lines on the glass.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan shrank into the quilt abruptly, and it took a few seconds before he realized that the three wavy lines referred to "river".

Huang Heyuan stretched out half of his face from under the quilt, wanting to see what else was painted in Baiyunjian, but Baiyunjian had already turned around, leaving only a beautiful back with misty water vapor.

hateful.Huang Heyuan sat up and ran to Gu Haiyu's room - he urgently needs Gu Haiyu's voice to put out the fire!